The Cloaked Schemer
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Joined 07-20-05, id: 859196
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I'm Sara (but you can call me Thorn, Oosaji, Zexy, Marijuana, or any thing else you can think of, doesn't matter to me.), I'm fifteen years old, and I just looked at this after a year and a half of it sitting there telling the world I'm thirteen (I believe this was just before I turned fourteen; I've now just turned fifteen), and wow. xDD I sounded so uncool back then. xD

My pen name used to be Thorn Yokoshima, and don't ask me to 'update soon' or 'write more' or any thing because I'm retired. D Although, I am spending my retirement as a beta reader. Please:D

Kingdom Hearts is my religion. Kamui is the best manga ever written (look at the cover of the first volume and you shall see why. xD), so I suggest you read it and write some Hyde/Yanagi fanfiction for me to beta. ;D

I like Harry Potter, too. Or I did before I bought KH2. I think that obsession kind of died. KH is the new HP. More like KH is the old HP that came back, actually.

The following paragraphs don't really apply any more, but I'll leave them because I think they're cute. 3

The other day, Kiira (pen name The Melodious Nocturne, because she loves me enough to have a matching pen name. Go visit her and read her Xemnas/Saix fic. It's cute.) and I made up cool names for all the members of the Organization. You can probably guess who's who. Some may require some unscrambling of letters, mind you.

Man-Sex, Elfman, Diceman, Mr. Prostitute, Flamehead, Rocks Ass, Pirate, Flowerboy, Sexy Zexy, Zexy's Mulletboy Wonder (ZMW), Marshmallow, Monkeyboy, and Firefly. lykwhoa.

I have too many favorite pairings to list. I won't even bother.

I really like beta reading. I beta read for Kiira and Tipsy (I don't even know where she posts her stuff, though. xD), and it's hella fun. Don't ask. I'm amused in strange ways. If any one else needs a beta reader, I'm up for hire. Just add my MSN (xThe.Collector@hotmail.com) or IM me on AIM (xOosaji) or something. I'd be happy to read your story, no matter what fandom, pairing, or rating. I also like just talking to people, so add/IM/PM me even if you don't want a beta-reader.

"My name is Axel. Commit it to memory." "The name's Axel. Got it memorized?"

Any one else ever notice how serious and evil Axel was in Chain of Memories? Kind of makes you think Roxas changed him a bit, ja?

Teehee. I was silly. I've been depressed lately. I've really changed.. ew.. D:
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A Day in the Life by Ada Kensington reviews
Uchiha Sasuke keeps a diary during his employment at Otogakure Enterprises. A great, big bucket of moreish crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 427,567 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
Death by Desire by crematosis reviews
Fayt find himself in the hands of a vicious serial killer who murders seemingly for the fun of it. But does this man have a dark past that motivates him to kill? And what will happen to Fayt?
Star Ocean - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 51,620 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Albel N., Fayt L.
A Complete 180 by Uzumaki-sama reviews
Sora's childhood sweetheart suddenly moves back to the island, and 'she' isn't quite what he remembers...in more ways than one. During a crazy summer of odd friendships and high fashion, Sora struggles to find his identity in a conformist world. RikuSora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 206,857 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Riku, Sora
Something Wicked This Way Comes by Aishuu reviews
An alternate universe. L and Raito meet under different circumstances.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,989 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Light Y., L
The Cricket Revolution by Hanita-chan reviews
[RikuSora] Sora never did anything halfway, so when he started rescuing crickets, he did it with a revolution in mind. What he didn't know was that his revolution would lead him straight to love. [AU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,097 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Riku, Sora
Making Friendship Bracelets For The Death Eaters by Avada Cruimperio reviews
They may be called Death Eaters, but this group of minions are anything but evil, and they've decided to replace the Dark Mark with something much more fashionable... friendship bracelets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,025 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Akatsuki Gangstas by AkatsukiAddict reviews
The leader finally goes crazy and spreads the culture of HipHop and 'bling' to the other Akatsuki members. Crackfic. Rated M for language and awkward situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,730 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Cure for the Itch by dragon agility reviews
Sasuke and Naruto find themselves in an uncomfortable yet amusing situation... 'Sasuke! Bite my nose.' [SasuNaru oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Touch of Wickedness by crematosis reviews
Albel and Fayt live in married bliss until a song changes Fayt's notion of marriage.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Albel N., Fayt L. - Complete
Devil's Trill by Aruk reviews
drabble series: On Axel and Roxas and heartless nobodies. :gen, AxelRoxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,824 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
If You Were Gay by Faygo-Cytosis reviews
Fayt is has a little problem and Albel helps in a very unexpected way. FaytxAlbel
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2006
In Caelum Fero by Hitmonchu reviews
old! A oneshot compilation centered around Roxas, Sora, and Cloud. Slash and het. :D Currently Akuroku HaynerRoxas RikuSora CloudAerith SoraRoxas RoxasNamine in that order. Ratings at beginning of chapter if necessary. discontinued.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
Search & Seizure by DB2020 reviews
SXS Ante videogame. A prank bet escalates to a night two rivals will never forget, even if they'll never speak of it again.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,317 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Squall L., Seifer A. - Complete
Am I Predictable Now? by BlackWind92 reviews
Demyx, with hunger and a certain person on his mind, heads to the kitchen, only to find that certain person there, eating his chips. Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Gunning Down Romance by Empatheia reviews
[Light x L, spoilers] Brainscrewery, followed by screwery of other things.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,265 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
Believe by Kyrian reviews
Roxas never knew strawberries could be so meaningful. AxelRoxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Dream by Shikyou Daemon reviews
He could hear the blonde boy's screams... Screams that no one else would ever hear.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sora, Cloud S. - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 2951 - Favs: 3,837 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Squished by Xiaolink Volumen reviews
You weren't saying that a minute ago! That's because I didn't know I was groping a lunatic!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,297 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Ansem the Wise/DiZ, Riku - Complete
Things Have Changed by Yucatan Handbook reviews
COMPLETE! Harry is back for a sixth year at Hogwarts. Times are changing and so is Harry. [HPDM slash, character death, not in the darkfic genre, though]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 51,582 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Green by Bohemian Storm reviews
(... The Confessions of Quirrell's Iguana). A spin off fic of 'Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit' and 'Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron'. Poor Herman's take on the whole Snape/Sinistra/Quirrell escapade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
Everybody Loves Zexion reviews
A stupid story involving poor little Zexion getting attacked by most of the Organization who seem to suddenly be in love with him. D: Poor guy. I wonder why every one is suddenly spreading the love? :o There will be a serious pairing in later chapters.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Zexion