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Hey all! My name is Matina. I currently live in Canada. My favorite fanfics right now are Buffy the Vampire Slayer fanfics, I just love them, but I also read fics from other shows mostly Gilmore Girls and Cruel Intentions. I read a little bit of everything but I guess my favorite ship would have to be Buffy/Angel(us). Oh also, I’m a sucker for Au fics and funny fics so if you got any good ones send ‘em my way :D I will now leave you with some funny quotes I found seeing as how I have nothing more to say~
Giles: I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the 12th century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
Giles: Where are your other clothes?
Xander: Oh, don't I wish I had the answer to that question?
Willow: Xander kind of found himself in front of our class not wearing much of anything.
Xander: Except my underwear.
Willow: Yeah, it was really... bad. It was a bad thing.
Xander: Bad thing? I was naked. "Bad thing" doesn't cover it.
Xander: Willow, you want to come over for dinner ? My mom's making her famous call to the Chinese place.
Willow: Do you guys even have a stove?
Xander: You were looking at my neck.
Xander: You were checking out my neck, I saw that.
Angel: No, I wasn't.
Xander: Just keep your distance, pal.
Angel: I wasn't looking at your neck.
Xander: I told you to eat before we left.
Willow: You two are so right for each other. Except for the, uh...
Buffy: Vampire thing.
Willow: That doesn't make him a bad person, necessarily.
Buffy: I'm brainsick. I can't have a relationship with him!
Willow: Not during the day... but you could ask him for coffee some night. It's the non-relationship drink of choice. It's not a date, it's a caffeinated beverage. Okay, sure, it's hot and bitter, like a relationship that way, but...
Xander: What's like a relationship?
Buffy: Nothing I have. Coffee?
Willow: You know, I never really thanked you.
Oz: Oh, yeah, please don't. I don't do thanks. I get all red. Have to bail. It's not pretty.
Willow: Well, then, forget that thing, especially with the part where I kind of owe you my life.
Oz: eating animal cookies Oh, look, a monkey. And he has a little hat and little pants.
Willow: Yeah, I see.
Oz: The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that? You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen. So I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, "Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And you know, the monkey's just, "I mock you with my monkey pants!" And then there's a big coup in the zoo.
Xander: How is Angel? Pretend I care.
Buffy: Getting better.
Willow: And you're loving playing nursemaid?
Buffy: Oh, yeah!
Xander: So, is it better than playing naughty stewardess?
Buffy: Have you dropped any hints?
Willow: I've dropped anvils.
Buffy: He'll come around. What guy could resist your wily, Willow charms?
Willow: At last count, all of them, maybe more.
Buffy: Well, none of them know a thing. They all get an "F" in Willow.
Willow: But I want Oz to get an "A", and, oh, one of those gold stars.
Kendra: This is my lucky stake, I've killed many vampires with it. I call it Mr. Pointy.
Buffy: You named your stake?
Buffy: Remind me to get you a stuffed animal.
Buffy: Um, maybe I should introduce you again. Faith, this is Giles.
Faith: I've seen him. If I'd known they came that young and cute, I would have requested a transfer.
Buffy: Raise your hand if "eww".
Giles: Well, um, leaving aside for a moment my, uh, youth and beauty...
Faith: I'm curious. Never ever? Come on, really. All this time, and not even once?
Buffy: How many times do I have to say it? I have never... done it... with Xander. He's just a friend.
Faith: So? What are friends for? I mean, I'm sorry, it's just, all this sweating nightly, side-by-side action, and you never put in for a little after-hours grunt?
Buffy: Thanks for the poetry.
Willow: Maybe we should all talk to Faith together.
Buffy: You mean, like that intervention thing you guys did on me? As I recall, Xander and I nearly came to blows.
Xander: You nearly came to blows, Buffy. I nearly came to loss of limbs.
Willow: Professor Walsh is supposed to be great. She's world-renowned.
Buffy: How do you get to be renowned? I mean, like, do you have to be nowned first?
Willow: Yes, first there's the painful nowning process.
Rental agent: I think someone said you're currently in your parent's basement?"
Xander: "Right. There comes a point where you either have to move on, or just buy yourself a Klingon costume and go with it."
Xander: "What's with the hand wave? You see that? Does that, like, mean something?"
Willow: "It's code. I think it breaks down to 'choo-choo!'"
Anya: "It probably means to follow him. That, or wait here for him."
Willow: (whispering) "Ask him."
Xander: (yelling) "Hey, Riley? What's the (hand gesture) all about?"
Riley: "It means yell real loud so the vampires who don't know we're coming will have a sporting chance."
Xander: "See, now he's all mad and sarcastic."
Willow: "It's because you were doing all that yelling, Mr. Stealthy-pants."
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