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Joined 07-22-05, id: 860668
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

also known as: Bunny With Bad Acupuncture, Niveneh, Poosche, thebabbyboon, 0008carbon and 4308juicy

(I can still be contacted at my livejournal.)

I'm off fanfiction. I'll probably put up a oneshot, or two, occasionally, but honestly, the state of DHr/RHr/HPFF in general depresses me too much to want to contribute to more Dracoass-suckage. I should never have read bk11's fics - they gave me unrealistic hopes for how good the rest of the fandom was going to be. I'm still going to be around, reading stuff and sometimes reviewing, and adding to the C2s that I'm staff on, just, you know, not as much.

I'd just like to say thank you to all the people that reviewed/favorited/alerted my stories so far, and as for my homies (you know who you are) you know that I love you ALL and that the good cheer you peeps sent me will stay with me FOREVER and I'll never ever ever forget the good old days (last year). The words "thank you" are too pathetic to express my gratitude at all the love you guys sent me so I'll have to substitute with a big cybercookie. Thanks again.

-9.13.07

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The Painted Past by Adelaide E reviews
"To be fair, we're all a bunch of teenagers," she added generously when she spied his taken offense. "Hormones and the like. Add post-war trauma to it and you're bound to have mangled soap opera plots worthy of the daftest of heroes." RW-HG-DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 480,241 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,473 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 3,152 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Breaking Fate by Trinity Marquise reviews
“Oh, come off it,” Hermione snapped, irritated at him for being such a prat. And irritated at herself for getting irritated with him so quickly. And irritated because her hot chocolate was getting cold. Just irritated in general.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,914 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 5/11/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Tension and The Spark by Molvanian Queen-In-Exile reviews
Severus thought that having to teach sexual education was bad enough, but, when the class number is found to be uneven, he finds himself in an even worse predicament: paired with Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 97,066 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
That Loser by Siriusly Odd reviews
What if Hermione had an afro? What if Ron never cleaned the dirt off his nose when he first met Harry? What if there was a reason for the red cape found on early covers of the HP books? And what if Harry really was that much of a loser?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 232,376 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
In Which Hermione Declares Revenge by Hypothetically reviews
Thanks to an event so small no one remembers, Hermione has decided she hates Harry. And for some reason no one cares about shes going to get revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,075 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/19/2006
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Making Friendship Bracelets For The Death Eaters by Avada Cruimperio reviews
They may be called Death Eaters, but this group of minions are anything but evil, and they've decided to replace the Dark Mark with something much more fashionable... friendship bracelets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,025 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 4024 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Establishment of a Meaningful Context by attica reviews
Because the boy certainly had enough mind to know not to excite the impetuous old man, even if he did not have enough wits about him to know that he was very secretly in love with the girl standing exactly two feet and six point five inches away. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,817 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Whitewashed by arctique48 reviews
He ran from them and they forgot him, but now, a prisoner of science, he needs her help. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,155 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut! by Persephone-Granger reviews
The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Paint It Black by pin twist reviews
Draco's sick. Harry makes it better. Slash. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rasberry Jam by showxliexmad reviews
Someone wants revenge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 4,888 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Loved Lord Voldemort by harrypottermagic32 reviews
Voldemort may be old, ugly, and evil, but at one point he was young and handsome. When he was young there must have been a girl who fell for his charm and good looks. This is the story of the girl who did.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,794 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Ennead by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot Nine moments in the lives of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Tie in a little mythology, sprinkle with angst and romance, and step back. 8/15/08: CURRENTLY NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
There are Some by dizzydragon reviews
[Short story] She knew of truths: One was that she'd never wanted to see him again. Two was that she really, really liked ice cream. Three was that Draco Malfoy was still a weak, pathetic failure of a man and that he knew it, too. DMHG, RWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,052 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twelve Months by vyrastra reviews
Twelve months. Twelve people. But the fairytale is over, and this is war. My parting gift to everyone at ffnet. Humor, angst, love, and the brutally real. Oneshot, post HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,948 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Beginner's Guide To Dramione Romance by arctique48 reviews
All you need to know when constructing a beautiful love affair between sworn enemies. [Parody] REPOST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Good Boy by Silver Pard reviews
Everything has a price. Charlie is beginning to hate Mr. Wonka's hands.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
Footfalls Within My Heart by evalanis reviews
Fourteen moments in the life of one Remus J. Lupin from the age of eleven to thrity eight. Some Slash. RLSB. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,690 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
An Intermediate Guide to Dramione Romance by arctique48 reviews
Taking your enemy matchmaking to the next level. We hope to steer you in the right direction in your PostHBP stories, whether you are taking note of the book or not. [Parody]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Across the Room by CloverRock reviews
“Why would you say that?” He asked, hopping on top of the tabletop, gazing at the two boys in question Draco rolled his eyes. “Cause I’m not a completely oblivious dunderhead?” [Complete. HPDM, SFDT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Virgin Stains by pensive puddles reviews
I never liked you. In fact, I hated you. That was obvious. A blind muggle could see it! But you, you never gave up on me. You looked at me in pity. I had to get rid of it, of you. Your blood makes such pretty designs in the snow. Wish you could see it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Steep by little majesty reviews
Two enemies find companionship in each other. Post-Hogwarts. Draco is still brimming with sarcasm. Hermione is on the verge of a breakdown.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/7/2003 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Saturday Interview: Severus Snape by Moonflower 92 reviews
[Slash] Angsty, misunderstood, and not quite a nice wizard. Severus Snape on life after the Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2002 - Published: 2/26/2002 - Severus S., Remus L.
Cruciatus by LilyAyl reviews
Magic is not always a gift. Note: This is an old story and not canon-compliant. For an updated version of this story, look up 'Curare' on FictionAlley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2001
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Sing Me Spanish Techno reviews
She said that she’d always be faithful to him and never leave him. She promised him this. And then she broke her promise. And how! DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hallucinogenic Toreador reviews
But nothing isn’t enough. Not when he’s sitting in his sanitized hospital bed. Not when he’s about to die. And not when his best friend hasn’t seen him for nine years. Yeah, Ron's feeling a little down. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Pension Plans reviews
“Ron, does my bum look big in this?” “You’ve arshked me that queshtion every day, every morning, for the last fifty years before tramping off to the garden, Hermione.” “I know. But I still have to know. Does my bum look big in this?” oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Not Another Random HP Parody reviews
Harry goes back to Hogwarts to find that everything has changed for the WORSE. Wildly insane people will like this. 'K, the mildly insane too. Insane as in a GOOD way, not thinking you're the reincarnation of John Lennon. But dammit, just read it anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,059 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
Donkey Potter reviews
A poem in which Lily and James have a donkey for a child instead of Harry, and Voldemort waltzes along and falls in love with it. WRITTEN FOR FUN, NOT BECAUSE THE AUTHOR IS A TALENTED POET.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Unadulterated Sue reviews
The Real Sue is threatening Fandom as increasing hordes of readers settle for this disgustingly perfect OC. But all is not lost. The Campaign Against Real Sues have set out on the mission to educate readers on how to recognize a Sue when they see one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete
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