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Joined 07-22-05, id: 861115, Profile Updated: 01-15-14
Author has written 4 stories for Bleach, Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹, and Wreck-It Ralph.

Wow, it's been ages since I've been back online! Almost two whole years! Yikes!

I've been bangin' back and forth between fandoms and, sadly, none of my old stories have my attention anymore and may be deleted. Never fear though! New stories should begin to pop up here and there as inspiration strikes!

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"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same."

If homosexuality is a disease, then we should all call in gay to work. "Nope, sorry, can't come in today- still queer."

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Infamy by magma-krystal reviews
This tale chronicling the life of Team Magma's leader, Maxie Matsubusa, begins as he leaves home for college, where he finds a best friend in roommate Archie Aogiri. As time passes, Maxie falls in love, experiences unendurable tragedy, and watches himself grow older as a selfish war rages on, threatening to transform his very self.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 103,147 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa, Tabitha/Homura
Into the Darkness by Jonathan Anubian reviews
Fuyuki has been kidnapped by an alien with bad intentions and it's up to Keroro to save him. Will the Keroro and Garuru Platoons be able to help their newest member adapt to his new life? Dark Keroro/Fuyuki and Keroro/Fuyuki
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,253 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Keroro, Fuyuki H.
Well, It Ain't Perfect by cornpony reviews
Turbo convinces Felix to take a ride in his kart. 80's boyfriends (Felix/Turbo).
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., King Candy/Turbo] TurboTime Twins - Complete
The Scout and the Crab by Crystal124 reviews
Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 127,219 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Scout, Spy
For Good by vixon l reviews
"You see, lemon pie, once you steal something, you spend your whole life fighting to keep it." Lacing his fingers under her chin, Vanellope no longer had the luxury to glare at the floor. Instead, she was forced to take in his sneering features she'd sooner spit on. That is until he continued. "That's why we're going to do things legally."
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,480 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz, King Candy/Turbo
It's Only Programmed by Candyandsugarysurprises reviews
Emotions, personalities, and what we choose to do with our life is what makes us who we are. Our past and our future does as well. Who we choose to be and whether or not we take the role as the villain or the hero in this game are all our choices to make. The question is, will we make the right one? BOT AN UPDATE IT'S AN AUTHOR'S NOTE
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,871 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - King Candy/Turbo, Vanellope von Schweetz
Ghost Boy by turbomun reviews
One night, Turbo went to bed in frustration, wondering what he could possibly do about that Road Blasters game. When he woke up, thirty years had passed. He was told that he'd nearly died when Turbo Time was unplugged and had now been reformatted for use in a new game called Sugar Rush...but people are treating him strangely, and he feels like there's something he can't remember...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,397 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz, King Candy/Turbo - Complete
Sieg Keron by toadywoad reviews
What would the world be like if Keroro hadn't been found by the Hinatas? Would the invasion have worked? Would the world be under the thumb of alien rule? Would relationships be different? Would anyone have survived?- Warning;a dark, violent, unfunny AU
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,036 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012
Crossdressing Fortress by Balloon Animal reviews
Soldier trials a new method to whip his men into shape. Will lace panties and satin skirts really unleash the warrior within? Read and find out.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,638 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011
Drizzle by Lougara reviews
Slightly AU, short story based on the beginning of the fifth movie. Giroro knew sharing his tent with Kururu was a bad idea... COMPLETE.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Kururu/Kululu, Giroro - Complete
Danger zone by Tantilla reviews
Angsty war filled story with frog sex in later chapters. Kururu x Tororo
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,529 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kururu/Kululu, Tororo - Complete
Fascination by Golden Snowflake reviews
And now a face has been given to the belief that has ruled Dib's very existence – a face that has validated all that he is. A Dib-centric ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Verboten by Jessi D reviews
Medic considered himself soured on the concept of love, but when finding his way into the Doctor's affections, Heavy is surprising sneaky for such a big man.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Heavy, Medic - Complete
Confessions by Grave Bells reviews
The beginning of a relationship is a roller coaster of events. Accidents, pushed boundaries, misunderstandings, utter glee, and other people pining for your affections are just a taste of what goes on. CooroHusky. One-sided NanaHusky. YAOI LEMONS. R&R
+Anima - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,046 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Cooro, Husky
A Mother's Love by TenshiXXX reviews
Uchiha Mikoto is a woman with a plan: get Itachi and crazy Uncle Madara's bodyguard together...at all costs. And she doesn't care how much she has to embarrass Itachi to accomplish her aim. The ends justify the means...more or less. Kinda cracky. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Don't Drop The Soap! by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,940 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Swimming with Sharks by snitcheyes411 reviews
Itachi is an outcast living on the beach. Kisame is the shark version of a merman. Kisame/Itachi yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Don't own, don't sue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,092 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Idiot by Dajypop reviews
Kakuzu thinks Hidan is an idiot for licking the lid from a can he opened. AU, Lemon, KakuHida Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Dentes by kodak-85 reviews
“Naruto,” Sasuke whispered into the night, a dim smile lighting his lips. Twin pricks of dagger-like teeth protruded from beneath the seam of his mouth, and his cool hand continued to stroke back bright locks from his forehead. “Love. I’ve found you."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,789 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Horror Series: Loyalty by Tyranno's girl reviews
Most people want someone around who is loyal to them right? Some to cook, clean,and serve for you? What about... Kill for you?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,414 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
SasoDei Replica Deity by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
My name is Deidara 226, un. I am a clone. That is my entire life summed up in 4 words. The original died long ago, though Sasori will never accept his demise. Not that I really care, un, I am just a clone, after all. SasoDei, Yaoi, so on and so forth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Meaning of Sacrifice by CerealK reviews
For much of his life Itachi may have been a selfish bastard- but when it came to his brother, he knew the meaning of sacrifice. KisaIta giftfic for Mako75 and Master Of The Rebels.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Favourite Colour by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Itachi hates his therapist. However, attending appointments just got a lot more interesting. KisaIta, yaoi, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Cataracts by Nocturnal Smile reviews
Itachi deals with not only his fading eyesight and deteriorating health, but also how that affects his relationship with Kisame. Not to mention Kisame can be a bit of a well-meaning idiot. Kisa/Ita, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Don't Tick Off The Shark! by Jinzouningen reviews
Kisame proves that he's more then capable of taking care of a certain weasel. This is a discipline fic, and I'm now comfortable with writing it. Contains spanking. Don't like? Don't touch. Thx and have a nice day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,582 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Keeping Up by Klei reviews
Whoever said it was the seme who always demanded sex? Oh, how troublesome it was for poor Kisame to have to deal with his hormone-prone teenage lover’s constant pleas. KisaIta lemons, crack-ish, failed attempt at humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Shurara Corps Future by PekoponianDani reviews
For lack of a better title. Malicious, sadistic, evil. Shurara Corps are discovered by Pekoponjin scientists, interrogation & torture ensues. Short warning at beginning, ending is in consideration.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,534 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009
Obediance by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori and Deidara have been together for a few weeks, Deidara seems to have deeper feelings, and Sasori finally admits he's in love. Will everything go smoothly for the two artists, or not? Lots of lemons, Bondage, S/M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,623 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Your 'Wife' by Melby7777 reviews
In order to save his sister from marrying a man she did not love, Hidan switches places with Hidako and marries Lord Kakuzu. Yaoi, eventual smut. IT IS COMPLETE starts off bad, ends pretty good
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,047 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Toy by SkyeFox reviews
KakuHid -smut without a plot- Matured for obvious reasons includes pain fetish and use of erotic toys. one shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Playing Lions by Kerianya reviews
Set after Dirge of Cerberus. After a lifetime of longing, Sephiroth finally gets to claim the love of his life. Sephiroth/Vincent, written in Sephiroth's POV. Rated M for violence, language and sex.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,122 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Sephiroth, Vincent V. - Complete
The Pet by Avina Garamond reviews
Sephiroth does not like the ideas of human slavery. Yet to save a pet's life, would he buy him? Rated T for language unfortunately. AU! Tiny little crossover towards the end with Vampire Game and Kingdom Hearts.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,069 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sephiroth, Vincent V. - Complete
The One by yrume reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, lemon, bondage/bdsm, violence/gore, strong language - Kakuzu gets distracted by Hidan playing an interesting little game :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,996 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I'm Full! by Sweetdums reviews
KisaIta. Warnings for smut ending, laters, and the Discovery Channel. The things that happened when he was like this were unpredictable. This time he knew what was coming.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7093 - Favs: 5,492 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
There is no forever by WhitexoutxOptics reviews
Simple oneshot. Kakuzu and Hidans first meeting, skipping between parts of their lives with eachother, right until the very end.Yaoi, KakuzuxHidan, Lime I guess?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
BARCODE by Will-the-Tankadin reviews
COMPLETE! Has anyone ever wondered why Beast Boy wears gloves all the time? Scars? Claws maybe? BB was born in a biochemical lab, and after he breaks out Raven tries to teach him to be... well... HUMAN. It ain't gonna be easy, though...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,100 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
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Forgotten reviews
After all was said and done, the game reset and everything put back in its proper order, something still remained that didn't belong. A matching set of somethings to be more accurate.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2014 - TurboTime Twins - Complete
Of Candy Bugs and Children reviews
It had been a close call, but somehow he had survived. Not unscathed, of course, but he was left alive at least. Now Turbo must survive alone in the world of Sugar Rush. But being trapped in the form of a cybrid comes with troubles and a terrible surprise waits for him that soon may just spell his Game Over.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - King Candy/Turbo
Infected reviews
Behind the walls of his lab no one could touch him. However, he failed to take his own actions into consideration. This time, the accident he created would be more dangerous than anything before. And he wouldn't be the only one to suffer for his mistake.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Kururu/Kululu
Reborn From Death reviews
He wished death hadn't been so cold and that it would just let him sleep, but the night he died he was reborn. Through all the pain and heartbreak, he'll keep on surviving. Even if it kills him.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - G. Ichimaru, T. Hitsugaya