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Joined 07-23-05, id: 861184
Author has written 11 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and X/1999.
i didnt realise that people had actually linked this under my name, so goodbye freaky profile. and dont read this stuff, seriously.
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Noiseless Hill by Davy reviews
A Parody to Silent Hill. PG-13 for language and gore. I started writing this five years ago, so later chapters might be different in style from the earlier ones.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,925 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 8/3/2003
The Watermelon Killer by Beansith reviews
James, Heather, and Eddie try and find a vicious fruit murderer before it's too late. Characters from all of the Silent Hill games are in this so don't be surprised!
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,151 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 8/24/2005
Golden Shade by coughkouichicough reviews
Based off of Bluebird's Illusion: Two years have passed since FullMetal's death. A killer is on the loose and a new Humonculus has appeared. Everything is fine for Al until he meets this killer. And then his world is turned upside down. No yaoi or swearin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Random Gear Stories with Snake by Cthulhu456 reviews
Snake listens to gay stories about Raiden being gay in the hopes of avoiding turning gay. Doesn’t make sense to me either.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005
Funny Valentine by Sion0083 reviews
What happens when Selphie is too ecstatic for her own good, Irvine is vengeful, Seifer is mistaken for a drag queen, Squall is paranoid, Zell is...well Zell, Rinoa is armed and dangerous and it's Valentines Day? Read to find out!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/28/2005
Getting My Buzz On by Miklusca reviews
Little comedy about James and Pyramid head getting high together.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2005
That's a Wrap! by CelticPhantom reviews
After the filming of Advent Children the cast throws a bit of a wrap party and ensuing wackinessinsanitythis fic
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2005
Quest for the Giant Cookie! by Sailorstar165 reviews
Lust steals Ed's giant cookie and the Elric go out to find it. Can they get the cookie back and away from the Otaku United? Well... Who knows? Otaku United show up in 2nd chapter
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Kratos v2600 by Sleeps in Rain reviews
AniMerge's first complete, legit, and state of the art masterpiece! Your guide to getting a handle on your new slicing, dicing companion! [Note: manual format credited to Hikari Hrairrah]
God of War - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Complete
Dress as a Homunculi Day by La Salle De Bain reviews
[Oneshot] It's Dress as a Homunculi Day in the military. And guess who Roy wants to be?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Roy M. - Complete
Envy Is NOT A SheMan! by Cashmeritan reviews
He'll broadcast it on television, shattering the sound barrier. This androgynous homunculus will prove once and for all that he can be masculine! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Envy
Oh Ed! Oh Envy! Oh Canada? by Troy Mustang reviews
Pairings will be messed with bigtime! cuz no one really likes pairings Parody madness, Pride!Ed talks slowly. Based on an old fairy tale. READ with your eyes...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Edward E., Envy
Random Envy Drabbles by Kitsune Freak reviews
These are random Envy drabbles that I started. We like to portray Envy in our first story. Rated for alcohol use. That's it. Watch out for the humor! TWOSHOT
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Envy, Lust - Complete
Mr Greed by www.Wrathchan.com reviews
ANTIGREED! although lots of people who do like Greed somehow enjoy this...okay, anyway...It's what you get when you mix a REALLY random song, and Greed...Songfic, omg you had better know the song!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Greed - Complete
Idiot's shadow by AlienFreak500 reviews
This is really funny! Post a rewiev and maybe I'll continue it. :
Shadow of Destiny - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 5/29/2005
Can Sins Get Drunk? by Kaira-chan reviews
[Spoilers for Anime!Pride] Pride and Envy bring home booze.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Envy, Lust - Complete
Namu and The Special Deer by Namuwriting reviews
Namu's hardships involving inanimte objects prove to be just too much for the young travel agent.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2004
The Grimm Tales of Ragnarok by pseudonymous-gibberish reviews
The many tales of Ragnarok Online including "The Little Hooded Alchemist" and other stories...
Ragnarok Online - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2004
The Detention From Hell by Otaku Amanda reviews
The Sequel to “Happy Halloween, uh… no Wait! Christmas!”. The adventure is only just beginning as Yugi and the gang are trapped at school with a dastardly Axe-Murder! Will the gang be able uncover the mystery that is, “The Axe-Murderer”
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,804 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2004
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Fullmetal Labyrinth reviews
Enter the Labyrinth everyone's favourite movie now features Envy, Ed and Roy in a rediculously scary pile of insanity. Envy must conquer both the Labyrinth itself and Roy's poor fashion sense to get his brother back and ensure Hohenheim doesn't unhook th
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Envy, Roy M.
Envy's Bedtime Stories reviews
Envy tells his adaptations of fairy tales to the others to lull them to sleep, but knowing Envy, that's not going to happen! So far: Lust in The Boy Who Cried Wolf, Envy Green and the Seven Sins, and The Little Mermaid starring Edward!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Envy, Edward E.
The Killer Furby of Doom reviews
Australia Day Special! Envy and Wrath’s plans to aquire an ultimately destructive death weapon are foiled by the postal system. Now it’s up to them, Roy, and Ed to stop a Killer Furby of Doom on the loose and save an obscure holiday. [oneshot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
A Barbeque Too Far reviews
Seven cardinal sins... one short alchemist... the promise of a barbeque... The gang embark on an arduous journey but will they reach Roy's tall house in time? Not if the imported horned weasels and occupational therapists have anything to do with it!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,121 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Envy, Roy M.
Fairyland reviews
Envy and Pride!ed go to fairyland and become Roy’s fairy godparents.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Envy, Roy M.
RoY to THe WoRLd! The Christmas Cookie Crisis reviews
Happy Happy Joy Roy! Somehow, Edward, Envy, and the others get roped into helping Roy discover the truth behind his 'who stole the cookies from the cookie jar' emergency. R&R and Merry Xmas!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Envy, Roy M. - Complete
FMA Halloween Special of Joy and Ghost Coins reviews
With Edward, Envy and Wrath stuck in an orphanage due to a Trick or Treat gone wrong, who will save Roy from the dreaded ghost coins? When Greed started singing at the campfire, Halloween just got a whole lot scarier...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Envy, Roy M.
Card Captor Wrath reviews
Wrath must capture the other sins and seal them into cards before Dante gets home. Hmm, needs a rhetorical question...Will he, yeah, be able to do that? Only time, and reading, will tell.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Greed, Envy
The SleepOver reviews
When a bunch of the Seals [and Fuuma] journey to Seishirou's house for a sleepover, obviously some random, warped stuff is going to happen, and drive him insane even though it got its licence revoked. Rated for...I just always rate things T
X/1999 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Seishirou S., Kamui S.
FMAGiOh! reviews
No idea. Our FMA friends get thrown into another world where they must duel to survive...from boredom. Crosses over with YuGiOh. It's late and I'm sleepy so there.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Envy, Hoenheim
The Truth behind The Truth behind The Barbeque reviews
Randomness is a long word. Anyway, want to know the truth behind the truth behind the barbeque? This is the essential companion guide to A Barbeque Too Far. Lots of happy homunculi like Envy and those other people, like the chibi chibi Alchemist...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Envy