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Joined 07-23-05, id: 861842, Profile Updated: 12-09-12
Author has written 8 stories for Starship, and Frankenweenie.

My name is Rachel. I am a Uni Student from Canberra, Australia.

I am a sporadic fanfiction writer at best, so fandoms will be picked up & droped with very little explanation.
Fanfiction.Net is where I archive these writings as DeviantArt/Tumblr do not have a chapter/grouping system.

All stories found here are also found on my DeviantArt account under the same screen-name, or on Tumblr under the URL "obscureculturalreference".

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Excuse Me While I Kiss This Ed by Mr. Apocalypse reviews
During a party, a bet is placed. Edd finds himself in a terribly embarrassing situation that's going to take some time to get use to. What an interesting month it will make for him. EddxKevin. Reviews greatly appreciated.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,968 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Edd, Kevin
Dwori Drabbles by FrankieSunflower reviews
These were written as a present for obscureculturalreferences over at Tumblr. We occasionally sail on the same ships, but I don't ship these two - this is just a present.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Dwalin, Ori
First Encounters And Other Such Incidents by Plot Bunnies Rule reviews
"Have you and Tazmania Alvarez ever had, shall we say, sexual relations?" The most memorable of adventures are the ones that change everything. STARSHIP, Taz/Up Tup
Starship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Taz, Up
Barren by CheyWolfe reviews
Grell has a room he goes to when things get tough. This room, however, will never be used for its intended purpose.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Grell S. - Complete
CAGED by Tensai-Shoujo reviews
One broken memory and one deathly secret. "Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage."
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
Learning to Dance by Karri Justina reviews
A/N: Thank you to everyone who has supported this story here and on Tumblr. I am excited to announce that the ebook version is now available to download for free at karrijustinashea DOT wordpress DOT com SLASH learning-to-dance - hope you enjoy!
Starship - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,971 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Holding On by RivkAnn reviews
What happened after Up recieved his final injury. Taz must deal with her own injuries as well as his. Very angsty. TUp. I own nothing. Starship and its characters c Team Starkid.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Starship Rangers by Kiuan reviews
The Starship Rangers haven't faced any challenge too difficult since their adventure with Bug. Now, something is stirring. They'll need to recruit new Rangers, restore old alliances, and discover a dark and sinister plot that could tear the galaxies apart
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,394 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011
Get Back Up by Kierza reviews
The day has been saved thanks to the Starship Rangers, but now what? Join Taz, Up, and the rest of the Starship Rangers as they face the threat of Dr. Spaceclaw and the rest of the G.L.E.E.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011
Artificially Unintelligent by IsOkayGood reviews
Starship Musical drabble. Tootsie Noodles and MegaGirl go on a date.
Starship - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Tootsie Megagirl, Ultrabeam Megagirl - Complete
Promises by KissMeImOnlyPlastic reviews
Starship - Taz x Up. Up made a promise to her that day he'd found her, torn and tattered, pink dress covered in blood and oil. He promised he'd never leave her behind, and she intends to hold him to that, whether he likes it or not.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2011
Short by 9 Marbles by Tora Marikama reviews
Humanized; Life at the mental hospital could be hectic at times for patients 1 through 8, especially in a hospital full of secrets, but what they don’t know is that the new 9th patient is going to turn their worlds upside down.
9 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,041 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - 9
Please sir, I want some letters! by ScroogeMcDuck reviews
The Oliver! / Oliver Twist fan letter database. Send your questions for the characters from the book/musical to me via PM and 'they' will respond! Questions and answers posted herein.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 157 - Words: 27,746 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008
Through Julie's Eyes by S. Snowflake reviews
Sequel to "Return to Skid Row." Audrey and Seymour's daughter realizes that life can be a very confusing thing. Will the family stick together with a new flower shop, a baby on the way, and a new threat to Seymour and Audrey's marriage?
Little Shop of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,224 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - OC, Seymour K., Audrey - Complete
Paradise of the Mind by KRRouse reviews
Five years after “At World’s End”, Ragetti, an aging Pintel, and the rest of the Black Pearl's crew are still searching feverishly for Jack Sparrow and the charts to the Fountain of Youth. Sequel to “Family Reunion” and “Just the Way it Should Be."
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,279 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Ragetti, Pintel - Complete
Ghost Story by Red Lioness reviews
Weak in life, Jack Spicer does not rest easily after his untimely death. Basically, I felt like writing a ghost story and Jack got to be my victim. Rated T for Jack's violent, bloody death.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,260 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Jack - Complete
Carmine Complex by The BirdFox Hybrid Productions reviews
Roxas was pretty sure that he would rather subject himself to spontaneous combustion than to deal with the absurdity that came hand in hand with going to a public high school. Unfortunately, fate hated him. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,629 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Roxas, Axel
Through Shattered Lenses by Foxieglove reviews
Mystique is a fierce leader, but not always a brave woman. Todd yells at her for it and somehow survives. Chapter 2 added, with consequences for Todd. Todd//Kurt
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Mystique/Raven D., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Pencils by Goonlalagoon reviews
Random story about Drumknott and his rapidly diminishing supply of pencils. Set after Making Money.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Drumknott, Moist von L. - Complete
Lust and Avarice by CrystallicSky reviews
Insanity has taken it's hold on me! I have written the first slash EVER for Dave the Barbarian, yay! :D GALDERxDAVE, but in my head, JASON MARSDENxDANNYCOOKSEY, because I'm crazy like that: Galder has always been greedy, and he ALWAYS gets what he wants.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
My Little Pip by TheHornyVirgin reviews
This story is about how Merry and Pippin's strong friendship began and grew stronger and stronger as Pippin became older. I think it's really sweet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Coin Operated Boy by One Mad Hat reviews
Haruhi Fujioka finally got one of the new Companion dolls. Unfortunately, the order got a little mixed up... [AU, HunnyHaruhi]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Fix Me by PhoneySaint reviews
CHYAN Ryan Evans life was changed that night. Who will he let in? Can Chad save the blonde boy from his memories, and from himself?
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007
Moog by Foxieglove reviews
Series of oneshot fics starring Pintel and Ragetti, known fondly as Moog. Warning: Some chapters contain slash. UPDATED: New chapters! Pintel avenges a cruel prank on Ragetti, has a chat with Elizabeth about fathers, and risks Calypso's terrible wrath.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,791 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Ragetti
Music Soothes the Wild Beckett by Lauren Wagner reviews
Set before DMC: Ragetti and Pintel's escape from Port Royal was a combination of cleverness and the Divine
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Cutler B., Ragetti - Complete
Just the Way it Should Be by KRRouse reviews
Locked away in the Port Royal jail, Pintel spends the night reflecting long and hard on his first voyage with Ragetti. A prequel to “Dead Man’s Chest.”
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,328 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
Oi! You! by Foxieglove reviews
This ficlet was the response to a challenge on what would happen if Murtogg and Mullroy met Pintel and Ragetti. Based on spoiler screen caps, Murtogg and Mullroy end up on the same ship as those two. Sit back and enjoy. :P
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Ragetti, Pintel - Complete
A Slippery Slope by Magpie05 reviews
Robbie keeps having a dream that disturbs him greatly. Sportacus can’t seem to get to sleep. A SportaRobbie slashfic.
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 5/30/2006
Gardener Born by Grav reviews
Samwise Gamgee was gardener born.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Samwise G. - Complete
The Logical Thing by Captain LeBubbles reviews
Amanda asks Sarek a question, and he digs himself into a hole with the answer.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Amanda G., Sarek - Complete
An Angel in My Arms by Ster J reviews
A missing scene from Journey to Babel, after the surgery, but before Kirk entered Sickbay.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
Dreams of the Heart by abraxis reviews
Complete. KS. First time story.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,837 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2006 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Jack by Amarielah reviews
A brief exploration into the character of Jack Spicer.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Jack - Complete
Basil meet Bernard by TheGame32 reviews
Fawlty towers Black Books crossover. Manuel, meet manny. a oneoff joke thing on two very bad managers.
Black Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
A Hogswatch Carol by Laiqualaurelote reviews
A series of fics for the countdown to Christmas Day. An insight into the Hogswatch celebrations of people across the Disc, ranging from the well known, like Vetinari and the Watch, to the less written, such as the Times and the Cheesemongers.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,260 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Complete
Buhbye! by Ster J reviews
A piece of fluff I wrote while people watching at the airport. Amanda gets lil' Spock ready for a trip to Earth.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Amanda G., Spock
Loving you more than air itself by Lauraloveslotr reviews
merry alcoholic, pippin. umm, slashy, indicated rape, alcoholism, reconciliation later chapters. R&R please.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
A Gift by Suzunomiko reviews
The war is over. Voldemort is destroyed and the war hero is cracking down on all death eaters. A certain death eater decides to try and buy his freedom from the ministry... at the cost of his only son. Rated 'R' for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,958 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Training by Suzunomiko reviews
Something's wrong with Draco, and Harry intends to find out what. (One-shot) Rated 'R' for implied rape and the resulting injuries, and nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wayward Son by James8 reviews
Thranduil heads to Gondor after news of his son.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 11/6/2004
A Little Spice by Farfalla reviews
The Enterprise crew has to persuade a group of aliens who don't know they're from outer space to let them sample some of their native vegetation for a mission. Meanwhile, Kirk and Spock add a little spice to Valentine's Day. Includes spanking.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2004 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
I Call It Love by GhostHelwig reviews
Edd & Eddy have decided to be open with everyone, no matter the cost... Slash. Rated M for sexual situations, violence, homophobia, and the aforementioned slash...
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
Kindergarten by trinchardin reviews
What if the characters of the Matrix went to kindergarten together? [Concluding Chapter!]
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,297 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 6/16/2003
After Isenguard by MichelleH reviews
Grima's life after his escape from Isenguard - can he ever be accepted back in Rohan? Pls review, all feedback is much appreciated. Warning - Slash in later chapters. Now completed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Grima W., Eomer - Complete
Going Under by SharpesLass reviews
Saruman tells Grima what he doesn't want to hear.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Grima W., Saruman
The Big Brotherhood Program by Idiosylph reviews
When Mystique and Toad from the X-Men Movieverse wind up in Evo-verse, what do they do? Why adopt the hapless Brotherhood, of course! Ch. 7 Added!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,610 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 8/15/2003
Everywhere by Karina of Darkness reviews
Songfic. Two laments over his brother's current status: Only a mind trapped within Two's own body.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Twins, Trinity
HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS II: A Gargoyles' Christmas by Denigoddess2001 reviews
Elisa finds her heart exploding with the holiday spirit. Brooklyn and Lexington are filled with love for each other. And Angela is heavy with egg. The Christmas Legend of the Gargoyle Goddess is revealed. By the way, Hudson looks great in red!
Gargoyles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2001
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Dirt reviews
Mrs. Yamane has mixed feelings about the state of her son Toshiaki's clothes.
Frankenweenie - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Toshiaki - Complete
Confrontation reviews
Nassor had managed to work politely with Toshiaki on their assignment for the past several weeks. What reason could he have to be avoiding him now? Set several years after the movie.
Frankenweenie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Nassor, Toshiaki - Complete
Glimpses reviews
Starship: Breif glimpses into the lives of our beloved Starship Rangers; from the tender age of five, to the age I see them as during Starship. Every Ranger will have a chapter, with the possible exception of Bug. Rated M to be safe
Starship - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011
100Prompts of TUp reviews
Starship: Exactly as the title says, 100 stories about the TazxUp pairing.
Starship - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Taz, Up
Pickles reviews
Starship: Two short tales about Specs and Krayonder. Contains breif Spayonder.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Krayonder, Specs - Complete
Lieutenant Lopez reviews
Starship: Short stories revolving around Lt. Taz. Concerning both her past and future. Will contain: TUp, Tunior & occasionally TazxOC. Rated M to be safe
Starship - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Taz
Want reviews
Starship: Everybody wants something, and when we want the same thing it's obvious. Right?
Starship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - February, Specs - Complete
A Fine Specimen reviews
Starship: Krayonder takes a time-out to woo his favourite Engineer.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Krayonder, Specs - Complete