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Since I haven't written any stories, you probably came here because I left a review on one of your stories.

Though often maybe a bit harsh, my reviews are not meant to be unconstructive and I put quite some time in them, except in the rare case that they just say "this is bad and you should feel bad, imbecile", though I can't remember an example of that. Most of my reviews are written because I liked the concept but not the execution, so see that at least as a somewhat positive sign.

On the other hand, that can still range from "your summary enticed me but your story is crap" to "a few minor mistakes that I noticed that would make this excellent story perfect when they're corrected". Both are still pointers to improve, though the first would necessitate a complete rewrite, which you probably won't be capable of anyway if the original was complete crap, but there are always exceptions.

So you either ignore my review, or improve your story. One is easy, the other gets you a better story.

Or you try to disarm my arguments or complaints. I can be wrong too. Differences in taste can play a role of course, but I think that most of the time I explicitly point it out when a certain point in my review may be me and not you because it is more personal preference related. But the limits of what comprises "personal taste" and what is allowed because of it are personal taste too, so that's a somewhat fluid line.

If however your argument is that I haven't written any stories myself, you only establish yourself as a retard who doesn't know how this critique stuff works.

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Shrouded Destiny by Gladiusx reviews
The Song is sung, and the Dawn is won, but the victory is bittersweet, and the cost is too high. Yet there is little that could not be done with magic if you were willing to pay the price. Dues are paid, fates are changed, and even destiny itself is covered with a shroud. Mild AU time travel.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 466,488 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 3,029 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 3/9/2023 - [Jon S., Val] [Robb S., Myrcella B.]
A Darker Path by ack1308 reviews
Taylor is cleaning up Brockton Bay, using murder. She's happy, friendly and outgoing, but she's not nice about it.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 95 - Words: 557,438 - Reviews: 3379 - Favs: 4,224 - Follows: 4,565 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 8/27/2022 - Grue, Imp, Danny H., E. Piggot
Snek is a Good Boy by ack1308 reviews
This is a fic that answers an idle question I asked myself yesterday: "What if a snake was the hero of a Worm fanfic?" Snek is the familiar of a powerful wizard. He's about as smart as a young child, and can create personal portals to go wherever he wants. He's also a sixty-foot boa constrictor.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,215 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 3/10/2021 - Skitter, Armsmaster, Lung, Jack Slash
One More Trigger by ack1308 reviews
Taylor Hebert triggers in the locker, and the story begins. But what if someone else had a trigger of their own, years earlier? How would the story change?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 208,514 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 2,426 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 2/1/2014
With Sprinkles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 126,862 - Reviews: 2854 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 3,342 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Xander H.
Mythos Effect by Omniscent1 reviews
A crossover between Mass Effect and Cthulhutech. Humanity has won the Aeon War and has since expanded and thrived. How will the galaxy fare with this new power?
Crossover - Cthulhu Mythos & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 246,813 - Reviews: 2058 - Favs: 5,366 - Follows: 6,171 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Saren A., Shepard, OC
Spells in Silence by Silently Watches reviews
Hazel Potter has always been strange. People say she knows too much and says too little. When Aunt Petunia utters that forbidden word, 'magic', it sends Hazel on a hunt for the truth. If only the Wizarding World could have guided the direction of her search… femHarry with a focus on witchcraft
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 286,004 - Reviews: 3209 - Favs: 5,445 - Follows: 6,997 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 2/27/2020 - Harry P., Sally-Anne P.
Contract Labor by Greydon Creed reviews
What if Keitaro Urashima had some steel in his spine when he first arrived at the Hinata Inn? What put it there? And how will the tenants react, especially when his past comes back to haunt him? -Now with it's own TVTropes page. Note: as of 08/04/24 this story is still alive and being worked on.-
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 513,287 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Keitaro U.
Meh by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place to put misc ideas that may or may not become real fics some day and don't fit into one of my other idea files.
Crossover - X-overs & TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,274 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 2/25/2015
The Effect of a Horse and a Dragon by Vimesenthusiast reviews
A different decision right after being cursed leads to a very different Ranma showing up in Nerima. When he goes after Herb to beat some sense into him Ryoga takes the chance to get rid of his rival once and for all, sending both combatants to the Mass Effect universe. What changes will two martial artists and their use of ki have on the coming conflict? RanmaXTaliXKasumiXSama
Crossover - Ranma & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 206,310 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 2,429 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Ranma, Kasumi G., Tali'Zorah, Samara
Innocence Lost by kathryn518 reviews
Presented with an opportunity, Vernon jumps at the chance to get rid of the unwanted burden foisted upon his normal family. In the hands of those wanting to create a true weapon, Harry's entire life is altered, sending not just his destiny but those of several others down a different path. But when your fate is to be a weapon, can that ever truly change?
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 57,174 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 3,729 - Follows: 4,363 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 1/13/2017 - Laura K./X-23, Harry P.
Taylor Hebert, Medhall Intern by ack1308 reviews
Taylor Hebert is interning for Medhall. She has no idea who's actually in charge. This should be interesting.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 187,599 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 2,255 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 2/26/2019
Foxy Lady by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow helps a new student, Anya attempt to recover a family relic, but having lots of power and little control summons a version of herself she never dreamed existed from a parallel universe and she doesn't come alone.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,792 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 12/6/2018
Fyre, Fyre, Burning Skitter by mp3.1415player reviews
There's a very old concept in magic: Never call up that which you cannot put down. Shame the Death Eaters didn't know that... Now they have Skitter. Whoops... A little present to mark the end of 2023! Just in time for the end of this year and the beginning of the next.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,983 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 12/31/2023 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Skitter
The Weaver Option by Antony444 reviews
It is the 45th Millennium and the galaxy is dying. On the verge of victory over the Imperium, the Chaos forces have proven unable to stem the tide against the Great Devourer and its trillions of Tyranids. Only one option: cross the dimensions, find a hero able to triumph where billions have utterly failed and change the course of the past...
Crossover - Warhammer & Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 1,893,288 - Reviews: 4320 - Favs: 5,258 - Follows: 5,780 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 8/23/2016
Gods and Devils and Wild Horses, Oh My by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Ranma leaves after the events with Saffron to find a cure. Thinking he might have he heads to Rome and instead winds up adopting Asia, and getting introduced to the world of the Threeway War. Being his usual self Ranma befriends Asia and fights off the Fallen. Ranma and a few new friends will enter this conflict and make their mark. Paring: Ranma/Rias/Saeko-hotd/Gabriel
Crossover - Ranma & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 360,986 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 3,658 - Follows: 3,775 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Ranma, Rias G., Gabriel
Great Grand-Uncle Schimmelhorn's Toolbox by mp3.1415player reviews
The life of the Heberts changes rather a lot when Danny and Taylor use the rarest superpower of all and actually communicate with each other. Of course things go a little weird when in the process of this they poke around in the attic and come across Papa Schimmelhorn's old toolbox... Turns out Taylor has something of a knack. Probably runs in the family.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 375,340 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 2,520 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 7/24/2022
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,559 - Reviews: 4503 - Favs: 13,276 - Follows: 12,332 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Dragon Chronicles 2: Harry Potter, Dragon Whisperer by Stargon1 reviews
Being a parselmouth, Harry is hired by all of the Dragon Sanctuaries. His new job: to travel the world, check on all the dragons, talk to them and learn about them. The dragons have also heard of Harry's talent - as an artist and they can be pushy about having their portrait painted. With dragons, magizoologists and shades of Dark Lords after him, Harry's life is anything but dull.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 142,775 - Reviews: 2169 - Favs: 6,443 - Follows: 8,184 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 6/5/2019 - Harry P., Sirius B., Charlie W., Daphne G. - Complete
Master of Wood, Water and Hill by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 106,976 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 2,663 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kíli, Fíli
Alea Iacta Est by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gets a different set of powers, and canon begins to diverge almost immediately ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 160,791 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 4,305 - Follows: 5,208 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 7/11/2015
Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 92 - Words: 583,885 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 3,782 - Follows: 3,714 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
Unseen Perspective by TendraelUmbra reviews
Not all wars are black and white, as Harry learns when the second war with Voldemort seems to be painted in nothing but shades of grey. In which Harry is confused, Tonks is overwhelmed, Barty is a genius, Snape hates everyone, Dumbledore is trying his best, and Voldemort is having the time of her life. fem!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 181,704 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,984 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 2/20/2020 - Harry P., Voldemort, Barty C. Jr., Delphi Riddle
Mr Fixit by Rorschach's Blot reviews
What do you do if you gain powers? Your best to make the world a better place, of course.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,882 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 12/13/2023 - Published: 12/8/2023 - Shadow Stalker, Greg - Complete
The Importance of Intent: After the Credits by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is a compilation of one-shots inspired by my story Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent. If you enjoyed that story and would like to read more then you've come to the right place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,325 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 11/28/2023 - Published: 3/12/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
A Third Path to the Future by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 2,343,058 - Reviews: 8040 - Favs: 15,684 - Follows: 15,575 - Updated: 11/23/2023 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., J. Grey/Marvel Girl/Phoenix
Once We Were Dragons by ctc1000 reviews
Sequel to Maester Wolf. The past is never truly buried. New threats arise and Jon deals with the heritage of the Valyrian Freehold and House Targaryen. The conflict will be more than just the Starks and the Lannisters, and reverberate through all Seven Kingdoms and beyond.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 199,964 - Reviews: 2755 - Favs: 4,818 - Follows: 5,442 - Updated: 10/6/2023 - Published: 4/28/2021 - Jon S., Robb S., Arya S.
Metagaming? by Noodlehammer reviews
Third in series, read prequels or be confused. Harry had spent his whole life wishing for magic to be more abundant, and that was precisely what he got. He wasn't even particularly upset about the many serious dangers inherent in such a thing, for what was life without challenge? The irony of ending up in Azeroth after all the references was a bit on the nose, though.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 474,013 - Reviews: 6926 - Favs: 8,229 - Follows: 8,754 - Updated: 9/20/2023 - Published: 9/20/2020 - Complete
I, Panacea by ack1308 reviews
Amy Dallon is a teenage girl in Brockton Bay. She is better known as the superhero Panacea. She is caught in a robbery at the Brockton Bay Central Bank, and is knocked out. When she wakes up, she's not alone in her head ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 210,516 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 3,320 - Follows: 3,823 - Updated: 8/10/2023 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea - Complete
Death's Knight: Revisited by Clell65619 reviews
From June to July 2012 the talented Heather Sinclair produced a wonderful story 'Death's Knight' a crossover of Harry Potter and the New 52 Heroes. Available here: /s/8187641/1/Death-s-Knight. Heather's story ran out of steam, but she gave me permission to adopt it. Where her's started 5 years after the end of the world, mine starts about 20 minutes before.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,192 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 4/29/2023 - Published: 12/3/2015
Lex Marks The Spot by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,207 - Reviews: 2964 - Favs: 5,606 - Follows: 5,679 - Updated: 4/26/2023 - Published: 6/1/2017
A Shadowed Soul by devilblondie reviews
He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,848 - Reviews: 3734 - Favs: 10,798 - Follows: 11,849 - Updated: 2/25/2023 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Blaise Z.
I Still Say it Looks like a Nail by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,302 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 1/27/2023 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
The Wolf and the Bear by stevem1 reviews
After a troubling and barely remembered dream, Maege Mormont visits Winterfell and asks Ned if she can take Jon as a ward and possible husband for one of her many daughters.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,999 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 1/8/2023 - Published: 12/19/2020 - [Jon S., Dacey M.] Robb S., Maege M.
The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,908 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 11,445 - Follows: 11,477 - Updated: 11/28/2022 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
The Lady of the Flies by Incarnation of Madness reviews
As her reward for saving the world from Scion, Taylor is killed by Contessa and sent to hell. It doesn't turn out to be as bad as it sounds. Post-GM. Queen Taylor.
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,959 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 2,813 - Updated: 11/14/2022 - Published: 7/25/2017 - Rias G., Skitter
A Kernel Of Truth by mp3.1415player reviews
A long time ago, in a city filled with oddities, no one realized just how odd some of those oddities were... Actually, it wasn't all that long ago, but it was still very odd. Of course it was, Taylor Hebert was involved! (Another story that started as a one-shot and sort of... grew)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,477 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 10/27/2022 - Published: 9/6/2020
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 295,543 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 10/9/2022 - Published: 9/15/2012
An Unfinished Can of Worms by Racke reviews
A collection of discontinued Worm-stories.
Crossover - X-overs & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,559 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 10/9/2022 - Published: 1/30/2021
Divine Ideas From a Demonic Mind: Buffy Edition by TheDivineDemon reviews
A series of One-shots to get rid of the over flow of ideas in my oxymoronic head. Hope you enjoy the chaos. *Mostly Xander Centered* If you feel like doing any of these feel free, just tell and credit me. I want to see these grow.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/3/2022 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Xander H.
The Chronicles of Merlin: The Return by jumpin reviews
Formerly Merlin: The Return. Harry Potter wasn't the boy who lived. It was his sister Glory. She was the one that beat Voldemort and is seen as a hero. Harry on the other hand has a power all of his own, and as time goes on it will reveal itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,725 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 2,391 - Updated: 9/1/2022 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Harry P.
To All My Wives I Loved and Love by IncognitoMe
I loved my wives. Camille, my first love. Julianne, my passionate lover. Odile, my kind angel. Chantal, my beautiful beloved. I loved them all. / A Bluebeard fanfic written for the 'Summer of Horror Exchange 2022' on AO3. This is the most messed up thing I have ever written. So, just a general content warning for everything here.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2022 - Complete
The Guardian Angel by LordofVibrance reviews
Eddard Stark, like many a man before him, underestimated the cunning of Olenna Tyrell. Fearing retribution for siding with House Targaryen when Robert wins his rebellion, Olenna takes drastic action to secure the future of her family. But a blood-stained letter from Kingsguard Gerold Hightower might just be her salvation. Full Summary inside. AU. Book 3 Begins!
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 294,739 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 7/15/2022 - Published: 3/27/2021 - [Jon S., Margaery T., Myrcella B.] Arya S.
Dreamers by Bobika reviews
Travelling across worlds proved not quite as smooth as Luna had made it sound. Still, Harry wasn't one to abort a plan just because it didn't survive the first moments of execution. And then, one by one, she picks up better reasons to stay. - An adventure of a resourceful, female MoD!Harry; spanning from the reclamation of Erebor to the end of the Third Age.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,804 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 2,104 - Updated: 7/7/2022 - Published: 1/31/2021 - Harry P.
Intercession by VigoGrimborne reviews
Dropped off in a different dimension, different time, and different country, and handed an 'optimal' baby, Taylor Hebert gets to enjoy her retirement. Harry Hebert is a perfectly happy, normal child. What could possibly go wrong? A crossover between Worm and Harry Potter, featuring Post-GM Taylor and initially pre-canon Harry, and following the many plot butterflies that result.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 197,515 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 5/24/2022 - Published: 4/23/2022 - Harry P., Sirius B., Skitter - Complete
The GOTS Cast Saves Westeros - One Insert at a Time by High Plains Drifter reviews
Sean and Charles can't have all the fun. So as the Muse strikes, this one trick pony of a scribbler will upload whole short stories or snippets of a story involving a member of the cast from the show inserted into their corresponding character. Will Kate Dickie succeed? Will Joe Dempsie fail? Will Jason Momoa make things worse? Will Emilia Clark die horribly? Only time will tell.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 5/21/2022 - Published: 7/1/2020
Shiver me Timbers! by wolfd890 reviews
He'd slumbered in Hoth's cold embrace for millennia before being exhumed by the Alliance. Could he help them defeat the Empire? A HP SW crossover(obviously)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 169,211 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 6,006 - Follows: 8,063 - Updated: 4/11/2022 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Harry P.
I'm HALPING! by ack1308 reviews
When a stranger comes to Brockton Bay with the intention of HALPING, things are going to get interesting ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 200,611 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 3/31/2022 - Published: 7/17/2016 - Shadow Stalker, OC, Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
101 Ways to Make Hinata Hyuuga Faint by Keidra369 reviews
Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 45,318 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 4,168 - Follows: 4,331 - Updated: 2/14/2022 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Master-1 by Luan Mao reviews
They didn't respect anyone who wasn't useful in a fight. First impressions can be misleadng.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,248 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 567 - Published: 2/12/2022 - Complete
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 187,899 - Reviews: 5334 - Favs: 15,705 - Follows: 12,887 - Updated: 2/8/2022 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Taylor Varga by mp3.1415player reviews
Taylor has a bad day that ends in a locker. Everyone has heard that one. It goes somewhat differently after that, as her call for help is answered by something from a lot further away than one might expect... A story in which Taylor makes a very large friend, the world gets confused, and Danny comes into his own.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 432 - Words: 2,058,592 - Reviews: 2770 - Favs: 4,100 - Follows: 3,722 - Updated: 1/25/2022 - Published: 3/14/2017
Maester Wolf (revised) by ctc1000 reviews
What if Jon Snow wasn't the stupidest man in Westeros? A new beginning where Jon is still Lyanna's son, but Ned Stark hides him in a different way, which has a major impact on the Wars to come. A more cunning Snow changes the outcomes for his brothers and sisters.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 375,414 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 1/10/2022 - Published: 1/1/2022 - Jon S., Robb S., Arya S. - Complete
For The Honor Of The Regiment by mp3.1415player reviews
Some time ago when I started thinking about a Worm fic, three ideas came to mind. This is one of them, which now seems to have started to turn into a real story. Updates will be sporadic in all probability. It's considerably darker than most of my other work, but nowhere near the level of insane grimness of most Worm fics. (title changed on 2018-07-10)
Crossover - Bolo series & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,491 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 1,894 - Updated: 12/25/2021 - Published: 3/17/2017
Hunger by Baked The Author reviews
Taylor dies in the locker. She isn't too happy about this setback, or the results, but at least she can still try to be a hero… while trying not to indulge in all the tasty snacks running around. Zombie!Taylor, AU, TaylorXMulti WARNING: dark, char death, lewd
Worm - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,908 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 12/18/2021 - Published: 1/14/2019 - Skitter
We're In This Together by zugrian reviews
After the Chamber of Secrets, two unlikely allies bond over their similar backgrounds. Their plans for freedom take them on a different path through Harry's adventures and will bring them together in unexpected ways. HarryxPansy Proactive/Cynical/Independent/Morally Grey Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 92 - Words: 721,512 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 6,032 - Follows: 5,509 - Updated: 11/16/2021 - Published: 4/12/2018 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] Luna L., Dobby - Complete
And, The Giant Awoke by RemoWilliams reviews
What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 126,512 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 4,660 - Follows: 4,714 - Updated: 11/11/2021 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Tyrion L.
Three Angels Standing Guard 'Round the Sides of a Crib by Szept reviews
A weird girl joins Emma's class. With skin pale like chalk and chalk-white braided hair. Like a granny's! But without wrinkles. And small. And with weird-colored eyes, one moment pink, then blue, then something else.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/27/2021 - Published: 8/15/2021 - Skitter, Emma B.
The Lust of Gryffindors by Fearful Porpentine reviews
With the stress of the Tri-Wizard Tournament overwhelming him, Harry is introduced to a secret club in Gryffindor that might be the solution to all his problems. Warning: smut with plot. Begins in fourth year, with characters aged up a year. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 381,517 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 4,724 - Follows: 4,162 - Updated: 9/5/2021 - Published: 7/15/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Angelina J., Katie B. - Complete
Prodigal Daughter by ack1308 reviews
Taylor is Jack Slash's daughter, and she's certainly living up to her heritage.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,824 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 9/1/2021 - Published: 12/25/2018 - Skitter, Danny H., Emma B.
The List by kathryn518 reviews
Minerva McGonagall finds a parchment with a list left behind in class and confronts the owner, leading to an awkward conversation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 784 - Published: 8/18/2021 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Iron by Baked The Author reviews
Trapped in the locker, Taylor gains the ability to forge wonders of metal. Sharp, pointy, protective wonders. If this were all, it would be par-for-the-course as Tinkers go; yet, at the moment of connection, Taylor receives the Berserker Armor... with the wrathful spirit of its last wearer included.
Crossover - Berserk & Worm - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,076 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 3,081 - Follows: 3,557 - Updated: 8/1/2021 - Published: 7/29/2019 - Guts, Skitter
The Folly of the Bleeding Heart by VonPelt reviews
No one ever accused Andromeda of being sane.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 178 - Published: 7/24/2021 - [Andromeda T., Harry P.] Hermione G., Teddy L. - Complete
A Mafia Princess by Nemesis13 reviews
Sarah was terrified, cornered, and about to be enslaved by a megalomaniac with delusions of self importance. She briefly broke free, was cornered again... Then she was saved by a pistol toting teen who was offering her a job with full dental, medical, and optical insurance. Apparently, only those not borne there did not realize that the Heberts ran Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 7/14/2021 - Published: 5/17/2021 - [Skitter, Tattletale]
Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay by Saphroneth reviews
Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 735,308 - Reviews: 3889 - Favs: 6,899 - Follows: 6,179 - Updated: 7/4/2021 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
The Tales of a Teenage Necromancer by Nemesis13 reviews
In the aftermath of her mother's death, 13-year-old Taylor Hebert discovers her mother's Necromancy books up in the attic. Hilarity Ensues.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,094 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 6/28/2021 - Published: 1/12/2021
Origin Story by Worldmaker reviews
Halloween ends, and Xander finds himself in a place he never thought was real, under circumstances he never saw coming.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 281,822 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 3,023 - Follows: 3,080 - Updated: 6/21/2021 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Complete
Consulting Detective Taylor Hebert (Worm Sherlock Holmes) by meticulousmouse reviews
A Worm and Sherlock Holmes crossover.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,971 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/10/2021 - Published: 5/21/2021 - Skitter, Imp
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,383 - Reviews: 6586 - Favs: 15,723 - Follows: 18,181 - Updated: 6/8/2021 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
An Essence of Silver and Steel by James D. Fawkes reviews
At the moment of transformation, when the connection was to be established and a young girl's life forever changed, the Red Shadow intervened, and the Administration shard became its tool on the path to human salvation. With the power of every hero ever immortalized in myth and legend, what can that girl do but be a hero herself? -A not-quite-crossover with FSN/Prisma Illya-
Worm - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 121 - Words: 636,986 - Reviews: 4307 - Favs: 5,887 - Follows: 5,780 - Updated: 6/5/2021 - Published: 6/3/2017 - Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea - Complete
The Triumph of Lothario by Rorschach's Blot reviews
All you need is love to save the world.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,025 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 5/28/2021 - Published: 5/27/2021 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl - Complete
A Brimming Glass of Spiders by verycoolname reviews
Taylor Hebert knew quite a bit about negotiation from her father. One rule she remembered was to keep the other party off balance. Crack.
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 116 - Published: 5/10/2021 - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,641 - Reviews: 2572 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 2,056 - Updated: 4/26/2021 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Harry P., OC
A Late Night Walk by Temporal Knight reviews
Taylor died in the locker and was buried. It's a real shame she didn't stay in her grave. A shame for the city that is. Lisa on the other hand is certainly happy to have stumbled across a vampire bodyguard. A bodyguard who needs a friend and protector just as badly as Lisa herself does. Perhaps these two can help each other to heal? Maybe stop the vampire from killing the city too.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,999 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 4/24/2021 - Published: 11/16/2020 - [Skitter, Tattletale] Emma B.
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,685 - Reviews: 2997 - Favs: 8,813 - Follows: 8,954 - Updated: 2/16/2021 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 89 - Words: 181,132 - Reviews: 4470 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 2/13/2021 - Published: 2/13/2008
Remnant of a Worm by Halfmasked reviews
Post-GM Taylor in Remnant. Taylor Hebert; villain, hero, monster, savior, Khepri. She awakens in a hospital in Vale. Where was she? What would she do? Who would she be? Hero or villain? Monster or Savior?
Crossover - RWBY & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 181,488 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 2,586 - Updated: 2/7/2021 - Published: 10/20/2018 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Skitter
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 126,964 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 1/29/2021 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 148 - Words: 1,253,688 - Reviews: 11744 - Favs: 9,276 - Follows: 8,296 - Updated: 1/20/2021 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Incompatible System by mp3.1415player reviews
Technological incompatibility can cause serious issues even at a simple level. When it comes to interstellar travel, those issues can be quite profound...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,546 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 4,025 - Follows: 4,640 - Updated: 1/5/2021 - Published: 8/18/2019
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 6,546 - Follows: 7,397 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Shadow Stalker: Advent of a Hero by ack1308 reviews
When Shadow Stalker finds a girl being attacked in an alley, her choices will lead to changes in her life that she never expected.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,523 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 204 - Published: 12/13/2020 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Danny H., Emma B. - Complete
New Spice by VonPelt reviews
A balcony under the stars, the big ball everyone wanted to attend, a marble balustrade in front of a magical forest, the moon shining brightly - Harry realised that it sounded straight from a fairytale. At least there were no carriages which would turn into a pumpkin at midnight.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,623 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/12/2020 - [Harry P., Padma P.] - Complete
Autumn Leaves by Steelbadger reviews
Autumn arrives, and with it, it brings news that could change Fleur Delacour's life. The Triwizard Tournament is to be held at Hogwarts, and it could be her lifeline; her escape from the stifling expectations of French magical society. She need only recognise, and grasp, the opportunities it brings. One-shot, Harry/Fleur, 'Pre-Romance'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,550 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 353 - Published: 11/30/2020 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,134 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 13,788 - Follows: 14,593 - Updated: 11/14/2020 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Halloween Hopps by Xandra Harris reviews
Janus decides He wants to be chaotic and decides to use the most chaotic mortal in Buffy the Vampire Slayer which happens to be Xander Harris AKA Alexander Harris so he goes to a random Universe by picking randomly takes one of Judy Hopps spare ZPD Now our beloved White Knight is stuck as a female Anthropomorphic rabbit Watch as he tries to survive Fem!Xander
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,776 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/30/2020 - Published: 5/25/2020 - Xander H., Tara M.
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
In the aftermath of a peaceful summer comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually. Remastered and sequel ongoing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 520,374 - Reviews: 12433 - Favs: 18,061 - Follows: 12,589 - Updated: 10/15/2020 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Buggs Buffy by Xandra Harris reviews
Before Ethan Rayne Heads to Sunnydale he just happens to Catch A Rerun of Space Jam And that gives him an idea a wonderful horrible terrible chaotic idea what if the chaotic power of living cartoons was brought to the Hellmouth Well read this and find out The story is going to be pure crack is not to be taken seriously at all this is just to have fun
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Space Jam - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,198 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/9/2020 - Published: 6/9/2020 - Xander H., Tara M.
Quaffles and Broomsticks by HoosYourDaddy reviews
With everything going wrong for him in fifth year, Harry finds solace in a very unexpected place: the quidditch locker room. Harry/Angelina. Smutty Romance with Plot. Warning: not intended for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,296 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 10/8/2020 - Published: 7/19/2020 - [Harry P., Angelina J.] - Complete
A Discordant Note by Noodlehammer reviews
It only takes a single disharmonious element to throw off the entire composition. Fifty years before Robert Baratheon was to ascend the Iron Throne, Westeros receives one hell of a bad musician. Harry never did care about any player other than himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 351,549 - Reviews: 7390 - Favs: 10,989 - Follows: 10,773 - Updated: 9/20/2020 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Complete
Cerulean Blue by NorthernLights37 reviews
When Jon agrees to a betrothal to the newly-found Princess Daenerys Targaryen, he cannot help but wonder if the marriage will be doomed from the start. He will do his duty, unite their Houses and help lead the war against their common enemies, but he remains haunted by the love he found, and lost, seven years prior, across the Narrow Sea. (Canon-Divergent AU/Arranged Marriage)
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,274 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/3/2020 - Published: 8/28/2020 - [Daenerys T., Jon S.] Rhaegar T., Eddard S. - Complete
Idiots, lackwits and imbeciles - The Trials of Rickard Stark by IncognitoMe reviews
"So all Lord Rickard needed to do to prove himself innocent of treason was ... well, not burn." Jaime Lannister, A Clash of Kings But what if he did not burn? Rickard Stark survives the attempt at burning him because the pyromancers could not tie a proper knot. Watch as he saves the realm from all the idiots, lackwits and imbeciles around.Time for someone competent to take charge.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 171,385 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 9/2/2020 - Published: 8/26/2019
Fang and Claw by NorthernLights37 reviews
Ghost isn't entirely certain he approves of these new visitors, but frankly, Jon gets himself into far too much trouble for just one wolf to manage. OR - A fic in which Ghost learns that pack comes in all shapes and sizes. (AU after Season 7,Animal POV, the BroTP of Ghost, Rhaegal and Drogon that we should've had!)
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,996 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/29/2020 - Published: 8/26/2020 - [Jon S., Daenerys T.] Ghost, Drogon - Complete
Your Own Personal Shampoo by Tritan Z reviews
Imagine, if you will, the rules about what happens if Shampoo is beaten in a fight are different. Also imagine that Ranma is a much trashier comic than it really is, and you have this story.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,485 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 6/2/2020 - Published: 10/17/2017 - [Ranma, Akane, Shampoo]
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 2,739 - Follows: 2,549 - Updated: 4/19/2020 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Harry Potter and the Realization of Fate by meurysan reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into Azkaban for a crime he did not commit. A mysterious new wizard appears and puts the Ministry, the Order and Voldemort on the defensive. Harry escapes but is it too late for him? What will he do once he is proven innocent? Reviewing/updating and trying to complete this. 2021
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 248,981 - Reviews: 1707 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 3,174 - Updated: 3/27/2020 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Wait, what? by Marenke reviews
"I've just had the worst day,", said Daphne, sitting by Harry's side. Harry kept eating slowly, and Hermione looked from one to another as Ron spluttered. Both were ignored summarily by the other two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 3/23/2020 - Published: 8/11/2017 - [Daphne G., Harry P.] Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Only Right Choice by guubear reviews
Shepard was a total noob during the first play through. She made terrible choices, skipped quests, and she didn't buy any DLCs. Hopefully she would do a better job saving the galaxy at new game plus. Rate M for sex and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 219,558 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 2,616 - Updated: 3/16/2020 - Published: 1/28/2016 - [Shepard, Liara T'Soni]
Worm: Babel by Baked The Author reviews
There is always a greater power. This fact holds true no matter one's position within the halls of creation. That one of those powers would take offense to the Entity's predations is inevitable. That this same power would take an interest in Taylor Hebert is merely an example of causality in action.
Crossover - Cthulhu Mythos & Worm - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,138 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 2,631 - Updated: 3/10/2020 - Published: 6/8/2019 - Skitter
Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 414,962 - Reviews: 3206 - Favs: 8,566 - Follows: 9,358 - Updated: 3/1/2020 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Wand for Skitter by ShayneT reviews
Waking in the body of a murdered child, Taylor Hebert, once a super villain and later a super hero must discover who has been killing muggleborns while being forced to go to Hogwarts, among groups who are the most likely suspects.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 121 - Words: 359,078 - Reviews: 5027 - Favs: 4,016 - Follows: 3,285 - Updated: 2/20/2020 - Published: 2/27/2019 - Complete
Heroes Assemble! by Stargon1 reviews
After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Encompasses MCU movies & TV, some others along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 128 - Words: 603,414 - Reviews: 10606 - Favs: 18,204 - Follows: 17,899 - Updated: 2/5/2020 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Twins by Andrius reviews
Desperate for a Yule Ball date, Harry asks the eerie Carrow twins to go with him and Ron. Somehow the evening ends with both Flora and Hestia on his arms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 1,573 - Published: 2/2/2020 - [Harry P., Flora C., Hestia C.] - Complete
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 8338 - Favs: 13,001 - Follows: 13,167 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Narcissa's Chance by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Thrust back in time Harry wants to destroy Voldemort. Narcissa Black wants a better life than marriage to Lucius. Time Traveling Harry Potter goodness. HP/NM HP/BL unrequited HP/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 156,262 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 6,881 - Follows: 7,583 - Updated: 1/12/2020 - Published: 3/15/2018 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Bellatrix L.]
Under the table Dealings by wolfd890 reviews
Oneshot; A number of seemingly routine scenarios involving our favorite pigtailed protagonist lead to some eyebrow raising conclusions. Rated –R (Ranma x Nabiki), (Ranma x Kasumi), (Ranma x Yuka) SMUT
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,378 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 9/17/2019 - Ranma, Nabiki, Kasumi
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,866 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 3,295 - Follows: 2,712 - Updated: 11/29/2019 - Published: 4/14/2007
High Hopes by ShayaLonnie reviews
Single father, Harry Potter, thought his romance days were behind him. He lives for his sons, his friends, the single-parenting support groups he attends weekly, the occasional great latte, and a beautiful woman who might be more than the friend he thinks she is. — Written for Sing Me a Rare Volume 3; Runner Up: Best Comedy, Best Romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 232 - Published: 11/5/2019 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] - Complete
Misstep in the Right Direction by Solvdrage reviews
It was just a simple good luck wish. This innocent moment created a connection between two lonely children years before destiny intended. This unintended new connection will change the course of history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,172 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 3,476 - Follows: 3,876 - Updated: 10/24/2019 - Published: 10/20/2011 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
That Sounds Like Work by flabbyknight reviews
This is not what Taylor signed up for.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,604 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Skitter, Grue, Regent, Tattletale - Complete
Season of Change by Branchwraith reviews
There were only a few things in Harry Potter's life that were absolutes. He was the son of Lily and James Potter and that he was born male. What happens when he discovers the truth. AU Strong/Independent, Gender-Switch, Fem!Harry, Fem!Slash Mature Themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 113,150 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 5,127 - Follows: 5,852 - Updated: 10/8/2019 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Luna L., N. Tonks
Hive Daughter by PlateGlassArmour reviews
"At that exact moment, Taylor Hebert connected to a vast alien entity. In most universes, she gets the power to control insects, in some, she gets a slightly different power. In this universe, in some cosmic case of wrong telephone number, Taylor connected to the wrong vast alien entity. In this universe, for a few seconds, Taylor Hebert connected to the Tyranid Hive Mind."
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 69 - Words: 174,019 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 4,148 - Follows: 3,849 - Updated: 9/29/2019 - Published: 7/24/2018 - Skitter, Panacea, Dragon - Complete
Pack by mjimeyg reviews
A portkey accident lands Harry at the feet of something more terrifying than a dragon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,331 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 5,623 - Follows: 3,222 - Updated: 9/28/2019 - Published: 9/19/2019 - [Harry P., Lex M.] J. Hammond - Complete
Room For Improvement by PencilMonkeyGaiden reviews
Emily learns a new insult. Evidently, most of Brockton Bay's gangs wish they'd never heard of that particular word.
Crossover - Discworld & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/23/2019
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 2130 - Favs: 11,180 - Follows: 9,591 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7778 - Favs: 18,961 - Follows: 20,976 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Wandering Wolves by IncognitoMe reviews
At seven years old Eddard Stark sees his mother killed in front of him. Focused on becoming strong enough to protect his siblings from all possible harm, he seeks training from his grandfather Rodrik, the Wandering Wolf. Who will Ned grow up to be under Rodrik's tutelage?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,351 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 7/12/2019 - Eddard S./Ned, Lyanna S., Rickard S.
A Little Trouble in the Big Wahoonie by PencilMonkeyGaiden reviews
Sam Vimes is getting really bloody tired of all these loons in silly costumes, and especially this so-called Mr. Spish. (Or whatever he's actually called, when he's so-called.)
Crossover - Discworld & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/20/2019 - Dorfl, Sam Vimes, Jack Slash
Trump Card by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,285 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 5,413 - Follows: 5,028 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Über, Leet - Complete
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 5,151 - Follows: 3,839 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
Towards the Sun by ImmemorialMemory reviews
The Hyuuga Clan is also known as the All-Seeing Clan. But they didn't need the help of the Byakugan to know that there was something special about their heiress. (Harry is Hyuuga Hinata/Second in my Reincarnation Series)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,370 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 6,201 - Follows: 7,204 - Updated: 7/20/2019 - Published: 7/19/2017 - Harry P., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The Archeologist by Racke reviews
After having worked for over a decade as a Curse Breaker, Harry wakes up in an alternate time-line, in a grave belonging to Rose Potter. Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,563 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 6,399 - Follows: 3,748 - Updated: 7/19/2019 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Ice Cream by Andrius reviews
Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 3,870 - Follows: 1,610 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
How to Make Friends and Stop an Alien Invasion by McWhite reviews
Being bored as an Auror, Harry is assigned to a new team, to help take out a certain megalomaniac Norse God. And he's going to bring company. Loki (and everyone else) beware!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 841 - Published: 6/14/2019 - Harry P., Death, Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Harry Potter's Epic Discovery by JohnDeath reviews
A simple glance in the right direction at the right time changed the life of a lonely young boy, and through him, the fate of a whole world
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,965 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 3,272 - Follows: 3,427 - Updated: 6/12/2019 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Harry P.
Dragon Chronicles 1: Muggle-Raised Champion by Stargon1 reviews
The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion. What that means is anyone's guess, but to Harry, one thing is clear: he can finally get away from Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,377 - Reviews: 2627 - Favs: 8,740 - Follows: 6,445 - Updated: 6/5/2019 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Bone(r) Saw by Okami-chan reviews
MJ has a brilliant idea. Peter really hates it. But he gets laid, so why Is he complaining, exactly? So yeah. Just another excuse to write SpideyJane smut
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/26/2019 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W. - Complete
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Magic was not the only secret hidden in Harry's ancestry. With nothing more than an old clue and a desperate wish, Harry travels through unfamiliar places and braves unknown danger to find his family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 178,927 - Reviews: 2686 - Favs: 8,217 - Follows: 9,437 - Updated: 5/5/2019 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Problem With Spider-babies by Okami-chan reviews
(Or Why Marvel Decided Spider-girl Gets Her Powers At 15). Exactly as stated in the title. What's the problem with superpowered babies. Oh... just a few things. Ficlet Second - Babysitters
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/23/2019 - Published: 4/2/2019 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Mayday P./Spider-Girl - Complete
Getting Too Old For This by ManMadeOfLasers reviews
Harry Potter finds himself, and his normal bi-polar luck, pulled out of a quiet retirement and into the limelight of the 23rd century. He finds a grand new stage upon which his 'saving-people-thing' can act, and before he can say no, is pulled into the middle of a galaxy-spanning conflict. Rated 'M' for bad words and ideas, re-worked and re-posted. Enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,376 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 2,351 - Updated: 4/15/2019 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Complete
The Great Alliance of the North by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
In which Bloodraven, rather than waiting for things to go wrong, warns Ned and Cat that winter really is coming. Cue some very interesting preparations for the oncoming Long Night. 50% crack, 50% other (but not Other). CHRONOLOGICALLY ORGANIZED VERSION of "The Great Northern Alliance."
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,134 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 377 - Published: 4/14/2019
H & T Prank the Multiverse by Steve2 reviews
Harry Potter (Potterverse) and Taylor Hebert (Wormverse) each had one thing in common: they were killed much too early in their lives. Yes, they died. And met each other on the "other side" where they were offered jobs. As usual, nothing goes according to plan.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,364 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 11/22/2018 - Harry P., Skitter
P-orcing All the Girls: Greenskin (A Worm SI) by Marchenblanc reviews
Take a decent person. Throw them into a situation, and a body, with powers that they'd never been meant to handle because of bad paperwork...then run with it all the way down. When you're a Hentai Orc that is seemingly obsessed with subverting nearly all the tropes that normally comes with what you are...it isn't like you can do much else, right?
Worm - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,910 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 5/30/2018 - Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea, Miss Militia
Skiv by PencilMonkeyGaiden reviews
Where the falling Entity meets the rising ape, there's bound to be plenty of punes, and plays on Worm. A collection of DiscWorm crossover short stories. The stories will be independent of one another, except when they aren't.
Crossover - Discworld & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,222 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/22/2019 - Published: 8/27/2018
The Strength of a Horse by muishiki reviews
Life doesn't quite work out like we hoped. For Ranma, he's a warrior without any wars. For Anko, a Jonin stuck in limbo. When you ride your horse for 1,000 li, you learn about its strength. Ranma 1/2 Naruto Xover. Ranma/Anko Mitarashi. Complete. Epilogue possible.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 92,724 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Ranma, Anko M. - Complete
Taylor's Alternate by mp3.1415player reviews
An omake for Taylor Varga that I may have got a little carried away with :) Knowledge of both canon Worm and canon Taylor Varga is probably required for it to make sense...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,761 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 1/21/2019 - Complete
Whilst I Linger On Top of the Land by PencilMonkeyGaiden reviews
You'll see London, you'll see France, you'll see Taylor Hebert ruling the wizards and witches of Europe with an iron fist and innumerable insects. (Which includes ants, and not just for the sake of rhyming.) ... [AKA Space Whale Patronus Chums]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,581 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 3/2/2019 - Published: 11/5/2018 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L., Skitter
Adaptation by ShayneT reviews
Taylor Hebert is unknowingly the descendant of a long line of Saiyans, but she doesn't discover her true power until she is saved by a mysterious martial artist.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 219,465 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 2/27/2019 - Published: 8/28/2018 - Complete
Desert Wolves by bluegoldrose reviews
"But Ashara's daughter had been stillborn..." -Ser Barristan Selmy. What if Ashara's daughter lived? What if Ashara Dayne raised Jon Snow alongside her own bastard? What if Ned Stark never stopped loving Ashara even when he fell in love with Catelyn? Lord Stark's bastard and true born children are kept apart, until the tides of war bring them together. [FINISHED]
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,496 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 12/14/2018 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Jon S., Eddard S./Ned, Ashara D. - Complete
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 588,009 - Reviews: 9639 - Favs: 13,021 - Follows: 11,588 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Mr & Mrs Black by Jinchuu21 reviews
The best love is found in the most unexpected places in the most unexpected people. (Inspired by Mr. & Mrs. Smith) (Rating for possible future chapters)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,271 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 4,628 - Follows: 5,573 - Updated: 10/16/2018 - Published: 9/11/2017 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
When Harry Knocked Up Pansy by zugrian reviews
An offshoot from We're In This Together, starting up during chapter 26. What if Pansy had become pregnant? How would becoming teenage parents change the path of the Potter family? A one-shot idea of what could have been. Strongly recommend reading the main story first. Begins after the Gryffindor vs. Slytherin match in Prisoner of Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,194 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 191 - Published: 9/24/2018 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] Dobby - Complete
And Yet Again Still Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
We are up to seven of the clinical proof that I have ADHD!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 183,757 - Reviews: 2857 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Complete
The Nargles are flying low today by McWhite reviews
In which Harry learns to value Nargles, their flying habits and especially how important it is to be properly protected from Wrackspurt infestations. It is very, very important.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 318 - Published: 9/3/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G. - Complete
Strangers at Drakeshaugh by Northumbrian reviews
The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh? When James Potter meets Muggle Henry Charlton, his mother Jacqui befriends the Potters and her life changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 189,314 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 2,882 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Something in the Air Tonight by ack1308 reviews
This is a Worm crack one-shot. A new Ward (not Taylor) joins the team. His power is ... silly.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Clockblocker, Aegis, Miss Militia, OC - Complete
Drool by VonPelt reviews
Harry needs a date for the Yule Ball and Hermione has a solution. Harry/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 8/12/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Kill the Boy by MovinTarget666 reviews
Bran is experimenting still with the abilities that he gained as the Three Eyed Raven. Recalling what had happened with Hodor, he attempts to do it again, but in the opposite direction. He succeeds, though not as cleanly as he would have liked
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,989 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 2,172 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 7/8/2016 - [Jon S., Ygritte] Tyrion L., Eddard S.
Aggressive Love by Dio Black reviews
Both Dumbledore and Voldemort underestimated just how powerful Lily's sacrifice for Harry really was. There was nothing she wouldn't do to ensure her son had a life full of the love and happiness he deserves. She'd make sure of it. "The power of love is a great thing. Terrifying. But great." Harry!Harem Harry/Multi, Genderbent!Voldemort, and lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,421 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 5,516 - Follows: 6,092 - Updated: 7/4/2018 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Harry P.
Punch the Limit by nanashiX reviews
His godly chakra reserves? All gone. Amazing and destructive jutsu? Can't use 'em. Weak? Not even close. If all else fails then good old fashion exercise will help. Unfortunately, he may have overdone it because now Naruto is bored. "How'd you get so strong?" "Push ups, sit ups, and plenty of orange juice!"
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,282 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 5,881 - Follows: 6,469 - Updated: 6/20/2018 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U.
Nosferatu by Rothak reviews
After a rather painful revelation and deciding to try to leave the Wizarding World behind, Harry accepts an invitation. One that may very well put him at odds with the Hellsing Organization.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,099 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 797 - Published: 6/13/2018 - Harry P., Helena - Complete
Crestfallen by Lionna reviews
When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,278 - Reviews: 5336 - Favs: 12,564 - Follows: 15,153 - Updated: 5/10/2018 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor
The Casebook of Harry Potter by chris400ad reviews
Daphne Greengrass wouldn't realise that a chance encounter at the age of eleven could have led her to have a life of adventure. Fourteen years later she meets Harry Potter again, this time over a dead body, but will she walk away or stay? He's a consulting detective and she's a healer, worlds apart from some, but for others, it could be just the beginning. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,571 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 5/10/2018 - Published: 2/19/2017 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Red Amber by Andrius reviews
Disillusioned with the Ministry, Harry quits the Aurors to become a hired wand. A job from an old enemy pits him against a group of ruthless vampires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,746 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 104 - Published: 4/8/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Alexander Doom by Dio Black reviews
YAHF: Forever banished from his home universe when Xander's choice of Halloween costume leaves him a gift of great knowledge, he's forced to make a home for himself in this new world where superheros and villains are commonplace. This world of Gods and Monsters wont know what hit it. Xander!Harem, language, lemons, and adult content.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 3,410 - Updated: 3/21/2018 - Published: 10/31/2017 - Xander H.
Take no Umbridge II: Taking Defense by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A companion to Take no Umbridge I, covering events in the first story until the end of the school year in a more serious angle, as Harry Potter takes over the job of teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,758 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 3/20/2018 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Early to Bed by Masquerading as Quality reviews
Briar Rose has never known anything but love and kindness. Now, with all the evil of the world placed upon her shoulders at once, she finds herself terrified, ill-equipped, and completely fascinated. Undergoing major rewrites!
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,655 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Aurora/Briar Rose, Maleficent
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 10,878 - Follows: 3,947 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 4,263 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Queen of Blood by SirWill reviews
Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. Then she wakes up in her grave, changed. Powerful. With faint memories of a life not her own. And why does she dream of a castle in the mountains?
Crossover - Castlevania & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 107 - Words: 386,791 - Reviews: 1816 - Favs: 4,298 - Follows: 3,156 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Complete
Nature and Nuture by Nangconsumer reviews
What does a worn out Harry Potter sacrifice to protect his enemies daughter against the anger of the victorious light side and the scheming pureblood society? (Oneshot)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 306 - Published: 2/11/2018 - Harry P., Daphne G., Delphi Riddle - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4539 - Favs: 11,529 - Follows: 12,259 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,872 - Reviews: 2614 - Favs: 9,754 - Follows: 4,898 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 4,300 - Follows: 1,540 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
Fae's Path to Konoha by Racke reviews
Six-year-old Harry walks through a mirror, and Sakura becomes a big sister. But the Boy-Who-Lived still has a role to play.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,704 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Harry P., Sakura H. - Complete
A Witch and an Amazon Walk into a Bar by Philosophize reviews
At the end of 5th year, Remus whisks Rose Potter away to America to rest and decompress, far from the demands of wizarding Britain. In Las Vegas, she meets someone else dealing with serious personal problems: Diana Prince, aka Wonder Woman. The two get drunk together, and the next morning they find that they made bad decisions while inebriated. Or maybe not so bad after all?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wonder Woman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 193,683 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 3,149 - Follows: 2,624 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 6/3/2017 - [Harry P., Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] Hermione G. - Complete
The Bloody Wolf of the North by Daemon Belaerys reviews
What if Jon had inherited more than just Lyanna's colouring. What if he, like his mother and his uncle Brandon had the 'Wolf's Blood'. A what if story featuring Jon as a rather more assertive character than he is in the books or show. Standard warnings for GoT/ASoIaF fics. Violence, blood, sex and gore. Butterfly effect. Things will be different and the same. Mix of GoT/ASoIaF.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,498 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 4,632 - Follows: 4,737 - Updated: 11/27/2017 - Published: 7/15/2016 - [Jon S., Alys K.] OC
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,157 - Reviews: 2708 - Favs: 15,988 - Follows: 15,415 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
A Day Of Boredom by PixelWriter1 reviews
It's the summer, everyone is on holiday, and Ranma is bored. This is a dangerous thing! A bored martial artist is a martial artist who starts to experiment with new techniques. The result is, well, a little strange...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,327 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 699 - Published: 10/31/2017 - Ranma, Nabiki
Have Fox, Will Travel by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
The trust of a child is a fragile thing… Naruto becomes disenchanted with Konoha and the Sandaime Hokage when he stumbles upon the truth of who and what he is on his eighth birthday. Smart!Naruto, Protective!Harry, Smart!Harry, Dudley!Redeemed, & Fan-girl!Ginny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,139 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 4,692 - Follows: 5,193 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 9/25/2014 - [Harry P., Yugao U.] Dudley D., Naruto U.
The Unbound Soul by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
Ripped out of his world by an incomprehensible force on the night his parents died, young Harry Potter is cast into a world far different from that which he'd been born into. Bad luck and worse timing see the traumatized child falling into the hands of a man without scruples and his life is forever changed by the unethical experiments that are performed on him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 292,572 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 3,887 - Follows: 4,111 - Updated: 10/13/2017 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Harry P., Kosuke M., Shikaku N., Yamato
A Tale of Two Worlds by Starway Man reviews
After an unexpected Armageddon, Xander Harris ends up in a totally different yet similar dimension – the Harry Potter-verse. Blessed by Gaea after being kidnapped by a demon, his presence causes many things to happen differently, for the wand wavers of Britain...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,022 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/9/2017 - Xander H., Cordelia C., Harry P. - Complete
Dragonstone by danivat reviews
AU: After the death of his brother, Robert Baratheon needs a loyalist Lord on Dragonstone. He also really wants back in Ned's good graces. Or, the Game goes on after the Rebellions. The Starks still won't play, but everyone is playing the Game all around them, and Jon Sand has somehow become an important piece. Robert Baratheon, unknowingly, is the Targaryens' greatest asset.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,221 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 4,731 - Follows: 3,093 - Updated: 10/7/2017 - Published: 10/15/2016 - [Jon S., Margaery T.] Eddard S. - Complete
The Howler by Mnementh1 reviews
A serial killer is targeting Death Eaters. Who could The Howler be? A short one-shot. Edited for grammar 11/22/2020
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 181 - Published: 10/4/2017 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Shattered Fairy Tale by Lady Khali reviews
After twenty years of okay, Ginny needed-no, deserved-more. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Finely Honed Blade by ensou reviews
What would you do if you could see death? If you'd touched emptiness itself, had it invade your soul, infest your mind, and whisper in your ear, telling you how to kill anything? How would you handle knowing you could never not see, never not comprehend the end of everything? Because for Taylor, that's reality, and there are no easy answers. Kara no Kyoukai influences.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,185 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 5,247 - Follows: 5,692 - Updated: 9/25/2017 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 6208 - Favs: 18,622 - Follows: 19,819 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Incandescent by Madrigal-in-training reviews
In a moment of grief-stricken madness, Catelyn Stark attempts to murder her husband's bastard. Yet her entire worldview shatters when Lyarra Snow refuses to burn. fem!Jon, Lyarra x Robb
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,909 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 3,414 - Follows: 3,734 - Updated: 9/15/2017 - Published: 5/14/2017 - [Jon S., Robb S.] Eddard S., Catelyn S.
Queen of the Swarm by Vherstinae reviews
With all the biohazards in the locker, blood poisoning was inevitable. Contamination was also to be expected. What happens when a dormant brew gets added to a parahuman at the exact moment of a trigger event?
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 224,968 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 4,241 - Follows: 3,652 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Shadow Stalker, Emma B. - Complete
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 600,256 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 9/1/2017 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 5040 - Favs: 16,325 - Follows: 16,649 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Insect Outside by mp3.1415player reviews
The beginnings of a story I started mid-2015 in the Worm-verse, but set aside when I began Taylor Varga. It's barely possible I may pick it up again one day. But I might not, depending on many things. (Updated on 2017-08-21 with second and probably final chapter. But who really knows?)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,326 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Complete
The Risks of Being an Auror by Voivode reviews
A mission gone wrong results a dramatic change for Harry and an extraordinary night for Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 119 - Published: 8/19/2017 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth. (Discontinued with summary Ending)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,870 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 2,486 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 3312 - Favs: 19,460 - Follows: 10,751 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
From the Ashes a Dragon by Daemon Belaerys reviews
As Jon's fateful stabbing ends differently, so does history change for better or worse. Timetravel, Heavy AU, Focus on Magic, Valyria. Both show and books driven. Usual warnings apply for GoT/ASoIaF: Smut, Incestuous Wincest Extreme Violence, Character Death, Davos being awesome, Rape, Littlefinger being his usual cuntish self. Sansa must Sansa as the Tully train never ends.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,408 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 5/19/2017 - Published: 12/14/2016 - [Jon S., Melisandre, OC]
Influenced Out of Normality by BakenandEggs reviews
The last thing Xander Harris expected to find out was that he was adopted. Well, no, Xander was pretty sure that the knowledge that Tony Stark was his real father was a hundred times more unexpected than that.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,518 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 5/15/2017 - Published: 2/13/2017 - [Xander H., Cordelia C.] - Complete
10th Life by Woona The Cat reviews
Kuroka had thought she would fail. Her nine lives had been used up trying to save her sister, but it had all been futile. She had resigned to simply escaping, but out of the blue, a random man claiming to be a wizard appears, wielding powers beyond anything anyone had ever seen. With his help, she may just yet be able to save her sister, altering fate. The Master of Death comes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,755 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 5,505 - Follows: 6,002 - Updated: 4/20/2017 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Harry P., T. Koneko, Kuroka
Life, and Other Annoyances by Izaranna reviews
"I've been informed that having large breasts is a good thing. I have been told many lies." In which a wimp is destined to be the sand sibling's babysitter, and everything goes wrong even before that. SasoriXOC Semi-SI Self-Insert Lighthearted!OC The sillies are strong in this one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,655 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 4/15/2017 - Published: 2/20/2016 - [Sasori, OC] Gaara, Temari
Serpents and Celestial Bronze by Levity Lirum reviews
He was only twelve, going on thirteen. And shouldn't Madame Pomfrey been able to detect this and stop it while he'd been in the hospital wing? Because seriously? This? This thing right here? It had to have been something to do with the Basilisk having bitten him. A whole new spin on the Snake!Harry Genre with some Ancestor! thrown in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,379 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 7,994 - Follows: 8,232 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 8/23/2014
The Aftermath by Colt01 reviews
What if Hermione had accidently Disapparated along with Ron during the hunt while trying to stop him? How would Harry have managed to defeat Voldemort alone? Watch as Harry takes a bold step forward with determination and new allies. This is canon compliant until the scene where Harry and Ron fight in Book 7. Two shot – COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 46,925 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 5,504 - Follows: 2,015 - Published: 3/17/2017 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
She Summons Sea Things by the Sea Shore by mp3.1415player reviews
Another weird idea I had while mulling over ideas for Taylor Varga which didn't quite fit in that story. Not exactly funny, it's rather more dark than I normally write. Sort of a horror story, mostly by implication. Only a short quick one-shot but it's not impossible I may revisit this one day. There's scope for more.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,288 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 524 - Published: 3/14/2017 - Kid Win, E. Piggot, Assault
A Long Journey Home by Rakeesh reviews
In one world, it was Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort. In another, it was Jasmine Potter instead. But her victory wasn't the end - her struggles continued long afterward. And began long, long before. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 203,334 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 5,242 - Follows: 5,517 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 2433 - Favs: 8,866 - Follows: 5,103 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
One shots, omakes and deleted scenes by Daemon Belaerys reviews
A repository for whatever one shots, omakes or ideas that were written and then scrapped from any of my stories. Usual warnings apply: Snark, Sacrasm, Violence, Sex, Humour, Murphy striking at inopportune times and the usual.
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,759 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/8/2017 - Published: 12/9/2016
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 6442 - Favs: 22,174 - Follows: 25,034 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 8,017 - Follows: 4,586 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Next Lord of Kobol by jbern reviews
Carried to the far end of the Galaxy by the veil in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter becomes a veritable stranger in a strange land. But all the obstacles he has faced pale in comparison to the Cylon menace. Starts in the middle of Harry's fifth year and roughly eleven years before the fall of the Twelve Colonies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,608 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Harry P., M. Edmondson/Racetrack
Now Die by SpoonandJohn reviews
Hinata has been living behind a mask all her life, trying to be a good person—trying to be like Uzumaki Naruto. Then Neji pushes her too far during the Chūnin exams and everything begins to unravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,375 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 591 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
You Can't Always Get What You Want by dave-d reviews
Naruto is drinking, feeling sorry for himself. Can a certain girl help him find what he truly needs? [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,099 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Complete
The Reaping by ParaDocksFF reviews
Taylor triggers with a power reminiscent of Glaistig Uaine.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 90,025 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016
Worm:Merrie Melodies by Zero-metallix reviews
Taylor with all the powers of a cartoon character. What could go wrong? Aka, a story in which Taylor brings loony fun to brockton bay! Pure humor, slow updates.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 449 - Published: 11/30/2016
Lifetimes of Repetition by Racke reviews
Harriet Potter woke up in the cupboard under the stairs again. She isn't surprised. Hasn't been surprised by that in a very long time, actually. Fem!Harry, Time-travel, Femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,519 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 637 - Published: 11/27/2016 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.] - Complete
One and Done by JakOvsumTrade reviews
The Order of the Phoenix has summoned a 'Champion' to help them with their dark lord problem. but all he wants to do is get back home to his... well, I don't know what you would call their relationship and I wrote it. Not meant to be taken seriously, just some poor jokes from a sleep deprived mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/4/2016 - Complete
The Dragon of Duskendale by Kerjack reviews
The Targaryen's have a history of madness, and no one knows it better than Aelor, second son of the Mad King. Amidst his father's erratic and destructive behavior and his elder brother's decision to run off with a girl who wasn't his wife, it will take every ounce of his Targaryen charm and skill at arms to save the greatest dynasty in Westeros...and that still might not be enough.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 236,564 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Complete
The Favour by mrs.milfoy reviews
Harry agrees to do a favour for Draco Malfoy - with delightful results for Draco's mother. Guilty pleasure Harrissa in two acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 9000 - Favs: 16,947 - Follows: 19,679 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
The Soul Within by TheFlowerOfTheCourt reviews
The blood protection inside of Harry blocked His killing curse and burned His host body to ashes, yet failed to stop His soul from entering his body? Oh wait, it didn't! Harry's blood protection fights against Voldemort's soul and something new is created...a new soul and companion. Harry thinks it is unfair that she doesn't have a body of her own...well he is going to change that!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,966 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 3,744 - Follows: 3,425 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 4/1/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G., OC] - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 3,265 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
A Sword Cuts A Swordsman by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My ideas file for the Game of Thrones. These are short stories that may or may not become longer pieces. Many are about the consequences of cruelty or other rash acts.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,948 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 5/22/2016
Lone Traveler: The Greatest Minister in History by dunuelos reviews
The Lone Traveler arrives on the even of Fudge's election. Instead of pelting Dumbledore for advice, the new Minister listens to a new viewpoint. Much is changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,617 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 4,315 - Follows: 2,309 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 5/14/2016 - Harry P., Amelia B., Augusta L., C. Fudge - Complete
Gothic by Brennus reviews
A bored Ginny Weasley finds her world turned upside down when a handsome and mysterious young wizard with a dark reputation offers her a job. Together, they seek a lost treasure and battle monsters while she learns many new things about herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 67,647 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 6/24/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Cry Me A River by VereorFaux reviews
Zoe Thomson wasn't really sure what to think of Harry Potter when she met him. That ugly ring on his hand, that weird clock in his hands and the way he looked at her made her uneasy. It was as if he knew something she didn't know, and she didn't like that at all. (No pairings, One shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Harry P., OC - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by old-crow reviews
After the events in third year, the wizarding world grows darker. Fudge seems intent on spending more time covering up what's happening than dealing with it. Could a stronger relationship between Harry and the Bones family change history?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,464 - Reviews: 2600 - Favs: 5,798 - Follows: 3,749 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Dragon of Moria by PristinelyUngifted reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone expected Harry Potter to become an auror. Harry himself expected it, right up until the moment came to apply to the academy. He takes up a hobby instead, and it leads him to a whole new world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 3,894 - Follows: 1,936 - Published: 6/18/2016 - [Harry P., Legolas] Kreacher, Gandalf - Complete
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 4,302 - Follows: 5,109 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3620 - Favs: 3,696 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Security! by ack1308 reviews
A fanfiction writer finds himself within the story. What is he to do?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 487,779 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 2,185 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Skitter, Panacea, OC, Scion - Complete
Desperately Seeking Ranma by PixelWriter1 reviews
Ranma and Kasumi are missing, everyone is annoyed about it. Nabiki is doing her best, Akane is going slowly crazy (or at least crazier) and the parents are still idiots. (Chapter 54 onwards has a form of Sailor Moon crossover, which sort of just happened ;O ) See the DSR Wiki for more details, including spoilers if that doesn't bother you, at sisterhood-of-doom dot wikia dot com
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 98 - Words: 1,426,632 - Reviews: 2455 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Ranma, Nabiki, Kasumi, OC
Harry Potter and the Daughters of Fate by McWhite reviews
We all know that Harry Potter is the Master of... wait, Time? How did that happen? And whatever will Death do when she finds out about this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 896 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014
Tales of Babysitting Uchiha Itachi by PyrothTenka reviews
Or: Why you should never leave Uzumaki Kushina alone with little prodigy ninjas. Series of drabbles. (Rated T because violence is just a part of writing ninjas.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Itachi U., Kushina U.
Wild Wolf by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Fed up with life in Nerima, Ranma runs away, only to be followed by Happosai, who has a magic scroll he want to try out. It works but Ranma suddenly finds himself in Westeros replacing the champion chosen by the old gods in a time of great peril for humanity. How will the world change with the Wild Wolf raised in the den of wolves? A lot. Thanks to Naj. P. Jackson for the picture.
Crossover - Ranma & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 1,182,666 - Reviews: 2674 - Favs: 4,456 - Follows: 3,218 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Ranma, Daenerys T./Dany, Myrcella B. - Complete
Love Multiplied by flowerchild33 reviews
The war is over and now Harry can live and love in peace. He and Ginny are back together, but other feelings and issues come into play. How will he cope when an unusual solution is proposed and how far will he go to help a friend? Rated M from the very first chapter. This has plenty of plot, but is one of my smuttier stories. M/F, F/F
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,440 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 2/19/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Best Man's Job by Scott the Wanderer reviews
Harry was asked to be the Best Man for Remus and Bill in a double wedding. The problem? They didn't tell him that the Best Man has an important function in Traditional Wizarding Weddings. Minor AU. Please R&R with open mind
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,414 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 3,446 - Follows: 4,089 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 6/14/2015 - [Fleur D., Harry P., N. Tonks]
Anarkia by Naia reviews
Abandonned by his guardians, Harry Potter vanished from existence. Years later, a young man graduates from one of the most elitist and secrete Magical schools and makes his way through Magical societies. Fate or Fatality? Ancient Greeks called it Anarkia.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,637 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 6,426 - Follows: 6,744 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Harry P.
Bruja by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Being a cat is easy. Eat, Sleep and be better than everyone because you're a cat. But what happens when the cat happens to be a witch stuck in a feline body, and runs into the one man on the planet with major anger management issues that cause wide-scale destruction? Meet Bruja, the Hulk's pet kitty...and a bigger troll than Loki could hope to be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,650 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 7,133 - Follows: 7,207 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
What Happens in Vegas by Silently Watches reviews
…doesn't necessarily STAY there. When two groups travel to Sin City in an attempt to recover from recent events, no one could have predicted the consequences. Bloody Brandy's Vegas Vacation challenge, fem!Harry/Raven, femslash, NOT Tonks/Lupin
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,432 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 2,810 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [Harry P., Raven] N. Tonks - Complete
Cape For Hire by jacobk reviews
Taylor Hebert intends to become a hero on her own terms. If everybody else thinks her terms are a little odd, well, that's why she never asked their opinion anyway.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Skitter
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,590 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 4179 - Favs: 13,100 - Follows: 14,706 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Stubborn Shadow by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
When Naruto returned to Konoha after spending just over two years on the road training under Jiraiya, he never expected to pick up a living shadow with a mind of his own. No Pairings. De-aged!Harry, MOD!Harry, Strong!Harry, Intuitive!Naruto, Strong!Naruto, & Protective!Naruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 208,235 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 6,726 - Follows: 7,123 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kakashi H., Shikaku N.
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor by Noodlehammer reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 385,181 - Reviews: 5906 - Favs: 5,762 - Follows: 4,190 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
Khaveyrim by In Defilade reviews
Spin-off AU of Per Ardua Ad Astra. Harry lost his magic and became a soldier. Ziva lost her sister and became a spy. Theirs is an unlikely bond, a friendship forged in fire, blood and loss that endures despite divergent commitments to duty, country and agency. First only friends, who became something more - something deeper, more powerful. They are, and always will be 'khaveyrim'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 88,624 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Harry P., Ziva D.]
The Pride of Sunnydale by The Saint Of Killers reviews
When Xander is possessed by a different animal spirit on his fateful trip to the zoo, a new champion against the darkness is born on the Hellmouth. With new options available to him, Xander's different choices and actions cause ever expanding ripples in the tapestry of fate. With the future of the Scoobies changing with every step, will they still succeed in saving the world?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 130,900 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Xander H.
Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews
AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 160,638 - Reviews: 4355 - Favs: 7,502 - Follows: 7,868 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 6,637 - Follows: 2,118 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Warning: Past Soul Bind Performance Not Indicative of Future Prophets by LeadVonE reviews
The Master of Death brings his 130,000 years of experience to slam down on the unsuspecting head of his biggest and most entertaining challenge yet. Voldemort brings all her cunning and guile to rip open the mystery that is Harry Potter. And Dumbledore, Fudge, and the rest of the Wizarding world, scrabble to make sense of what in Merlin's name is going on. - On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,079 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 2,110 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort
Black Princess Ascendant by Silently Watches reviews
Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 301,803 - Reviews: 3845 - Favs: 4,650 - Follows: 3,641 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B. - Complete
Greenery by Cyborg0 reviews
Harry Potter has nothing left but to contemplate the emptiness of his universe. Standing over the corpse of his defeated foe he realizes that he has lost already. But something changes, and he discovers there may be more to the universe than he dares hope
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,116 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 2,750 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P.
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,547 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 6,775 - Follows: 3,835 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Throwing Out the Script by Formulaic reviews
One year into Voldemort's rein, a confrontation with the Dark Lord catapults the Boy-Who-Lived into 1975. Will he be content to sit around and let the past repeat itself? Absolutely not. Time Travel. Not very HBP or DH compliant. Awesome!Harry. Eventual Harry/Lily/Narcissa/Bellatrix. Not a smutfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,339 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 3,473 - Follows: 4,387 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Harry P., Lily Evans P., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.]
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7549 - Favs: 16,205 - Follows: 17,702 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
No One, No More by joen1801 reviews
Arya Stark has spent five years serving the Many-Faced God, she convinced all of her comrades she was truly no one. When opportunity arises to have justice for her family she dons her own face once more and walks a different path.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 208,860 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 2/20/2015 - [Arya S., OC] Daenerys T./Dany, Tyrion L. - Complete
The Greatest Prank by sakurademonalchemist reviews
It was supposed to be a joke letter, but it ended up so much more. Who would have guessed that the 'poster child' of the Light side was a closet Pyromaniac with a distinct inability to care about the trauma he causes? Now there's a warlock teaching DADA, there's Death Eaters on fire, and the mediwitch is hexing everyone! Who knew being a minder for Richard could be so fun? CRACK
Crossover - Harry Potter & Looking for Group - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,551 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 2,964 - Follows: 2,528 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Harry P.
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,523 - Reviews: 3710 - Favs: 6,267 - Follows: 4,933 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 5,467 - Follows: 3,974 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Snake Charmer by otakusocial reviews
Sasuke's travels through the Elemental Nations led him to the company of the most peculiar girl. Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 968 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,081 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 6,289 - Follows: 2,377 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 16037 - Favs: 25,415 - Follows: 22,200 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Deus Ex Machina by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 7,124 - Follows: 2,570 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Honoured Ancestor by Shahismael reviews
Following his years at Hogwarts, Harry wonders whether those with Parseltongue were driven insane by the ability, after all, he never heard of someone with it who wasn't a Dark Lord? Harry grows worried about his past and Hermione can't prove that he's fine, so they go looking for answers. one shot A weird idea I got when researching serpent and dragon myths.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 149 - Published: 4/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Herpo the Foul - Complete
I, Scion by ack1308 reviews
This is a silly crack fic that I decided to write up. It's technically the sequel to I, Panacea, which is in turn the sequel to Security!. In it, Mike Allen shows up in Scion's head. Hijinks ensue.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Alexandria, Eidolon, E. Piggot, Scion - Complete
The Wizard and the Lonely Princess by Harry Leferts reviews
We all have imaginary friends when we're young right? Well, as it turns out, Harry's might not be all that imaginary at all... Chapters 9-11Rewritten. Story Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 155,306 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 2,435 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
A Tale of Transmigration by CrashLegacy reviews
For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 4,058 - Follows: 4,315 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter, Aegis, OC
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 6,950 - Follows: 3,566 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 8,587 - Follows: 2,660 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4885 - Favs: 14,254 - Follows: 14,018 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Heterochromic by Webdog177 reviews
Astoria Greengrass wants to set up Harry Potter with her sister, Daphne. But her plans don't really go the way she wants them to. Not your usual Harry/Daphne/Astoria fic. Rated for some language and some adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,168 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 1,001 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? by Noodlehammer reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2853 - Favs: 4,970 - Follows: 3,277 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
The Hybrid by Firepanther2000 reviews
Harry Potter was a normal little boy, until his parents finally found him. After being transformed into a Vycan, can the young Hybrid survive in a world where he was never meant to be? Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,993 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 3/22/2005
Where No Wizard has Gone Before by Blueowl reviews
Harry has been reborn time and time again after becoming the Master of Death, living through hundreds of lifetimes in dozens of universes, but this rebirth is strange even by his standards—no doubt thanks to how he had died the last time. StarTrek:TNG/HarryPotter Powerful!Harry MoD!Harry, Guinan, Q, Borg, Lwaxana. COMPLETE
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - J. Picard, Q, D. Troi, Harry P. - Complete
White Owl by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Rogue stumbles upon a new shop in Bayville, White Owl, she also stumbles upon a new friend, and possibly more. FemHarry, FemSlash, FemHarry/Rogue. M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,374 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 4,038 - Follows: 4,250 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P., Rogue/Anna Marie
Harry Five-0 by mjimeyg reviews
There was a reason that surfer crashed into Kono that day... and she really shouldn't have hit him. Kono's hot tempered response lands them a team mate that likes to cause mischief and has very little respect for protocol.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,382 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 2,964 - Follows: 1,474 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Harry P., Kono K. - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 3064 - Favs: 9,360 - Follows: 5,132 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard, Ashley W.] - Complete
Retsu's Folly by nuhuh reviews
It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,637 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 4,160 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Harry P., R. Unohana
Chance Encounters by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,374 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 6,393 - Follows: 3,056 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Lone Traveler: Here Comes the Marine by dunuelos reviews
The Lone Traveler visits a Universe where surprises lead to a far different upbringing than most wizards would have. Sirius is close, but Harry gets a new Mum and Dad.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,768 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Shannon G.] Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,985 - Reviews: 4413 - Favs: 8,211 - Follows: 7,093 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 14,230 - Follows: 6,648 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Silencio by DeviantD reviews
A worm AU - Taylor Hebert lost more than just some dignity when she was shoved in the locker. Infections hospitalised her and destroyed her vocal chords. In desperate need for people to pay attention, her powers developed rather differently. Mostly only T, but erring on the side of caution due to language and such.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,855 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Skitter, Panacea
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 5,985 - Follows: 2,017 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2209 - Favs: 6,168 - Follows: 3,590 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 11,703 - Follows: 4,645 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Trolling the League by Noodlehammer reviews
Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,582 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 5,663 - Follows: 3,536 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
The Observer Effect by d1x1lady reviews
After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 9,516 - Follows: 10,089 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Grinding the Organ of Divergence by Facepalmistry reviews
Had Buffy realised the importance of Xander being the buttmonkey to Willow's organgrinder all the way back before her 17th, this might have all been avoided… A post-Season 7 divergence, involving Xander, a Hell Dimension, hippie weirdness, one of the weirder het pairings you'll ever come across and the gratuitous flogging of several dead horses…er, Xander!tropes. Pun intended.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,468 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Xander H., Willow R., Dawn S. - Complete
Consequence of Misunderstandings by Silently Watches reviews
Sequel to "Coincidence and Misunderstandings". The last time Raven saw the Titans, her relationship with them ended… badly. Five years later, she is ordered to Jump yet again. Will peace and diplomacy prevail once her former team catches wind of her return? Not a chance in hell.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,531 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [Raven, Jinx] Cyborg - Complete
Harry Potter: The Avenger by kb0 reviews
Harry becomes disillusioned with his world after defeating Voldemort and decides to go traveling, ending up in another dimension that's similar but not quite the same as his original one. He makes friends with the Avengers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,538 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 4,332 - Follows: 2,600 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Help by Jinxgirl reviews
When Xander comes to offer support to Faith after her staking of the deputy Mayor, Angel is not there to interrupt them.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5894 - Favs: 14,147 - Follows: 8,636 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
One's Most Hated Name by Forgotten Aspen reviews
Harry Potter’s younger brother, Mark was thought to be the prophesized child and Harry was left to the orphanage. Harry’s adventure as a first year student will turn for the worst as Voldemort tries and persuade Harry against his detestable family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,669 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 5,765 - Follows: 6,179 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Harry Romanoff-Barton by Eternity sword reviews
Let's all admit it: leaving Harry on a doorstep was pretty careless. So what happens when Black Widow finds him after a mission in Surrey?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,063 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 4,874 - Follows: 6,643 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Dragon's Bait by smart-blonde-the-oxymoron reviews
What's a poor girl to do? Accused of witchcraft and left as dragon's bait at the stake... nowhere to turn to and no one to turn to. Well. In that case, hurling rocks at Smaug the Stupendous to get him to eat you and end your misery seems like a BRILLIANT idea, right? Right! Smaug x OC
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,623 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Smaug, OC] - Complete
The Taste Of Your Magic by Annoy mouse reviews
[HIATUS!]Deliciously Dark. Evil too. Bellatrix finds baby Harry left with the muggles & discovers his unusual accidental magical trait, one that she finds... Very Appealing. She decides to keep and groom him to be their next Dark Lord, and enlists the aid of Narcissa. Harry/Bellatrix, quasi-harem for a reason but H/B/N overall. M for a reason. THESE CHARACTERS ARE EVIL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,674 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 4,272 - Follows: 4,472 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [Bellatrix L., Harry P., Narcissa M.]
Hope Through Overwhelming Firepower by Border42 reviews
The smallest act or difference can be all that is needed to change the future. Now Diebuster!Taylor stands to make more than small or simple changes for the future of mankind.
Crossover - Gunbuster & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 75,958 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter - Complete
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by In Defilade reviews
AU. Abducted by Loki, rescued by Thor, Harry grows up fast in a much wider universe than he ever imagined existed. Trained extensively by the Asgard, he is now ready to set his own course in life. The Goa'uld need to be dealt with, and he has questions concerning his own past and powers - the answers to which will only be found on Earth, at Hogwarts ... whatever the hell that is.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,311 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - S. Carter, Harry P., Hermione G.
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Per Ardua Ad Astra by In Defilade reviews
AU Harry pays a high price for booting Voldemort out of his mind at the end of OotP - he is stripped of his magic, but gains something ... other. He starts a new life in the non-magical world, and adapts his skills to join the RAF and later 'The Regiment'. He is assigned to the Atlantis Expedition and, through overcoming adversity, will find a new home and family amongst the stars.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,209 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 3,083 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 12/8/2012 - [Harry P., Teyla E.] Hermione G., John S.
Amontillado, Chilled by Diresquirrel reviews
"The thousand insults she had put upon me I bore as best I could, but when she turned to torture and injury, I swore revenge." A dark revenge fic.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 212 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker - Complete
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 3,885 - Follows: 3,299 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Improbable History by Clell65619 reviews
When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 358 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
Two's a Crowd: The Blood Stone by Writing Therapist reviews
Harry's double life gets even more complicated, and a hell of a lot more interesting, when he has to start attending Hogwarts. Will he drive everyone else insane or will the school make HIM sane? Follow up to Two's a Crowd: The Beginning
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,398 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 2,932 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Nights: Welcome to the Bar by Shieldage reviews
Written for Methos' "Tales from the Barman". There's a meme where Xander opens a bar and listens to the stories of everyone who passes by. Today, apparently, there's quite a crowd...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,012 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Yoda, Xander H.
Playmate by Yunaine reviews
Gabrielle Delacour makes a spontaneous decision that changes her entire life. Unfortunately, the consequences are permanent. - Set during and after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 693 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Gabrielle D. - Complete
And the Truth Shall Set You Free by silverskies reviews
Response to the Veritaserum Challenge. Starts PreHogwarts. Harry cannot lie, how does this affect him? And what happens when he meets an escapee from Azkaban?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,651 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,338 - Reviews: 2371 - Favs: 7,279 - Follows: 4,522 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Jedi Knight Naruto by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Revan and Naruto, immortal beings return to the Republic as it heads towards war once again. what events will these two alter? FemRevan/Naruto, Obi-wan/Padme
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 100,454 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 4,131 - Follows: 3,046 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Finn, Naruto U. - Complete
Play it again, Naruto! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by OTT-False reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 3,974 - Follows: 3,769 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Ninja Who Lived by 88mph reviews
Harry dies at the end of Deathly Hallows and is reborn as Naruto. Now Harry is on the case of uncovering all the secrets around Naruto and deal with his enemies. Find out how Konoha deals with the Master of Death Ninja-in-training.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,566 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 6,204 - Follows: 6,618 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P.
AntiHyphen by The Gray Maze reviews
The watchful eyes of the adoring public are locked on to the girl-who-lived-to-be-frustrated-by-society rather than where they ought to be: on her scheming twin brother. Slytherin!Harry, no Potter favoritism, no particular romance, HIATUS, but being worked on as of 2-1-16
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,460 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 2,789 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Blaise Z.
Harry Potter and the Swarm by Beyogi reviews
Harry is fed up with watching memories about Voldemort in Dumbledores pensieve. Watching movies in holographic quality doesn't help him survive whatever the Dark Lord has planned next. Looking for help, Harry stumbles into the Room of Requirement, finding a mysterious book about summoning rituals... The Zerg are a mighty help indeed, but this help doesn't come cheap. Please R&R.
Crossover - Harry Potter & StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,621 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Overmind
Twas A Night To Remember:Forget by NarutosBrat reviews
Small parody of the Night Before Christmas.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/11/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Hiashi H. - Complete
The Line by livezinshadowz reviews
When a young Ino tries to use the Shintenshin for the first time on Naruto, something goes wrong and the two find themselves temporarily stuck in the other's body. A series of moments depicting the evolution of their relationship, from acquaintances to friends to something more, all by crossing that metaphorical line created when a boy and a girl forge a bond. Naruto/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,692 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] - Complete
The Potter Family Chronicles by Prefect Potter reviews
When Daphne expresses her insecurities, Harry decides to prove to her that she's just as wonderful and sexy as the day he married her. He didn't expect his two teenage daughters and his wife's best friend to want the same treatment. Warnings inside. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,742 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 3,379 - Follows: 3,175 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Naruto has a What! by Drindrak reviews
"Naruto Uzumaki has left the village to form a cult, Hokage-sama." The Chunin said, and Hiruzen sighed. "Oh yes, I forgot to mention that his cult worships the nine Bijuu and their Jinchuriki, sir." AU, OOC, totally a Crack fic. T for possible language. Ch. 1-4 Rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Naruto U., Gaara, Rōshi, Fū
Icha Icha Paradise: Spiraling Love by JackOfBladesX reviews
On his training trip, Jiraiya attempts to teach Naruto of the art of seducing women and ends up inadvertently bringing two hurt souls together. But that's all well and good, makes for good research after all. One-shot, Lemons, Pairing: Naruto x Fu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 41,889 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 2,998 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Naruto U., Fū - Complete
The Master of Death by rgm0005 reviews
In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,139 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 3,421 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden
The OneShot Series by Scorpio71 reviews
A series of Harry Potter one-shots, drabbles, vignettes and random plot ideas rolling about in my head. Each chapter is a new AU unrelated to any others. Feel free to take a chapter and develop it into a full story arc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,846 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 1/9/2008
Freak of Nature by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter was always called a "Freak" by the Dursleys, the wizarding world often reviled him, and the muggles ignored his abuse or added to it... After all of that abuse, is it any wonder that Harry is going to make the world regret it? W!Dark Animal H HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,384 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 3,468 - Follows: 3,479 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Intervention by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter was programmed to die. Sometimes thing don't go as planned. A crossover with DC Comics Deadman.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 265 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Sage Among Wizards by Kythorian reviews
An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,226 - Reviews: 3541 - Favs: 6,833 - Follows: 7,539 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11858 - Favs: 19,583 - Follows: 13,316 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nihilism by LilaKatze reviews
He could not see the heart. It did not exist. That much he was sure of. But who was the pale, black-winged man who appeared in his dreams? And why did he want Harry to find a girl whose life was completely separate from his own? T for later violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,372 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Ulquiorra
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 5,306 - Follows: 3,398 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
The Seven Sins of Harry Potter by thekecmaster reviews
Harry Potter stumbles upon an ancient artifact and is suddenly split into seven different characters. Each character represents a deadly sin. Chaos now reigns at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,578 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Belladonna by Existential Insanity reviews
Another name for Deadly Nightshade. A beautiful flower that could only mean death. In the past, Harry must survive this round of the dangerous game Magic plays with him, with a woman who is just as likely to kill him as love him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,506 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Magician by WiseTomato reviews
A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,026 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 3,911 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,133 - Reviews: 1872 - Favs: 3,333 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Harry's Un-Birthday Gift by Aealket reviews
What happens when Harry is given a surprise un-birthday gift named Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,283 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Consequences of a Lie by TheDogSage reviews
After stealing the Forbidden Scroll of Sealing, Naruto finds another scroll in it that reveals truths and lies that the Sandaime hoped to keep buried. How will he handle the discovery, and what changes will be brought about because of it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,501 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Reluctant Lord by SmallBurnyThing reviews
Five years of intense study and trying to survive has come to its inevitable conclusion and everything's gone to hell in a handcart. A smut fic that got a little too much plot for its own good. AU. - Discontinued -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,951 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 2,282 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G. - Complete
Betrayal by butalearner reviews
Winner of the DLP February 2013 Apocalyptic/Dystopian Fiction Contest! Attempting to hold the trio together, Hermione grabs Ron just before he Apparates, accidentally abandoning Harry on the Horcrux hunt. Four years later, Harry is a changed man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,128 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Lover Come Back by Masquerading as Quality reviews
"Time passes, the world changes," said Maleficent. "It's the same for me as it is for you." But Aurora knew she was wrong. It wasn't the same. It couldn't be. [AU, kind of Early-to-Bed-verse, one-shot.]
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Aurora/Briar Rose, Maleficent - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 2058 - Favs: 7,890 - Follows: 4,834 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Coincidence and Misunderstandings by Silently Watches reviews
The Azarathian coming of age is only a few short months away for Raven, and she is struggling with some ugly truths about herself. Can a bubblegum haired thief set her straight, or just confuse her even more? Raven/Jinx, AU
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,137 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - [Raven, Jinx] - Complete
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 2,239 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Someone to Love by The Ferryman reviews
Honks. what if Ginny died at the Battle of Hogwarts and Tonks lived? Riddle is dead, the battle won, but the war is not yet over. Two grieving people have one chance to clean up the MoM for good, the clock's ticking, while caring for a baby half-werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 138,383 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 10/3/2009 - [Harry P., N. Tonks]
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 12,819 - Follows: 4,027 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,092 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 3,059 - Follows: 3,364 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
Under Contract by Rain Seaker reviews
Two-shot. Harry smiles at the anachronistic electricity lines and the shinobi appearing from smoke and leafs on top of a roof and decided that he will like this universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,290 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harry P., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 5,718 - Follows: 2,981 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 3099 - Favs: 4,562 - Follows: 4,214 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Concerning Wizards by Morwen Pendragon reviews
Fate hated him, Death obviously has something against him, and now he is awake in a green land unlike what he left and is determined not to care this time. NoPairings, HPLOTR X-over
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,913 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 2,645 - Follows: 3,390 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P.
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 7,996 - Follows: 2,451 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Peaceful Morning by mrs.milfoy reviews
How Bellatrix Lestrange clears a room. Naughty language and discussion of bodily functions, but nothing graphic. Awwww...I know. Maybe later. This is just some fun, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Dark Side of the Sun by expectopadfoot reviews
"Great! So I'll pick you up within an hour for the date. Yeah?" without waiting for an answer, he disapparated. There goes my chance of catching the 'Dark Auror', she thought bitterly. She was pretty sure Harry Potter just escaped through her fingers. OOC, Grey Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,537 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 192 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Tracey D. - Complete
The Lost Summer by Belcris reviews
Harry won the war! So, why is he sitting all alone at Grimmauld Place while everyone else is off celebrating, or planning his life? Well, maybe it's time our hero took a little vacation and enjoyed the lost summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,006 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 1,079 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 4,526 - Follows: 3,206 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
Back to the future by Narcissa1 reviews
He has the power to change the past, the knowledge to change the future, the time to save the present but does he also have the heart to change everything he has ever known, to risk too push the world into a chaos greater then the dark ages before Camelot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,774 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 4,902 - Follows: 3,027 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Golden Holiday by pettybureaucrat reviews
Harry and Ginny house sit a deceased relative's cabin in the Sierra Nevadas for Hermione and her parents. What can they possibly find to keep themselves busy for a week, all alone? Throw in a mystery and a Susquatch, and it's a holiday they'll never forget. Harry/Ginny with a little Ron/Hermione. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,568 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Shards by Psudocode Samurai reviews
Part of Mr.WriterWriter's challenge 'What else is in the scroll' Naruto accidentally unleashes a set of masks that change not only his life, but that of three other women. What happens when Naruto gains the powers of the Shark Emperess, and her love?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,293 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 3,322 - Follows: 3,028 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Naruto U., T. Harribel
Beginning To Live by TheIndigoRaven reviews
AU: Nymphadora Tonks survived the end of the Wizarding War, but lost most of those she held dear. Now four years later, with Teddy growing up, she has to deal with her growing feelings for his her son's Godfather, Harry Potter. Harry/Tonks, Honks, Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 219 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Death's Knight by Heather Sinclair reviews
AU Death of the Endless offered Harry a way to save his friends and a few billion other people while he was at it. There's a catch. He has to use that Master of Death title that's hanging over his head and give up almost everything he's ever known. But there are perks. Oh yes, dating a Kryptonian can be challenging. Harry/Power Girl.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,743 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 2,917 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 5243 - Favs: 20,595 - Follows: 18,263 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Green Eyes by whitetigerwolf reviews
Several months after the events of Hunter's Moon, businessman Harry Potter comes to Manhattan and changes the Gargoyle's lives forever. Harry/Demona.
Crossover - Gargoyles & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,103 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Demona, Harry P. - Complete
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 4,588 - Follows: 3,381 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Demon Blood by Zyber Elthone reviews
[DISCONTINUED/OUTDATED]A week from his birth day Harry finds out a family secret that changes his life for ever and leads to many things. HarryOCFem. BadAssKickAssHarry AntiDumbledore. Slight cross of several things, mainly Inuyasha.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,483 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Power of the Eclipse by Zyber Elthone reviews
[DISCONTINUED/OUTDATED]Post OotP. Harry decides to take the reigns of his life away from Dumbledore and the Order of the Phoenix and it will change him forever. Rated M for safety. IndependentHarry, AntiDumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,641 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Blue Eyed Doe by InfiniteDragon reviews
Harry, shattered by Ginny's death during the Battle of Hogwarts, retreats from public life, even from almost all contact with the Weasleys. But he is not the only one with scars. Six months later he comes across a witch who may be more damaged than he...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,327 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Harry P., Lavender B. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 4,975 - Follows: 2,116 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Spooky by Oxnate reviews
Xander Harris and Wednesday Addams meet in a Sunnydale cemetery one night.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 110 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Xander H., Wednesday A. - Complete
Too Good to be True by Luan Mao reviews
After fifth year, Harry's life went better than he could have imagined. Perhaps his imagination needed a workout.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4642 - Favs: 11,937 - Follows: 10,113 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Uchiha Fukurou by ToBetasered reviews
Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,861 - Reviews: 2378 - Favs: 6,345 - Follows: 5,887 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Mikoto U.
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2617 - Favs: 10,638 - Follows: 6,203 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Life Changing Head Injury by the psychotic house-elf reviews
Due to a severe head injury, Harry experiences a rather extreme change in personality - namely, a sudden tendency to kill people he doesn't like. Awesome!Psycho!Harry, Harry/Luna main pairing, Übermanipulative!Dumbles, brain-stem zombies, ham sandwich portkeys, and other misc. insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,647 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 4221 - Favs: 14,880 - Follows: 14,096 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 17257 - Favs: 13,370 - Follows: 11,562 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Dealing With Denial by AShadowedLife reviews
What if Xander had properly thought through how to approach Faith in the episode Consequences? Would he have been able to get through to her? And how would events have changed if she had agreed to talk about what had happened? Some spoilers of Season 3.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,433 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Faith L., Xander H.
Shattered by Starway Man reviews
Xander leaves Sunnydale shortly before Graduation, with the Order of Taraka hot on his heels. Five years later, he gets sent back to the Hellmouth to help prevent the end of all the worlds, everywhere; sometimes, you really can go home again. COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,881 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
A New Life by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 397,952 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 3,386 - Follows: 2,351 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Beating the Heat by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, "Friendship is Kinky". AKA, the one where I go to Pony Hell...
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,634 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Dr. Whooves, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Journey Through the Dark by Earl Lonsdale reviews
AU 4th year. Spurned by everyone, Harry accepts Bagman's help, taking the 1st step towards greatness. Elements: charms-prodigy, no-bashing, manipulative but good Dumbledore, dragons, unspeakables, HarrySusan, Ginny-friendship. Oh, the veil is a hellmouth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,917 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 2,662 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Susan B.
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Progress by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,870 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
The Great Sage Naruto by Thousandson reviews
This is set 3 year after the war with the Atatsuki and Naruto is about to get a surprising new teammate to take the Chunin exams finally . NaruxIno ,NaruxHinata , NaruxSaku , NaruxHanabi ....NOT a harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 457,860 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Perfection by Arynia reviews
AU: Orochimaru decides to create the perfect host by combining Akatsuki's abilities, and selects Naruto for the 'honour.' Sacrificed by the elders to appease Orochimaru, Naruto can become the greatest shinobi ever seen - or the ultimate monster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,473 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 3,322 - Follows: 3,077 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U.
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3757 - Favs: 5,728 - Follows: 5,457 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 8,977 - Follows: 3,484 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Protection From Nargles by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 3,397 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Control by Anonymous58 reviews
I'm sick of the manipulation, the lies and the deceit; sick of jumping to the tune of dark lords and old puppeteers. I'm cutting the strings. Innocents will pay in blood for my defiance, but I no longer care. I lost my innocence long ago. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,272 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 3,437 - Follows: 3,337 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Bent Boy by ValorOrgulloso reviews
Sneaking out and getting caught, Ginny must pay the price of community service to the school. There, Ginny meets the benevolent loner, Harry Potter, and her life changes. But he’s hiding a terrible secret that could unwind them both. sick!Harry HarryGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,942 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P.
You Can't Take The Sky From Me by Count Anarchy reviews
Winner of the October DLP Azkaban!Harry story contest. Harry Potter, imprisoned by a fluke stroke of luck, wakes up to a new world filled with spaceships, an all-powerful Military Government, and the ragtag crew of Serenity. Where does Magic fit in?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,571 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 1,100 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., R. Tam
Daddy, Get The Crossbow by ZeromusTrueSelf reviews
During a pregnancy that involved hunting Crumple Horned Snorkacks with crossbows, attacking Nargles with baseball bats and throwing javelins at "Non-Believers", Harry and Luna didn't stop to think that the hardest part would be giving their child a name
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
She Who Hesitates by pettybureaucrat reviews
AU 6th Year. Harry and Luna kiss after Slughorn's party and become a couple, exploring their feelings and sexuality to the ultimate conclusion. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 351 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 5,231 - Follows: 1,238 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Finding the Nerve by pettybureaucrat reviews
It takes nerve to play professional Quidditch. It takes even more to tell your mother and brothers that you're leaving home to live in sin with your boyfriend. Harry/Ginny with mentions of other pairings. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,262 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Master of Death by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
All it took were several rash words to Fate, and Harry Potter gets spirited away to where souls go when they die. He seeks to change the world. Unfortunately, this goal makes Horcrux hunting look like a year-long camping trip. Abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,828 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., R. Unohana - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 6,369 - Follows: 4,301 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Modest, Too by Luan Mao reviews
Tear it all down and build it back up, better. It's a modest goal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,289 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 5,864 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
The Green Beast of Hogwarts by RokuHino reviews
We all know what Harry would be like if he was raised by the Uchiha's...or Kakashi...or Naruto...or even Sakura. But what if he'd been raised by the Spandex Beast himself? Maito Gai. Drabbles
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P., Gai M.
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 3234 - Favs: 4,675 - Follows: 2,886 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fictional by Dark-Syaoran reviews
The dictionary defined fiction as thus: something feigned, invented, or imagined; a made-up story. The act of feigning, inventing, or imagining. Yes, Harry thought, this defined him nicely. Harry Potter & Fate/Stay Night Crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,251 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Harry P., Saber
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 5,112 - Follows: 1,450 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 431 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Yet Another Unusual Solution to the First Task by David Brown reviews
Harry finds a unique solution to the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Love Hina: A Friend in Need by Tezza1502 reviews
Kitsune notices Keitaro return from a flight courtesy of Naruair looking physically and mentally the worse for wear, and decides to take an interest in his wellbeing. That decision has repercussions far beyond their wildest imaginings.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,795 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Keitaro U., Mitsune K. - Complete
Of Packages and Punches by Bastard King reviews
Princess Luna is encouraged by her sister to participate in a charity, only to wind up with a huge problem due to some severe miscommunication. Now the Elements of Harmony must work together to help Luna overcome this obstacle.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,591 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 3,821 - Follows: 3,296 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P., Tracey D.
The Demon Shark and the Fish Cake by Garm88 reviews
Naruto, left for dead, is stumbled upon by a randomly wandering Hoshigaki Kisame. Impressed enough by the child's sheer will in not dieing, Kisame decides to take on a student. How would Naruto do if he was raised by someone a little monstrous?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,189 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Don't Disrespect the Queen by Perspicacity reviews
The powers of the immortals combine in the one receiving the Prize. In the film, upon defeating the Kurgan, Connor MacLeod receives the gift of telepathy. What if he were also gifted with magic? HP/Highlander first film crossover. Not slash.
Crossover - Highlander & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,099 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Connor, Harry P., Helena R. - Complete
Just a bit Old Fashioned by Godogma reviews
Xander feeling abandoned by his friends realizes that Buffy isn't the only Summers girl that can make you crash a skateboard.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,205 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Xander H.
Anything and Everything by Nugar reviews
AU It finally happened. Hinata was made heir to the clan, and Hanabi was going to be sealed. Desperate, she promises anything and everything to any man or being who can give her freedom. The Kyubi answers, and a deal is made.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,784 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hanabi H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Blossoming by CrazyNinjaPenguin reviews
When the weight of the pressure put on Fluttershy by all her friends is starting to become a little much, Applejack is there to make things a little easier for the pegasus pony. Will it be enough? Where will it lead? Applejack/Fluttershy.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,503 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Applejack, Fluttershy - Complete
The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 2,589 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Fluffershy by Friendly Uncle reviews
Oh. Oh god. What is this I don't even. It's not porn, that's really all I can say. Ever wonder how a pony that spends all of her time feeding bunnies covers her expenses? This probably doesn't answer that question.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3795 - Favs: 8,326 - Follows: 4,324 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Spliced! by Godogma reviews
Demonic bloodlines lie dormant in many of their descendants until the proper trigger is found.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,931 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Xander H.
Naruto: Chosen Vessel by BlueGlass54 reviews
Iruka's early demise changes everything. Watch as Naruto grows into a legend with the help and support of his teammates and sensei. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 191,707 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Rise of the Demon by ForeverTheKnight reviews
Betrayed, Harry is thrown into Arkham Asylum, far away from his supporters in England. Odd things begin to build up quickly however. What is Harry's connection to Ra's Al Ghul? Why is Harry's magic going haywire? No Slash. Pairings will be decided later
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,758 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Harry P.
Operation Chaos Done Right by Star Bear reviews
Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P.
The Seven Lovely Reasons by MairiNathaira reviews
Instead of the seven deadly sins, we have the seven lovely reasons why Harry Potter fell for Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 4,488 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Root of all Evil by Count Anarchy reviews
HP/RR time travel fic. During Harry's limbo trip in the Forbidden Forest, Harry is faced with two choices; to die, or be sent back 1000 years to stop the Root of All Evil before it can manifest itself. Harry chooses to live and emerges in the unknown
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,679 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 2,382 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Harry P., Rowena R.
The God of Flash by ToBetasered reviews
He died a hero, at the end of his life he became a legend. His promise kept, Naruto vanishes into the world beyond death. His bane is now his ally. A bleach crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,268 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 1,745 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Naruto U.
No Need for Harry by Pheonix Dawn reviews
During the battle with Volemort in the graveyard, Harry finds a new power awakening within him. A power that will turn his life completely upside down when the only other person with this power pays him a visit. Harry's life will never be that same again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,641 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 3,668 - Follows: 3,145 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2913 - Favs: 7,931 - Follows: 8,926 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
The Bonds of Blood by Darth Marrs reviews
YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. Harry and Ginny have to learn to live with a bond that steals away their privacy and leaves them dependent on each other and frightened for their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 191,744 - Reviews: 4571 - Favs: 5,460 - Follows: 2,994 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Swimsuit Quidditch by Northumbrian reviews
It is Ginny's twentieth birthday, and she wants to play a game with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/7/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Naruto Unchained by voider reviews
Kyuubi gets tired of healing Naruto and decides to make a deal with him. She will become his teacher and Naruto will make her sentence more pleasant. Harem: NarutoXFemKyuubiXHinataXAnkoXFemHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,491 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 3,042 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Sullen Fate by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU Darkly Treacherous: What happens when Harry is captured by the Light side?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,396 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 4,312 - Follows: 3,000 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Moksha by Portus reviews
Whatever Harry had expected for that day, this was certainly not it. He must face the fact that all is not well following the events of the Second Wizarding War. Dumbledore had warned them, after all, about the difficult choice between Right and Easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Darkly Treacherous by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,624 - Reviews: 4538 - Favs: 5,434 - Follows: 4,935 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 4,621 - Follows: 1,341 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Spare the Rod by Fester0662 reviews
Naruto finds himself in a difficult position when one of his brightest genin becomes one of his biggest problem children, but wait until he finds out why! And as if that wasn't enough...another is waiting to help Drive him nuts! Naru/Moegi/Hanabi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,432 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Naruto U., Moegi - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lost Archive by Ynyr reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts Harry meets a powerful magical practitioner named Ivy, who asks the young hero for a small favor. She wants him to be the father of her children.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,249 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Ivy - Complete
Black Bones by whitetigerwolf reviews
Temperence Brennan has a secret. One-Shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 207 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Harry P., T. Brennan - Complete
Sword and Magic by bluminous8 reviews
After a devastating battle in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter finds himself transported in a strange world in the company of Jedi Knight Aayla Secura. Is this the will of the Force that their two fates intertwine?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 52,101 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 3,114 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Aayla S., Harry P.
Wanker by atom-of-ice reviews
Harry realized something, but now he's thinking with his second head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 132 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Harry P., Lavender B. - Complete
Blood of the Phoenix by midnightjen reviews
A unique visitor during the summer rewrites Harry's world and sets him on the path to Voldemort's ultimate destruction. Takes place during Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 188,914 - Reviews: 3353 - Favs: 6,777 - Follows: 4,014 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [OC, Harry P.] - Complete
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 4,614 - Follows: 4,724 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
The Thing About Contracts Is by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,393 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 3,939 - Follows: 2,930 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
End of the Line by Chilord reviews
Because Even the best of intentions can have the most dire of consequences
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,905 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 187 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Ninja Chef Naruto by NamelessEpitaph reviews
When young jinchuriki are raised by nuke-nins strange things may happen. Hopefully original. Rated mostly for the overlying theme. Future Naruto/Harem, please note that first word: Future. I blame all those other Akatsuki-raised Naruto stories for this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,598 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Path of Faust by IEmB00tz reviews
After OotP. What if when Harry told shouted at Dumbledore that he didnt want to be human anymore, what if someone else had heard him, what if that person happened to be the Devil himself, and what would happen if he trained Harry? Being Rewritten
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,046 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Beginning, if There is One by The Wigmonsters reviews
Year one, AU. Things didn't go quite as planned the first time around, so a higher power stepped in and changed things around. How will Harry turn out now, if he learns not to take everything at face value? He begins his first year... in Ravenclaw.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,925 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Harry P.
A Much Greater Hunger by FirstYear reviews
Harry runs into Lavender Brown in the course of his work day at the Ministry and discovers something she has been trying to hide. Written for the Sober Universe Forum
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Lavender B. - Complete
My Slytherin Harry by hermyd reviews
If things were different, and Harry was a Slytherin, and Ginny's parents had tried their best to keep her away from him, what would happen when she's finally had enough? Anti lots of people, Grey Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,200 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Healing Waters by Psycho Yuffie reviews
It's been two years since the fall of Fire Lord Ozai. The mental recovery of Azula has been slow and trying. While everyone else seems to have given up on the prodigy ever reforming her evil ways, a certain waterbender appears. Katara x Azula
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,002 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Katara, Azula
Harry Potter and the Reluctantly Paternal Uncle by PenRifle reviews
Vernon Dursley likes to drink. Harry uses this to his advantage. Soon, between mixing drinks and discussing cars, they form an unlikely and somewhat disturbing bond. Chaos is sure to ensue. Featuring Happy-Drunk!Vernon and Smart!Harry. AU. HP/LL, RW/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,018 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Harry P., Vernon D.
New Lamps for Old – Reaping what you've Sown by dogbertcarroll reviews
This is story #2 of 4 that have major characters personal memories removed and their souls switched around to see how they’d do. In case you were wondering this is Ichigo from Bleach switched out with Naruto. Not a one shot.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,627 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009
The First Task by Grant Larceny reviews
AU An irreverent adventure in the Harry Potter verse where several hallowed institutions are destroyed...its probably been done...then love conquers all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 277 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3586 - Favs: 4,897 - Follows: 4,110 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Hokage's Will by Airheaded dude reviews
The aftermath of Pain’s attack left Tsunade in comatose, Danzo's plot of becoming Hokage is thwarted by Naruto himself. With the doubts that the Lord of Fire has placed on Danzo, Naruto is suddenly left inheriting the mantle of Hokage before the Summit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 122,798 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 5,097 - Follows: 4,300 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 10260 - Favs: 31,427 - Follows: 12,987 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Bullet Proof by Voads reviews
What if Dave had died on his first outing, what if Harry Potter happened to be around to save him... in a manner of speaking that is.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,858 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Katie D. - Complete
Kris Longknife: Legend by bluminous8 reviews
AU Crossover - Eighty years since the Itechee war that had almost caused Humanity's extinction, their old enemy rises again and it is up to Kris Longknife to find a mysterious 'weapon' that is crucial for Humanity to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,316 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Harry P.
Bleached by bluminous8 reviews
AU- It seems that even in Death Harry is never given a break. His soul ends up in Rokungai where his past prevents him from moving forward. Will he learn to let go?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 74,941 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 2,426 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Harry P., Yoruichi S.
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 3,393 - Follows: 1,037 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 4,049 - Follows: 4,223 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Death, a Good Book and Dark Chocolate by ToBetasered reviews
The Master of Death, intent on enjoying his newly minted soul decides to take a vacation. Destination? Harry Dresden's Universe. Begins prior to the events of The Dresden Files. Warning, a rather dark humor.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,581 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Harry P.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 19714 - Favs: 11,652 - Follows: 8,894 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Blind Faith: Slytherin's Heir by xyvortex reviews
Sequel to Blind Faith, Harry's second year at Hogwarts with new challenges. Something haunts the halls of the school, hunting down the halfbloods. Who is the Heir of Slytherin, and who will stop him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,350 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P.
The Hokage Robes by Bye-Q reviews
Tsunade brashly comes up with a contest over night, the prize being the title of Hokage for a week. Naruto didn't realize what tough decisions he'd have to face in order to win the contest. NaruHina lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 121 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Shinobi Father by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
There is a reason why Sailor Moon looks like Naruto. It started when Pein’s Chibaku Tensei succeeded, trapping Naruto inside a moon. Too bad Nagato crashed it far into the Silver Moon Kingdom where the battered jinjuriki was found by a cold Queen Serenity
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,995 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Queen Serenity, Naruto U. - Complete
With But a Pull of the Strings by Arbalest66 reviews
Forged by knowledge left behind for a worthy apprentice and broken by the betrayal of his own people, Naruto swears to achieve his dead sensei's wish and become the most powerful ninja in the world while doing so. A smart,cynical Naruto/Yugao.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,232 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
The Butterfly's Wings by DisobedienceWriter reviews
On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 377 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Minato N. - Complete
A Demon Among Reapers by Arbalest66 reviews
In the final battle against Madara, Naruto is once more dealt a bad hand in life. How will his life go on when he winds up in Karakura Town? Pairings undecided as of yet.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,379 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Naruto U.
Fate's Chosen by Luan Mao reviews
Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 234 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Blindsight by Methinks reviews
When Tsunade had asked him what he was going to do on his vacation he'd just smiled. But of all the things he might have said, caring for a crippled redhead sure as hell wasn't one of them. Isn't it funny the way life works out sometimes? Naruto/Tayuya
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,541 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya
The Strawberry and The Fishcake by Uncle Joe reviews
Formely The Maelstorm and the Guardian renamed. Naruto Bleach Crossover. Naruto continuing on centuries after his love ones have died decides to spice up his existence by walking in a new world and which world is that, why Bleach of course. Harem lemons..
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,658 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 3,493 - Follows: 3,044 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S.
Project M by Water Mage reviews
After waking up on an alternate Earth Harry is tested and experimented on. They tried to turn him into a weapon. But he was no ones weapon. Not anymore. Where does he fit in this new world where things and people are a bit more...ultimate. HP/Marvel xover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 44,915 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 2,334 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Harry P.
Ladies, Ladies, Ladies by Sub-Zero879 reviews
A Necromancer, one step from becoming a demon himself, is forced into saving Sanctuary from the Prime Evils, starting at the Rogue Encampment. But he's just a bard, and some of those demons are... quite attractive. Harem. Serious-parody. Warning: lemons.
Diablo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 199,556 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - [Necromancer, Blood Raven, Andariel, Rogue] - Complete
The Scottish Connection by Itsme66 reviews
Harry may not have been as isolated as the Order thought, in the summer after 4th year. Rated for alcohol abuse, swearing, innuendo, and maybe a naughty scene or two later on. Unbeta'd
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,637 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,567 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Katie B.
The Forever Mage by Darth Marrs reviews
Harry Potter/ST:NG era post movies crossover. A young man with messy hair and green eyes finds himself in the middle of 24th Century Scotland with no memories. Join him as he tries to solve not only who he is, but where his people are.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,957 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 3,111 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Unnamed Horrors by Danyella Skyler Silverfire reviews
Only Xander would have THIS problem.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Xander H., R. Giles - Complete
The Mandatory Marriage Contract Fic by Itsme66 reviews
AU post 5th year. A bunny that wouldn't let go. Harry is set up in a marriage contract, but things don't go as planned. Rated for language and blatant - if non-desciptive - sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 62,585 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Morag M. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 5,459 - Follows: 1,560 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Blind: Extended Edition by Tazaki4 reviews
A new twist on the classic Naruto. Two changes occur in the first three years of the story. Hiashi is Naruto's caretaker and Hinata's kidnapping attempt is partially... successful. New additional content, deleted scenes, less typos, and overall improved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 224,777 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Past Lives by Alex Mcpherson reviews
Willow discovers a couple of related spells, easy ones, and decides to try them out with the group. The results are very surprising, for all concerned. The Spells allow the group to glimpse any of their souls' past lives...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,631 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Xander H., Cordelia C.
The Beast Master by wsbenge reviews
Power Dark Lord knows not. Something unique to Harry saved him from an attack by the worst wizard tyrant in centuries. Albus put traumatized boy in a picnic basket, and left him on Aunt's doorstep in the dead of night, note attached, of course. Riiight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,469 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 2,888 - Follows: 3,120 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Experimental by Spontaneite reviews
[Crackfic. Probably abandoned.] If you're a young, hormonal, teenage boy and notice that your very female clone is quite attractive, what are you going to do? Experiment, right? Only, when his clone fails to dispell because she's pregnant with himself, things begin to get strange.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Holly, Phoenix, Diamond, and Elm by Altairadactyl reviews
On a fateful Halloween, Harry Potter's parents fall to Voldemort and Harry becomes the Boy-Who-Lived. The affair attracts unwanted attention and the course of Harry's life is changed for the… stranger?
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,073 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Emma F./White Queen, Harry P.
Harry Potter and Merlin's Reaper by Clell65619 reviews
Harry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,835 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Idioms! by madame.alexandra reviews
A series of one-shots chronicling Ziva David, a.k.a crazy ninja mossad chick, and her continuing struggles with the english language.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 33,737 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Ziva D. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 4162 - Favs: 20,264 - Follows: 8,868 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 163,659 - Reviews: 16736 - Favs: 30,215 - Follows: 13,099 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Heir of LeFay by Aravilar Faenya reviews
The Potters' home was attacked while they were out and they go into hiding, unfortunately Harry can't go with them. Left at the Dursley's he was removed from the Dursley's doorstep before they even woke up. Harry is raised to be the Heir of LeFay.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
Take a WBWL-verse, add in some Slytherin Harry with Voldemort's memories, and add just a dash of Parselmagic, and what do you get? Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift, Book 1 of the Saga of the Lightning Speaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,362 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 3,899 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 3,966 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Naruto: Lord of Spines by Uncle Joe reviews
What if Naruto was raised as a warrior in a diffrent dimension, what if he was lost with his only friend to a force of massive power and evil. What if he returned home? Another fic by Uncle Joe and edited by Dirty Reid. This is a Crossover Starcraft
Crossover - StarCraft & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,905 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sarah K., Naruto U.
Taking out the Trash by skabs reviews
Buffy is adjusting to life after Sunnydale, Harry is adjusting to life after Hogwarts. Cleanup is a pain. BTVS X HP rated to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,604 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4829 - Favs: 11,643 - Follows: 6,101 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Left Hand of God by oso1991 reviews
Harry was left on the doorstep of the Dursley family. However after destroying a vampire at the age of 3, and impressed Alucard took him to the Hellsing Manor, raised in complete secrecy of both the Wizarding and Muggle world. Harry/Seras Lemons
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,293 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P., Seras
The Story of The Guys by The Professional reviews
Spinoff to 'HP: The Lone Traveller'. The story of Harry James Potter, the brother of the supposed BoyWhoLived, and his friends... My take on the old 'Harry the brother of the BWL' & 'Harry the Slytherin' plotline.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 79,166 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Harry P., Padma P.
voider's HP odd ideas by voider reviews
One-shots. First one: Multiple personality Harry. Second: insane Harry; Third: Lily’s soul. Fourth: snaked. Fifth: Benevolence of the Light One. Sixth: Riful - the Abyssal One. Seven: Deux Ex Machina.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,567 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008
Birds and the Bees by Romez reviews
Naruto is curious as to how babies are made. He doesn't want to find out by reading Jiraiya's books, but how is he going to find out? Maybe if he asked a person, but who? Join Naruto as he searches for answers to his questions about babies! Lime goodness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,446 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Shizune
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1986 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 3,354 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 285 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 10,320 - Follows: 2,850 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry's Revenge on Ravenclaw by David Brown reviews
Harry Potter strikes back against House Ravenclaw in defense of Luna Lovegood. H/L
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 126 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter's Discovery by JohnDeath reviews
It was a simple thing. A mere TV show. But it would change the life of one young boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,180 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Unexpected by apothecary in training reviews
Harry's actions after 4th year produce some unexpected results. Harry enters his sixth year with a son no one can know about. AU after OOTP. No horcruxes. First story. Please be kind. HPGW RWHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,577 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
101 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley by The Santi reviews
What word would you use to describe Ron Weasley? Scholar? Gentleman? Friend? Yeah, I didn't think so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ron W.
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3938 - Favs: 7,166 - Follows: 6,384 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Cheshire's Grin by MrWriterWriter reviews
Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any different, he had to find that collar. Independant/SemiCreatureHarry. Bashings. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 2,662 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Harry P.
Who’s the Boss? by uo-chou reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart’s “Missing Hokage” challenge. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Tsunade S.
The Double Agent by jc155896 reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 3,910 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
For Want of a Jinchuuriki by ShaperV reviews
With Sarutobi dead, certain parties thought getting rid of Konoha's most annoying genin would be easy. But is that really such a great idea? Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,444 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Big Red by El Duque reviews
Naruto's body was destroyed when he was eight years old. Lukily, the unfriendly neighborhood demon gave him a new one. Now, Naruto goes through life as a 500 foot tall fox. Naruto X Multiple Women.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,300 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Naruto U.
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