Author has written 11 stories for Diagnosis Murder, Doctor Who, Mummy, and Drake & Josh.
I'm Sar, I'm 20 and I'm from the UK.
I'm a student living in Wimbledon in an attic, what can I say? I'm perpertually short of cash.
I've been mostly reading fanfic for the last eight years, but I do occasionally write it (badly)
Now for some more rubbish about me:
My favourite things:
Films: When Harry Met Sally, The Princess Bride, Labyrinth, Penelope, Basil the Great Mouse Detective, RENT, The History Boys, Star Trek XI, West Side Story, Moulin Rouge, Love Actually, Hot Fuzz, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Lord of the Rings, Back to the Future, Titanic, Shrek, Fast and Furious, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Enchanted, Up, Alice in Wonderland, Singin' in the Rain,
Music: Dashboard Confessional, Death Cab for Cutie, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Green Day, Mcfly, My Chemical Romance, Mika, Norah Jones, Joni Mitchell, Kate Nash, Eliza Doolittle,
Television: Bones, Chuck, Mock the Week, Star Trek, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Ugly Betty, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Sex & the City, Spaced, Black Books, The Mighty Boosh, Blackadder, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Skins, Friends, Will & Grace, Sherlock,
Books:Pretty Things, Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Regeneration, Memoires of a Teenage Amnesiac, Me & Mr Darcy, I
Celebrities: Dylan Moran, Marcus Brigstocke, Tom Deacon, Jack Whitehall, Zooey Deschanel, Simon Pegg, Leonard Nimoy, Chris Pine, B enedict Cumberbatch
Fandom Ship List of D00m!!
Bones: Zach/Booth, Zach/Hodgins
House M.D: House/Wilson, House/Chase
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Xander/Spike, Giles/Buffy, Willow/Tara, Giles/Wesley, Buffy/Faith
Angel: Angel/Wesley, Angel/Spike
Top Gear: James/Richard, James/Jeremy, James/Jeremy/Richard
High School Musical: Chad/Ryan, Chad/Troy, Ryan/Troy
Fantastic 4: Reed/Johnny
NCIS: Tony/McGee, Tony/Gibbs
National Treasure: Riley/Ben,
History Boys: Dakin/Posner, Dakin/Irwin
Across the Universe: Max/Jude
Mighty Boosh: Vince/Howard, Howard/Old Gregg
Torchwood: Jack/Ianto, Owen/Ianto, Owen/Tosh,
Doctor Who: 9/Jack, 5/Adric, 5/Turlough, 11/Rory, Rory/Amy, 11/Amy, 10/Jack
Dead Poet's Society: Neil/Anyone
CSI: Nick/Greg, Greg/David
CSI: NY: Danny/Flack, Mac/Danny, Mac/Adam,
Criminal Minds: Reid/Morgan, Reid/Hotch, Morgan/Garcia
Harry Potter: Harry/Draco, Harry/Snape, Percy/Oliver, Snape/Lily, Lupin/Sirius, Lupin/Snape
Axis Powers Hetalia: England/France
"I'm great with the pacing and the saying of 'hmmmm' and 'ahhhhh' and 'Good Lord.'" - Giles, BtVS
"I'm gonna stop wearing underwear. Raise my sperm count." - Vijay, Juno
"Who's that guy, just hangin at your pad? He's looking kinda sad, Oh, you broke up? That's too bad" - 'Bohemian Like You' by The Dandy Warhols
"Oh, dear. Have I been sold again?" - Nina, Bright Young Things
"How do I define history? Well it's just one fucking thing after another." - Rudge, The History Boys
"Live a life less ordinary, Live a life extraordinary with me, Live a life less sedentary, Live a life evolutionary with me" - 'Life Less Ordinary' by Carbon Leaf
"The best moments in reading are when you come across something - a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things - that you'd thought special, particular to you. And here it is, set down by someone else, a person you've never met, maybe even someone long dead. And it's as if a hand has come out, and taken yours" - Hector, The History Boys
"Can you, for a moment, imagine how depressing it is to teach five centuries of masculine ineptitude?" Mrs Lintott, The History Boys
"Cooper, take off the Pope-hat!" Scotty, Eurotrip
"The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning', the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" - Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea. " - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"If you want to do something right, kill Baldrick before you start " - Edmund Blackadder
"Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies." - Sam, Supernatural
"It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big." - Spike, "Buffy: the Vampire Slayer"
"If I die, I forgive you. If I recover, we shall see." - Spanish proverb
"It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in." -My Food sub, Mr. Williams
"FEAR: Fuck Everything And Run." - Unknown
"I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy." - Dory, "Finding Nemo"
"Honestly, you give someone the power to walk on water and they think they're Jesus" - Me talking about Sar in R.E, long story
"I'm not with you? Right, that's It! I'm Suing!" - Me, talking to Jade about our new form classes
"That's 'Mz Fringey Loon' to you sir!" - Defending my new haircut
"Is there a reason you always look like a paedo when I take photos?" - Turnsie is an odd, odd boy
"Great... now there's a field stuck to my shoe!" - The perils of grass and high heels
"He's like Yoda... only crap!" - Me, when Sutty starts to speak rubbish again
"I am the antichrist, but only on weekends, otherwise I'm a librarian!" - Talking about day jobs
"Oh My God! My life just flashed before my eyes... And it sucked!!" - Nearly getting hit by a lorry causes philosophy to come pouring out
"I tried to walk on water... to see if I was Jesus." "...and?" "I'm not" "Ah." Jade ISN'T the new messiah
"Well, 'I'm the king of the Arabian Peninsula,' doesn't really have the same ring to it."
"I said 'Supernatural' didn't make a difference to life and she began to die..." Jade on my impending death at her hand
"...and on the topic of cannibalism..." - Ways to horrify your teacher Number 24
"My name is Sara Ann Hope. You ate my sandwich... Prepare to die!!"
"So... is 7 X 11 not 74 then?" - The reason why I fail at maths
"Well to me, 'he chose death by the sword, rather than by attempting to prolong his life by cowardly flight.' doesn't say brave... it says stupid"
"I didn't mention Hitler's charismatic personality because, as a historian, I refuse to believe Hitler had a charismatic personality. I think he was just a very big child having a tantrum that hppened to involve mass Genocide and carnage."
"Let's see, I've tried prison, DUI, anorexia, drugs, parties, what next?... Lesbianism!" - LiLo impression
"Ha Ha, Dangly Bits!" - ah, Nick
"It's Anal REtentive you REtard"
"I don't get it..." "Well, you go to sleep, and then it's tomorrow."
"I've got a hot wax fetish and 20 candles. It's going to be a tiring night."
"Hello Mr Gel"
"I think my ovary's lazy, and that's just not something you can give a kick up the backside."
"Well, it would have been the hundred years war if they hadn't had so many tea breaks."
"Life is a highway... a long stretch of nothing filled with hitchikers and dead prostitutes."
"All for one and let's go shopping."
"Bring on the trumpets!"
"I just got rammed down the stairs by some year sevens who don't know the meaning of left."
"Is that a mop in the tree, or am I still high?"
"I woke up in bed next to a dog and thought, 'Fuck, surely I've never been THAT drunk!"
"King of the weird cushiony, purple place!!"
"This apple tastes like a pear - Which is very odd, as it is quite clearly an apple."
"What about my socks?" "What about them sir?" "Well... are they insured? You know... sock insurance."
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