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Joined 07-24-05, id: 861979
Author has written 6 stories for Andromeda, and Stargate: Atlantis.

hum, lets see, i'm 30 something, live in the south. i have one attack cat, who i'm allergic to most of the time. i haven't found an easy way to give her a bath, as my arms can atest. i'm big into sci-fi shows and books. i have lots of books. books on just about anything. i've been a tinker, tailor, soldier and spy. ..no not really, just in my dreams. i've worked in landscaping, which was good, because plants don't demand a lot of attention, a jail, which i found highly stressful, an office answering phones, which was even more stressful. i firmly believe that alexander graham bell has a special place in hell, for inventing that atrocity, which has spawned the automated telephone system, where nary a human voice is heard, and telemarketers which i'm not fully convinced are human in the first place. anyhoo, shows i like,

1. most any sci-fi show

2. most any show that fox has prematurely cancelled.

shows i dislike

1. reality t.v.

2.soaps

things i like rain, walks, biking, cats, dogs, chocolate, caffiene, the moon, and neil gaiman and joss whedon share godhood.

things i don't get, golf, and people who have fish as pets. the very word pet implies physical interaction. how can you do that with a fish?

and the answer to the universe etal is 49, no really it's 42. ...and women are always right.just a litle bit of subliminal message there.

is that enough profile?

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Copper for a Kiss by LadyLefaye reviews
Jayne and River work on reconciling after his betrayal. Set after the events of “Ariel.” JayneRiver
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 8/17/2005 - River, Jayne
Running on Empty by Sholio reviews
Captured, implanted with Wraith trackers, released to run and die ... such is Sheppard and McKay's fate. Now all they have to do is find each other before the Wraith find them. And Sheppard has this pesky little amnesia problem... Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,569 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
What's Left Behind by Daring Duo reviews
In this tag to The Long Goodbye, Thalan hangs around long enough to wear out his welcome with everyone, especially John. The first story coauthored by Merlin71 and Titan5.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,209 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Complete
Mother's child, Father's daughter by prin69 reviews
Beka's mother wants something from her.Tyr is back, everyone hides secrets, and who is Beka dating? Rhade or Reeco?
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,224 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 1/29/2004
Not Exactly A Damsel in Distress by raisintorte reviews
SGA Fairytales: Rodpunzel, The Three Little Scientists and the Big Bad Wraith, Rodneylocks and the Three Marines, and Rodney and Ronon. [Warning: Ch. 1 and ch. 3 have blink and you'll miss it slashy undertones, Ch. 2 and Ch. 4 are general].
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Thoughts of a Setitian Male by ChelleyBean reviews
A peek into the mind of Specialist Ronon Dex
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005
Name, Rank, and Cereal Boxes by liketheriver reviews
Sheppard and McKay finally get that trip to Vegas… and deal with the ramifications of early Season 2. Spoilers up to and including ‘Trinity’. SheppardMcKay friendship. Part of the POV series. Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,446 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2005 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
The Geek’s Guide to Goon Warfare by likethekoschka reviews
Kidnappings, Druglords, Red Chief, Snickerdoodles... and Slash
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,587 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Published: 8/16/2005 - John S., Rodney M.
Androcles by nebbyJen reviews
Mising Scene for Runner. Ronon's first visit to the infirmary.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Ronon D., Carson B. - Complete
Sheppard of Sherwood by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
Title says it all, oneshot, complete
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,913 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2005 - John S. - Complete
Drunk and Disorderly by Waldo reviews
“So… havin’ a good night, are we?” “I,” he said with great exaggeration, “blew up a Cylon base. All. By. My. Self.” (Tag for "Hand of God")
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2005 - L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck
Colonel O'Neill's Guide to the Universe by HyperCaz reviews
Tips and who to avoid in the Stargate realm. Includes Jack's definition of a Goa'uld and the size of an Asgard.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2003 - J. O'Neill - Complete
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Eleven A Secret That Will Never Be Told reviews
Mix together a childhood counting rhyme, Poe's the Raven, ghosts, an Ancient outpost, the psychology of fear, Halloween and BAM! You have All Hallow's Eve a la Pegasus style. Read at your leisure, and hopefully with the lights on.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,702 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 10/10/2005
Ronon's Happiness reviews
answer to Belisse's first line challenge, Ronon is not going to be happy. pur fluff and drabble
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2005
Why the kitchen staff loves Ronon Dex reviews
why the kitchen staff loves ronon dex and despises most of the rest of the atlantean crew.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,664 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 8/19/2005 - John S.
Who's Making the Alcohal? reviews
Just who and how many people are making the alcohal? Should ythey continue with their experiments? Continued mayhem from the kitchen staff.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 9/19/2005
Down The Rabbit Hole reviews
Telemachus Rhade and a friend of Harper's fall down the proverbial rabbit hole and end up in cheyenne mountain.
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,526 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005
Plots In A Maze reviews
What if someone other than Harper Fixed Rhade's slipfighter? Epi'Into a Gordian Maze' season 4
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2005