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Joined 07-25-05, id: 862874, Profile Updated: 08-07-09
Author has written 9 stories for Star Wars.

Hello there!

For lack of something better to write here, I'll give a bit of background info on me.
I am a student right now. After completing school I intend to be a journalist. You know, report on what is happening around me. In fact, I would really love to steal Anderson Cooper's job. Do you suppose he'll give it to me?
I love writing fanfiction. I get lost into this little world of the characters and their set stories and I expand on them, twisting them to fit my purposes and adding additional details to make it make sense. I strive to take the ideas laid out before me and create radically different yet fundamentally the same concepts. Review-wise on my fanfics, being told that I've succeeded in that task brings me the most joy out of anything.
With my fanfictions, I've only written KOTOR1 and 2 based stories. I've got ideas floating around my head for a myriad of other tales but I haven't the time to execute these. Plus, Atton and Carth are fabulous and I'm absolutely in love with them both. One could say I have a thing for pilots.

I suppose that's all I have to say. Feel free to PM me for further fanfiction fun conversation!

Current Works in Progress:
A really strange, random, full-of-potential story about Atton.
Also a completely uncharacteristic story, a Lion King fan fiction...although I can't promise that this will ever be finished.

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For The Right Reason by Alpha Vegetable reviews
Kotor1 AU. FRevan never went to the Mandalorian Wars, or became a Darth. Very OOC. They're on Manaan. Now they need to get out of the ship. Why does that sound easier than it is? OC Alert!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 147,293 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Revan, Carth O.
Don't Worry, Everyone Crashes on Taris! by Freesourceful reviews
Continues the "Just Another Crazy Beginning" one-shot. Things take a turn for the strange. The dynamic duo have broken up and an inexplicable species of followers called "fans" tags Raven; making a covert mission above ground dangerously more so...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Revan, Carth O.
The Secret of Silence by Vayluh Arwen reviews
KotOR 2 one-shot. Conversation between Atton and the Exile on Dantooine - the Exile gives Rand a lesson on what can be done without the Force, why she is always the silent protagonist, and Rand sees why she means so much to him. I don't own Star Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Atton R. - Complete
Atton's Shorts by Code name Anrui Yuy reviews
Not his underwear sillies! A series of short oneshots from the POV of everyone's favorite scoundrel. Mostly LSF exileAtton related, but some just about Atton. Summaries for each story at beginning. NEW CHAPTER! For real this time!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,389 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007
Revan's Tears by Sesshoumarus-Bunny reviews
Sera Chan has just found out she is Revan, how far will she go to get redemption for herself in the eyes of her crew? Pairings are inside.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007
More Than A Exile by mialuv998 reviews
Losing the force affected Sera more than she realized. But losing the force was only the surface of the real trouble she never thought she'd face. Coming back to Republic space would create new set of problems and have her facing the old.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007
SWKOTOR Memories by Yoshie-chan reviews
What happens when the jedi want both Revan and the Exile forgotten?And will the men they love be able to remember enough to save them?I suck at summaries... please R&R! POST KOTOR 1 & 2! LSFRevan & Carth LSFExile & Atton
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,054 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007
Blood and Chocolate II: Bound by Duty for Life by Patty08 reviews
There's no happily ever after for a loupgarou, is there? This story picks right up where Blood and Chocolate left off. Please review! NEW CHAPTER now posted.
Blood And Chocolate - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,605 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 8/13/2006
Lost by Lady Tragic reviews
So there was this kid left in the middle of the docks...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,858 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Screwed by Epic Bad Ass reviews
This is the story of Daren Stone, Jace Conway, and Talla Ronin 3 Bounty Hunters, who seem to be despite their best efforts completely screwed.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,767 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007
Lily and James a Christmas Story by LEJPFreak reviews
Lily and James are in their 7th year at Hogwarts, and James goes over to Lily's for Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Chats with Carth by The Penguin Squad reviews
A story of Carth, a beloved character of Knights of the Old Republic II game, has to endure a lunatic such as myself. Read and enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,910 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006
Thoughtlife by StormTorrent reviews
When the woman he thought he could trust, and maybe even love, turns out to be Darth Revan, Carth Onasi leaves the Ebon Hawk and its crew with no intention of return. [CarthRevan Oneshot]
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
For the love of Force! by Darth Phex reviews
From the Leviathan to the Star Forge. And almost anything and everything in between! Not recommended for Bastila fans. You’ve been warned!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,103 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Mere Anarchy by greengrass1914 reviews
Revan searches for the coming Darkness while the Exile searches for redemption. A postKotor 2 story featuring an LSF Revan, an LSF Exile, Carth, and other K1 and K2 characters. Sequel to The Widening Gyre. COMPLETE.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,030 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
For Mandalore by Niobe Asha reviews
The thoughts of one Mandalorian as a long, wearying battle stretches on.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Redemption by PadawanMage reviews
[KOTOR] What if Carth had left early to go find Revan in the Rakatan temple and missed her turn to the dark side with Bastila? A Dark Side Female Romance story not seen in the final game.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007
There Is No Emotion by Applebaum reviews
There is no emotion...there is peace. At least that is the way it's supposed to be. However, no one can deny their true feelings, can they? This is my first FanFic ever! LSF RevanCarth pairing. Chapter 3 is finally up!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,984 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007
Boys Will Be Boys by twinklet26 reviews
The Disciple decides he is tired of people knowing him as the boring Jedi historian, and thus begins his socalled path to redemption and ultimate scoundrelin’…and of course, Atton is always ready to share and give his—ahem—aid and wisdom.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
On course by HoratiosBabyMama reviews
Atton has some good news and some bad news...HUMORHyperspace travel is harder than it looks
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Coming Up For Air by FrackinAmazin reviews
Carth cheats on Revan and she finds out. It tears her apart. Dustil and Mission come to help her, but will it be enough? Takes place 2 years after Revan returns to Carth after going to the Outer Rim. Also after Kotor 2. Rewrite of Falling Apart. Review!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007
Seeing Double by Aeryn Phoenix reviews
KOTOR, LSF, Please R&R, I don't own anything. A slightly different take on the events of KotOR. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,593 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Canderous O., Revan - Complete
Heavenly Encounter by Love is Envy reviews
Fifteen year old Liam Walker was an ordinary kid. He did things every kid did. Played sports, played guitar. He had the most uneventful life...that is, until one day his friend Rose didn't turn out to be what he thought she was.
Screenplays - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2007
Jealousy by Angsty Fudge reviews
Slut...whore...prostitute. These were the words that echoed inside Mia's head as she watched the twi'lek play Atton in a hand of pazaak. To her disgust, it seemed that a friendly round of pazaak wasn't the only thing she wanted out of this. LSFExileAtton
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007
Snakes and Gizkas by Kallamae reviews
Jolee Bindo’s stories never seemed to make much sense to Kiryn Maar. But when the old man abandons his snake analogy for that of a poodooflinging gizka, she’s more than just confused.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Our True Love by Fall Out Guirl reviews
Love is difficult, especially to resist. I guess the hardest part of it is when you have a handsome scoundrel holding your palms against the wall and practically begging you to reach to him. LSFExileAtton
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
Promise by Lady Revan reviews
Star Wars: KOTOR, LSF Revan and Carth: With a week and a half before arriving at the Star Forge, Carth beings to follow through on his promise to protect Revan. Spoilers if you haven't finished playing or are unfamiliar with the game. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 86,339 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
The Annual Ebon Hawk Pazaak Tournament by Kallamae reviews
After the destruction of Taris, Mission needed something to keep her mind off things. What better distraction than Pazaak? But when Kiryn and Mission finish writing the rules to the Annual Ebon Hawk Pazaak Tournament will anyone still want to play?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Complete
Atton's Motivation by Silvershadow667 reviews
Sequel to Atton's Redemption: 16 months after the Exile left, Atton starts wondering what happened to her... and if she's even still alive. July 30: Chapter 26 added
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,471 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 5/1/2005
I will not forget by Sandra Evans reviews
Something happens to the Exile and Revan years after the game is finished. RevxCarth, ExilexAtton
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
We got issues by Darth Phex reviews
The KOTOR characters go to a therapy clinic to sort out their problems...or make them worse. Chapter 2 is up! Read, Review, and enjoy.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Putrid flowers by BarbieisaSlut reviews
YES! chapter four at last! 'Aeris' buys a new dress to replace that mangy old pink one...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 8/21/2005
In your Dreams, part 2 of 2 by gekkeiju reviews
The Exile confronts Atton about his shady past, with suprising results. (Please R and R.)
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2005
Atton's Redemption by Silvershadow667 reviews
KotOR 2. Atton starts feeling jealousy toward a crew member picked up on Dantooine. He realizes he needs to be honest with the Exile about his past if he hopes to have any kind of future with her. spoilers 05.04.28 FINAL CHAPTER ADDED
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,501 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Complete
Republican Rhapsody by Helena L reviews
A parody of the song 'Bohemian Rhapsody', with a unique KotOR twist.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
Together by Jack E. Peace reviews
A what-if fic, set during a scene in F.D.2. Thomas attemps to offer what little comfort he can to Kimberly (bad summary) *fluff*
Final Destination - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2003
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How to Bother Carth reviews
Non-canon KOTOR Revan "Carmon" and her random friend Emma have crazy adventures while driving Carth completely insane. Although I didn't finish writing as much as I wanted to, I will not be continuing this story.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,345 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
Doctor Crackers reviews
One of Carth's friends suggests that he visits a pyschologist, and Carth finds his 'true love' in the office of Doctor Cheese Crackers. Carth also finds a straight jacket! Read, Review, and Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Just a Dream reviews
DSMRevan is sleeping when Bastila wakes him up. He is then made mad by Darth Galbanum and then made mad again by his servant. What did they do to upset him? Read, Review, and Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Like Father Like Son reviews
Revan is now the instructor at a Dark Jedi Academy, and Dustil is a student. DSRevan...Are you interested yet? Read, Review, and Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Shnickle Fritz reviews
Atton begins to become a real Jedi...but what is his reaction? He doesn't want to be a 'Kreia', but he can't go back to being an 'Atton', so where does that leave him? Oneshot!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
Spring Cleaning reviews
UHOH! The Ebon Hawk is messy. What will the gang do? “Atton, you can’t whip people.” I managed to say the words without them jumbling up from my laughter.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
So He Was Right reviews
Exile, Hannah Baill, returns to the Hawk after Malachor IV, but she is a broken soul. LSFExileAtton, ONESHOT
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
The Unknown World How it should have happened reviews
LAST CHAPTER ADDED! We all know the story, they crash land on a tropical planet below the Star Forge. But what happens when it is a snowy planet and one of their own betrays them? A slightly upsetting..or terribly entertaining..death! LSFRevanCarth.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,004 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Misfit Christmas reviews
When Revan and friends finish saving the galaxy, Carth decides to have a blast from the past! His stupidiy caused the crew to have a wonderful Christmas!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete