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Joined 07-25-05, id: 863050, Profile Updated: 12-04-11
Author has written 37 stories for Gemma Doyle Trilogy, and Harry Potter.

Name: Catherine

Age: 23
Astrological Sign: Gemini
Favorite color: Purple

Luna Equus = Moon Horse

I am an English major that rides horses and watches Bravo TV reality shows like it's her job. My hobbies include getting paid to ride horses around campus, doing epic things, slacking off, playing World of Warcraft or The Sims, taking naps, stomping around in purple Wellington boots, being awesome, and fighting evil by moonlight. I hate the following: bad grammar, ppl who talkkk likeee disssssss, drivers that leave their directionals on, banana noises, and people who are louder than they need to be. I have two tattoos, and I think my feet are well formed. My ears are too.

I watch (and love) Adult Swim, Bravo TV reality shows, old sitcoms, and documentaries about really fat and/or disfigured people. My musical tastes are rooted in rock, progressive metal, smooth jazz, classical, pop, 80's and 90's music and Bjork, because she's really a genre all her own. I have a pet rat named Freya (after the Guitar Hero song), a golden retriever named Quincy, and a cat named Belle.

I am the original Aquacat, a wannabe Narcissa Black, and Sailor Moon personified (though much more awesome).

A perfect day for me is one where I can stay in pajamas all day.

Yeah, I play World of Warcraft. Yeah, I'm slightly ashamed of my nerdiness, but no, I don't care about it. For anyone that's interested, I play a Holy Priest named Euphrosyne on the Mannoroth server. Come playyyy with meeee.

I like to write what hasn't been written before. I figure that instead of trying to be better at what is already out there, I might as well be the best at what isn't.

Sorry for the long absence, but I haven't had the desire to write any AGATB fics. As a result, all AGATB fics are hereby put on an indefinite hiatus. This doesn't mean that they are up for "adoption" in any way, and if I find any more attempts at stealing my ideas without giving credit, I will not be very happy.

So I've been THINKING of updating some of my work. Let's see if it happens...

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The Harry Potter Characters Read Fanfiction by daysandweeks reviews
Bringing you one abysmal cliche after another since November 16, 2007!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What Didn't Happen on Christmas Eve, 1895 by daysandweeks reviews
What if Kartik had picked Tom up at the Athenaeum? Slashy threesome strangeness. Not to be taken too seriously.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Words Rewritten by mecca-dog reviews
small oneshot in letter form, Kartik to Gemma
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Complete
Fall From Grace by I Heart Edward Cullen reviews
She is falling as a reminder to all that have strived for more. It hurts so much less when you don't have as far to go, when a taste of freedom doesn't remain in your broken mouth to taunt your broken dreams. GemmaKartik
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
Song by theorganizedmess reviews
It's a little drabble about how Ann feels about herself in comparison to the others. Oneshot
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
In Our Rajah's Service by Angrybee reviews
Far from home, Hakim's four whimsical companions share adventures while in the sometimes perplexing, sometimes disheartening, and sometimes magical city of London. They definitely have their own opinions about this new world they've come to see!
Victorian Romance Emma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 7/26/2005
Full Circle by V.M. Bell reviews
She never liked him much as a child, and she never liked him much through school either, but Narcissa Black discovers that sometimes the most unlikeliest of people can become soulmates. LuciusNarcissa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
The Pureblooded Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Lucius Malfoy leads an intriguing, decadent life. Of course it takes an author like me to report of it in a series of stories that are sufficiently stupid to be entertaining to all you muggles out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
What Would Have Happened if Harry weren't so Dim by Phoenix with a Head Cold reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Harry P.
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
The Fic That Must Not Be Named by Moon reviews
It's Halloween... do you know where your Mary Sues are?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2000
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Waxing Poetic reviews
Sweet moment between Lucius Malfoy and Narcissa Black as they try to hold onto what sacred things they have left. In other words, each other...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Martyrdom reviews
The characters in Homer’s stories make it seem an honorable thing, like a deep friendship between two males, a bond others do not understand... Ithal comforts Kartik in the woods. KARTITHAL SLASH! Oneshot.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
The Great Rakshana! reviews
A killer haunts London's West End and it is up to an exotic Indian illusionist and his lovely green eyed assistant to stop him... TSFT spoilers!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,852 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008
Oh, Those New York City Drivers reviews
Picks up immediately after the last sentence of TSFT. Canon Karma with a happy ending! SPOILERS AHEAD!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Sweet Misery reviews
A modern tale of A Great and Terrible Beauty. Still the same sorrow, love, and drama, only set in present day New York City. How might this setting change things for Gemma and Company? ON HIATUS! Sorry guys! 8C
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,649 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007
Six Go Mad With Drums And Bass reviews
What if Gemma, Kartik, Ann, Felicity, Pippa, and Ithal were in a band together? What if they lived in the same house? Title may eventually change!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2007
Legacy reviews
I cannot bear to see him fall victim to the lies, yet I cannot bear to tell him the truth... A last night shared by two brothers. Oneshot.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Enchantment reviews
Gemma uses the magic for a bit of fun... Oneshot.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Demons reviews
When Gemma uses the magic to save Kartik's life, he starts acting strangely. What are these demons that plague them?
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
The Boathouse reviews
A story about young love, summer love, and Karma love. Need a better title and a better summery. Oneshot.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Nectar of the Gods reviews
A chilling realization leaves Kartik and Gemma on the run for their lives. Who can they trust now but each other? On their quest to sort out the mess that has become their lives, they learn a few things about each other, and inevitably themselves.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,213 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Introspection reviews
Sometimes you have to break down to find yourself. Prose. Kartik thinking about Gemma. Oneshot.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Son of the Rakshana: an Initiate's Point of View reviews
View the story, the WHOLE story, through Kartik's eyes. To be read after Help Me. Rating is subject to change as story progresses. On temporary hiatus until TSFT comes out.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,042 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007
Our Love is a Nocturnal Thing reviews
So dear I love him that with him, all deaths I could endure. Without him, live no life... GemmaxKartik romance. Oneshot.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
That Other Redhead reviews
Because Gemma's not the only one in love with Kartik...
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007
Meditations reviews
Kartik takes a philosophical approach to explaining his current situation. Set when he first arrives at Spence.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
Spence University reviews
College students in present day. Need I say more? Essentially plotless drabble. It's a laugh, I promise.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,493 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007
Child's Play reviews
A series of vignettes based on childhood games. Will think up a better summary later.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007
Great and Terrible Song Parodies reviews
First I butchered Britney Spears. Now witness Kartik and Gemma rap along to Snoop Dogg. Hilarity most definitely ensues!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006
The Anthem reviews
Whiskey strikes Spence again...and poor Kartik is sober.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Lily of the Valley reviews
Gemma Doyle is nineteen years old, a new mother, and her marriage is falling apart. Will her relocation to America bring the fresh start she sorely needs, or will the trip there be enough? Bittersweet Karma. Complete.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,253 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Torrent reviews
The torrent of tears challenges the pounding rain, and Kartik is left swimming for the surface again. Oneshot. UPDATED!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Help Me reviews
Ever wondered about the events leading up to Gemma and Kartik's first meeting? See the day from Kartik's eyes. Pairingless.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Glass Slipper reviews
It's midnight. Do you know where your priestesses are? Miniseries. Tann, Karma, Simicity
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Gravity reviews
Gemma hasn't seen Kartik in awhile... Contains TSFT teaser book spoilers! Oneshot. UPDATED! I've added how to get the teaser book.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Why Does She Even Bother? reviews
Follow up to That Would Be Lovely. Simon and Kartik's relationship explained. SimonGemmaKartik. Oneshot.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
That Would Be Lovely reviews
Gemma comes clean with Simon. Oneshot. SimonGemmaKartik.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Great and Terrible Outtakes reviews
What if the actors for the AGATB movie were actually the characters themselves?
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007
Ensanguined reviews
The strong taste of iron, the taste of temptation and evil, writes stories of life in the Winterlands on my tongue. Oneshot. AmarxPippa
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Masterpiece reviews
Today I wrote you a letter, but the words didn’t make any sense. Oneshot. Kartik to Gemma. Bittersweet.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Suicide reviews
Gemma never did see him again. Oneshot.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Marionette reviews
There are many advantages in puppets. They never argue. They have no crude views about art. They have no private lives. Oscar Wilde
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Seven Days in Sunny June reviews
For seven days in June I wasn't lonely... A mini series exploring the relationship between Kartik and Gemma. Seven occurrences around the time of Gemma's 17th birthday. Complete!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,133 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Irish Coffee reviews
Oneshot in Ithal's POV. A different side of our two favorite gypsy boys. Implied IthalFelicity and KartikGemma.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Exotic reviews
See the world through Emily's eyes. Implied love triangle.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
Civilizing Kartik reviews
In order to be accepted into the new Order, Kartik must agree to an initiation. Expect lots of grace, charm, and beauty and sweet pinkies out action! Last chapter up! Now complete.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,396 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Gemma and Kartik go to 7 11 reviews
Libba Bray, on her LiveJournal, joked about Gemma and Kartik going to a Victorian 7 11. This is that idea realized. Hilarity ensues! Please read and review!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete