NarcissisticRiceBall
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Joined 07-25-05, id: 863297
Author has written 14 stories for Prince of Tennis, Samurai 7, Final Fantasy VII, and Team Fortress 2.

Lo and behold, I am called NarcissisticRiceBall...

Fortunately, unfortunately (?), I'm actually not that narcissistic...I just like the word. Naricissism is fun to say, so I say it. I also joke around with it a lot since naricssistic people say some of the weirdest and funniest things. I am obsessive compulsive and somehwhat neurotic so, according to my friends, I'm a spectacle of entertainment. I think too hard on just about everything, particularly when writing and trying to make sense out of many things that are not made to make sense...obviously, that presents problems in such things as video games, anime, movies, calculus, and organic chemistry.

I enjoy to write as a past time. It is a good way for me to get ideas out of my head so that I can actually sleep at night. I realize I'm not all that skilled at creative writing. I'm afraid that my writing makes that obvious. I really do want to write good fiction that is both coherent and enjoyable. However, I am bad at grammar. When I say I am bad at grammar, I mean that no teacher has actually taken time to teach me at any point in my life. I know the basics, but everything else, I've gathered from all the books I've read. That said, my apologies for such mistakes in my stories. I have had people offer to beta read, but I did that once and because of that, I don't really want to do it again.

As for pairings, I'm all for canon pairs and het. I don't mind shounen ai if it is tastefully and well written, and I don't read yaoi all that much because, well, it defies my brain power. Again, it just more or less depends on how it is presented. I have read some that were extremely well done and enjoyable. That said, I personally don't write shounen ai or yaoi. Then again, I suppose that many of my Prince of Tennis fics can be construed as shounen ai. I actually intend them more as friendship, but being all guys, it sometimes is a little...not manly, to put it simply. So that is my stance on all of that.

I babble too much so I'll stop here and just ask that you enjoy yourself as much as possible! Happy writing and reading!!

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The Prisoner by Titanium Phoenix reviews
We were never meant to take on captives... A Team Fortress 2 fic that follows the capture of an unlucky BLU team member.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,292 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Sniper, Pyro
Dante's Inferno the NonAlighieri Version by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
In this chapter, Dante and Vergil come across the Hoarders and Wasters. And besides meeting a guy who needs to learn how to speak properly, Vergil is revealed to have the strangest fear Dante's ever heard of!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,248 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007
That was Completely Uncalled For by Titanium Phoenix reviews
He could have just asked for my help! Set in Twilight Princess. May or may not contain spoilers, depending on how far you are in the game...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Link - Complete
The Race by Titanium Phoenix reviews
Alucard and Integra have a friendly competition... One Shot, AxI, rated T just to be on the safe side.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Second Chances by Ryuuko1 reviews
sighs i had to write a ressurection fic. Kyuuzou is given another chance to accomplish what he desired in life yet failed to do. PLEASE REVIEW AND SUPPORT MY WRITING EFFORTS. Finished
Samurai 7 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,323 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Complete
Rodeo Ride Tour by Winged Dancer reviews
A novelization of the official Namco Drama CD. After a busy night handling an assassination attempt at Meltokio, Sheena receives a visitor and ends up having a vacation of sorts along with a good for nothing redhaired wildhorse... [ZelosSheena] [Finished]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,992 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Zelos W., Sheena F. - Complete
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He Loves Me, She Loves Me Not reviews
Fic for Goodwitch08. The drama of Meteor and Silver Hair Men is finally over. However, that does not mean there's no drama left for the Turks. There is still life to live and Elena learns that alone has more than enough drama to last a lifetime.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,801 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Elena, Rufus
Miscommunication reviews
TF2 Story. Oneshots. Really now, how good do you think nine sadistic, convoluted, and eccentric individuals grouped together can communicate? Chap. 5: Boomerang You
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,985 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008
Stability reviews
It's nothing personal, it's just my job. How Rude met Reno but is not cliche in that it has a slight twist that most others don't. Edited grammar and spelling, AGAIN. BTW not shonen ai or yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,293 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Rude, Reno
Giri Ninjo reviews
For Miho Third installment following "Doing It Right" and "Atobe Eye for the Sanada Guy" Sanada feels like he needs to pay back Atobe for the previous two outings.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Sanada G., Atobe K.
Gekokujou reviews
Hiyoshi centered fic that takes place right before Hyotei finds out they're going to the Nationals. Much Hyotei loving in it and many other cameos. BTW, Hiyoshi isn't paired with anybody. To defeat the higher and take his place...
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,429 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hiyoshi W., Atobe K.
A King, Pawn, and Knight reviews
Set in Before Crisis, see inside for more details. Rufus and Reno expound on perfection and control over a simple game of chess. Even a pawn and knight have uses for a king.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Reno, Rufus - Complete
Bad Guys Need Lovin' Too reviews
A series of drabbles, oneshots or whatever written on Kyuzo and his time spent with Ayamaro. I just like all those bad guys for some reason. Ranges from serious, to humorous, to just plain weird. Ch.11 Lollipop
Samurai 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,184 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006
Power reviews
PreBefore Crisis. How Player A, usually called Rod, becomes a Turk curtesy of Reno. Simple oneshot expanding on a small official background detail. You may be good, but I'm better.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Reno - Complete
Atobe Eye for the Sanada Guy reviews
Sanada is boring and needs to learn how to relax.So,his caring teammates decide to bring in Atobe to help him out and give fashion advice along the way.Sequel to Doing It Right.Generally humorous,a slightly serious undertone.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,058 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Atobe K., Sanada G. - Complete
Scent of the Battlefield reviews
A fanfic about what the scent of the battlefield means to each samurai. Katsushiro wants to know what it means so he goes around and asks each of the other samurai. [Ch.6 Kyuzo]
Samurai 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,872 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
Smile For Me reviews
[For aloha]. This is a story about the dynamics between Atobe and Jiroh on and off the courts. Many other characters appear for plot and humor.[Ch.12 Rope,cones,popsicles and a tennis game.The conclusion of Smile For Me]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,902 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Doing It Right reviews
Rikkai is having a party and Yukimura gets to go. After having a conversation with Yukimura at the hospital, Sanada questions his leadership skills, social skills, and fashion skills. In desperation he gets help from the fashionably frivolous Atobe.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,068 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Complete
Count on Me reviews
Centered around the doubles pair, Shishido and Ootori. There will be appearances by the other members of Hyoutei and even some from Seigaku, like the Golden Pair. Just a simple fluff or whatever, about friendship and the meaning of reliability.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,452 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 9/6/2005
When Atobe Met Kabaji reviews
Well, this is just a short fic about when they first met and what started their odd friendship. Nonshounan ai,just simple fluff..if you can call it that.I don't own Prince of Tennis or the characters..And there's my disclaimer.yay.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005