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Joined 07-26-05, id: 863531, Profile Updated: 08-17-15
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, and Thor.

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You have reached the profile page of Schmo and Sushi.

We are three friends spread across the northern United States, connected now only by our faith, our fandoms, and our fics.

Over the course of our 10-year friendship, we have matured in different directions and moved to different geographical locations, but we will always share a love of writing fanfiction.

Our fanfiction journey began in the fall of 2004, when Schmo and Schmurf introduced Sushi to the world of J.R.R. Tolkien - so was born many silly fics that were posted here - and thereafter deleted - many moons ago.

The Funny Farm Chronicles, a Harry Potter fic, began the next winter, followed shortly by A Time For Us, Sea Rat, and Taming the Tides, all Chronicles of Narnia fics.

We are now known mostly for our Narnia fanfiction, written by Sushi, but our fandoms are varied, so explore and enjoy! If you're brave, embark on exciting adventures in our longer fics; otherwise, look around and sample from our many one-shots.

Profile last updated 1/4/2015.

*See general announcements at the foot of the page.*


Schmo

Also known as the one who needs to stop changing her FFN pen name, Kat lives in the western north United States. Her interests are varied, but her longterm love is Middle Earth. She contributed to the first three Funny Farm Chronicles.


Sushi

Also known as ladyar (though that profile has long been inactive), Rachel is the proprietor of all S&S accounts and also the main writer for the profile. She lives in a large Dutch community in the Mitten State, and is a graduate student in history. She is the sole author of all of Schmo and Sushi's Chronicles of Narnia fics, and also contributes largely to the Funny Farm Chronicles.


Schmurf

Also known as the friend without a FF profile, Hannah lives to the west of Lake Michigan. She adores fantasy and historical epics, hanging out with Schmo and Sushi, and being Sushi's dogged penpal. She contributes largely to the Funny Farm Chronicles, and continues to be the inspiration for The Fledgling Year's Hana.


Snoodles

Also known as HaloFin17, Haley lives in Wisconsin. Her moral support and encouragement makes every Schmo and Sushi collaboration possible. Thanks, Haley!


Announcements

*Ongoing as of September 2014: Sushi is now in graduate school, so be advised that updates may be even more sporadic and far between than they have ever been. For those of you who don't know, graduate school is post-baccalaureate work (that is, Master's and PhD level coursework), so the amount and kind of work she is now expected to do is much different and more intensive than it was in high school or college. Like us on Facebook for more up-to-date news.

October 30, 2014: Beta reader wanted! The Fledgling Year is slowly drawing to a close. Sushi would like to massively overhaul the fic when it's finished to clean up any typos, inconsistencies, plot holes, and other mistakes that have resulted from writing the fic over a period of 5 years. If you are willing to help out, shoot us a PM or an email sometime before the fic is finished. Unfortunately, this is a volunteer position since Sushi is technically living below the poverty line, but we are happy to promote you, beta-trade, or otherwise work out some kind of agreement to compensate you for your time. All inquiries welcome, but we prefer native English speakers who have had contact with us in the past (emails, PMs, or reviews).

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Six Men, a Russian, and a Baby by HaloFin17 reviews
The Avengers plus Loki are charged with babysitting Pepper's baby niece. Whose attentions will she prefer, and whose will she scorn? Also featuring Agent Coulson. Pure fun and fluff. Chapter two now posted, featuring Makenna's first birthday. Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Complete
A Villain's Last Resort by HaloFin17 reviews
In which a collection of our favorite villains need a little escape of their own to help them forget about life for a while. The large majority, if not all of them, will be well recognized by most readers. Posted on behalf of my sister, the true author. Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 202 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Out Of Place by rthstewart reviews
The first time Doctor River Song met Polly Plummer
Crossover - Doctor Who & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Polly Plummer - Complete
A 'Friend' by teacupsandcyanide reviews
The Doctor makes a social call on Stormageddon. Sherlock is less than pleased to see him. Teen for minor swearing, nothing else.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5091 - Favs: 11,692 - Follows: 1,366 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Squinting and Freckles by Rowena Stark reviews
Edmund and Lucy give Caspian a lesson in the art of courting. One-shot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edmund Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
A Pick Up Line a Day Keeps Lily Evans Away by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Fate and Faith by Violin Ghost reviews
For a split second, Edmund resents having to die.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
It Is Written by Violin Ghost reviews
Five things that might have been, and one thing that was, in the lives of Caspian Tenth of that name and his lady, the star’s daughter. Very canon, because I believe Suspian should be firmly kept in movieverse.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Caspian X, Ramandu's daughter - Complete
Memory Keeping by Violin Ghost reviews
A Just King slowly writes names on parchment one quiet night, and the Memory Garden is born.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
How To Kill A Narnian Mary Sue by JealousOfTheMoon reviews
SQUEEEE! That's the sound of Marianna Susanna, enemy of all things Canonical and Mary Sue Extraordinaire. She's still trying to get into Narnia--and the result, my friends, is a Suebashing to end all Sues. Ha. You wish.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,401 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 3/20/2007
He Is by mokatster reviews
They all know Aslan differently, but He doesn't change. He always is. Through Him, they discover themselves.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Aslan - Complete
Can You Keep a Secret? by WingedFlight reviews
A simple question that requires much thought to be answered truthfully. One-shot
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Leave Behind Time by bethemoon reviews
But Susan has worked too hard to forget the world that wouldn't have her. Susan, post-PC, pre-LB.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Pursuit by misschosaku reviews
On a dark night, a woman flees from a party, ready to throw herself off a cliff if necessary-if only to escape. One-shot.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
All She Knows of Heaven by Animus Wyrmis reviews
Susan, Narnia, the train wreck and the rings: she never meant to forget. Follows More Dimly in Hell and Every Desperate Retreat.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Every Desperate Retreat by Animus Wyrmis reviews
Peter in England, remembering Narnia and falling in love. Follows More Dimly in Hell.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Joanne's Unexpected Adventure by Mystic Catface reviews
Follow Joanne as she goes on the adventure of a lifetime, clinging onto broomsticks for dear life, giving Draco something to think about and generally causing as much havoc as is humanly possible. Spoof of sorts but nobody knows where it's going to end up
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,015 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 1/5/2005
Out From the Shadow Lands by Cirolane reviews
“The morning was grey. When she looked out the window, it looked as if someone had forgotten to put the colour on this day.” After the death of her family, Susan tries to cope. ::Complete::
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,729 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Back to School by Tamm reviews
Lucy returns to school after returning from Narnia. People start to notice that she is different... Even a certain professor named Polly notices.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Lucy Pevensie, Polly Plummer - Complete
The Product of a Fever by Ultra-Geek reviews
Edmund is bruised and amused, Peter is sick and guilty, and everyone else just tries to stay out of their way. Shortish story drabble.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
What's In a Kiss by ronniekins77 reviews
He always leaves her with a kiss. Peter/Susan, non-incestuous.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,400 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Susan Pevensie, Peter Pevensie
Once a King by Alydia Rackham reviews
Mr Pevensie, a recent war veteran, lectures Peter about getting into fights. But what he then realizes about his son both troubles and amazes him.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Why Narnia Is Not Ruled By Republicans by lucymonster reviews
VoDT. There are many things Caspian and Eustace do not see eye to eye on. Politics is one of them.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Caspian X, Eustace Scrubb - Complete
Beautiful by XxxHandsOnMexxX reviews
Caspian gives Lucy the best birthday present ever. Lucy/Caspian fluff. Oneshot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
What Kind Are You? by Dearheart reviews
Are you an Edmund, a Jill, a Eustace? Maybe a Trumpkin or a Trufflehunter? One of the dwarves who refused to be “taken in”? You could be one. You could be more than one, or a little bit of everything. Each of us has a different story.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
An Unusual Sort of Adventure by Livily reviews
Edmund had forgotten how much he hated going to the dentist. Now, he is painfully reminded.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
A Mermaiden by Wulfclan reviews
A mermaiden dances on the coronation day. Drabble, one hundred words total.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Susan's Song by Lara86 reviews
Susan is angry with Aslan. A one-shot about Susan's demise.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Aslan, Susan Pevensie - Complete
To Die a Noble Death by Lucy Pryde reviews
Edmund ponders his death during the five seconds before the train impacts. Set in the last battle, this is a very short, very Edmund one-shot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Gone With the Wind Novel Timeline by PrincessAlica reviews
I had composed a timeline of datable events during the story of Gone With the Wind. I would love for everyone to take the time to check it out, and if it needs corrected or tweaked, I added a who's who as the second chapter. Love feedback on it too.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Eyes As Bright As Yours by Synesthetic Glam reviews
Six ways the Dawn Treader can break hearts. LucyxCaspian. Complete.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Lucy Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Remember Tomorrow by Argenteus Draco reviews
The scars of battle leave a lasting imprint on Seamus Finnigan.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Seamus F. - Complete
sealed in wax by arabesque05 reviews
Five things Elizabeth Bennet never wrote Fitzwilliam Darcy. Not quite love letters, but he reads them as such anyway. Of Crayola and Tigger and sawing off testicles. [p&p]
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
At Prayer by Katako-Chan reviews
The sequel to At Night. Less dark, and a lot more hopeful.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Of Changes and Tea by something-like-love reviews
She thought it was stupid, no matter how much her mother wanted to believe that sitting down for a cuppa and chat would make the world's problems dissapear. [drabble] [Tonks's POV]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Andromeda T., N. Tonks - Complete
Ron and Hermione: A through Z by ronandmion4ever reviews
One drabble for every letter of the alphabet, featuring our favorite ship, Ron and Hermione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sonnet: Legolas by HaloFin17 reviews
The purely nonsensical product of my sixteen year old mind, written back in my Sophomore year Creative Writing Class. Hope you're amused, enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Legolas - Complete
A Little Help by The Hooded Menace reviews
Escaping the wrath of Filch, Fred and George run into the girl's lavatory and meet someone unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2007 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
Don't Do Anything You'll Regret in Ten Years by muffin Lady 0o reviews
He had to see it again. Without a glimpse of it, he would surely die, or at least be sent to the Hospital Wing for passing out with lovestruck desire. Any second now, he was going to keel over dead. The Tragic End of James Edward Potter, God rest his soul
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Fairy Necklace by fairjennet reviews
This was written long ago for Miss. Cam's badfic challenge. It's terrible on purpose. Cringe in horror as Legolas falls for the sue! Flinch in disgust as Elrond lusts after his reincarnated wife! Don't say I didn't warn you. Finally finished!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,070 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Complete
The Love Letter Part Two by rachlan reviews
This is a love letter from a Creator to His daughter. Please read and review!
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
Redemption by Miss Pookamonga reviews
A poem I was inspired to write today. Contains an Easter theme of redemption very much like the Prodigal Son. Confusing, but I hope you will be curious enough to read and review.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Test of Faith by SqueakyTheDuck reviews
Songfic. Set to Voice of Truth by Casting Crowns. Please R&R
Bible - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
The Many Lives or Deaths of Harry Potter by X'andirth reviews
All the ways that Harry Potter can die. Rated for excessive death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Friend of Narnia by Riley Alicia reviews
Susan is no longer a friend of Narnia. It was a game, a game they played as children.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Susan Pevensie
Snow by Capegio reviews
The king's trumpeter has lost his breath. Ficlet.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
The death of the Seven by Sirenwriter reviews
Songfic, slightly AU. In the Last Battle, Lucy's roomate came along fon the train ride, what she saw and what she did and how she felt when everyone else died.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Queen of the Day by Avia Tantella Scott reviews
For Will Scarlett, this Christmas was different. This year, he was hanging all of his hopes on one little question... Christmasy oneshot.
Robin Hood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
Alienation by CorvidaeTigris reviews
Set towards the beginning of Prince Caspian onward: At nine years old, Lucy begins to recall thoughts, feelings, and actions from when she was in her twenties and reigning Queen in Narnia.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
The Ancient Art of Mary Sue: POTC by Nerds United reviews
Inspired by Lady Lolabert. This is the guide to writing a Mary Sue. It is an ancient art, as previously stated. Enjoy. Please read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
King Peter Goes to Gym Class by BRN reviews
Peter continues to adjust to life as a school boy in an English boarding school. Please Review!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
I Have To Go by aspirer reviews
Bookverse, or AU. Not Movieverse. Picture Lucy a little older . Lucian fic set at the end of 'Voyage of the Dawn Treader'. Lucy visits Caspian to say goodbye. Rated T just for safety.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Lucy Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Duty by viennacantabile reviews
The naming of the Dawn Treader and its consequences, as seen by King Caspian the Tenth. Oneshot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Caspian X, Reepicheep - Complete
Connemara by Crookshanks22 reviews
A spare sketch of Seamus Finnigan's mother and his hardscrabble home life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Seamus F. - Complete
Sincerely Yours by West Trekker reviews
The Valar would like to address the Mary Sues!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
War Is Kind by DearAdele reviews
Oneshot, based on the poem by Stephen Crane. During the climax of the war, a day which could very well be her last, Ginny struggles with the concepts of helplessness and the fairness of war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Ginny W. - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
The Mary Sues by The Silver Feathered Raven reviews
OneShot about three girls who go to get jobs as characters in a fan fiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Complete
The Hogwarts sorting hat Song by The morrigan three reviews
This is a 'different' version of the Hogwarts Sorting Hat Song, maybe this is what it REALLY feels like saying to everyone?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Complete
The Frustrating Adventures of Marie Suse by Anamnesis Redivivus reviews
MarieSuse, the sister of MarySue, has fallen into ME. Too bad she isn’t having the same luck as her perfect sister. No slash. Indirect MarySue bashing. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
Harry Potter Whose Line is it Anyways? by Galactic Hitchhiker Michelle reviews
*COMPLETED* (Sorry bout the wait!) Hosted by Seamus Finnigan! The performers include: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, and Michelle!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2002 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Complete
A Moment in Time by jenolas reviews
The news that Legolas has joined the Quest evokes the memory of a special time in Thranduil's life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Complete
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The Fledgling Year reviews
Cor's mission is to explore Archenland and learn about his people. Aravis's mission is to find him a suitable bride. Their only obstacles? Each other. And, of course, the occasional rogue dragon. [Aravis/Cor. Canon compliant.]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 431,002 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 1/9/2010 - [Aravis, Shasta/Cor] Corin
First Impressions reviews
Young Thor is introduced to the new prince - and doesn't quite know what to think. Oneshot. Written in honor of HaloFin17. Brotherfluff.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Funny Farm and the Order of the Phoenix reviews
Sequel, FF & GOBLET OF FIRE. If the Funny Farm thought 4th year was rough, they ain't seen nothin yet! 2 weeks in Ireland, some Happy News, that Umbridge woman, and Rachel finding her Irish pride. And what about that nasty Voldemort? DeanOC, SeamusOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 64,401 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Seamus F., Dean T.
Between the Worlds reviews
Complete! Digory and Polly, in an effort to return to Narnia, end up getting more fantastical worlds than they bargained for. Bookverse ficlet with a sprinkling of other fandoms. Digory/Polly friendship fluff. NFE 2010 entry.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,612 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Digory Kirke, Polly Plummer - Complete
Blackberry Wine reviews
Prince Corin's life is a hot summer evening. Queen Lucy is his blackberry wine. Corin/Lucy. Oneshot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Corin, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Rain reviews
Cor doesn't like the rain, at first. Drabble. Slight Cor/Aravis fluff.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Shasta/Cor, Aravis - Complete
Taming the Tides reviews
COMPLETE. Sequel to SEA RAT. What started out for Narnia as a simple preventive campaign against rebel Galma has now become full-fledged war. Alliances, independence, and lives hang in the balance, and all involved must band together or be destroyed.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 116,275 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
The Funny Farm and the Prisoner of Azkaban reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel, FUNNY FARM & THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. The Funny Farm is back for their 3rd year! Dean and Rachel are going out, but Hannah and Seamus aren't happy about it. And someone's after Harry! What are they going to do? DeanOC, implied SeamusOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,005 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Of Monarchs and Men reviews
Four young rulers take a break from palace business and discuss their plans for the future. One-shot, Pevensie sibling fluff. Complete.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Persuaded reviews
Aravis, in a moment of homesickness, is reminded just why she's decided to stay in Archenland. One-shot. Cor/Aravis fluff.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Aravis, Shasta/Cor - Complete
Sea Rat reviews
Complete! Enna ran away from home to escape a past she'd rather forget, and when she's found aboard a ship bound for Narnia, she expects death from its High King. But first Peter's determined to find out what exactly is going on! Pre H&HB. PeterOC.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 105,971 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
The Funny Farm and the Goblet of Fire reviews
LOOK! IT'S COMPLETE! Sequel, FF & PRISONER OF AZKABAN. The Funny Farm is back for 4th year! But with foreign schools, a nationally recognized Tournament taking place, and all the raging hormones, will they find that it's too much to handle? DeanOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,346 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
A Time For Us reviews
Complete! What happens when a young woman throws her lyre at the king of Narnia? Arrania of Archenland is about to find out, and it's not at all what she expected. Edmund OC. Post H&HB. Rated T for suspense, nonsense humor, and Pevensies goofing off.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,539 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Afraid of the Dark reviews
One of the promised 'A Time For Us' oneshots. It's recommended you read that one first! Ed's a boy again, and it's hard for him to bear alone. EdOC.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The Funny Farm and the Chamber of Secrets reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel, FF & THE SORCERER'S STONE. The Funny Farm returns to Hogwarts for 2nd year, but unexpected unrest and danger awaits them! With the heir of Slytherin on the hunt for Muggleborns, it's only a matter of time...no romance yet!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,212 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
The Funny Farm and the Sorcerer's Stone reviews
DONE! It all began when 6 American Muggleborns get their Hogwarts letters. Be there through all their heartache and joy, love and enmity, as they complete their first year at wizarding school... no romance yet !
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,867 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
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