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" DON'T LET FEAR GET IN THE WAY OF THINGS YOU WANT TO DO."

"IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED TRY TRY AGAIN''

"IFYOU DON'T GOT THE KEY YOU DON'T GOT THE CAR''

" YOU CAN'T JUDGE A BOOK BY IT' COVER"

Age:15 &13
Eye color: green & blue
hair color: Blonde & light brown
skin color: peaches n' cream
fav books: Harry Potter,the ArtemisFowl seiries, and The Chronicals of Narnia

Hobies: reading, acting, figure skating, hanging out with friends, writing, horse- back riding, and watching T.V.
Fav singers: Avril Lavgien, Hilary Duff,and Nicole Nordeman

Things that I dislike but am forced to do:Homework, sweeping, baby-sitting kids that I don't like, and homework.

PARINGS THAT i CAN'T STAND:Artemis and Juliet, Holly and Foaly, Artemis and Foaly,Fleur and Bill, Ron and Lavender, Holly and Root, Trouble and Lilli, Holly and Grub,and CHIX AND HOLLY!

PARINGS I LIKE: Lilli and Chix, Holly and Trouble, Sool and...Um let me think...?...Iguess wait no thats just wrong!...Lets just face it Sool belongs to nobody Wait no let me rephrase that no girl belongs to Sool, That Pig!. Foaly?... Foaly's a loner too! Ah lets see? Ron and Hermione and Harry and Ginny!. That is all with the pairings!.

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Goodbyes by refloc reviews
It was a chaste kiss. It was a quiet kiss. It was an undemanding kiss, but it brought Holly's whole world tumbling down over her head. random oneshot AH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Cooking with Artemis and Holly! by HitnRunHeretic reviews
WARNING! NO LONGER UPDATING FOREVER! STOP ASKING! What happens when Holly talks Artemis into doing a cooking show with her? Well with Holly's violent quirks and Artemis sucky cooking skills...you do the math!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Charity Case by shadowgirlVG reviews
Artemis Fowl isn't one to seek out friends but if taking on one charity student will get everyone off his case he might just make an exception. But this boy isn't what he seems.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,263 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 5/15/2005
Consequences of Nightmares by foreverforgetful reviews
Holly is haunted by a recurring nightmare about Root's death. What will finally make them stop? HollyRoot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,152 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Holly S., Julius R. - Complete
Now or Never by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
When human and fairy admit love For one another, Then, and only then, will the Destroyer stop destroying, Then will the spell be broken, And few will remember what has transpired.” AH, rating for some violence
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,559 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Ordinary Boy in his dreams by Madam Ko reviews
Artemis is going to a new school. On his first day he dicovers his greatest mystery of all. GIRLS! But what happens when someone abducts his parents? It is up to him and maybe his girlfriend to get them back.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,652 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Artemis F.
Blood Sonata by Stradivari reviews
A strange teaser. Stranger still, is its simplicity. Yet the most dangerous & exotic factor is far from clear...are far from singular. Post TLCspoilers. Nominated for Best Wip & Best OC. [Not the Squel!]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Artemis F.
Crosswords by Sicy.Streetlight reviews
Your average piece of pointlessness, I guess. Writer's block, mostly. Rating for fluffish nonsense. Twoshot, concrit appreciated!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Broken Wings by Kitsune Demon of Darkness reviews
By Kurai Tasogare. RobRae. This is a followup of 'Twilight'
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Twilight by Kitsune Demon of Darkness reviews
Written by Kurai Tasogare. Sort of captures Ravens view on life when it comes to the Evil's Fire Prophecy, Read and enjoy this dark sentiment, my friends.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/25/2006
The Yetty Incident by DarkenedUnderworld reviews
Artemis is in deep water yet again, as he angers the new fairy commander of the LEP, Sool. But maybe it's not too bad as he inlists the help of former captain of the LEPrecon unit, Holly Short and a very unlikely friend by the name of Yetty. This
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,037 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Various Methods of Antagonization by refloc reviews
In which various people antagonize Julius in various way for various reasons with various degrees of success. Pretty funny, usually light, and I think everyone will enjoy it. Um, I forgot about the swearing from dearest Julius. I just changed the rating,
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,391 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Julius R.
The Flame of the Gods by refloc reviews
Valerie killed him in one clean shot, and slipped away without setting off the alarm. That was excellence. REAL excellence. Madam Ko
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,064 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Complete
Angel In A Lime Green Jumpsuit by Earthborne reviews
After a few years of inactivity from Artemis Fowl, Root's paranoia gets the better of him. So he sends Holly for a bit of an interrogation, which, as we all know, never ends in the way they plan. Artemis X Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Love Below by moxearlee reviews
Cupid Valentino, the love fairy, has cast a spell on Artemis. Kiss a girl in seven days, or die. With no way to stop Cupid, it looks like Artemis only has one choice... But he's Artemis Fowl, how hard could it be? Yeah...you're right, he's doomed.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,131 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Artemis F.
Why can't anyone shut doors ? by marz0 reviews
Artemis could have shut the door, but he didn't! [!sigh! kids nowadays!] So what are the consequences of his actions?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl The Mistake by TheBlackCoyote reviews
What do the LEP do when they realise mindwiping Artemis was a mistake?Recomened for swearing and child crulety.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,283 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
The Fae Fortune by TheHouseKey reviews
A girl at St. Bartleby's! Preposterous! But she's there, and she seems to be part of an elaborate and strange bloodline...That's somehow connected to the Fowls'. Before Opal Deception Rated just to be safe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Artemis F.
The Fight for Holly's heart Literally by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
Artemis and Trouble have a little heart to heart conversation over who they think should date Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Artemis F., Trouble K. - Complete
School Project by Jamie Love reviews
When chosen by three girls to be the subject of a research project, Artemis finds there is more to life then books, suits and computers. AFOC AFHS. Please R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Weeping Assassin by The Humble Mosquito reviews
If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I'd have the guts to choose my friend. Holly has a dilema: her job or the life of an old friend.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Holly S. - Complete
Butler In Love by Jamie Love reviews
This was a challenge on the AF Forum. Yaoi, extremely stupid. One shot. Rated for mental image of Butler dancing to and singing Dont Cha By the Pussycat Dolls.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Butler - Complete
Prisoner of Your Own Home by alpha aquarii reviews
Oh no... Holly's being asked to house Chix Verbil! How will she survive? COMPLETED!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
His Son's Father by The White Lily reviews
[AF] A magical object of devastating power is missing. Who could the LEP possibly blame? And when the fairies make a mistake that costs Artemis his freedom, who can they turn to for help? More importantly, will he be able to provide it? Winner of 5 Orions
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,254 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Artemis F. Senior, Artemis F. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: People Stuck In A Box by Ph33r the island ona reviews
What might happen if you put some of the Artemis Fowl characters in a box, and wait for them to explode. My first fanfic. Totally pointless organized randomness. You have been warned.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,380 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 7/15/2005
Place Whitty Title Here by stripdancinglemons reviews
Captain Holly Short and Artemis Fowl are trapped in a janintors closet. what could possibly happen? WARNING: May contain coarse language etc.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005
Dont mess with meI kill chickens by DraftLikeJack reviews
This is a prody about Ginny Weasley and even some...let's say...surprise characters. Find out what happens when Ginny strays into the restroom hearinga weird voice. review and constructive critisisms plz!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Ginny W., Voldemort
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Walking On Water by white velocity reviews
What he thought would never happen. The impossible. Could Artemis Fowl have met his match? (in more than one way) reviews and critiques welcome.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2004 - Published: 3/2/2004
Idiot Savant by Nyghtvision reviews
Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/19/2004
The Love I Never Loved by LadyKaresse reviews
Ginny Weasley was taken by the Dark Lord and has borne his child. Draco Malfoy has been kept in an ageless sleep due to a prophecy that has been written in the stars. What will the Dark Lord do when the child proves to be more like him then he expected?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Ginny W., Voldemort
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