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Joined 07-26-05, id: 863684

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I'm working on some stories right now, but they're all awful. cries I'd be embarrassed to post them. Mostly I'm working in the Harry Potter and - multiple - Tolkien fandoms, but until I get down to some hardcore editing noone here's going to see them. In fact, to be reading this you must be bored out of your mind. Go away, shoo.

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An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14353 - Favs: 9,484 - Follows: 9,164 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Unexpected Awakening by Rhiw reviews
AU. The life of General Kenobi is cut short at the hands of his Padawan, but the sight that greets his eyes upon awakening is not that of blinding light of the Force, but the Jedi Temple he knew when he was still a youth. Slow updates - no joke.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,845 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 2921 - Favs: 3,804 - Follows: 2,888 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8454 - Favs: 10,044 - Follows: 7,554 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Fleur Delacour's Year of Living Dangerously by Femme Teriyaki reviews
The Life, Times, Loves, and Lusts of Fleur Delacour via her private diary. After being Americanized, Mugglefied, & seduced by MTV, can Fleur ever get back to normal? No... but it'll be fun watching her try...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 168,923 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
A Logical Progression by The Girl from Shangri-La reviews
A series of snippets from Spock's childhood, from the perspectives of his parents.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Sarek, Spock - Complete
A Match made in Hell by Ri2 reviews
The Keybearers have been forcefully invited to the event of the year: Maleficent's wedding. Yes, you heard me. And you'll NEVER believe who the groom is... Pt. 3 of the epilogue is up. All done. Let's celebrate
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 625,226 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
Just a Cold by Aelaer reviews
Complete. Another day in Minas Tirith and the King does not feel too well. He has never let a little cold stop him before, though.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,035 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3485 - Favs: 5,448 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 4,155 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Grandpa Dursley and the Schooling of Harry Potter by Deep Red reviews
Vernon's father was never what you'd call an ordinary muggle, so what happens when he moves in with his son only a few months before Voldemort’s defeat on Halloween? And just what does the exmilitary man think of all this hocuspocus and the tabby cat
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 4/25/2004
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 3900 - Favs: 4,182 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Knight of Flowers by Zachere reviews
[Goofy x Aerith]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Goofy, Aerith G. - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4307 - Favs: 6,236 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9510 - Favs: 12,105 - Follows: 3,457 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 214 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
The Interdimensional Book Club by Igorina reviews
The fic nobody's been waiting for. A bizarre GOHPDiscworld crossover in which Aziraphale, The Librarian, and Hermione Granger have formed the multiverse's first transdimensional book society.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
The Sacred And The Profane by afrai reviews
Somewhere else the happy ending was different.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,864 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Complete
Blood, Torture, and Witty Comebacks by S. Thanatos reviews
Our favorite Dark Lord gets his hands on Harry over the summer holidays. He plans to use Harry for nefarious purposes, but before that can happen, Harry must be 'conditioned'. Voldemort enlists his top-ranking Death Eaters to do the job... guess who's one
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,834 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 2/12/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Stranger to Friends by Encaitarince reviews
Harry Potter discovers a way to defeat Voldemort, but in order to do so he must leave his friends behind and embark on a quest that will lead him to a world not his own. Please RR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,354 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Harry P., James P.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 6,192 - Follows: 388 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Too Easy by kingmaker reviews
2005 Mithril Award Winner: Best Humour or Parody! A vast menace of despair... Why the Movieverse Witch King flew away before killing Gandalf, among other things, during the Battle of the Pelennor Fields.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Complete
Draco's true redemption by newtypeshadow reviews
Draco receives an essay and the first five Harry Potter books, and comes to the conclusion that he must be redeemed. His own way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Draco M. - Complete
To Err Is Human by ImaginaryFriendless reviews
The Boy-Who-Lived is thrown back into the "loving" arms of the Dursleys the summer after fifth year. Harry has a lot of thinking to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,202 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Harry P.
Sometimes Luna plays with ghosts by newtypeshadow reviews
Sometimes Luna plays with ghosts. They don't call her Loony. A doubledrabble 200 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Luna L., Albus D. - Complete
Walking in Legend by Jen Littlebottom reviews
The world has changed... The One Ring was destroyed at the end of the Last Alliance, but not all is well with the Third Age. Rohan and Gondor at war, Aragorn as King of Arthedain, and much more. Plus Faramir, Eowyn, Eomer, Halbarad, Denethor, and more
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,081 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/30/2004 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Faramir, Eowyn
The Rite of the Cobra by Sylvester reviews
The forgotten gods of Egypt require a task of 29-year old Chudley Cannons seeker Harry Potter. The weight of the world is upon his shoulders, and he finds himself the Savior once again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,120 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Legolas Story by Erestor reviews
The touching story of Legolas's traumatic life... no, actually... a touching PARODY of Legolas's traumatic life. There are enough people out there lauding his every move.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Legolas - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Blue Mushrooms for All! by Jen Littlebottom reviews
Insanity, sadly, is not a genre, so humor will have to do. Legolas/Varda, in Valinor, with guest appearences by various Elves, Dwarves, Hobbits and Gods. Strange humour and british spellings ahoy!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/9/2003
For the Weary by drama-princess reviews
“I have seen death, Potter. It can destroy you. Tear apart your entire life. And you act as though you and your little friends are immune to it.” After Sinistra’s death, Snape finds surviving is sometimes that hardest thing of all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Severus S.
Slytherin's Gift by Angie Astravic reviews
Harry meets Salazar, Draco meets Godric, major irony (think Pet Shop Boys/Peeved!Patrician) ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Reflections in the Dark by Thundera Tiger reviews
A terrible accident leaves Gimli alone, trapped, and injured. These are the thoughts of a dying dwarf while he struggles to hold off the end. Short, sweet, and simple, with cameos by Legolas and Bergil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/15/2002 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
A Book By Its Cover by KarmaLeafbarer reviews
A new citizen arrives in Neopia and finds herself tangled up with someone she never expected and who Neopia in general would not approve of...
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 115,671 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2002 - Published: 1/16/2002
Interwoven: The Seamstress and the Lovable Stray by Katinka31 reviews
Britain's last Weaver struggles to finish her first Invisibility Cloak during the year of the Triwizard Tournament. Along the way, she happens to befriend a certain canine that's been lolling about Hogsmeade. (UPDATED JUNE 2004)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,481 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/6/2002 - Published: 4/10/2002 - Sirius B.
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth by Mouse reviews
From Nerdanel to Arwen, they're all there: the Halls of Mandos Sewing Circle. And they've got a few opinions on the actions of their male counterparts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/20/2002
Parental Consent by Honesty reviews
A pair of star-crossed lovers broach the vexed question of parental consent. L/G slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,486 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2002 - Published: 3/30/2002 - Gimli, Legolas
The Squib and The Death Eaters by Ozma reviews
COMPLETE. Snape learns that some experiments should not be conducted. Filch learns that his power has a price. (Rating changed to PG-13, because of torture and mature themes.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,131 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2002 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Argus F., Severus S. - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 191 - Published: 1/8/2002
Dream On by morrigan reviews
A very strange sweet-and sour little fairytale.You won't know what it's about at first.BTW I meant "strange even by my standards!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2000