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Author has written 10 stories for Danny Phantom, Invader Zim, Naruto, Sherlock, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.
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"We don’t need a bed, beds are for wimps."
And Now For Some Fun Stuff!
When Sasuke calls Naruto usuratonkachi it can be translated to "total dumbass", "screw-up", "my lovemuffin" or "Naruto, you know that the only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor"
If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile
Teme for Seme: the original ass pounder!
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You Know You're A Yaoi Fangirl When...
6) you feel like squeeing everytime someone says the word "faggot" or "gay"
5) you've seen Brokeback Mountain
4) you laugh at gay humor
3) you're turned on by those two hot guys kissing in Hot Topic
2) You nod your head and smile at each one of these
and number one reason you know you're a fangirl!...
1) everytime you see a bottle of lube you giggle
SIX PAIRINGS I LIKE :
THREE SHIPS I'VE ABANDONED:
THREE SHIPS I'VE NEVER LIKED:
TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST:
1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?
2. Who do you know that ships #13?
3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
4. What is your favorite moment for #1?
5. How long have you been following couple #6?
6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring?
7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 or #4?
8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
9. What interests you about #14?
10. When did you stop liking #7?
11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the series?
12. What's a song that reminds you of #5?
13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
14. Which do you dislike the most?
15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
Zim: I shall rule the world! Mwuhahahahaha!
Vlad: No, I shall rule the world!
Dib: We’re in love with idiots.
16. Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.
#1 kissed! Sasunaru forever!
17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?
18. What would make you start shipping #14?
19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer--#2 or #6?
20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
Sasuke kills Sakura for being an annoying bitch and sweeps Naru off his feet and into the sunset where they have frequent sex.
00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Naruto characters:
01.)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Shika/Iruka? No, but anything’s possible. There’s freakin Orochi/Kiba ones out there, so if that can happen anything can!
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Gaara can’t have babies. And I don’t think he’d allow Itachi to be the seme in that relationship. Come to think of it, Itachi wouldn’t allow Gaara to be seme either so…the whole thing would fall apart.
Well, he’s certainly in a lot of fics, but I’ve never read any centered around him.
Kaka/Shika? I don’t think so. But hey, who am I to judge?
06.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
O..M…G…I don’t even want to think about it! AH! The images! The images!
Hinata would blush a lot before finally fainting. But the secret yaoi fan within her would take mental pictures! Itachi and Kakashi are HOT!
Not a fan of that pairing though so don’t get me wrong.
Neji/Kankuro: Neji’s heart is troubled. Can he choose between the two sand brothers he so loves? (choose Gaara, Neji!!)
Definitely! I love Gaara/Naru!
Itachi/Hinata: And We All Fall Down
My God. The possibilities!! Hot, mad yaoi sex! WHOO!! OMG!! I LOVE—MMPH!!
Sorry, she gets a little crazy. Now a plot I’d use (in fact I’m writing it write now) is where Sasuke goes crazy and mentally unstable. In his state he realizes his undying love obsession with Naruto and screws the heck outta him!
Who likes yuri anyway?
13.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Well…I think my sister likes Neji/TenTen.
14.)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not that I know of.
Kakashi/Sasuke definetly, but Jiriaya? That’s going a little too far.
Oh god, this is gonna be fun. Here it goes!
Kankuro: “CROW! AH! Crow!”
Puppet grins insanely.
The Bird and the Worm (I love this song!)
Warning: Sadistic psychos and lazy participants who refuse to cum.
Hey baby, this puppet isn’t ONLY for fighting. (wink, wink)
Shadow Possession Jutsu. Nuff said.
Iruka/Rock Lee Never in a million years.
Neji cuz…he’s the guy? How would a girl top a guy with no penis?
24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.
Naruto and Rock Lee are in a happy relationship until Rock Lee suddenly runs off with Sasuke. Naruto, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Iruka and a brief unhappy affair with Itachi, then follows the wise advice of Jiriaya and finds true love with Neji.
And Around We Go would be the title and I think Jelp should write it because she’s totally awesome! Either her or michelene. Michelene can make ANYTHING work, her writing is so amazing!
Hinata and Gaara? Well…I guess if it was canon it’d be cute and all since she’s always so shy and Gaara’s so scary.
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Kudos to the Yaoi Rebellion! We shall soon rule teh world! (from Master of Rebels)
SPECIAL NOTE!! (gotten from R.G. Waffles because her words are too true)
The one thing I will never ever tolerate is when an author neglects his or her duties as an author and does not update a story without reason.
A simple warning of "Hiatus". And a simple, well-explained reason.
But when an author doesn't update because he or she lost interest?!
That person is not an author.
That person has no right to call him or herself an author.
Of the many things I hate in this world, phonies are at the top of the list.
And remember duckies, smut is better with sexy boys!
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