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Author has written 71 stories for Ninja Turtles.

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Well poo-- I can't have my piccie with the one and only Rob Paulsen up any longer???? That's terrible, I was PROUD of that piccie. Anyway, that's my cat, Claude. He is NOT a fan of TMNT, nor is he involved in any capacity of same.

Otherwise, I'm still kicking around, trying to acclimatize myself to the newest TMNT vision-- but 2k3 will ALWAYS be my favorite.

Thanks for giving me a look-see.

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April's Diary by Connie Nervegas reviews
April writes about her daily experiences as a grown woman hanging around with four teenage ninjas. The only place where she can vent openly when they get on her nerves and about what she really thinks of them.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 104 - Words: 286,321 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 7/3/2010 - April O'Neil
We Be Up in the Club Like by Connie Nervegas reviews
The boys and April go to a "mutant friendly" nightclub. But just how friendly...? (resurrected from the ancient unfinished works of Connie Nervegas)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18 - Leonardo - Complete
In Another's Shoes by Splinter reviews
Mike's the leader? Raph's the engineer? Don's the rebel? Leo's the goof off? What was Splinter thinking? He's thinking he needs some comic relief at his sons' expense. Besides, it's all in the name of learning. Some bad language. Reader beware.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,939 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/26/2005
No Place to Call Home by Machias Banshee reviews
After tempers have flared, Raphael finds himself without a home and with a whole new slew of problems. He gains a deeper understanding of himself as he struggles to survive alone. Would he ever make peace with his family, or would the consequences of prior actions prevent him from even getting the chance? Complete.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,159 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 5/4/2002 - Raphael - Complete
Ninjamanji by Donnie-o reviews
Without realizing it, Master Splinter sends the young turtles age 12 on a journey that would require them to either learn to work together, or never make it back alive, when they discover a game calling them by the sound of a drumbeat...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,286 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael
Why Did the Chicken? by pacphys reviews
Turtle tots enjoying or tolerating a little free time.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
No, just No by Splinter reviews
Mike has the craziest ideas when he can't sleep
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Confessions of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
Splinter would gladly give up an entire afternoon's worth of confessions of his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for just a few seconds of open talk with one particular son. Drabble. Turtle Tots.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Splinter, Raphael - Complete
Let's Build a Garage! by Sarge Abernathy reviews
Donatello has finally gotten his wish to build a garage, but can he convince his brothers to help him?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Donatello
Impending Doom by Sanru reviews
"Oh alright, I was feeling suicidal today anyways."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Reality Check by vacant houses reviews
Crack. A tribute to some of those most annoying fanon characterisations.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Michelangelo, Foot Ninja - Complete
Genius Competition by Splinter reviews
Don learns that television can inspire even a genius like him.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
In Winter, when Your Home is Chilly by Goddess of Idun reviews
The Lair is usually an amazing, awesome and spectacular place to live, but there's one problem - it's cold in the winter. Nominated for MOST ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF THE TMNT in the Stealthy Stories TMNT fanfiction competition 2011.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Complete
RAPHAEL: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Goddess of Idun reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a RAPHAEL! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Raphael - Complete
LEONARDO: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Goddess of Idun reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a LEONARDO! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Leonardo - Complete
Sceptres and Strategies by DeeMG reviews
Trapped in a time of bubonic plague and bandits, the Turtles struggle to keep an entire town safe - and find a way back to their own time and place. Sequel to The Arena. Mirage-verse
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,254 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Changed by JoyJoy101 reviews
It all started out like any other day … until Leo collapses and suffers a seizure and a stroke. In the passing of a few minutes, their lives will be changed forever. They have faced many challenges in their lives but will this prove to be too much?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,190 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
Dark Super Ninja Turtles by Linzerj reviews
Because there are too few stories about Super Turtles and Dark Turtles. Post-Turtles Forever. Mikey just loves to play around with the portal stick, but a blast back to the future and bonding with dark bros makes him want to visit a 'super' dimension...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,813 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Dark Turtles, Super Turtles
Can We Keep Her? by pacphys reviews
What really happened when the turtles rescued a mugging victim.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Complete
Ladie's Man by harry-ron-hermione-fan-101 reviews
Mikey voices an observation about Donny.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
The Shredder's Need for Revenge by Linzerj reviews
Oneshot. After the events of Turtles Forever, the Utrom Shredder, who miraculously survived, learns about the real world, and about Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird, who created TMNT. Angry with the creators, Shredder goes to the real world to seek revenge..
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Shredder - Complete
TMNT Snow Wars by Linzerj reviews
It all started as a simple trip to the snowy park...and grew to a full-on snow war! Winner of the Best Happy Ending in the 2011 TMNT Fanfiction awards!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
So Why Don't You Like It? by pacphys reviews
Donatello and Casey Jones chat.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Donatello, Casey Jones - Complete
Battle of the Bowl by notawordsmith reviews
Leo is in the fight of his life, and is uncertain of success. Can he win? If not him then who? Leo's POV. My first Stealthy Stories Challange -One Shot-
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Consider It Poked by Buttshujinsama reviews
Raph gets a song stuck in his head, and he can't get it out. Will he ever live it down?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Raphael - Complete
Dallas by Mindy Mousie reviews
Technology strike. Revenge on three brothers. 2010 TMNT Awards: Honorable mention, Best Comedy.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Donatello - Complete
It Wasn't Me! by Reinbeauchaser reviews
If your best friend jumps off a bridge, would you? Only if not doing so will get you killed. A lesson in unity for one hapless, innocent turtle.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Raphael, Michelangelo
Farm Animals by Connie Nervegas reviews
Leo and Raph decompress on Casey's farm.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Itch by Reinbeauchaser reviews
Splinter has a problem.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Leonardo, April O'Neil
Just a Scratch by Buttshujinsama reviews
SHORT oneshot featuring Raph angsting and Don being awesome.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Time to Himself by pacphys reviews
Master Splinter has a little time to himself.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Splinter - Complete
When the Turtles are out, the Rat will play by zenonaa reviews
Splinter's in the lair. Alone. Just what does he do when his sons are out?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Splinter, Karai - Complete
A Day With My Brother by Sapphire93 reviews
Raph plans on spending the entire day by himself. But his little brother decides that he wants to play with his older brother today. Raph has a hard time saying no and gets stuck in playing a lot of different games. R&R please. One-Shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
The Root Of All Evil by paintupurple reviews
The turtles face off against their most challenging enemy yet. In their minds, anyway. But the quest for perfect waffles was never an easy one.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
Mikey's Morning by O Spastic One reviews
ONESHOT. Something completely random I thought of one day while in the kitchen. Please R&R!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
Not Forks by Laughter's Tears reviews
April is just moving into the Lair after the Mouser incident. Already her new hosts are wearing on her sanity. Will she be able to get them to stop fighting amongst themselves? Or will she become part of the problem?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010 - April O'Neil - Complete
Orange, Red by AlyssaFelixa reviews
Anonymous turtles reflect on their brothers... Non-slash drabble
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010
The Turtle in His Natural Habitat by Connie Nervegas reviews
This is a videoblog transcript kept by Mike documenting the everyday drama in the family. Raph and Leo fight over something stupid, Mike thinks the lair is haunted and Don bores 150 Foot Clansmen into submission. T for language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
A Stupid Question by Polaris'05 reviews
THIS one oughtta be good… THIS one he HAD to hear. Leo shook his head and sighed, looking at Mikey. "Mikey, this may be a stupid question," he said cautiously. "But, what exactly have you been DOING?" Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
Staying Gold by RenaRoo reviews
Short free verse: a conversation between Michelangelo and Splinter
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Michelangelo, Splinter - Complete
Contentious Colors by Prophetella reviews
What happens when one blanket is multicolored in a color segregated household with Turtletots. Warnings: Reveals the origin of the Turtles' mask colors. 2K3 Season 5 Ep:Fathers and Sons
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Splinter - Complete
The Nineteenth Discipline by Amicitia Revenant reviews
"You know," Leo said, "that's not a bad idea." Mike embarks upon a new course of study.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Complete
Renaissance Artists by Dare2dream00 reviews
Turtle Tot fic! One-shot. Splinter wants the turtles to do a project on the artists of their name sakes. A cute fanfic. Please review and enjoy!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Complete
Brothers by AlyssaFelixa reviews
A turtle reflects on his relationship with his family. NOT repeat NOT SLASH.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Child of the Night by AlyssaFelixa reviews
Who is the messed-up feral kid who's shown up in New York? Why does she recognise them? And why she seem to have an affinity with the... WEREWOLF?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Raphael
Rubber Ducky by AlyssaFelixa reviews
What fresh fangirl hell is this?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
Bubbly by RenaRoo reviews
Raphael leads his brothers in a mischievous plot. The only concern they should have is their alert master... Adolescent One-Shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Raphael, Splinter - Complete
The One True Shredder by mdizzle reviews
Three Shredders? All with a superiority complex? On the same rooftop? With the same exact catch phrase? This can't end well.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Shredder - Complete
Easy Being Green by RenaRoo reviews
Michelangelo finds that babysitting Shadow is not quite what he expected. One-Shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Michelangelo, Shadow J. - Complete
Slippers by AlyssaFelixa reviews
Mikey has a question for his bro.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Four Turtles And A Babe by Sewer Slider reviews
The Ninja Turtles find a mysterious girl... again.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2009
Everybody wants to be a TMNT by AlyssaFelixa reviews
Mikey's latest antics are driving his brothers up the wall... Please R&R?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
The Leaning Tower of Pizza by AlyssaFelixa reviews
Don never feels too great before his first coffee of the day, but Mikey's latest antics are cheesing him off even more than usual... Bad summary. Funny one-shot. Please read?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Donnie's To do List by AlyssaFelixa reviews
All the things a certain turtle has to do do in one day. Or in other words... All the things the Hamato family manage to break in one day!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Donatello - Complete
Curse of the Broken Pearl by Reijiro reviews
TT:3 Of turtles and tall ships… Is the pearl a curse, or a blessing? After all, the difference between the two is often nothing more than a point of view.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,161 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Raphael - Complete
The Peep Problem by caylender reviews
Leo is mystified by Mikey's strange behavior. Just a little one-shot...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
A Lesson Well Learned by Kunoichi Nazena reviews
Young Michelangelo wants to be acknowledged as a ninja by his family... easier said than done. One-Shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Michelangelo, Splinter - Complete
Pain agonie and love by Aska reviews
Four brothers, oh noooo! The world is going to end! Disaster, pain agony, and new cute, awesome OC's Leo/Raph, Leo/OC, Raph/OC, Mike/OC, Don/OC, Splinter/no you prevert, April/Casey not in this fic . You will love it as much a a good sandwich!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
Mock Turtle Soup by Spawn Guy reviews
The other kind of Their Made Out Of Meat
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Pouncing Practice by caylender reviews
Master Splinter is being hunted by a stealthy enemy that spells disaster to the turtles' lives. A humor fic... Please R&R!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Splinter, Michelangelo - Complete
Espionage by Jessiy Landroz reviews
Turtle luck true to form, they HAD to get into that building somehow... Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Double Vision by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
Leo likes to think he understands his family, but some things simply don’t make sense, even to him.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Biology by Simone Robinson reviews
Michelangelo is reading a book, a book about science. What horror can his new found knowledge unleash?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Michelangelo - Complete
Inappropriate Dinner Conversation by RanMinamino reviews
This is not appropriate dinner conversation, my sons!" One-shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Complete
The pancake machine by Red Skippy reviews
A funny poem about when Mikey finds out about a machine his brother has built. Please R&R.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
In the Guise of Reality by caylender reviews
A Karai centric fic that takes place before Scion of the Shredder. How cool and collected is Karai in reality? One shot. Reviews are welcome!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Karai, Leonardo - Complete
Mikey, the Mystic Master by Stormy1x2 reviews
After the Mystics tricked Bishop into destroying the amulet that gave Karai control over them, the Mystics choose a new Master. Fear for the world.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,142 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Michelangelo
Problems by Krayla Pipher reviews
Just a humorous little one shot. No pairings. Read, I promise you'll laugh! XDDD R&R
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Not Only in Movies by Demi4yah reviews
Who says these kind of things don't work?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Michelangelo - Complete
Dewdrops by Jessiy Landroz reviews
The colors of the sky show the brightest through the smiles of children. Progressing.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,381 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Donatello, Raphael
Let me tell you a story Rat by Reijiro reviews
Animal rights; some don't take 'em lightly in NYC.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Change of Perspectives by Kunoichi Nazena reviews
How does a rat see the world, and what is the difference to the human point of view? A small pet rat has to find out how to survive the hard way. Splintercentric
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Splinter
Donatello & the Hippo by megara21 reviews
I honestly don't know how to explain this one... Maybe you'd just better read it? Reviews Welcome
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Tech Support II by Sanru reviews
MMMWWWWHHHHHAAHHAHHHAA! Another IT Donnie story! My friend is having problems with his computer so he calls Don. I just happen to be in the room and decide to help...or hinder. Depends on how you look at it.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Donatello - Complete
A Nice Cool Cup of Raph by Tewi reviews
Michelangelo has a theory and April is there to listen. ... And maybe join in. -Thanks to Tori for her help. Oneshot.-
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Michelangelo, April O'Neil - Complete
Rats Need Lovin' Too by emeraldteardrops reviews
Enough said. Strong T rating for...misassumptions. Summary: Em decided to gross out the turtles. lol.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Splinter - Complete
From Comics to Shakespeare by MichelleAngela reviews
Donnie teaches Mikey some Shakespeare.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
True Nature by Winged Monkey reviews
Running away, the six-year-old finds himself deep within the sewers. But is he really alone there?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Raphael - Complete
Who's The Turtle? by Tera Hunter reviews
Our favorite Turtles have an argument. Who's the turtle?First TMNT fic. PLEASE R&R! OneShot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
A Turtle on the Polar Express by pacphys reviews
Donatello remembers a ride on the Polar Express.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,654 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Donatello - Complete
Grow Up Mikey! by Lioness-Goddess reviews
Poor Mikey, he only has a week to grow up so his brothers will do something with him for Halloween.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Michelangelo
The Rebellion of 3024 by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[Drabble] It's just another day with Mikey, his action figures, and an epic battle on the field of his bedroom floor. Except... usually Leo isn't there.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Splinter just wanted one quiet evening by Anile reviews
Michelangelo tells Splinter about colours and Splinter is doubting his parental skills.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Splinter, Michelangelo - Complete
I'm Thankful For by Tewi reviews
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean something should happen. But I'm a ninja turtle and it's Thanksgiving. For me? That equals Foot attack.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Leonardo - Complete
Things We Learned from TMNT by devirnis reviews
Who said cartoons can't be educational?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
We Are the Klunk by PlainSimpleGarak reviews
A look at life in the turtle's lair and an adventure gone wrong, told from the point of view of Klunk, Michelangelo's cat. Inspired by Terry Bain's novel: We Are the Cat.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,772 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Klunk, Michelangelo - Complete
Movie Night by Hoodoo reviews
Inspired by a thread on Stealthy Stories . . . can Leo sit back and enjoy a movie?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Leonardo - Complete
Moonlight and Sonshine by lost-katana reviews
How did Master Splinter come to think of the TMNT as his sons? Witness the night that changed it all as Splinter takes the passage of parenthood. [Involves twoyearold chibi turtles!]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,903 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Splinter - Complete
Support Boundaries by Winnychan reviews
Always put the customer on hold. Right off the bat. Takes some of the fight out of them, you know? Shows 'em who's boss! A 2007 CGI Movieverse oneshot from Leonardo's POV exploring the theme of 'support'. Heavy on character study and brotherly interaction
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Food Technology by Elphaba-Rose reviews
Leo decides it's about time he had some cooking lessons, and who was a better a teacher than our very own Michelangelo? Oneshot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
To The Rescue by Tori Angeli reviews
Raphael has a WONDERFUL time, Leonardo is sure this will strike him as funny tomorrow, and Donatello attempts to beat Michelangelo at his own game. Rated for a a bit of language and violence.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Misadventures by Serendipity1 reviews
Misadventures in Maliciously Misattributed Medication' On a routine training mission, Leonardo finds himself on the wrong end of yet another dart, and hijinks ensue. Also, Raphael is a jerk. Bad feng shui and spices enclosed. Concrit well received.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Fall before you Fly by innocent-rebel reviews
Super Turtles AU. New threats and old threats begin to come back into their lives. But how can they face them? When they're falling apart bit by bit from the inside out? please R&R no FlamesOn Hold
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007
There's No Wrong Way by starry-oblivion reviews
Short turtle tot humor piece requested by a friend.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
The Right Left Foot by Splinter reviews
Mikey's first experience with kata doesn't go so well for him.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
The Mary Sue Auditions by Swallowraven reviews
The villians of the TMNT really want to destroy them this time! They'll even hold their own Mary Sue auditions to do it. Yes, it all gets quite silly. Received 2nd place for Best Comedy in 2007 Fanfic Competition.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Deputy Wildlifers by Mickis reviews
When spending the summer at the farmhouse, the boys drive Splinter up the walls. So April suggest the turtles go hiking together. But who ever got the twisted impression nature would be relaxing? 3rd place for Best Comedy in the 2005 TMNT Fanfiction Comp.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,609 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Complete
Evil Twin by lost-katana reviews
Mikey is convince that two of his brothers are evil twins and records all three of their actions for a week to find out who. But when he only finds one, it leads to a very important lesson on good and evil. A chibi tale.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Michelangelo - Complete
Never Tempt the Gods by pacphys reviews
When Leo starts to clean up a mess too soon it leads to a discussion.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Donatello, Leonardo - Complete
Say it Ain't So by Ryan Phelan reviews
Mikey has a disturbing vision of the future. A quick little oneshot I just had to write.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Knowledge by Jessiy Landroz reviews
The guys wonder about the truth... [OneShot][Ninja Tribunal Spoiler]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Tribunal - Complete
Making The Grade by Splinter reviews
A Splinter and Donnie story. How can young Donatello make Splinter understand that he knows just about everything? It's gonna take awhile.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Payback by Reinbeauchaser reviews
One of the turtles finds himself hunted and he has to hide. While he waits in the shadows, holding his breath, he discovers a more urgent and persitent problem. He soon finds that his breath isn't all that he can hold!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Growth Spurt by Reinbeauchaser reviews
A young Michelangelo has a battle of wills with Master Splinter over a dreaded vegetable. Who will win? A oneshot chibi turtle story.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Battles by Jessiy Landroz reviews
Just a small FatherSon moment. Splinter centric [OneShot]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Raphael, Splinter - Complete
A Turtle in King Arthur's Court by B. Murakawa reviews
Leonardo wakes up on the outskirts of Camelot...but one entirely unlike its traditional counterpart. Peopled with mutants and destined to be ruled over by the heir to the throne, Prince Raphael, this is one medieval city you don't want to get stuck in!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006
The Ton of Rice by B. Murakawa reviews
Twelve year old Donny is starting to feel the pressure of his brothers' expectations. chibi!Turtles fic
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Complete
BLUE BOOK by kyabetsu reviews
One shot. Quasi chibi fiction. Leonardo has a journal.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
Hero by Jessiy Landroz reviews
A sleepless night in the life of a superhero. Greddix centric [OneShot]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Super Turtles, Raphael - Complete
Dead of Night by lost-katana reviews
Leo's having bad nightmares, so real that they're affecting his reality. Rated PG13 for later chapters. Please read! It's good! OC [Won Third Place for Best ActionAdventure in the 2005 FanFic Competition]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,232 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Leonardo - Complete
I Hate Fitted Sheets by RealityBreakGirl reviews
Mikey has never liked fitted sheets and they didn't like him back. But now the fitted sheets might get him in trouble. It's clean, I promise. A oneshot told from Mikey's POV and my first fanfic. Tied third for Best Michelangelo Scene in 2006 fanfic awards
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
Autoshop by pacphys reviews
Two Turtles just enjoying their hobbies.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Goldilocks and the Three Turtles by Goddess of Idun reviews
The six year old turtles decide to set up a theatre play, to surprise Master Splinter. But playing theatre proves to be much more complicated than they thought... Includes Mikey in a goldilock wig! R&R, please!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Splinter - Complete
The Temper That Almost Ate Manhattan by Reinbeauchaser reviews
What would it take for Raphael to finally gain some control over his temper? Hard to say and as I explore this idea, let's all see what I come up with, shall we? Oh, and I added a word to the title from its initial upload since it seemed to need it. 0
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,249 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Actions Unknown by lost-katana reviews
Takes place when turtles are ten, then twelve. When you're young, you tend to do things you're not supposed too. You might think you've gotten away with it, but you never know whose watching...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,155 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Leonardo
What’s in a Name? by Sapient reviews
A book lies torn and tattered in a storm drain. A scavenging rodent admires his find. Four infant turtles wait for their futures to be found amongst the pages.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete
Owls and Continents by lost-katana reviews
A young Donatello is learning how to read and decides to teach his brothers. But this proves to be easier said then done! Oneshot! Chibi turtles!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Donatello - Complete
Dear Santa by Redwaters reviews
Everyone writes to the jolly man in red. Suppose the people of TMNT were to write to him and he wrote back, what would be said?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Complete
Mary Sue: Lather, Rinse, Repeat by kyabetsu reviews
A fiction about human nature, the laws of causality, basic physics, and general common sense.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005
My First Documentary Soundtrack by moogle21 reviews
This is the soundtrack of the first home video Donatello ever made.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2005
Frustration by 898700 reviews
There is a point on every family life when frustration seems to be the only thing the members share. Like dominoes, one pushes the next down yet they prevent each other from completely falling to ground level.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 9/21/2005
The Thing About Needles by Stormy1x2 reviews
4th in the Child's Play Arc. Mikey needs a flu shot! But first, he needs to be caught. Who will succeed Leo, Don or Raph? Sap, WAFFY, chibi turtle alert.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Michelangelo, Raphael
Suicide by lost-katana reviews
Leo made a sacrifice long ago, a vow to protect his brothers. He killed a part of himself, but now, that piece won't stay dead. After Splinter's death, a repressed memory is discovered. But how bad is it? [Voted Best Angst and 2nd Best Story of the Year]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,851 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Leonardo - Complete
Casts and Crutches by Elphaba-Rose reviews
Two of our turtles get into a little arguement, which has unsurprising results....Experiment with style, feedback much appreciated! Thanks!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Wreaking Revenge by Dory's human replica reviews
There are people out there who want revenge for Shredder's death but, when crunch time comes, will they prove to be friend or foes? Sequel to Biggest Battle of their Mutant Lives. COMPLETE.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,842 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/3/2005 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Complete
Appellation by Dierdre reviews
Names define. They shape our lives and form the very foundation of our identities, so why did Splinter choose the names he did for each of his sons?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Splinter - Complete
Not Bloody Likely! by Amberzlove reviews
How do you soothe the savage Raphael? Carefully! FINISHED!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
The Biggest Battle of their Mutant Lives by Dory's human replica reviews
The final battle with Shredder is approaching fast...can the turtles beat him once and for all? And can they overcome the pain in their group as Shredder tries to eliminate them? PG-13 for violence and language. COMPLETE.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,914 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Complete
Relaxation by Skeletoncrew reviews
Poor Splinter, all he wants is a quiet night to himself! Finished!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2002 - Published: 8/20/2002
The ULTIMATE TMNT FanFic Part 1 by Ninjatron reviews
A funny, stupid story poking fun at the idea of one version of the TMNT is better than any other when the core personalities are always the same. Spelling, grammer, and other mistakes are not really mistakes, I wrote it poorly because it's funnier.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2000
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Stalking the GreenEyed Monster reviews
10-year-old Mike knows more about katas than Leo? No Way! Or DOES he?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,455 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Leonardo, Michelangelo
A Loss For Words reviews
I've been teaching for too long. Mike needs advice.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Complete
THUD! reviews
The first movie trailer explains it all.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Splinter, Leonardo - Complete
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas reviews
It's a Christmas story... with Turtles and Splinter... go read it.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Complete
That Which is Known as the Plot Bunny reviews
Kra'ang dabbles in that which is known as 'fan-fiction'. One-shot!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Complete
Just a Sentimental Christmas Song reviews
Any song can be made into a Christmas song.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
Booyakashawtf? reviews
I'm not the only one not handling the newest incarnation of Ninja Turtles very well. Donatello isn't happy, either.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Donatello - Complete
You Scream, I Scream reviews
Oh, come on... the title is a dead giveaway!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Splinter - Complete
A Father's Day Gift reviews
An old story I forgot about, in honor of Father's Day.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Complete
Ninja, Please! reviews
Leonardo once again is his own worst enemy.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Escape Plan reviews
Michelangelo is on his toes, prepared for the future! Be amazed! One-shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
Battle Scars reviews
Don explains his latest "scar".
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Donatello - Complete
Experiment in Irritation reviews
Mike is on a mission. Turtle tot fiction.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Michelangelo - Complete
A Mikey Moment reviews
A physician who treats himself has a fool for a doctor. Sorry. Mike learns a few lessons about his own limits is probably a better description without giving away the story.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Michelangelo - Complete
Bottoms Up reviews
Donatello finds out that there are some things his brothers won't do for Science. One-shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Donatello - Complete
Busted! reviews
It's hard to sneak into a home full of ninjas, even if you ARE one.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Fukushuu reviews
Turtle tots. Sometimes a brother can be helpful, and sometimes he can't.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Nomi Nakama reviews
Raphael celebrates his important birthday in a "grownup" way with dear old Dad.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Raphael, Splinter - Complete
Bragging Rights reviews
Jun is going to prove he is the best Foot, even if it KILLS him. He will bring back the head of Donatello and show them all! Donatello and an OC who is not in love with him. Please reread the first sentence of this summary!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,574 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Donatello - Complete
You Can Observe a Lot reviews
Leo assumes, and we all know what happens when you "assume".
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
A Mary Sue Moment reviews
April tells her version of that fateful battle. A TMNT movie story. Rated T for a bit of language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - April O'Neil, Michelangelo - Complete
Shakespeare or Bacon? reviews
Mike waxing poetic more or less-- Very Brief one-shot!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Michelangelo - Complete
Ghosts reviews
Several months later Mikey is still mourning Victor. Leo and Raph have yet to go topside. Splinter is a regular prison guard. And Don is enjoying it all with popcorn to boot! Splinter's description! Thanks, Splinter!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 116,616 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/28/2005
The Gift of the Magiangelo reviews
Sacrifice is sometimes needed when one wants to do something special.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,606 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Michelangelo, Splinter - Complete
Count to Ten reviews
Raph joins Leatherhead in Anger Management sessions with Audrey, little realizing just how important such lessons will become! Features my O.C. Mary Sue Audrey!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Leatherhead
Trick or Treat? reviews
That time of the year again!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Michelangelo - Complete
The Answer Dude reviews
When in doubt, go to Donatello. Maybe.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Ask a Simple Question reviews
Leo spends quality time with Mike in front of the tv, whether he likes it or not.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Primeal Scream reviews
Don's not the ONLY smart turtle... one small bad word in it, btw.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Great Experiments with Donatello reviews
The lessons one learns using the scientific process.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Donatello - Complete
Toe Jam reviews
If Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Mikey is screwed.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Agony of Defeat reviews
Raph hates to lose in ALL things. Very brief oneshot, rated T for one bit of language!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
Stuck on a Dare reviews
8 year olds Raph and Mike set out to prove or disprove an ageold legend. A Splinter and Cynlee collaboration fiction.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,808 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Big Brother is Watching reviews
Chibi Leo begins his career as the ani, much to Splinter's surprise a very short oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
Science Report: Everything! reviews
Don demonstrates his knowledge of everything except the assigned topic. A SplinterCynlee joint project.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
Science Report BUGS! reviews
A science report on Raph's least favorite thing next to his brother Mikey. A joint project by Cynlee and Splinter.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Misconceptions reviews
It all starts with a simple question of Where do Babies come from?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,922 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Pomp and Circumstance reviews
Donatello makes his family proud. One shot in honor of the time of year.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Complete
Bargain reviews
Sometimes Leo can drive a hard bargain. One shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Copyturtle reviews
One of those annoying brother moments. Very short oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
Like Father, Like Son reviews
The beginnings of Ninja training. Really.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,119 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Problem Solving 101 reviews
Sevenyearold Donnie sets out to prove that he would, too, know Adventure if it bit him on the ass!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,375 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
Writing Assignment reviews
Just what the title says. Four little turtles have a writing assignment.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
Welcome Back reviews
My take naturally on what happened after Good Genes Part 2 ended. Complete.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
My Son reviews
Based on the episode Adventures in Turtle Sitting. Splinter's thoughts upon seeing what has happened to Donatello.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/27/2006
Realizations reviews
Audrey finds out that there are just some things an O.C. can't do, no matter how much the author wants her to. Rated M for language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Complete
A Wee Tale reviews
Hmmm... well, it's another story about firsts, only the Turtles would rather not hear this one.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,843 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Pet Peeves reviews
Eight year old Mikey brings home yet another pet, and asks that age old question of Can I keep him?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
We All Have Days Like These reviews
What the title implies. Nothing earthshattering, but sometimes we all have doubt. One Shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
SplishSplash reviews
Another turtle tots first. Splinter and toddlers and a first real bath! Woohoo!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
Moving reviews
My take on Splinter's finding a new home for his growing boys to live in. Dedicated to anyone who has ever had to move with children.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
Walking reviews
Sometimes we resort to bribes to achieve what we want. Splinter is no exception, it seems. ONESHOT!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
Santatello reviews
Six year old Donatello helps Michelangelo with a special Christmas project and years later, Mikey returns the favor.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,091 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
Then and Now: A Thanksgiving Story reviews
Sappy oneshot about being thankful. Mikeycentric.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Complete
Second Thoughts reviews
Splinter questions a few things as he observes his fiveyearolds. One Shot, very short, just a bit of fluff.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Complete
Artistic License reviews
Michelangelo, living up to his namesake, creates the ultimate payback. Oneshot!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Complete
Conflict reviews
Possible oneshot. Leo's increasingly reckless behavior results in the serious injury of one of his brothers. Splinter has had enough! One way or another it will be resolved tonight!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,450 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Complete
I Owe You One! reviews
Turtle Tot Tale! Sensei takes such good care of them when they're sick, but who takes care of him? A short multichapter story. COMPLETE!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,722 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Complete
JabberDonny reviews
Donny oneshot! Turtle tot Don faces a terrible monster in order to save his father. Lewis Carroll inspired. BTW this is in no way shape or form related to another fiction entitled Jabbermikeythe author and I coincidented and have talked about it!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
Mikey Power! reviews
No one wants to play Super Mikey with Mikey! Poor Mikey! One shot Turtle Tots story! My first attempt! Be kind!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Complete
Birthday Girl reviews
Audrey celebrates ? her birthday with her family the guys, Splinter, and their friends. ONE SHOT!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
Aftermath 2 the Continued Story reviews
Leo and Raph begin the attempt to achieve their ultimate goal: to destroy Bishop. A followup to the short story Aftermath. COMPLETE!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,677 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Zog reviews
How a lost and confused Triceraton warrior touches the lives of the guys. ONE SHOT Inspired by Rogue in the House.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Complete
ValentinesShmalentines reviews
Don and Audrey try to keep Casey and April from wrecking Valentines and their relationship. How noble of Don!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2005
Ounce of Prevention reviews
Splinter feels smothered by his sons' attention during a normal illness but there may be a tad more to it than any of them think except, perhaps, Mikey...completed!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Complete
Runaway reviews
Sometimes parents just don't understand, and Splinter is no different. Splinter still sees his children as children. The runaway in the title, however, is not one of the guys...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005
Leader of the Pack reviews
Leo's brothers get a taste of what Splinter considers leadership. Not for the faint of heart okay, that part is not true, but it sounds exciting, huh?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005
Visitors reviews
Second Audrey story, set years later where she finally deals with the others, loses something precious, and yet unknown to her for now gains something even more precious though she won't realize that for several more stories! T because I think kids will f
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2005
Father's Day reviews
Father's Day for Splinter and I warn you, you will have to suspend belief just a tad...I've also attempted to write this from Splinter's POV in four very short parts. TMNT are owned by Mirage and Mirage only! Father's Day in general is owned by us kids.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2005
Aftermath a followup to Worlds Collide reviews
What I think happened on their return to Earth after the funeral of the fugitoid and the ending of the war between the Federation and the Triceraton Republic.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005
Lost and Found reviews
Everyone has a discovery story, and this is mine. A woman who is looking for something finds it in the form of a lost, 7 year old turtle...some language. TMNT are owned by Mirage Pub. Audrey Franklin and anyone she kills or maims are owned by me.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2005
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