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Joined 07-28-05, id: 865122, Profile Updated: 12-08-11
Author has written 19 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Smash Brothers, Pikmin, Harvest Moon, and Tales of Symphonia.

Updating this for the first time in years. I started a new story for Tales of Symphonia and am considering more actively using this site--to update the aforementioned story and possibly start new works. Those familiar with me can expect me to write primarily for Super Smash Brothers.

I'm 19 years old, I'm pretty chill, what's good?

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SSBM: The Endowment of Exigency by hacktheworld1991 reviews
A group of villains threaten the Universe with a new power. Five smashers are chosen to embark on an epic adventure to stop them, but the quest isn't as simple as it seemed. Multicrossover. Detailed summary in profile. R&R!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 114 - Words: 333,171 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 5/16/2006
Sonic the Hedgehog by spinalTapSoundGuy reviews
Inspired by the 1991 Genesis game. Dr. Ivo Robotnik has taken over all of free Mobius, and it's up to one brave Mobian to stop him; Sonic the Hedgehog. Thriller; rated T for language, explosive action violence, and frightening dangerous situations.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman
Sonic Insanity by Mecha Scorpion reviews
Unusual circumstances force Sonic, Shadow, Tails and Knuckles into the same house, with hilarious results. Insanity ensues when Eggman enters the equation. Please review!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 96 - Words: 189,384 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Sonic, Shadow
…The Psycho Ward: SSBM Style! by joebthegreat reviews
well well well... we get to hear the crazy ideas of what life is like from the Smashers themselves... some are deranged... some are clueless... but they are all hilarious... I think
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,194 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 9/16/2005
Through Red Eyes by GameTrekker reviews
From planting to inevitable death, a white Pikmin tells the story of its life. This is a realistic take on the entire, multifaceted world of Pikmin 2. [Now includes a bonus chapter.]
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,893 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Complete
…SSBM Advertisements! by joebthegreat reviews
It was deleted! Now it's back! My parody of many different advertizements! Warning: I am pathetic... you will become pathetic if you read this. And this may be offensive!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,783 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006
Know Your Smashers by Lady Chitose reviews
Some strange story involving a studio, an announcer, a cameraman, and the Smashers. And a pink citrus scented camera. Read at your own risk. [Complete, so take it off of your alert list already!]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,803 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Complete
…They've Invaded! by joebthegreat reviews
well... the Russians have invaded... this is the story of epic distortions... and many fake soldiers... how will they cope... without TV... actually its still nothing like that... just read it!
Freedom Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,307 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Complete
…A Songfic Gone Horribly Wrong… by joebthegreat reviews
Well... it would be your typical dramatic poem with people doing stuff in the background... but stuff happens... right? Rated R for Random and T for Tuberculosis.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
To Reawaken Chaos unto the Planet by Sky's Penname reviews
Straight after Sonic Heroes. Metal Sonic has one goal. Destroy Sonic the Hedgehog. With Chaos, Shadow, and a certain someone else, he just might reach it.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,643 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Metal Sonic, Emerl - Complete
…SSBM GAMESHOWS! by joebthegreat reviews
blah blah blah you've seen it all before right... WRONG! ok maybe... hmm... oh whatever the Smashers go through many game shows in the kind of humor you expect from me... sick
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,801 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
Luigi's Experiment by Eternal Smasher reviews
Melee. Redone in story format! Luigi creates a love potion. He uses it on Link. But Link's infatuation will shock us all...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Complete
Eggman Goes On Dr Phil by Ninstation X reviews
Chapter 4 up! See what the Scooby Doo gang is like when they're off the cameras. Eggman and the Scooby Doo gang get lost in a forest! Can they survive the horror?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
Biomechanical Souls by Heartless Nobody reviews
[Completed] Shadow is on the run from 5 new Ultimate Life Forms. But things get hectic his 5 pursuers set their sites on Station Square's heroes, who meanwhile, are trying to sort out their own problem... Love. SonicAmy, TailsCream, KnuxRouge
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,197 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Screwed Up SA2B by black hearted evil reviews
It is... what is says... It's the screwed up version of SA2B... Please RR! Rated T for language and... some sexual talk... but that's it! JUST TALK!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 8/24/2005
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Tales of Symphonia Edited reviews
A parody of Tales of Symphonia.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011
Into the dorms reviews
Sonic's house mysteriously appears with dorms and a bunch of unwanted company including Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Amy, Cream, Cheese, and Rouge. And Sonic needs to stop having those kinds of dreams about Amy.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007
Mortal Hell reviews
Princess Peach has been taken to an indescribably horrible mansion, and the group of fearless smashers set out to rescue her.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2009
Cough drops reviews
Two pikmin encounter an unexpectedly stupid enemy as it begins to gain control over the Pikmin World. Very stupid...
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2008
Subspace emissary edited reviews
A parody of the Subspace emissary...stupid things occur...and...that's what happens. Chapter 1 up
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008
Movie preview reviews
The smashers create a movie preview for an upcoming movie.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 7/2/2006
Super Smash Ninja reviews
The ninja of the village hidden in the mushrooms live their life, train to become stronger and carry out the dangerous missions that put their life on the line.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,635 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007
A Wonderful Life: Book 1: A New Beginning reviews
A lazy yet science obsessed guy moves into Forget Me Not Valley, unaware of the challenges of farming, the friends he'll make, or the girls he'll meet.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007
Nick and Kyle's adventures reviews
Two unintelligent Pikmin, a yellow and a red, have many eerie adventures.
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007
Mountain Competition reviews
Mountain Competition, is, unpredictably, a competiton on a moutain. Don't expect anything even slightly intelligent to occur.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
Dr Mario's patients reviews
Rated T for violence! All of the smashers have individual problems and need to see Dr. Mario. Will he be able to help them? Eighth Chapter: Mr. Game and Watch. Insomnia?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006
Shadow the Hedgehog Edited reviews
A parody of Shadow the Hedgehog with different endings in different chapters. A PARODY that means it's supposed to be FUNNY and not just reciting every thing that happens in the game to put people to sleep...those things basically suck...Complete
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Complete
Pikmin driving lessons reviews
A White Pikmin finds out that the reason White Pikmin don't have Onions is because they need a driving liscense. He then takes lessons with a Yellow Pikmin.
Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/24/2007
Life in New York City! reviews
Have you ever had a stupid robber break into your house, see a homeless person who had a job and a Sandwhich Shop that shuts down in a matter of seconds? No, because this is a fiction centering around an indifferent Kirby in New York City.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/8/2006
The Twelve o'clock News Channel! reviews
Zelda and Link host a news channel featuring special news, weather, special guests and random conversations after getting irritated by Master Hand and Crazy Hand's mediocre job. Link is kind of stupid, while Zelda is slightly angry. Stupidity.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006
SSBM TECHNIQUES AND MOVES reviews
The melee game is coming out soon in this time zone, and the announcer helps the smashers decide what they are going to use in the game! Chapter 10 up: Mewtwo.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,213 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005
Sandbag eats pizza! reviews
Sandbag tries pizza for the first time...and it has odd effects...and he goes on a rampage...and starts destroying stuff...and the smashers try to stop him...JUST READ IT
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2006
Sonic Adventure 2:Battle edited reviews
A parody of Sonic Adventure 2. I know there are a few others, but hey, people asked me to type this. Not very funny at first, but definitely gets there. Chapter 2 added.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Charmy' Time reviews
Charmy leaves the Chaotix Agency and fines a new happier life, while problems arise with other characters. Will they get Charmy back?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Charmy - Complete
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