m. diddy
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 07-28-05, id: 865321, Profile Updated: 04-25-12
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Host.

I never know what to say in these things but here is an awkward attempt at writing about my life.

I love reading and I'll pretty much read anything that's put in front of me. Some of my favorite books are Pride and Prejudice, The Catcher in the Rye, Slaughterhouse Five, and White Oleander. I also have a soft spot for crime fiction books. And of course I absolutely love Harry Potter, Twilight and The Host (but I try not to be too srs bsns about it). My favorite authors are Kurt Vonnegut, Max Brooks and Louise Renninson.

Fan fiction wise, I really only read things from Harry Potter, Twilight and The Host. I'm more into Marauders Era HP stuff, although I do sometimes like certain DracoxHermione stories. I label myself as Team Switzerland but I definitely lean more towards the wolf side of things (although I really hated Jacob in Eclipse. Sorry, it just has to be said). And I love stories from The Host about how exactly the war started, how people were captured, and how everyone learned about the invasion (but that's mostly just my inner science fiction nerd coming out to play).

My favorite TV shows are Grey's Anatomy, Lost, House, Veronica Mars and The Simpsons. I also really like cheesy teen dramas, so if there's a show about high schoolers sleeping around and then getting upset with each other about it, I am totally there. I love music and I listen to pretty much everything, although my favorite bands are Fall Out Boy, We Are Scientists, and The Script. I'm a big sports fan and I root for all the Boston teams. And I loooove movies.

I'm not abandoning anything but it is taking me a long time to update. I'm working full time and juggling my life and unfortunately, some other awful shit has been going down in the last couple months so it doesn't leave me with a lot of time to write. I'm going as fast as I can and I'm sorry for the long delays.


My Stories:

Hide and Seek: Lily Evans has always hated James Potter and he has always loved her. What can he do to make her finally see that he isn't such a cocky, arrogant jerk? This is my version of the Marauders' last few years at Hogwarts. Read and review! LJ ROC SOC - On Hiatus - I've been at a standstill with this story for a very long time now. I'm not sure what to do now, especially with Deathly Hallows out. I don't want to stop writing but I do want to edit it and change it around a little bit. So I'm not sure if I'll be continuing this. Sorry :\:\

Lost In Time: Erica Costello’s life has been absolutely crazy ever since they closed Hogwarts down. But it gets even worse when she gets her hands on a wonky timeturner and she is sent to the 1970s with no way of getting back to her own time. Now she is forced to hide at Hogwarts with annoying girls, crazy pranksters and a certain boy named Sirius Black that seems to have it out for her. SBOC and eventual JPLE. This story is AU after the sixth book. - In Progress

Mike Newton Finally Understands William Shakespeare: The idea of loving somebody so much that you couldn't live through the pain of losing them had baffled Mike Newton. But he was able to understand how Romeo felt the second he saw Isabella Swan. Mike's POV of Bella's first day at Forks High School. - Complete

Impossible: Liz is forced to move in with her aunt in Forks after her father’s death and is determined to not like it until she meets Seth Clearwater. Suddenly, she’s pulled into a world of supernatural myths and when a group of super-powered vampires called The Volturi show up, she doesn’t think she can make it to her seventeenth birthday alive. - Complete

In Your Eyes: Seven moments in the Host from Ian’s POV. A series of one-shots exploring his thoughts on Wanderer, from first meeting her to her reinsertion. - Complete

Honey and the Moon: Kyle learns that he can’t hold on to the past in this new world order. Kyle/Jodi angst - Complete

A Smile That Explodes: They always said that it would begin with the end. She never expected the end to break her heart. Sunny/Kyle - Complete

Invasion!: Jebediah Stryder is not crazy. Something strange is going on and he's determined to get to the bottom of it. Takes place before The Host. - Complete

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4703 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
Jigsaw Pieces by Jess.91 reviews
Short one shots, not drabbles, of various eras, character and genres. - Because life's all jigsaw pieces, they just don't always fit -
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 193 - Words: 234,847 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 10/14/2007
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5405 - Favs: 6,248 - Follows: 5,146 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dreaming of Butterflies by Stretch reviews
When Bella is hit by Tyler's van and falls into a coma, the lines between reality and fantasy begin to blur. When you can't tell fact from fiction, how do you know which love is real? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,151 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Jacob
In Love and Music by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1890 London-:-Edward Cullen was the finest pianist in Pierce Academy that was until he met the equally gifted Isabella Swan. In this defiant girl he found a rival, and most unexpected, love. With ghosts haunting them from their past, how can they heal?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,917 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Bella, Edward
Things Aren't Always Black and White by padfootsgirl1981 reviews
Add together one ladies' man, one Quidditch player, one werewolf, and one soontobe traitor. Then, mix in one imaginative idiot, one fiery redhead, one clever Ravenclaw, and one blonde artist. Stir counterclockwise and trouble is sure to occur.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 179,259 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Sirius B., James P.
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Tanqueray & Tonic and Other Assorted Cocktales by wtvoc reviews
side notes from Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by jandco and withthevampsofcourse. outtakes, if you will. starting with emmett. rated M for well... sexytimes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,062 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3825 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Haven of Family by mhgood reviews
Anna moves to La Push and discovers a fantasy world of wolves and vampires, straight from the legends she loves so much. Her brother, Brady, joins this mythical world by transformation; Anna enters another way. An imprinting story. Set during Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,793 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Embry, Brady
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2768 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
In the Words of Ginevra Molly Potter by thejealousone reviews
The Autobiography of Ginny Weasley. Her point of view from book one to book seven and beyond, complete with missing moments and everything. Over 800 reviews and nearly 130,000 hits! Written before December 1, 2007. Last Updated August 16, 2008.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 206,370 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Imprinting by Saiyachick reviews
/Jacob's POV during Eclipse/'All good things come to an end eventually. With a kiss goodbye, and a vow of love, I watched her leave my home, my future, and worst of all, me.' Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,918 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Triangles With Linear Qualities by rcaqua reviews
Jacob doesn't even like geometry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Lost In Time reviews
Erica Costello gets her hands on a wonky timeturner and is sent back in time to the 1970s. She is forced to hide from Voldemort at Hogwarts with MWPP. Full summary inside. SBOC and eventual JPLE. AU after Harry's 6th year. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,753 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sirius B., OC
Impossible reviews
Liz is forced to move in with her aunt in Forks after her father's death and is determined to not like it until she meets Seth Clearwater. Suddenly, she's pulled into a world of supernatural myths. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 136,462 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Seth - Complete
Invasion! reviews
Jebediah Stryder is not crazy. Something strange is going on and he is determined to get to the bottom of it. Takes place before The Host.
Host - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Jeb - Complete
In Your Eyes reviews
Seven moments in the Host from Ian’s POV. A series of one-shots exploring his thoughts on Wanderer, from first meeting her to her reinsertion.
Host - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 70,044 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
A Smile That Explodes reviews
They always said that it would begin with the end. She never expected the end to break her heart. Sunny/Kyle
Host - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Sunny, Kyle O. - Complete
Honey and the Moon reviews
Kyle learns that he can’t hold on to the past in this new world order. Kyle/Jodi
Host - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Kyle O. - Complete
Mike Newton Finally Understands Shakespeare reviews
The idea of loving somebody so much that you couldn't live through the pain of losing them had baffled Mike Newton. But he was able to understand how Romeo felt the second he saw Isabella Swan. Mike's POV of Bella's first day at Forks High School.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Mike - Complete
Hide And Seek reviews
Lily Evans has always hated James Potter and he has always loved her. What can he do to make her finally see that he isn't such a cocky, arrogant jerk? This is my version of the Marauders' last few years at Hogwarts. Read and review! LJ ROC SOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,744 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 10/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.