Author has written 10 stories for Digimon, Mega Man, Code Lyoko, Star Ocean, Breath of Fire, Blue Beetle, and Green Lantern: The Animated Series.
Ok, first's things first. Looking at my favorites list, a couple questions might come up. Yes, I do like YAOI (And yes, it is supposed to be capitalized. It's an acronym people!). Yes, I am gay. (Or Bi or whatever. I've liked all of two people ever, so I'm not just gonna go and say 'no girls.') Get over it.
Now, about me. My name is Nick - feel free to call me as such. I went to a school for people who would get the crap beaten out of them at any other school. Well, not really, but 90 percent of us were either geeks, computer nerds, actors, or band people, so you can imagine what kind of place it is. ...no, you're not thinking weird enough.
I have an unfortunate habit of thinking very carefully about what I'm going to say so as not to come across as an insensitive jerk, and then proceeding to shove my foot into my mouth. Up to the knee.
Umm... I hate telephones. I'd actually rather use snailmail than call someone. I don't mind internet voice-chat for some reason though. The one exception is my friend Tyler, 'cause he always ignores me when I IM him and has, as he puts it, "the memory of a goldfish and the attention span of a cheese sandwich." So I end up having to remind him of a lot of stuff. ...or was it ham sandwich? I can never remember. He also likes his bacon "stiff as a fencepost and hard enough to break your teeth on." Yeah, I have weird friends. ((OK, he doesn't ignore me so much anymore, but this is still funny so I'll keep it here.))
Let's see. I'm pretty free about giving out personal info over the 'net when asked for it. I just don't give my last name, address, or phone number. I anyone decides to put in the effort to stalk me without those... Well, I'd be slightly creeped out, but mostly I'd be honored.
Online I have several names I go by. LanHikari2000x most of the time, though I'll use NettoHikari2000x if I already have another account there. I also have a DarkThrone and Neopets account under battlenetworkhero (Anyone seeing the pattern here?). In MMOs (LaTale and Toon Town every now and then.) I go by Hirari, Shiloh, Phyrrus, or Ryuusei, and Lenth (also my nickname on Steam), and I've recently found I like playing the part of Battle Cleric. Anyway, if you see those names around anywhere, it's probably me. Feel free to say hi.
...out of things to say for now...
I now have a story over on Fiction Press, for anyone who's interested. Please leave a review for it. It's my first attempt at an original work and I want to know how I'm doing.
Demon Bound: My name is Bryon Parks and today is my sixteenth birthday, the day my life went to Hell –literally.
Actually, don't read it just yet. It sucks and I need to redo it.
And my friend Tyler (see About Me and Quotes sections) now has a story there as well.
Breaking Even: Mythology dictates that a person with a virtuous soul moves on to Heaven, while a corrupt soul is banished to Hell. What's a Reaper to do when they meet someone who breaks even?
Oh, and my spelling sucks
If anyone ever wants to talk to me(bounce ideas off me, yell at me, beg for a update, just chat, etc.), I practically live on my computer and am usually bored out of my mind. You can contact me on YIM and AIM under the name LanHikari2000x. Same with Skype, if anyone really wants to talk to me that much. Just be sure to tell me that you're from here and what your penname is here, so I know who the hell you are.
To all anonymous reviewers: Stop being lazy. It takes about 2 minutes to make an account and about 30 seconds to sign in if you already have one.
Quotes and Such.
"And here I am eating my knee." Me
Person 1: "I wasn't lost in thought; I had a map." -holds up
"I can help the next party in li- ...What size would you... ...I'm sorry, Cold Stone, how can I help you?" Me answering the phone at work (Don't do this, there is no way to recover from it.).
Stephen: "I feel like a taco."
Sam: "I feel empowered!"
"This is an A and B conversation, so C yourself out before D jumps over E and F's you up, G!" Sam
Sam: "If life were an anime, every girl would be running around wearing practically nothing."
Tyler: "Are you sure Giro's a guy?"
Erin: "I can't just poke random people!"
Tyler: "Oh, it's not really that fast."
Me: "What is that?"
Shiki: "Go, Mr. Mew!"
Almaz(Disgaea 3): "Could it be some deep-rooted trauma between him and his father?"
"All fear the might of the Combo Chef!" Tyler
Yagami Light: "The world will be inhabited with only those I deem good."
"The wind's a whore!" Tyler
"When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. Then sit back, relax, and watch as everyone tries to figure out how the hell you did that." Tyler
"Baked Beans: Nature's way of saying 'For God's sake, open a window!'" Tyler (Well, his dad, but whatever.)
"My chili tried to eat my pants!" Tyler
Tyler: "My ice cream tried to eat my pants!"
"Oh God! Jesus is wearing a bra!" Tyler
"My eyes just burned again; I saw Geoff spank Jesus." Tyler
"Hey look, God's a maid!" Tyler
"Tito, you respawned!" Tyler
"Soulless cheese." Tyler
"It's not stealing...it's just borrowing without permission with no intent of returning it." Tyler
"Neurologist Joke: The hypothalamus plays a vital role in regulating the four F's of human behaviour: fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating." Tyler
"I'm better than SpellCheck. Cue 'manly Grammar Nazi pose'." Tyler
"I'm like a fountain. But with weird, rather than water." Tyler
Me: "I remember seeing a pairing that said Sho-and-Math."
"Warning: Homosexuality. Straight people may take offense to this. Warning: Heterosexuality. Gay people may take offense to this. Warning: Bisexuality. Everyone may take offense to this. Warning: Asexuality. Plants may take offense to this." Tyler
internough - (adj.) a state of being "not exposed to the internet enough". Example: That person is internough. Me and Tyler
((Skype conversation between me and Tyler. I'm Maikos, he's MoaLVutC. If you can figure out what our names are a reference to you get... to laugh at the joke, I guess.))
"Because everybody knows that little chinamen that jump out of interdimensional cupboards are evil." Tyler
"Now, where is the bottom of my quotes? Ahh...there it is." Tyler
"True gamers never die, they just respawn elsewhere." Tito
"You are stupid and therefor wrong." Sam's avatar
Flinch: "Hey, did you know that Nightmare is really -"
"Werepudding." Jason and Tyler
"It's like leprosy but without the melting!" Jason
"PFM: Post Mortem Fatness." Jason
"Demonic buttsex!" Jason
"Shooting yourself in the head for the win." Yahiko
"We learn all about cable porn in here." my friend Laura, in Stagecraft class
"Homosexuality does not work in the cable business." Kurtis from stagecraft class
Geoff: "Irene, if we get a package... it's for the school."
"Does anyone have a bra?" Kevin
"George, bring a bra." Kurtis
Geoff: "MySpace is gay, and so is everyone on it."
Matt: "It's Communism is book form!"
"How exactly do you have an 'evil giraffe'? 'I am a giraffe. I will eat all the leaves on this tree. I woke up early this morning just to eat the leaves on this tree. And when other giraffes come to eat this tree's leaves, there will be no leaves. And they will die. I have...hidden berries under a rock! So there will be no more berries and other animals will die.'" Eddie Izzard, Glorious
"'God attack the Queen
"And then performance enhancing drugs are banned at the Olympics. Ok, we can swing with that. But performance debilitating drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the 100m? Well, fair play to you. That's pretty damn good!" Eddie Izzard, Circle
Dresden: "Jesus Christ! Son of a bitch!"
"On the whole we are a murderous race.
"Computer programing today is a race with programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." My computer teacher.
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own." Adam Savage
"Don't I look like silent death?" -faceplant- Adam Savage
"I'm not lying, I'm just altering the truth to better suit my needs." Me
"Any story that begins with a fire should end immediately." Lemony Snicket
One Thousand Years of Pain: Pineapple Version some Naruto fanfic I read
"I! Understand! You! Very fast! As a result! I give you this!" -GP increases by 1500- Ouryu from .Hack//G.U.
"I'm afraid that mouse is SMACK... dab in the middle of enemy territory." Kefka, Dissidia: Final Fantasy
Rose: "Doctor they've got guns."
Patient Guy: "I'd die for her."
"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far." Theodore Roosevelt
"...You have frinds(in-game typo) who care about you. ...and Etna." ...or something like that. Adell, Disgaea 2
"Disperse my loyal battle monkeys! Go now and bust a cap!" Zetta, Makai Kingdom
"Well, here I am. Up in the tower of an abandoned insane asylum. Wearing a straitjacket. Talking to myself. The things I do for Lili's brain." Raz, Psychonauts
Ah-Dol: "Shut your mouth! Or I'll hit you so hard you'll wish you were in the middle of next week!"
"There are 4 primary components of a computer. The input devices, the central output devices, and the storage devices." some idiots in a computer apps class at my school
Everyone is better off with a friend who is the voice of reason... We really should get ourselves one of those. Birthday card my friend got.
"V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. :carves V into wall: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. :giggles: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
"Just in case that last disclaimer wasn't enough, this episode contains extreme violence. We would rather run this than cut the violence from the episode because we are American Cowboys." - Adult Swim
Sam: "Bobby, is this-?
Jack: "All I'm saying, just for the record; this is the wackiest plan we've ever come up with."
Cam: "You're pregnant?"
Vala (in Daniel's body): "-whistles-
Sam: "Well, since you disintegrated the Alteran communication stones and the base terminal in the Kawoosh, we've been -"
"Hello. Hi, my name is Vala and I'm in Daniel right now." Vala, StargateSG-1
"At first according to Tolen and therefor as far as the rest of the villagers were concerned, I was the woman who fell from the sky. Which made me feel kinda special. I later learned that they had always suspected I'd escaped from another village and the result of some scandal and then I started feeling much more like I'm used to." Vala, Stargate SG-1
Carter: "Welcome back to Earth.
"Does super ego count as a power?" John Shepherd, Stargate Atlantis
Zoe: "Sir, is there some information we might maybe be lacking? As to why there's an entire fedsquad sitting on this train? "
River: "They say the snow on the roof is too heavy--they say the ceiling will cave in--his brains are in terrible danger--"
Book: "I suppose so. If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
Buffy: "Uh, hi. Willow, right?"
Willow: "Aw, I'm gonna miss her."
"You're in a magic shop, and you can't think what Tara would like. I believe you're both profoundly stupid." Giles, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Family
"Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)."
"To start, press any key." Where's the "any" key?! I see Kuh-tor-ull, Esc, and Pig-Up, but I don't see the "Any" key! Whoa, all this computer hacking is making me thirsty, I think I'll order a tab. (Presses tab key) Ooh, too late for that now, the computer's starting!" Homer Simpson
Kevin: "Save some for me! Those creeps cost me a major payday!"
"YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE PERIMETER OF THE ALADDIN AND JASMINE WEDDING. PREPARE TO BE VAPORIZED. Thank you." Genie, Aladin and the King of Thieves
"Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves." Genie, Aladin and the King of Thieves
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.
Men are like parking spots: the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Girls are like phones: they love to be held, talked to, and if you press the wrong button you get disconnected.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of it's students.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Men are like bank accounts: without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the "up" button.
There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion; it's just that yours is stupid.
Life (n) - An evil plot to make you do things you don't want to. Also see: work, school
Keyboard (n) - A device used to enter errors into a computer.
God (n) - All powerful. Likes to smite things. Do what he says.
There are 10 kinds of people in this world; those who understand binary, and those who don't. Which are you?
Who was the first guy to look at a cow and say, "I'm gonna squeeze those danglly things there and drink whatever comes out."?
Who was the first guy to look at a chicken and say, "I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's ass."?
Never hide in a foxhole with someone braver than you.
Incoming enemy fire has the right-of-way.
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming freindly fire.
Friendly fire aint.
All's well that ends.
If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', is 'congress', the opposite of 'progress'?
Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question. The answer is 'yes'.
Hope for the best, expect the worst. Life is not a movie; it's all unrehearsed.
You have reached the Combustion Hotline. To explode, press 1 now. (5) You have chosen Death By Volcano. Goodbye.
Eagles may fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can do neither become bitter angry critics.
Someone who can't lead and won't follow makes a dandy roadblock. (That's me!)
Little Johnny was a chemist's son,
"If life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party." Ron White
I do not fear computers; I fear the lack of them.
My sister, the ax murderer. All those poor axes, cut down in the prime of their lives...
(singing)"If cryogenics were all free/ then we could live like Walt Disney/ and live for all eternity/ inside a block of ice." Arrogant Worms
The human body moves through time at a rate of one second per second, whether we like it or not.
The next time you ask someone how their day is going, expect, no, demand a response. Don't settle for good. Demand the truth. Make them admit that they're having a shitty day, and then do your best to make it worse.
"I mean, that's like saying "Have you ever personally been a shark and been a bird? What's the difference?"" Morello, Riot Games Lead Champion Designer
The Plot Bunny Cage
Here is where I'll put any story ideas that I might come up with. If anyone wants to use any of these, feel free. I only ask that you tell me about it so I can read it. And if you see any of these or something similar out there, please point me in their direction. To clarify: Don't ask me permission to use one of these ideas. It just gets my hopes up. Take the idea, go with it, and if you actually end up using it (or even just part of it), then tell me so that I may read and enjoy. Asking me beforehand is pointless, as the answer will always be yes and then I get my hopes up that someone will write one of these ideas.
Rockman.EXE and Digimon Tamers: Has anyone ever noticed that Alpha and the Mother D-Reaper look almost exactly the same and do almost exactly the same thing?
Breath of Fire3 and Eragon: A failed spell from Deis sends the gang to Farthen Dur just before the battle with the Urgals.
BLEACH and Kingdom Hearts: Sora decides that he need a vacation so he hijacks the Gummi Ship and goes to a world that does not have any Heartless activity Orihime's new friend seems a little strange. He claims to be from a small, far away island, but refuses to say anymore than that. All is revealed one day when a Hollow attacks and giant Key appears in his hand. Has anyone ever noticed how much some of the Hollows look like Darkside?
M.A.R. and Naruto: The Chess get their hands on the Gatekeeper Clown and try to use it to summon two powerful demons. They get Naruto and Gaara.
Sonic Underground and Harry Potter: Harry was taken from the Dursly's doorstep and raised with Manic. (I'll leave you to figure out the interdimentional physics.)
House and Danny Phantom: No idea, it just appeals to me.
.Hack//G.U. and .Hack//Games: What if the fight with Magus-Avatar had gone differently? What if Haseo had been the one to be Data Drained and was sent back into The World's past? Seven years, to be exact...
Scooby Doo and Danny Phantom: Again, no idea, but come on!
Harry Potter and Ben 10: Harry wasn't sent to the Dursleys, he was sent to America and raised as Ben Tennyson.
Stargate and Star Ocean: Till the End of Time: Maybe it's just me, but the Ancients/Ori and '4-D Beings' seem to be playing much the same role...
Stargate SG-1 and Doctor Who: Way too many to list. You try watching Series one (Ninth Doctor) after watching a SG-1 marathon.
Rockman.EXE and Ryuusei no Rockman: No idea whatsoever, just seems like it would be fun.
Sonic X and Stargate SG-1: Still working on it, but the Earth-to-Mobius portal looks remarkably like the Stargate.
Charmed and Danny Phantom: Danny runs away and ends up in San Fransisco. (I want to do this, I really do, but I don't know enough about Charmed to pull it off. Someone, please take this one.)
Young Wizards and Doctor Who(Series 3): No solid idea, but the Carrionites 'magic' seemed a lot like the Speech and the Eternals sound like the Powers That Be.
Netto somehow gets infused with the power of the Dark Chip. I know this has already been done by Hikari no Namida (and maybe DarkHybridChild, if she ever finishes DSOTC), but there really need to be more of these (And I got the idea before I found either of their works.).
Axess, Episode: The New PET: Failing to steal the new PET right off, Dark Blues grabs Netto and forces Anneta to chose between loosing the PET or loosing him. Netto tells her that she must not let Dark Blues get the PET, so Dark Blues(man that's annoying to write...) kidnaps him and takes him to Nebula's base. Time passes, stuff happens. Forte attacks and says that he plans to destroy both the humans and the Darkloids. Netto and Dark Blues form a reluctant truce in order to stop him.
Axess, Episode: Dr. Regal's Rampage: When Regal offered Netto a chance to join Nebula, he doesn't outright refuse - doesn't accept, but doesn't outright refuse. Regal takes this as a sign that some small part of Netto does want to join him and that he is struggling with himself. He calls off the attack and takes Netto back to the base with him.
BN5:ToP: After Rockman is kidnapped, when Enzan tells Netto that he has a new navi for him to use he snaps and runs away. He wants to be with Rockman no matter what. Even if it means joining Nebula...
Adventure: When Tai digivolved Agumon into SkullGreymon, he was kicked off the team. He later meets Myotismon, who sees the possible benefits of having a DigiDestined servant. Dark!Taichi
Zero Two, Episode: 4-7(not sure which, too lazy to check): When Hikari said that she hates people who talk down about their siblings, Daisuke fell into a deep depression and ran away. He is later found by the Kaiser. Dark?Daisuke (I know this has been done before, but it it hasn't been updated in about a year. The one I found anyway.)
Tamers; Episode: Shibumi Speaks: When Takato and Henry were thrown into the data streams, Jenrya was sent to the underwater library, while Takato was sent straight to Zhuqiaomon, who convinces him to turn against his friends. Dark!Takato
Tamers: After Megidramon, Takato is kicked off the team. He eventualy meets the core program of the D-Reaper, who offers him a deal: join with it (literally) and help with the attacks on the human and digital worlds, and he would be spared the fate of the rest of the humans. Dark!Takato
Tamers, Runaway Digimon Express: What if Takato and Ruki hadn't been able to get off of Locoman before it entered the digital zone?
Tamers: Takato is charged with the protection of Culumon.
Tamers: Ruki gets Apocalymon as a partner instead of Renamon. (Yes, he was one of her choices.)
Frontier, Episode: When Knights Fall...: What if MagnaGarurumon hadn't been able to stop Lucemon: Chaos Mode from scanning Takuya's data?
Frontier: What if Takuya hadn't gotten on the same train as the others? What if he had gotten on Dark Trailmon instead, and was taken straight to Chrubimon? Dark!Takuya
Savers: Masaru is raised in the Digital World with Ikuto.
Savers: Daimon Masaru. Daimon. Daimon. How obvious can this be people!
Ash gets lost/is abandoned in the forest as a child. Mew/Mewtwo/one of the other Legendaries finds him and takes pity on him.
Hikaru no Go
Hikaru is met with a similar fate as Sai and, 300 years later, finds himself in the same position Sai played for him.
Avatar of Chaos
Jake 2.0: Takato is sent to America to investigate a project which has the potential to destroy the natural order of the Digital World. Something about controlling computers...
Stargate SG-1: A data stream is intercepted that says something about travel to other worlds. Takato is sent to make sure this does not present a danger to the Digital World.
Digimon Savers: No real solid ideas yet, but Kurata hinted that those laser thing are the Digital Hazard, and MirageGaogamon has the Hazard on his chest plate.
Theory my friend came up with when we were talking about what territory Saint Dane comes from and how he knows so damn much; who knows, it might even be true. Maybe Saint Dane is a future version of Bobby.
Fact: Ryou Misaki was the player behind both Sora and Haseo. What if, when Skeith was awakened, he regained his memories of being Sora?
There was a point when Durza offered Eragon a chance to join him and overthrow the King.
Megatron: "Give me the Cube, human, and you may just live to be my pet."
Why is everything the Cube brings to life a Decepticon?
American Dragon: Jake Long
Jake comes into his powers early and is exposed and captured by the government at a young age.
Yes, I like it when the main character turns evil. Well, that's all I have for now, if I think of any more I'll put them up.
I support the idea of writing fanfiction of fanfiction. I do, however, ask that I am told if anyone decides to do that with one of my stories so I can read it.
I'm currently looking for good self-inserts(yes, they do exist). If anyone has one that they recommend, please send me a link.
The amazing K.V.H. has started a board for all SI writers (and hopefuls) to come and discuss ideas, chat, and just generally hang out.((Seriously, please come. We're dieing without new people.)) (Can't make the link work right. Take the FFN stuff out of the URL.) (((And it's dead. Pity.)))
Thanks to the efforts of Spooky316 on TUD(I have no idea if she has an account here), I now have a copy of all chapters of FF7 Experience that were posted before BlackWindKaze decided to take it down. Anyone who wants a copy, send me a message. And Kaze, if you're reading this and you're upset, too bad. I can understand that you got mad that people were stealing your ideas, but actually deleting the story was just childish and immature.
Thought of the... however long it takes me to change this:
"Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep, If I should die before I wake, I pray the lord my soul to take." Hmm... 'If I should die before I wake.' And we teach little kids to say this on a daily basis? To paraphrase Eddie Izzard: Religions have some good ideas, and some fucking weird ones.
HELP ME FIND A STORY?
The story I'm looking for was a Harry Potter/Stargate SG-1 crossover. Slash pairing of Harry/Mini-Jack. Harry is relocated to America for reasons I can't remember and he meets 'Jon' at school. I seem to remember the title being something like '-something- and Yellow Brick Roads', or something like that. ((Of Stargates and Yellow Brick Roads, maybe?)) I don't know if the story was deleted or had it's name changed or if I'm just remembering wrong or what, but I can't find it anymore. And I have no idea who the author was.
Harry Potter and the Emerald Dragon by Lady Prince. I can't either the story or the author. I get that the story was probably deleted for some reason, but does anyone now what happened to Lady Prince?
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