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Joined 07-29-05, id: 866140, Profile Updated: 08-04-16
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm 40 years old, male, single, and don't mind being any of those three things. I have a rather obnoxious kitty, though. I currently live in Austin, Texas.

I write because I feel like it. That's all. If you like my story (or stories), please feel free to let me know. If you don't like them, feel free to let me know. If you don't care, then move on. :-)

I had at one point written a story a long time ago called "Price of a Savior", but I removed it because I didn't like it. I removed it, tried to rewrite it, failed, and here I am. Just started another story, though, hope it turns out well.

I try to reply to every review. If I don't reply to yours, it's because I missed it, not because I didn't appreciate your comment.


"The Goblet's Revenge" is predicated upon a simple, erm, predicate: What if the Goblet sticks its mitts into the first task and bollocks everything up?

"Hunting for Plimpies" is a quick oneshot about Luna discovering her mum dead.

A few things about me and my style of writing:

I have a very odd sense of humor, and it comes out in my writing. For that reason, I rarely write serious or tragedy fics, I just can't keep the gravitas. So I write surreal or cracky fics.

Sometimes people can't deal with that. There are three quarters of a million HP fanfics on this site alone of varying quality. Those people may like one of those fics better. I'm not too sympathetic when people read through a whole story and then get mad because it's not what they expected. Like the silliness in chapter two wasn't enough to give you a clue?

I also tend to be very economical with words. I tend to use as few words as possible to describe something. Sometimes I use too few.

I like review, both good and bad, but I'm inclined to not be too fond of reviews that actually cross the line into rude. Sometimes those will find their way into the story. I'm not usually complimentary.

Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoy.

Story status: The muse has kind of left me for right now, plus I've been busy with transitioning to an FTE at work from contractor. I do have a chapter about half written but I'm trying to decide if I crossed the "too cracky" line. I also wonder if that's possible. It'll be out when it's out, but I haven't forgotten.

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Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 389,965 - Reviews: 2623 - Favs: 5,854 - Follows: 6,644 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Ten Plagues by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry's search for the elusive Horcruxes takes a bloody turn, leading him into the crossfire of an invisible war - fought not between dark and light, but over the control of reality and magic itself. The players are unknown, and he must break free of a body of lies to find the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,382 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
For Whom the Bell Tolls by nefieslab reviews
AU fifth year. After saving Dudley from the dementors, the ministry letter arrives to order his wand snapped. Dumbledore's letter doesn't arrive. Harry/Daphne/Susan. Rating may change. Powerful!Happy!Independant!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,554 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 4,375 - Follows: 5,086 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 15559 - Favs: 9,039 - Follows: 7,943 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Retroactive by wordhammer reviews
Harry takes a chance in hope of saving Sirius from the Veil, assisted by Luna and some stolen Time Turners. Working with Luna comes with its own complications, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 100 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Remnants of the Soul by Cubdom reviews
PostHBP HP&SueBones Voldemort miscalculated, granting Harry a victory, but one deeply tainted by loss. Piecing together his shattered Soul, Harry must finish school and step into a society where he wields incredible power, wealth, and responsibility. Rated M for violence and character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,643 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Harry P., Susan B.
Harry Potter and the Spiritual Heirs by Phoenix Burst reviews
Post OotP. Harry inherits more than gold from Sirius and his parents. Now he must train to fight Voldemort while fighting against Dumbledore's manipulations. Full Summary inside. Slight Dumbledore Weasley bashing. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,886 - Reviews: 2969 - Favs: 5,655 - Follows: 3,431 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Holly Evans and the Spiral Path by wordhammer reviews
Holly is prickly and poisonous like her namesake, only with Hermione she's more normal. Dark and disturbing Girl!Harry tells her story via an enchanted journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 405,903 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
The Bonds of Blood by Darth Marrs reviews
YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. Harry and Ginny have to learn to live with a bond that steals away their privacy and leaves them dependent on each other and frightened for their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 191,649 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 2,181 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
All Through the Night by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,628 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 3,215 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 4,268 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Goblet's Revenge reviews
Harry snaps at the beginning of the first task, and stops caring about anything, including whether he lives or dies. The Goblet decides to take matters into its own "hands". Toss in a mildly depressed dragon, and things get very interesting very fast. T for mild language, rating may increase later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,740 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 9/29/2016 - Published: 7/16/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
Ballade No 3 reviews
Pansy has an unusual request for Harry, with unexpected consequences. Companion piece to Chopin's Ballade No. 3. Warning: Lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/27/2016 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] - Complete
Claire De Luna reviews
It was a beautiful night, and Luna had it to spend by herself. Does the moon love her? A companion fic to "Claire De Lune" by Claude Debussy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2016 - Complete
Prelude in C Sharp Minor
Luna Lovegood is lonely and sad as she gets on the train for Hogwarts. Will she find friends? A companion to Rachmaninoff's Prelude in C# Minor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Harry P., Luna L., OC - Complete
Luna sometimes comes to the Astronomy Tower, because her mum had always told her that Aldebaran was her star. A companion fic (NOT a songfic) to "Aldebaran" by Enya.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Hunting for Plimpies reviews
How did Luna learn about all of those animals? Explores Luna's grief at the death of her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2016 - Luna L., Xenophilius L. - Complete