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The Good Hunter by StaffSergeant reviews
The Hunter is adrift and he is not sure the Waking World was supposed to be this strange. Set during the Fall of Lescatie and beyond, watch as a man tormented by the Night of the Hunt tries to find his purpose in a new world... (I'm a bit short on ideas so...yeah, this is just something I'd like to take out for now.)
Crossover - Bloodborne & Monster Girl Encyclopedia - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,623 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 2,097 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 4/12/2019 - The Hunter
Magic School Days by dogger807 reviews
When the CMC asked Discord to help them attend magic school, he pulled an owl out of his hat. Only he didn't exactly have a hat. Which was okay, since their new school had a singing one laying around. Image by:Taneysha
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 106 - Words: 477,216 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 9/11 - Published: 5/15/2017 - Harry P., Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Applebloom - Complete
Reclaiming the House of Black by Fairywm reviews
Tired of the way he and his godson are treated, Sirius takes a stand and reclaims his house. No longer will he let others rule his life. Molly, and others, get a smack down. No longer a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,826 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 4,060 - Follows: 4,396 - Updated: 9/11 - Published: 2/26/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Great Helicopter Massacre of 1991 by EmperorNefarious1 reviews
Harry's not pleased about being shanghaied onto the Quidditch team. Luckily he knows an old man that could help him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A New Life Down Under by phoenixgirl26 reviews
After hearing some plans that other people wanted for him, Harry Potter decides it's time to begin a new life, a new life away from Hogwarts and Albus Dumbledore. Hermione bashing, Ginny bashing, Molly Bashing and Dumbledore bashing, no slash, teenage boy/girl relationship. Non canon characters. Some strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,276 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 11/23/2015 - [Harry P., Susan B.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Xander Harris and the Trip Through Hell by ZebJeb reviews
When the portal of Acathla opens, Xander jumps in to close the portal. Follows his journey through hell to find a way home. Badass Xander.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,891 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 11/2/2018 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Half-Arsed Tournament by Marathon Zack 140.6 reviews
Harry Potter never wanted to compete in the tournament in the first place. And when his name mysteriously came out of the goblet, he still didn't. So he did what any sensible wizard would do, and didn't care. [Harry x Hermione - best friends to romantic]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,291 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 7/6 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Through the Veil by Fairywm reviews
Sirius falls through the veil, Harry follows. They wind up somewhere new. Knowing there's no way back, they seek to help their world as best they can. Just a quick one-shot. Dumbles bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 126 - Published: 7/4 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Boy Who Planned by TomHRichardson reviews
AU. Four days after Dumbledore has informed Hogwarts that the school will be hosting the Triwizard Tournament this year, Harry plays a hunch and sneaks off to Gringotts. At Gringotts, Harry begins a plan. Later, when the Goblet of Fire spits out Harry's name, Dumbledore is shocked by what Harry does next. This is an H/Hr story that bashes Dumbledore and Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,300 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 6/15 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D., Dobby - Complete
O' Brave New World by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Year Five, crack pairing. Hermione's mum has come to visit after a nasty divorce. Sirius Black is an ex-convict. You get the picture... As do Harry and Hermione, unfortunately.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Grinning Goblins by Fairywm reviews
Harry feels that it's stupid to alienate those who control your money. See how a bunch of first years treat the goblins and what comes of it. These kids are going to cause quite a storm. Should be fun. A fast paced, happy, story about changing their destiny. It all starts at Gringotts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,979 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dean T., Justin F. - Complete
Dark Wizard Tournament- The Goblet of Darkness by Galleons 'n'Gold reviews
Harry decides to travel back in time to have some fun. Time Travel. MoD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,632 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Gellert G.
A Brand New Start by Fairywm reviews
Rita spouting lies, branded as a Dark wizard and goblins in a rage; Harry's had enough. So, he seeks to jump back in time to save himself from a life of misery and fickle loyalty, maybe a little revenge and mysteries along the way.Time Travel! A Harry raises himself fic. Non-epilogue compliant, non-slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,491 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 6,715 - Follows: 3,934 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 8/8/2015 - [Harry P., OC] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
What's a Gungan? by mjimeyg reviews
A teenager falls from the sky but has no presence in The Force. He doesn't even know what he landed on. He certainly isn't anywhere near home anymore.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,368 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 4,267 - Follows: 3,392 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 4/30 - [Padmé Amidala, Harry P.] Yoda, Sirius B. - Complete
A Familiar's Work is Never Done by Triscribe reviews
Time travel fix-it fics are all over this dang site, but have you ever read one where the character to go back is a bird? No? Me neither, so I decided I had to write one. Alternate title: Hedwig Is Very Fed Up With All This Nonsense
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 157 - Published: 5/4 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Supreme Champion by Haugh Wards reviews
In his dreams Harry discovered Voldemort was going to attempt to get him into the TriWizard Tournament. In retaliation he tricked the Goblet of Fire to emit the names of the people who wanted him in the tournament. Four names came out, including Albus Dumbledore. Now the new Supreme Champion is forced into the tournament. See how he fares. Dumbledore!Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,404 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 3,037 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Albus D. - Complete
Cucking Konoha? by Scott the Wanderer reviews
Kumo has suffered a massive earthquake and the Ninja of the village are enjoying the hospitality of Konoha. Of course they wouldn't be ninja if they didn't try to get one over on their hosts. Or will they?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/12 - Hinata H., Killer Bee, A/Fourth Raikage - Complete
Really Into The Movie by Manchester reviews
Who hasn't already daydreamed of this?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,404 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/23/2018
Rewrite The Stars by Vance McGill reviews
ONE SHOT! Fate doesn't like what he sees happening on the events of September 1st, 2017, at King's Cross. So he looks back and changes one little thing. How can one tiny change rewrite the stars for a Muggle-Raised Wizard and a Muggleborn Witch? Harry.Hermione; Not for Dumbledore, Ron, Ginny and Molly Weasley fans!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,425 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 383 - Published: 2/29 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
From the Mind of Dunuelos: Plot Bunnies by dunuelos reviews
Random Bunnies. If anyone finds a bunny they like, feel free to take it home. See first chapter for disclaimer. Rating is for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,232 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 5/27/2014
Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 413,348 - Reviews: 8695 - Favs: 8,650 - Follows: 8,639 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8361 - Favs: 14,983 - Follows: 16,075 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Harry gets some common sense by Amelia Claw reviews
At times, Harry (and some others) really needs this thing called common sense. Aka, Harry does his best to make sure he won't die! Chapters are a series of one-shots. One shots can be adopted by others if asked (and given) permission. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,951 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 4/29/2016 - Harry P.
Sirius Saves Himself by Right What Is Wrong reviews
It's amazing how much writing a politely-worded letter can get you. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/11/2019 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Groundhog Harry's Descent Into Madness by zugrian reviews
After winning the war and defeating the Dark Lord, Harry thought he was finished being fate's chewtoy. He wakes up 14 again and has yet another date with the triwizard tournament. Now he's stuck in a time loop, trading his sanity for amusement, and the universe will never be the same. Includes: sex, violence, swearing, lunacy, bashing, and probably some silly tropes as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 10/27/2019 - Published: 3/13/2019 - Harry P., Parvati P., Susan B., Daphne G. - Complete
That Sounds Like Work by flabbyknight reviews
This is not what Taylor signed up for.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,604 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Skitter, Grue, Regent, Tattletale - Complete
The Ministry Sanctioned Use of Love Potions by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Severus Snape receives a letter from the Department of Magical Education he can't ignore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,128 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 10/3/2019 - Published: 11/17/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Severus S. - Complete
White to Move, Mate in Two by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. While spying on Voldemort in the Shrieking Shack, Harry gets an idea, and things change very fast.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 122 - Published: 9/29/2019 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Does Different by joemjackson reviews
One-shots of moments where a scene goes different. Expect everything ...slapstick, cursing, violence, sexual innuendo, tragedy, etc. etc. Anything may happen to any character. Not just canon events, assorted fanfics are honored, ridiculed, homaged. Also with sequels. Not just what happened, but what happened later.*-*RETIRED*-* for more goto Son-Of-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 250 - Words: 270,217 - Reviews: 2982 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 9/29/2019 - Published: 3/23/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Wandering of a Sword Hero by A Dyslexic Writer reviews
Shirou never expected to be summoned to another world, but now all he wants to do is finish save it so that he could return home to his family. But it order to return home, he will first have to survive. First rule of surviving as a summoned hero, don't trust ANYONE. (Retiring this story)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 221,951 - Reviews: 8571 - Favs: 7,487 - Follows: 8,456 - Updated: 9/21/2019 - Published: 1/26/2019 - Shirō E., Firo
Age Lines Are Useless by Zero Rewind reviews
A series of one-shots dedicated to showing how utterly stupid the idea of an Age Line truly is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/21/2019 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 1904 - Favs: 8,482 - Follows: 8,518 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Playing by the Rules by RobSt reviews
Sometimes playing by the rules is not just your best option, it can be your only option.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,925 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 9/1/2019 - Published: 8/11/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by kb0 reviews
Sirius decides to stop brooding and asks a few pointed questions which leads Harry to an interesting choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 234 - Published: 8/29/2019 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Odds and Ends by kb0 reviews
This will be a collection of stories that are not big enough to stand on their own, and they are available for adoption. The reason for that may be one or more of the following...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,982 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 8/25/2019 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Harry P.
Like Grains of Sand in the Hourglass by Temporal Knight reviews
During the Battle in the Department of Mysteries Nymphadora Tonks finds herself thrown back to the beginning of Fifth Year. With two Tonks walking around and her faith in Dumbledore eroded what's a Metamorphmagus to do? Protect Harry Potter at all costs, that's what! Tonks ends up crafting a new identity for herself and infiltrates Hogwarts to fix the future. Pairing: Harry/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,574 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 4,975 - Follows: 4,107 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 10/12/2016 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Family Magic by BeepKeeper reviews
After the Tri-Wizard Tournament, journalists write inflammatory articles focusing on danger of loss of so many magical families. Everyone ignores report that Dark Lord has returned. Dumbledore convenes Order of the Phoenix where he and Molly Weasley push forward a betrothal between Harry & Ginny without considering penalties of Family Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,366 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 194 - Published: 8/23/2019 - Complete
Trump Card by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,285 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 4,323 - Follows: 4,345 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Über, Leet - Complete
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 3,687 - Follows: 3,019 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
Price of Blood by ack1308 reviews
We take the tale up in early February of 2011, when Sophia incites a group of boys to chase Taylor down and duct-tape her to a telephone pole. It all goes horribly wrong from the moment that they catch her. Things will never be the same again, for Taylor Hebert or for Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 151,548 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 2,218 - Updated: 7/24/2019 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, E. Piggot - Complete
A Fresh Start by Allen Blaster reviews
A moment expounded upon at the end of Episode 25 in the anime. Explaining what went through Naofumi's mind at the flag raised over Rurorona Village. and why it was so important to him. With a pinch of Raphtalia/Naofumi.
Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2019 - Naofumi I., Raphtalia - Complete
Freon by Serpent Tailed Angel reviews
In which Motoyasu attempts to raise his own angel.
Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Motoyasu K., Malty/Mein - Complete
Harry Potter and the Blue-Haired Angel by Quatermass reviews
They thought he died at the hands of Lord Voldemort during the Third Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament. But a Portkey misshap merely sent him through the cracks of reality. Now, as Voldemort gathers his forces, and the Ministry sticks its head in the sand, Harry Potter returns from a future in another world...and he's brought NERV, as well as his girlfriend Rei, with him...
Crossover - Evangelion & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,635 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 6/23/2019 - Published: 10/18/2015 - [Harry P., Rei A.] Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
The Petrov Gambit by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Albus Dumbledore decides to do everything he can to make sure that young Harry Potter enjoys his childhood. Things, as it turns out, get just a little bit out of hand. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/10/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Dragon Chronicles 1: Muggle-Raised Champion by Stargon1 reviews
The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion. What that means is anyone's guess, but to Harry, one thing is clear: he can finally get away from Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,377 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 6,790 - Follows: 5,521 - Updated: 6/5/2019 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
All Through the Night by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,844 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 4,264 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 6/2/2019 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
Naofumi's Rage by Aegran5267 reviews
What would have happened if Raphtalia hadn't been able to calm down Naofumi after his duel with Motoyasu? Dark and depressing read.
Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,014 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 92 - Published: 5/16/2019 - Complete
Another Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"I don't know what else to tell you, Dragon," Armsmaster frowned. "It sounds like you have exhausted all the potential avenues your employment with the Protectorate, Guild, and PRT make possible." "That's…true," Dragon said slowly. "Colin," she breathed after perhaps three seconds, "you're a genius."
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,530 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 5/16/2019 - Published: 4/16/2019 - Brandish, Canary - Complete
Misery Loves Company by lateVMlover reviews
This is a one-shot that centers a bit around the events of Deadpool 2. A heartbroken Deadpool has an encounter with a one-eyed man at a diner.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,485 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/2/2019 - Published: 6/1/2018 - Xander H., Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 893 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Trolling Skynet by hvm2k2 reviews
Just a Drabble/One-Shot - John Connor has a big secret and an even bigger prank planned for Skynet.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Terminator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2019 - Complete
Black Widows by White Angel of Auralon reviews
People believed that they were such great couples. If only they knew. The two sisters were great actresses, who would play their roles until they had reached their goals. Secrets of their family would bring them what they wanted for themselves and their children. Deception was something they had learned from a young age after all. Both would have done well in Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 382 - Published: 3/18/2019 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
The Power of the Potters by RockIll reviews
Complete! With a Light Lord interfering in Potter Family matters and a Dark Lord hell-bent on killing off the Potters, a cadet branch of the Potter family has to act. Armed with knowledge, Family Magik, and supported by many cousins, Harry takes Magical England by storm. Realistic characters and some bashing, HHR with less focus on pairings. Betaed by Marc the Unruly
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 128,242 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 3,706 - Follows: 3,038 - Updated: 3/12/2019 - Published: 7/25/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"She could have drowned you in bugs," Calle said. Tagg wasn't certain if that would have been a mercy or a punishment.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 3/6/2019 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Skitter, Alexandria, Danny H., Tagg - Complete
Blitz by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. In an alternate history where the Blitz lasted a few months longer in London, the young Tom Riddle's life takes a very different turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/2/2019 - Tom R. Jr., Gellert G. - Complete
Up Yours Dumbles by monbade reviews
After the Tri-Wizard tournament. Harry is alone, abandoned by his friend during the 4th year and his Godfather and Remus afterwards. Then one morning 2 weeks later he receives a letter. A letter written by his mother and his life changes. (Dumbles, Molly, Ginny and Hermione bashing)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,116 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 3,557 - Follows: 2,086 - Updated: 2/21/2019 - Published: 11/4/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Consequences by slytherinsal reviews
Expanded from one of the whimsical drabbles. When Harry reckons that being chosen for the Triwizard has nullified his contract with Hogwarts and expelled him, he strikes a deal with Karkaroff, to Dumbledore's horror. Not to be taken seriously, just enjoy the anarchy and mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,193 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 146 - Published: 2/19/2019 - Complete
Magical Connections by lateVMlover reviews
When Buffy died at the end of season 1, the spell hiding her true magical heritage was broken. Severus Snape, her true father, journeys to the hellmouth to meet her for the first time. There he finds more magical connections. The Scoobies learn of a whole new world, alternating their lives forever. All BTVS main characters from season 1 included in this tale.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,805 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/12/2019 - Published: 7/2/2018 - Buffy S., Willow R., Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 7,392 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Fearful Redux by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Don't like the world? Go find another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 1/17/2019 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Goblet's Revenge by duskglow reviews
Harry snaps at the beginning of the first task, and stops caring about anything, including whether he lives or dies. The Goblet decides to take matters into its own "hands". Toss in a mildly depressed dragon, and things get very interesting very fast. Didn't start out as a crack-fic, kinda turned into one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,628 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 7/16/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
Night of the green fairy by jade-fae reviews
Who says you can't drink your problems away? Especially when there's a little glowy person to guide you. Happy 2019! Please drink responsibly. Now, let's rock!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,339 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2019 - Complete
Albus Dumbledore and the Limbo Conversation by ZebJeb reviews
Albus Dumbledore meets a different Harry Potter in the Limbo version of King's Cross, where he learns some disturbing facts and discovers a glaring hole in all of his plans for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 146 - Published: 12/29/2018 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Simurgh's Son by Darth Marrs reviews
The world first saw Harry Bailey in a photo kneeling on a road before the Endbringer the Simurgh. The Simurgh's psychic scream drove entire cities mad. In Harry, it woke something else entirely. He never told the heroes what happened. After all, how could a young boy explain memories he could not possibly have, of a powerful, ancient sorcerer from a universe that preceded his own?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 284,650 - Reviews: 4856 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 3,552 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Harry P., Skitter - Complete
In the Dark by jade-fae reviews
The sequel to Harry Potter D&D. The crew return to Hogwarts, with tagalongs. How will a group of seasoned dungeon crawlers handle this Voldemort? Come inside, and find out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,744 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Complete
Real Legends never die by jade-fae reviews
Because some people just have to touch things. One more time, into the breach. Merry Christmas folks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/24/2018 - Complete
Don't Wake the Baby by Roff reviews
A simple retelling of that fateful Halloween night in 1981 when Voldemort came calling. Completely AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/2/2018 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Voldemort - Complete
The boy who was trolled by jade-fae reviews
Ever feel like your life is not in your control. Harry Potter knows that feeling. He's had it ever since the first time he died. See the hundred one lives of Harry Potter as he fights to survive and maybe find out who the hell is trolling his life's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 33,202 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/30/2018 - Published: 10/31/2018 - Complete
A Monster's Marriage by Jiu-jitsu dude reviews
She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,314 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 4,547 - Follows: 3,496 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
For Research Purposes by Mallobaude reviews
When Jaune was rejected by Weiss again, Ruby decided to take him under her wing in order to win over the heart of his crush. After all, who would be better to teach him about Weiss' interests and desires than her own partner? All they needed to do was go out on a date together. For research purposes.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,049 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 266 - Published: 11/21/2018 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] - Complete
Walk Away by Hippothestrowl reviews
What if Harry just walks away from Hogwarts and the magical contract that binds him to the Tri-Wizard Tournament? A single tiny change to canon and we have a short, coming of age drama that eventually turns into a short love story. Harmony was meant to be. Brief Dumbledore & Hogwarts students bash and humiliation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,520 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 11/19/2018 - Published: 11/6/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Sorting Hat and the Bird Flu by 8thweasleykid reviews
What if the Sorting Hat had a cold the night of Harry’s sorting?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/13/2018 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sorting Hat, Harry P. - Complete
Who Will Fill a Coward's Grave? by RobSt reviews
A certain Miss Granger takes steps to ensure she can contact her best friend during the summer holidays. After the disaster of the Triwizard tournament, she believes Harry shouldn't be left alone - no matter what Dumbledore says.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,906 - Reviews: 4183 - Favs: 6,773 - Follows: 6,709 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 8/24/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Enough by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter wasn't stupid nor naive. He grew up having to look out for himself. Why would that suddenly change in the Wizarding World? But a snake in lion's clothing wouldn't reveal itself until it was to late to stop him. He wanted freedom, and he would get it. No matter what Dumbledore, the Ministry or Voldemort might think. Alternate from Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,328 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 4,991 - Follows: 3,429 - Updated: 10/21/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Law by ZebJeb reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, a new Marriage Law is put forth to increase the population. Harry expresses his extreme dismay with this development. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 130 - Published: 10/20/2018 - Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
Starting Over by kb0 reviews
Harry hoped that going to Hogwarts would be a good thing for him, his chance to start over. He was surprised by what he found.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 285 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Debt Collection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In Deathly Hallows, Harry finally demanded repayment of Wormtail's life debt. But what if he'd done that three years earlier? (Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
The Shock of it All by Fairywm reviews
A freak potion accident renders our hero without memory of who he is. Watch as the new Harry takes Hogwarts by storm. No one is going to tell him what to do. AU 4th year. Super!Unfettered!Cussing!Harry. Some bashing, but not stupidly so. Not a crossover, but with a lot of Sci-fi references. Harry's a bit of an ass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 222,797 - Reviews: 2546 - Favs: 4,052 - Follows: 3,811 - Updated: 10/5/2018 - Published: 6/22/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Biggest What-If by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Because really, what did you expect when you gave a dorky teenager laser eye beams that destroy the forces of evil.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/28/2018 - Ruby R. - Complete
The Name Is Not The Thing by Right What Is Wrong reviews
"Harry Potter" - so read the scrap of paper that came forth from the Goblet. And so everyone presumes Harry is the Champion. However... (Oneshot. Mildly AU. Slight Ron-bashing.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/23/2018 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
And Yet Again Still Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
We are up to seven of the clinical proof that I have ADHD!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 183,757 - Reviews: 2767 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Complete
Reformed, Returned and Really Trying by Starfox5 reviews
AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,946 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
Galvanising The Union by PuzzleRaven reviews
After the school meeting, Sophia runs into some Hebert family history. One-shot.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/30/2018 - Danny H., Shadow Stalker - Complete
Lodestar by ShayneT reviews
Taylor Hebert is the grandchild of Magneto, a villain from another world. She has inherited his powers. Is the world prepared for a mistress of magnetism?
Crossover - X-Men & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 61 - Words: 181,803 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 8/21/2018 - Published: 3/13/2018 - Complete
Of Snakes and Time Travel by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Orochimaru - Complete
Drool by VonPelt reviews
Harry needs a date for the Yule Ball and Hermione has a solution. Harry/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 8/12/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
The Price is Right by High Pot In Noose reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 7,102 - Follows: 4,554 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Bank Account by White Angel of Auralon reviews
What if there was one Person in Little Whinging that didn't simply believe the stories about Harry that Petunia and Vernon told their neighbours, but actually looked to see what was going on. What if that Person acted, to at least give Harry some justice for what he had to endure there? One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 495 - Published: 7/7/2018 - Harry P., OC - Complete
What Did I Just Do? by HostileHufflepuff reviews
Hermione makes a rash decision regarding her career. Ron, Harry, and 4-year-old Rose help her figure out what's next. HG/RW One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2018 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P., Rose W. - Complete
Never trust a Redhead by Madhatter1981 reviews
Dean goes looking for Ginny after 'The Battle of Hogwarts' what he finds changes the future of the Weasleys a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,308 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 9/18/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Ginny W., Dean T. - Complete
Appointment in Samarra: Meeting the Master by DZ2 reviews
One-Shot: When Dean attempted to retrieve Sam's soul, he found his attempts blocked, not by Death, but by one with the power to trump the Horseman himself. Master Hunter, meet the Master of Death!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 203 - Published: 4/14/2018 - Harry P., Dean W., Death, Tessa - Complete
The Hogwarts Club by Haugh Wards reviews
"DETENTION!" Through the eyes of Severus Snape, we see the evolving relationship between the two students he always has in detention. The two students that will forever be the death of him and disgust him. Secretly though, he does like them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 497 - Published: 4/7/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter D&D by jade-fae reviews
Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Luna sit down to play a Dungeons and Dragons style board game and wind up getting sucked into the world of the game. Best synopsis ever. Take the November writing challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,009 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/7/2018 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Complete
The Price of Betrayal by Alsas1975 reviews
Voldemort has always wanted to kill him, and the support of magical Britain has been inconsistent at best. What happens when Harry learns that some of those closest to him are not what they seem? Harry Potter one-shot. H/HG. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 3/14/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Firewall by QAI521 reviews
Taylor Triggers. Things don't get better. [One-Shot]
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/3/2018 - Complete
What If by TheSparkler reviews
What if Sirius Black had gone to trial before being sent to Azkaban? This and many other 'what if' scenarios will soon be put to the test in this collection of one-shots and short stories surrounding our biggest questions of what could have happened if things were just a little bit different. Leave a request in the comments and I will do my best to make them happen - happy reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 3/18/2018 - Sirius B., Remus L., Peter P., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
Who Did It? by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry wants to know who put his name in. The professors aren't cooperating, so he takes matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 773 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Legally Speaking by megamatt09 reviews
To get out of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry enlists the help of one of the most dangerous forces on the planet. An attorney. Marvel crossover, one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 427 - Published: 3/25/2018 - Harry P., Albus D., Amelia B., C. Fudge - Complete
Take no Umbridge II: Taking Defense by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A companion to Take no Umbridge I, covering events in the first story until the end of the school year in a more serious angle, as Harry Potter takes over the job of teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,758 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 3/20/2018 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Daughter, Dragon by 6thfloormadness reviews
Richter leaves a different message to be found in the event of his death.
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 161 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Dragon - Complete
The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. Will remain unfinished. I DON'T WRITE HERE ANYMORE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,437 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 2,467 - Updated: 3/17/2018 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U.
Most Extreme Sunnydale Challenge by Xodarap reviews
It's Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Buffy style.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2018 - Xander H. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 9,374 - Follows: 3,237 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 3,697 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Remember The Darkness (The Dark Lord Does Not) by gandalf537 reviews
Harry Potter used the one spell on Voldemort that nobody thought to use, taking a lesson from the most useless teacher in stride: Obliviate. Chaos follows, and the Dark Lord has a lot of questions. ACT II: Gilderoy is dumb and the previous Lord Voldemort just wants his snake. Loosely based off of chapter 44 of "101 Names We Could Have Used." This is not to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,250 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/7/2018 - Published: 10/11/2017 - Harry P., Lucius M., Voldemort, Gilderoy L. - Complete
Jungle Laws by The Ferryman reviews
in which Taylor reads from her mother's books, and decides to confront Sophia instead of leaving matters to Regent, Miss Militia has a rough start to leadership, Battery plays detective, and people take turns dressing up as Skitter.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,777 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 117 - Published: 3/5/2018 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker - Complete
Panacea for the Soul by Arthur Hansen reviews
Happenstance, chance or just luck... Taylor Hebert takes a different route home one winter afternoon from school and limps into the sights of Amy Dallon. Healing a sprained ankle wouldn't make a bit of difference, right?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,980 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Skitter, Panacea - Complete
For the Win, or by The Ferryman reviews
How l33t saves the world because Cauldron hasn't been doing its 'job', Contessa hasn't been looking for the right Path, and Skitter knows how to delegate important matters to those best suited to handling them even if it means potentially compromising the Villainous Top Secret World-Saving Conspiracy. And Rachel gets to play with puppies, of course.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/26/2018 - Skitter, Tattletale, Leet, Contessa - Complete
Queen of Blood by SirWill reviews
Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. Then she wakes up in her grave, changed. Powerful. With faint memories of a life not her own. And why does she dream of a castle in the mountains?
Crossover - Castlevania & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 107 - Words: 386,791 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 3,083 - Follows: 2,370 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Complete
Skittering thief by ShayneT reviews
Granted powers from another world, Taylor Hebert must deal with a Cape world that is out to kill her when they discover that she can permanently steal powers.
Crossover - Heroes & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 237,015 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Complete
Harry the weapon by slytherinsal reviews
Vernon gets the smarts when accidental magic in response to a bellow breaks the compulsion to be mean to Harry. He is well sore with the magical world which is making a child soldier by grooming Harry, so he decides to turn the weapon back on them by teaching Harry all he needs to survive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,550 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 762 - Published: 2/12/2018 - Complete
The Day Dumbledore Snapped by Kitty Smith reviews
Albus Dumbledore has a difficult job. Well, two difficult jobs. Alright, three. And maybe he also runs a vigilante organization on the side- we're getting off track. The point is, sometimes even the mighty Leader of the Light gets a little... Off. Warning(s): crack!fic, crazy!Dumbledore, ridiculousness
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/8/2018 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Complete
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 8,091 - Follows: 8,731 - Updated: 1/28/2018 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Harry Potter meets The Girl-Who-Lived by coolhacker1025 reviews
Harry Potter finds himself in a strange land; one where apparently he was born a girl. How do his actions affect Rose Potter's story? Rose/Hermione friendship, Mentor!Harry. Possible spoilers through Deathly Hallows, and probable spoilers through Year 3 of "Adventures of Rose Potter"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/26/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What's the Worst That Could Happen? by galaxies in her eyes reviews
Harry and Hermione take Ron out on a camping trip. What could possibly happen? Written for Ilvermorny's New Year's traditions challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Saving People Thing by Souen11 reviews
Harry has been hiding all his life. Much more broken than anybody could have realized, what happens when Hermione turns her back on him together with Ron during the Hunt?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,713 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 1/5/2018 - Published: 5/1/2017 - [Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks, Mrs. Zabini] - Complete
An Anticlimatic Tournament by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Slicing the Gordian Knot, Hogwarts-style. /oneshot, Intelligent!Harry/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Falling in Love… Quite Suddenly and Literally by articcat621 reviews
Who knew that a trick being played on her would lead to it being her lucky day?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Restless Leg Syndrome by DashRenders reviews
A mature commission set after DH, ignoring canon: Harry asks Tonks to sit near him at a Weasley family gathering so Molly doesn't try to set him up with Ginny once again. Tonks would rather play footsie under the table and tease him in a very public place, instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 259 - Published: 1/4/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Warts and all by slytherinsal reviews
In which a smart!Vernon figures out that he and Petunia are being manipulated to resent Harry, and decide to do all they can to teach him everything they can about the wizarding world. Petunia enlists Lily's old friend, Severus Snape, and when the Marauders come on board they love the biggest prank on Dumbledore ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,683 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 273 - Published: 1/3/2018 - Complete
Stars at Night by DarkEagle69 reviews
"Well maybe you can eat me." The look on her face was serious. Harry wasn't sure if she meant that. Maybe she was just kidding. Well, she did spend a lot of time with him perhaps it had actually crossed her mind; besides he would be lying if he said he hadn't thought about it. Discover what happens when Harry and Luna spend a lot of time together just before new years. Sexy ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,135 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Hallowed Horror by Right What Is Wrong reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry takes a moment to really think about the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Harry P., Death - Complete
Five Times Dudley Should Have Done Something by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/Dark AU/ If he had been a better person, perhaps it would have made a difference. But he wasn't, and his cousin paid the price.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Do you like it? by FunCube reviews
For the annual New Year's present Harry has something special for Hermione. But will she like it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Ron W., Lavender B.] - Complete
Midnight Miracle by MagicalQuillPower2100 reviews
On July 31st, 1980, Harry is born under mysterious circumstances that earn him the title, "The Boy Who Lived," just not in the way one would expect. (One-shot, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2017 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Pornomancer by ArmoredHotDog reviews
Harry is broke but has an idea. Luna has money but no ideas. Together, they start a multi-million galleon industry, selling the easiest thing to sell in the world. Themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/29/2017 - [Luna L., Harry P.] - Complete
The Howler by potterheadproblems reviews
Peter never had time to sell the Potters out to Voldemort before he was shipped to Azkaban. James and Lily are alive, and Harry gets an interesting Howler after crashing the car at the beginning of second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Stop worrying for one evening by VonPelt reviews
Attending Slughorn's Christmas Party sounded like a tedious task. With the right company however, it turned out to be anything but tedious.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/26/2017 - Published: 10/21/2017 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
All is Well by Cant.Resist reviews
While doing her some coursework over holiday break, young Lily Luna stumbles over the one thing she wants to be known, Harry Potter is very loved. Definitely Fluff. Loosely inspired by that sad as hell Met Life Commercial, My Daddy Lies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Lowering the Veil by Bakuraptor reviews
When Ron's called out, for the fourth time that month, to investigate a potential breach of the Statute, he's expecting a wizard on the lash, perhaps, or an enchantment gone awry. What he ends up encountering is rather less benign.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Christmas Miracle by blue artemis reviews
You never know when things you found useless can become miraculous. Prompt from Perspicacity: Harry received some questionable holiday gifts over the years: a 50 pence piece from the Dursleys, maggots from Kreacher, a toothpick from the Dursleys, a fanged wallet from Hagrid, a tissue, again from the Dursleys, dog biscuits from Aunt Marge... Little did he know they would be the answ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Plucking Strings by Digitize27 reviews
A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 281,182 - Reviews: 3034 - Favs: 5,021 - Follows: 4,175 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Potions Essay by revabhipraya
Writing Potions essay together was, surprisingly, not as horrible as it sounded. {a translation of Esai Ramuan}
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2017 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Hermione's favorite tradition by Kristeristerin reviews
Hermione get's an extra surprise during the annual ornament exchange at the Burrow. - Just a bit of Harmione Christmas fluff. Written for DarkNorseLady. Merry Christmas, Dear!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/23/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hot Chocolate and Presents by fluffy kitty of darkness reviews
The two mugs of hot chocolate had tiny white marshmallows floating ontop, Harry noted — almost feeling a bit dizzy. /Harry/Hermione - While decorating, Harry realizes that she was the best gift he had ever gotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Haunted by Celinarose reviews
Hermione visits Harry's home. Something isn't quite right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Yuletide Blessing by Harry50 reviews
What if Hermione decided to teach Harry how to dance before the Yule Ball?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,871 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 9/9/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Secret Santa by Mr. Villiers reviews
It's Christmas at the Ministry of Magic, and like every year, Harry is Hermione's Secret Santa. This year, however, Harry's afraid he might've taken things a step too far.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/22/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
It's Always Hazy at Hogwarts by turtlepig reviews
The gang hotboxes the Prefects' baths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/21/2017 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Questioning Quirinus by senawario reviews
One responsible adult does not like Dumbledore's glib explanation for how a troll got in. She lets it go, but reacts when the next incident happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,166 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/20/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Doing Things Differently by Blufuzzybubbles reviews
Harry is going into his fifth year armed with something even more valuable than power: Knowledge. Dumbledore's worst nightmare is realized. The blinders have been taken off and from now on...Harry will be the one pulling the strings. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 236,941 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 12/18/2017 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., OC - Complete
Harry Potter: IronWizard by kb0 reviews
After the disaster at the end of 5th year, Hermione sees a comic book and decides she can do better than others to keep Harry safe by making him a suit of armor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,013 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 12/15/2017 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily Leaves by monbade reviews
This is a story about a smart Lily like they say she was. She has a plan and follows it. (Character death.) Its AU. Paring is none from the books. This is a small story, 5 chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,273 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 12/13/2017 - Published: 12/6/2017 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lifetime Ban by obliviated fan reviews
Soon after the Final Battle, Harry discovers more consequences of his Fifth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
You're All I Need to Get By by Potato19 reviews
One shot, 5th Year. Just a little conversation between Harry and Hermione that could have taken place after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What A Man Must Do by sphinx01 reviews
Sirius eyed the changing table warily. Okay now, don't panic. Even James claimed to have changed his son's nappies before. It couldn't be that hard, could it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dollhouse by AberforthDumbledore090 reviews
The Research and Development of spells has always been dangerous, one day Hermione gets strangely affected. What lengths will Harry go to to help his friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/6/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fae's Path to Konoha by Racke reviews
Six-year-old Harry walks through a mirror, and Sakura becomes a big sister. But the Boy-Who-Lived still has a role to play.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,704 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Harry P., Sakura H. - Complete
Strategic Retreat by JackPotr reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry learns of things hidden from him and makes some realizations about both factions of the war. Along the way, Harry uses the unknown power to break free and start a new life. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 358 - Published: 12/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Quidditch Cup Aftermath by tyrannicpuppy reviews
It's Harry's seventh and final year at Hogwarts and Gryffindor has just won the Quidditch Cup. The entire house celebrates in spectacular fashion; however, someone managed to sneak some Firewhiskey to the festivities. When Harry wakes up the next morning he finds something there that he would never have imagined. ((No pairings so that we don't give away the surprise.))
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/28/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Never would I ever again by tatsumi yuki reviews
19 Years Later AU Harry decided that after 20 years he would go back to the muggle world and look around to search for something new. But he was in for a surprise. This idea just came to me yesterday and I just thought Why not. Should this be a crack fic? Tell me what you think.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Sweet Revenge by VFSNAKE reviews
One-shot. Naruto hates Konoha. He hates Jiraiya. He knows the truth about everything. What does he do? What anyone else would do in his place. No! Not forgive! Get sweet revenge!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,901 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 447 - Published: 11/23/2017 - Complete
A Path to Skitter by ShayneT reviews
A hero's journey sometimes requires help from behind the scenes before it even gets started.
Worm - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/15/2017 - Contessa - Complete
Just Be You by megamatt09 reviews
The grind of dealing with Umbridge and those who believe her coupled with a constant barrage of hate and harassment breaks down Harry Potter. Nearly to the point where he loses confidence in himself and starts to believe those who put him down. Thankfully, a visit might help things and prove that even Harry Potter needs a hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/14/2017 - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 12,540 - Follows: 12,506 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Please Explain by ack1308 reviews
What if Taylor's first encounter with Sophia went a little differently? A short two-parter.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/9/2017 - Published: 10/5/2017 - Shadow Stalker, Emma B. - Complete
Harry Loves, Therefore He Eats by gonzochickenlover reviews
Hedwig is concerned about Harry's eating habits. (Post 5th year). Warning: PTSD and Eating Disorders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Petunia takes a stand by slytherinsal reviews
Vernon's reaction to having Harry dumped on the doorstep by *their kind* is predictable, and Petunia has a small epiphany over what might happen if Dudley develops magic when he is older the way Lily did. Suddenly her love for her sister is more important than her jealousy, and she takes steps to save Harry and Dudley by contacting the only person she knows in the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,649 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 249 - Published: 11/3/2017 - Complete
Percy helps by senawario reviews
Hermione tricks Percy into exposing Umbridge's blood quill detentions. The fallout from that takes some interesting turns.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 263 - Published: 11/2/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Dolores U. - Complete
Harry channels his inner Slytherin by slytherinsal reviews
set following the pensieve incident during occlumensy, Harry has a sudden fit of the smarts and works to enlist more active aid from Snape. Unkind to Dumbledore and some Weasleys. Umbitch gets hers. Hermione has to think, and wises up. A peek at what might happen if the occasional use of logic and intellect was applied instead of hokey reasoning and blind belief in prophecy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,035 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 315 - Published: 10/30/2017 - Complete
Overcoming her fears by MyMessyIdeas reviews
Harry Potter just has the grandest idea to help Hermione get over her fear. She does not agree.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Hugs by Mr. Villiers reviews
It's amazing what a little display of friendly affection can do after a decade of neglect. When Harry experiences his first hug in living memory, he naturally wants another.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/22/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter, Head of Slytherin by Stephen Ratliff reviews
An oneshot in an off set of the universe of Take no Umbridge but not part of that series, where in Harry Potter takes over Slytherin
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Duel by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Albus Dumbledore decides to see how the students would go in a real fight, so he organises a duelling contest at Hogwarts. Dumbledore bashing, friendly Weasley's, some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,625 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 284 - Published: 10/16/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Neville L. - Complete
What Betrothal? by Xelan reviews
Marriage laws, forced betrothals, the phrase, "It is what it is." I'm not in favor of any of these, so naturally I wrote a story that includes all of them. Light on the Ron and Molly bashing -for me. Eventual Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 147 - Published: 10/15/2017 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
Conversations by SilverWolf7007 reviews
In which Remus is not going to steal James's wife. A few conversations between the Marauders and Lily over the years. Sort of prequel to Unmitigated Chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Albus Severus Potter by gandalf537 reviews
Severus Snape meets Albus Severus Potter- and thinks he needs to have a word or two with the Potter couple. Based off of the final chapter of "101 Names We Could Have Used." [Can be read separately, not particularly meant to be taken seriously.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/8/2017 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Daring Win by Lomonaaeren reviews
The year: 1987. The place: Muggle London. The situation: The Boy-Who-Lived is being treated horribly by his Muggle relatives. A young witch must take him in for the Ministry's good and his. The witch's name: Dolores Umbridge. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,533 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 10/7/2017 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
101 Names We Could Have Used by gandalf537 reviews
101 names and the logic behind them that Harry and Ginny could have used, because if there's one thing most of the fandom agrees on, it's that Albus Severus Potter was a horrible name for Harry's second child. Names are Sirius, serious, and silly. *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 101 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 6/23/2017 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Albus S. P. - Complete
Zumba by PadyandMoony reviews
What if the trio had been smarter about protecting the DA and Umbridge a bit dumber. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 244 - Published: 10/5/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Dolores U., C. Fudge - Complete
The Howler by Mnementh1 reviews
A serial killer is targeting Death Eaters. Who could The Howler be? A short one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/4/2017 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
When Harry Met Hedwig by XblackcatwidowX reviews
There exists a process similar to an animagus transformation, except that it is the familiars of witches and wizards who become human. On this day, Harry met Hedwig.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/4/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Butterbeer, Bollocks and a Ball by jaythekoala reviews
"She Transfigured Seamus' testicles into a pair of tweezers!" Through a series of unfortunate events and unwise decisions, Harry Potter ends up going to the Yule Ball with Daphne Greengrass. Perhaps things won't turn out so bad after all: when you've hit rock bottom, the only way to go is up, right? …Right? Not your usual Daphne fic. Warnings for language and underage drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 305 - Published: 10/1/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Loyalty by AmazingGraceless reviews
Pre-Cursed Child. Astoria finds out she's pregnant and she and Draco argue over whether to abort or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2017 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Under their Noses by Triscribe reviews
And to think, none of the rest of it would have happened had Hedwig not decided to deposit her natural waste products atop Draco Malfoy's head...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 170 - Published: 10/1/2017 - Harry P., Severus S., Minerva M., Hedwig - Complete
A Dance All My Own by Silverfawkes reviews
AU 4th year, Harry decides it's time to man up and dance to his own tune instead of the Headmaster's. Story contains some language, Dumbledore bashing, and a tiny bit of Ron bashing,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 106,324 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 2,803 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 10/1/2017 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Complete
Heroes and Villains by ack1308 reviews
When Taylor Hebert attempts to recruit Sophia Hess during Gold Morning, it doesn't go so well. This does, however, have a knock-on effect for Sophia and another Brockton Bay parahuman ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,878 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 81 - Published: 9/24/2017 - Complete
An Owl's Perspective by starspangledpumpkin reviews
First impressions are everything. So what is an owl's first impression of the wizards? And perhaps when an owl meets their companion?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2017 - Hedwig - Complete
Kidnapped by The Seven of Us reviews
In which being kidnapped is viewed as a normal, if annoying, thing. Sorta-nice!Petunia. Threeshot, crackfic. By Ruby. Complete as is, but occasionally adds another piece as inspiration strikes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Harry P., Minerva M., Petunia D. - Complete
To Each Their Due by dogger807 reviews
A short little one shot where Harry receives help from an unexpected source.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2017 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
All the Difference by ANGSWIN reviews
When Hermione saves Sirius's life during the battle at the Department of Mysteries, everything changes for both of them...and Harry! Written for the 2017 HP Canon Fix Fest
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,537 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 278 - Published: 8/31/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Bound by a kiss by rezakeene reviews
The night before her wedding, Hermione uncovers a staggering revelation that could seriously alter the course of her life. Soulmate/Multiverse AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,921 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 3/10/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ground Hog Harry by mandymld reviews
Harry relives Fourth year over and over again, trying to get it right. First up, Neville's name comes out of the Triwizard Cup. Chaos ensues. One of my Dusty Bunny stories but too long to be posted under that Banner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,181 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 8/31/2016
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4776 - Favs: 13,931 - Follows: 15,070 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Magissa: Origins by Quatermass reviews
(ONE-SHOT!) Betrayal was something she knew well, from two different lives. So too was being unfairly demonised. Both proved the catalyst to unlocking memories and abilities that will shake Brockton Bay to its core. A new parahuman makes her debut, and nothing will be the same again...
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Worm - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 354 - Published: 8/24/2017 - Medea, Skitter - Complete
Endgame by LeQuin reviews
Ron leaving them stranded on the hunt for the horcruxes wakes Harry and Hermione up to the fact that they cannot continue on as they have. They will have to think things through and not trust to luck or a destiny that may or may not turn out in their favour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,949 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 8/19/2017 - Published: 6/24/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Reuniting by HiAnitaIChangedTheNameJust4U reviews
What did Hedwig think about during her death?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Grind by Fencer22 reviews
Taylor gets the power to go into works of fiction and come out with new powers, pets, and items. This is my first fic. The quality and average post length improve as it progresses. I do not own Worm, or any of the other series referenced or quoted in this fic, I am making no money off of this. Story is dead, but the last post includes cliff notes and the intended ending.
Crossover - X-overs & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,087 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 7/12/2015 - [Skitter, Panacea] - Complete
Home Schooled by kb0 reviews
Summer after 4th year and after his trial, Harry becomes fed up with a number of things and decides he wants to spend more time with Sirius, so he convinces Sirius to home school him instead of returning to Hogwarts for his fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,931 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 7/20/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Trolling the Toad by Akela Victoire reviews
If his life at Hogwarts was going to be a living hell, then so was hers. She wouldn't know what hit her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 86,140 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Oblique (Worm YAAPT) by PseudoSim reviews
Question: What happens when an Administration Shard pings off both a Skill Thief and a Tinker that can make anything? Answer: Something that is greater than the sum of its parts. One Shot
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/9/2017 - Skitter, Dragon - Complete
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 3,615 - Follows: 1,402 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Warped Reflection by Fencer22 reviews
Naruto was always alone. He just wanted a friend. So he made one. Or, where a Jinchuriki goes crazy without being a violent physco, or depressed loner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/5/2017 - [Naruto U., OC] - Complete
Taylor in Hell by Nemrut reviews
For her crimes as Skitter, for her betrayals as Weaver and for her atrocities as Khepri, Taylor Hebert had a place reserved for her in hell. That place, however, was the throne. One-shot based on a premise of 8-Bit Theater.
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/4/2017 - Skitter, Regent - Complete
More Than a Friend by gregorybryce9 reviews
[ONE-SHOT] The Goblet of Fire had made its choice. Harry Potter was to be the fourth champion. When the four houses had turned their backs on the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry contemplates on who his true friends are. Surprisingly, only one person comes to mind. And that is a certain know-it-all, muggle-born witch... (HarryxHermione) HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 131 - Published: 8/2/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Severus Snape's Final Revenge by Temporal Knight reviews
It's known that skilled Occlumens can fake memories. What if Severus Snape wasn't quite as committed to protecting Harry Potter as Dumbledore thought? What if Snape looked at Harry not as Lily's child, but as James' son? What if he was a bit...vindictive? A small oneshot about how such an event might shape things at the very end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 126 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Thighs and Lows and Highs by DarthMittens reviews
Harry, Head Boy of Hogwarts following his victory over Voldemort, confiscates a picture of Hermione that she didn't know was being taken at the time, completely and utterly unaware of the feelings it will surface within him. H/Hr. One-Shot. Fluff! Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,212 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 177 - Published: 7/31/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Scars by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Some concerned Gryffindor students find out that Harry Potter has a lot of scars, and decide to do something about it. Warning, mentions child abuse. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,560 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 463 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Harry P., Minerva M., Amelia B. - Complete
Payback by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Crimes were committed against Harry Potter, yet no one would help him. He decided it was time to leave, for a while. When he returns he finally gets revenge on those that hurt him. Warning: slash. Bashing of almost everyone. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,994 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 192 - Published: 7/24/2017 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
A Fine Spring Day by DarthMittens reviews
On a spring day in his 6th year, Harry watches couples in love stroll around the lake at Hogwarts. Harry wants what they have, so he takes a swig of felix felicis so he can claim Ginny as his own. Felix has something else in store for him, though. One-Shot. H/Hr. Pure fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 148 - Published: 7/23/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Tired of it! by monbade reviews
Harry gets tired of the magical world after he killed Voldemort. Mobbed when he goes out by the people in the Alley and Hogsmead. Molly constantly yelling at him to marry Ginny and her trying to run his life. The ministry telling him he is A going back to Hogwarts for his seventh year or B joining the Aurors to help hunt down the rest of the death eaters. So he forms a plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,525 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 7/13/2017 - Complete
War Crimes by SpoonandJohn reviews
Professor Snape has pretty much despaired of ever teaching a dunderhead like Potter how to occlude his mind properly. Since he *is* on the side of the angels, he offers Harry a lesser option, one less effective but easier to do. Combined with a little sadism on Harry's part and he's lucky that Snape feels obligated to keep him out of prison for war crimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 142 - Published: 7/17/2017 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Convincing Him by losthpfanficwriter reviews
When Hermione and Ron try to get Harry to form Dumbledore's Army, things don't go as in canon. Harry is angry at being manipulated by everyone. Can Hermione convince him to give it a chance? / One shot, quick and naughty fic (M for a reason).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 239 - Published: 7/13/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Death First! by Lucillia reviews
Despite certain abilities, the Original Non-Duplicate Nanadaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto is seen in his office alone with all his paperwork with nary a clone in sight when one would expect him to have spammed the place with the things and gotten his paperwork done in five minutes. This is why that was the case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 136 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
Instinct by DolbyDigital reviews
She pushes, scratches, using beak and talons to escape. She doesn't know why or how, but she feels a need to leave here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Hedwig - Complete
It's All in the Name by apAidan reviews
just my take on the seemingly eternal debate about whether or not 'Harry' was Harry's actusl first name. And how it might impact the TriWizard Tournament. This isn't plainchant, so there's Harmony to be had.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 393 - Published: 7/8/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D.
Man's Absolute Most Bestest Friend by Lucillia reviews
Why the Uchiha don't let their kids keep pets anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 118 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Complete
Why Naruto is not Allowed to Use Seals Ever by Pokere reviews
Also known as all of Naruto's seals summon hell beasts that try to attack him or any unfortunate ninja nearby
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 311 - Published: 7/6/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2745 - Favs: 13,289 - Follows: 7,824 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Why Time Traveling is Inadvisable by Lucillia reviews
Naruto and Sasuke decide to combine the Oiroke Jutsu and Time Travel to pull a prank on their previous incarnations. It backfires. Spectacularly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 183 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fallout From Naruto's First Kiss by Lucillia reviews
How a certain incident could've gone if it had been Hanabi who had the crush on Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 217 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Hiashi H. - Complete
But First-Let Me Take a Selfie! by pottermum reviews
Muggle technology comes to the wizarding world. A cheeky, sassy Harry's bare bum is practically the first thing the Weasleys see when they web cam with Harpy Ginny in Wales. This sets off a string of selfies from Harry to Ron. Opening part inspired by early scene in Why Him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/24/2017 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Humans by rhead-a-holyc reviews
Before she became 'Hedwig', she was just another owl hoping to escape. Some minor violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2017 - Hedwig - Complete
Life's Detour by KaptainKnuts reviews
One small detour alters the events of Harry's 6th year for him and his friends. When Harry begins to see his female best friend in a new light, it drastically changes and reshapes all the relationships around him and has lasting impacts on the lives of the Golden Trio. 6th Year AU. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,578 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 6/20/2017 - Published: 10/31/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
That Granger Girl by Rosa Petallis reviews
The Life and Lies of Ginny Weasley. Ginny grew up reading the story of the-boy-who-lived and always assumed that he is her future husband. When Hermione Granger comes in, things started getting messy. Find out why Ginny hates That Granger Girl! H/Hr pairing. One-Shot. Ginny bashing and OOC. (Rated T for safety)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/17/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 6,293 - Follows: 4,158 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
here's my hand if you'll take it by coleytaylor reviews
Romilda Vane asks Hermione if Harry is seeing anyone, and Hermione panics and says that he's seeing her. Predictable hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Romilda V. - Complete
Essence Transfer by Heather Sinclair reviews
An evil Sith Priestess has Xander just were she wants him.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 106 - Published: 5/25/2017 - Complete
Somehow You'll Just Know by BrokenWingsHealed reviews
Luna Lovegood wondered if she would have a boyfriend someday, and her father hoped that when it happened, she would find the right person. If you like Harry/Luna romance with plenty of "Awww..." moments, Luna/Xeno stories focusing on their father/daughter bond, or stories about the tensions at the intersection of romantic relationships and familial love, this is the story for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,454 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/22/2017 - [Luna L., Harry P.] Xenophilius L. - Complete
Furry Little Problem (Or: Sirius' First Piercing) by RJLupinFan reviews
"He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit." This is the story of four boys, two girls, and a rabbit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Sometimes, It Isn't Always a Happy Ending by AlexL61 reviews
We all expected Ronald Weasley to be a good man to his wife and kids, but when you live through what he went through, even the best can fall. mentions of H/Hr, not really Ron bashing but decidedly not a pro-ron fic, warnings for domestic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/15/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
Hogwarts Protection System by kb0 reviews
If there are intent-based protective wards such as Albus erected around the Dursleys, how would Hogwarts be if it had some?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 783 - Published: 5/14/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Amelia B. - Complete
A Boy, a Girl, an Owl, and a Train Compartment by BrokenWingsHealed reviews
Harry doesn't expect to enjoy his fifth year back at Hogwarts, and would just as soon be alone on the train... but a few hours with a certain blonde Ravenclaw may have an unexpected effect. A "what-if" variant, grounded in canon, but also inviting you to explore the possibilities. For anybody who appreciates H/L as friends and/or a potential couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/13/2017 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Hedwig - Complete
The Last Horcrux by Nargled reviews
What would Hermione have really done during the last battle?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/11/2017 - Hermione G. - Complete
Bloodborne Online by Racke reviews
Kayaba had had a dream once. It'd been childish and innocent, and with jaded eyes he did everything in his power to warp and destroy it. And so the Nightmare begins.
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 158 - Published: 5/8/2017 - Complete
Time Travel with a Twist by Shahismael reviews
One Shot - A random idea inspired by the usual Harry dies and his grim reaper sends him back in time and tells him to get together with his soul mate. But a thought popped into my head, why did it have to be Harry who was sent back. And thus this was born.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 258 - Published: 5/2/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, Death - Complete
The Economic Power He Knows Not: Year Three by kgfinkel reviews
It's the quiet before the storm so to speak. Harry reunites with his "Uncle" Remus Lupin, moves in with his godfather Sirius Black and becomes a Student Teacher for the new Magical Crafts and Arts program. He continues to build up his friends/family base and assists the Department of Mysteries with the mission he has tasked them to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,276 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 188 - Published: 5/2/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
The Truth About Rumours by LeQuin reviews
Hermione was always a curious girl, but what do you believe when the information you uncover radically shifts your view on things that were always certain? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,200 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 230 - Published: 4/30/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Causing Havoc by phoenixgirl26 reviews
After Harry's name came out of the goblet of fire, he decided that getting angry wouldn't help. He decided it was time to show he was the son of a Marauder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,328 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 849 - Published: 4/29/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Sirius B., Neville L. - Complete
Proving a Point by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Harry receives a diary from his dead parent's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,858 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 376 - Published: 4/28/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Amelia B. - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot – A new take by Steve2 reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty of underage magic…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong! Now expanded! Crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,464 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 4/28/2017 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Prophecy Will Have Its Due by apAidan reviews
Prophecy will always have it's way. And usually in a way you least expect. Cross an Epilogue with a prophecy. Throw in a cat in a box and the fact the Weasleys find that grandchildren are 'cheaper by the dozen'.Mix with Harry Potter's need to be helpful, and you get a situation where prophecy is fulfilled. Sort of. A very tongue in cheek look at Prophecy in the Potterverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Fleur D. - Complete
Summer Nights by LeQuin reviews
Challenge response. The summer after Harry's fifth year he helps a local pensioner out of a tight spot. The man takes Harry under his wing and by the end of the summer Harry is invited to a party at the golf club of which his patron is the Managing Director. At the party Harry makes an unexpected discovery about the man's family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,946 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 4/24/2017 - Published: 4/21/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Play to Your Strengths by Lady FoxFire reviews
Before the first task in the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Moody told Harry to 'play to your strengths' and Harry took those words to heart. Of course the Wizard World was less than pleased with the new Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 1,113 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
This is the Scroll that Never Ends… by Lady FoxFire reviews
There is a time to follow the rules and time when you should break them. And there is a time you need to be smack across the back of the head to be reminded which is which.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 129 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Economic Power He Knows Not: Year Two by kgfinkel reviews
Harry is back for another year at Hogwarts. This year he discovers that his parents did indeed have a will, a godfather wrongly imprisoned and more meddling from a irritating headmaster. He and his friends will have to deal with an incompetent Defense teacher and the mystery of the legendary Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 215 - Published: 4/21/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Economic Power He Knows Not: Year One by kgfinkel reviews
A smarter, more cunning Harry discovers the true meaning behind The Golden Rule. Smarter!Artistic!Hufflepuff!Harry will take the Wizarding World by storm. He's out to make friends, money and make a little art along the way. GreaterGood!Dumbledore, Decent!Snape (12/5/2018 REWRITE UNDERWAY!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,667 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 358 - Published: 4/7/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Booty by Luan Mao reviews
To the victor go the spoils. But if you don't grab what's in front of you when you have the chance, you'll end up with nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,941 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
This Is the Run by Joak Drysso reviews
Ruby Rose discovered the boundaries of her new world early on. Then, she learned how to break them. Imagine how this looked to everyone else. [Set mid-season 1, twist on Gamer-style nonsense. Updated Saturdays.]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 3/25/2017 - Published: 2/18/2017 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
The Aftermath by Colt01 reviews
What if Hermione had accidently Disapparated along with Ron during the hunt while trying to stop him? How would Harry have managed to defeat Voldemort alone? Watch as Harry takes a bold step forward with determination and new allies. This is canon compliant until the scene where Harry and Ron fight in Book 7. Two shot – COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 46,925 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 3,371 - Follows: 1,192 - Published: 3/17/2017 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Chance Encounter by spectre4hire reviews
What if Harry didn't bump into the Weasleys at Kings Cross on his first day? What if he met another family? A family that knew his parents. This simple encounter will set him on a different path including new friends and new ambitions. Includes: Slytherin!Harry, Good!Dumbledore, Conflicted!Snape, & Supportive!Remus. Future HP/DG & HG/TN. Years 1-2. Complete! The Sequel is posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 226,168 - Reviews: 2670 - Favs: 9,537 - Follows: 8,937 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 5/31/2011 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Theodore N., Tracey D. - Complete
Is Your Great-Aunt an AI? ! by Quatermass reviews
Petunia sends a baby Harry to her aunt, living in America, Caroline Evans. Some years later, Caroline becomes GLaDOS, and only Harry stops her from her rampage. Now, Harry is eleven, and he's heading to Hogwarts. Of course, with an amoral scientist/computer for a great-aunt and a mute big sister, the question is not whether he is ready for Hogwarts. Is Hogwarts ready for him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,708 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 3/13/2017 - Published: 10/18/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
BUM by dogbertcarroll reviews
After an accident leaves him horribly burned and one of his friends dead, Xander Harris flees Sunnydale with only the symbiote on his back to seek someplace where he can fit in.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,478 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 754 - Published: 3/11/2017
The Problem with Magical Contracts by Souen11 reviews
What if... contracts really worked the way they are shown in Canon and most Fanfictions? Well if they did something like this might happen... Starts fourth year after Harry's name has come out of the Goblet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 181 - Published: 2/22/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 6,349 - Follows: 3,830 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Thank You but No by Lord Mendasuit reviews
On the one hand, quitting was letting her win. On the other, holding out had never done anything for her. After Bitch attacks, Taylor makes a choice, and she's tired of dealing with bullies.
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/20/2017 - Skitter, Grue - Complete
EFFF You Harry by joemjackson reviews
Indulging in some Ginny bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,219 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 12/15/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L., Susan B. - Complete
Once Upon Another Time by CatsAreCool reviews
If you could change time, would you do it? Harry learns more about the life he should have lived when he is faced with such a choice...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 266 - Published: 2/15/2017 - Complete
Hide Away by It Slowly Faded Away reviews
The Dursleys, fearful of their nephew, decide that the best course of action is to dispose of him. Where do they leave him? France. There, Harry Potter grew up and learned of his most precious ally: himself. Armed with a new name and a new face, Harry takes them all by storm. Smart, Metamorphmagus Harry. AU. First Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,428 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 2/13/2017 - Published: 6/10/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter with the Power the Dark Lord Knows Not by BakenandEggs reviews
After a summer spent attending Quidditch World Cup games and tutoring sessions, Harry returns to Hogwarts for his fourth year of schooling with plans to study hard, have fun, play Quidditch and become an animagus. Too bad there's a Tournament that gets in the way. The fourth (and final) part in my series, 'Harry Potter in the Claw of the Raven'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 184,027 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 3,417 - Follows: 2,501 - Updated: 2/13/2017 - Published: 7/18/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Draco M. - Complete
Dumbledore's Next Great Adventure Part 1 by dunuelos reviews
In a Universe where Albus Dumbledore responded differently, he dies as a respected figure on June 24, 1991. He then is asked to go to a new universe and fix the mistakes of his alternate. What a mess. No Pairings yet (Not Canon). Year One Complete. Sequel will come - eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,376 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 4,627 - Follows: 4,636 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Neville L. - Complete
The Warning by LeQuin reviews
One-Shot. Tobias Snape and Mr. Evans discuss their children and a hidden side of the magical world comes to light.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/10/2017 - Tobias S. - Complete
Hermione's Confession by GryffindorTom reviews
Harry Potter is sitting in a flat that he owns in Islington, London, with his mistress, Hermione Weasley, the wife of his best mate Ron. Bringing her one year old daughter, Rose, to see her true father, Hermione wishes one thing, something that she had wished to have done three years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/5/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Rose W. - Complete
Is This You? by harmioneshiper99 reviews
Inspired by "annie96 is typing". Sirius had given each of them a three-way piece of parchment paper after their fourth year and they were having a normal talk. But what was supposed to be a light-hearted chat quickly turned into a horrific disaster. Rated M because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
One Spell Survived by Triscribe reviews
...And an entire world changed. Or, more specifically, James survived Voldemort's attack but was knocked out cold. When he awakes, Sirius is in a panic, Harry's crying, Lily is dead and the countdown begins to Peter's demise...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,708 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
Snapped by The Feisty Rogue reviews
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,043 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 3,304 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Intended by LeQuin reviews
Harry has been in love with Hermione for years but she is marrying his best friend. During Ron and Hermione's wedding Harry finds himself having to work out why the leading official is calling Hermione 'Mrs. Potter' and how on earth that could have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 464 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Picnic Panic by LeQuin reviews
Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,146 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 4,171 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Dr. Granger - Complete
The Definition of Normal by Ducky1776 reviews
Harry is adopted by a black shaggy dog when he leaves Privet Drive after blowing up Aunt Marge. His experiences at the Leaky Cauldron and Diagon Alley afterwards takes his life in a whole different direction. He gets help from unexpected directions - the goblins and the DMLE. AU Third Book. No Pairings. Unofficial subtitle: Where everyone gets what they deserve.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 306,645 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 5,127 - Follows: 3,918 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Dobby - Complete
Making Studying Fun by Nidoran Duran reviews
Hermione's study primer on goblin wars is as dull as it comes for Harry and Ron, but some secret under the table 'encouragement' from Hermione might be exactly what Harry needs to help concentrate. Or to become completely unable to focus. Either one works for Hermione. Anonymous commission.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 157 - Published: 1/11/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Mountains of the Moon by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione comes up with a contingency plan for Harry's Ministry hearing, and they decide their education can be better pursued elsewhere—at the largest and oldest school of magic in the world: Uagadou. Voldemort won't know what hit him. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Watchdog by Seggy reviews
Who watches the watchmen? Something may have gone terribly wrong at Watchdog, the PRT Thinker HQ. Dragon investigates what she believes may be a malevolent Master/Stranger infiltration at WEDGDG. AltPower.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Skitter, Dragon - Complete
Watch Your Step by megamatt09 reviews
Voldemort learns that entering the mind of a teenage wizard might have certain drawbacks. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/30/2016 - Complete
Now Die by SpoonandJohn reviews
Hinata has been living behind a mask all her life, trying to be a good person—trying to be like Uzumaki Naruto. Then Neji pushes her too far during the Chūnin exams and everything begins to unravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,375 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 478 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
Christmas with the Greengrasses by Argo0 reviews
Harry spends Christmas with his girlfriend, Daphne Greengrass and her younger sister Astoria. Little does he know that the plans set in motion by his cunning girlfriend will make it the most memorable Christmas ever. Harry/Daphne/Astoria. smut. one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 644 - Published: 12/27/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G., Astoria G.] - Complete
The Mischief Maker's Mistletoe by LeQuin reviews
Harry and Hermione are caught in a prank by the twins at Christmas that has them looking at their relationship in a whole new way. Just a little Christmas present for all of you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,697 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 197 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Yet Again Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Up to number six on the ADHD counter of random ideas. Enjoy!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 75 - Words: 164,147 - Reviews: 2128 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last Chance: Deleted Scenes by LeQuin reviews
If fanfics came with Director's Cuts, this would be the bonus material for Harry Potter and the Last Chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,998 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 11/16/2016
When Fate Intervened by LordVishnu reviews
My first attempt at writing. When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire Dumbledore gives him a choice. Either participate in the tournament or lose his magic and leave Hogwarts. The Headmaster would never have guessed that Harry would lash out angrily and choose the latter. Minor Ron and Dumbledore bashing at the start. Wizarding War on a quicker timescale than in canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 129,893 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 6,099 - Follows: 4,376 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Box Full of Nothing by Lord Mendasuit reviews
One shots, drabbles, ficlets and mini series that range from fluffy waff to dark, bad ends. Might range from as few as a hundred words to as many as several thousand. Nothing other than 'self contained' is a rule here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,539 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Complete
Lifetimes of Repetition by Racke reviews
Harriet Potter woke up in the cupboard under the stairs again. She isn't surprised. Hasn't been surprised by that in a very long time, actually. Fem!Harry, Time-travel, Femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,519 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 450 - Published: 11/27/2016 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last Chance by LeQuin reviews
Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,404 - Reviews: 2109 - Favs: 6,504 - Follows: 3,310 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Vernon & Petunia Dursley v Harry Potter by joemjackson reviews
The Dursleys take their "you were nothing but a burden" argument to the courts. Who does the Hero of the Wizarding World turn to? The man who started his legal career with a report on the proper thickness of potions cauldrons. This is a serious attempt at the oft-humorous plot. SBPOA Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,650 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/21/2016 - Published: 4/16/2016 - Harry P., Percy W., Marcus F., Vernon D. - Complete
Can't Rely on Authority by cvtisjustok reviews
After rescuing Sirius Black, again. Harry realizes the authority figures in his life arent doing their job. Watch as Harry takes his future into his own hand. HP/LL eventually, slight Dumbledore Bashing, some Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,276 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 5,533 - Follows: 3,619 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Aftermath by Corwalch reviews
This is another of those "How it Might've Gone" type of stories. The plunnie that dropped it off in my head came by after I read the first chapter of Bobmin356's story "The Queen Who Fell to Earth", but in this one Harry does die because of the dragon. This story is about what happened later that day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 247 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
The Equalizer by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Dust was humanity's equalizer against the Grimm, a tool with limitless possibilities – especially when handled with care. Jaune was but a child when he started experimenting, but they say there's lessons to learned, even in failure. Jaune's not sure why his mixtures are considered failed reactions though. [ONE SHOT]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 413 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
What Danger Means by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[ONESHOT] One small change leads to a very different outcome. This is set late in Harry's second year - after Hermione is Petrified, but before Hagrid and Dumbledore leave. Um... If you're looking for a happy ending, this might not be the story for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/12/2016 - Luna L., Poppy P., Amelia B., C. Fudge - Complete
Strawberry Wine by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Sequel to Remuneration for Instructional Services. Harry takes over the Defense Against the Dark Arts Professorship and must deal with his Summer Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,198 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Fulcrum by Hyliian reviews
Death's take on the events of Halloween, 1981. (One-shot side story to On a Pale Horse; reading that one is not required, per se, but it won't make much sense otherwise.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 109 - Published: 11/1/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Long Live The Queen by offsides reviews
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,577 - Reviews: 4487 - Favs: 10,198 - Follows: 8,100 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Why You Should NEVER Keep all Your S-Rank Files in one Place by Cyrro reviews
Team Seven gets bored waiting for Kakashi Sensei to turn up. In an effort to ditch his annoying team mates, Sasuke suggests splitting up to look for him. Sakura finds their sensei quite promptly. Sasuke finds a bowl of soup, and Naruto... well, let's just say it wasn't pretty.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 46,799 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 9/13/2016 - Iruka U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Restituo by Firazh reviews
AU: Fifth year: In Dumbledore's absence, Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape are made aware of some startling and distressing facts. This is the tale of their attempt to set things to rights. Warning: May contain Dumbledore bashing and heavy traces of plotting! Also featuring bad-ass heads of house, toads getting their due, and a disgruntled Sorting Hat. Resorting story, Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,658 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 6/3/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Minerva M.
Girls, Girls, Girls by flowerchild33 reviews
Set at the end of OOTP. Hermione is worried about Harry returning to Privet Drive for the summer and resolves to make his stay more enjoyable. Then she comes up with a plan to do that AND mess with the Dursleys at the same time. H/Hr, but plenty of other girls join the fun as the title implies. No smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,121 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 10/1/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
What Does It Take To Make You Walk Away by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Not long after Ron left, Hermione and Harry decided it was time for them to leave as well. But Harry and Hermione weren't just going to leave their hiding place in the tent, they were going to leave the country.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,444 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 516 - Published: 10/19/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] N. Tonks, Kingsley S. - Complete
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chunin Exams Sabotage by White Angel of Auralon reviews
The Hokage has noticed a problem. His jonin senseis that teach the next generation get overambitious before the chunin exams and send in genin that aren't ready just yet. Well, as Hokage he has some tricks of his own to prevent that the talented new generation is burned before it can shine. An agent of chaos to mess up certain plans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,761 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 637 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
A Man, a Boy and an Umbrella by pottermum reviews
Left to raise Teddy after the final battle, and the death of Andromeda, Harry decides to visit England to see if this is where he should be raising Teddy. A chance meeting with Ginny Weasley at Hogwarts changes Harry and Teddy's lives. AU Harry did not go to Hogwarts. Inspired by art by anxiouspineapple on Tumbler
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,846 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Teddy L. - Complete
Polyjuice Cocktail by LeQuin reviews
One-shot. A drunk Helen Granger has found something strange to drink in Hermione's room when Harry comes looking for Hermione after another fight with Ron. When Hermione shows up the next day she has to cope with the mess she finds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,886 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 291 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7131 - Favs: 14,765 - Follows: 11,586 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
A Mentor Steps In by Eilwynn reviews
Uzumaki Kamaboko is an out of control prank-playing hooligan with horrible grades, and also a future kunoichi. Koharu decides she cannot accept this. FemNaruto. Academy era mentor story. Training based story. Woman training woman.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,901 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 9/12/2016 - Hinata H., Koharu U., Naruko U. - Complete
Kamaboko by Eilwynn reviews
Many years ago, Utatane Koharu took Uzumaki Kamaboko away from the Academy for private training. Now Kama is back to take the Genin Exam, but a few things have changed... FemNaruto. Covers part one. On pause.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 627 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H., Naruko U.
The Debt by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is owed many life debts. In his fifth year, someone decides to actually honour theirs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,698 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 3,581 - Follows: 1,420 - Published: 9/16/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Sirius B. - Complete
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 2919 - Favs: 7,775 - Follows: 5,529 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
The Truth Shall Set You Free by gredandforgerock reviews
Albus Dumbledore was not quite the wizard most thought him to be. A few knew but most of them were dead because of him. Thank Merlin wizarding portraits talk and the Potter family was cursed. Harry will soon discover that the man isn't barmy, but he is crazy. Bashing an evil Dumbledore. No horcruxes. No pairings. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,795 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Remus L., Severus S., Albus D., OC - Complete
Revealing Perspectives by LeQuin reviews
Ron has a plan. Harry has a secret. Hermione finds a mission. How will their collision at the Burrow over the summer affect the way the trio see each other? Will they learn that not everyone thinks the way you expect them to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,386 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 9/6/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
Bloodline Breeder by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry discovers a conspiracy at the end of his sixth year. He won't take what he found out lying down. And especially he won't allow for anybody to get his girl and finally make a move. Ideas and manipulations of an old man be damned. Oh, and Voldy also had to go. HP / HG pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,999 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 807 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Guilt by Fencer22 reviews
Taylor triggers with the ability to force an entire city to confront their sins, how will they react and what will be the fallout? Warning: this is not a nice story. There will be deaths and suicides along with other miscellaneous horrors. I do not own Worm. Now complete
Worm - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,612 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Complete
Not a Poof by broomstick flyer reviews
Yet another tale of the tri-wizard. Harry makes his choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 192 - Published: 9/9/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Rise of the Dark Lady Hermione (adopted) by dunuelos reviews
This is a mix of genres, first and foremost it is a 'Fix It' story. There are also hints of 'Muggles do it better', and more than a little crack, with the BDA being one of the most feared organizations on the planet, along with a bit of fun with Tom Riddle's 'You Know Who' pseudonym. Clell62619 started it. I'm adding to it. I've taken it as far as I can. Feel free to write a sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,636 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Hermione G., Susan B., Dr. Granger - Complete
The Path Only Moves Forward by aSecondStory reviews
Sirius is dead and Harry is in mourning. While drinking to his memory Harry discovers something is wrong with his animagus form.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Hedwig - Complete
Some Days, It Just Doesn't Pay to Speak by Lucillia reviews
When a young Auror recruit badmouths a certain Potions Professor, he learns exactly why the Aurors thought that the man was practically the greatest thing since sliced bread despite his character flaws which were too numerous to count. To them, Snape's "Winning" personality was a gift that kept on giving (and not in the venereal disease sense of the phrase).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/28/2016 - OC - Complete
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 4,268 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
On a Whim by XxXxDarkVampirexXxX reviews
After doing some thinking, Harry surprises both himself and the Dark Lord when he sends Voldemort a letter. A correspondence begins, leading to new revelations, and Harry soon decides it's time he made a choice. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 268 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Parental Guidance by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Taylor thought she had kept her powers hidden from her parents. Little did she know, it was actually the other way around. Kleptomania ensues.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,244 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 394 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Skitter, Danny H. - Complete
Himawari: Hokage for a day by Ziltoid reviews
Himawari isn't pleased that her daddy didn't show up in person on her birthday. Logically, she demands something from him to make it up to her. Himawari has to be Hokage for an entire day. It all seemed so innocent…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,986 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 284 - Published: 8/15/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Boruto U., Himawari U. - Complete
That Which Does Not by Chilord reviews
In which Pyrrha Nikos discovers that training Jaune Arc comes with more... complexities than would at first be visible, and they spread.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 280 - Published: 8/8/2016 - Complete
The Best Dates are the Cheap Ones by Shivakashi reviews
One-Shot. Post!Timeskip. The whole point was to get the best date; that meant the richest and classiest guy, right? Sakura realizes what she has taken for granted and Ino learns a lesson in value. NaruSaku NaruIno!Friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,136 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Life Sucks, Then You Die: The Trial of Sirius Black by GryffindorTom reviews
Based on themes and characters introduced in Life Sucks, Then You Die by Radaslab, Sirius Black finally faces trial for the events of Halloween 1981 where Harry Potter was left orphaned by the murder of his parents, James and Lily Potter by Lord Voldemort. SB/OC, HP/HG/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 5/1/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Sirius B., OC] - Complete
Richard Granger and his justice by broomstick flyer reviews
Mild mannered Richard Granger along with professor Flitwick decides to deal out some justice. Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 144 - Published: 7/29/2016 - F. Flitwick, Mrs. Granger - Complete
Ooop's by broomstick flyer reviews
A short drabble by Merlinsaprentice... Harry James Potter, wizard extraordinaire was simply trying to help out his best mates at their wedding when he just happened to create havoc for the Weasley's while he escapes with Hermione once again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sort the Dragon by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A continuation of Doghead Thirteen's excellent fic, Enter the Dragon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,786 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 849 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Polite Battery by Lady Hallen reviews
"Excuse me," was spoken. It was said in the middle of an Invasion and Steve didn't really want to deal with it right now. Except the man was so polite that they had little choice in the matter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 4,479 - Follows: 2,733 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Wrong Address by Lady Hallen reviews
Harry gets a letter due to a typographical error. It says, "Dear Satan"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 915 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Harry P., Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North - Complete
Harry Potter and the Interlude by BakenandEggs reviews
As Harry gets used to living with Sirius and Remus, he, along with his friends and family, must deal with the knowledge of Voldemort's return. What will this mean for Harry's friendship with the Most Ancient and Noble House of Malfoy? The third part in my series, 'Harry Potter in the Claw of the Raven'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,068 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trust by procrastinatingwriter reviews
Harry Potter has only ever had one true friend. Introspection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Vernon Dursley, MP? by GryffindorTom reviews
It's the 2015 General Elections in the Muggle World and Vernon Dursley decides that it is high time that he did something better than the current MP. Little does he expect a family member to run against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2016 - [Vernon D., Petunia D.] Dudley D., Arabella F. - Complete
You're my Density by RobSt reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 7513 - Favs: 8,563 - Follows: 7,147 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Not the Last Potter by Luiz4200 reviews
James' cousin Charlus outlives him and decides to take Harry in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,258 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Complete
Walking Away by phoenixgirl26 reviews
With the life Harry Potter had in the magical world, he decided it was time to think of himself. As he leaves Private drive for the last time he plans to leaves the magical world behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,299 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 325 - Published: 7/1/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
A Different Outcome by daily-chan reviews
What if; when the trio confronted Sirius in the Shrieking Shack, things had gone a little differently? Not a Part of the A Bond of Family series!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,708 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Minerva M. - Complete
The Kyle Side by Darth Marrs reviews
An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,729 - Reviews: 3443 - Favs: 6,370 - Follows: 5,254 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Fate Worse Than Death by BrilliantLady reviews
No-one ever understood the true horrors that Tom Marvolo Riddle had to suffer through, with his consciousness trapped in a diary owned by a young girl. Mild Ginny bashing, humorous. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The House of Badgers by phoenixgirl26 reviews
When Harry Potter becomes the forth champion of the triwizard tournament, he makes a decision. That decision changes his whole life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,199 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 6/21/2016 - [Harry P., Susan B.] [Neville L., Hannah A.] - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2599 - Favs: 6,715 - Follows: 6,409 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
History Lessons by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Children are products of their environment. A look at what Dudley Dursley could have been under the right influences, namely that of his History teacher and new friends, and what could have been...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,306 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Dudley D. - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11636 - Favs: 17,781 - Follows: 12,502 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Young Heart by erzamarie reviews
Remember when Ranma ate the mushroom which made him a little boy. What if it took a little longer for him to get back to his real age? And what if Ranma found someone?
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,894 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Ranma - Complete
Parseltongue is Really Very Ordinary by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry's been learning about pure-blood culture, with Pansy's help, and trying to blend in as an ordinary wizard. But will all his attempts at seeming normal be ruined when they find out he can speak to snakes? His Slytherin friends take the news differently than the Gryffindors. Smart!Harry, Sane!Voldemort. Complete. Part 3 of "Perfectly Normal".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,371 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
Aunt Marge's Even Bigger Mistake by FloreatCastellum reviews
Ginny persuades Harry to attend Dudley's wedding. Unfortunately, both of them forgot that Aunt Marge would also be attending. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best General (One-shot).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,875 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 281 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Vernon D., Marge D. - Complete
The Emerald Twins by HeIsNotOneOfUs reviews
This is my own take on The-Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived. Don't Dis it if you haven't read it! T for minor swearing. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Harry P., Charlus P. - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3576 - Favs: 3,417 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 6,459 - Follows: 4,949 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Metamorph by hermyd reviews
Harry decided that the only way he can win this war with his sanity intact is to train his own way without interference. But then he discovers an ability that he needs help with and only one person can provide that-Tonks. They bring the fight to the DEs in their own way so that the war will finally end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,555 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 4,776 - Follows: 3,268 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Uncle Harry by nicnac918 reviews
Grace Dursley is almost eleven years old when she meets Uncle Harry for the first time. Sequel to Cousin Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 608 - Published: 5/21/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Dudley D., OC
(Only) I Have Rights! by SpoonandJohn reviews
Quirrel: TROLL! Troll in the fic! Thought you ought to know. *thud* A badfic by John as "revenge" on Spoon. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/20/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Revenge of the Goblet of Fire by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
The Goblet of Fire had been enchanted by Salazar Slytherin. A cunningly brilliant, ambitious, devious and diabolical fiendish wizard. And two dark lords thought that they could use it for their own nefarious purposes! Can Hermione help Harry get out of the Tournament? Ronald has a bad experience due to V and his greed, fears and jealousies. MOF Dumbledore HHr NLLL Characters' death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,746 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter at the Knees of the Marauders' by BakenandEggs reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his second year. A year that will be filled with books, good friends, basilisks, quidditch, prattish friends, horrible dreams, and pranks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,434 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 3,343 - Follows: 2,200 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 12/2/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Game of his Life! by Hippothestrowl reviews
Harry's first school years seem drawn into a virtual game. Free of the burden of real consequences, he replays life how it should have been - fun! But what if it's real? Lighthearted humour with a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,028 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 5/2/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Extradition Challenges by Tangerine-Alert reviews
Harry sees only one option when his name comes out of the cup; run from it. But the Ministry says he entered a contract and laws cross borders. Only one option exists; to go somewhere the Ministry's and the International Confederation's laws can't take hold of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 227 - Published: 5/8/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Thanks for Nothing by megamatt09 reviews
Harry Potter receives an Order of Merlin for defeating Voldemort and has something to get off of his chest. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 186 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Complete
Cousin Harry by nicnac918 reviews
She had been dating Dudley Dursley for almost six months when the topic of Cousin Harry came up the first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 418 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
The Book of Lies by Bex-La-Get reviews
Hermione's world is turned upside down when she receives some startling news. But with the help of some friends, she'll learn to embrace her new life while staying true to her old one. Harmony. No definitive update schedule. All rights belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,304 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 2/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] [Luna L., Rolf S.] - Complete
Severus Snape and the Toddler-Who-Lived by nicnac918 reviews
No, Dumbledore did not use a picture of Severus Snape to teach little two year old Harry to call the man 'Da.' That is a ridiculous accusation and it will not be stood for!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 450 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Wand, Knife and Silence by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Samantha Zabini, black widow and professional assassin, sees Harry on the doorstep of his abusive relatives and decides to do something about it. She takes him to her home where she raises him in the art of death and sabatoge. Much later, a sixteen year old Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Dumbledore will regret that move. Assassin Harry, war fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,692 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 5,518 - Follows: 4,688 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Blaise Z., Ginny W.] - Complete
Sorted For Bravery, Not Loyalty by Shenandoah76209 reviews
When Ron left them Harry wondered why he hadn't seen it coming. After all, Ron always left when things got hard. He was sorted for bravery, not loyalty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 234 - Published: 4/5/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You got Mud on your Face by DemigodGirl517 reviews
What happens when Slytherins insult a specific muggleborn witch one to many times? -An idea I came up with along with my best friend just for fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/27/2016 - Complete
Rewriting History by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto goes back in time. Though he won't be going back as himself since the time in which he will enter will be before his birth. He has been tasked by the Shinigami with fixing the future by repairing the past around a crucial moment during the Second Shinobi War. Preventing the Uzumaki Clan's destruction. Minor Bleach crossover. Very minor!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,472 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 3,350 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
Purebloods and Their Tedious Traditions by Argo0 reviews
Before Harry can get rid of many of the irrelevant traditions that hinder the magical world, first he must embrace them. Harry/Narcissa/Daphne. Contains smut and a little bit of Ginny bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,817 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 2/4/2016 - Harry P., Narcissa M., Daphne G. - Complete
Hermione's Logic by Fairywm reviews
Two quick one-shots on how Hermione asks simple questions to overlooked clues and changes the course of the story. What a difference they make, just two little questions. No bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 156 - Published: 3/15/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Wait, That Isn't Right by Fairywm reviews
Logic is not part of the Wizarding World and Harry wakes up one morning and realizes this. What will the Wizarding World do when Harry makes a vow and tells about his life to the whole school? A recount of Harry's life, by an angry young wizard and what happens after. One-shot. No real bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 262 - Published: 3/14/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Gaming the Wizarding World by CubsKing reviews
Just after being selected by the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter discovers a book that will change his life. Fusion with The Gamer manhwa.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,356 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Never Give Up by megamatt09 reviews
AU. Dolores Umbridge has silenced many critics to the Ministry of Magic by breaking their will, and she's sent to Hogwarts to silence Harry Potter regarding his claims of Voldemort returning. Harry isn't one to fold without a fight. Not for fans of Dolores Umbridge because she will be tormented without mercy. Hermione-free zone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,715 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Complete
A Father First, Damn It! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An hour after Dumbledore told them about the prophecy, James had his entire family- including the dog- bundled up on a Muggle ferry to France. Because there's valiantly dying for the greater good, and then there's good parenting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 3,123 - Follows: 1,115 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Memories Of Others by TheBeardedOne reviews
Sometimes a technique can lead to new discoveries, new paths. A chance discovery lets Naruto learn that which he was never taught... using the memories of others to aid his progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 135,436 - Reviews: 3084 - Favs: 4,903 - Follows: 4,325 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
You Should Be Ashamed by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Special to the Prophet. Professor McGonagall has a few words to those who vandalized a certain memorial. Side story to Summer Rituals
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Minerva M. - Complete
Bite To Eat by XxMeWxX4444 reviews
Harry only wanted to get the greasiest burger he could find and relax for a few hours. He had just got off his latest assignment, so he had earned at least that much of a break, right? Wrong. Death was a slave driver. Master of Death? Most misleading title ever created.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 713 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Time For A Check Up by phoenixgirl26 reviews
After the death of a student and another taken to St Mungo's, the staff of Hogwarts decide its time to have every student examined by a healer. Warning: child suicide, child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,271 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 277 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Gets Angry by Fairywm reviews
If Harry can stand up to his abusive relatives, why not stand up to Snape? Read as he snaps during his first potions class. Independent Harry, who protest his treatment and stands up for his rights.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,431 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 3/1/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Harry's Propaganda by Fairywm reviews
What if Harry read the Daily Prophet all the way through after his fourth year and didn't like what he read and fought back by taking a page out of Muggle history books on propaganda? Independent Harry, who leaves the Wizarding World to fend for itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 514 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Statute of Not Needed by Lucillia reviews
Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 253 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Nightcrawler - Complete
Co-op Mode by Faria Lyton reviews
Cauldron's plan was bad. The Protectorate was deeply flawed. The PRT was a joke. If Gaia wanted to save her babies, save herself, she'd need to interfere. Enter The Gamer. Too bad it's James. Now with a companion fic by Harper Potts, A Bug in the Game. Rated for Worm. Cross-posted
Crossover - Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 87,080 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Gamer/더 게이머, Skitter
Asking For Advice by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Harry needs advice, then he blackmails Albus Dumbledore. Warning: some strong language, friendly Weasley. Hermione bashing, Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,864 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 298 - Published: 2/23/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
What Can Forgiveness Get You by phoenixgirl26 reviews
After a lot of thinking and a lot of talking, Harry Potter decided to forgive Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/22/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B. - Complete
Uchiha Bogeyman by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Sasuke recognized his new sensei as the only man outside of the Uchiha Clan to bear a Sharingan. He did not take it well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 190 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A New Kind of Normal by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry doesn't want to learn magic or go to Hogwarts – he just wants to be normal, like the Dursleys. But a meddling, crazy old wizard won't take "no" for an answer. Harry might have to learn how to be a normal wizard instead - but will he learn from Light wizards or pure-blood friends? Smart!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Complete. Part 2 of "Perfectly Normal".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,668 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 12/7/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
Time Travel Story by Stone Elbow reviews
I have read many time travel fanfics, and I have always found them unrealistic. This is the story of what Harry Potter would really do if he traveled back in time. Accidental time travel, back in time to 11-year-old body, one-shot. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 346 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Amelia B. - Complete
We're Screwed by White Angel of Auralon reviews
The Wizarding World is confronted with a problem they never had to face before. The consquences of their own arrogance and bigotry. After Hogwarts lost dozens of students each year, they try to change things again. But what do you do if you realise that things aren't that easy? Sequel to Screw Them
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,652 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 3,676 - Follows: 2,864 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Anything to Help by Nidoran Duran reviews
Tonks and Lupin decide on a sperm donor to avoid the risk of their child inheriting lycanthrophy, and Tonks chooses Harry. Unfortunately for Tonks, nothing is going to be simple about what she's about to do. Commission for Cypher Three.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 330 - Published: 2/4/2016 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
The World of Tomorrow by Clell65619 reviews
During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.
Crossover - Futurama & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 351 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 4,146 - Follows: 2,751 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Satisfaction Guaranteed by reptilia28 reviews
Taylor Hebert has had a bad day. But just as she reaches her low, she finds a number that could hold the key to her salvation. "Your wish has been received."
Crossover - Worm & Noragami/ノラガミ - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Complete
The Lawyers Against the Cup by Tangerine-Alert reviews
Harry never put his name in the cup. No one would believe him, so he leaves Hogwarts searching for a way to fight the wizarding contract, using the thing that holds him to it; the law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,258 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
That's Ridiculous, Madara by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 668 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U. - Complete
Chaotic Sorting by megamatt09 reviews
After being sent back in time to his Hogwarts years, Harry hijacks the first year sorting. Some might say he ruined it. Harry thinks he made it better. Crack. One-Shot. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 355 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Complete
A Baby Changes Everything by PokePotterfan93 reviews
In the smouldering ruins of Godric's Hollow, baby Harry seeing his mothers body begins crying and vanishes, where did the boy-who-lived and where will he end up? And what happens when 16 year old James and Lily find a baby calling them Dada and Mama. Taken as a challenge made by GothicAngel and checked by Anne-Lilian. REVISED 10/03/2018 formatting and grammar fixes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,698 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P. - Complete
Community Service by Balthanon reviews
Wherein Dumbledore trades a pair of socks, a package of chocolate frogs, and a warm fire for an extra day in the office and we learn that being well-rested is overrated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
How his destiny suddenly didn't seem so bleak by Avana92 reviews
After hearing the prophecy and losing Sirius Harry is distraught, realizing he can't possible duel Voldemort, until Hermione makes him realize that that isn't necessary at all. Slightly AU and ignorant wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Deusphage by Leikiz reviews
Taylor becomes an Aragami, losing her humanity in the process. [Oneshot][Alt-Power]
Crossover - Gods Eater Burst & Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Complete
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 627 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Sham by Nigelcat1 reviews
On his 17th birthday James Sirius Potter goes to Gringotts to claim the Potter Lordship and its fortune, something his late father never did. James Sirius is in for a big surprise as is the entire Magical World. If you don't like Dumbledore and/or Weasley bashing then this story isn't for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,989 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 11/2/2015 - Complete
Bolt Fashion by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter knows that money can give you power and influence. He has learned that from a young age on, seeing how his relatives get away with many things. And others having way much more than you do can be a problem. Thus he starts his path to cause a small revolution in its own right. No matter if Dumbledore doesn't like it. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,496 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 3,650 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter in the Claw of the Raven by BakenandEggs reviews
When a more studious Harry Potter entered Gringotts with Hagrid, the Goblins managed to talk to him privately - Dumbledore never saw that one coming. A Ravenclaw Harry story. Warning: child abuse, character bashing, and pureblood society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,257 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 5,189 - Follows: 2,801 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Phoenix Luck by LifebloodPilferer reviews
Just a little drabble that entered my head in the wee hours of the morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Fawkes - Complete
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3768 - Favs: 11,034 - Follows: 12,833 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Back At Ya by Fairywm reviews
With one simple wish to a vengeance demon and Harry gets some of his own back. Response to Scott the Wanderer's challenge, When Harry met Hallie!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,136 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 6/27/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Halfrek - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4250 - Favs: 8,066 - Follows: 6,337 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Ronald Weasley vs The Sorting Hat by BrilliantLady reviews
Ronald has trouble with his sorting, and argues with the hat - it doesn't go at all well. Completed silly drabble. Gratuitous Ron-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 78 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Ron W., Sorting Hat - Complete
Hagrid Ruins Everything by BrilliantLady reviews
Hagrid really was a poor choice as someone to introduce Harry to the wizarding world – Harry was very unimpressed with his drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 204 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Rubeus H. - Complete
The Great Escape by TheCauldron reviews
Dean's meeting with Death is nothing like he expected. Honestly, who the hell is this kid?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 881 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Harry P., Dean W., Death - Complete
Puella Magi Luna Magica by Quatermass reviews
Crack! Or at least my attempt at it. Luna Lovegood makes a contract with an Incubator, and becomes a Magical Girl. Unfortunately for the Incubator, he got the raw end of the deal...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Luna L., Kyubey - Complete
The Definition of Normal by BrilliantLady reviews
A young Harry learns the everyday power of words. He's going to make the Dursleys happy by being "normal". Then they'll love him, just like they love Dudley! It's a flawless plan... right? Smart!Harry, Manipulative!Harry, canonical level child neglect/abuse. Complete. Part 1 of the "Perfectly Normal" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,706 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Don't Get Mad Get Apathetic by birdwoman95 reviews
What if, in fifth year, Harry did just that? An independent Harry story with some OOC, no real bashing, but not a big fan of some of the big players. No pairings. Rating for some curse words. First attempt at publishing on this site... we'll see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,063 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 388 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 2,988 - Follows: 826 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
In Spite of Obstinate Men by Quatermass reviews
When Sirius Black escaped Azkaban, Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge sent for the Dementors to search for him. Dumbledore and Amelia Bones send for Mr H Delacour, former French Auror and consulting detective. Meeting Harry Potter by chance on the Knight Bus, Delacour, his wife, and his daughters are soon entangled with the story of the Boy Who Lived, and the truth about Sirius...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,384 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 2,690 - Follows: 2,280 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Haridan the Cautious by SpoonandJohn reviews
With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 373 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
What Was Your Plan? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Harry has just begun his showdown with Evil!Dumbledore. Having shouted the various crimes perpetrated against him, he is unprepared for how the rest of the confrontation goes. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 148 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Untraveled Road by charlietheepic7 reviews
Our favorite Merc with a Mouth gets a job in England...he came for the money, he left with a brother. Deadpool. 5 year old Harry. Now condensed into one fic for easier location. Spideypool
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,798 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Harry P., Deadpool/Weapon XI - Complete
Way of the Open Hand by Cyclone reviews
Reposted from Spacebattles. While at summer camp, Taylor got separated and learned to be a monk. Mainly 5th Edition, but I reserve the right to pull monk abilities from any edition I so choose.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker, Emma B.
Hermione's Offer by The Ghostly Minion reviews
Alternate. The last battle with Lord Voldemort is imminent. Harry knows that he has little chance of surviving. He speaks to the spirits of James, Lily and Sirius, promising to vanquish Voldemort. But he also tells them of his sole regret. However, Hermione overhears and offers a solution. H/H, NL, LL, MM, Poppy P, LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,127 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, Neville L. - Complete
The Bird of Hermes by KnightEstoc reviews
Sometimes, you hit the jackpot when it comes to powers. And sometimes, you lose big time when it comes to everything else.
Crossover - Hellsing & Worm - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,655 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Skitter - Complete
Raised by a Death Eater? by Luiz4200 reviews
Despite being believed to be a Death Eater, Sirius Black was acquitted and obtained custody of his godson. What will people expect from Harry Potter when they think he's being raised by Voldemort's right-hand-man?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,407 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and Re-Building a Utopia by Fairywm reviews
Right before Sirius flies away in PoA, he convinces Harry to join him. Watch as they go to find the Lost City of Z and build a magical utopia. Will Sirius be the father figure Harry needs? And where did the centaurs come from? Slight bashing of some characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,028 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 10/15/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2389 - Favs: 9,018 - Follows: 6,558 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
A Jump To The Left by dogbertcarroll reviews
Soldier, Tinker, Tailor, Slider?
Crossover - X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,432 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 1/20/2014
Force to be Reckoned With by emiliaf24 reviews
Harry Potter has a particular set of skills…one of them is NOT killing the stupid people that make it their life's goal to annoy him. And they are really, REALLY stupid. The Wizarding World may regret giving him his Hogwarts letter. First Year re-do. Beware of Smart!Harry Jerkoff!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 475 - Published: 10/22/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 5,000 - Follows: 1,478 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Team Seven's Hit List by dazai-san reviews
In which Team Seven make it back in time and generate a list of people they want to kill to fix the timeline. Those who overhear their conversation are simply disturbed by the content of their conversation. (Set during the Chuunin Exams.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 404 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Too Late to Apologize by JackPotr reviews
Harry reacts to Hermione's treatment during sixth year. With his anchor gone, Harry searches for something else. No bashing...well not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,238 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Complete
Harry's Loophole by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry has been entered in the Triwizard Tournament, but during the shouting match with Ron he realises that he doesn't actually have to risk his life and look like a fool in front of everyone - he really only needs to show up for each task and make a token effort. Single-point-of-departure fic, departing early in book 4. Some text borrowed from J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,394 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 3,686 - Follows: 2,913 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Girl Who Lived by SilverAegis reviews
Post HBP. When Harry wakes up & finds himself in a world where there is a female version of him running around, he immediately begins the steps to prevent his horrific future from happening with hers. No Slash/One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 312 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Complete
Who's Polyjuicing Whom? by Lord Jeram reviews
Hannah and Susan had a plan to capture the heart of Harry Potter. But plans rarely go as anticipated...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,529 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Susan B., Hannah A. - Complete
Getting Even With An Old Enemy by Zarkho reviews
Draco Malfoy was having a very bad day. It just happens, that it is that very day that Harry Potter decides to get even with his old school day rival. Not for Draco Malfoy fans I warn you. WARNING PWP LEMON SMUT HUMILIATION, CUCKOLDRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 238 - Published: 9/22/2015 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Color of Magic by The Great Wizard Qui Quae Quod reviews
Harry is all set for his first year at Hogwarts, except he could really use a wizard's trunk. A trunk carved with archaic ruins. A trunk that would protect him, as well as his things. A trunk that would shuffle after him on hundreds of little feet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,381 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Complete
When Signing a Contract, Always Read the Fine Print by gentlemankitsune reviews
Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Syntax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 273,106 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 4,095 - Follows: 3,711 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Fū - Complete
Harsh Reality - The Birthday Boy by Duochanfan reviews
Harry is spending his first birthday with his adoptive mother, Marge Dursley, but does anything ever run smoothly?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Harry P., Marge D. - Complete
Harsh Reality - Half A Wish by Duochanfan reviews
Harry finally get chance to have his wish fulfilled, but its only part of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Complete
Harsh Reality - A Wish Fulfilled by Duochanfan reviews
The last part of Harry's wish has finally come true.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 8/26/2015 - Harry P., Lucius M., Marge D. - Complete
Harsh Reality by Duochanfan reviews
Marge Dursely has only heard bad things about Harry Potter, she has not had the chance to meet him face to face. The Durselys are going on hoilday and Marge will have to look after a four year old Harry Potter, will she see what lies beneath the lies?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,108 - Reviews: 2711 - Favs: 4,882 - Follows: 4,259 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Marge D. - Complete
Mundungus Saves Harry by Luiz4200 reviews
Begins in the summer between Harry Potter's fourth and fifth years. What if Mundungus Fletcher didn't desert his post during the Dementor attack?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Complete
A Change of Heart by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Finding herself devoid of employment after the events of Volume 2, Neo decides that she will change her ways, and enrol at Beacon Academy. The enrolling part, easy. The other... well, one out of two isn't bad, right?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Neo - Complete
Naught but Oblivion by Hostiel reviews
Lord Voldemort sneered at the thought of a mere child being the cause of his downfall once again. No wizard could defeat him, for he was immortal; he was a god! Unfortunately for him, Harry Potter was not a wizard. He was an alien, a son of Krypton, and if one of them was a god, it was him. Voldemort was right about one thing though: a mortal stood no chance against a god. ONESHOT.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 3,621 - Follows: 2,931 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Buffie the Vampire Layer by Lady FoxFire reviews
On day a package was delivered to the Slayer house for Xander and one of the girls open it… And that was a bad thing.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 117 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Complete
Tournament? Triwizard? Sure by Gleas reviews
What if Harry takes things coolly and suggests a small change in the tournament? ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,506 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Cedric D., Salazar S. - Complete
The Last Harry Potter by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily and Tom Riddle discuss the aftermath of Lily's inter-dimensional adventures and the fall of the Order of the Phoenix over Jasmine tea and classical music. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Curious Sight by megamatt09 reviews
After Harry leaves the Dursleys in the aftermath of blowing up Marge, he stumbles on quite the peculiar little sight. Of course, Harry being Harry, he has to investigate.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,937 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 6/27/2015 - [Harry P., Karen Starr/Kara Zor-L/Power Girl, Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl] - Complete
A child-genius by Racke reviews
Ryoga's success with age-mushrooms kind of snowballs into a mess. Don't worry Negi, the school nurse is just a year-or-so older than you. Physically, anyway.
Crossover - Ranma & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,770 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 329 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Ranma - Complete
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,748 - Reviews: 3685 - Favs: 7,989 - Follows: 6,491 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
A Child Avenged by PandasWearGlasses reviews
Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 8,097 - Follows: 3,317 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Nick F. - Complete
Shield Wizard by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A hero was NOT what he wanted to be after being turned into the Magical society's clean up wizard. He was far too jaded to be one anymore. So when he gets summoned to save yet another world from destruction, needless to say he wasn't pleased one bit. He knows where a hero's path leads, and he wants no part of it. Too bad they aren't giving him much of a choice.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,047 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 3,023 - Follows: 2,951 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Harry P., Raphtalia, Firo
The Problem with Horcruxes by Madhatter1981 reviews
During the final battle Harry explains to Voldemort how the wizards plans to achieve immortality wouldn't be working the way the man thought. With an epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/19/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Voldemort - Complete
Confrontation by ack1308 reviews
Taylor's encounter against Lung doesn't go very well at all. She wakes up in hospital, and Armsmaster has some questions.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,789 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Skitter, Aegis, Panacea, Armsmaster - Complete
Bookworm by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Everyone knows Hermione is a bookworm. But just how focused /is/ she on her reading? Harry shows up to interrupt her reading with questions on the female body, and perhaps takes things too far... (Harmony, romance/humour/crack)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Payment Plan by Argo0 reviews
Ron's debts are piling up and now there's only one way to fix this problem. Fortunately for Hermione, it's a price she is more than willing to pay. Harry/Hermione, Harry/Rose, Harry/Hermione/Rose. Includes character bashing (Ron) and lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,551 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 3,317 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Rose W. - Complete
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Detectives & Lawyers, Prophecies & Horcuxes by Tangerine-Alert reviews
His client had another job for him. A case of Harry Potter and his life. The tournament might be over, but contracts hang on and murder is always lurking. Sequel to Dames & Broads, Witches & Wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Jaune Arc: Life is a Game by RebukeX7 reviews
-Four shot- A/U Jaune had done it, he had gotten into Beacon albeit through dishonest means- and was prepared to achieve his dreams. However two weeks before his departure his estranged sister, sensing his dishonesty, comes home to make sure he's ready. Through blood, lots of his blood, sweat and tears she made sure that he would be prepared for what is to come.
Crossover - Vindictus & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 63,310 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Fiona, Jaune A. - Complete
The Lion's Pride by Silently Watches reviews
Rufus doesn't know why Harry Potter thinks him such a villain, but he certainly does not appreciate the churlish attitude. Canon scene from a different POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Harry P., Rufus S. - Complete
Your Plan is Dumb by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Kushina remembers what her character traits before being 'Minato's Wife' took over her characterization, tells Minato his plan is Le Dumb and goes with her original idea, and everyone's all the happier for it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 139 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Kushina U. - Complete
Aftermath by ack1308 reviews
Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. But the story does not end there ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,940 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Greg, Emma B. - Complete
And Why the Hell Not by ack1308 reviews
What if the Undersiders decided to use their powers to make money ... legally?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 265 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Skitter, Grue, Tattletale, Bitch/Hellhound - Complete
My Little Girl by Tempestas D. Uzu reviews
In which Urahara Kisuke becomes a daddy, and everyone else is confused and maybe slightly horrified. (parental!Urahara Kisuke / fem!Naruto / de-aged!Naruto / Arrancar!Naruto) Rated T for language and a bit of blood - posted an omake
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Naruto U., Naruko U., K. Urahara - Complete
Watch What You Say by Manchester reviews
Hermione has had enough. More than enough. Light years beyond enough. Don't ever make a very intelligent witch furious and not expect her to retaliate as nastily as possible with the most powerful magic closest at hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Am I Signing? by megamatt09 reviews
You would think at least one person would have questions about signing a piece of paper in a magical world of magic without any knowledge of consequences. And in this world they did. AU set during initial DA formation meeting at the Hog's Head in Book Five. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 250 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Cho C., Susan B. - Complete
Deus Mortis by GallonsoftheStuff reviews
(Or - The Time Hel Got Told Off by Her Boss for Leading a Guy On and Indirectly Causing Mass Destruction Across the Universe.) If there was anything more boring than watching over the dead, it was doing paperwork on them. - Inspired by The Plot Bunny Whisperer's Deus Ex Machina. [COMPLETE]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 2,608 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Harry P., Thanos - Complete
On This Night by Lady FoxFire reviews
On the night when the walls between the worlds of the living and the dead, truths that some would like to remain hidden come to light and justice is served
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,253 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Complete
Hermione's Brilliant Idea by Ares.Granger reviews
A fourth year fic. Harry is stuck in something he doesn't want to be in, Dumbledore's a manipulative bastard, Voldemort wants Harry dead, the school hates him...sounds like every year right? Well this year Hermione has a brilliant idea (or more than one) and her idea(s) change Harry's life, her life, and a big black dog's life too. AU and no idea which genre to put this under.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,200 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 5,077 - Follows: 2,810 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Go tell the Spartans, passerby, that here by Spartan law, we lie by TheSilverboar reviews
A story of family, of brothers and sisters, of bravery and sacrifice. A story of what could have happened to end the war against Voldemort. Harry has finally been given a reason to live...and he'd lay down his life for those who gave it to him. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,282 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 116 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter, the Videogame (Multiplayer) by R-dude reviews
Harry Potter's life is a Videogame. With ... inter-dimensional internet connection?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry and the Heart of Magic by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
Harry was born with a natural understanding of magic, and this has broken many of the chains intended to weaken him back at Privet Drive. Instead of growing up abused, he's grown up with different Dursleys, and is more aware of what lays ahead of him. Manipulative!Dumbledore!Bashing, Grey!Smart!Powerful!Harry, Weasley!Draco!Snape!Bashing, Self-Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,220 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 3/29/2015
Deus Ex Machina by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 6,173 - Follows: 2,149 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Uncle Harry by R-dude reviews
It is time for the Potters to visit the Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 625 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G., Dudley D. - Complete
The Greatest Infiltration Ever by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Who would've thought that paper-thin disguises would be that effective? One-shot. Dedicated to Igornerd because of a lost bet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 190 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yet Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fifth one to keep the chapter numbers down. And man do I have a hard time NOT coming up with random ideas every five seconds!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 112,591 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Complete
Honoured Ancestor by Shahismael reviews
Following his years at Hogwarts, Harry wonders whether those with Parseltongue were driven insane by the ability, after all, he never heard of someone with it who wasn't a Dark Lord? Harry grows worried about his past and Hermione can't prove that he's fine, so they go looking for answers. one shot A weird idea I got when researching serpent and dragon myths.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 117 - Published: 4/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Herpo the Foul - Complete
Harry Quits by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
Enough is Enough! Sixteen years old, Harry has been through more than any young man should have to suffer. Losing his godfather sees to it that Harry is no longer going to rush forth into danger himself. He's letting his Slytherin side out to play, and Albus Dumbledore isn't happy about the changes in the boy. Not that Harry cares. AU, Smart!Harry, Slight!Bash!Weasleys & DumDum, OS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 182 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Complete
My Little Dark Puppet by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
The Third Task of Tri-Wizard is at an end, and two young hands reach for the cup unaware of the trap laid down upon it. As a Dark Lord is about to be reborn, a small twist to the plans complicates matters. The Dark Lord is about to rise and take over the wizarding world, but even as he emerges his plans are changing radically. AU, Dark(?)!Harry, One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Complete
Prophecy Problem (One-Shot) by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
In the Hall of Prophecies something that none of the key-players had foreseen takes place, and the plans are permanently derailed as Harry becomes aware of not just the truth previously hidden, but a truth that came into existence solely because of the lies he has lived through already. Made aware of the many betrayals, he does what needs to be done. One-Shot, Dark!Harry, Dum!Bash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4347 - Favs: 9,147 - Follows: 6,964 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Break the Pattern: Tri-Wizard by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
As Tri-Wizard tournament approaches, Harry Potter prepares himself. He is unwilling to dance to the whims of manipulative old men, and he's laid the groundwork for what he has to do. This year's Quiddich has already been cancelled, and with the shadow of the Tournament threatening him with peril, Harry's got a plan to slip the old manipulative bastard's leash. Crack-ish! Bash!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,084 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Complete
Marriage is by mandymld reviews
Hermione and Harry attend the first anniversary ball of the defeat of Voldemort and face another foe. This time an irate Molly Weasley who is angry she broke up with Ron. Severus, Remus and Tonks live because I hate how they died in the story. JKR should have killed off Arthur instead like she had originally planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 234 - Published: 3/26/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Molly W. - Complete
BTVS: The Builders by bearblue reviews
To honor Jesse, based on a long ago gaming conversation about who wields the real power in a game universe, Xander, Willow and Dawn wear "Builder," costumes. (YAHF)
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Xander H., Dawn S., Willow R. - Complete
Harry Potter: The RPG by britael reviews
After his self-sacrifice Harry is faced with a choice, stay in limbo or play a RPG game about himself. Enough to say that stories about a character that actually chose to stay in limbo would not be a popular one... Video-game fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,447 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,367 - Follows: 2,952 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Harry P.
I, Scion by ack1308 reviews
This is a silly crack fic that I decided to write up. It's technically the sequel to I, Panacea, which is in turn the sequel to Security!. In it, Mike Allen shows up in Scion's head. Hijinks ensue.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Alexandria, Eidolon, E. Piggot, Scion - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 4,311 - Follows: 1,458 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35645 - Favs: 26,789 - Follows: 19,716 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bitter End by The Altered Destinies reviews
Akane and Ranma finally get married. It should be the end of all the troubles, and indeed, after a little misunderstanding at the start, the honeymoon is wonderful. But after the return the fights resume, and although Ranma tries his best to avoid provoking Akane, the beatings get more and more serious
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82,242 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Ranma, Nabiki
The Wizard and the Lonely Princess by Harry Leferts reviews
We all have imaginary friends when we're young right? Well, as it turns out, Harry's might not be all that imaginary at all... Chapters 9-11Rewritten. Story Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 155,306 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 2,717 - Follows: 2,172 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Wolf On The Fold by Manchester reviews
About to die of old age and with nothing to lose, Xander utters the w-word and winds up as Batman's latest protégé. This Scooby definitely should've remembered some wish demons might be DCverse fans, too, along with having a really wicked sense of humor.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,825 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Complete
A Tale of Transmigration by CrashLegacy reviews
For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 3,288 - Follows: 3,533 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter, Aegis, OC
Tri-Wizard Tragedy by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
Through all his trials, Harry's seen that he cannot really find a home in the Wizarding World. One moment he is facing hero-worship, and another he is facing scorn. He's had enough with the bleeting sheep. When an opportunity arises, Harry Potter takes it, and joins the next great adventure, though not the way some believe he did. AU, Dark-ish!Harry, Leaving Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,488 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Complete
Don't Worry Be Happy by ack1308 reviews
What if Amy Dallon decided to do things a little differently? A creepy, sweet, one-shot AU look at Worm.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea, Flashbang, Brandish - Complete
Uekibachi Koyoko by yorushihe reviews
Old Lady Potter died silently in her sleep. It was Halloween to the morbid amusement and sadness of those who knew of her story, though she passed on peacefully and in no pain, with a smile on her lips - only to wake up as Uekibachi Koyoko, a potters' daughter and someone with too much time in her hands.. GenFic, Fem!Harry, Major AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 559 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Finding a Place to Call Home by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
"Haven't you wondered if there's more to the world then a backwards, prejudiced society?" When Harry asks Astoria Greengrass this question in a fit of temper after he's forced to compete in the tournament, he wasn't expecting her answer - or that he'd go along with her decision to run away with him and see the world. Can two different people find happiness? HarryxAstoria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,129 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 6,381 - Follows: 4,111 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] - Complete
I'm Not Dark I'm Crazy by gredandforgerock reviews
AU - Harry defeats Voldemort in fifth year, so why is Dumbledore now dead set on sending him to Azkaban? The lies force him to take matters into his own hands. Now he's after revenge and it starts with the aurors trying to take him to the horrific prison. For some reason Snape is one of he few he doesn't kill. Time travel. No romance or pairs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Complete
Recursion by losthpfanficwriter reviews
'Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them' - sometimes literally so. A Harry Potter 'Groundhog Day' story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 253 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Leanne - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 8,997 - Follows: 4,206 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 2160 - Favs: 11,234 - Follows: 3,887 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Sorting Like No Other by Stargon1 reviews
The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 744 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Broken Bonds by broomstick flyer reviews
Harry is not happy about the adult responce to the Dementor attack in Little whinging. His letter to the order at Grimmauld place has some unforseen consequences some of which turn out quite good for both Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,265 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Diversion by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 746 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 7,267 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Complementary by voider reviews
Taylor spends more time in the locker, gets worse injuries and has an earlier introduction to the cape world.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,534 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 1,894 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Skitter, Panacea]
Distracted by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Hermione is very distracted during class. Is Harry somehow to blame?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 222 - Published: 1/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter, Bahamut by Lochar reviews
Harry didn't know it was the Chamber of Secrets. Voldemort didn't know it was the Tri-Throne of Bahamut. Harry walked away with a throne, while Voldemort fled. Now what happens? Sequel to Summoner's Stone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,644 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 2,625 - Follows: 3,064 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Shiva - Complete
Inheritances by Luan Mao reviews
Getting what's coming to you. And then fighting it. And then getting what's coming to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 96 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Complete
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. Satire. Parody. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 218,497 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 8,038 - Follows: 4,440 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3147 - Favs: 20,690 - Follows: 8,007 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Time Turned Back by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry was sick of it all. So when he catches Draco in Snape's private stores, he decides that he isn't going to stand back and let Draco lie about it. During the fight, a rare and unusual herb is hit, and Harry gets splashed with the concoction...and wakes up in his parent's fourth year! Determined not to be used again, he befriends a younger Snape and changes his name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,462 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 5,821 - Follows: 2,858 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Marauders - Complete
Obession by megamatt09 reviews
Harry visits a psychiatrist about his kleptomania. Slight crack. Rated for content. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Christmas with the Grangers by Argo0 reviews
Harry spends Christmas with his girlfriend's family, and though things between the Grangers seem sour, it quickly becomes the best Christmas ever. Harry/Hermione/Hermione's mum.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,269 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 688 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4669 - Favs: 12,416 - Follows: 12,491 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Mirror, Mirror by FredNeverDied reviews
What if Sirius had the other two-way mirror on him when he died and Harry found that he was able to talk to his godfather and parents though it? Not to mention, meet all those others who went before? "Sirius Black? Sirius Black!" "Pads, is that your pocket talking to you?" "I dunno, but it sounds like...no way, it couldn't have been there the whole time...Harry!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,845 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hunt by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry had noticed a lot of things that didn't add up around him. He did something about it. When Ron left the tent during the hunt for the horcruxes, he finally manages to get the true Hermione back. With a better plan they start the hunt anew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,741 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 4,534 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
Kill Cormac by gredandforgerock reviews
A short one shot on a missing moment. What should have happened after Mclaggen hit Harry with the bludger during the game against Hufflepuff, sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Complete
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2906 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 728 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
Tricksters and Gods by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Loki's in for it now. Odin has had enough and has banished him to Earth to relearn some lessons. Too bad he hadn't paid attention to where Loki ended up. Now Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, has to deal with memories that aren't his own while he gets his revenge on those who sought to use him as a weapon. Can Harry regain what he lost, or will his past self take control first?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,615 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 8,059 - Follows: 5,321 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete