Ruth Piwonka
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Joined 07-30-05, id: 866992, Profile Updated: 03-09-08
Author has written 9 stories for X-Files.
I got interested in the X-Files whilst working aboard a cruise ship four years ago. If it hadn't been for a friend of mine that's a comedian, I would probably not have continued to write fiction. I started writing for a show called the Pretender, which is just as wonderful as the X-Files (in my opinion). And now, I have blossomed into the world of paranormal science fiction, which is funny, because, I identify more with the show's legendary skeptic. Well, that, and...the dry humor. I fell in love with the series the moment I witnessed Mulder and Scully's chemistry on the episode "Darkness Falls". Such a brilliant collaboration of words, acting, and TV production deserves all of its awards. What happened after the 8th official season, well... I'm not exactly sure if I entirely believe that Carter, Gilligan, Spotnitz, or Shiban...am I forgetting someone...(oops if I am) created the ninth season? I don't understand--was it a last minute decision to renew the show for one more year? I'm endeavoring to say that a group of chimpanzees on crack got behind their typewriters, delivered the scripts to the Network via stork or bicycle, and the actors did the best they could with them. I have taken a completely different direction than the official show's last season of rubble and have created my own. Novels submitted so far are NOT in chronological order. Here's how the episodes mesh up to the official timeline: 1.) "Misdirected"--takes place after "Alpha" in the 6th season 2.) "David and Goliath"--takes place after "Hungry" but before "Millennium" in 7th season 3.) "Narcissus' Ochroid Patella"--takes place after "Je Souhaite" but before "Requiem" in 7th season 4.) "Liefde Zal Ons Levend Bijhouden"--takes place before "This is Not Happening" in 8th season 5.) "Schutzhaftbefehl"--takes place after "Viennen" but before "Alone" in 8th season 6.) "No Yellow Pencils"--Season 9 opener--genre is mytharc and a crossover with "The Pretender". 7.) "Fazer Nao Zanga Os Deuses"--Season 9 x 2--genre is a mytharc, crossover with "The Pretender", continuation of 9 x 1. 8.) "Hurricane Farnor"--Season 9 x 3 genre is humor/romance. 9.) "Three Gunmen and a Baby"--Season 9 x 4; the title speaks for itself. Numbers 4 and 5's titles are written in Dutch and German, respectively. Number 7's title is written in Brazilian Portugese. If anyone would be kind enough to read through them and drop a line, I'd be more than happy to translate. Thank you and happy reading!
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Three Gunmen and a Baby
Continuation of 9 x 3. Aliens, the Allman Brothers, and muggy Florida. Will there ever be any relief left for poor Scully?
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,142 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Hurricane Farnor
Pure coincidence leads Mulder directly into chaos during his vacation. He coerces a reluctant Scully to join him investigate the spooky town of Wauchula, FL. While she's gone, she asks the Lone Gunmen for a favor. Humor in this is not for the squeamish
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,277 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Fazer Nao Zanga Os Deuses
The 9th Departure Episode 2. Is Scully leaving the XFiles? Will Mulder and Scully ever find William? Will Scully ever accept Mulder as more than a partner? The continuation of No Yellow Pencils Pretender xover.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,572 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Complete
No Yellow Pencils reviews
Dark times are coming for all in the XFiles' office. PretenderXFiles crossover. The 9th Departure episode 1.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,365 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Complete
Schutzhaftbefehl reviews
Ever get fired from a job? What was your last day like? Mulder's was normal until the Hoover Building came under siege.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,319 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Complete
Narcissus' Ochroid Patella reviews
New York provides some of the finest food and entertainment. But what if it also provided the most amount of aliens? If you enjoyed Bad Blood, you'll love this episode.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
Liefde Zal Ons Levend Bijhouden reviews
How far would Scully go to get an abducted Mulder back? Would she betray the FBI and friends?
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,122 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2006 - D. Scully - Complete
Misdirected reviews
How on earth can a blind man purloin four paintings right in front of our favorite agents? Can Agent Scully keep her cool before she tears Mulder's head off for good? And just what in the world DID happen on that Discovery channel? It's all done throug
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,970 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
David and Goliath reviews
Mulder and Scully travel to Las Vegas to assist the CSI team catch the interstate serial killer.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete