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Joined 07-30-05, id: 867116, Profile Updated: 12-31-08
Author has written 3 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Sherlock, and Doctor Who.

I have come to the realization that I have not actually written anything on my profile page and that that means that, virtually, I have no identity. Between the initial reaction of "Well, that's just awesome and enigmatic," I also realize that it's not very friendly of me. So:

In summary, I am a writer. I hardly ever take my subjects seriously, except when I really take them seriously, and then it's like I'm bathing in a pool filled with angst, which I do not like. I prefer to fill my pools with jello, because it's brightly hued, springy, and, if you push them off of a window sill, you can trap your enemies within it and laugh maniacally as you pour yet more gellatin over their incapacitated persons. I'm morbid with an overactive imagination that is mostly preoccupied by plots for world domination and/or multiple assassination, which also means that I fall prey to any and all comic books and well-written mysteries. I sometimes wax poetic and am constantly in search of the perfect word. I also like my stories to be musical in some way (Bollywood? Sometimes.).

I despise Mary-Sues and improbable situations, which usually leaves me damning my own work. But I attempt to keep both Mary-Sue and improbable situation full of humanity and psychological disturbances/ flaws, which are fun. And angsty.

I hope to leave the audience simultaneously enthralled and unsatisfied, like bittersweet chocolate or marzipan, but I have yet to perfect this technique.

Pictures of characters/situations are welcome, but will never be drawn by self, as is self-indulgent.

Hmmm...

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Neither Pipes Nor Top Hats by AdidasandPie reviews
A collection of drabbles, droubbles, ficlets, etc. for BBC's 'Sherlock'. Non-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 7,236 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 8/11/2010
Weighing His Words by She Steps On Cracks reviews
Only one individual would ever come close to understanding the innermost workings of that astute, rare mind that belonged to Sherlock Holmes. I was only a witness to it. I am not that person. Developing Sherlock/OC
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,789 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W., OC
Thanks For the Quickie by Maeggy reviews
Starts off with how the bathroom scene should have gone.
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,116 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Jack R., Lisa R.
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Seduction of John S Willoughby by tepid sponge bath reviews
To stop a blackmailer, Sherlock Holmes decides to enter unfamiliar territory. But not before practicing on John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,541 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Scraps from the Coal Scuttle by AdidasandPie reviews
Drabbles, one-shots, and other short anecdotes about our favorite duo and company. No slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 121 - Words: 41,739 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 3/6/2010
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,365 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Body Farm by Pennin Ink reviews
Sherlock's morbid obsession has John at his wits' end, so he takes Sherlock to the one place where no one will mind. Rated for corpses. Even if you squint, it still isn't slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,130 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Case Of The Perfect Stitch Up by Jennistar1 reviews
John's finally had enough of trying to change Sherlock's heartless nature and decides to move out. However, a case pops up just before he can, leading the pair on a wild, complicated and above all difficult adventure.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Sacrifice by Catslynw reviews
Post The Great Game. Moriarty wants revenge after The Pool. He hits upon a unique and twisted way to get it. John/Moriarty. Asexual Sherlock. John/Mycroft one-sided in later chapters. Graphic description of dub-con.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,889 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - John W., J. Moriarty
A Bit Backwards by p.r. fox reviews
Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Brother Is An Idiot by PrincessNala reviews
In simple terms? John Watson and Sherlock Holmes are in love with each other. Only the infuriating fact of the matter is that neither man has a clue of the other's feelings. And I, for one, am sick to death of their ignorance. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
It's all fine by LittlePippin76 reviews
One-shot. Drabble like thing looking at what Sherlock's thinking during that conversation at Angelo's.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Plausibility by Night Monkey reviews
The Scarecrow doesn't care who she is, where she hails from, or where she's going. He just needs a ride. OC but no romance, I can guarantee you that.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,359 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
The Secrets Of Scary People by J-Horror Girl reviews
There's something living in that chest. It's been in there for two hundred years. Don't fool yourself. The lock isn't broken. It just doesn't work... from the outside.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 120,616 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - J. Crane
Fear and Malice by E. S. Young reviews
Three years before the Batman appeared, Dr. Crane met the newly-appointed Dr. Harleen Quinzel. It was the start of a twisted friendship, as well as glimpses of past events that shaped the darkness that lurks within them both.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,068 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - J. Crane
In My Own Little Cell by The Kat Valentine reviews
Inmate number 0801. Name: The Joker. Afton Kennedy Flynn has a lot on her plate as Arkham's newest psychiatrist. Can she manage to, at the very least, integrate the notorious Clown Prince into normal behavior? Never say never..
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Joker
Dance With the Devil by The Kat Valentine reviews
-Second in the Dark Side of the Moon series- Trip, stumble, fall and bumble your way through, romance with the devil is romance, regardless. Harvey's learning that the hard way.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,997 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Joker - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by The Kat Valentine reviews
-First in the Dark Side of the Moon series- Gotham City is the new home to lackluster journalist Harvey Tinkle, a failure in most respects. But when she meets Cleveland, her neighbor, she's in for more than she bargained for. Enter: the Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,404 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Joker - Complete
The Long and Winding Road by Random-Musings reviews
ABANDONED BECAUSE I'M NO LONGER 15 Nobody would have guessed that the lives of a bitter intellectual, Severus Snape, and a cheeky redhead, Lily Evans, would ever collide...but they guessed wrong. A story of love, hate, mirth, pain and discovery from 1976 to 1981. Chapter 20 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,414 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Another Plane of Existence by RissaAngel reviews
At a time when the wizarding world is becoming unhinged, Severus Snape has to deal with a few unexpected events that will change his life forever. With his fellow Slytherins, Lily, and the Marauders creating obstacles for him, this proves to be difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,354 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,267 - Reviews: 3779 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Riddle's War by trickyink reviews
It’s a pretty safe bet this isn’t the war you’re thinking of. It’s 1943, and Tom Riddle has found himself completely caught up in it. Like hundred of children he’s being evacuated, and dear God he’s not happy. Basically, a character development that took
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,475 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
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A Journal of Impossible Things reviews
There once was a human, an army doctor, who lived with another very brilliant human in a flat in London. One day they had a falling out, and on that day, the doctor met a very brilliant alien who also called himself a doctor. They saved the world. A lot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,567 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, John W.
Family Tree reviews
A series of studies of the Sherlock characters' backgrounds. Will write/continue "The Corpse" after all of these are out of my head.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2011
I Have A Knack for Making People Laugh reviews
Harriet Vince, registered nobody, has a talent for making things worse for herself. Yes this is one of those idiotic Joker/OC/Batman stories, but I intend to have a good time with my Anti-Mary-Sue, so enjoy! I'm so sorry I never finished this! LOVE YOU
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,371 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008