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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Hey! Thanks for visiting my site and (hopefully) reading my story/stories. To all of you who review, a million thanks. It means a lot.

Yeah yeah yeah, I know the whole point of these things is so that you guys get to know me better, so here it goes.

In case you haven't noticed, I generally only write stories under two categories: Harry Potter and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Why? Because I'm a total loser that has no life.


Honestly, I do it because those are the two categories that really appeal to me. I mean, Harry Potter, because, come on, it's Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean because I'm so DAMN confused that I need to get it down on paper.

Shall I clarify?

Okay, if you insist. GAR! THE SECOND PofC MOVIE DRIVES ME MAD! I mean, before, everything was so simple, so easy, so Will/Elizabeth. And then the freakin second movie comes out and now I'm so confused and my brain has become limp, and I don't know what I want! (haha, Jack Sparrow moment...ehm...god, I'm a loser...) ANYWAY, now I don't know if I want Will/Elizabeth or Jack/Elizabeth.

Do you want to here my rant?

Yes, I agree. Another time, another other words:

OMG, I mean, the first movie was so obviously Will/Elizabeth and it was all fairy tale and it was like their love had been there for ever and ever and ever and ever and they were so sweet together and everyone REALLY wanted them to like, give up their modestly and shag in a corner (or at least have a heavy snog) and they kiss and it's so blissfully happy...and then along comes the second movie. I mean, why? WHY? Suddenly there's the whole compass thing and the whole you-know-you-want-the-bad-boy/good-girl thing and the whole kiss-ha-ha-I-locked-you-to-the-mast scene and AHHH! SO CONFUSING! And I really don't want Will to get hurt, because, come on, you've got to admit that he's cute, and that he really cares for Elizabeth and the look on his face when he's sees them kissing is totally heart-breaking. I mean, I want to go and like, stab myself with a rubber ducky or something. And yet...JACK...AHHHH! HOT HOT HOT...I mean, the two of them is like MUY SEXY...and they would be such "bad kids" together, and he comes back for her, so he must like her, and big sigh...I'll shut up now. BUT I'M SO CONFUSED! sob I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT MOVIE! I THINK I'M GOING INSANE!


ANYWAY, because I know there must be some Harry Potter fans in the world, I'll shut up about my current obsession and get back to the life-long one:

So here are my fav. ships, because I know you wanted to know them (and don't you dare deny it!):

HP/GW (I mean, come on! How obvious does it have to be?)

LE/JP (Well, it's obvious they ended up together...we do have a Harry Potter, right?)

HG/RW (Read HP/GW)

GW/DM or HG/DM (You gotta admit it's kinda hot)

RL/NT (As in Remus and Tonks. It's cute, and for those that have read HBP, well, you know...)

HP/LL (It's kinda cute, you know, end of 5th book)

THE BLACK PEARL (my homeboy/girl...hmm...probably homegirl...)

Ships I would like to sink in the middle of the night (Har hardy har har):


LE/and any other person other than James (I don't think Lily was the cheating kind...As for RL/LE, that just sicks me out)

I know there are some other ones, but I can't remember.

Mkay, hmm...oh, things you might just want to know about the stories I write:

1. I LIKE TO BE RANDOM...please put up with me if I write in "potato" in the middle of a sentence. I'll try not to. I've been pretty lucky so far. (jinx)...(potato)...

2. I LIKE REVIEWS (that was a desperate plea). But seriously, you have no idea how much reviews help me. I mean, for all of you who reviewed "The Meaning of Being a Pirate", god, I love you. That was the most reviews I've like, ever gotten (another reason I'm writing more Pirates stuff...I have more faith in you people!)

3. I LIKE TO RAMBLE (sorry, did you pick that up yet?)

4. I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH GUTS TO WRITE JACK SPARROW POV (there, I said it. now I'm going to go into a corner and cry.) I just really really don't want to write him botched up, because he is such a wonderfully bloody fantastic character, so let me have my time until I build up the confidence to write something that involves him (which may very well be never).


6. I find it superbly hard to believe that Petunia started hating Lily once Lily found out she was a witch. I mean, I understand the whole jealousy thing, but I can't believe that that was the only thing that contributed to Petunia hating Lily so much. I also find it hard to believe that anyone would marry Vernon Dursley willingly. GAR! THERE MUST BE SOMETHING MORE! WHERE IS JKR? I NEED TO FIND HER AND ASK HER! Anyway, in my stories that I write (none of which are currently published here), I tend to make Petunia and Lily close, just so you know.

7. I AM SO SO SO SORRY IF I NEVER FINISH A STORY. That is the reason that most of my stories are one-shots; I really don't want to disappoint you guys when I lose interest in a story. I really try not to, but it happens, you know? I'm depressed. :'(


9. I will probably never write OC into my PotC stories. It bugs me. A lot.

10. I strongly dislike stories that have Lily as being a strict stickler to rules. I mean, people like that piss me off enough in real life: I don't want to have to read about them!

11. (more Lily rants. sorry, I've got a bunch of these). For some reason, I don't like the fact that everyone makes Lily afraid of heights. I mean, was there some secret convention that a bunch of fanfic authors had where they decided that? Why wasn't I invited? GAR! why can't she be afraid of mushrooms or something. anything but HEIGHTS! hmpf

12. Why are there so many freaking stories with Jack and his SISTER, or Jack and his DAUGHTER, or Jack and some WEIRDO FAN GIRL? I mean, seriously folks, wtf is up with that? Then again, I should really shut up. This could just be like the time that I said (direct quote): "Jack and Elizabeth...together? You must be KIDDING ME! God, wtf are you on?" maybe Jack's twin sister's daughter's best friend that is ACTUALLY Jack's wife really is going to appear in the next movie to randomly kill Will, save Jack by throwing a papaya to the Kraken, and then have a MARVELOUS threesome with Elizabeth and Captain Sparrow. You never know...(and I do solemly apologize if anyone has written a story about Jack's twin sister's daughter's best friend that is actually Jack's wife that appears during the time frame of the third movie to randomly kill Will, save Jack by throwing a papaya to the Kraken, and then have a MARVELOUS threesome with Elizabeth and Captain Sparrow. I seriously didn't mean to offend you.)

Yeah, I know, you want more than that...

But honestly, I don't know what to say. I think I'm mellowing. God, how depressing. Maybe I'll go eat a cake. Okay, bye!

Oh, one other thing. You'll notice I'll sign reviews and stuff a certain way: -k. Doesn't stand for anything, doesn't mean anything, it's just the way I do things. Don't argue wit da master! (of what?)

yadayadayada...okay, I'll go now.

Enjoy reading my stories, and take care of them; they're my babies!


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Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Final Heaven by Final Heaven Zero reviews
When James Potters life turns upside down, he leaves his old life behind, including Lily Evans. Caught between her hate and curiosity of him, she can't help but care for him. Ignored, will she find a way to get back his love that radiated towards her? LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,806 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
When It Rained by Zayz reviews
LJ. The rain keeps falling, falling, its gentle cadence echoing in her ears and reverberating through her body. She chews idly on her lip, continuing to watch the rain coat the outside world, turning her thoughts around in her head over and over again...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Purely Business by Zayz reviews
LJ. "They didn’t do it out of love. They were not in love, nor did they want to be. They barely knew each other. None of this was romantic, not even close. What they had together was purely business." R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by IWantToMarryJames reviews
When James Potter enters his seventh year at Hogwarts he isn't what he once was. Something has happened that changed the once carefree, slighthly arrogant teen into something dark, mysterious and broken. Lily Evans is desperate to find out what it is...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,597 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Remembrance by Zayz reviews
LJ. Fourshot. Deals with four seasons worth of learning to live on one's own in the middle of a war the year after Lily graduates Hogwarts, beginning with autumn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,343 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Runaway Love by WhtChoc reviews
AU. At the prestigious private University of Percy Academy, James Potter is a rich, hotshot second year grad student who has no time and patience to deal with lowlife rejects like Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 183,895 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wind And Waves by HeroOfTheCastleOfMarble reviews
James is the pirate Captain of The Marauder. Lily is the daughter of a Duke. The two strike up a contract and the next thing Lily knows, she's on a Pirate ship, with one of the deadliest pirates after her. AU LilyJames Please read and review! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,922 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Beautiful Addiction ♣♠ Revised and Revisited ♠♣ by Autumn Amethyst reviews
REWRITE Lily knew she shouldn't. She was lying to her friends and everyone else. James was a Cavillor, and she an Ausculto. They were fundamentally incompatible, and yet charged with bringing everyone together. As if that would happen without a storm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,322 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 12/20/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Pirates by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,516 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
Where the Compass Points by MyPhoenixLament reviews
"There now, Lizzy," she could nigh hear him say. "You can't ever trust a pirate, most especially such a ravishing one as yourself." Elizabeth contemplates her relationships after DMC. WE and JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Thoughts by Missy Mouse reviews
The final piece in my set of five DMC POV one shots. Spoilers. Jack's POV, as he wonders about the last few events of the film. Accompanies 'Parallels', 'Betrayal', 'Concepts' and 'Spiders'.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Hypothetical Suicides and other stories by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
Assorted MWPP notepassing…basically a home for parts of stories that will never be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005
Ennead by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot Nine moments in the lives of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Tie in a little mythology, sprinkle with angst and romance, and step back. 8/15/08: CURRENTLY NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Charon's Gift by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 180 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3273 - Favs: 5,217 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Finding Sand in the Sahara by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
“The real reason you don’t want to be with me,” James said, “is that you don’t want to admit that you can’t find anyone better than me.” Lily could just let James’s stupid little comment go. But why let him have the last word?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 206 - Published: 7/10/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Stalking Lily Evans by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
It has been suggested that James observe Lily, learn more about her, figure out ways to get her to like him that don't involve his tongue. Notepassing, observations, and general prickiness abound.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,280 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 5/28/2004 - James P.
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2272 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
When in Doubt, Go Leather by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
The autobiography of an 18-19 year old Sirius Black, covering the time he got abducted by aliens, his short life as a model, not to mention James and Lily's's all here! R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,444 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Sirius B.
Days in Our School by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
The students of Hogwarts School are being watched as they partake in their most sordid their very twisted teachers. Rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2003
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Detention reviews
Lily finds herself bored in detention with a certain someone. What's a girl to do? Rated M for a tiny bit of language. A L/J one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Yearning reviews
If there was one thing that Elizabeth Swann knew it was that she yearned for Freedom. She yearned for Freedom like she yearned for nothing else in her life. And now that Freedom was gone, Elizabeth would do anything to get it back. SPOILERS
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
The Meaning of Being a Pirate reviews
Spoilers inside......Pirate....the last word he spoke to her. He had said it with a smirk on his face, and as he did so, she knew that he knew.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
Never Underestimate a Malfoy reviews
By age eighteen, Harry Potter had his entire life planned out. He had the girlfriend, the house, the life. After one fateful night though, all of that disappeared. This is the story of a Malfoy who's out to make things better. Huzzah!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete