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Pokemon: The Origin of Species by DaystarEld reviews
Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 112 - Words: 1,095,952 - Reviews: 2491 - Favs: 3,579 - Follows: 4,068 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male)
Linked in Life and Love by l OmegaInfinity l reviews
A single intimate night together... and it lead to so much more. Follow as Team RWBY dive into a relationship none of them could have imagined, trying to make sense of their new situation, as well as deal with the reactions of the people around them. All the while facing White Fang drama, family secrets, and most devastating of all: homework. Pollination, with no Enabler.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 520,744 - Reviews: 4231 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 4,200 - Updated: 12/24/2022 - Published: 12/24/2015 - [Blake B., Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L.]
Recoil by ack1308 reviews
The fight against Behemoth in New Delhi goes horribly wrong. Taylor, almost the only survivor, is sent back into the past by Phir Sē to try to fix matters. But there are complications ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 489,225 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 3,016 - Follows: 3,441 - Updated: 12/11/2022 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Danny H., OC
Alea Iacta Est by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gets a different set of powers, and canon begins to diverge almost immediately ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 144,680 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 3,834 - Follows: 4,684 - Updated: 11/9/2022 - Published: 7/11/2015
Reality Intrudes by ack1308 reviews
What if Worm was just a Matrix simulation, and an operative came calling ... ?
Crossover - Matrix & Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,473 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 10/16/2022 - Published: 11/18/2017 - OC, Shadow Stalker, Emma B.
Wyvern by ack1308 reviews
Taylor becomes a dragon. Hijinks ensue.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 136,289 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 3,414 - Follows: 4,182 - Updated: 8/30/2022 - Published: 8/4/2015
Bound to Him by georgesgurl117 reviews
At the behest of Lord Voldemort, Severus Snape is forced to commit a deplorable act against one who should have been under his protection. Bound by Dark Magic, he and Hermione Granger must learn to trust one another and themselves as they work together to thwart the dark plots surrounding them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 91 - Words: 712,933 - Reviews: 8429 - Favs: 5,080 - Follows: 6,438 - Updated: 8/11/2022 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Draco M., Minerva M.
The Slippery Slope by ack1308 reviews
When Taylor makes a new friend at Winslow, it's not as good a thing as it seems ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 196,307 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 7/3/2022 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker, OC
That Was Part of the Plan by LysandraLeigh reviews
One year has passed since Lyra (formerly Bellatrix) Black traveled thirty years into an alternate future. Unfortunately, this means she's expected to go back to boring Hogwarts for more boring normal people stuff. Except, there is that Tournament thing. And Angel Black. And her muggleborn girlfriend. And maybe an international incident or two... Never mind, should be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 708,914 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 6/26/2022 - Published: 11/24/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
baby teeth by Leechdog reviews
Itachi attempts to distract his baby brother from messing with his first loose tooth, but everything is always his fault.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2022 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Quintessence of a Queen by Darth Marrs reviews
Taylor Hebert was the first human from Earth to travel in hyperspace. She was also the first human from Earth to discover why hyperspace is so very dangerous. After all, hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, is it? The Game of Thrones will never be the same again.
Crossover - Game of Thrones & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 176,384 - Reviews: 2187 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 3,127 - Updated: 3/12/2022 - Published: 5/19/2021 - Skitter - Complete
Ring-Maker by Lithos Maitreya reviews
Taylor Hebert had a bad day, and came out of it changed. Some parahumans can control bugs. Some can build advanced technology. Some can do unspeakable things to space and time. Taylor can make magic rings, wondrous metals, mysterious weapons, and may not be a parahuman (or, indeed, human) at all.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 153 - Words: 420,816 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 2,945 - Follows: 2,955 - Updated: 2/11/2022 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Sauron, Skitter, Shadow Stalker - Complete
Arcanum by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Living day to day as a messenger in the slums, Ruby thought her life was set out for her. But when a mysterious meeting with an Arcanist draws her into a conspiracy that threatens all she loves, that changes. Wielding the power of a Wildmage and hunted by enemies and Arcanists alike, Ruby must find answers in the one place her kind cannot venture; the Arcane Collegium.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 119 - Words: 627,697 - Reviews: 5492 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 2,835 - Updated: 2/6/2022 - Published: 4/23/2019 - Ruby R. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 286,862 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 4,382 - Follows: 3,465 - Updated: 1/20/2022 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Westerosi II: Subprime Directives by Mr. Fnord reviews
Part II of The Westerosi Saga: Extradimensional horrors threaten to destroy the Seven Kingdoms-as well as all life as we know it-and Captain Jade Hasegawa of the Starfleet Rangers has to rise to stop them. If she accidentally conquers Westeros in the process, well... oops? Oops counts at a court-martial, right? Right?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 129,113 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 1/1/2022 - Published: 8/28/2017 - Melisandre, Thoros of Myr, OC, Sarella S.
Relic of the Future by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 176 - Words: 1,121,363 - Reviews: 24115 - Favs: 10,043 - Follows: 9,760 - Updated: 11/13/2021 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Salem, Team STRQ - Complete
r Animorphs: The Reckoning by WhatWouldEnderDo reviews
AU/multiple points of departure, with the intent to fix/sane-itize/create internal consistency, allowing rational agents to take things to the extreme. Visser Three is competent, the Yeerks are moving rapidly, and the Animorphs are actually trying to win (but are inexperienced and unprepared). Inspired by Worm and HPMOR.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 83 - Words: 685,980 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 7/2/2021 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Elfangor, Jake - Complete
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 345,712 - Reviews: 9182 - Favs: 11,372 - Follows: 11,797 - Updated: 6/12/2021 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Worm: More Than Meets The Eye by Zero-metallix reviews
When Primus sees the destruction caused by the Entities, he decides to take action before earth can become another victim to their cycle.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 129 - Words: 613,648 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 3,177 - Follows: 3,253 - Updated: 3/4/2021 - Published: 10/29/2014 - [Skitter, Panacea]
The Need to Become Stronger by Sophronius reviews
Even with the world's most powerful demon in your stomach, saving the world is not that easy. Any young ninja who wishes to survive to fulfil his ambitions must first learn that some problems can't be solved with any amount of chakra, and that battles are decided by the time swords are drawn, not when they are sheathed. (Rational!Naruto)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 55 - Words: 279,655 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 2/28/2021 - Published: 10/31/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Anachronistic Drift by Elesrea reviews
Her plan was flawless. Save Shisui. Save the world. Time-travel, Sakura-centric AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 128,831 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 3,764 - Follows: 4,209 - Updated: 2/21/2021 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Echoes by inwardtransience reviews
The Jedi thought that, by turning their greatest enemy into an unwitting assassin, they could grasp victory from the jaws of defeat, and safeguard the Republic, the democratic and egalitarian principles at its foundation, for future generations. Really, they should have just killed her.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 302,390 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 12/3/2020 - Published: 11/11/2018 - Revan, Bastila S., Mission V., Yuthura B.
I Aim to Misbehave by White Squirrel reviews
Harry Potter escapes from Earth-That-Was via magitech, but goes missing. When he is finally unfrozen in the 26th century, he faces a new oppressive regime in the form of the Alliance while he tries to find the lost magical community in the Verse. Epilogue-compliant, No Power in the 'Verse-compliant. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,912 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 10/18/2020 - Published: 4/5/2017 - Harry P., River
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 183,698 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 2,806 - Updated: 10/11/2020 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Witch Queen by TimeLoopedPowerGamer reviews
After a long war, Voldemort still remains undefeated and Hermione Granger has fallen to Darkness. But despite having gained great power in exchange for a bargain with the hidden Fae, she is still unable to kill the immortal Dark Lord. As a last resort, she sends Harry back in time twenty years to when he was eleven, using a dark ritual with a terrible sacrifice. Canon compliant AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 193,422 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 2,348 - Updated: 10/10/2020 - Published: 12/23/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L.
Quintessence by Darth Marrs reviews
The Galaxy Far Far Away did not fall easily to the Entities. With their last breath, the survivors of that galaxy planted a seed of hope for any other worlds that might fall. Naturally, with Taylor Hebert's luck, that seed planted itself in her. A Star Wars/Worm Crossover.
Crossover - Star Wars & Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 226,747 - Reviews: 3651 - Favs: 4,013 - Follows: 3,849 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 7/20/2019 - Skitter - Complete
The Windmill Turns Both Ways by Blaizekit reviews
12-year-old Naruto often dreams about the future, but when he is launched four years into it, not everything is as he envisioned. The Fourth World War is just around the corner, and Akatsuki is more dangerous than ever. But hiding and doing nothing has never been Naruto's style. To change the course of history, he searches for the truth about the future, and a way back to the past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 193,575 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/3/2020 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, Obito U., Team Seven - Complete
Forged Destiny by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 157 - Words: 1,109,953 - Reviews: 17031 - Favs: 8,146 - Follows: 7,362 - Updated: 1/20/2020 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A. - Complete
Through Her Eyes: Remastered by Peroth reviews
Ruby is born with the dangerous power to summon Grimm. Sheltered, shy, and under constant watch, Ruby is suddenly invited to join Beacon Academy. With the awful potential her power carries and a disturbing deformity that could out her to her peers, Ruby is tested in protecting the humanity of Remnant while keeping a dangerous secret. - AU, sorta follows canon. (Remaster of THE V1.)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 499,512 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 1/8/2020 - Published: 5/18/2018 - Ruby R., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
All According to Plan by LysandraLeigh reviews
Thirteen-year-old Bella Black intended to go back in time to start a war in service to her patron goddess. Ritual magic goes awry and she finds herself in 1993, faced with a failing House of Black, an insane alter ego, and a Dark Lord on the rise. Chaos ensues. Title drop. (A collaboration by LeighaGreene and inwardtransience)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 470,119 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 12/7/2019 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Bellatrix L., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Unseen Hunt by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune was only worried about two things in life; graduating from high school and dodging his hated bully. He didn't care about the supernatural, nor believe in it. But a chance encounter with a mysterious girl in red will open his eyes to a world that lives beside our own, a dangerous and deadly secret. But beware, child, for eyes once opened to the truth may never again be closed.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 293,972 - Reviews: 3434 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 10/13/2019 - Published: 9/23/2018 - Jaune A. - Complete
Trump Card by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,285 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 5,073 - Follows: 4,801 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Über, Leet - Complete
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 4,694 - Follows: 3,583 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
Kunoichi, a female parahuman mercenary by toojoshua reviews
Where Naruto sees roses, Taylor sees thorns.
Crossover - Naruto & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,092 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 7/16/2019 - Published: 4/15/2017 - Skitter
White Sheep by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 811,331 - Reviews: 12914 - Favs: 8,026 - Follows: 7,096 - Updated: 2/14/2019 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
There's No Way My New Little Sister Can Be The Simurgh! by ensou reviews
Following a tragic turn of fate, Taylor is left on her own with nobody else. But less than three weeks after, she comes home to find a girl who claims to be both her new sister ...and the Simurgh. But that can't possibly be right, can it?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,621 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 2,292 - Updated: 1/16/2019 - Published: 6/6/2017 - Skitter, Simurgh
Wings of Dust by Solora Goldsun reviews
In the world of Remnant, Dragon Riders are all that stand between civilians and the creatures of Grimm. During a time when the rights of dragons are still in question, illegal hybrids are being bred for shady purposes, and a rise in egg thefts has been reported, the new students at Beacon Dragonry will have their hands full simply keeping their partners safe. (ADOPTED by Najio.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 72 - Words: 227,136 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 10/25/2016 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Team CFVY, Team SSSN
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,680 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 5,665 - Follows: 6,340 - Updated: 1/7/2019 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Simurgh's Son by Darth Marrs reviews
The world first saw Harry Bailey in a photo kneeling on a road before the Endbringer the Simurgh. The Simurgh's psychic scream drove entire cities mad. In Harry, it woke something else entirely. He never told the heroes what happened. After all, how could a young boy explain memories he could not possibly have, of a powerful, ancient sorcerer from a universe that preceded his own?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 284,650 - Reviews: 5019 - Favs: 4,225 - Follows: 3,985 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Harry P., Skitter - Complete
A Crash Course in Enchanting and Interdimensional Mechanics by inwardtransience reviews
Through the Veil of Death, Ellie Potter had expected to find...well, death. She's had quite enough of quirky, manipulative old school headmasters and fated destinies, thank you very much. Oh well, at least the girls are cute.
Crossover - Harry Potter & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,442 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 12/10/2018 - Published: 11/11/2018 - Harry P., Ruby R., Pyrrha N., Qrow B.
From the Future, Hindsight by The Ferryman reviews
Salem wants humanity (and faunus) dead. Ozpin wants to return the favor. But certain universal truths remain. People behave in unexpected ways. When someone faces an imposed existential crisis, they often try to return the favor. What you don't see isn't nearly as lethal as what you don't understand. Enough gravity Dust can tear apart a planet...or give someone a second chance.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 147,870 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 12/7/2017
Color Psychology by arenavanera reviews
Ruby is a neurotic prodigy who thought Beacon would teach her to kill Grimm. Instead, she's dropped into a world of schemes and secrets. Hopefully she'll figure things out before anyone's agenda catches up with her.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,158 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/28/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Ruby R.
Yet, mad I am not by Erisah Mae reviews
...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,908 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 2,777 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U., Shisui U. - Complete
The Mind-Tailed Fox by arenavanera reviews
An AU fic, where ninjas are clever and subtle. (Like, you know, ninjas.) Vaguely rationalist, inspired by that one aside in HPMOR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,559 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/22/2018 - Published: 9/14/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Homefront by hell-whim reviews
Miss Riza's arrival in Resembool has the potential to ruin everything. [Royai, FMA:B AU]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,114 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/8/2018 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [Riza H., Roy M.] Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,359 - Reviews: 5838 - Favs: 5,067 - Follows: 4,909 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 187,252 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 2,395 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Roll the Dice on Fate by Jackercracks reviews
What happens when a SI gets reborn in the world of Naruto and is willing to lie, cheat and steal his way to power? Magical Vivisectionist Pretty Oro-tan, eat your heart out - this is how you bootstrap your way to godhood. No re-treading the same old missions here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 67,351 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 3,820 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Gai M., OC
He is not the man I married by ByzantineLobster reviews
Originally something I wrote for the Life As An NPC subreddit; the Empress of Rome has a little chat with her daughter-in-law about what it means for the spirit of Rome to reside in the person you love.
Crusader Kings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/23/2018 - Complete
The Stars Alone by Darth Marrs reviews
Sequel to Broken Chains. Every choice has a consequence. Every action has a price. Their financial empire lost, their allies turned against them for crimes they actually did commit, Harry, Hermione and Luna are exiled from Earth. The Goa'uld have no idea what is about to hit them, because the stars alone know how far they will go.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,367 - Reviews: 3511 - Favs: 3,094 - Follows: 2,948 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Complete
A Finely Honed Blade by ensou reviews
What would you do if you could see death? If you'd touched emptiness itself, had it invade your soul, infest your mind, and whisper in your ear, telling you how to kill anything? How would you handle knowing you could never not see, never not comprehend the end of everything? Because for Taylor, that's reality, and there are no easy answers. Kara no Kyoukai influences.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,185 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 4,957 - Follows: 5,388 - Updated: 9/25/2017 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea
Queen of the Swarm by Vherstinae reviews
With all the biohazards in the locker, blood poisoning was inevitable. Contamination was also to be expected. What happens when a dormant brew gets added to a parahuman at the exact moment of a trigger event?
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 224,968 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 3,938 - Follows: 3,404 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Shadow Stalker, Emma B. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by WhenEver Possible reviews
Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,326 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 3,724 - Follows: 4,014 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sakura H.
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9953 - Favs: 10,994 - Follows: 8,280 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,296 - Reviews: 2872 - Favs: 5,055 - Follows: 5,753 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
Blink by ensou reviews
Torn out of time, Taylor is faced with the loss of everything she's known. But even when all seems lost, sometimes help comes from the unlikeliest of places, and family is found in those who care... Worm AU, Canon Divergence
Crossover - Worm & Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 602 - Published: 5/8/2017 - Skitter, Dragon
She Summons Sea Things by the Sea Shore by mp3.1415player reviews
Another weird idea I had while mulling over ideas for Taylor Varga which didn't quite fit in that story. Not exactly funny, it's rather more dark than I normally write. Sort of a horror story, mostly by implication. Only a short quick one-shot but it's not impossible I may revisit this one day. There's scope for more.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,288 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 446 - Published: 3/14/2017 - Kid Win, E. Piggot, Assault
Belladonna Lilies by DezoPenguin reviews
In a gaslamp-fantasy Victorian era shaped by the discovery of Dust, two women's lives take on a collision course. Blake Belladonna, searching for her future, and Weiss Schnee, learning the meaning of her past, may find that each other holds the key to finding what truth exists within their web of duty, honor, and pride.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 71 - Words: 292,448 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Blake B., Weiss S.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the White Wizard by Cyberwraith9 reviews
In the wake of tragedy, Harry returns to Hogwarts with a new ally in his personal war with Voldemort. With the help of this unlikely hero, can Harry put an end to the scourge of the wizarding world for good? A Harry PotterDresden Files crossover!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,957 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P.
Shards by GreatWyrmGold reviews
Worm takes place in a universe which is dark and gritty, without being grimdark. RWBY tries to be serious, but the result is still lighthearted and campy. What happens when the gray morality and methodology of the former meet the black-and-white world of the latter? The Undersiders are sent to Remnant for unknown reasons, and must learn how to survive and thrive in this new world.
Crossover - RWBY & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,228 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 3/1/2015
The Kyle Side by Darth Marrs reviews
An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,729 - Reviews: 3589 - Favs: 7,244 - Follows: 5,697 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
It Was Just An Accident! by College Fool reviews
Jaune tells Ren his side of the story of how a small accident with Ruby nearly led to an untimely death, and did lead to jumping out of perfectly good bullheads, shopping, and getting blown halfway across the harbor after being taken hostage by terrorists. And yet somehow he still doesn't realize the obvious. (One shot.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,385 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 334 - Published: 4/28/2016 - Jaune A., L. Ren, Team RWBY, Team CFVY - Complete
Hate, Love by Lithos Maitreya reviews
Judy Hopps has a large family, many acquaintances, and a few good friends, but her life really centers around two particular mammals and how they interact. One, she loves. The other, she hates.
Zootopia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/12/2016
The Writer Games by College Fool reviews
(Oneshot anthology of a unique sort.) It can take decades to write a masterpiece, and years to plan it- so see what a couple of amateurs come up within 15 minutes after a prompt. College Fool, Couer Al'Alran, and the Jaune story concepts that followed.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 283,270 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Jaune A., Team JNPR, Team RWBY
On the Origin of House Elves by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Or, "Why indeed would an entire species of sapient creatures seem perfectly content to live in nothing short of outright slavery?" Half fan quibbling, half genuinely thoughtful consideration of the potential causes and factors which might have led house elves and wizards into their respective roles and places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Dobby - Complete
Autumn Days by Reshuffle reviews
Ruby Rose loved video games. Who didn't? But maybe becoming the Gamer and replacing her entire reality with an RPG with a rather quirky sense of humour was a little bit too much. Oh well. Casual players play the game for fun, but the smart player finds ways to break the game. And Ruby's the smartest of them all. Written in remembrance as a tribute to Monty Oum.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,599 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Ruby R.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4412 - Favs: 9,245 - Follows: 7,023 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,419 - Reviews: 4404 - Favs: 8,124 - Follows: 6,052 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 6,179 - Follows: 1,913 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Honor Among Thieves by Bracketyjack reviews
An Honorverse AU. I know the story-arc of the Honorverse is one of its great glories, but haven't you ever, reading the latest best-selling doorstop, wanted radically to short-circuit the whole thing, and see those morally defective, small-souled Manticoran aristocrats taken down hard? And all Detweilers whatever fed to a passel of treecats, with BBQ sauce? I know I have ...
Honor Harrington - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 232,032 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Complete
Rise of the Uchiha by AlphaEph19 reviews
One decision can change the world, but it's not as easy to change it back again. To his shame, Itachi saves his brother at the cost of losing his village. Now the shinobi of Konoha are enslaved or scattered, hearts full of vengeance but bereft of hope. As for Naruto, he is finally acknowledged... by Madara. When the battle lines are drawn, how will he know where to stand?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 368,310 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Twenty Three Shades of Gray by Thinker6 reviews
Taylor Hebert triggers with Gray Boy's power. She reunites with Emma Barnes in the aftermath of an Endbringer attack. The two old friends and old enemies have to come to terms with their new relationship.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 137 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Skitter, Emma B. - Complete
—More Mistakes Than Any Other— by GreatWyrmGold reviews
An unusual day in the life of Headmaster Ozpin...but not that unusual. It is not uncommon for him to spend fifty or more hours trying to solve one great problem, such as preventing a series of unfortunate coincidences from destroying part of Beacon. (Inspired by /r/RWBY's Whose Line Is It.)
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Ozpin - Complete
What if SG-1 weren't stupid? by EagleJarl reviews
A rational take on Stargate SG-1, wherein each chapter is an episode and none of the characters are idiots. Extended version of my SG-1 oneshot of similar name. NOT ALL EPISODES ARE SHOWN, and they will not necessarily appear in order - they'll show up as I write them.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,140 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Complete
Administrative Assistant by Cyclone reviews
Reposted from Spacebattles. Self-insert into Taylor's head with separate powers.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,990 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Skitter, OC
A Househusband Macho or Something by College Fool reviews
Jaune left Beacon for a SAHD life. It's not a step down by any means: Jaune may have failed to graduate as a Hunter, but he totally passes as a Stay At Home Dad. Behold the highest tier of manhood where badasses fear to tread: managing the home front. A series of shorts about Jaune and the lady of RWBY/JNPR that is the mother of his children. (Not a harem. Parallel fics on a theme)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,085 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 6/12/2015 - [Jaune A., Team JNPR, Team RWBY] L. Ren - Complete
Muddle, Not Fiddle by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Indominus rex is a clever girl, and there is no mistaking that. But... maybe she's not entirely as clever as you may think.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Complete
Jaune Rose and Ruby Arc by GreatWyrmGold reviews
One day, Teams JNPR and RWBY wake up in each others' dormitories. And bodies.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/3/2015
Reconciliation by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
(or, "Grumpy Old Men, But With Dinosaurs... Kinda") Alan Grant and Ian Malcolm visit Jurassic World to learn about a new attraction. They do not get along.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,660 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/27/2015 - A. Grant, I. Malcolm - Complete
Weaver Nine by Thinker6 reviews
Taylor and Jack Slash are born in each other's places. Weaver is the infamous usurper of the Slaughterhouse Nine, while young Jacob Hebert forges his path through the underworld of Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,719 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Skitter, Jack Slash
Bound to Crimson Wings by Hysterical Clerical Hijinks reviews
On the world of Remnant, Bonded are Hunters soulbound to creatures of legend. Weiss Schnee has searched her entire lonely life for her heart-sister in Ruby Rose, a black dragon. Blake Belladonna, her enigmatic teammate, is partner to Yang Xiao Long, a golden dragon and Ruby's own sister. Together by flame, bullet, and blade they will turn the tide against the growing Grimm threat.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,040 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 569 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 8,247 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Semantics by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Goblin, orch, rakhâs, uruk – no matter what you call them, it's really just a matter of semantics. [gen]
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Bilbo B., Balin, Gandalf, Thorin - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 5,562 - Follows: 1,833 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
In Fire Forged by OmgImPwned reviews
In a world where modern physics and chakra are seemingly irreconcilable, fifteen-year-old Haruno Sakura graduates as a first-grade genin with the year's highest academic scores and is thrust into a world more complex and a lot less nice than she would have thought at first. AU. Volume one of a planned trilogy. Ch 8, Ignition 1.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,144 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Sakura H.
Burning Gold by DezoPenguin reviews
The thefts of the Phantom Gentleman, Roman Torchwick fill the papers of 1889 London. But when one of his crimes goes too far, he'll find that even the brightest gold can be unwanted when it burns for revenge! Set in the same steampunk AU as "Belladonna Lilies."
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,756 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Roman T., Jaune A. - Complete
Worm d20 by throwaawy reviews
You know that one gamer, the one who breaks into every house and turns the place inside-out in their search for loot? That adventurer who slaughters everything in their path for XP? What if the events of Worm were a group of friends simply playing a pen & paper RPG? What if the protagonist could best be described as one such adventurer? Rated T for language.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,973 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Skitter
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 361 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U., Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
The Uchiha Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
Danzo was never pleased about the loose end that Sasuke represented but he could live with it. Three years of the kid living it up with the killer of their Hokage later, 'not pleased' might be a bit of an understatement. Tsunade could never understand just why Danzo didn't push for Sasuke to be in the Bingo Book but Itachi is really being quite unreasonable about the matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Tsunade S., Danzō S. - Complete
Slightly Less Traumatic by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 207 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Stupid by The Seamonkey reviews
DH spoilers. Hermione's wandering train of thought as she washes the dishes. 'Ron will kill me if he sees me cleaning without a wand. You're a witch, act like it! he'd say. He doesn't understand that I need the distraction...' HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,044 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Zombie by alexanderwales reviews
Recursive fanfic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky. Fits in around chapter 94, and contains major spoilers. Harry Potter starts to come around to the idea that souls might exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 152 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 5,515 - Follows: 5,702 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Daystar's Remix of HPMOR by DaystarEld reviews
Fan edit of the first few chapters of LessWrong's Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality to smooth out tone/characterization, and make it more accessible to those not familiar with Harry Potter canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,571 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 2,839 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
New Perspective by Shadow2341 reviews
Sasuke wasn't the only one to survive the Uchiha massacre, his twin sister survived too… and her presence shifts the dynamic of Team 7 and the 'Rookie 9.' Action, romance, pain, and comedy ahead. Not your average twinfic. Narutocentric. PermanentHiatus. Remaining outline posted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 327,171 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Naruto U.
The Journey Home by DuckButtFangirl reviews
The battle has been won, the fight is finally over. Minato and Jiraiya carry an exhausted warrior on their journey home. Family Fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
Vision of the Jedi by muggledad reviews
Luke and Mara's Force bonding from Vision of the Future happens in Jabba's Palace while rescuing Han and Leia. Everything changes as a result. A character driven story. L/M, H/L
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,548 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 513 - Published: 4/28/2013 - [Luke S., Mara Jade] [Han S., Leia O.]
Danzo's Team by kosmos00 reviews
Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 2,722 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danzō S., Team Seven
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 4479 - Favs: 9,122 - Follows: 6,355 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Here Dead We Lie by mebh reviews
Following a disasterous operation in Aerugo, Colonel Mustang wakes from a coma to discover his world has fallen apart. Under the shadow of the state, he tries to find impossible answers before it is too late. Angst/Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,735 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Roy M. - Complete
Lackluster by Unadulterated reviews
Ed is removed from his abusive stepfather's care after years of hurt – and placed in the home of his direct superior Roy Mustang. With Al missing and Ed attempting to cope with unbelievable scarring, can Roy hope to be able to help Ed? Warning: child abuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,070 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 4,734 - Follows: 2,906 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Currency Redesign by Arpad Hrunta reviews
The Klingon economy is failing, and advice on how to rejuvenate it may lead to political changes.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3775 - Favs: 8,014 - Follows: 4,120 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Father's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
The Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato survived the Kyuubi's attack and the loss of his beloved wife.Now he must do everything in his power to protect his son and help him reach his dream, to become Hokage. Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,480 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
RESUME FOR Vader, Lord Darth by frodogenic reviews
Experienced Sith Lord seeking full-time employment in the field of total galactic domination.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Darth Vader - Complete
Just Get Them Together Already! by Cafe Au Liet reviews
Mustang's subordinates decide to take matters into their own hands, coming up with a plan to get the Colonel and his Lieutenant together. But they weren't prepared for this. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,028 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Setting An Example by Sarah1281 reviews
A week after Tsunade starts at the Acadmey, she and Tobirama have a discussion that convinces her that being Hokage is a terrible idea and she should be a Shinobi instead of a Kunoichi. But hey, at least she doesn't think the Uchiha are evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Tobirama S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 4,296 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 6275 - Favs: 5,272 - Follows: 2,730 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Afterglow by Lirazel reviews
Because it can’t be easy going back to being less than you are.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete