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Joined 07-31-05, id: 867591, Profile Updated: 03-06-13
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

20 years old.


“Literature is the most agreeable way of ignoring life.” — Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet

My fanfics:

Akatsuki Gangstas: Finished.

Ne Plus Ultra: In other words, 'Peak of Perfection': I deem it completed for now, until I find a spark in me to continue it— which is highly doubtful.

Cutting with Style: A one shot that my friend requested over 2 years ago- procrastination at its finest.

In addition, my friend drew a scene from Chapter Two of Ne Plus Ultra. It's the scene where Sorano thinks Sasori stinks:

http://irenelavine.deviantart.com/art/Smell-65718174

Kindly read and review my stories, it will be much appreciated.

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Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
The Benefits of Amnesia by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
After developing amnesia in Konoha, Hinata is sent back to Suna, unaware of her life there, or that she's married to the Kazekage. GaaraHina, some SasuHina, slight KabuHina and NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,783 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Remembrance by LulaMadison reviews
Tony Stark invents a weapon designed to incapacitate Loki, but it doesn't work how they expected it too. Loki loses all his memories, he can't speak and he can't even feed himself. The Avengers have to look after him. Warning: Character Death.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,060 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Goodbye Apathy by OmgItsPocky reviews
Everyone thought he was a troublemaker when he transferred into KonohaHigh. He frowns a lot, never smiles. He's quiet, never talks. He will never let anyone enters his world. Unless you are a girl with short pink hair, that would be a different story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,010 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Caught You on the Flip Side by firefly reviews
I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,430 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara
Butchery & Happiness by JACinthebox reviews
When 23 year old Sadako is sent on the wrong mission by mistake, she is hunted down by the Akatsuki. But when your shortest, slowest, and weakest of Jounin, what are you to do? Kisame x OC I'm BACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,821 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,092 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Model Behaviour by Anorexia reviews
Anorexia.DrugAbuse.Mild Pedophilia.SasukexSakura. All her life she wanted to model, but when her dream comes true, things take an unexpected turn and Sakura spirals into the dangers of modeling. Will Sasuke be able to help her when he himself suffers?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,934 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Kindergarten by yosshi reviews
CRACK.HUMOUR.OOC What would it be like for the Akatsuki when they were in Kindergarten? Featuring: Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu, Deidara, Sasori, Orochimaru, Tobi, Hidan, Kakuzu and Leader! CHAPTER 6 NOW UP. Sorry for wait!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 9/24/2006
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 2,899 - Follows: 426 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
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Cutting With Style reviews
A red-haired hairstylist comes face to face with another flaming redhead. SasorixGaara Friendship story. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Gaara, Sasori - Complete
Ne Plus Ultra reviews
When the Akatsuki leader recruits two new members, everyone in the organization's horrified to find that one of them's a Mary Sue and that the other's a total fashion disaster! Crackfic. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Hidan, Sasori
Akatsuki Gangstas reviews
The leader finally goes crazy and spreads the culture of HipHop and 'bling' to the other Akatsuki members. Crackfic. Rated M for language and awkward situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,730 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
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