Two Drunk Elves
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Joined 08-02-05, id: 868730
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter.

Dobby: Hiya, we're just two drunk elves on a story-writing rampage!

Winky: By the way, our username on www.harrypotterfanfiction.com is Drunk Elves, but that name was already taken here.

Dobby: So we're not copying our stories. If that made sense.

Books we like: Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl (and anything else by Eoin Colfer), The Cassandra Klein Series, Anything by Tamora Pierce, Anything by Meg Cabot, Inkheart, The Book of Lies, The Alex Rider Series, Eragon, Eldest, Anything by Isabelle Allende, Anything by Dan Brown.

Movies we like: All the Harry Potter ones (duh!), Sky High, Miss Congeniality, Thirteen Going On Thirty, Spiderman, Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie, Finding Nemo, Ice Age, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Around the World in 80 Days, Anything by Disney/Pixar/Dreamworks.

Singers/bands we like: Green Day, Simple Plan, Missy Higgins, Ben Lee, David Bowie, Nat King Cole, FrankVallie and the Four Seasons (lol)

Favourite Authors: J.K. Rowling (of course!), Eoin Colfer, Dan Brown, Meg Cabot, Antony Horowitz, Christopher Paolini, Tamora Pierce, Karen R. Brooks, Eva Ibbotson, Isabel Allende, James Moloney, Diana Wynne Jones, P.B Kerr.

Ships we like: Harry/Ginny, Lily/James, Ron/Hermione, Remus/Tonks, Oliver/Katie, Holly/Artemis, Cassandra/Simon and Robert Langdon/Sophie Neveu.

Ships we dislike: Harry/Hermione, Ginny/Neville, Ron/Luna, Harry/Luna, Draco/Ginny, Draco/Hermione, Remus/Lily, Sirius/Lily, Sirius/Remus, Harry/Any other guy, Harry/Anyone else but Ginny(lol), Artemis/Any other guy, Holly/Anyone but Artemis, Robert Langdon/Vittoria Vetra and any kid/adult or student/teacher pairing.

We love all things funny and random and we like to read most genres of fics. Dobby loves to read a good action/adventure, as well as humour preferably with a a bit of fluff inside. Winky loves a good angst sometimes if she's feeling down and humour and romance are her
favourites as well.

Likes: Good fics, fluff, funny fics, friendly people, reviewers.

Dislikes: Stupid fics, dumb fics, unfriendly people, people who read but don't review, anonymous flamers. Flames aren't so nice to receive, but if they're signed or at least with an email address, then you can reply and communicate to the flamer. But anonymous flames are written by cowardly people who are too scared to take responsibility for their words, so they hide behind an anonymous name and no email address. Shame on you.

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Just a Game of Dragonistic Truth or Dare by Evil Shall Giggle reviews
COMPLETE! A rather drunk Eragon starts up a game of truth or dare with Orik, Saphira, and Arya. Randomness, and some OOCness ensues. Other characters will appear later.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,442 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
Bride and Prejudice by Nymphandora Tonks reviews
Basically the whole movie of 'Bride and Prejudice' from Lalita's and Will's POV's. Some bits added. I suck at titles and summaries.
Bride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,112 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006
Napoleon Goes to Hogwarts by The Alpacas in a Blender reviews
Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro become students at Hogwarts. Need we say any more? Thanks, everyone, for the reviews! We may change the title soon, so watch out.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005
Falling Hard or Hardly Falling? by Alex202 reviews
Missing moments from Half Blood Prince. Ginny discusses her feelings on everything from Dean and Harry to Luna's commentating at the quidditch match. Gives an insight into the life of the young girl that Harry Potter fell for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,597 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Movie Parody by waldorf88 reviews
A parody of the third Harry Potter movie and book, for all the disappointed fans of the third movie!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 9/10/2004
Obscene Dream by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Remus finally lets his feelings known for Tonks after a wrestle with a shirt, a crash of a lamp, a disturbing dream of Sirius Black as an advice giving Philidelphia cheese spread loving angel, and strawberry cheesecake. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Reality by Trinka reviews
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE! Ginny is convinced to be in a reality show against her better judgement. Who is the hunk all the women are fighting over? We know him. We love him. But in my story, Ginny's never met him. Mild language. COMPLETE. Sequel started.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,803 - Reviews: 1872 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Hand in Hand by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Enemies James Potter and Lily Evans' hands are stuck together by James' fellow Marauders...mainly Sirius's idea. Read the story of how they discover love is the heart of acceptance and hate is the heart of denial. Includes nifflers and Marauder fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,853 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Miss Hogwarts by JennaMae reviews
When the prefects hold a one-of-its-kind beauty pageant, the students are all up for it. But will the reluctant Gryffindor contestant pull HIS act off perfectly? (EPILOGUE UP; COMPLETED!!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,854 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Family by JennaMae reviews
Harry discovers that his parents' wedding rings might hold answers -- a *couple* of them. Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, and some Lily/James. *Chapter 16 up; COMPLETED*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,142 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/19/2003 - Published: 9/7/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Questions, Qualms and Queries of a Quidditch Queen reviews
A fic full of crazy matchmakers, sixteen year olds who act their shoe sizes, creepy fourth year Ravenclaws and Quidditch equipment. Katie, Oliver, Fred and George, Angelina and Alicia all on the quest to find just how long beaters' bats are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W.
My Favourite Things reviews
James hears a sound coming from Harry's nursery. Well, not really a sound, more like the sound of music...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Full Moon Rising reviews
Some pondering from Remus, some memories and the thoughts they inspire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Remus L. - Complete
6,972 Time Lucky reviews
Double, double, toil and trouble...what do you get when you mix essence of Lily, James extract and just a touch of Felix Felicis? WARNING: Extremely explosive mixture. Read at own risk. Dragonhide attire recommmended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/4/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
All's Fair in Pranks and War Not to Mention Love reviews
All's fair in pranks and war, right? What about love? What will happen to Lily and James and the tangled webs they weave? A roundrobin fic written by Dobby and hic Winky, the two Drunk Elves!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Pumpkin Juice, Dance Partners, Bavarian Fruitcakes reviews
A ball fic, hopefully original with many twists. LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Smudge reviews
There is a smudge. A smudge. A SMUDGE! On my charms essay. Potter is DEAD. My perfect essay. RUINED with a SMUDGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Save the Last Dance For Me reviews
A Christmas fic featuring Lily and James. Will Lily finally accept James?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
First Signs of Magic: A Hermione Granger Story reviews
Ever wondered what Hermione's life was like before Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Hermione G.
Babysitting Harry reviews
Lily and James went out, leaving Sirius to babysit. Was that REALLY the wisest choice...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Visiting Har I Mean, Ron reviews
“Ginny came in to visit while you were unconscious,” he [Ron] said, after a long pause, and Harry’s imagination zoomed into overdrive, rapidly constructing a scene in which Ginny, weeping over his lifeless form, confessed her feelings of deep attraction t
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Ginny W., Ron W.