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Collateral Damage by Novus Ordo Seclorum reviews
The choices we make in life-no matter how small-are far-reaching... When Beast Boy is gravely wounded in battle, Robin is faced with difficult decision: Abandon the mission to save his teammate or abandon his teammate to save the city.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 185,710 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Beast Boy - Complete
Beast Boy's Pain by Kinabee reviews
A story of Beast Boy's struggles past, present, and soon to be. How much pain can he keep hidden from his friends? How much danger is he really in? Disclaimer: I do not own teen titans
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Beast Boy
Interlude by Saint H reviews
What happens during Teen Titans episodes that we don't see. Check out the story that is usually covered up by commercials or just plain left out. VULGAR.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,139 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/16/2005
All Bets Off by Juxtaposie reviews
Sokka and Suki spar. Everybody wins and everybody loses.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sokka, Suki - Complete
Beast Boy No More by Phantom Moon reviews
New power? Giant demonic wings ripped out of his back and his face contorted into a grotesque wolflion hybrid. He was frightened of what was happening, but he was more frightened because he enjoyed it. Is this the end of the Beast Boy we knew? Slight BBR
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven
Imprisoned by conspiracy victim reviews
Sokka is captured by Azula to try and lure Aang out of hiding, but will the fire princess see him other then just bait, and will Sokka see her other then just his captor. SokkaXAzula
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,261 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Sokka, Azula - Complete
Diaries Of The Titans by Aki Hotaru reviews
Pry into the personal lives of the Titans. [Robin x Starfire, Raven x Beast Boy, Cyborg x Bumblebee]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 30,552 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005
Random Predicting Machine! by Lexi The Writer reviews
It makes random predictions about the titans when they ask it a question. Warning: Contains a preppy Raven, Titans on Jerry Springer, and Slade is a good guy! RR Ch 13 is updated.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,581 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 12/18/2004
Ascension by Raidersrule76 reviews
Just weeks after Trigon's defeat, a new threat sets it's sights on the Titans, Raven specifically. As she prepares for the coming battles, she finds solace and comfort in the most unlikely source imaginable. Third in a five part series.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,530 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Pre Teen Titans, GO! by Raidersrule76 reviews
In the streets of Leap City, five youngins have banded together in an effort to fight for truth, justice, and equal rights for homosexual thumbs. This is their story. Parody of Teen Titans.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,297 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Raven
Teen Titans meet HARRY POTTER! by Catspee reviews
The Titans go to Hogwarts, and love happens for these young teens along with some stupid things. Voldemort kidnaps this girl, and tries to destroy the world. However, something seems to be behind this and what of Trigon?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,364 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Complete
Resident Evil: Code Teen Titans by Catspee reviews
The prequel to TTMHP. This is the craziness with zombies and Jill that got them to Hogwarts, and even some more dark and deep crap of awesomeness. Also, Slade is pimping. Read and review!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 6/15/2004
Know your stars by Sonic The Alchemist reviews
Know your stars from all that meets the Teen Titans and the Titan's villians! Please R&R! Read at your own risk. This is so funny, you may wet your pants!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,847 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005
Teen Titans meet HARRY POTTER: Season Two by Catspee reviews
The Titans' second crazy year at Hogwarts. Sexing goes on, but not graphical for you wankers. The Unknown Posse plans to unleash thy Trigon, and a lot of crazy things going on like a massive orgy and Snape coming back from the dead from it.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,069 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Complete
Weird Titans by Overactive Mind reviews
A bizarre Teen TitansWeird Al songfic. Songs specific to each Titan's personality. Rated for assorted semimature situations. COMPLETED!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,326 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Complete
CODE NAME: CHANGELING by dreams-walker reviews
NEW!, EPISODE 3 IS EDITED AND FINALLY UP!. Before Raven, Terra or even The Titans, there were a little girl called Etain and a government's secret organization that wants its best weapon back. RaeBBOC Romance, Please R&R, No Flames!.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,038 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven
The Scarlet Titan by the lone psychopath reviews
what happens when the titans perform The Scarlet Letter. TOTAL INSANITY... includes adultry, an extremly evil villian, and a possessed evil little girl. Unlike the book this has no moral. Better than it sounds.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 10/12/2005
Closet Jocks in the Bandroom! by Saint H reviews
A parody of the 'Titans Go to School' genre. Actually, y'know what, this story isn't worth your time, seriously, leave, you don't wanna read this. Sure, it might be funny, but, c'mon it's... yea.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,050 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 6/14/2005
The Phantom of the Opera: Teen Titans' Style by the lone psychopath reviews
man loves woman, woman loves another man, man goes into homicidal rage over this. story contains no pairings just terra the rock, blackmail, slade and robin continuously bounding and gagging each other and LOTS OF INSANITY!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 9/18/2005
When The Titans Went Insane by CrzyMonkyFrk reviews
Beast Boy joining the circus? Raven a giggling prep type? Cyborg pregnant! and what about Starfire and Slade! Is this crazy or what!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Robin - Complete
Teen Titans Truth or Dare by midnightsasha reviews
It's a rainy day, and the power is out, so what do the Titans do? Truth or Dare, of course! COMPLETE including chapter 5 of reviews.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Complete
The Slade Show by the lone psychopath reviews
exactly what happens when everyone's favorite villain gets his own talk show. muhahahaha! CONTAINS INSANITY!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,335 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Slade
Star Wars in under 60 seconds by 2ndHandGuitar reviews
The title says it all. ROTJ now up! Please review and you might get to see the prequels up, too! Freakishly, that rhymes...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005
Villains Anonymous by Spanish Flyer reviews
Villains big and small gather to unify into one group that could possibly rule the world. Many villains and heros from many stories. New and improved!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Slade
Something About Nothing by midnightsasha reviews
The Teen Titans are sucked into an alternate reality. Please read, it's my first fan fic. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Complete
7 Minutes in Heavan minus the Heavan by Raidersrule76 reviews
Everyone's favorite evil butler is back! That's right, Torgo has returned and he wants revenge! How, you ask? Wait and see. Sequel to To Love and Die in El Paso, Texas.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005
Titans on Film by rozen-eynes reviews
Armed with their trusty video camera, the Titans make their own versions of their fave films
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004
What's in the rest of that T? by the lone psychopath reviews
Ever notice how the titans are normally only in the top floor or garagebasement of the T? WHAT THE HECK IS IN THE REST OF IT? or who? MUHAHAHA! one shot
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Complete
Teen Titans: Return Of the Jedi! by MeteoraGirl27 reviews
One Shot. This a funny Star Wars spoof i came up with, enjoy!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
The Worst Teen Titans Fanfic Ever by Serenyty reviews
Makes fun of bad fanfiction points, all in one special! It's funny. If you like RobinRaven and BeastboyTerra, this isn't for you.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
Daddy, I'd like you to meet by Mint Dragon reviews
Raven and Beast Boy have been in a loving, fulfilling relationship for a while, and everyone is happy for them. Well, everyboy except one...Daddy, I'd like you to meet... Raveast PG-13
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2005
The Teen Titan Answering Machine by Rose Eclipse reviews
"When there's trouble, you know who to call." Now everyone is calling Titans Tower! Random insanity and chaos galore.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/30/2004 - Published: 11/23/2004
Pre Teen Titans Theme Song by Raidersrule76 reviews
The Theme song for my fic, Pre-Teen Titans. A parody of the Teen Titans theme. Do not read if you haven't read Pre Teen Titans
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/24/2004
Teen Titans Jeopardy by Nobodyman9 reviews
The Teen Titans play Jeopardy! A parody of the celebrity jeopardy SNL skits, including everyones favorite sarcastic gameshow host Alex Trebek. Rated high for some content. Please R&R, all reviews, including flames, are welcome.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 4/22/2004
Zebra by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
Ever wonder why Beastboy can't have meat? The group must suffer with the consequences after Beastboy has a taste of meat.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2004
Boy Meets Girl by Xaphrin reviews
Beast Boy meets a shape-shifter, just like himself! She’s sweet, cute, funny and a good fighter. It’s great to have her on their team! The problem? Raven starts to battle with a new emotion she must keep in check: jealousy.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,400 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Raven, Beast Boy
Bring Me to Life by The Sage of Story reviews
In the heat of an intense battle, Raven becomes gravely injured and falls into a coma. As each of the Titans suffer the loss of their near-death teammate, they are all asking the same question: Is there anyone, anywhere, who can bring her to life?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,491 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 12/29/2003
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Five Stoners In a Library reviews
Basically,a parody of my life, using different characters. A crazy trip with some interesting surprises. Major crossovers, Ichigo, Kiba, Naruto, and some Teen Titans. Rated M for adult language and situations!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2008
Teen Titans and the Board Games reviews
The titans are stuck inside and play some crazy games. Wellknown, classic games get twisted till their pure insanity. This is some incredibly funny stuff. No pairings.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 3/29/2006
The Dark Lord's Rise reviews
Demons have swarmed Jump City, killing and mutating humans. The Titans will have to fight tooth and claw to escape the venomous jaws of a fiend with no mercy. Who is behind this orchestrated tragedy? Read and find out. BBRae RRTerra RobStar R&R
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006
Sweet Insanity Tastes Like Rubber reviews
My return to the FanFic world begins with this story that I wrote while in a sugarbeer rush. Crazy? Yes. Educational? No way. Plot? Maybe later.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006
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