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Author has written 16 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

All right, I'm going to admit it. Why not? Gee, I feel like Ed Wood about now...anyway, I read FAN FICTION and love FAN ART, ladies and gentlemen! That's right! Lots of it! Every kind, from fluffy stuff to hard-core! People create for all sorts of reasons; we are really just portraying elements of ourselves. The characters regardless of gender, age, race, etc. can be used to act out our own issues or play amongst their own, but it will be the ones that relate to us personally, that will tend to grab us. Do you follow? No one is 'eliciting' any type of specific actions on people. These are works of love.

WRITE! DRAW! CREATE! MAKE FRIENDS! IMAGINE! LOVE! HAVE FUN!

Everyday I do as many kind and wonderful things as I can think of, I hurt no one, but my imagination belongs to ME. It was a gift from the forces that created me and it goes with my free will.

Here's the thing, these are imaginary people doing imaginary things to themselves (or others). They hurt no one. I get a huge amount of stress relief enjoying them because I CAN indulge in any type of thought I happen to feel like entertaining at the moment. If I ever manage to create a series that wins major acclaim, I will be honored when I read fan fictions and see fan art dedicated to them. If the admiration is genuine, I don't care what it is. I vote for imagination in all its forms, I vote for love in all of its forms as well, and I vote for understanding. People are complex and thoughts are complex. Why should I let you put limits on my brain? Why should anyone? Live your own life the best you know how.

The recent movie of Charlie in the Chocolate Factory ate my brains and, for the first time in my life, I’ve felt compelled to write fan fiction! You can find more of my adult work at www.adultfanfiction.net - I’m not a huge Depp fan, but the two movies that I’ve ever felt obsessed about happened to have starred him and been directed by Tim Burton. What’s the other one you ask? Why that would be Edward Scissorhands.

I am an odd, but friendly person, so you may contact me if you feel compelled to do such. I do enjoy reviews! Being new to writing they give me great encouragement!

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Feelings by Poetry by XyBulmaXy reviews
COMPLETE! Charlie is 16, 12 when he entered the factory Plot by shipandtravel. CharlieWonka mild fluffy slash. Charlie is having strong feelings, will Wonka accept them or push him away? Sequel in the works..
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,528 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Complete
Chocociology by fxkoala reviews
Alternate Universe of CatCF movie in which Mister Willy Wonka never held his Golden Ticket contest. A very ordinary and usual boy bumps into a very extraordinary and unusual man.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 147,634 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/6/2005
Being a Big Brother by Azumizai reviews
DISCONTINUED :: Set Two Weeks after end of 2005 Movie, Wonka is finding he feels like family to Charlie, and he has big plans for them and the factory. But first, things must go wrong, and the press must get involved. Chapter Summaries Inside.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,480 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Complete
It by manufactured chaos reviews
Oh, sort of vague, I suppose, but not too vague. It's short, too, so I can't really say anything. Warning, implied pedophilia and slash. If that freaks you out, well, you'll probably be fine reading this anyway. Rated for dark themes.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Complete
Precious Things by HoVis reviews
Mr Wonka has never been happier. But sometimes, happiness has a habit of straying...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,352 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 8/23/2005
Ordinary Phantasticus by The Island Hopper reviews
For the sake of contemplation, what if Wonka had never owned a factory at all? What would his life be like? How would he survive out in the world, surrounded by reality, if he never had nor ever would have his factory? Long oneshot.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
More Than Meets the Eye by Hellsfirescythe reviews
When Charlie turns eleven years old, ‘What more does a boy want than a pet?’ thinks Willy Wonka. Their trip to a local pet shop brings more surprises than ‘just a pet’ as competition rears its ugly head. CatCFxPSoH
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,323 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005
Braces I Hate the Most by MaRaMa-TSG reviews
[CatCF 2005, Post movie] Charlie needs braces but Wonka doesn't like the idea. No romance and pairings of any kind, just the fun a mentor and a heir can have.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 8/23/2005
Fancy Meeting You Here by Phoenix Bradley reviews
What happened to the four brats once they grew up? Four short stories of Willy Wonka's second meeting with each of them.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
Curious Is as Curious Does by Nevoreiel reviews
Willy Wonka had only wanted to see if the boy tasted as sweet as he looked. WonkaxCHarlie slash. Warnings: chan Charlie's 12, pseudofood!smut, somnophilia.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2005
Accept by Lauryn Vi reviews
People are always beautiful before you get to know them. Willy Wonka prefers to keep it that way. Yet at some point, we all have to let go, and jump in. [On indefinite hiatus.]
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,602 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 7/22/2005
What the Chocolate! Redone by TheWooze19 reviews
Charlie overhears his mom and Mr. Wonka saying some very...STRANGE things. Are they what Charlie think? Or does he just have the wrong idea? One Shot. R&R! I added some more stuff...I hope it's better.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
I Like Grapes by oi-oi-oi reviews
Grandma Georgina and Mr. Willy Wonka have a little morning chat together. Being the sober people they are, they, naturally, discuss the...more difficult questions of humanity, such as: Do you think jam is lovely?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2005
Soft by Super Lizard reviews
Premovie. Willy Wonka discovers very fluffy pink sheep in Mongolia.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Complete
Where I Came From by The Island Hopper reviews
Willy Wonka story :: Charlie begins to have second thoughts about his new role as an heir…
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2005
Abracadabra by Lyricality reviews
SLASH, Adult CharlieWonka COMPLETE Eight years after that fateful day in February, Charlie has finally learned how to want. Based heavily on the look of the future Burton film and the chronology of both Dahl’s books. Depp is Wonka.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
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SWAK reviews
A simple gift to say that I love you. SLASH
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Is It Scary reviews
An exploration of magic, the future of the Buckets, and the growing intimacy between the mysterious chocolatier and his young heir. Things seem dark when we do not understand them, but even Willy Wonka has fears that he needs to face. SLASH, chan, lemons
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 193,319 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 6/24/2006
Idle Hands reviews
Why not put ‘em to good use if you aren’t doing anything better with them anyway and earn those “just desserts”, hmm..? The Devil’s playground. CHAN, Dark!Wonka, n/c
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2008
The Death of Dreams reviews
Very short. A simple, sad “what if” of images I can’t shake. Apologies.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
This Way Madness Lies reviews
A meeting of the minds, a contract of the soul, a compromise of the heart. I think you will recognize the person through whom the story is told, without introduction. Cross-over, Charlie is grown, implied slash, implied het.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Locked Inside reviews
Don’t you wonder occasionally, what’s really inside? Short prose dark themes, suggestion of death
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Head Games reviews
Sex & morality in the same tale, two subjects, like the characters, that are often diametrically opposed. Why does touch continue to be an effort? Why was that hug so awkward? When did the madness begin? SLASH, chan, incest, dark
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Touched reviews
Tasteful PWP. It’s more than what you think. SLASH, age flexible.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Baby the Stars Shine Bright reviews
Late one night, Charlie secretly borrows the Great Glass Elevator. And we all know how Willy Wonka feels about his things being touched without permission. Sparkle brat. chan, dark, SLASH
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Dyslexia Echopraxia reviews
Trapped beneath the lowest layers, how far would you be willing to wander if it made you question your reality? And once crossed, where do the lines lay anymore? Realities cross and fantasies blur. Wait. Strike that, reverse it. SLASH, chan, shota
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
I’m a Candyman and I’m OK reviews
I’ve been curious to address this strange, yet plausible aspect of the film tackling subjects I find interesting in general. Prose dedicated to Burton’s reference of Ed Wood in the film. Reference to Monty Python’s “I’m a Lumberjack” song. GENDERBENDER!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Salt on the Wounds reviews
A duo, consider all the things that sparkle in the world and what they’ve learned at the chocolate factory. Wonka gets a surprise lesson of his own. Could be considered a prequel to “Is It Scary”. Warning: CHAN, dark
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
Cravings reviews
Willy Wonka has held back his darker urges for too long. Can he find satisfaction in a word that ryhmes with substitute? SLASH, chan, shota, dark fiction, lemon
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,659 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
The Golden Ticket Curse reviews
And now for something completely different, a story told entirely in verse! Gather round children for I have a tale to tell about a naughty little boy who didn't take his lesson very well... SLASH, 1 curse, violence
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
Sweet Inspiration reviews
Charlie's adventures in High School! Can he handle all the pressure of being fifteen and Willy Wonka being his best friend? What about everybody else? Roald Dahl & Tim Burton with a pinch of other fandoms in shoujo & yaoi flavor. Warning: SLASH,lemon
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,035 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005
The Talk reviews
What might Charlie’s parents say to each other if they suspected that more than friendship was gong on between their son and Wonka? After which, Charlie and Wonka have a friendly discussion of their own. Warning: SLASH
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete