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Joined 08-03-05, id: 869590, Profile Updated: 09-09-09
Author has written 15 stories for Danny Phantom, Harry Potter, and Teen Titans.

BJA Fan is...

...a hopeless procrastinator.

...a smart-ass.

...an insomniac.

...incredibly vulgar and morbid.

...slightly neurotic and definitely insane--but aren't we all?

...an atheist.

...addicted to fanfiction, reading, writing, and anime.

...a crossover junkie.

...prone to odd bouts of twitching if gone without music for too long. (Was that sentence grammatically correct?)

...someone with an extremely warped sense of humor.

...kind of hungry.

To see the rest of my works, please go to my other account, Indecisive Mind or here, a really cool website.

To see what new levels of suckiness my life has achieved, please visit my LiveJournal.

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A lot of stories out there have bad grammar or spelling. :/ They either make me sad or want to shove a lamp in someone's bellybutton. So please, if you don't want a lamp shoved in your bellybutton, pay attention to the next few lines:

God/Buddha/Satan/whatever main deity of your religion says, "Please try to notice the difference between these two sentences, and you will become enlightened."

I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse.

And:

I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

Have you found Enlightenment yet?


Fics Status:

Harry Potter and the Ghost of Amity Park--Wow. How long has it been? O.O To be completely honest, I haven't been working on it. At all. Sorry. I still haven't given up on it though.

The Best Defense--(Upcoming Danny Phantom/Teen Titans crossover) I will be writing and posting this as soon as Ghost of Amity Park is winding down (AHAHAHA WON'T THAT BE A WHILE—sorry). So far, I only have half a page down. I'm still brainstorming, though...

For more info about future fics, please check out the "Plunnies" topic in my forum, which is now totally off-topic, but still.


A Touching Story

A man goes to Africa on a safari and while he’s exploring the savannah, he comes upon an elephant in great pain; it has a giant thorn in its foot. The man very carefully approaches the elephant, waiting for it to see that he only wants to help. When he decides that it’s safe, he walks over and gingerly removes the thorn from the elephant’s foot. The elephant gazes at him meaningfully for a long moment, seeming to silently thank the man for helping him. Then the elephant turns and walks away.

Suddenly, the man remembers the old saying: “Elephants never forget.”

‘I wonder if that elephant will remember me?’ the man muses to himself before heading back to the jeep full of tourists.

Several years later, the man is back home and attending a circus carnival and he notices that one of the elephants keeps staring at him every time he passes by. It almost seems to know him. The elephant seems so sad about being locked in a cage, and as the man locks eyes with the animal, he gets an overwhelming sense of déjà vu. Then he remembers…

‘Could this be the elephant I saved all those years ago?’

He decides to get a closer look.

With the elephant still staring at him desperately, he approaches the cage. After a few minutes of deliberation, he thinks that it is indeed the elephant he helped a long time ago and decides to help it escape from its awful prison. He manages to squeeze through the bars, and the elephant continues to watch him as he does so.

“Don’t worry, I’ll get you out of here,” the man assures the elephant, smiling. The elephant still keeps its eyes on the man as it brings its trunk to curl around his body. Slowly, the elephant picks the man up and…

…SMASHES HIM TO THE GROUND, STOMPING HIM TO DEATH.

Yep, you guessed it: wrong elephant.


"The knack of flying is is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Foaly: This criminal mastermind, the one behind this elaborate scheme...
Root: Yes, what about him?
Foaly: Well, he's only twelve years old. And that's young, even for a human.
Root: Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes.
Foaly: That's Professor Moriarty.
Root: Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.

"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." --Axel Rose, Guns'n'Roses

Beast Boy: Robin even made Wildebeest an honorary Titan!
Raven: Robin made the mailman an honorary Titan.

Izumi: You helped bring a new life into this world, and that's an invaluable experience.
Ed: Naw... we just ran around screaming our heads off, thinking she was gonna die.

"(About writing a self-insert Danny Phantom fic) I just want to see the look on Danny's face when I tell him I want to get into Ghost Zone armed with nothing but a condom." --Yami-chan and Unrealistic

Warrick: We're on the outskirts of Vegas. This guy's been here for at least a week. Why aren't there any animal tracks? Coyotes should have been all over this place.
Catherine: Possibly because he's all dried out?
Warrick: So's beef jerky. People still eat it.
--Running Blind, by Dejah Thoris of Mars

Drabble Bending, by RedNovember
Zuko: Come on. Aang wants you there for his wedding. Kept going on about needing another bridesmaid or something.
Katara: Only if I get to pick the dress colors.
Zuko: Uh-uh. Toph's already done that.
Katara: ...She's blind.
Zuko: Exactly.

Snape: Jaganshi, would you be so kind as to explain to me why exactly you are molesting a statue at one o'clock in the morning?
Hiei: ...
--The Best Defense, by JoIsBishMyoga

Kurama: Sometimes you really freak me out.
Shiori: Not now; Mommy's busy killing police officers with a dildo.
Kurama: I rest my case.
--Mother's Interest, by bowserjr

Mulch: What are you afraid of? It's just a rear end.
Doodah: Yeah, but...it's smiling at me.
Mulch: Perhaps it's happy to see you. You don't want to be there if it gets angry.

"Girls are girls and boys are boys, y'know? So, uh, girls can't be boys because they're girls, and boys can't be girls... well, except for my Uncle Haku, but we're not supposed to talk about him." --Tsuyoshi


Letter Scramble:

George Bush: He bugs Gore
Dormitory: Dirty room
Evangelist: Evil's agent
Presbyterian: Best in prayer
Desperation: A rope ends it
The Morse Code: Here comes dots
Slot machines: Cash lost in me
Mother-in-law: Woman Hitler
Snooze alarms: Alas! No more Z's
A decimal point: I'm a dot in place
The earthquakes: That queer shake
Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one

And the big whammy...

President Clinton of the USA: To copulate he finds interns


Only in America...

1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

5. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

6. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

7. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

8. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


Ways to Annoy People

1. Pay tolls with 100 bills
2. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot
3. Eat produce at the market; don't buy it
4. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two
5. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April
6. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons
7. Knock and ask "How is it going?" to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall.
8. Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines
9. Announce when you're going to the bathroom
10. Chew other people's pencils
11. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
12. Wear large hats during the movies
13. Touch strangers
14. Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus
15. Bite your dentist's finger
16. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
18. Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads
19. Don't stand during hymns and anthems
20. Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa
21. Tell people they have bad breath
22. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
23. Flirt with a friend's spouse
24. Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team
25. Shake with your left hand
26. Use the quote bunnies after every other word you say when talking to someone.
27. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
28. Drum on every available surface.
29. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
30. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
31. Honk and wave to strangers.
32. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
33. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
34. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
35. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
36. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
37. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
38. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
39. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
40. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.


Darwin Award Winners:

Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners.

1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked... And now, the honorable mentions:

2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.

3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his Vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.

5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a 20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the 20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer...15.

7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.

8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."

9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5a.m., flashed a gun, demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast . The man, frustrated, walked away.

10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

In the interest of bettering human-kind please share these with your friends and family ... unless of course, one of these 10 individuals by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.


The Laws of Anime Version 6.0

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.


Favorite Cartoons: Danny Phantom, Teen Titans, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Hey!Arnold, Courage the Cowardly Dog, South Park, Beavis and Butt-head, Family Guy

Favorite Non-Animated Shows: House, M.D., Psych, Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Favorite Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist, Rurouni Kenshin, Black Cat, Chobits (manga only), Yu Yu Hakusho, Case Closed, Samurai Champloo, Trigun, Fruits Basket, Naruto, D.Gray-man

If you have time, please check out my C2 communities, Archive for 'Phans' (Danny Phantom) and Mystique (Teen Titans). Thanks. : )

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Babylon by Fawx reviews
Kurama will go to any lengths to protect his family, even so far as making a bet with the Gambling Man. AU, Sakyo/Kurama Dubcon
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sakyou, Kurama M. - Complete
Drabbling by ilex-ferox reviews
A series of genuine drabbles and half-drabbles. Some are straightforward, some are more cryptic and may require a little research to decipher them. Chapter 76: TBR double drabble.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008
Mikami VS The Cybermen: A Tale Most Epic by The Naked Pen reviews
My own spiritual successor to Ctrl Alt Mikami, in which Mikami finally meets his deleting match. Can he overcome the dreadful scourge that is the Cybermen? Will Kira prevail in his quest? Can pen strokes become any more epic? Answers may not be included
Crossover - Doctor Who & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Complete
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
4 Times Cas Took Liberties and Dean Didn't Know by ScottyFTW reviews
...and one time Dean totally knew. Dean/Castiel. Crackish.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Comes Out in the Wash by Victoria Hughes reviews
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Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Castiel, Zachariah - Complete
Coexistence is Boredom by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
A new deathnote. A new plan for world sanctity. And an entirely misled Catholic clergy. Raito and L take their respective places on the sides of their own justice. A final battle waged in the Garden of Eden. LRaitoL. For a Brief Moment.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 232,973 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/16/2006
the death of anthony j crowley by acetamide reviews
and his subsequent rebirth .
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2009 - A. Crowley, Castiel - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Something Wicked This Way Comes by Aishuu reviews
An alternate universe. L and Raito meet under different circumstances.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,989 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Light Y., L
Interlude by Saint H reviews
What happens during Teen Titans episodes that we don't see. Check out the story that is usually covered up by commercials or just plain left out. VULGAR.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,139 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/16/2005
In Living Colour by Oneiriad reviews
James Norrington encounters some - colourful - personalities.
Crossover - Good Omens & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
The Things Raven Sees by P0ST reviews
The things Raven sees, the things Raven hears.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 100 - Words: 137,827 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Raven - Complete
Just Deserts by auberus11 reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale have dinner in Santa Barbara.
Crossover - Good Omens & Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2009 - A. Crowley, Shawn S. - Complete
Drabble Collection by Blossomwitch reviews
Just what it sounds like, a collection of my YYH drabbles. Most but not all of these are yaoi, and most are rated K or K plus.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 6/16/2006
Death and His Shadow by sugarswirls reviews
Raito Yagami is your typical star student. That is, until one night when he catches a deadly fever and L, a bored god of death, phases through his bedroom window to take his soul away. But how can he steal the soul of someone who won't die? AU RxLxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 234,128 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Light Y., L
A Warm Place by R Junkie reviews
A continuation where the Anime left off. Kyo found some one to save him, but what about Yuki? Can anyone really save him from Akito? Now totally AU! Damn you, Takaya!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2003
Masks and Shadows by Kilerkki reviews
On the surface, it's a routine bodyguard mission at an entirely unusual School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But underneath the underneath, demons are lurking...[HPNaruto crossover, cowritten with link no miko]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,160 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
How Crowley Fell Out of Love with the Bentley by Moczo reviews
A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Morning Star by Mikanis reviews
To reign is worth ambition though in Hell: Better to reign in Hell, then serve in Heav'n." Paradise Lost, John Milton. Things change...further more, People change, and to know himself, he must first know another. Sequel to Welcome to Wammy. Mature
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,691 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Mello, Matt
First Time by AllyKat reviews
Sylar wakes up in an uncomfortable situation. Crossover with Dexter.
Crossover - Heroes & Dexter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Self Tanner by Insanity's Partner reviews
I pivoted in the mirror, staring at my naked, orange body. Maybe this wasn't such a great idea, after all. [Edward ponders the effects of Self Tanner on a vampire.] [Oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Emotional Edward by Insanity's Partner reviews
Upon leaving Bella, Edward is grotesquely depressed. Wait a minute....is that eyeliner?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Harry Snapequestionmarkexclamationpoint by Mord-Sith Rahl reviews
My take on the stereotypical Snape-as-Harry's-biological-father story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Hidden Continent by Arigatomina reviews
YYH crossover.NaruSasu.KuramaHiei. Drawn by the energy unleashed between Naruto and Sasuke, strangers have come to Konoha. Their interest in Kyuubi isn't nearly as disturbing as where they claim to be from.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,721 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Primes by flyingwyvern reviews
Mello finds himself in a complex web of savagery after arriving at Wammy House, but a certain gamer's there to help him cope--until even that fragile trust is called into question while they work to catch a murderer. Happiness wasn't meant to be. Complete
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 89,182 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
MattFish by Angela and MiniMix reviews
Mello covered the 'tank'. "Don't listen to him MattFish. You're not girly at all, and you'd make a whole fishstick. He's just jealous." -CrackFic, no set pairing.-
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Walking With The Ghost by buduica reviews
After returning from the battle on the Ark, Allen still has unsettled questions about who Lavi is, and on his own identity. Questions from a new Finder on the nature of Akuma stir memories Allen doesn't want to address. Gen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Collision Course by NeonWorld reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are 16yrold ANBU, and their newest mission is by far the strangest: They need to blend into the society and protect a boy of the same age for this time of increased danger. The boy's name? Harry Potter. HpNaruto xover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,902 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Cotton Candy Pink by Tabris Macbeth reviews
A series of fluffy RavenJinx short stories. Yes, will be updated eventually.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,152 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Raven, Jinx
The Contract by DIY Sheep reviews
He laughed silently and hysterically: He was a human piano of pain. House the human piano of pain. It had a nice ring to it. Very dark: Strong HouseWilson friendship. Cuddy and Steve McQueen. Complete with DVD extras and missing scenes.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,099 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 2/13/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Operation: Gender Confirmation by bloodredruby69 reviews
One day, three dark figures lay in wait for a certain pale cursed boy, determined to find out once and for all. My response to all the Femme Allen fics out there. Slight Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Pretty Baby by citrisca reviews
Life's a party. The Teen Titans? They're here to crash it. RR. RxS BBxR CxS. *CHAPTER NINE ADDED FIRST TIME IN TWO YEARS.PLZ READ*
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,104 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 2/13/2004
The Darth Vader Polka by buduica reviews
There's consequences to Cross' womanizing ways. The fall-out traumatizes everyone involved, especially Allen Walker.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Ohso Romantic by IceCrome reviews
Oh Mello. You closet romantic. Crack!Yaoi, but nothing graphic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Bouts of Nausea by Her Sweetness reviews
Mello can be quite unreasonable. Even more so when he's sick. OS.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Percentiles by Her Sweetness reviews
Matt works on his L impressions, much to Mello's disdain. OS.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Angst Half Off by Mikomi's Pen reviews
Because sometimes, people need to take a moment to go "WTF?", even in this morose fandom. Fourth wall need not apply. Spoilers and crack like whoa.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,390 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 10/31/2004
Welcome to Wammy by Mikanis reviews
Mello has just arrived at Wammy House at the young age of nine. Can he adjust to his new life after so long without an identity? M for Mature due to touchy subject matter, violence, language, and games I play with the human mind. Mikanis
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,696 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Mello - Complete
They Won't Know by Votre Accueil reviews
L and Mello and Matt are gone. But that's okay because Near is still here. And there are still children at Wammy's house, growing, fighting, competing. Forming a new cycle without knowing the old. [Spoilers for the end of the series]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Near - Complete
Innocence is Bliss by Fanless reviews
Sometimes Allen just doesn't understand his friends... A simple oneshot poking fun at three Allen pairings. Het & slash
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Allen Walker - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7071 - Favs: 5,430 - Follows: 2,237 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Potechi by Brain Eater Jr reviews
Light eats potato chips while studying algebra. Amazing! Don't tell me you're not curious. :
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
The World by Aruk reviews
The bond between two brothers cannot easily be cut, and only Sasuke and Itachi have ever succeeded. Sasuke doesn't love Itachi—he hates him, and Itachi knows this. [Gen. ItachiSasuke.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,624 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
resistance by illusioned reviews
Five times Allen realizes that falling in love with Lenalee is the most unreasonable thing he could do. He succeeds in doing so anyways. AllenLenalee.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Lie in the Bed I Make by Aishuu reviews
Spoilers for DH. Without Harry in the picture, someone has to step up to lead those opposed to Voldemort. That someone is Neville Longbottom. This is the story of the Hogwarts Underground.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,280 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Neville L., Luna L.
No Rest After Death by T-c3 reviews
Spoilers for entire manga. A power hungry Raito wants to take control of his new home, but nothing is held back because there is nothing to lose.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,940 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 12/4/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Threads by hermithole reviews
[KakaSaku] He is her teacher as much as she is his student.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Foiled Phonesex by LumCheng reviews
[Matt Mello] Why is their number mistaken for a phonesex hotline?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Ashes by Zamiel reviews
He tucked the cig into the corner of his mouth, inhaling steadily as if he were in love. Oneshot. Rooftop conversational piece between Mello and Matt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Disaster by IvoryWhiskers reviews
Crack!fic! What would happen if Matt came home when Mello was trying to get Mogi to cooperate so that he may send him to Near's place to get the information he needs? Absolute chaos of course! [Oneshot]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Push and Pull by CultOfStrawberry reviews
Yue has transcended death, to become the Moon. But the Ocean needs a new form to complement the new face of it's love.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Sokka, Yue - Complete
Picture Perfect by PhantomTF reviews
Severus observes events after the end of the war. SPOILERS for Deathly Hallows!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Play With Me by Nanaki BH reviews
[MelloxMatt] Matt tries to figure out what his favorite game is. Though it's more like a retelling of the events of Wammy's through the perspective of Matt's videogames.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Chronicles of the Deceased by wild-filly reviews
The requested 'sequel' to Mind Games! If you put two competitive, twisted, hopelessly paranoid and reluctantly affectionate geniuses in the same afterlife together, eternity truly doesn't stand a chance of normalcy. Slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,155 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 144 - Published: 7/4/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Last Requests by Nanaki BH reviews
[MelloxMatt] One day left. Is there anything more? [Spoilers]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Missive by Okobo-chan reviews
One Shot: “They were just letters, really. Nothing special.” Kakashi has a bit of a noteworthy dilemma. [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Prevention by taxiphobia reviews
Near and Mello travel back in time in an effort to prevent L's death and to kill Raito. But what if L doesn't want Raito dead? What if their relationship is more intimate than we imagined? What if Misa blows up? [Oneshot][Crack]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 99 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Name Game by BeachBum84 reviews
[OneShot] House is bored. So, he sings and ponders names.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Ten Things a Sweet Guy Would Do by A. LaRosa reviews
Danny/Sam, AU. When an email evokes Sam to say that no guy could do everything on that list, Danny strives to prove her wrong. Can he do it?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,409 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
The Worst Thing by Data-Dog reviews
It was the worst thing he could have ever said. DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Revenge of the Fox by TombCrank the Crafty reviews
Bellatrix LeStrange learns why it is a bad idea to practice ‘Avada Kedavra’ on foxes. YYHHP crossover. One shot, character death.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Kurama M. - Complete
At the Speed of Light by Kayla Jane reviews
The persistent Kid Flash has taken a liking to Jinx. He's convinced that Jinx CAN make her own choices, and that she was meant for more than petty crimes. Can Jinx hold him off, or will his boyish charms win her over? COMPLETE!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,587 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Role Reversal by Muffytaj reviews
When Inner Sakura and Itachi clash in Tsukuyomi the results are... interesting. After all, Inner Sakura is the ultimate seme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Captive by Seshennu reviews
A sudden turn of events leaves L as Light's prisoner. Light is determined to rip L's name from him, even if it means bringing him an inch away from death in the process. Some disturbing content, onesided Light x L.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,943 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/7/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Chronicles of a Handkerchief by Flareons reviews
As Mana drifts away from him Allen finds comfort in a small piece of fabric. Young!Allen, Mana
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Something Near the Truth by darkhelmetj reviews
Halle never thought of herself as a puzzle person. There was, however, one puzzle which she could not bring herself to leave unfinished. SPK and Near Fic. PostChapter 107. Entire Series Spoilers. Oneshot. Rated T for social drinking and mild language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,596 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Halle L., Near - Complete
Stasis by Alexis Durem reviews
Danny contracts a mysterious illness and gets sent to none other than the world renowned, if slightly cynical Dr. Gregory House. Rated T because of the language House uses. CHAPTERS 1 through 9 EDITED!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,580 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Shower Talk by molliepup1 reviews
Snippets of conversation between Light and Ryuzaaki in the shower. Fluff, slight LightL, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Attention of a different kind by Broken-and-fallen reviews
Light didn't know why it took him so long to realise, that L had an oral fixation. Crack? Angst? Randomness? Don't ask questions, just go with it : SLIGHT LightL G
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
It Makes Sense! by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Hermione, after much thought and putting together many years of evidence, thinks she knows why Voldemort acts the way he does. Ron thinks she's being a pervert. Oneshot Crackfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 202 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
A Subtle Kind by Acey Dearest reviews
When others demand that we become the people they want us to be, they force us to destroy the person we really are. Alternate reality. MelloxMisa, LightxMatt. Spoilers for chapter 99. For paitac.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Mello, Misa A. - Complete
Definition Mental State by bibliophyle reviews
Follow Jasper as he assaults Edward and anyone who gets in his way with a plethero of unwanted emotions! Mild language and sexual references. Chapter 2 'ANGST' now here! Review peeps!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006
Bubbletoes by justplainrii reviews
An afternoon with Light and L, involving undressing of the mind, discussion of pornography, and a very flustered Yagami. Done to see if I was capable of crack!slash. Rated T for L's frankness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Pretend by RandomLuv reviews
In a perfect world things will go as they seem. Of course Sakura knows all to well that the world of the ninja is anything but perfect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Accidents Will Happen by Rurouni Star reviews
No one with half a mind will ask the question on EVERYONE'S mind... has Ed gotten shorter?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,134 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Sweet Snow Anonymous by Hn.Fool reviews
Kinda like Alcoholics Anonymous...but for Hiei's Sweet Snow Obsession. R&R...This is my first fic. Be Nice...or don't...I don't really care. CHAPTER 11 IS UP! And people across the land have lost bowel control because of it: Yay! Rating for some cussing.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Hiei
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 137 - Published: 8/25/2006
Together by Taskemus reviews
[LxLight] Light was certain that together, they would be the best. Yotsuba arc spoilers and chapter 58 spoilers in reviews.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Only Human by Jiia-chan reviews
[ LightL Yaoi Lemon] In the end, it was because he was only human. He couldn't resist forever. He had to give in sometime. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Therapy by Xinthos reviews
Team Seven, sick of each other’s behavior, decide to see a councilor at the suggestion of Kakashi. [T for Mild Language]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Like the Demons Do by darlingfox reviews
Five stages of love: Hiei and Kurama.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
An Equilateral Triangle by Tavalya Ra reviews
Pairing up can be a delicate issue when the number is odd, but Raven has an untraditional solution. Slash, het, severe innuendo.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Explain Me! by natie-chan reviews
“Hieisan, I have something to ask you...“Hn.”.“It has to do with a man and a woman.”.“Hn.” Hiei frowned. What was she talking about?.“Hieisan, how can a man get a woman pregnant?”. Hiei fell from the tree.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Hiei, Kurama M.
The Talk by Blizzie-chan reviews
Okay, Sasuke, I'm going to teach you everything I know about girls.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nightmare by Numisma reviews
L is an unusual, quirky sorta guy. His dreams are no exception. They're also weird. Crack, parody, do not take seriously. Written for bnf.brawl on LJ.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
Running Blind by Dejah Thoris of Mars reviews
Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 214 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Confessions of an Avenger by sharingank reviews
In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
Kakashi Logic by meleth78 reviews
What does Yamato have that I don't?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Seventy Ninth Challenge by sharingank reviews
There is a reason that Kakashi is so neurotic these days...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Koi by sharingank reviews
It begins at a pond and it ends at a pond. JiraiyaTsunade oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to GAARA by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
More to a Hero by angelofsuspense reviews
After helping an elderly woman, Danny Phantom discovers there's more to being a hero than what most people ever expected. Oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Just Trust Me by 3Jane reviews
Gaara has a new experience with Sakura. Extra silly, rated T as in teehee, because ... yeah.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Most Greatest Samurai Champloo Fanfic, Ever! by 3Jane reviews
And now with more SuperKawaii! High school AU fic, will probably cause uncontrollable projectile vomiting in readers.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
What Love Was by liahime reviews
This is what love was. Walking in the rain, sneezing, and not being able to ever let go.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Where No Man Has Gone Before by Coeus reviews
Beastboy and Raven are alone in the tower. Raven is feeling a bit “under the weather”. When Beastboy offers to make a run to the store for her, does he realize that he is offering to go Where No Man Has Gone Before? BBRae story
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,023 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
A Justifiable Excuse by rayemars reviews
Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Dreams Abandoned, Promises Kept by Gigabomb reviews
AU, Naruto, Tayuya. Naruto follows Sasuke to Sound Village in an attempt to keep his promise to Sakura. Why he stays there is another reason entirely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Third Tuesday by Likeasunburn reviews
And you think you're uncomfortable around that time of the month? Try being Bella. Oneshot, written for a laugh
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 137 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Pillow Talk by chemqueen reviews
Ally Cameron and Greg House never expected to have this conversation in the middle of the night. 'I hit you because you won’t calm down enough to STOP MAKING FACES at my family pictures and START LISTENING to me . . . I'M PREGNANT'. [Oneshot] [Complete]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Unresistible by Tammy Tamborine reviews
Beast Boy is definately unresistible, there's no doubt about it. However, Raven doesn't seem to want to admit just how unresistible he is. Can our favorite dictionarychallenged changeling fix that? Let's see... BBRae oneshot.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Falling by Imogen reviews
Esme's story. There are many ways to fall, but just one way home.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
Riza Hawkeye, Cock Inspector by Anne Packrat reviews
Not quite as bad as it sounds. Though I'm still going to hell for writing it. Riza Hawkeye vs. Roy Mustang in a bad hardboiled detective story. Rated for really bad double entendres, sexual language and situations, and excessive abuse of a single joke.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Carnage by pelirroja reviews
Bella's clumsiness claims new victims. Can Edward ever forgive her?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Gunning Down Romance by Empatheia reviews
[Light x L, spoilers] Brainscrewery, followed by screwery of other things.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,265 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
Psychosis by Letta reviews
After being captured by Orochimaru, Naruto's unsettling presence affects those around him. Noncrack. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Neutral by yutamiyu reviews
House reluctantly turns to Cameron during the stages of his detox.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Living with Strangers by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Naruto makes himself at home and it sucks to be Kakashi. [Implied NarutoSasuke. Sequel to Avoiding the Issue]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Honestly by homeostatis reviews
Oneshot. Kurama comes clean with his mother and things aren't quite what they seem.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Kurama M., Shiori M. - Complete
If I had One Wish by DracoCorvus reviews
A story of Boo's life from his POV. What has he gone through, and what was the one question that has always haunted him? [OneShot]
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
Insane Drabbles by sadjksaje3u432984 reviews
[HOLY ST.PATRICKS DAY UP LOL!1111] Insane and horrible short stories that no one should read. KIDS STAY AWAY! Why do I do this? Because I can! [Drabble 7 up!]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 7/21/2005
Happy by therealesther reviews
Kakashi and Sakura have a conversation, that takes an unexpected turn.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Heaven or Hell Itachi? by XxRevengexX reviews
Itachi dies. And just where does he go? [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Antarctic Jolly Ranchers by Kageka Necavi reviews
Three vampires, plus one human, plus one piñata equals chaos. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
Cheap Hotels by Spazoid reviews
Every member of Team Eight sleeps differently. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
The Spark by refloc reviews
It was growing the spark. Or so she thought. But Artemis had just betrayed her. And not just her. The People. And he was smiling. The whole time. NOTHING new. I was editing. Sorry.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,415 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Picturesque by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
[LRaito] In the shadows that clutter their bedroom, there is no clear separation between one thing and another. Perfections and imperfections, right and wrong, the space where Raito's hands become L's... Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
Those Darn DoGooders by SuperDuperHulaHooper reviews
COMPLETE! Shortly after the events of Lightspeed, Kid Flash finds Jinx in a bit of a bad spot. He helps her out, then takes her with him on his rounds, to show her the benefits of being a hero. Maybe she does have a choice, after all. Jinx.x.KF
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,415 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Succumb by Teenwitch reviews
We have to succumb to the feelings we can never face. HouseCameron.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,751 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Complete
80 Things That Harry Is Not Allowed To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Chicken Soup for the Titan Lover's Soul by Princess Starfire of Tamaran reviews
A collection of fluffy oneshots starring the rxs, bbxrae, cyxjinx, and cyxbee pairings. From laughs to tears, it's all romance and it's all good for the Titan enthusiast's soul. Rated for safety.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,173 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
Uchihas Don't Wear Glasses by Odyssion reviews
As the title says. Sasuke can’t believe he has bad vision! Major crack and randomness.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
What They Think by Hinoto Nobukaze reviews
ONE SHOT. What do Naruto characters think of the fanfiction we write about them? Well, here's a chance to find out what they think! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Restless Memories by kakashidiot reviews
Iruka sees Kakashi in his classroom a tiny kid. Is it a ghost? Or something else? RandR.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Vampires and Time Travel and Bad Fanfics, Oh My! by misaoshiru reviews
Kenshin's a vampire. [Big surprise there.] Kaoru and Saitou are acting strangely. What is going on? [Badfic parody, complete with fangirl nihongo! Nominated for best parody, 2006 RKRC. Somehow.]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Kenshin, Saitou - Complete
Married Couple by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
In 'Employee of the Month,' the Teen Titans posed as farmers in order to catch the UFO. Notably, Robin and Starfire as the old farm couple. And of course, they had to put on the premise that they were a married couple… [Oneshot, RobStar]
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Completely Shot Down by KowaretaTsubasa reviews
Speshul is the most specialest special fox demon. So special is she that she has managed, somehow, through an unlikely plot device, to capture Youko Kurama's heart. Though, now she has to face an uexpected date with destiny. SpeshulxSpirit Gun.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Yusuke U., S. Sensui - Complete
A Christmas Carol by Jade R. Raven reviews
Sasuke doesn't exactly have the Christmas spirit, but tonight he will be visited by 3 who may change his mind...a Christmas Carol Parody!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Mother's Interest by elegant-fleuret reviews
Kurama comes home to an interesting scene. Drabble, Oneshot
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Shiori M., Kurama M. - Complete
Captured by Evene reviews
COMPLETED. HieixYouko. AU. It's the ties that bind them that make life's tangents the adventures they dream of. It's the ties that make their sacrifices worth it all. Can they uphold the fragile bonds they've made?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,624 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Youko, Hiei - Complete
Scout and Boo by Meredith A. Jones reviews
ONESHOT. Scout said she never saw Boo Radley again, but what if she did, and in fact, what if she went to see him every day after school? Scout rambles and Boo listens. Cute thing, may be expanded. Please read and review!
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Complete
That Special Something by akamai reviews
While trying to retrieve a stolen object from Jinx, Starfire talks to her about Kid Flash and the roses he gave her. Hints of KFxJinx and RobStar.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Plushie Pr0n by Wicked Child reviews
There are just some things you aren't supposed to know about your village leader. Or his next container. Poor Kabuto. [crack!fic vaguely SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Day Kakashi Arrived on Time by kakashidiot reviews
Kakashi arrives on time? How to react? RandR
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Sympathetic Smile by EffulgentInara reviews
Tsunade and Sakura get a brief demonstration of exactly why Kakashi wears that mask...[oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Kakashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Han Rei by SamuraiSirius reviews
[CoWritten with Crimson Ninja] YYH and Danny Phantom Crossover! The Spirit Detective and The HalfGhost Kid join forces to fight a new evil being. But they better hurry as she is gaining help from others and her real identity remains a mystery...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,534 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Yusuke U.
The Two Step of Death by Lady Game reviews
In the end, they all dance to the music of two words and a flash of green light. These are the stories of the last ten victims of Lord Voldemort. A 10x100.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Owner's Guide and Manual to UZUMAKI NARUTO by RaineJoybringer reviews
Congratulations! You're the proud new owner of an UZUMAKI NARUTO unit. Read this manual and learn how to take care of your new ninja!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Spoofy! by Sleeping Bag reviews
Satirizing, lampooning, spoofing, and just generally poking fun at pretty much everything I can think of with regards to the Teen Titans. Rock on! Rated for safety. And muffins.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,377 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005
Tears by Fey Phantom reviews
A short one shot of what happened when Vlad attacked Danny in TUE. Obviously contains TUE spoilers. Please R&R
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
Victims of Circumstance by mossley reviews
Chapt 4 reloaded to fix format problems. Completed. Quarantined in the clinic, House and his team try to find out what's wrong with a comatose young woman.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,799 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Complete
If You Don't Wanna Love Me by WaterGirl14 reviews
ONESHOT Two women, one old, one young. Both feel unwanted, unloved. So they leave. Drabble.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Maddie F., Sam M. - Complete
Photograph by The Steel Angel reviews
People forget that ghosts were once humans. We all have pasts, and we all have memories. Unfortunately, we all have certain memories burned into our minds forever. I'm Ember McLain, and this was my past...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2005
Ferris Wheels by Faith's melody reviews
Danny has held onto the believe that when he finally finds the right one in Sam, they'll be able to spend their lives together. But nothing is that straightforward. And not that many people can say they lived Happily Ever After.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Glass Castle by fanartist reviews
(Feb.2013) I realized that this is a terrible fanfic. [KakaSaku] ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,579 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Ill by CaptainKase reviews
What? Can’t handle it? Just admit that you don’t know him. You only think you do. Most of what you see is a facade – a happy, stubborn mask that he puts on for the rest of the world.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Roy M., Lust - Complete
Voice of a Child by Golden Lunar Eclipse reviews
Recognizing a voice to a different face, but falling back into the world of dreams, and a guardian, hidden, watching from the door… a little oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Complete
Handmade Chocolates by whitejaderabbit reviews
She asked him in a sweet voice. A very sweet voice. A scary voice. A dangerous voice... NejiTenten centric, SakuSasu, InoShika, NaruHina. A fluffy and humorous oneshot about love and homemade chocolate. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Cheese by Kurai Himitsu reviews
Gullibility and bored big brothers don't always mix... [humorous drabble]
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Ayame S., Yuki S. - Complete
Triptych by Phoenix of Eternity reviews
The Hyuuga worship Fate out of necessity, not faith. Hyuuga Hinata, through the eyes of three of her family members.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Hinata H. - Complete
A Visit to Amity Park by Anomaly25 reviews
Danny Phantom Fairly Odd Parents Crossover FINISHED
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,543 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 10/3/2004
Nightfall by matchynishi reviews
Shuichi Hatanaka is not happy with his elder brother. Kurama is amused. Oneshot. Dedicated to Mistress259.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Kurama M., Shuiichi H. - Complete
Accept No Substitutes by Shikani reviews
A terrible tragedy struck the Tantei a week after Yusuke's wedding. Now ten years on danger rears its ugly head and Kurama decides to pay his old employer a little visit. What is Koenma keeping from Kurama and what's happened to Hiei? ON HIATUS
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,023 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005
Homecoming by Appuru reviews
Everywhere Allen went, his name seemed to pick up another suffix...[drabble]
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2005
Rash Decisions by mossley reviews
Ch. 5 of 5. After treating a man with a mysterious aliment, Cameron becomes a patient herself, prompting House to reevaluate his actions.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,417 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
Fading Footsteps by Stick Marionette reviews
This fic contains FMA end of series spoilers, do not read if you don't want to be spoiled. FMA&Harry Potter crossover, but I promise this one makes sense. Professor Edward Elric takes an interest in a brilliant student by the name of Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,760 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Once Upon a Razorblade by ifonlynotnever reviews
COMPLETE. Kurama POV. This is a story of death and the long road to it. Dying just can't be simple for me, can it?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,057 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Kurama M. - Complete
Demonic Guardians by Illuminatus reviews
It's Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, and this year, four transfer students from Japan have joined the wizarding school. Nothing is as it seems, and these new students are no exception. Something is strange about them, something demonic. . .YYHxHP
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,851 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 9/17/2004
Food For Thought by peroxidepest17 reviews
Tohru comes to an important realization that could forever change the Sohma family’s…eating habits.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2005
Truth Behind Truths by Feral Phoenix reviews
Sometimes, even while watching through an omnipresent view, you only get to see one side of a person. To Envy and Gluttony, Lust is less of an antagonist and more of a caretaker. Cute, mild homunculi spoilers ep. 23, no pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Lust, Envy - Complete
The Family Business by Silverlight reviews
Tenten and Lee discover Neji's deepest, darkest secret. Not all things are what they seem to be...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/29/2005
Knowledge by Kilerkki reviews
Of all the things Sakumo taught Kakashi, this is the lesson he remembers most. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Of Cherries and Daring by Allecto reviews
It all started with a cherry stem test. Suddenly Raven finds herself playing silly games and sharing a personal conversation... with Beast Boy of all people. Could a single night reveal what's taken more than three years to develop? [BBxRae]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven
Higher Learning by Arigatomina reviews
HP crossover. When Snape is revealed as a spy, Kurama and Hiei are set up as guards at Hogwarts. If Voldemort wants to pursue his new vendetta, he'll have to get through them first.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,671 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Kurama M., Hiei
Eye for an Eye by Rurouni Star reviews
[RoyWinry][oneshot] For when the principle was first written, it was to prevent the escalation of vengeance and not to encourage it...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Winry R., Roy M. - Complete
Well What I Mean To Say Is by Melethiel reviews
In real life, people are in no way confident when they pop the big question. Danny's confidence level is minus 67. He's blabbering away like an idiot. And Sam is trying to figure out exactally what it is he's trying to tell her. For my dad.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Equilibrium by Chevira Lowe reviews
History doesn't repeat itself as a punishment [SakuraxKakashi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/17/2005
Spring of Plum Blossoms by Silverlight reviews
Sometimes, love can't be denied. [NejiTenten]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2005
The Tenth Time by Cantaloupe Zest reviews
The third time I ever talked to you, I told you to take your damn tofu and shove it up your ass. Raven recalls her first ten conversations with Beast Boy. oneshot, BBRae.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Conversation by crysthur and artheph reviews
The boys have some introspective dialogue on their relationships. Generic pairings. Short oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
Firsts by volta arovet reviews
The mythology of the first element benders. The place you are, and the place you want to be.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to ROCK LEE by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own ROCK LEE unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your fuzzyeyebrowed Taijutsu specialist, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
The Storm by Neko-Salosa reviews
Some people in Amity Park find out Danny isn't such a bad guy after he saves a girl from drowning. One Shot
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Complete
Past Legends by rayemars reviews
Three ficlets about Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru, and the way they once were.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/7/2005
Tanabata Jasmine by Nekotsuki reviews
COMPLETE! When Kenshin goes missing on the night of the Tanabata festival, will his friends be able to find him and bring him home?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 108,284 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Complete
Pas de Trois by Elementary Magpie reviews
Mugen and Fuu understand one another. The one whom they don't understand is Jin. One-shot character sketch. Mid-series.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
Dreams of a World by lingching reviews
Jiraiya met Kakashi at a funeral.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/2/2005
Shuuichi's Mom by PervyMonk reviews
Yusuke sings a song to Shiori and has blackmailed Hiei into helping him. Parody of Stacy's Mom. Yaoi and wrongness. Enjoy
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Yusuke U., Shiori M.
Bedtime Stories by Kettering reviews
Aoshi makes some rather unfortunate marital faux pas...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Misao, Aoshi
For the Love of Chocolate by Aries Draco reviews
Near x Mello. Another reason for Mello to hate Near. Yaoi, noncon, bondage.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Complete
Just Pretend by ineXpressible reviews
Sometimes, when life becomes a bit too surreal we need to make up our own world. A world of pretend where everything is exactly what you want. OneShot
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Kurama M. - Complete
Do You Remember? by Violet Karuto reviews
Sometimes all it takes is one memory to last a whole lifetime. [KakaSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
It Is What It Is by Yuxi reviews
(NejiTen) After being checked into the hospital for attempting to kiss Sakura, Lee must watch as Neji and Tenten go on a mission by themselves...for a bottle...of alcohol.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2005
Setting the Record Straight by Ragman Jack reviews
InvisoBill gives an interview.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Complete
Holy Hiei! by Otaku Freak Kiken 88 reviews
Based on the weirdest yet funniest dream I ever had. It's mainly about Hiei's visit to one of the most dreaded places on earth: CHURCH. Please review! It's funny!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 12/20/2004
The Phone call by goldfishlover73 reviews
This is a random fic. rnWhat happens when Ran follows Conan out to his phone boothe and calls Ran. R&R! Flames welcome
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Ran M., M. Sera - Complete
Gravity by Saucie reviews
In the year 1876, Makimachi Misao leaves Japan to live with her guardian, a man she has neither met nor seen, in a lonely house in the Yorkshire moors. AU.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,445 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Aoshi, Misao
Searching The Reaper by DK2005 reviews
Because there are many many people out there who would like to see Raito and Ryuuzaki get laid (yes, with each other). Enough said.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,317 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2005
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Five Pins by Dizzcity reviews
One-shot. The death of Tenten and Neji. [NejixTenten]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2643 - Favs: 6,286 - Follows: 401 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Jealous Thoughts, Denial Ideas by BlackBelt reviews
rewritten OOCness: Sasuke's only reason in following Sakura is for her protection because she has been getting a lot of attention from boys. It's not like he cares and it's not like he's jealous. Nope. So what if he wants to bash any guy's skull in who comes near her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Likening by Frosted Bug reviews
[OneShot] He’d taken it for granted, the fact that she still thought of him as her teacher after all this time... [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Yu Yu Hakusho Fairy Tales by Agi reviews
Disgruntled fairy tales performed by the YYH gang. I'M ALIVE! Which also means...NEW CHAPTER! :D
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,697 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 5/15/2003
Meet the Family by crysthur and artheph reviews
Turns out, there IS a reason why Tenten's name is so odd. Perhaps she is not as boring and ordinary as she seems. Or so Neji discovers when he meets her highly dysfunctional family. NejiTenten. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Complete
Yu Yu Hakusho And The Holy Grail by Phantasy Bubbles reviews
This is a parody of everyones favorites movie, Monty Python And The Holy Grail! Wahoo!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 2/19/2004
An Apple for Yusuke by Sagi-chan reviews
Doctor Gary-Stu isn't exactly pleased when Yusuke visits him. Featuring Mary-Sue(s) and Gary-Stu. [stupidity] [ignorable hints of KuramaHiei] [one-shot]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
Deaf Shot by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[Roy-centric angst] After the war, Roy tries to find his way home again and Maes Hughes just wants his friend back.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2004
Lapis by MaidenInTheMoon reviews
Maybe she knew her teammates before they knew her, but maybe, she never knew the man they all trained under. -eventual KakaSaku?-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2004
dead aim by bellereve reviews
hiei, kurama, and yusuke are sent to london to protect hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. undercover as students, they watch over the castle as a new evil rises, but the school may not be the target after all...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,603 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 8/3/2003
Emotions by artemisgirl reviews
We've all seen Terra's untimely demise, and we all saw Beast Boy saddened by it. But who else was overwhelmed with grief at her passing? RavenxTerra yuri -oneshot-
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Raven, Terra - Complete
Through The Looking Glass by sweet myst reviews
Now 15, Jade from Jackie Chan Adventures meets the YYH gang when she’s dragged through her mirror into their world. Pairings: YusukeKeiko, Jade? JCAYYH crossover
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,250 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 8/11/2003
Yuugou Hakusho by Mistress 259 reviews
After a devastating injury, Kurama takes refuge in a human's womb. His plan is to leave his human family after regaining his strength. But things don't always go as planned...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,616 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Complete
Out of the Closet by Mikkeneko reviews
Edward," Hawkeye said kindly. "Has it occurred to you that you and Alphonse may be spending too much time alone?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2004
Badboy Outtakes by Aena Paula -Echidna reviews
Gaara outtakes continued! I finally watched the newer episodes!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Gaara, Zabuza M.
The Rurouni Kenshin Angst Fic by Jitendra reviews
this is the first Rurouni Kenshin fic I've done, and I'm a big fan of the show. Oh yeah, all the RuroKen angst writers are going to hate me. UPDATED
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/23/2001
Why You Should Not Stereotype by Kaleyanne reviews
The YYH characters have decided to show us all up and write the most stereotypical fic ever seen. Complete.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
The New Defence Teacher by eternata reviews
Written for a drabble challenge - "Let me introduce this year's Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher. Class, this is Col. Mustang." Crossover with Harry Potter. I have no excuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/5/2004
Foxtrail by Becky Tailweaver reviews
Naruto follows an unusual trail and discovers that even the most hated of enemies can leave someone behind to mourn them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
And Then There Was by little miss demosthenes reviews
What made Artemis speechless, twice, when he was five? This fic attempts to explain. /Guys... this was a one-shot. That means it's over. Also, ATTW certainly wasn't my best work. There were tons of holes. Much love for the support./ /One-shot/
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2004 - Complete
Bad Hair Days by DarkJisushiku reviews
Kenshin's 13 and still living with Hiko... On day, he has to make a decision that may change his life (or at least the number of his fangirls...hehehe...) PLEASE R&R!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Kenshin, Hiko
The Cold Truth by Hieiko reviews
A Koorime's dark secret. AU.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Hiei, Yukina - Complete
Idiot Savant by Nyghtvision reviews
Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/19/2004
Can't Get Pregnant by Sagi-chan reviews
That’s not the problem here. The problem is – none of you are actually allowed to have children... you’re now gay. [Warning: Yaoi - stupidity - randomness - OOC] [Gift Fic for Adria]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2004
The Perils of Coffee by Sol1056 reviews
Edward's first foray into sexual education...rated for explicit clinical language. Ahem.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Complete
What the Rooster Saw by Silver Miko reviews
A quick fic I wrote at school about something Sano saw and is just dying to share. It's AM I swear!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Aoshi, Misao
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
No Mistake About That by Silver Miko reviews
ONESHOT Aoshi misinterprets the things Misao says, as Miko spastically tries to pull as much double entendre as she can::snickers:: Poor Aoshi-sama!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Aoshi, Misao - Complete
Fatal Miscalculation by Roz reviews
AU ending to Eternity Code What if Artemis misjudged Jon Spiro’s attitude? What if Spiro discovered the iris-cam earlier? What if everything went wrong? impliled death scene
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Complete
History of Magic by Lizeth reviews
Harry Potter xover. Dumbledore decides it's time for a change, hiring a new... History of Magic prof! A History of Magic prof with tricoloured hair, violet eyes and an unusual affinity for black leather.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,426 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 1/14/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Harry P., Yūgi M.
All That Is Not Forgotten by X-parrot reviews
He doesn't know how it's possible, but Alphonse Elric dreams.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Complete
Kawaige by Landlady of the Universe reviews
“Children, Gaara, are life’s greatest achievement. You must never kill a child.” Temari had told him. And maybe, just maybe, Gaara cared enough to listen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Paper Cranes by Arcynic reviews
A tiny part of me will leave with you...and a little bit of you will stay... [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Flying Commentary by mamalazzer reviews
Draco Malfoy, having lost his position as seeker, is now Quidditch Commentator. And an extremely bitter Slytherin is not the best person to commentate on a game where his former side go against Gryffindor. All-Dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 100 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Everything I Need to Know About Life by Nyghtvision reviews
Everything I Need to Know About Life I Learned from Spirited Away Print this out. Carry it close to your heart. You'll need it the next time you go into a bath-house. In screenplay style, undergoing revision to suit ff.net's needs
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 6/23/2003
Boy Meets Boy by Asterie-Smiles reviews
You know the story. Boy meets girl, boy likes girl, boy makes girl’s life into a living hell. That’s kinda like us, isn’t it, Potter? HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Thank You, Kurama by Dark Akuryou reviews
One shot fic; Kurama is attacked in the Koorime and is rescued by Yukina. One of his wounds was poisoned and Hiei shows up just in time to help him, but the youko isn’t going to let the fire demon avoid his sister any longer…
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Complete
Annoying, Hilarious, and Down Right Weird Emails by QueenTigris reviews
First chapter is a little peek into Artemis's inbox and second chapter is the chat room! I think I'll start the next chapter real soon! Enjoy everybody! And don't forget to review! Because I do so LOVE reviews!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 3/11/2003
Return To Innocence by Hilda2Helga reviews
A story of life told through the eyes of your not so typical high school boy. Of course I mean Arnold, everyone's favorite do-gooder with the cornflower hair...
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,973 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/1/2003 - Published: 9/12/2002
Love Remains by girlstarfish reviews
(AU) Tohru is delighted to live in the Souma mansion but quickly discovers the house hides a mystery. Can she rescue Yuki and Kyou from the family's dark past or will the curse claim another victim?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,450 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/16/2003 - Published: 10/31/2002
Hail Desdemona! by Stardust Firebolt reviews
She's out to save Haven from an atomic bomb and have the most beautiful and intelligent child in the world with Artemis Fowl. Who is this formidable woman? Why, Mary Sue aka. an exotic girl with a unique name like Desdemona, of course!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2002
Budding by Ryo0oki reviews
Everyone's after poor Hiei- but do they have it all wrong? Yaoi, Het, but no real relationships. [COMPLETE]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2002 - Complete
The Love Note by Gia reviews
[Complete, non-slash] Draco has been toying with Harry by making passes at him. Harry decides to get back it him by showing his creative side.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2002 - Published: 6/9/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What He Sees (When He Looks Into The Mirror) by The Rebellious Observer reviews
Because, sometimes, you don't know what you want until it's too late. H/D slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Not Another Snape is Harry's Father Story by Ariana Deralte reviews
A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ask You-Know-Who by NeoSapien reviews
The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/19/2001
The Lie Detector by Cockatoo reviews
What is the truth about HDM? Find out when Lee Scoresby hooks up Lyra and Will to a lie detector machine!...
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2001
The Engagement by ARaZhi reviews
How will Hiei & Yukina react when Kuwabara propose?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/24/2001 - Hiei, Yukina - Complete
Umbrella by Luriko-Ysabeth reviews
The Kamiya Dojo gets the weirdest visitors...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,602 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2001 - Kaoru, Tomoe - Complete
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Impasse reviews
[Teen Titans Crossover] ' The problem with immortality, ' he breathes in her ear, ' is that it's far too lonely a way to live. ' [Raven x Danny]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
Atlas reviews
[Oneshot] Danny, and what could only be the rewards for carrying the weight of the world. Introspective piece.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
Out of the Labyrinth and into the Maze reviews
[Oneshot] Do you know what it's like to wander in the cold darkness, only to discover, at last, the existence of the sun? This is Phantom, and this is his discovery of the sun. [Fenton x Sam, Phantom x Sam] A study of the PhantomFenton relationship.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
These Are the Facts reviews
She shouldn't, no, can't love him the way she does. But sometimes, those lines that define her get blurred ever so slightly, and in the end, that’s what matters the most. Danny x ? [Twisted romance fic]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Danny F., Danny F. - Complete
Hunt reviews
[Crackfic] He was a predator in his natural environment, and there was his prey, in the open and vulnerable. Without hesitation, he pounced. [Surprise ending.]
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Tucker F. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ghost of Amity Park reviews
HPDP Crossover Hogwarts is no longer safe, and Harry, Ron, and Hermione are relocated to a small Muggle town. Not just any town, though: Amity Park, home of the infamous Danny Phantom. It's all AU from here, folks. Unplanned hiatus. Oops.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,874 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006
Something a Girl and a Guy Do Together reviews
[Crack fic] Vlad has bugged Danny's room. But as he sits down in his lab to spy on him and his friends, he may get more than he bargained for... [Implied DS]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
Battle Banter reviews
He paused in midbattle, leaning closer and squinting. ' I've never noticed before, but...do you wear eyeliner? ' In which Danny becomes less clueless, Vlad's sexuality is questioned, and slash is still somehow avoided.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
A River in Egypt reviews
[DxS, Oneshot] She didn't need him, no matter how much it hurt when he wasn't there. The sky was just as blue, the grass just as green, and the air just as sweet...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Another Perspective reviews
[Oneshot, Slightly dark] There's a voice in Danny's head, one that screams for death and destruction, and he tries so hard to push it away...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Danny F., Dan Phantom - Complete
Jealousy reviews
[DxS, Oneshot] After their high school graduation, Danny and Sam fell out of touch. Threes years later, they meet again, and a lot has changed. Namely, Sam's friends. Sam's MALE friends. And someone's getting a little jealous...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
A Good Offense reviews
Danny defeats Vlad in an...unusual fashion.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
Fakeout Makeouts Ain't Got Nothing On Us reviews
[Slight Danny Phantom crossover, RaeBB] Raven doesn't watch cartoons. But when she gets suckered in to staring at the idiot box with Beast Boy, she finds a fictional character's plight similar to her own...
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
The Only Thing He Ever Feared reviews
[Oneshot, DannySam] Heroes were supposed to be fearless. But tonight, just this once, he would give in to the fear of death.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Dream Girl reviews
[Oneshot] Danny and his girlfriend share a meaningful morning. Surprise pairing.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Danny F., Danny F. - Complete
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