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Joined 08-03-05, id: 869674, Profile Updated: 08-21-09
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Previously: GREENEYEDLULU, yuki-shinra-lu

So it's quite apparent that you have run across this profile in one way or another. For those of you who are taking the time to read this I would like to inform you right now that I have lost all hope in updating any of my stories. If anything I'll end up writing more Harry Potter fics. Naruto fics are out of the question. I'm just not into Naruto anymore. It's the painstakingly sad truth. Four years of being obsessed with it killed my favoritism.

However, I still am into reading a few authors Naruto stories cause they are so damn good... If you want me to write a Naruto or HP fic for you I still will though. OC are always welcomed!:)

I used to have a lot of stories on here but I deleted them because I wrote them when I was like... 10 and they were incapable of being fixed for the fact that I am slightly lazy. xD

But have no fear. My Draco/Ginny fic is being re-written and I might come out with some new fics also. Depends.

By the way, I have deleted all of my favorite books and authors, alerts, and messages. So all history of fanfiction has been deleted except for the new books/authors that I like. I currently have very few.

But yeah.

I'm hopefully going to start writing again. And it won't be anywhere near as terrible as my old ones, I assure you :)


I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I ENJOY ANIME, so I MUST be a basement-dweller.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

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Turning Back The Clock by Unknown Cricket reviews
Hermione finds herself in a miserable relationship with Ron, but she can't get out. So what happens when an accident at work sends her back six years. Will she take this opportunity to create the life she wanted instead? Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,190 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Don't Ever Say That by DoYouCare.Why reviews
I know it is wrong, but I can't help taunting him like this, like a mouse playing with a cat before its eaten. And then his lips are on mine, and his fist crashes into the wall behind me, and he's overwhelming me, but I love it and don't want him to stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blackmail Is Not Just For Slytherins by HexxKitten reviews
**COMPLETE** Draco is a bad boy, & he gets caught & blackmailed by a bossy, know-it-all Gryffindor... FemDom, M/s, Oral... This started as a oneshot, but it had chapter babies ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,776 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 5013 - Favs: 6,226 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Quest for a Lily by FalterInMySteps reviews
I have a great life. Except for my one itty-bitty problem. I'm in love with my best friend. And guess who my best friend is? Lily Potter, Harry Potter's daughter. And I'm terrified of Harry Potter. How do I go about expressing said love? I have no idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,256 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Lily Luna P., OC
Rants of a BushyHaired, Bucktooth, Knowitall by catlinrj reviews
Hermione Granger. What more can be said about a journal she keeps for her entire sixth year? There is bound to be some romance, mischief, and maybe even a little homework left un-done all because of one 'special' guy, who knows? Read-review-love! please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hermione G.
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Excuse me, but thats my heart your stealing by Sir Elliot reviews
Emotionally, he's blind. But I let him wear the glasses anyway. He said curtly, And anyway, I would know...they're mine...SasuNaru, GaaLee!Plot explantion in 4th chap!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,912 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Changing One Can Change Two by Aki Hikaru reviews
A fifteen year old girl doesn't bahave like a lady. She totally behaves like a boy! Could someone or something possibly change her to a girly girl? Or would she remain tomboy for the rest of her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Change of Heart reviews
No summary yet. Not sure where it's going. Just read plz. Rating may go up. Dra/Gin, Har/Pan, Ron/Her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W.
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