Author has written 81 stories for Nanny, Friends, All In The Family, Who's the Boss?, and That '70s Show.
Just so you know i also go by Friends Fan but that name was taken here already. I'm 22 years old, love writing and reading fanfics. I've written stories for The Nanny, Friends, All in the Family, Who's the Boss, and now That '70s Show! I believe in happy endings, so I truly doubt you will ever reading a sad fanfiction from me...unless it's been one of those days. I love laughing and have watched so many sitcoms in my twenty two years, it's only right that most of my stories be humorous.Thanks for reading and all reviews are welcome especially (you'll see that I'm terrible at spelling) the good ones! Please check out my fanfiction from shows you haven't seen, maybe you'll start watching! I also do want to add that I may not be the best at updating sometimes and I apologize for that right now. But real life and school can just get crazy and take up alot of time, so my updates are delayed and some times my reviews as well. But I do have no plans of abandoning any stories of mine and I will do my best to leave a much deserved review on the fics that I enjoy reading as well.
Quote of the Moment
"That's what we as storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again."
-Walt Disney, Saving Mr. Banks
This month’s avatar picture is another picture captured from the terrific sitcom That ‘70s Show. In this picture it is once again my favorite pairing Red and Kitty Forman, played by the talented Kurtwood Smith and Debra Jo Rupp. This scene come from one of my favorite episodes ‘Eric’s Naughty No No’ from season three. While the main plot is one I find kinda hard to follow the plot with Kitty and her sister visiting is my favorite but really who doesn’t love Valerie Harper?
Announcements (a few little announcements about accomplishments of last month and new story stuff for this month)
Stories Coming to a Computer Near You (New info on a few new oneshots and a new short story)
Priorities for Fics (No big changes just a few. Still check to see where your favorite is!)
Updates (News on major stories like TW, MtH, and RDaD)
Hiya everyone! Happy March! How’s yours going to far? Good? Ready for Spring time and warmer weather? Hope so! Last month I think was a pretty good one. Most of my attention was focused on ‘Valentine’s Day in Point Place’ a fun collection that I’m very glad you all enjoyed—thanks again for your support! *hugs* But I also managed to squeeze in a chapter for ‘Meet the Hydes’ Yay! Hopefully I can do that again this month! Also coming this month is the new short story with Jackie and Hyde and Red and Kitty. I’ve really had fun writing it so I hope you all enjoy reading it too! Will also try to work on some other stuff in the background but for now that’s about all that’s planned though you never know when a new one shot idea may keep me up till iti s written down! Have a great month everyone! :D
My Stories - In progress 12-4-13
Two Weeks- (That '70s Show) Now if your thinking oo two weeks like the movie with Sandra Bullock your wrong. If you're thinking oo two weeks like in Special Delivery Your wrong. This story is going to be something totally new to me...at least that's how i have it planned out. It's going to be a drama but with some comedy, no worries, and could very possibly be an Eric/Jackie fic. More description to come! And more description has come! This fic was inspired by the movie 'Two Weeks' with Sally Field. The story take place a few years into the future. Jackie and Hyde were the only ones of the group who stayed in Point Place. They're not the best of friends but they're not enemies either. They worked out their problems because Kitty got sick. Really sick. Her doctor tells them she only has two weeks left to live. immediately they call up the rest of the gang so Kitty can see them together once last time. What happens when they're not visiting with Kitty, when the six friends plus two new members are staying under the same roof after not being together for over five years?
Meet the Hydes -(That '70s Show) Come on guys did you really think i was gonna stop writing Jackie and Hyde fics just cause I'm writing a Jackie and Eric one? No way! This one is gonna be soo much fun! It'll give me some relief from the drama in Two Weeks. It's a comedy with lots of stuff going on be ready to keep up!
Baby, You Can't Drive My Car- (That '70s Show)-This story will not have a preview. Sorry. It's not gonna be long. It should only take about a month...course that's what i said about Stuck with You This time though it's not everyday that an update will be made, just once a week. It's gonna be fun though, trust me! Oh and I'm sure you'll be able to relate to some parts, I know I can!
Fan Fic Challenge 4, Nine Months - (That '70s Show)- This is a challenge story and my first one too. it was supposed to be a one shot, but since it's mainly about Red and Kitty, i kinda got carried away and so now its multichapter fic! It's a sort of a 'What If' fic, the what if being what if Kitty was actually pregnant and not starting menopause. It's got lots of Red and Kitty moments, but the gang is all there as they have to face the new changes of having a new baby. I'm really enjoying writing this one and i hope you all like it too. So please check it out and don't forget to review!
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner- (That '70s Show)- This is a thanksgiving story that will include the whole family-and a surprise guest. Can you guess who? There will also be separate smaller 'B stories' in the fic with the other characters. Will be posted in November just in time for the holiday!
Hidden Stash Box- (That '70s Show)- This story is a collection of minioneshots. Not really drabbles because they're a bit too long-I think-but they're too short too to be called oneshots so they're mini-oneshots! :D They're each based off random words that i get from a random word generator that I found online. They're are various pairings, some romantic, some friendship, some family ect. The pairing for the newest addition is updated in the description an idea I got from santsi who allowed me to follow her similar formating. Thank you so much for that again! You're awesome! :D
Stocking Stuffers-(That '70s Show)- A collection of Christmas stories, a smaller collection of just four stories that deal more with family than romance. Thanks again to Santsi who allowed me to follow her similar formating! :D
Sweet Summertime-(That '70s Show)- This is another collection of oneshots. All with different pairings and characters. It’s running and connecting theme is of course, Summer :D Thanks once more to santsi for allowing me to use the similar formatting for Hidden Stash Box which started all this!
Runnin’ Down a Dream-(That ‘70s Show)-This story is a multi-chapter story but it’s going to be different from the usual stories that I write. Kinda. See the main characters and main pairing of the story are not the most popular—Fez and Laurie. BUT Other characters do play big parts as well like Hyde and Kelso—and you can be sure the others will make a few cameos. It’s a bit of a road trip story but not too much, you’ll see what I mean when you read it. The plan is to have this story completed in 10 to 15 chapters and I’m really trying to stick with it but sometimes the characters take over and want the story to go on some more.
Stories Coming to a Computer Near You! UPDATED 3-4-14
A Couple of one shots are filling up in my head. Lots of song fics with country music. Don't wanna give those away though. But keep your eyes open!
The JH and RK story is coming VERY soon! It will be a three shot as of now but sometimes things change. Though personally, I’m hoping it’ll stay this way
A shorter RK story is still being worked on, it’s a missing moment from an episode in season three.
The oneshot from May unfortunately didn’t get to be completed then but my goal is to have it up and posted sometime soon. It’s a song fic and deals with The Forman Family. That’s all I’m saying. For now :)
I have several new ideas for RK stories, it’s just finding the time to write them. But rest assure more are coming…and to those of you who prefer not reading RK stories, sorry! I’ll still be posting other stories too!
STILL thinking of doing one set in the ‘future’ that deals with Hyde, Eric, and Laurie. Yes it’s another Family fic—sorry! This story is still more of an idea I haven't written much yet. The idea’s still there wanting to be written.
I Want to Come Home (Working Title)- (That '70s Show)- Ok have you seen the new movie, 'Everybody's Fine'? Ok well it's kinda like that but not really. More info to come!
POLL RESULTS JUNE 2012
Okay as you all may have noticed I have closed my latest poll and before I go into the results and the planned schedule for the stories I just want to say thank you to everyone who voted, it really meant a lot! Now on to the results, it was actually a big surprise for some of the pairings—for me anyways. Jackie and Kitty getting second place and Jackie and Kelso getting only vote? Those were results I was not expecting! But if that how you guys want it then that’s what it’ll be! :D Now if you’re a regular read of mine you probably know that I like to try and post one new oneshot each month and so that’s how I plan on writing and posting these oneshots. Here’s the schedule I have in mind
March-Hyde and Laurie
April- Jackie and Kitty
May- Eric and Donna
June- Fez and Kelso
July- Eric and Kitty
August- Red and Laurie
September- Jackie and Kelso
Please note though that this schedule CAN change. Not so much in order I will try to keep that the same, but sometimes life gets hectic and I’m not able to work on these oneshots so I may skip a month but I will post the story as soon as I can. I have most of the ideas down for at least half but if you have any suggestions please feel free to share! Oh and just because I have these oneshots doesn’t mean I won’t be posting any others! :D Thanks for voting once more!
NOTE FOR POLL ONESHOTS: I am so so very sorry for constantly changing this and it seems like I'm just pushing everything back and won't write these oneshots but I WILL! This list is most probably be the one i'll be following since the holiday stories were what were keeping me from writting these but they're starting to slow down so i can get back to wokr on these other stories very soon!
Priorities for Fics Updated 3-4-14(or You Know the Rankings of How important/How Soon Updates Will Be)
1. JH and RK Three Shot
2. Meet the Hydes
3. Runnin' Down a Dream
4. Two Weeks
5. Hidden Stash Box
6. Fanfic Challenge, Nine Months
7. Baby, You Can't Drive My Car
8. Monthly Oneshots
9. Sweet Summertime
10. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
11. Stocking Stuffers
Note: At the top of this month’s list is the JH and RK short chapter story but it’s only a few chapters three so far so it’ll take three week at number one and then it’ll be ‘Meet the Hydes’ back at that spot. I started working on that story again as you saw last month and I’m gonna try to keep working on it and get in more updates. Everything else pretty much stayed the same, holiday stories still down below till the holidays roll around again and ‘Running Down a Dream’ may see an update kinda soon...maybe. Please do read on for more info on your favorite story.
Updates UPDATED 3-4-14
That '70s Show-Two Weeks
It’s there I know and while I haven’t started working on it every few days I kinda think about it and it’s getting easier to do so without getting to dark or sad. No soon updates just yet but I’ll keep you posted, again very sorry but thank you for the support on this *hugs*
That '70s Show- Meet the Hydes
Got the new chapter up Yay! But it looks like I lost quite a bit of readers, my own fault I’m thinking foR not updating soon enough but those how know me know that life got in the way and then I was working on Holiday stuff but now I’m back to work on this story and hopefully can get a chapter up once a month for a while and soon maybe every other week!
That '70s Show- Hidden Stash Box
I know there haven’t been any new installments here but don’t rule anything out. It’s a random collection and can be updated at random times!
That '70s Show- Baby, You Can't Drive My Car
My youngest sister has started with her practice driving…I think some new inspiration for this old story could be headed this way! But we’ll just have to wait and see!
That '70s Show- FanFic Challenge 4 Nine Months
Let’s just say there’s some baby fever going around here so I’m starting to want to write again but I probably won’t post anything very quickly—unless told otherwise—but if you have any ideas or thoughts, you feel free to shot them my way!
That '70s Show- Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
I am so sorry for not getting to work on this story as I had said I would. I feel horrible for breaking my promise but I just couldn’t work on it you all. And it almost felt like when I did plan to, bad things happened and I just couldn’t. I’m sorry but I don’t think I’ll be updating this one again until November 2014 maybe late October. I am so so so sorry!
That '70s Show- Stocking Stuffers
On hold or hiatus till the holiday season of 2014.
That ‘70s Show- Sweet Summertime
On hold or if you prefer hiatus until Summer 2014. Hope to see you then!
That ‘70s Show- Runnin’ Down a Dream
Not much work has gone into this story the next chapter is maybe a forth of the way done but I’m hoping to have a new chapter up pretty soon.
Friends- The One With All the Surprises
On Hold. Not too many people were reading, so in the meantime I'll be working on my other stories for That '70s Show
Reviews, honestly I love them. I love getting them (they can seriously make me smile for days) and I love giving them (sometimes my reviews can go on for days lol). And I really don't care if you're reviewing a story that is already 15 chapters in, I love hearing from new readers as much as I love hearing from my loyal ones. And don't think that just because a story was posted a year or more so ago means I won't still appreciate a review on the old stories. It's always wonderful when I see that one of my older fics has been read and hasn't been forgotten. I also try to get back to my reviewers with a small 'Thank You' Note but sometimes I don't get the chance too, but whether I do reply to your review or not I am very very thankful for it. So thank you now and big hugs to you!
That '70s Fan Fic Board
Wanna to talk about That '70s Show epsiodes, Fan Fiction, actors or anything else related to That '70s Show?
Come join us over at That '70s Show Fan Fic Board! It great fun and don't worry we don't bite!
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And if you've got any questions feel free to PM me! :-)
Muisc I Listen To
I'm a country girl at heart, it's the omnly music i've listened to since I was born. Seriously, Dwight Yoakam is always playing in the back ground of my baby homemovies. So his music along with many others have stayed with me through the years. So any song fics will most probably be country, but check 'em out it's not that bad!
My Fave TV Shows Updated 8-1-13
Friends- I've been a fan ever since it started, we've got it on tape, me sitting in front of the TV as a baby, watching it lol.
The Nanny- I found this show on lifetime about several years ago and really enjoyed it Although when i first saw it, the ep was The butler the boss the nanny and her mother, I thought for some reason Fran and Niles would get together and CC was married to Max! Hey the kids are blonde! lol what was i thinking? Haven't actually seen it in awhile though, interest in the show has kinda faded but there are still some moments that can still make me laugh.
All in the Family-I'd been a fan of this show for a long time! My friend and i were huge fans growing up, I remember watching the marathon for Carroll O'Connor when he passed away. I remember the two of us being really sad about it too. About a year ago i lost interst in the show mostly because it was taken off Nick at Nite. But i have rediscovered it and it's as funny as it always was! Recently rerediscovered, and my goodness I forgot how much I LOVE this show! Archie and Edith, probably my favorite TV couple of all time. It really stinks that it isn't aired on TV, but thank goodness for DVDs! :D
I Love Lucy- I've always been a fan of this show, don't really remember how I found it but I know i fell in love with it! My fav ep, Job switching. That was my first Lucy Barbie too! Happy 60th Anniversary to the show! Thanks for all the laughs! Really wish they aired this at a better time, instead of 4-6 in the morning. I mean sometimes I am up at that time anyway an di do have the complete series on DVD...but still!
The Cosby show- I found this show thanks to some friends, at first I watched it for the kids and the comedy, now i just love the realtionship of Cliff and Clair. It's just something that won't be able to happen again on TV.
The Golden Girls- I found this show around the time of The Nanny. I remember buying those cheesecake bars, and being sure to wait until The Golden Girls started lol.
How I Met Your Mother- This show just started and i can't wait to see what happens next. I also can't wait to laugh at my dad when i prove him wrong. That girl he's with is Robin Aunt Robin! Not the Mom! i try and tell him but he just doesn't listen! BTW I Love Barney and Robin, no matter how many times my dad tells me Robin is too good for Barney! Currently still rooting for those lovebirds! Hacen't finished the latest season (thanks to school) so no spoilers please!
That '70s Show- Love this show, because it's just too funny. I love them all, from the kids to the parents. (Loved how they always had a side story) My favorite Charcater is Red because well he's just awesome and can always make me laugh then it's Fez who was very close to first. Can't pick a fav couple i love them all but i think i love Jackie and Hyde just a bit more well right after Red and Kitty-T7S Golden Couple ;-). Oh and like everyone else I did not like season 8.
Modern Family- Oh my goodness! This is my new favorite show and by new favorite show i mean a show that still had new episodes. It is soo funny i just can't get enough! My favorite character i is Phil, after each episode some times even during comrercial breaks i tell my family, "I love Phil" lol This show is really great and i'm looking foward to all new episodes! Baby Joe is adorable and Jay becoming a new father again, he's quickly made hsi way o my second favorite charcater! Number one still Phil! :D
House, M.D.- I fell in love with the show this summer, started watching just because i wanted to see the episode with Kurtwood Smith (Red from T70S) and just fell head over heels for this saracastic, dark, doctor. The man is a genius and everytime i watch an episode and always smile and shake my head saying 'Is there anything this guy can't solve?' I cried like a baby when it ended recently, it was just such a WONDERFUL ending! And it was so open ended too you can pretty much decide what you think happened and in my mind everyone got a very happy endingah included a very Huddy ending :D
Cheers-I loved the show back when it was on NickatNite. Loved that old line up. I’ve started rewatching the series again and have remembered why I use to love it so much. It’s hilarious. All of the characters! When I was younger my friend and I used to watch it and pretend we were our favorite characters, I’ve always loved Carla but not I find it’s all the guys that have me laughing more and more but I love them all and the show itself. Really does make you wish you had somewhere to go where everybody knows your name!
My Fave TV Couples (In no particular order)
Monica and Chandler
Ross and Rachel
Archie and Edith
Jackie and Hyde
Red and Kitty
Jackie and Eric (Thanks to MickStevens and Marla's Lost. Their stories are awesome!)
Donna and Eric
Kelso and Brooke
Fez and Laurie
Ricky and Lucy
Ethel and Fred
Barney and Robin
House and Cuddy
Phil and Claire
Jay and Gloria
Cam and Mitch
Cliff and Clair
Niles and CC
Fran and Max
My Fave Oreo Cookies
First off what is an oreo cookie? Well it's not the kind you eat of course, but they're just like them except fro teh fact that you can't eat them. An oreo cookie is a person who has that hard outer layer, which is the cookie but also has that soft creamy filling. To be short, they are tough on the outside but are really soft on the inside. Examples and my favorites... (The ones with in italics are the double stuffed ones)
Gregory House (Even if he doesn't want to be)
Quotes to Live By
"Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own."
"Take a tip from our dog friends, and treat yourself to your favorite toy. Whatever that might be. Life is too short to dwell on every bump in the road, try to take pleasure in the simple things. To be short, eat a cookie."
-Dr. Frasier Crane
"You'll never need a friend like me. Cause you'll always have me."
"Well you know I love my family. It's just sometimes I wanna get in the car and run them all over."
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
"Whenever I start feeling sick I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True Story."
"The more things you do, the more you can do."
"There is no I in 'team.' There is a me, though,if you jumble it up."
-Dr. Gregory House
"I'm hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my God, WTF: why the face?"
"Hi. I'm Brad Paisley. My guide to keeping romance alive is 'The Andy Griffin Show.'"
-Brad Paisley (Isn't he just the cutest?! X) )
"Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."
"If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything."
-'Doc' Emmett Brown
"Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible!'"
"'Ohana' means 'family.' 'Family' means nobody gets left behind or forgotten."
-Lilo and Stitch
"If you have to ask, you'll never know."
"I don't ask questions, I just have fun!"
"I'm not so good with the advice...Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"Take chances, make mistakes. That's how you grow. Pain nourishes your courage. You have to fail in order to practice being brave."
-Mary Tyler Moore
"When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things-not the great occasions-give off the greatest glow of happiness."
"Anger is like a piece of shredded wheat caught under your dentures, if you leave it there it causes a blister and you have to eat jello all week. If you get it out the sore heals and it gets better."
"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."
"Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that."
"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it."
"You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find you get what you need."
"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."
-Winnie the Pooh
"Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did but backwards and in high heels."
"If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased."
"Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever."
"Get busy living or get busy dying"
- The Shawshank Redemption
"When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be like Whhaatt?"
"Maybe Christmas, he thought...doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps...means a little bit more."
- How The Grinch Stole Christmas
"Beginnings are scary, endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most. Try to remember that when you find yourself a new begining. Just give hope a chance to float up and it will."
"You're sure to do impossible things if you follow your heart!"
-Jacquimo, Thumbelina 1994
"If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?"
"Keep the other person's well-being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on."
"The very things that hold you down are going to lift you up."
-Timothy Mouse (Dumbo)
“Everyone is someone if you love them. Love can make a hero from a chump. Love can make a useless man seem useful. Love can grow a flower from a dump. If you dare to read out to a stranger you may find you’ve found a friend in indeed. Cause everyone is someone if you love them. Cause love is something everybody needs.”
"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun."
"Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it or learn from it."
-Rafiki, The Lion King
"There are some things I know for certain: always throw spilt salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and fall in love whenever you can."
- Sally Owens, Practical Magic
"Today's special moments are tomorrow's memories."
-Genie, Aladdin: The Return of Jafar
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear."
-Buddy the Elf, Elf
"If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time (or the tools) to write. Simple as that."
Ted Mosby: Wow, you were just, like, the worst student in the world, weren't you?
Barney Stinson: They said I had A.D...something. Can we have class outside?
J. Wilson: I need a change of scenery.
G. House: Buy a plant!
Mary Richards: Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn’t solve anything.
Rhoda Morgenstern: No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all.
Today is the Tomorrow That We Worried About Yesterday
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Someday my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
"Let's eat grandpa!!"
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.
I'm not obsessed, I'm passionate.
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If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.
If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile!
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If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. lol
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
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If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.
If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
There was a man who was rich, staying at a really nice hotel. One day when he was walking home from work, there were three girls from seven to fifteen telling people that they would do anything for them to get paid. They were clearly poor and had no where to stay. The man asked them if they would do anything for him if he paid them twenty dollars each and the girls agreed. He gave his hotel card to the three girls and told them to go to his room and he would be there soon. While the girls went, he went out to buy buckets of ice cream and candy and movies for them to watch. He went back and the whole night he treated the girls to room service and sweets, playing games and watching movies. If you believe the man did the right thing and that there is good in everyone, copy and paste this into your profile.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pens)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101
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Remember, I'll be there for you, Thank you for being a friend, Those were the days, We're all alright, and The flashy girl from Flushing the nanny named Fran :-)
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