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Author has written 5 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Harry Potter, Hobbit, and Bleach.
I've always had a large passion for reading and one day cannon just wasn't enough anymore. So I fell into the world of fan fiction, hard and deep. (And considering the first stories I read, this is a rather appropriate pun.) I've read lots of stories of all different kinds of fandoms. I particularly like Harry Potter, Naruto, Bleach, Pride and Prejudice, Percy Jackson and just about everything written by Tolkien. (The big works, I know.) While I've often considered writing fanfiction myself and have one some occasion made beginnings of stories, I've only recently found enough courage to actually work them out properly and start publishing them.
age: old enough for college and porn
gender: hardcore fujoshi (which should tell you enough about my gender and the kind of stories I like)
pet peeves: basic spelling and grammar mistakes! (English isn't my first language so I know it's difficult sometimes. That's why spell check and bèta's were invented!)
fav pairing: Do I have to choose? Impossible!
fav fandoms: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, The Hobbit, The Lord Of The Rings, Naruto, Bleach, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Pride and Prejudice, Mansfield Park and some crossovers with Twilight
27 commandments of FanFiction
1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.
2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. If thou breakest this rule, this displeases the masses.
3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story. At beginnings and endings are fine.
4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.
5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.
6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.
7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.
8. Thou shalt not use , ;, or >:( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.
9. Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!
10. Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.
11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.
12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary. This turns away the ones who taketh this business seriously.
13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words.
14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character –– yes, we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.
15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.
16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).
17. Thou shalt show and not tell.
18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.
19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speakest –– writing is an art.
20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.
21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.
22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.
23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.
24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on. It displeases the masses, causes thy readers to lose their vision, and makes angels weep.
25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before thou writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.
26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativity and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.
27. Thou shalt use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.
-" The day we lose our need for dreams is the day the human race forfeits its soul." -John Chiam
-"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what.
-"Everything you do will come back upon you. 3-fold for the normal shit, 10-fold for the freaky shit." -Lycorne
-"I think crime pays. The hours are good, you get to travel a lot." -Woody Allen
-"There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle." -Robery Alden
-"Those who fear the darkness have no idea what the light can do" -Katasai_Rakshasa
-"Do not stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles." -Arabian Proverb
-"You're welcome to believe that the world is a nice, logical, rational, safe place... You'll be wrong, but that hasn't stopped anyone else who thinks the same way." -Dierdre, Otherworld by Mercades Lackey and Holly Lisle
-"Cats are known to see within the dark. Yet, if you had sight like a cat, even for one day, would you really want to see what's in the dark?"
-"The cat has always been associated with the Moon. For like the moon, it comes to life at night, escaping from humanity and wandering over housetops with its eyes beaming out through the darkness."
-On a tombstone: Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, so shall you be. Remember this and follow me.
To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:
To follow you I'll not consent Until I know which way you went.
-"It's funny how a person can break your heart, and you can still love them with all the little pieces"
-"A million words would not bring you back, I know because I tried, neither would a million tears, I know because I cried"
-My heart was taken by you, broken by you, and now it is in pieces because of you.
-If you love me like you told me, please be careful with my heart; you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart.
-Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
-"The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else"
-"If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go"
-"I hate this feeling, it's one I know all to well, it's a thing called heartbreak and it hurts like hell"
-"My heart bleeds no more since turning to stone"
-"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it"
-"When I see you smile and know that its not for me, that's when I miss you the most"
-"Take a look at me now, cause there's just an empty space. And you coming back to me is against all odds and that's what I've got to face." - Phil Collins
-"This is a song for the lonely, can you hear me tonight? For the broken hearted, battle scarred I'll be by your side. - Cher More
-I see him but he sees past me. I look in his eyes but he looks around me. Does he know what I see when he stares through me? I see him and I can't help watching him not watching me.
-It is quite gratifying to feel guilty if you haven't done anything wrong: how noble! Whereas it is rather hard and certainly depressing to admit guilt and to repent. Hannah Arendt
-You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true. Sidney Madwed
-We ask God to forgive us for our evil thoughts and evil temper, but rarely, if ever ask Him to forgive us for our sadness.? R. W. Dale
-We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.? David Weatherford
-" For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are those 'It might have been.' " John Greenleaf Whittier
-Friendship with oneself is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt
-Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but its the middle that counts the most.
-Friendship is the marriage of the soul. - Voltaire
-"When I am dead, I will not hurt anymore, will it Mama?...When I am dead, build me a little monument of stones in the woods." Alexei Romanov
-Life is a perpetual drunkenness; the pleasure passes, but the headache remains. Unknown
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley." - Joel Rosenberg
-"A coward dies a hundred deaths, a brave man only once... But then, once is enough, isn't it?" -Judge Harry T.Stone
-"There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network." -Guy Almes
-"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death." -Dave Barry
-The gods conceal from men the happiness of death, that they may endure life. -Lucan
-Ah! what a sign it is of evil life, when death's approach is seen so terrible! -Shakespeare
-For those of you who think we are descendents from those cavemen who stood and fought with dinosaurs, you must be nuts, we are descendents from the ones who ran like hell to live."
-Tears are sometimes an inapproriate response to death. When a life has been lived completely honestly, completely successfully, or just completely, the correct response to death's perfect punctuation mark is a smile." -Julie Burchill
-I dislike death, but there are things I dislike more than death, therefore, there are occasions when I will not avoid danger. -Mo Dzu
-You can lose a man like that by your own death, but not by his. -George Bernard Shaw
-"Rather, she [ Death ] simply is the Ultimate Hostess who tells you when your table's ready. It's up to other powers what section you're seated in (smoking or non-smoking)." - John C. Straffin
-We sometimes congratulate ourselves at the moment of waking from a troubled dream; it may be so the moment after death." - Nathaniel Hawthorne
-After your death you will be what you were before your birth." Arthur Schopenhauer
-"The charnel ground is that great graveyard in which the complexities of samsara and nirvana lie buried."
-Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. Joseph Addison
-Death is not the greatest loss in life. -Norman Cousins
-A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.
-Obstacles are a natural part of life, just as boulders are a natural part of the course of the river. The river does not complain or get depressed because there are boulders in its path.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. (that explains why i'm considered crazy.)
Anyone who says nothings imposible has never tried slamming a revolving door
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Don't knock on Hades' door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. (most people say "death's door" i say "Hades' door")
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...
When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did it!
When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!
My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.
Silent is golden but duck tape is silver
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile
If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.
If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile
If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile. (i saw the sign AFTER i tripped, i swear!)
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.
f you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!
If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.
If you lack common sense, copy and paste this onto you're profile.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.
If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.
If you aren't one of those wanna be pop stars that shop at name brand stores, copy this to your profile!
If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have colour for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
I am a writer, not your grammer teacher.
If you do not like me say it to my face, not behind my back, so when I kick you I have a good shot.
The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are
When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes
Break my Heart I break your neck
Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor)
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor
Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want
Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over
I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Hold my purse.'
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...
Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it
There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, it's when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
Love comes in many colors
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Dying is a very dull, and dreary affair, my suggestion to you is to have nothing to do with it.
Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
Love your enemies! It really pissess them off!
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!
I'm not insensitive I just don't care
The voices in my head don't like you
Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas
A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."
You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left
Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is Optional
Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.
"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had."
-I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous
-Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. (Besides, what's the fun in that?)
- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me
-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
-When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?
-When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
-When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
- I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out
-I'm going to give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain; I need that.
-Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide
- Excuse me have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it
-I live in my own little world. But it's ok, they know me there
-The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide
-Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend
-Tell the truth and run, fast
-If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something
-Education is important. School however, is another matter.
-I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends
- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
-Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
-When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them.
-What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...I wonder...
-If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
-Unfortunately, you can't die of a broken heart.
-Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over
-If you know me, chances are you hate me.
-I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away…
-Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.
-He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies."
-Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow.
-Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.
-"I love you" is eight letters. So is "bull crap."
-People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion?
-You call me crazy, I've been called worse by the voices in my head.
-You call me crazy like it's the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So"
-I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
-Don't make someone a priority when they make you an option.
-If you live to be 100, I want to be 100 minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
-When you said you hated me I felt all fuzzy inside. I wonder why.
-If he's dumb enough to walk away, then be smart enough to let him go.
-Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent
-When I said "I wish you a life time of happiness" after you screwed me over I meant I was going to kill you
-It's a funny thing when everyone at the local asylum knows your name
-I once believed I could fly. The broken neck proved that theory wrong and it wasn't even my neck
-"Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoes. Can't stand me? Sit your ass down. Can't face me? Then turn the fuck around!"
-Sarcastic! Me? Never!
-If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what's sign two?
-If you don't like me there is nothing I can do. Newsflash bitch, I don't live to please you
-REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
-If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
-98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
-If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
-If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
THAT'S JUST MESSED UP!
IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Black lives matter!
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I'm taking a break from writing right now as exams are getting closer and I really want to do well on them. They end the 12th of June so expect an update around that time. I do have to coordinate with my beta, SoraRikuKairiNamine, though so it might take a bit longer. In June I will try to update weekly and I've got some more plotbunnies for other stories, so keep a look out for them. I'll probably try my hand at Bleach and The Hobbit at least. In any case a bit more patience and you will be handsomely rewarded. On another note, I have been working as a beta for QueenVulca and Sayoko Naori, both writing on a Harry Potter story, though vastly different from each other. Can't say when they will publish it, but do check it out. QueenVulca's working title was Saint Pat's Day and Sayoko Naori is translating a wonderful story from Czech named
Exams are finally over and I can once again devote the majority of my attention to fan fiction. I've published a one-shot for the Hobbit, In them bones, because I had a theory about the Arkenstone I really wanted to put into a story and share. I'm also working on something inspired by Swinging Pendulum written by cywscross, which is probably going to become my next major work. It doesn't have a title just yet, but I have several ideas in my head. As for Oath of truth, I've kinda hit a snag. I know where I want to go and how to get there, but I can't seem to put it into words. I don't know what caused this exactly. It might be the stress for my exams, plot bunnies for other works or just the recent lack of interest for my last two published chapters; I haven't given up though and I really really want to get on with it, which makes me more frustrated every time I try to add to the newest chapter and it doesn't come out right. Am I being a drama queen? Probably. I just don't want to give up on this after putting so much work in it.
I've changed the name for In them bones to Heart of the mountain, not reallyas I wasn't completely happy with it, but hadn't a good replacement until recently. I also uploaded a new story, Wishing upon a star, for Bleach. I did pull out of my snag in regards to Oath of Truth thanks to being overrun by my authors with beta requests, as paradoxical as that sounds. I'll upload the newest chapter later this weekend, when my beta has finished editing it.
My updating schedule will be alternating each week between WuoS and AOoT to spare my beta and because I have several events to attend this summer. I've half a mind to rewrite my first story A Different Don, since rereading it is just plain embarrassing. I'm still not sure though and if the authors I'm betaing for keep up their workload, I'll be hard pressed for time. I don't really mind though, they have great stories in the making and I love being a part of that.
I find myself curious which couples people would like to read in AOoT and have therefore opened a poll with couples I can see myself write. It will be open for about a month and i will take the highest votes in consideration. If you'd really like to see another ship, feel free to review with appropriate argumentation.
I won't be updating for a while, because I hurt my right wrist, the one I write with. The two rewritten chapters of ADD will be published once I get them back. Also I won't update AOoT until enough people vote, and 26 is not nearly enough.
I'm now on Ao3 as well! Though I will need a while to transfer everything and the short stories won't appear on there at all.