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Joined 08-04-05, id: 870838, Profile Updated: 03-21-09
Author has written 5 stories for Buffy X-overs, and Harry Potter.

"I only came here to do two things, kick ass and drink some beer. Look like we're almost outta beer."

Replace kick ass with write fics and drink some beer with review some fics; that's me in a nutshell. Don't take my fanfiction seriously! I read nearly everything as long as it holds my interest. Honestly, I've gone from Ron bashing to Trio fics, crazy ships to canon pairings, Dark Harry to Super Harry fics. I'm inclined to ignore everything in canon after Order of the Phoenix. Ships rarely matter to me but I'm very Hermione-centric, so expect lots of Hermione/Anyone. Right now I'm on a Hermione/Sirius kick, but god knows I have plenty of Hermione/Draco and Hermione/Blaise and maybe even Hermione/Draco/Blaise fics floating around. I'm not opposed to HHR or RHr, as long as it's well written! Also at the moment I'm loving Time Travel and AU fics, of all kinds. And I'm obsessing over Marauders Era fics, of any shape, size, or ship. Actually, I pretty much learn to love everything. Feel free to recommend me any fics!

As for my own writing, I tend towards willful ignorance of canon, overwrought cliches, overdone premises, irregular updates, and elaborate plots that rarely make sense, even to myself. Also, I probably write the most unimaginative fanfiction out there, honestly. Still, I like writing, and I hope my fics entertain you if only for a moment. Feel free to criticize, and on that note also feel free to admire, worship, adore, etc.


FICS:

Ten Things That Never Happened To Hermione: posted 3/21/09. Probably complete, at least until I can think of ten MORE things that haven't happened to Hermione.

Shades of Aphrodite: Chapter 3 posted 8/24/08. I can't believe I started this two years ago... it's been through many abandonments and rewrites but I promise an update soon.

A Lily By Any Other Name: Chapter 2 posted 3/7/09. My new baby! This is where I pick up stray plot bunnies and beg my muse to let me keep it, but my muse tells me the plot bunny will have a better life out on a farm and takes it out in the backyard with a rifle. I am obsessing over Marauders Era fics and this one-shot machine will (hopefully) purge me of my plot bunnies. Don't expect masterpieces, please. Sometimes it'll be funny, sometimes it'll be romantic, sometimes it'll be effed up beyond belief. Think cliched plots, with a twist (or at least a fresh coat of paint)

Encounters: On hold, possibly abandoned. Was meant to be my offering for TTH's FFA.

Daisy Chains and Dementors: Another crack fic, but at least it's complete.


RANT OF THE MOMENT - Why is it that in every time travel fic Hermione faints dead away, usually in the arms of Sirius/Remus/Severus? Or has a dramatic entrance which usually involves her dropping into the Great Hall and recovering in the Hospital Wing for a year? Can't we give her a LITTLE bit more credit? Or at least write more creative meltdowns instead of: "GASP! The year is 1977? IMPOSSIBLE!" cue faint.

What I'd Like To See - yes, everyone has read the standard Harry-Is-Betrayed-And-Possibly-Sent-To-Azkaban fics. There's even a few Betrayed!Hermione fics floating around out there. What about Ron? I want to see RON blow up and kick some ass. What if he's the one who figures everything out and smacks Harry and Hermione upside the head? Or maybe he's the one who gets screwed over by everyone. I don't know, is there anything like this?


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Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 409,234 - Reviews: 3195 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 2,631 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Well Roared, Lion by treeson reviews
It seemed ironic that the one thing that could ruin the magical world, the defeat of Voldemort, and Hermione Granger's perfectly ordered life was a book. Time-travel fic. Tom/Hermione. DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 129,501 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Then Shall I Know by Ssergit reviews
HG SB Novel Hermione travels back in time by unknown means and she and a young Sirius Black fall in love. When she returns, will her choice not to try to change the Marauders' future ruin her chance for happiness?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 159,020 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 6,756 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Tin Angel by AraLuna reviews
Post Hogwarts: A chance encounter with Hermione Granger in a Muggle café leaves Draco Malfoy aching for more. DHr. !Winner of three awards at Dangerous Liaisons!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,706 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Keogh by ChelleyBean reviews
An unexpected connection is found between Hermione and Professor Snape, but that's only the start of her headaches. Being her father's daughter is one thing. Being her mother's daughter is something else entirely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 161,797 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Her Kingdom as Great by MarbleGlove reviews
JS What’s said is said, and Sarah said, “My Will is as Strong as Yours and my Kingdom as Great.” And then, of course, she lied. A series of one-shots.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,846 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Restricted by Flaignhan reviews
What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Deception & Concealment by KissThis reviews
Voldemort is dead; Harry bitter. In order to save him and her world, Hermione does the unimaginable and the illegal - disguised as a boy she goes back to the Marauders' Era, but finds herself in a sticky situation of love. [OT3: JP x HG x SB]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,072 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Grey Tuesdays by luckei1 reviews
Hermione goes on holiday for three reasons. A calendar date, her mother, and spontaneity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,216 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Godless Provenance by Lisette reviews
BtVS.SG1 – For Buffy, the end is only the beginning. It's time the Slayer was introduced to the Big Picture in all of its Technicolor Glory.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 118,792 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Buffy S., J. O'Neill - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Falsity by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
A midlife crisis, a mysterious escort, and blackmail. What more could Lucius Malfoy need? PreHBP. LMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,877 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Only In The World of Dragons by atruwriter reviews
Charlie's passion had always been dragons. Slowing down was never an option, which didn't change when he fell in love with fellow keeper Hermione Granger. At least until the life they planned together hit a dangerous, deathly snag. CWHG Summary inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,206 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - [Charlie W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hermione's New Life by Nynaeve80 reviews
PostWar Hermione is trying to start her new life and she gets a visit from an old friend. HGVK COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,194 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Necessary by the Order by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Marriage Law for SiriusHermione. In order to protect her, he had to marry her. After HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,644 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Icarus by MarbleGlove reviews
Some successes are only measured in how long you last before falling. Hermione writes a letter and begins a relationship. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,303 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 5,394 - Follows: 1,126 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Great Hogwarts Electricity Debate by Lucy Lupin reviews
Hermione and Dean get into an argument on whether Hogwarts should incorporate Muggle technology into its curriculum, and discover there's more than one way to create electricity. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Hermione G., Dean T. - Complete
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Ten Things That Never Happened To Hermione reviews
Series of one shots. Crossovers with Highlander, Pride and Prejudice, House, Buffy, Gossip Girl, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Hermione G.
A Lily By Any Other Name reviews
Lily Evans, in her many incarnations: the hidden beauty, the American makeover, ancient magic, a bet gone bad, Slytherin friendships, prank wars, pickup lines, parenting projects, time travel, and more… series of oneshots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P.
Shades of Aphrodite reviews
Hermione is sent back into time but she knows the cost of changing the future. In Paris, she hides in plain sight, staying away from temptation, but finds it increasingly difficult as DeathEaters and a certain Marauder won't leave her alone. SBHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,136 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Encounters reviews
A series of one shots. 2. HP xover. The Grangers encounter a darker sort of magic, long before Hogwarts.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006
Daisy Chains and Dementors reviews
The Ministry of Magic owes the Council some money, so Buffy pops by to gently persuade them to pay up.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete