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Author has written 34 stories for M*A*S*H, House, M.D., and Harry Potter.

Greetings!

I have loved to write since I was little and I consider it a great gift that I don't intend to waste. Apart from fan fiction I have dabbled a bit in poetry and made up a few stories of my own.

I am a slasher. That means I write a lot of stories that are based around same-sex pairings. If you have a problem with slash, don't read my stuff, it's that simple...really! You will achieve nothing if you flame my stuff just for the sake of it. Don't waste my time.

I guess that's all you really need to know about me at the present time. I hope you are enjoying my fan fiction as much as I enjoy bringing it to you!

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Anything's Possible by sillycucumber reviews
Harry knows now what he has to do. He's the only one who can. Everyone helps him out with the fulfilment of the prophecy, but he receives help from last person he would have ever expected, a relative long thought dead. AU DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 518,916 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Contract by DIY Sheep reviews
He laughed silently and hysterically: He was a human piano of pain. House the human piano of pain. It had a nice ring to it. Very dark: Strong HouseWilson friendship. Cuddy and Steve McQueen. Complete with DVD extras and missing scenes.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,151 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 2/13/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Of a Thursday by sydedalus reviews
House meets blood clot. A fill in for the infarction set in that time period and based on Three Stories. HouseWilson strong friendship. Hurt comfort, angst, drama. WIP. Please R & R.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,694 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 5/18/2005 - G. House, Stacy W.
Efficiency by Olive Drab reviews
Oneshot. There was only one person available to attend the meeting on efficient use of resources.....
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
When The Deal Goes Down by maddoggirl reviews
House sits alone, taking one pill at a time. Wilson will come. Spoilers up to and including 310.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/30/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Guitars and Video Games by sydedalus reviews
Some of the things House has lost over the years, or how video games came to replace guitars in House’s life. One shot. Character study. Gen.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/19/2006 - G. House - Complete
Because He's Not You by Captain Evermind reviews
Written as a series of vignettes detailing Hawkeye's comparrisons of Trapper and BJ as he struggles to understand the nature of friendship. No slash. Chapter 4 now up. Faith.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - BJ H., Trapper M.
Baptism of Fire by midnight-blue reviews
The chill in the air, pulling secrets from lungs like hot breath. Eventual CM
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,604 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Charles W., Margaret H.
The Girl He Left Behind by smithyfan reviews
A oneshot songfic set post final battle. Ginny waits for Harry to return and tries to cope with those she has lost. Set to Dido's Thankyou but can be read without the song, I just like it and think it fits them well! Pairing: HarryGinny obviously and impl
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
X Rated by TVJunkie1013 reviews
TrapperHawkeyeBJ. MAJOR SLASH! Hawkeye and Trapper get a new roommate. Canon has been changed. . .Frank is discharged, not Trapper. BJ is his replacement. Slightly AU and OOC. COMPLETE! Warning. . .Part 3 is rated NC17.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Hawkeye P. - Complete
Strong Enough by Lindsey Grissom reviews
When she was little it would be just a little extra pressure in her clenched fists, just enough to make tiny crescents appear on her palm... Karen just wanted the pain to finally stop. Hints of KarenGrace. Warnings inside.
Will and Grace - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 2917 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
We laughed, He cried, I never laughed again by Captain Evermind reviews
This stems from the idea that Captain Spalding was the one who wrote 'Suicide is Painless.' Near the end of the war, and still haunted by his memories of Hawkeye, Trapper remembers this song. Oneshot, no slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Trapper M., Hawkeye P. - Complete
He used to wear a yellow bathrobe by Captain Evermind reviews
After BJ leaves him without saying goodbye Hawk's thoughts return to the old times, and his former best friend. Through his memories of Trapper he reaches new insight about his relationships with several of the other characters. Oneshot, no slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Hawkeye P., Trapper M. - Complete
Contradictions by The Sarcastic Typo reviews
Sometimes things seem one way, but they’re really another. Beye slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Complete
Ribbons by Dostoevsky's Mouse reviews
Klinger finds something that belongs to Charles. Charles would be angry about it... if only he weren't so terrified. Season 8 or so. Charles x Klinger. Slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Charles W., M. Klinger - Complete
Goin' to California by trek-grrrl reviews
REVISED! Charles, OFC. In 1972, Charles goes to SF for a conference, meets up with BJ, Peg and Erin. Arriving in SF clouded by sorrow and melancholy, a chance encounter at Berkeley changes Charles' life forever. Oneshot. Please R&R.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2005 - Charles W. - Complete
Visions Of The Things To Be: ATC of GFA by trek-grrrl reviews
C,M POV of post4077th life, first year. This story is going to end with that special surprise from A Major Surprise. More First Year fics coming soon. Frank's next. Thanks to my readers and reviewers! COMPLETE.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,326 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Charles W., Margaret H. - Complete
Sparkling Blue by trek-grrrl reviews
C,M. ATC of 'Hot Lips Is Back In Town.' Winchester, Houlihan go to Tokyo for a conference. Days are strictly medical, nights are in the penthouse having fun. See note at end of Ch. 2 for future chapters, or link to Ch. 3 to 9 via my homepage. COMPLETE.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Charles W., Margaret H. - Complete
A Major Surprise by trek-grrrl reviews
C, M's developing relationship, and happenings prior to the Korean Armistice of 27 JUL 1953, with a surprise thrown in. Sequel to 'Sonnets in the Dark,' Prequel to 'Goodbye, Farewell and Amen.' COMPLETE. Please R&R.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,234 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Charles W., Margaret H. - Complete
Sonnets in the Dark by trek-grrrl reviews
C,M ship. Potter's at Battalion Aide, Winchester is in charge, a covert Chinese unit is thought to be in the area, blackouts are needed, Sidney and Flagg stop by...it's gonna be an interesting 3 days. COMPLETE. Please R&R.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,286 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Charles W., Margaret H. - Complete
Lingering by Lord Cellytron reviews
Klinger's promotion is just the beginning! Charles finds him annoying as ever... but a conversation leads to a bit more, and all the camp's abuzz. Slash!
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,996 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/28/2003 - M. Klinger, Charles W. - Complete
Our Story by Moonlit Seductress reviews
***FINISHED***Thanks for everything, people!
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,135 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 5/23/2003
Of Drinks And Dressing Gowns by Moonlit Seductress reviews
**SLASH** Well, sort of. Nothing graphic. The real reason that BJ is often seen in Trapper's old robe. A teeny bit of T/H. Sorry so short, but I laughed when I noticed the word count - I really didn't mean to do that...
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2003
Came To This Place by MoonAngel reviews
There was a man who came to this place
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2002
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Brother Where Art Thou reviews
SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS! One of the characters mourns the death of a loved one. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
A Series of Coincidence reviews
Loretta Burns, Frank's youngest daughter has just completed her first week of teaching in a new city. Whilst relaxing at a nearby bar she meets a strangely familiar woman. Fairly graphic femslash. Erin HunnicuttOFC. Oneshot.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
The Cure reviews
Wilson tries to think up ways to get rid of House's persistent hiccups. Oneshot. HW slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Cry Me A River Denial reviews
Wilson comes home from work to find House on the couch crying over...Finding Nemo? Oneshot. HW slash implied.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Birth reviews
Margaret and Charles celebrate the birth of their first child. Drabble.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Supply Tent reviews
HouseMASH crossover. House has Frank cornered in the supply tent. HouseFrank slash. Oneshot.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Complete
Late Night Telly With Greg House reviews
House has always loved watching MASH. Warning: slash, masturbation themes. Don't like, don't read. Drabble.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Complete
Too Far reviews
House begrudgingly attends a college lecture conducted by Charles Emerson Winchester. When he tries to stir things up, House gets a nasty reality check. HouseMASH crossover fic. Oneshot.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Tattoo reviews
House discovers something rather amusing about Wilson. Drabble.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Genius To Idiot In Three Cognacs reviews
After a night of heavy drinking, Charles admits his true feelings for BJ. Slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
Radar Knows reviews
Radar knows something secret about every past and present member of the 4077th...but he's not about to tell a soul. Implied slash, slight mention of suicide. Oneshot.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
Watching You reviews
Margaret has always watched Charles. In surgery, the Mess Tent, even in the Swamp. But she has never had the courage to confront him with her true feelings. Perhaps now it is too late. Oneshot.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Stolen Moment reviews
After a long, exhausting day of caring for the sick 4077th, Margaret wants nothing more than to go to sleep. That is, until Charles comes to apologise for his previous behaviour. Oneshot.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Happy Birthday reviews
Trapper pays Margaret a birthday visit. Oneshot.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Silent Night reviews
Post ep for 'Dear Sis'. After the unpleasant Christmas casualties, Charles tries to deal with the horrors he has witnessed. Margaret lends a shoulder to cry on. CM pairing.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
Gwendolyn Farrell reviews
Gwen has a crush on a certain Head Nurse and wants desperately for her to feel the same way. Femmeslash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Five Years Is A Long Time reviews
After five years of silence, Hawkeye and Trapper finally meet up. They quickly realise that things will never be as they were in Korea. HT Slash. COMPLETE.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,276 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
Come Home To You reviews
Set during 'Where There's A Will There's A War'. When Hawkeye goes to the front, Charles tries to comfort BJ whilst trying to contain his own true feelings. Slash
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
You're Beautiful reviews
Hawkeye sighed and closed his eyes, thinking back to that day 13 years ago. He knew just by looking at the Major that they would never get along. Unrequited HM Songfic.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes reviews
Not a day went by when I was a kid where I didn’t hear at least one person comment on how I got ‘Angela’s eyes’.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Nobody Likes Me, Everybody Hates Me reviews
Frank has lost the only friend he ever had in Korea. He never realised it would hurt this much. Takes place during the episode 'Margaret's Engagement'. Oneshot
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
I've Written A Letter To Daddy reviews
Frank's eldest daughter has written a letter to her father filling him in on what he's missing at home. Sister story to 'Confessions of a Broken Heart'.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Complete
Nightmares reviews
How many sleepless nights did it take to destroy Hawkeye Pierce? Too many...Character death.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
I Know It's Wrong But reviews
In the middle of Korea some people must take any sort of pleasure they can get. Charles is no exception...Slash
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Complete
Marriage Of Convenience reviews
Louise Young is about to marry Franklin Burns. These are her thoughts before the ceremony. Oneshot
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
Confessions Of A Broken Heart reviews
Frank's youngest daughter is waiting for a letter from her daddy and wondering why he never showed her much affection. Songfic.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Why They Became Doctors reviews
The title pretty much says it all. Certain events in our favourite doctor's lives made them what they are today, brilliant surgeons.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
Destined To Be Alone reviews
Hawkeye reflects on his life five years after the war...and he is not at all happy with it. Mentions of TH slash and suicide.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
7 Deadly Sins reviews
In a war zone, one can't help but commit the 7 Deadly Sins. Seven one shots for each of them!
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
I've Got A Secret reviews
Two doctors that were keeping secrets from each other are about to discover the truth. Chawkeye slash
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
I'm Always Here reviews
When Hawkeye receives some sad news from home, Trapper goes to comfort him with some unexpected consequences. Slash
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Drunken Encounters reviews
After a night of drinking, Hawkeye reveals his true feelings for Trapper John. Slash
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Adoration reviews
A ficlet about Trapper's musings over a certain someone. Slash
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
A Goodnight Kiss reviews
Hawkeye loves BJ, but does he feel the same way? BEye Slash
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Complete