bodacious.piratebabe
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Joined 08-05-05, id: 871450
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi everyone! This is bodacious.piratebabe, aka Amy :D


WIM is now complete! Yay! I got mixed reviews on the ending, but I have so many reviewers, and I love all of them so much (well, almost all of them... I really appreciate constructive criticism - I think it's great - but if you're going to post something just to be mean... all I have to say is "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all!"... you know who you are...). Anyhow, I'm set to get cracking on a new story, almost...
A little about me...

I'm 16 and going into my senior year of high school. I'm on the short side compared to Caucasians (I'm 5'4"-ish), but I tower over all the other Asian girls (cackles evilly). I think I'm pretty average in terms of height/weight/overall looks, but I've been told a wide variety of things - that I'm a stick (umm... no... and I don't even want to be one - no offense to the stick-people out there, of course...), that I'm fat (my 20-something year old cousin who just had a kid told me my stomach is bigger than hers, which it so totally IS NOT!), that I'm the prettiest Asian girl ever (yeah, right snorts), that I don't look Chinese (all I have to say to that is... erm...), etc., etc. I used to have that stereotypical long, stick-straight, glossy,flowy black hair that was always up in a ponytail... but then I got it permed (actually, I think it was called a body wave, but whatever), so it was long, flowy, glossy, wavy black hair that was always up in a ponytail... but then I chopped off 11 inches or so (HA! I bet you weren't expecting that, eh? lol). So yeah, now I have really short hair, and the other 11 inches is off somewhere, being made into a wig by the Locks of Love people. But enough about my hair, as fascinating as it is...


I absolutely love English/Literature, which is why I'm taking tons of writing classes at the local college. And, I suppose, that's also why I'm reading and writing at FanFic...

I got (drumroll, please...) 2320 out of 2400 on my SATs! I'm really excited, because now I can apply to some of the "better" schools and not get laughed at! Hehe...

And perhaps most importantly of all, I LOVE COLLEGE BASKETBALL! Particularly Duke... Hee.

I've been reading the stories here for a while now (well, not really, more like... not a very long time), but I just recently decided to join and try out writing.

Basically, I love all things Dramione.


Ah, yes, and a brief shout-out to Faint Hope, Flame of Night, and ParadiseNdarkness - I will love you three forever for being my first reviewers. :D
By the way, how pathetic is it that I have over 100 hits for American Pie, but only one review? In fact, for 3 stories, as of 2:24 pm on the west coast on 8/17/05, I have a grand total of 5 reviews. It makes me sad. :( But I'm happy that at least 5 people like me. :D
Hehe, I just saw The Dukes of Hazzard the other day... It was really funny.

Bo Duke: I'm never getting' out of this car again! I'm gonna eat in it, I'm gonna sleep in it, and I'm gonna make sweet love to it!
Luke Duke: You mean you're gonna make sweet love in it.
BoDuke: No, I'm gonna have sex with it.

Daisy Duke: You know what's gonna happen. They're gonna get caught and get thrown in jail. Then I'm gonna have to shake my ass at somebody to get them out.
Uncle Jesse: That's why we love ya, honey.


And I just have to put this on here - it's one of the most amusing things I've ever read:

“You are peer pressuring me into having fake sex with you, Draco Malfoy, and I do not appreciate it one bit,” she said as she sat on the bed indignantly.

That's from hermyandronforevr's story, How to Fake a Marriage. Everyone should read it - it's really good.


Hee... Anyways...
The Draco and Hermione Fairytale by hellakat reviews
Over the summer holidays, Hermione and Draco undergo an amazing, life changing transformation! Suddenly, they're gorgeous, redeemed and procreating like widdle bunny rabits! Let the clichés begin...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Accidentally In Love reviews
Misuse of a new ingredient for love spells causes Hermione and none other than Draco Malfoy to be, quite literally, accidentally in love. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
American Pie reviews
Hermione's done with school and she's moved to America to leave her past behind. What is it that she thinks is so important to forget? The appearance of someone she used to know may make it more difficult to ignore the past than she thought it would be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Undying Love reviews
One shot. Hermione meets an unlikely person during the night, but things have changed. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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