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A little bit about me :) I'm Becca, a student/writer residing in Canada, land of Terrance and Phillip! I can honestly say that most of my time is spent with either a pen or a book in hand = Other random interests of mine include baking, travelling and psychology.

Love : Rainstorms, showtunes, DeviantART (come visit me! XD ), slash, green, Wintergreen LifeSavers, animals, vegetarianism, French, Film Noire, Freud, old- fashioned typewriters

Yuck! : Math, Eggs, Migraines

Favourite Books: Little Women, Alice I think, Mother Goose, Wicked, Charlotte's Web, Le Petit Prince, anything by Sigmund Freud, all of the Oz books by L. F. Baum, Twilight, The Bell Jar

Favourite Plays/ Musicals: Seven Stories, Spring Awakening, Les Miserables, The Crucible, Romeo et Juliette, Rent, Macbeth, Cannibal! The Musical

Favourite Films: South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, The Letter, Sixth Sense, Girl Interrupted, Corpse Bride, Juno, Hard Candy, BASEketball, Meet Me In St Louis, The Wizard of Oz

Favourite TV Shows: South Park (hands down!!), MASH, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Ruby Gloom

Favourite Music: The Birthday Massacre, AFI, Blaqk Audio, Emilie Autumn, The Cure, Horrorpops, Tarja, Garou, Nightwish, showtunes!

Thank you to everyone who reads/reviews my stories. It really means a lot to me. (:

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An Angel With Broken Wings by The-Icon-Girl reviews
It starts with Kenny sitting on Cartman's doorstep. And where it ends is a secret. Rated T for later chapters. Kenny/Cartman. In Progress.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,748 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M.
Worlds Apart by eksley05 reviews
Sometimes you're just doomed. Butters/Cartman, Craig/Tweek, unrequited crushes. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,181 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
20 RANDOM ONE SHOTS! by DeadFuzz reviews
20 random one shots-some of the stories have: wendy/cartman, stan/kyle, cartman/kyle no slash, and a heap more ! Cartman/ Butters now up!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,261 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
A Cup of Bliss or Poison? by StarryEyedReader reviews
Our favorite couple make a mistake by a tender night and suffer their punishent but just as things start to go well again Edward finds out that Bertha had attacked a curious Jane and now Jane knows about her but not enough to refuse Mr.Rochsters proposa
Jane Eyre - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,077 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
The Need to Wear Flowers by youbstrds reviews
After his coming out, Stan's parents think life would be safest for their son in San Francisco. But how will he adjust? Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,463 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Not Just Hay and Straw by Gothic Lust reviews
Scarecrow's thoughts on Dorothy's departure as they wait for that one moment in the flower fields before the Emerald City of Oz. Inspired by Nami86's artwork on Deviantart. NOW WITH A SEQUEL Image art by Nami86.
Wizard of Oz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008 - [Dorothy G., The Scarecrow] - Complete
Christmas Shift by hakomakura reviews
Wilson has a late shift and House gives him a ride home.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Five Times House Babysat, and One Time He Didn't by GoddessofSnark reviews
But Mommy, I want to stay with Mr. Greg!" Cuddy rolled her eyes at the comment, of course her child would pick House over her. Of course she would. A bit of Huddy fluff. Heavy on the fluff, moderate on the Huddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Always by GoddessofSnark reviews
Reminiscing and pizza on an important date that Wilson almost forgot. House/Wilson slashiness.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Drabbles And Shorts by Rawxramen reviews
These are drabbles and shorts. I do warn there is slash so you know. But if you do read if please review to tell me how I am doing and make suggestions!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008
Requiem For My Heart by ayafangirl reviews
Cartman reflects remorsefully on his fast and furious relationship with Kyle, and how his actions towards Kyle as a child led to the ultimate heartbreak. Angsty KyCart kinda one-sided, kinda not. Alternative Ending up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Jasper's New Moon by kakes reviews
New Moon from Jasper's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Jasper
Fat by ayafangirl reviews
Cartman has become obssesed with losing weight...all for one reason. KennyxCartman. Kinda fluffy. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
All's Fair in Love and War by ayafangirl reviews
Cartman discovers his feelings for Kyle the same time Stan does. Can the confused redhead chose between friends? KylexCartman slight one-sided KylexStan
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
One Trick Pony by theartistformerlyknownas reviews
I honestly don't know why it was so weird with Kyle...He'd want to know why, if only for curiosity's sake, and probably wouldn't take "I was smashed and he was hot" for an answer. Jesus... Oneshot. Kenny/Kyle, brief mentions of Kenny/OC
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Shouldn't by theartistformerlyknownas reviews
Crying in hospital hallways isn't something Eric Cartman plans to make a habit. Seriously. Short drabblet. Cartman/Kyle, Cartman/Kenny if you squint.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Chemistry by mr. eames reviews
Kenny remembers dying Kyle’s hair, he remembers the chemicals, he remembers the reaction. Oneshot. Kenny/Kyle, Stan/Kyle and hints at other pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Tangled by ForeverRio reviews
Craig's up late trying to finish his last chance at passing chemistry. Tweek never sleeps because the gnomes will get him. The formers so worried about his report he lets the latter fall into a panic attack-now how's he gonna fix it? Creek drabble.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Go To Sleep by raymund reviews
-Oneshot- Creek friendship or couple, up to you! Tweek can't sleep, so Craig has to help. Crap summary, sorry!
South Park - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Dusty Rose by ayafangirl reviews
Oneshot: Cartman wants to impress Kyle by improving his kissing. Fluff CartmanxKyle
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Damnation by RurouniKon reviews
Pip's in trouble again, and it's Damien's fault. Damien/Pip Dip Yaoi.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
I Still Do by Jae-Zrock reviews
Because Hermione isn't as innocent as she seems, if Harry listens to what Draco says. Written because of ChapeauVert :D.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The List: The Part You Didn't See by Cinvxten reviews
They said he was number 11. I thought he was number 1. But who in their right mind would ever go out with a poor person like me? Kenny X Butters one shot rated T for language and suggestive themes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Daisies in the Snow by Otempora42 reviews
Wendy likes to pretend that everything is as it used to be, and nothing ever changes. Her growing feelings for Eric Cartman, however, cause her to rethink that. CartmanWendy, T for language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
A Cold Winter Evening by TripleS-18 reviews
KyleXCartman. Cartman goes to Kyle's home to seek warmth from the cold. Eventually this ensues Cartman to bother Kyle more often. But why? R&R Rated T for strong language, some violence and mild sexual content.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Because Of This by DragonRider13025 reviews
Craig stumbles into Clyde's window one stormy night and something just doesn't seem right about his friend. Can Clyde find out what's troubling him? Cryde, slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
The Tainted Glass by Kikyo Maaka reviews
After an incident at Kyle's house, Stan won't speak to Kyle. Even when Kyle gets Kenny to help out, he's also unable to get Stan to say anything. Has Kyle lost his closest friend for good, or is the whole thing just a horrible dream?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,727 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
I Dare You by eksley05 reviews
Sometimes a stupid dare is just what people need. Oneshot, 'Tophelovski.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Butters And Bradley – The Reunion by MyFallOutRomance reviews
Butters is sitting drawing in the park when he meets an old friend. Slash involved with Butters/Bradley as the main pairing.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Butters S. - Complete
A Lack of Color by mr. eames reviews
--"I'm going to kill myself." Stan went to the roof of his apartment building, one determined thought in his mind, and then the redheaded stranger ruined everything. Or maybe he was Stan's savior. "That's tragic, we've only just met." Oneshot Stan/Kyle AU
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Their First Kiss by The-Icon-Girl reviews
Stan and Kyle's first kiss, or what I imagine to be their first kiss. Heehee. Written from an odd POV that I can't quite name. Lol, if you read, a review is appreciated. Rated T for safety. Even though it probably shouldn't be. Lol.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
roses with black thorns by eliska reviews
I can't escape, and I don't want to. Poemfic. DamienPip REMOVED
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Pip P. - Complete
Creeps Me Out by Cherry Champagne reviews
My name is Kenny McCormick. I’m nineteen years old, a high school drop out, bisexual, and head-over-heels in gooey, reciprocated love with Butters Stotch. Which may be a little hard to tell, considering I’m currently ramming Bebe Stevens. *IMA ROBOT*
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Broken by eksley05 reviews
Tweek's heart is broken. The one person he cared about most seems to care the least about him... FINISHED.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,122 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Bedtime Tweekers by Zow-Katow reviews
Fluffy little Creek oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Coffee Flavored Rain by frizzy.writings reviews
Kenny thinks Tweek is pretty freakin' cute when he's spazzing; Tweek doesn't even know what to think, period. Slash, Craig/Tweek, Tweek/Kenny. T for Language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,634 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Goodbye Wendy by Hamster Fan reviews
Wendy breaks up with Stan again and he handles it very badly. It's up to his super best friend to snap him out of it. Style slash. Please R&R but No flames.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
100 Moods, 100 Stories by youbstrds reviews
A collection of short fics relating in some way to the relationship platonic, romantic or sexual between Stan and Kyle.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M.
I Loved You Once Before by Evie Antorcha reviews
COMPLETE! At 17, Stan begins to have disturbing dreams about him and Kyle. Unaware to Stan, his dream carries events that establish their relationship they have, and 'once' had. Slash Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,158 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
I do love you by NinetailedPanther reviews
Kyle has always loved Stan, does he know that stan loves him back, this is my first story let alone song fic, please be nice Style rated T to be safe for later chapters
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Have a Little Faith by KayTeeBeth reviews
Kyle is sick of religion and all the crap it brings, so he consults three very wise sources to come to a conclusion about his faith. Oneshot I threw together in boredom.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Kyle B. - Complete
Driving With Craig by Nappy reviews
Tweek doesn't twitch when he drives with Craig. Oneshot, severe fluff, Creek CraigXTweek , heavy slash. Rated T because it's South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Confessions of a Teenage Mother by Kana Ryouken reviews
This is one of the poems I made when I was going threw a pretty sad part of my life. I hope you like it and get inspiried from this!
Screenplays - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Sugary Sweet by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
On a morning as cold as this, Mark should opt for a nice hot breakfast to go with his coffee. Too bad his choice makes Roger question his sanity.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
La Belle Dame Sans Merci by Gaby Black reviews
A Bellatrix Black character sketch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Stigmatized by eksley05 reviews
Songfic. My first attempt at a KennyxKyle, rated T cuz, well, language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
My Collection of South Park One—Shots by The Pregnant Chad reviews
Whoo-hoo!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008
That's Enough by wondrous enigma reviews
ONESHOT! Harry and Hermione share a moment together in which they realize everything will be okay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fireworks by Eggroll91 reviews
Summary: When Craig, Clyde, and Token show up with fireworks, they decide their blond friend is deprived. Slight CraigxTweek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Happy Birthday by Loca Bambina reviews
Yet another collection of oneshots, this time in honor of each main character's birthday. Short drabble-type things.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008
Protection by RurouniKon reviews
Pip is an easy target, except when Damiens around. Yaoi Damien/Pip Dip ONESHOT
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Pip P., Damien - Complete
Eminent by Opal Roseblossom reviews
Nessarose explains her relationship with the Unnamed God and its importance. "I do his work. I do what he wants. Anything for him. I am his servant, his slave. I am not worthy of him, though I stand above the rest." A 100 word drabble.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
A Pure Beginning by iceprincessinfinity reviews
Kyle was sure Stan didn't feel the same way about him...that's why he was leaving notes, after all. But what he didn't expect was Stan falling in love with what he had written... Rated T for language and...other.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,135 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Miss Murder Choksondik by Victory Guy reviews
A parody song of Miss Murder by AFI about South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
Back of Her Mind by Autumn Way reviews
Spring Awakening. If her life is just the way she wants it, why does he haunt her thoughts?
Spring Awakening - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Ilse, Moritz S. - Complete
Why Drinking is Bad For You by youbstrds reviews
It all begins with a fateful bottle of vodka and a drinking game. Stan and Kyle create problems that they cannot keep hidden. Stan/Kyle COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,621 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Baby Talk by forever is never forever reviews
After her and Bleeker's fight, the Mark and Vanessa thing, Juno heads home. There in her room, she talks to her baby and confesses something big to the sea monkey. JunoBleeker. Oneshot.
Juno - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Celiac by Fletset reviews
Stan finds out he's allergic to wheat, and thus cannot eat his favorite cakes anymore. Kyle, seeing his distress, provides a solution. A Passover fic with a bit of Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Like Giants by ggfuatuiwwgiac reviews
A short one-shot based on the song "I Like Giants" by Kimya Dawson. Bleeker and Juno take a road trip.
Juno - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
World Spins Madly On by SpreadTheWord reviews
J/B one-shot We’re just muscle and skin and bones, but when we touch we’re so much more.
Juno - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Always by mr. eames reviews
I watch you while you sleep, Stanley Marsh. Oneshot, complete and utter fluff. Stan/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Oh, Lovely You by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
One shot Lemon for Stan and Kyle. : Kyle and Stan fight, Stan goes to apologize...sexy chaos ensues...MUAH HA HA HA
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Love is not Ours to Command by TheXYZ reviews
Eric Cartman finally realizes he is in love with a certain worshipped Jewish boy. But Kyle is already deeply in love with Stan, and that burns Cartman up. One day the anger gets the best of him. *THIS STORY CONTAINS BOYxBOY UNGRAPHIC RAPE*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by NinjaMatty reviews
CartmanStan - I wanted to be the reason he cried. I wanted to be the reason he hated life. I wanted to be the reason he wanted to put an end to his misery. I wanted to see crimson blood mar his flawless white skin. M for language and suggestive themes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
The Winner by Luna C. Starque reviews
A snapshot of Gregory and Christophe. Oneshot. Extremely short.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Sleepovers by SpiritLeTitan reviews
Kyle has a sleepover at Stan's house, and everything seems to be going normal, until Stan's parents suggest something odd...Stan/Kyle oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Haikus Suck by Otempora42 reviews
The kids work on an assignment. No pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Somewhere Somehow by soda-denial reviews
Stan/Kyle. An alternate scene to the one that happened in the Hybrid car episode, where Kyle was leaving.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Anywhere by squeex reviews
My first fanfic on here. Style. song Anywhere-Evanesence.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Let's Dance by I'm a Loser reviews
Kyle doesn't know how to dance, Stan is more than willing to show him how. StanxKyle Oneshot fluff
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
He Loves Me Not by Luna C. Starque reviews
Eric Cartman is in love, and has been for a very long time. He can't help it that his crush is the person he's supposed to hate more than anyone.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Oh, Bother by Michelle Berger reviews
As Kenny McCormick decends into a life of drinking and partying, Pip Pirrup is willing to do anything to stop him from turning into the drunken, drugged up rednecks like his parents. KennyPip, StanWendy, implied KyleKenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,958 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Kenny M., Pip P. - Complete
Prancing Through Life by Alex the Anachronistic reviews
A brief encounter of Snape from Harry Potter, and Fiyero from Wicked. Fiyero teaches Snape to 'dance' though life, but Snape can only 'prance'. Short story. Strange combination of reality and fiction. Don't try to understand it.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
The Best of All Possible Worlds by fishogynist reviews
There's yet another new nurse, and yes, she's got issues, a teddy bear, and a thing for Voltaire.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,316 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Radar O.
Drifters by Noah The Digital Dragon reviews
First fanfic, w00t! Feedback is appreciated. Oneshot, Style slash. Kyle has been acting strange, and Stan is wondering what's going on. Stancentric. Might be OOC, please tell me if so, I have no confidence in my writing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Salt by sweetfur reviews
StanKyle. Oneshot. Strong SLASH! Fighting and pain just make the sex better. PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Wedding Bells and Bomb Shells by AEM1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER! The gang travels to Mill Valley for Margaret and Hawkeye's wedding, but Frank doesn't want them to find happiness and will do anything to stop it
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,718 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Complete
Colour by SpamLord reviews
Eric deems himself unworthy of the one he loves. My fic for Timmy. Slash! ERIC x KYLE SLASH FLUFFY MUSH A CUSS WORD ONESHOT
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Les Miserables a la Disney by EriksOneVoice reviews
What would happen if Disney ever got its wholesome paws on our beloved Les Mis? One thing's for sure: it won't be pretty. But it will involve talking animal sidekicks.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
Christmas wishes by Sage Harper reviews
The gang write their letters to Santa.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
Blue Balls by Azu Luna reviews
Cartman took the last blue one and Kyle is determined to get it back, no matter what. You'll never look at gumballs the same way again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Truth or Dare by TDtheMagicMan reviews
Title is not what it seems. RATED FOR GRAPHIC CONTENT noncon, language, slash, violence. It’s like some kind of twisted addiction. Not even God will help me. And it’s cost me the only boy I ever loved.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Lovers by La Javert reviews
After a violent encounter with Montparnasse, Eponine has a personal epiphany while wandering the streets of Paris. Inspired in part by Tori Amos' song Blood Roses. Wrote this when I was sixteen, c. 1997.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Eponine - Complete
Act 3 Scene 2 by queeka reviews
Set before Act 4, Abigail visits Proctor in the jail one last time before she leaves Salem.. Read and Review!
Crucible - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2005
Bury me in the blue chiffon by Kooshball reviews
Klinger reflects on his attempts on getting out of the army. Short summary for a short fic. Leave a review, you know you want to...
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2005
The Harlot's Cry by BlackRosePoet reviews
A poem about the events in the play from the POV of Abigail
Crucible - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2005
Blank Sheet of Paper by Trivette Lover Heather reviews
Is BJ going to write that letter to Peg? TLHeather back from a long vacation, please read and review. Not too much here, short song fic.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2005 - BJ H., Hawkeye P. - Complete
The ups and downs in Beantown by cedarrapidsgirl78 reviews
Okay, the title sucks. It's hard to be creative, sometimes. A slightly strange story that took off on its own. Please R and R.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005
The Devil Smiles by EriksOneVoice reviews
What was Elizabeth thinking at the end of Act IV?
Crucible - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2005
Residual Damage by Djinn1 reviews
They're running from their pasts. Can they run to each other this time?
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,324 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H.
What's in the Poppet? by The Kilt Gals reviews
Cheever lifted up the poppet's skirt in shock, surprise horror, "Governor Danforth is never going to believe this..."
Crucible - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2004
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus by fren reviews
A song I made up for Faith plus 1. That Christian Hard Rock episode is to blame!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
The Confession of Frank Burns by Katie-Mariie reviews
On death row, Frank confesses to his eldest daughter on why he is there. Warning: slash, rape, murder, underage consesual sex.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Frank B.