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Joined 08-06-05, id: 872094
Author has written 4 stories for CSI, Harry Potter, and RENT.

Note, we changed our name from laplumesilente (the silent pen) to lapĂȘtesilente (the silent fart) because it is funnier and because Barry (the Pegasus)told us to.

To make this easier for y'all Jagqueen2's info will always be first, Starsa's will be second and if the Pegasus or Unicorn try to interrupt, they'll be in bold and italics respectively.

Names: Jagqueen2 and Starsa (Not our real names)

Occupations: Unicorn Wrangler (hey, watch where you put that saddle) and stay-at-home pyrotechnic (attagirl)

Shoe size: 10 and 4-8 depending on the shoe

Gender: We're both chicks

Relation: We're related

What we are wearing right now: smiles...and pyjamas (both of us are wearing pyjamas) The pyjamas are Fab-o-lous, especially Starsa's since they feature moi. No fair. Have you ever tried to find Pegasus Pajamas. It's always Unicorns.



Whalewatching from my bedroom, kittens, reading fanfiction for fandoms of which I know very little (like CSI), taking orders from Unicorns (you go girl, but I'm hungry, bring me the candy corn) drinking rootbeer in tents, floor apples, Science, David James Elliot, Mark Harmon,Ty Pennington, That Guy from CSI.


The TVbox! CSI, NCIS, JAG, MythBusters, and more! reading fanfiction, drooling over George Eads, Eric Szmanda, Gary Dourdan, William Petersen, Mark Harmon, David James Elliott and Bender. And a Three letter word that begins with A, ends with S, and has anotherS in the middle. I also think Jorja Fox and Pauley Perrette are mega-cool and should form a band.

That's us. Who said anything about being normal? Must have CAFFEINE. Thank you to all who have given us information about Lance. He has come home, and is safe. He even brought us caffeinated peppermints. What a good Centaur!

December 27, 2005 For some unexplained reason the account at angelfire has been deleted. We suspect it has something either to do with copyrighted material or the inapppropriate content on the site (they're cookies, people, not real!) We tried uploading the images to a photo albulm in case the formatting was a problem and I did not mention the name of the series that was being paradied, and eliminated links to this site. Does anyone know a way of getting a stubborn Dell laptop to boot?

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Jaywalking reviews
A jaywalking offense has bigger consequences than anticipated.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Complete
The Night that Pat Murphy Died reviews
The team investigate a mysterious death in the local tavern. Hilarity ensues. The author's note alone warrants a T rating.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,801 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Federal Election reviews
Bored of his life in Wizarding society, Harry decides to take on a new challenge: Canadian Politics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
CSI Gingerbread reviews
CSI never tasted so good. Please see author's profile for accompanying website which contain the images that are associated with this story.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Gil G., Conrad E. - Complete