Mademoiselle Obvious
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Joined 08-06-05, id: 872227
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Good Omens, Misc. Books, and X-overs.

June 21, 2007:

Right. Hello, groupies.

Well, I've been on summer vacation for almost a month now, and no stories are forthcoming.

Don't get me wrong, I've got ideas; I just am not writing, apparently.

The thing is, I've got an idea in mind, and it will require a lot of work--a whole series, made up of many stories--and I'm not sure I'm up to it.

I been playing lotsa DDR, and I've got to get a job at some point--and then nasty, nasty school comes back...But that's just me being lazy.

For the most part, I don't want to really start writing it because I'm afraid my writing skillz aren't up to snuff to give it the justice it deserves.

So while I map out the outline and angst over my skillz, I'll try to write some other fic to placate and such.

...And try not to get wrapped up in other's fics. XD

Anyways, I hope everybody's having a pleasant summer...

And now for a short (hopefully) profile...

Hi, my name is Nixter, and I'm addicted to fanfiction.

Likes: Humour, angst, realisticfanon!Harry, DDR, books, Professor Lupin, Snape, Dumbledore, Weasleys, Hellsing, Neil Gaiman, lame bands, fics, FUSE, SciFi, and Harry Potter knick-knacks.

Dislikes: Stupid!Harry, Malfoys, book!Harry (I know, it's odd), reality t.v., brownies, Sirius, txting, and ghosts.

OTP: Snape/Harry

Fandoms of choice: Harry Potter, Firefly, Pirates of the Caribbean, Neil Gaiman junk, Batman Begins, and, when possible, 28 Days Later.

Yeah, what fun that was. Enjoy it.

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Unforgivable Promises by Aethen reviews
With the Death Eaters becoming bolder and Voldemort's power on the rise, Harry must learn just what it takes to fight for the people he loves. Takes place directly after OotP. SLASH - HPSS No binding charms, no creature mates, no comical potions disasters that leave Harry and Severus stuck together, just time and a little understanding. AU from end of OotP on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 146,237 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 4/28/2004 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
In This World For You by SnapesFavorite reviews
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 204,033 - Reviews: 3138 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 3,311 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Pure Poison by Shadowed-Seraph reviews
Poisons don't have to come in a liquid form, sometimes you form them yourself What happens when the burden of the light becomes too much for Harry to Stand? HPSS SLASH WARNING WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,273 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Severus S., Harry P.
Born To Be Wild by Sailor Grape reviews
HPSS slash:: Getting caught in the rain, Harry is offered a ride from a stranger that turns out to be no stranger at all. So ensues rampant fluffiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Despite Differences by writerslive reviews
Harry's never been what you'd call normal. Now, with a ridiculous, embarrassing teenage crush on his sexy potions professor, he knows he'll never be normal again. If only that were his biggest problem. WARNING: SLASH. No likey, no ready.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,425 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
As You Wish by Darth Stitch reviews
A Snarry Fairy tale. This is a spoof of the Princess Bride. HPSS slash. UPDATED again!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,775 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Colt by Claggart reviews
Nothing about Harry is normal. Even for a centaur, his visions are scarily powerful. His attraction to the lone centaur Severus is also highly unusual. His journey to find answers is just beginning. REVISED AND REPOSTED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,427 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Tread Softly by Dius Corvus reviews
“I am Jonathan Frost. I was Voldemort and Tom Riddle. I was also Harry Potter.” After the final confrontation with Voldemort, Harry finds himself changed and thrown back into the time of the Marauders and Severus Snape. SSHP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 182,436 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Cinderman's Kiss by A-Spirit reviews
SSHP Slash. For as long as he lived Harry was never going to forget the sight of those black eyes in pain. The light hit Snape from the side as he turned in it to face the boy he had protected so many times before. And it looked like he was melting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,728 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Vampirefic by Avery Likelytale reviews
Snape has a secret...a secret he aims to take with him to the grave...in a figurative sense, of course, because he's already dead. But what happens when Harry finds out? SNARRY VAMPIREFIC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Teacher's Pet by Cobalt Violet reviews
“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,430 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Fourth Year by Caligryphy reviews
SnapeHarry, HBP compliant. Snape is Harry's prisoner. An unforeseen event changes their relationship. Or has it already been changing?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,037 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Prometheus Bound by Dius Corvus reviews
Harry survives an unbearable summer and returns to Hogwarts to learn secrets about himself that he really could have done without. He’s lost his sight, all illusions about his parentage, and now will he lose himself? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,430 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter starring in Dead Until Dark by LenJade reviews
AU. Slash. No magic. Harry turns 18 and runs to the city to live free and away from his oppressive relatives. But he's only there a week when he runs into trouble! Set in Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Another Day at Wayne Manor by WormmonABC reviews
Short BruceJonathan drabble 295 words. Guess who Alfred stumbles upon?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2005
You knew I was a wizard by Viscountess Babbles-On reviews
Harry comes back from the summer holiday in a decidedly different condition to which he left. WARNING: MPREG and slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,165 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 260,290 - Reviews: 3567 - Favs: 4,913 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ginny W. - Complete
Salir by Batsutousai reviews
Thrown back in time by Lord Voldemort, Harry must adapt. Who should he befriend, and fall for, but the man who sent him back in time himself. –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, noHBP– EDITED 25/01/09
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,092 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Fourteen Fathoms by Vain reviews
Repost - Snape discovers something disturbing about Harry and acts . . . like Snape. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Abracadabra by Lyricality reviews
SLASH, Adult CharlieWonka COMPLETE Eight years after that fateful day in February, Charlie has finally learned how to want. Based heavily on the look of the future Burton film and the chronology of both Dahl’s books. Depp is Wonka.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
Hush, Sweet Harry by Gold-Snitcher reviews
SSHP Post-war. After an attack, Harry is badly hurt and is sent back to the Dursleys to recover. Protest comes from a surprising source, and a discovery restores hope. An unlikely pair forms out of unfortunate circumstances.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,533 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 3,523 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Szajha by Calliopiea reviews
Experimental - Voldemort defeats Harry Potter and takes the boy into his service (Slash, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,596 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Confederacy of Victims by JiM1 reviews
Harry Potter is preparing to leave Hogwarts. he has a few things to say first. Note: not for Dumbledore lovers. Good people have to take the consequences of their evil actions, too. "Sorry" isn't always enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Lest I Wither by JiM1 reviews
An adult Harry needs Severus to save him from more than just a dose of untraceable poison. Slash. New chapter: Strategy, Ron Weasley and domestic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,083 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
Hands by Ithilwen C. Malfoy reviews
Harry has nearly always had an obsession with hands’ which he and Severus explore with the help of a Florentine masterpiece. Slash. High R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Obsidian Rhapsody by Cobalt Violet reviews
This man was seduction personified. Sirius Black, a top agent for Lord Voldemort. Remus Lupin, an auror unwillingly sworn to save the fallen man. When a chance meeting throws them together, a dance of seduction begins.AU SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,712 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mortal Coil by Els-chan reviews
Rated for suicide themes and language. Is officially slash. Chapter 25 up. Hearing voices and making up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,068 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Blood by Artemis Luna Diana reviews
Harry is swept away from Hogwarts and finds himself falling into a seductive darkness, yet all he really wants is to go home... SLASH HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,004 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 11/25/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Through the Blissful Meadows Go by Ithilwen C. Malfoy reviews
COMPLETE. SSHP In the aftermath of the final battle Harry and Snape find common ground. Featuring: Twisted!Harry, Brooding!Snape, and Shakesperotica. Darkfic, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,931 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2004 - Published: 12/21/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Gambler's Lucky Streak by Ithilwen C. Malfoy reviews
Harry and Snape are trapped at the mercy of Lucius Malfoy. What doyou do when you have 45 minutes left to live? You learn to dance... Not a happy fic. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Requiem by Stylophile reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Azkaban is cruel to him, but the thought of one person keeps him sane. This is a lamentation of a nightmare, because nightmares are preferable to reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Season of Healing by Dien Alcyone reviews
This fic has been discontinued. The author offers her sincere apologies and thanks to all the fans who continue to express interest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,834 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 8/27/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
Move Beside Me by Ithilwen C. Malfoy reviews
An obsession leads Harry Potter, in his seventh year, and Severus Snape into a twisting tale of infatuation, discovery and danger. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,208 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/6/2003 - Published: 1/7/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Teach Me Tonight by Nymphean reviews
A funny little Snarry ficlet, featuring Lecherous!Snape and EvilTease!Harry. Snape does some Harry-watching in detention, and Harry decides to teach Snape a few lessons of his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Payment Due by Yxonomei reviews
Harry learns the price of Snape's allegiance to the Order. (SSxHP, SLASH, dubious consent, post Voldemort, dark!Snape--'he's not misunderstood, he really is that cruel')
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Walking Shadow by Yymeatha reviews
Post OotP. Slash SSHP. After the events of his fifth year, Harry tries to put the past behind him, but Snape seems intent on digging it up again. When illusions begin to shatter and hope fragments, how will they cope?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/12/2003 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Pretty Boy by Hogwarts Dropout reviews
Pretty Woman HP/SS style! You're going to love it, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,999 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
What Friends Are For? by AwHumanityNo reviews
An unwillingly pursued Severus tests the limits of the saying ‘that’s what friends are for’, with some interesting results. SSHP slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
From the Rose, Comes the Thorn by Calliopiea reviews
The sequel to "Bound" (Harry Potter/ Tom Riddle slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,308 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 1/21/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort
Love and by Nymphean reviews
Sirius give Harry a lesson in beliefs. Big-time S/H. If you take offense to mockery of religion, this is not for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Paradox of Existence by DragonLight reviews
COMPLETE On Assignment for Dumbledore in the past, Harry sees his lover from an unexpected perspective. That of a teacher. HPSS SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,029 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To Crash and Burn by Ithilwen C. Malfoy reviews
Harry helps Remus find a way to keep the wolf at bay, and it nearly destroys them both. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Art of Necromancy by Artemis Luna Diana reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts to spend the summer. Out of sheer boredom, he scours the library for books to read and stumbles across a book that will change his life… SLASH HPSS - ON HOLD FOR REVISION -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,612 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 4/6/2003 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Inhibitions by Hogwarts Dropout reviews
Harry's past is well known...or so everyone thought. All the sudden, Harry's Grandfather is back to claim him, and awaken his royal vampire blood. As the new Vampire Prince, Harry finds he has a postion of power, and one Severus Snape completely at his me
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/8/2003 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Tis the Season by Nymphean reviews
Harry reflects on the Christmas Eve when he and Severus first found each other... fluff and comedy abound in this short, sweet christmas story. Happy Holidays!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Je Te Plumerais by Nimori reviews
SLASH. A caged bird will sing, if only to conserve his spirit. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Worth a Thousand Words by ashedraven reviews
Ever thought about what could happen if someone took a picture of Harry and Snape...and then made it move? Something interesting that Harry and Co. never imagined. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/26/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Bound by Calliopiea reviews
Harry Potter finds out that he's been bound to someone for life . . . (Harry Potter/ Tom Riddle Slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,763 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 1/21/2002 - Published: 12/23/2001 - Harry P., Voldemort
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War War, Makes Folks Poor reviews
Severus contemplates life, death, and war in the midst of the Last Battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
What They Didn't Tell Him reviews
AU. What if there was more to the prophecy? What if everything Harry had come to believe in was untrue? VoldyHarry slash. FINALLY FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,885 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast reviews
AU. Basically what the title says. It is the story of beauty and the beast, done Harry Potter style! Yes. SSHP slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Severus S., Harry P.
Of Owls and Wizards reviews
A drabble from the end of 'Of Mice and Men' done HP style. I kid you not. Features hickish!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Grim reviews
Snarry. Harry gets a tattoo. A magical tattoo. Something...strange happens to it, and Harry must fight against it. That's right. Fight a tattoo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Worms are Hermaphrodites reviews
At the end of the last battle, two people meet and greet and take a seat. More stuff happens, and then there is an end. It is also Snarry, with some MPREG thrown in for good measure. Yay MPREG! No connection to the title at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What Do You Mean! reviews
ON HIATUS.When Adam comes avisiting, there's only one person that Aziraphale can call to save him: Crowley. Duh.. But..What happens when Crowley slips up and says something he shouldn't have..? !
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 9/2/2005
Some Sorting Hat Songs reviews
Just a few poems I wrote for the Sorting Hat. There's only two, they're really short, and they are sonnets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Towel of D00m reviews
OOCness. In this exciting story, Harry Potter must face his greatest rival yet: a towel. Will he persevere and come out unscathed? And what about Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The One reviews
Who is the real The One? This probably will not help you figure that question out, but it is slightly amusing.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Complete
Call of the Wild reviews
Mystic and Rider by Sharon Shinn A short drabble about Donnal's life after the journey.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Complete
Pervy Old Man reviews
AU. SnapeHarry. Odd, creepy ficlet. Dumbledore invites Harry and Snape to a meeting in his office. Creepy ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Soon reviews
ANGST ABOUNDS. I think. Just a little suicidal fic about Harry. Because we all love depressed Harry. Reference to SnapeHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
How Much is that Doggy in the Window reviews
Very AU. SiriusRemus. When Remus wanders into a pet store, he meets a mysterious black dog. Who is it! couh Really hard to figure out, neh?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Beauty Comes and Goes reviews
NOT LIKELY TO BE UPDATED.Yet another story where Harry becomes Snape's assistant. I can't think of anything to say about it... Eventual SnapeHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.