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Author has written 25 stories for Harry Potter, Charlie Bone, O.C., and Supernatural.

Female, Seventeen, New Zealand.

Me as an Author:

Well I have a few stories they touch on The O.C, Charlie Bone and Replica fandoms. I have also drilled myself into a snug corner of the Harry Potter fandom.

YAYS FOR RANDOM CLEANOUT OF STORIES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I write a range of genres, but usually you'll find that they've got comedy in them as that's my prefered genre to both write and read.

Also to those lovely people that happen to read my fanfictions, I apologise profusely for the old, old stories that have shit grammar...Not my best grammar but some of them are still my best stories. Well in my opinion anyway XD Why don't I fix the grammar, you ask? Can't be arsed to be honest...With 150 000 words archived, I just don't have the time and paitence to go over all of them with a fine tooth comb. :P

Incomplete Story Status:

To be entirely honest with you, I've been really slack lately like I've stated above...and really can't be bothered with most of my stories, and I hate to be a cow, but I probably won't go back to Wake up I miss you (Replica) or Operation: Uncle Vernon or Please Tell Me You Are Joking. These have all reached dead ends or I'm not happy with how it was going/couldn't be fucked.

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Wolfgang by Lemo reviews
After the events of GoF, Harry finds himself finally gaining the one thing he never really had; a family. Sure he had to be bit by a six year old werewolf to find them, but family's family, right? Slash, werewolf!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,524 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P., OC
I'm Afraid You'll Go by CheesyGoom reviews
A meeting in the street can turn into a lifelong love. HPDM. Rated T for boyluff and language. Some abuse and suicidal thoughts. Cutting is a maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,281 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Thank You by Lemo reviews
OneShots. HarryDraco. First: Post War, no HBP. A short friendship becomes more one night in the Astonomy Tower. Second oneshot has become it's own fic : MM Slash Yaoi etc T for boyluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Chinese Room by ty.soglasna reviews
hpdm slash. Absolute silliness. Featuring whiny!Harry, misinformed!Draco, a detention, a misapprehension, and a series of confrontations that may or may not have gone badly ... you get the idea ... caution: swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,964 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tedium by Arid Tundra reviews
Oneshot. When you're cooped up in a car together, boredom can become a very dangerous thing
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Sammie Rae: School Daze by SciFiNutTX reviews
Sammie Rae is in public school for the first time. Her English teacher thinks something is strange about her family, her friends are a little odd, Dad is being overprotective, and Uncle Sam is dating? Ch36 up. Complete
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,159 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cursed Videotape akaThe Ring3 by J.A. Stevens reviews
The Original story that started it all! What happens when a tape that kills you in 7 days gets into Hogwarts! The first chapter's not that funny SO READ THEM ALL! Rated for Sex related themes, language, and improper use of the word wand. CH 7 UP! REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Complete
What Have I Got Myself Into? by Kissmeslowly reviews
“Whoa! So your telling me that we are going to have this…thing in our house?” Hermione had finally got her senses back. “Hermione!” “Mum, I will not have him here! He is awful and rude and selfish and…” “Still here you know” Draco waved a hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,335 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dream Weaver by andwalkoffstage reviews
Sam has interesting dreams, dreams that sometimes come true. Wincest, Slash, be warned.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Puppy Dog Tails by Justice of the People reviews
Set preseries, Sam 11 and Dean 15. Sam gets a few cuts while out with Dean and John. Dean patches up his little brother's wounds. Mild hurtcomfort, rated for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Sam and Dean's Movie Date by atrum infractus reviews
Not Wincest just a funny little oneshot of a movie marathon with the Winchesters. Fluff, and all things cute.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Kiss by boogityboo reviews
Phil and Keely have to act out a scene from Romeo and Juliet. The catch: a kiss in front of the entire class.
Phil Of The Future - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,524 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006
Dirty Little Secret by GeminiStarGrl16 reviews
What if Viola's nighttime bicep gropes didn't go so unnoticed by a sleeping Duke? An AU story based on a comment made during the deleted dance scene.
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006
He's Not You by fraidy bat reviews
Olivia reflects on everything that's happened since Viola Hastings, in one form or another, entered her life. ViolaOlivia, ViolaDuke, SebastianOlivia implied. Chapter 8 is now up, and the story is complete.
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,065 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Ramblings by I am a Banana reviews
In which Lily fears for her sanity, Remus tries to ignore the little voices in his head, James drools over an obviously oblivious Lily, and Sirius sits back and laughs at them all. The Marauders, life, love and the utterly stupid things they did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,204 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Remus L., Lily Evans P.
Window View by angels-slayer-lol reviews
The long awaited sequal to 'Finding Nemo'. Ryan and Seth take a 3 month holiday. yes it's SLASH! Deal with it!
O.C. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Ryan A., Seth C.
Noodles by HPOD sufferer reviews
If I could have one thing it would be a bowl of noodles. It's quite a struggle, but my ultimate aim. Yes I, James Potter, would like to taste some noodles, Korean ones.I need the culture.Ok, I admit it...it because Lily likes them too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Drone and Drabble by HoTpInKaNdBlAcK reviews
Sandy knew. Kirsten knew. Caleb, albeit reluctantly, knew. Their on-again-off-again girlfriends couldn’t deny it, and Zack… well, Zack knows more than anyone. So why can’t the two lovebirds see what’s right in front of them? SethRyan
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Ryan A., Seth C.
Will You Go Out With Me? by HPOD sufferer reviews
Story explaining how Harry's parents finally got together in seventh year.Marauders Era.bit wacky they get to see the future!Desperate James,Sirius and a confused Lily.....Totalli oneshot.overrated..probably siutable for just K
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Welcome to the Dark Side by oldschool-ladyrocket reviews
[Slash] Seth thinks about kisses. Ryan has no idea. And the Dark side has cookies and small boyboy action.
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Seth C., Ryan A. - Complete
Christmas Spirit by Twinflower reviews
Summer proves something to Marissa.
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Seth C., Ryan A. - Complete
Finding nemo by angels-slayer-lol reviews
Ryan and Seth come to terms with their feelings but is it enough to make either of them stay Set during 'The ties that Bind' Slash
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Seth C., Ryan A. - Complete
An Itch Only Harry Potter Can Scratch by kmou reviews
Draco Malfoy has an itch that only Harry Potter can scratch. H/D Slash! Complete. Crackfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
MisMatchmaker by GeminiEmerald reviews
Dobby decides he can help Harry with his romance problems, with predictable Dobby results. Slash HD COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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If I Took Over Hogwarts reviews
One Shot. Basically all the crazy things that should have been done ages ago. . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Hitchhiker reviews
Why are men disappearing into the night only to be found half mauled in their crashed cars in the Brinceton area? Definately not a series of road accidents . . . Well not the kind the police are familiar with. Dean and Sam however. . .
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Sam W., Dean W.
Barry Saucepan and the Random Intermission reviews
Barrys back once more for another adventure along with his kick ass buddys.Oh and Don'll be there too...But this time round, there's a new guy on campus, Charlie.Why was he sent to see Barry?And by who?And why does Lemo have her heart set on a threesome?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007
In the Shadows reviews
Charlie Bone is attending another year at Bloors, but things are starting to change with the arrival of two new endowed sisters and a long lost Bloor child, whose a little...Disruptive to say the least.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,284 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Complete
Operation: Vernon Dursley reviews
Harry has had enough of his horrible Uncle Vernon, so he decides to travel back in time to fix the problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D.
You're All Invited reviews
One shot.Tyler hosts a party and NO ONE is allowed to know who anyone else is until the end of the party.Which makes Spin the Bottle a little more scary...RyanSeth slash.First O.C fanfic, bear with me!
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Ryan A., Seth C. - Complete
Barry Saucepan and Co Before Hogwarts reviews
Check out you favourite Barry Saucepan Stories! hehe funny paragraphs by myself and Lemo the Lemon about the characters a year before they came to Hogwarts! Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
Barry Saucepan and the Escaped Maniac reviews
Complete!FOLKS!IT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!Barry Saucepan goes to his third year at Hogwarts,with Lemo and co.But how will he sleep at night knowing a crazy maniac from the wizard jail is after him?Well...Uh...Who needs sleep?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,621 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Complete
Forward To The Past reviews
Harry goes back in time & finds himself back in his parents forth year.Of course his parents don't know that he's their son.Will Harry steal James's lime light?How will Lily react to Harry Smith the exchange student..from the 21st century?Sequel out now
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,399 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Back in the Future reviews
One shot sequel to Forward to the Past.The Daily Prophet report on how Peter Pettigrew was caught and Sirius Black was proved innocent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
If I Was JK Rowling reviews
Ever read the Harry Potter books and wished it had turned out differently? Well I have so I'm rewriting those parts that annoyed me for days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006
A to Z of Hogwarts reviews
Harry, Hermione and Ron are on the Hogwarts Express for their seventh and final year.Trying to keep theirs minds off other things they take a trip down memory lane, going in alphabetical order...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
Storytime With Sirius reviews
One Shot. Sirius reads baby Harry a story Sirius style. Luckily Lily's there to keep watch. . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Sing For The Moment reviews
WELCOME TO HOGWARTS FIRST IDOL! ! ! Listen to the choosen finalists from each house, draco, cedric, cho and hermione battle it out to be crowned the hogwarts idol! ! !One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
When It Rains reviews
One Shot. That fateful night when voldemort struck.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events reviews
Harry encounters a number of problems after being turned into a mouse...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Prongs Tries Fails reviews
James tries and tries again to get a date with Lily. How many times will he get hit, yelled at and will he ever get the girl? Read and find out! Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 11/4/2005 - James P. - Complete
Barry Saucepan and the Unnecessary Sequel reviews
The Chamber of Smells.Dum Dum Duuuuuuuuuuuuuum!Barry Saucepan is at his second year of Hogwarts.SAME MENTAL CHARACTERS YOU KNOW!MORE CRAZY HAPPENINGS!Barry, Don, Mione, Lemo, Andy, Andrew, Emo and Of course Winston go on more crazy Adventures!Check it out
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 34,422 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Complete
Draco Goes for Potter reviews
Draco decides he's gay and attempts to flirt with Harry. Unfortunately Harry's Stupid. Will he ever get it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tancred Meets a Friend reviews
Yea, I know.Unimaginitive title.Anyway that aside...Tancred's felling moody and upset, that's when he comes to meet Elizabeth, a girl with the same talent.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
What they do in their spare time reviews
What do the people from the Harry Potter series do in their spare time? Read and find out! Please REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
Barry Saucepan and the Ugly Rock reviews
COMPLETED! It's Harry Potter one just twisted up and tipped upside down! New crazy characters! Random Happenings! Good, if you have an unusual sense of humor! C'mon! Come read and review! I LOVE REVIEWERS! R8d T because I have a swearing problem
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 36,265 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pickle reviews
Harry's rather small adventure that involves a brief apperance of rubber chickens. note: This story ACTUALLY has NOTHING to do with Pickle! hehe! anyway review like good pickles! Now...where's the catorgary for Attempted humor?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
What Lies in the Shrieking Shack reviews
Includes: Horror, no swearing. My friends and I created it in English class! ABSOLUTELY crazy! Really shows why you should never let a group of crazy teenage gals get hold of a piece of blank paper...The only scene, may disturb
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Ron Weasley 007 reviews
Short story about Ron's revenge...What does he get his revenge over you ask? Read the story to find out! Please R & R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
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