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Author has written 39 stories for Beyblade, Final Fantasy VII, South Park, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.

命鎖結 這思念 淚洗面 何人憐
鏡中花 水中月 到頭來斬不斷戲言

disclaimer: i do not own any characters appeared in the stories below, and do not condone improper use thereof. i do not condone real-life violence, rape, or warfare as portrayed fictionally in my stories.

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Fun with Former Vikings by Reverberating Winds reviews
Brothers that are too awkward to even stand next to each other, husband and 'wife,' and that one guy that drinks a lot. The Nordics couldn't be any more different. And neither could the situations they get themselves into. [2014 rewrite in progress]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,948 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Even In Dreams by Society's Cavity reviews
Darkhearted Damien has been haunting Pip's dreams for nearly nine years, and Pip is bent on ending the nightmare. However, when the two are finally reunited in an explosive encounter, Pip realizes he needs a lot more closure than previously thought.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,795 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Pip P., Damien
House of Flies by crackberries reviews
It's either his mind or an outside disturbance that's thrown Matthew Williams off balance, and for the sake of his own self he hopes it is the former.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,248 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Losing You by Brat-Child3 reviews
After falling for Kyle, whose heart is already taken, playboy Kenny becomes the only link of communication between Stan and Kyle: The living and the dead. -Full summary inside-
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,422 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Fara í Víking by Erandir reviews
AU - The Nordics, as a crew of space pirates, learn of a mythical treasure hidden amidst the ruins of the long dead civilization of Asgard and head out on an epic journey through many trials. SuFin DenNor. Longer summary within.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,066 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark
Definition: Life by Warui-Usagi reviews
After a seemingly permanent seperation from Ian, Wanda is all the more overwhelmed by her emotions and their control over her body. Now, trapped under the constant scrutiny of Comforters and Seekers, she tries hard to hide her secrets…with no real sucess.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,572 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O.
Of Silence and Thievery by Gecko Osco reviews
Arthur had a voice, a good one, but it's been stolen from him and he's prepared to do everything he can to get it back. Even traversing across the world with a bunch of lunatics who have a leader who just might be his hero after all. USUK, minor others. Cover Art by NoximillianRaven.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 159,571 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/9/2010 - England/Britain, America
Glitter Freeze by ZAFO reviews
CRACK —oneshot/twoshot entries— The new international exchange students cause a ruckus at Hogwarts; though no one could really say that they didn't like them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,046 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., America
Reap And Sow by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
Hey Bunny fans-Miss me? CHAPTER FOURTEEN IS HERE! Kenny, in the midst of terrors and horrors and general badass-ory, is doing his best to save Butters. You'll be surprised by what awaits our hero this time... !Warning: Sitting on the Edge of the Seat Can be Dangerous, So Buckle Up for this Tolkien-Inspired Ride!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,469 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Kenny M., Butters S.
The Heart of Europe V1 by Tzrema reviews
Austria and Hungary deal with rising tensions in their empire, and fear of nationalism is making them take some radical moves, which in the end undermine them and their empire as WWI breaks out. But that isn't the end for Czechia and Slovakia.Details in.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 10/9/2010
with twilight as my guide by cherrygemini reviews
three students are picked to attend an academic fair just a few states over. when things take a turn for the worst and they end up lost, they must work together alongside a kind stranger to find their way back home. if they can even make it out alive.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Liechtenstein, Iceland
Pangaea by RobinRocks reviews
*Manifest your destiny* On the eve of the outbreak of the Second World War, England and America disappear. From history. UKUS/USUK with GerIta, RussPruss, Franada et al. Cowritten with Narroch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 81,141 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/3/2010 - America, England/Britain
The World Drops Dead by kc creation reviews
For Izaya, there is nothing fun about a toy that cannot be manipulated. young!Izaya-centric
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Izaya O. - Complete
Gifts and Curses by PachucaSunrise reviews
Butters thought he knew exactly what he was getting himself into when he signed up to be Mysterion's sidekick. He just wasn't prepared for Kenny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,654 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Chopsticks by The Tox reviews
Twilight Parody. Hong Kong moves to daddy England in the little town of Forks. There he meets a cute pale boy, Iceland, and they can't help but... fall in love? But there's something off about Iceland... and his family of blonde pale hotties. HK/Ice main.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,264 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
The Truth in Shards by barefoot11 reviews
Matthew knows, that at the end of this long journey, he'd have Alfred to thank. His brother had been the one to ditch him, after all, and that's what had started the whole mess. Human names used, AU, eventual Prussia/Canada, others
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,030 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Consequences to the Grave by lizoftheinfinite reviews
The final battle between heaven and hell is coming, and Christophe has to choose a side. M for graphic violence and Christophe's mouth. Mild slash. Completed!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 158,608 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Christophe, Damien - Complete
Oath by crackberries reviews
To take care of those who need help, even if you do not care. Because it doesn't matter if the world has gone to hell; you are the doctor and they are your patients.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Austria, Russia - Complete
A Baser State of Nature by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
"Oh, Grandmother! What big teeth you have," Izaya murmured and finally glanced up to meet the wolfman's eyes, mouth curled into a silky-smug smirk.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,262 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Tyrant Grim by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
Every person has their own personal Boogeyman. Izaya's just happens to be Death.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
A Stranger Country by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
It's a long, slow journey to awareness for someone who is so willfully blind. But, eventually, sight will come.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,336 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Crass by Ros3bud009 reviews
Written from a prompt by tiniestderp for Ned/Aus with a kink for fancy clothing and dirty talking.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Austria, Netherlands - Complete
St Elsewhere by crackberries reviews
Misery loves company and he finds his in the form of a hitch hiker he picks up early one morning.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
The Danish Mermaid by Shatterdoll reviews
In which the 'mermaid' is a merman, the prince is a jerk, the merfolk are warmongers, and alcohol is of more interest than true love. A fairy tale. Nordic and Germanic central. Slight romance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,498 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Denmark, Norway
Log of the End of the World by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
I don't care what the cover of this book says in fancy golden script, because it's lying. This is not a diary. This is a log about the ending of the world." Everything breaks, even Nations, but their words remain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,630 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
The Curse of Mortality by Caelice reviews
Kenny finally dies for the last time in a car accident, but the suspicious circumstances leading to his death are linked to his new best friend Damien, and it's only a matter of time before the secret is exposed. DamienKenny, Style, Creek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,812 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kenny M., Damien
Correspondence by crackberries reviews
For a change, Canada visits Prussia, and for a change, everyone notices him. Unfortunately, 'vacation' and 'relaxation' have never gone hand in hand
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,001 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Trials and Tribulations of a Teutonic Lover by GoxHaya reviews
For someone so self-centered, Prussia has a serious problem understanding his feelings. With the help of Spain and France, will Gilbert be able to get in touch with his heart? Germancest Germany x Prussia with a side of Spain x Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 162,141 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Emotions by Ros3bud009 reviews
Filled for the prompt: "Sex with more of a focus on the emotion between the two rather than the actual sex." Netherlands/Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Prussia, Netherlands - Complete
All The Young Dudes by Bassomatic reviews
When the boys start their senior year of high school, they think their problems are almost over. So, naturally, it's the most messed-up year of their lives. Eventual STYLE, CANDY, and STENDY, not necessarily at the same time or in that order.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,994 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
How to Woo A Tomato by pineapple desu reviews
You know it's crazy when a school is made for Truth or Dare and a Spaniard is trying to court you. Written with Data and Spot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,986 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Plan E by Cinvxten reviews
Sometimes being a captive in an elevator is all it takes to get some attention from that special someone. And a little sly flirting can't hurt either. Craig/Clyde quickie, rated T because I said so.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
Together We Shall Be by Courtanie reviews
Kenny loves Kyle, Kyle does not return said feelings. Problems ensue. At least for Kyle, anyways. M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Wolf and Lion by MorriganFearn reviews
It is 1632, and Sweden is in a Prussian Bar, The Wolf and Lion. Because, as Denmark says, we both got stomped. A Thirty Years War interlude. Bromance-y Denmark/Sweden, and dark themes within.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Denmark, Sweden - Complete
Flashlight by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AU. "If I throw a tomato at you, vampire bastard, will you still sparkle under the sauce?" Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,244 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
Eloquent by Sahrah Marmlade-Leonhart reviews
Berwald has many things he would like to say to Tino, if only he were more articulate. SuFin, human names used. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
A is For by RobinRocks reviews
Alfie. Which Arthur totally called him last night. And thus begins Alfred's quest to get him to say it again. USUK. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,433 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Roses Are Red by pineapple desu reviews
One-shots thrown together. Mainly NorIce. May contain one-sided DenNor and SLIGHT IceSey. Mostly just crack, though.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Never Mind the Economy, Here's a Motorbike by Hazel-Beka reviews
England turns up to a meeting in full punk mode. On a motorbike. Otherwise known as the fic where England has pink hair and a tongue ring and America's subconscious makes a lot of innuendos about guns. USUK-ish. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hiljaisuus by theskybeneath reviews
He's always known, somewhere deep within, that they're living on a borrowed time. Sweden/Finland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Guns with a Candy Bar by Mooncatcher reviews
Mafia AU. Denmark, England and Prussia set out on a mission. Fail ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
Jones Paranormal Investigation Agency by Feux Follets reviews
AU. A candle-lit dinner with fresh roses on the side under moon light was the last thing Matthew had expected coming onto a trip meant for paranormal investigations. Francis/Matthew; Alfred/Arthur; Ivan/Yao; Warning: mild violence & creepy exorcisms.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 228,284 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Canada, France
Good Omens by White Mizerable reviews
The end of the world is coming. Everything seems to be going along with the 'Divine Plan.' But a certain demon and angel aren't so sure how they feel about this, and what it means about their strange relationship. Warning: Incredibly Sacrilegious. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/27/2010 - America, England/Britain
Subject: Why Don’t We Ever Do Work? by Spazzkitty reviews
A tale told in e-mail centering on various budding relationships in an office when people are SUPPOSED to be doing work. All poor Elizabeta wants is photos of it all. Rated for a lot of swearing/lewd comments. PruHun, UsUk, Spero, GerIta, KorChi, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Hungary, South Korea
Second Chance by ArixaBell reviews
It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,031 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
You're the Sky That I Fell Through by pineapple desu reviews
And I remember the view whenever I'm holding you. NorIce.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
Cream and Camillia by Mooncatcher reviews
Prussia, as it turned out, went delightfully well with gardens and tea parties when they come with Liechtenstein. Prussia/Liechtenstein.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Prussia, Liechtenstein - Complete
Takes Two to Tango by pineapple desu reviews
In which Norway and Iceland waltz and Iceland tries to assert their masculinity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
Black Tie Affair by Canadino reviews
Denmark can't find a babysitter for Ice. So Ice must tag along on his and Norway's date. Luckily for him, Ice considers himself a mature grown-up, for a seven year old. Sequel to Bolludager, DenNor, kid!Ice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Attack of the Puffins by pineapple desu reviews
A dozen puffins plus a plan to take over the world plus a snowball fight equals Nordic crack. No pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
The Strange Professor by Corkboard reviews
That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Happily Whatever After by damn expensive eggs reviews
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, what the hell is this crack? ... It's for a contest. Contains: Fairytale parody, crossdressing, cupcakes, bondage, and... oh, yeah, gnomes. still pretty funny three years later.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
the unofficial biography of a delinquent youth by sonofon reviews
because he is unapologetic and brash and has been diagnosed with youth and stupidity. Prussia/England, Prussia/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Sound the Bells by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Between wine-red sheets where two sentimental hearts beat, Norway isn't so sure he's ready to admit to more than lust.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Keeping Secrets by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Spain delights when Romano is vulnerable just so.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Galehus by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Here we go again. The Bad Touch Trio now decide--not entirely willingly--to turn their matchmaking skills in a more northward direction. Again, this just means chaos for the rest of the world. #5 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,479 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Denmark, Norway
STOP ME IF by dreams.of.destiny reviews
...you've heard this one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Hungary, Austria
Hetagenesis 1:3 by saplings reviews
In the beginning Himaruya created the Allies and the Axis Powers/And Himaruya said, "Let there be HETALIA" and there was HETALIA/And there was Heaven and there was Hell, also Grandpa Rome's very own theme song
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
Door to Door by Canadino reviews
Do not open the door. It could be a zombie, an unwanted boyfriend of your brother's, or a persistant salesman by the name Antonio Carriedo. Spain/Romano, implied Germany/Italy, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Treatment by Chalupakabra reviews
Tino is a young psychology major, well known for being kind and eager to help others with their issues, but less so for his habit of profiling "patients" on campus. His therapist's eye has fixed on Berwald, but will he be the one who ends up on the couch?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,432 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Skin by RobinRocks reviews
Implied UKUS. On being made love to by history with timeless touches and carnage kisses and hands that take what they want.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tear Down the Wall, Romeo by LightofaThousandSuns reviews
AU. A dictator has come into power, and divided an Empire into two parts: The Worthless and The Necessities. And two young boys on opposite sides of the Wall, will write letters to one another, fall in love, and start a Revolution. DISCONTINUED FOR NOW.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,046 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Germany, Prussia
Save the Drama for the Stage by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Arthur is a young screenplay writer and director who wants to make a name for himself, but will that be possible with a flirt like Francis Bonnefoy as his star? FrUK, and a whole slew of characters in roles you've never seen them play!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,951 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Secret Crowds by glassamilk reviews
Kink meme fill. An explosion leaves Denmark with a permanent brain injury and Norway struggles to find his role in their relationship as the line between lover and caregiver begins to blur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Conquests of a Failed Gentleman by Pippin's Socks reviews
Okay, seriously, this is the UN. Kindly keep all nymphomaniacs outside the building. America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Galeotto Fu Il Libro, E Chi Lo Scrisse by KivaEmber reviews
AU: A chance encounter at a coffee shop leads to Gilbert becoming a protagonist in Rome's pornography novel – after that, well, it pretty much turns into a pornography novel. Rome/Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Prussia, Ancient Rome - Complete
Anatomically Correct by Hazel-Beka reviews
Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
O America by RobinRocks reviews
UKUS/USUK. His history in England's embrace. Multichaptered oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,856 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/11/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Heterosexualia by dreams.of.destiny reviews
Crackfic. In which the female nations try to put the OW in yaoi and the male nations try to put the HET in Hetalia. Naturally, massive cast list and even larger pairing list ensues. Sort of.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010
Queen and Country by Mystical Magician reviews
When England escapes Voldemort, his thin veneer of gentility is stripped away to reveal the savage, bloodthirsty conqueror. One way or another, he will see the death of the Dark Lord. And he will laugh.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/8/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Outcast by Angelsaurus reviews
How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,566 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Six Words by ResidentPyromaniac reviews
Stories of nations, six words each.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
Cherish by Childish Sadism reviews
I'm the one who matters, I'll be the only one that you remember soon. Don't worry, I'll take good care of you, as long as you're only mine. Sequel of Abhor. US/UK. Yaoi/violence/sadism/torture/among other things. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,228 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Frou Frou by Measured reviews
Reading on a rainy day. France/Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Published: 5/12/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
An Histrionic Afternoon by Koi Fish reviews
If atlases are the Hetalian dirty magazines, what does that make geographic documentaries...? USUK, with hints of a lemon on the horizon, but nothing explicit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
As You Were by Liete reviews
-UK/US, PrUK, delinquent AU- 'It becomes routine, a change from Gilbert or the police or his worthless family, something Arthur almost looks forward to day after day, if only because Alfred's a nice distraction from the lousy reality that is his life.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Denominator by brightened reviews
Stan and Kyle, growing up.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Way The Clouds Move by His Little LabRat reviews
The red balloon. The ant on the sidewalk. The charming prince. The Lonely War. Kyle knows these well, but all he wants to know is all of Stan - the red balloon. Style M/M. Rated M for a reason. Oneshot. Heavily psychological.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,496 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Isolation by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,710 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
1937, Guernica by 1848 reviews
Spain is living a lie. The Spain he knows is not the Spain he is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Spain - Complete
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Memoirs of a Girl by Gosangoku reviews
I'm just your regular lower-class, gender-confused, lonely teenage girl who can't stop thinking about a certain red-eyed German boy... — Prussia/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,207 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Backlash by Chalupakabra reviews
A spell goes HORRIBLY awry! Sealand's now a great empire, Austria can't compose, Canada is visible, and Lithuania is 'kol'ing? With the world turned on its head, all eyes are on England and his now suspiciously good cooking. GenBend, Crackfic, Oneshot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/1/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Prussia - Complete
LeccaLecca by Pomodoro Crisi reviews
Ah, Lovi, wait! Don't!" "Fwancis, what's fruk mean?" Pure crack and boys in dresses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Europa by PastaWar19 reviews
All over Europe, one song comes to unite and remind the European nations about the war and the bloodshed of different historical events through the National European Radio. Is or was the world really as peaceful as we think? -No pairings-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/26/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Still Last by ricetard reviews
How can you live, if you don't know me? Style Stan/Kyle , oneshot. Rated for mild smut.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
To Feel by IlluminatedShadow reviews
To love, to hate, to feel. We hurt those we love, as though we hated them. "I'll take your hate. And then I'll take everything else." One-sided Denmark/Sweden
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Denmark, Sweden - Complete
moonlit reverie by high improbability reviews
Because tonight, he dreams again - of the past, this time. Prussia/Hungary onesided, Austria/Hungary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Ragnaleikr by saplings reviews
A re-enactment of Norse mythology and the events from Ragnarök; the gamepieces have been chosen, the players take the stage, and so begins the final chess game of the gods...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
Din Standhaftige Soldat by Moonlight-is-Innocence reviews
Inspired by Hans Christian Andersen's "The Steadfast Tin Soldier" // For pineappleSAMBA's birthday // Norway's favorite fairytale of a little soldier clothed in red is about to have a happy ending this time around.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Hey Nostradamus by toitsu reviews
That's just not healthy, and they, they are both sick. GilbertxLudwig, incest, AU, paedophilia. Slightly edited
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Like Clockwork Springs by Mooncatcher reviews
It’s nice to know that even at Hogwarts, America and England are, well, America and England. USUK. Harry Potter/Axis Powers Hetalia AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Sinners by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Criminology student Tala is sent to consult captured sociopath Kai Hiwatari in the hopes of catching another serial killer. Their dangerous relationship is taken to the next level when Kai escapes to pursue Tala. KaiXTala Ch 21 AND 22 up!
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 169,648 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Tala, Kai H.
Of Family, Thugs and Gentlemen by julien-schu reviews
In which there is a game of rugby and ridiculous brother-related antics. A sequel of sorts to 'Of Family, Friends and Football'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Le Morte d'Arthur by RobinRocks reviews
FrUK/USUK. On the languages they share and those that they don't: France at his cruellest, England at his weakest and America kind in his greater strength. Set in both 1066 and 1944. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,224 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/23/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Promise by Lady Charity reviews
Iceland becomes ill, but he refuses any help. Denmark and Norway won’t hear a word of it. But as Ice's sickness worsens, the Nordics realize they need to do everything in their power to keep him from falling.Icelandic Financial Crisis
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Sonata of the Snow by Nezrin reviews
M/M SLASH, YAOI. ONESHOT. DENMARK/NORWAY. Caught in a blizzard both literally and figuratively, Denmark must summon the courage to face Norway and ask for forgiveness once and for all. Secret Santa gift for kainoliero at LJ.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
That Disjointed Front by snappleducated reviews
Two countries, their circumstantial evidence, and a very long history of denial. — PrussiaHungary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
The Duties of an Austrian Maid by Hazel-Beka reviews
Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,038 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
I Still Don't Believe You by Night Train reviews
When a new president or prime minister comes to office, one of the first things they usually learn about is the existance of their nation's personification. Usually being the key word. Deanon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/25/2009 - America - Complete
Light A Match, Make A Wish by Pemmican reviews
As snow fell in midst of the night, a boy wandered the streets with nothing but memories and the bundle of matches in his hand to keep him company... AU Denmark/Norway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,517 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Of Legos and Fairytales by Insouciamia reviews
Huddled in a forgotten room during the middle of WWII, Denmark would build cities out of lego pieces. Takes place after the German Invasion of Denmark
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Denmark - Complete
Certainty by RubyBelle reviews
Hungary was a yaoi fangirl. That was one thing she was certain about. And then she had to run into Denmark again.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Hungary, Denmark - Complete
Letterbox by LePetitPappillon reviews
Elizaveta is forced into an arranged marriage for her country, but what of her heart?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,106 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Unknown Verses by mirror2mirror reviews
Ten drabbles for the Nordics. Five for suffering, five for joy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Denmark, Iceland - Complete
Soliloquy by ketamine.methanol reviews
A demon's love is the most violent kind. Rated MA for many many reasons. Dip. Not really meant for the faint of heart.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
One Hundred Things Austria Mustn't Do by Hazel-Beka reviews
12. Shaving off Francis' beard will only result in temporary satisfaction and is therefore not worth it. 70. Attempting to watch The Sound of Music will only result in tears. 71. America's tears. A list fic that does what it says on the tin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Austria - Complete
Red by Darkfire75 reviews
England/Spain. "You look so beautiful in red."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
Perchance to Dream by Phoenix II reviews
After losing everything, one boy must decide what’s worth having in life. Slash, Kyan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,292 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Furniture Wars by EverythingIsMagic reviews
This lamp was going to blow Norway away. He'd forget IKEA even existed when he saw this beauty beside his sofa. DenmarkxNorway Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
The Day Prussia Ruled the World by Hazel-Beka reviews
Gilbert decides that what the world really needs is to be ruled by him. He is happy to oblige. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Prussia - Complete
The Voice in the Tunnel by lovova reviews
Stan sniffed the petals, and remembered one time seeing someone actually get high off of flowers. "He's high on life," as Kyle had put it. Though, Stan couldn't for the life of him remember who that had been...
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Recovered Files by iTrippedandfellforyou reviews
The day the papers had been signed, the divorce finalized, Hungary left Austria's house. It took her only a few seconds to realize exactly which direction she found herself running in. PrussiaxHungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,583 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Unusual by Accio-Underwear reviews
Wendy sighed, pushing her nearly empty tray aside and resting her chin in her palm, “Fine,” She admitted, letting her eyes drift back to the curious couple, “She’s manipulative and knows how to get what she wants. I still don’t see how they work.”
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Eric Cartman, Bebe S. - Complete
A Snowflake Fell by mr. eames reviews
Kenny is always awake when everyone else is asleep. Just wondering. Why the hell is he even here? Kenny-centric, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Kenny M. - Complete
Lex Talionis by Foodstamp reviews
Years after losing contact with their childhood friends, Detectives Marsh and McCormick pick up a domestic abuse case that exposes their own dark history. Kenny's POV, StanxKyle and secret pairings, mature. Still need to post the epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 71,256 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
A Shot in the Dark by iTrippedandfellforyou reviews
AU. The problem with the window seat: it's impossible to get out of without crawling all over the person sitting next to you. Apparently, Finland and Sweden were getting crash courses in that today. DenFin. PrusHun. NorSu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,590 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Finland, Denmark - Complete
Among the Clouds by Silver Symphony reviews
Altaïr has never been fond of the straight and narrow path.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Culinary Debauchery by lilien passe reviews
Arthur gang presses Gilbert into helping him cook dinner, and snarky conversation soon follows. Allusions to US/UK and hints of Germany/Prussia with a side of fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2009 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Chemistry by Otempora42 reviews
Wendy has to explain to herself why she is attracted to Eric Cartman. Cartman/Wendy, some swearing. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
How to Survive Anything in Life but Death by TokugawaSmile reviews
Kyle and Kenny go through the trials of having a relationship. They come to the conclusion that it's kind of difficult. Slash, K2.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Heart by Hyousetsu reviews
Written for T/D's July/August challenge. What would I see if I cracked open your chest? UlqOri
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Strong Family Resemblance by luffyluffy reviews
Denmark notices something about the shape of Scandinavia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Denmark, Sweden - Complete
Tall Tales by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Denmark tells a young England the greatest bedtime story the world has ever known.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Denmark, England/Britain - Complete
A Report on the Subject of Human Copulation by saramon reviews
Or, Why Are People So Obsessed With Sex? Or even, The Mating Habits of Fictional Characters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Four Oh Two by lilien passe reviews
Ludwig is suffering from a bout of insomnia. Unfortunately for him, so is Gilbert. Warning: Contains a version of a beloved fairytale that would make the original author cringe. Also sap. Way too much sap.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
But That Was In Another Country by Konstantya reviews
It's 1948, and he's lost. Prussia-centric.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
La Colére by Zero.Elektronik reviews
He didn't even know why, or how it'd happened but day after day, week after week, wrath took him. Christophe/Gregory. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Brutus by Kyuunen reviews
Kyle has only to wait for the thumb of God to come down from heaven and squash him flat. So much for the Romans. OneShot. KyleWendyStan.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Kyle B. - Complete
Red String by the pink striper reviews
When Stan Marsh decides that he wants more out of his super best friendship with Kyle Broflovski, a lovesick Kyle has no choice but to accept. Now Kyle has two years or less to convince Stan to love him back. If only things were that simple.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,599 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
The Closeted Man's Guide to Goodies by Yet Another Dark Rose reviews
In which Stan is obvious, Kyle is oblivious and Kenny...well, Kenny's just obscene. Oh, the troubles one has to face for the sake of love!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Made Of Snow by overcast reviews
It's a little thing called death, and even nations must face it. Norway-centric.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Possessions by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
Damien returns to South Park, hunting an escapee from Hell. Aided by the mortally challenged and the mercenary, he's also being distracted by a certain English boy. Slash, Dip. Complete!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,793 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Je Danse Avec Vous by Cerulean City reviews
dance with me/make me lose my way/take a chance with me/make my body sway. Fantina/OC; second place winner-tie in The Domain's "June Writing Challenge".
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Fantina/Melissa - Complete
make believe by Ky-lassassin reviews
...this was all it was and all it ever would be—just a game to him, nothing more than pretend." For T/D's June '09 challenge. — GellertAriana.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Ariana D., Gellert G. - Complete
God Save the Queen by Ben Barrett reviews
When Kyle returns to South Park for the reading of Kenny's will, parody ensues. Rips on a lot of great stories. Rated T for language. Slash. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Apple by Hyousetsu reviews
“Good,” he purred, “because I do not intend on ever letting you go.” ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
For a Moment by CinderDreams reviews
CraigxKenny one-shot. Not exactly fluff, maybe a little if you squint.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Plastic by Foodstamp reviews
Stan is out of jail and trying to live a normal life in South Park, but the neighborhood is full of children, and there's one very familiar face preventing him from moving on. StanxKyle, KennyxButters, references to pedophilia. Two parts.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Status Quo Ante Bellum by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Elizaveta clearly despised everything vaguely relating to Gilbert of the Pretend Prussian Race--except for his younger brother, who was the only exception. It did not help that Gilbert existed. :Austria/Hungary/Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Repentance by Silver Symphony reviews
His regret will be his liberator.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Fuu, Kasumi S. - Complete
Don't Jump! by Cherry Champagne reviews
Practice makes perfect. Creek!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Shame On Me by Tattooed on My Mind reviews
She wants to be ashamed like the other girls, but what's the point of being shameful about wanting something? Cartman x Heidi.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2009 - [Eric Cartman, Heidi T.] - Complete
Happenstance by the pink striper reviews
At the beginning of junior year, a couple of weeks after move in, Kyle Broflovski decided that it was probably time he told Stan Marsh that he was gay. This is a study of what happened next. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Tinkering With Stars by Hyousetsu reviews
There are many things that Ino regrets, but there is much more that she does not. Ino-centric, implied KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Rat Traps by Cherry Champagne reviews
When the old ball-and-chain's fastened around your neck. Or at least you think it is. Craig's POV. Mature means sex.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
M o n t h s by Silver Symphony reviews
Love reflects the months, the months don't reflect love.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Pizza boy by Hyousetsu reviews
Some guys just didn't get the girls, and sadly the pizza boy had to admit that this applied explicitly to his situation. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Break Up by Soranator reviews
It feels like we've started over. Right from the start, before we'd even met. Style. Slash.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Bookland by Corkboard reviews
Welcome to Hetalia, one of London’s biggest bookstores, and definitely it’s strangest. I suggest leaving anything breakable at the front entrance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Daddy by Hyousetsu reviews
No one was sure how the legendary copy ninja had earned the title of “sexiest dad”, but for anyone inside Konoha on the very day the title was given and just happened to be in central park had to admit that the honorific was a just one. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Never Lost by Gariand reviews
Remember what you said, Kyle? Hope can never be lost... we're going to be fine...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,548 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Playing God by Sam-Sam-Samedi reviews
The blood painted snow like a blank canvas in the midst of creation, suddenly a display of something terrible and god-like. Eric Cartman centric, but through Stan's eyes. D: T for blood and gore.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Abstract by Sam-Sam-Samedi reviews
In cosmic apathy, where planets spun along their aphelia and carved careful elliptical pathways, there were not gods to turn dials, and Earth was a one-in-a-million, chemically volatile mass of celestial rock. Kyle centric.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Kyle B. - Complete
Remember, Remember by AppleCiderVinegar reviews
The fifth of November, the gunpowder treason and plot... "I'd watch that mouth of yours, Mr. Kirkland," Creedy remarked. "It's liable to get you into a real mess one of these days, you know." V for Vendetta crossover M for mature subjects.
Crossover - V for Vendetta & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/4/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
Reflections by Ben Barrett reviews
Stan looks back on the worst mistake of his life. Slash. Style. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Stan M. - Complete
Football! by Cherry Champagne reviews
Pip and Damien are MANLY.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Beautiful Forevers by D R O W N-I N-S E Q U I N S reviews
Fifteen Truths about Rosalie Hale. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Those Damned Chairs by Corkboard reviews
Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Fruits and Birds by SekritOMG reviews
An ode to inter-faith gay relationships, and consumerism.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,995 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Stray Road by Genis Aurion reviews
Oneshot, light slash, StanKyle. Stan spent his whole life trying to catch up to Kyle. But that hadn't been the point.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Downward Spiral by satanics reviews
How can you save the person you love from themselves? Slash. Multiple pairings. Mainly ChristophexKyle. Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,208 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Kyle B., Christophe
The Camera Only Sees the Surface by Loca Bambina reviews
Craig hates Cartman, Cartman hates Craig, and everyone loves Clyde... except himself. Features insecurities, damaged reputations, and film director!Craig. CraigClyde, ClydeCartman, Craig's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Craig T., Clyde D.
The End of The End by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Oneshot. Kenny x Damien slash. Quite dark. Damien reflects on Kenny's final demise.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Damien, Kenny M. - Complete
Hooked by Glue Gun reviews
Tonight you expect to end up in the bed of someone that’s twice your age and all too willing to pay for your ‘services’-- not in the bed of your most childlike classmate. Kenny/Butters
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Pushing Daises by mr. eames reviews
Kenny accepted the bad things in life rather easily. Until someone stole the notebook where he wrote, among other things, his love notes to Butters Stotch in. That was another story completely - his next death would probably be of embarrassment. Discontinued.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,628 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Butters S., Kenny M.
No Need For Words by DevilWearsJeans reviews
Momo knew better than most people that being understood was something rare. So she chose silence instead of words. But then again, he knew it too.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - I. Kira, M. Hinamori - Complete
Forever Back by Silent Nacht reviews
Lithuania knows madness, tangentially. Russia/Lithuania. Five drabbles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
Rides the Beast by xMs. Black Eyelinerx reviews
Wanda and Ian embrace the final act of love that will bring them together--sex. The morning after, her many names make Ian and Mel laugh and Wanda blush when she learns what they're thinking. Oneshot Lemon WandaxIan
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
A Good Cup of Tea by starshards reviews
Arthur hesitated for a moment. ‘The snow,’ he said, ‘it always makes me think of you.’ Canada/ England; sheer fluffiness
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2008 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
The Nature Of The Beast by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
A rather short drabble SAI had to write out. Based on the Anti-Christ beliefs... Damien does not know love, but he knows want.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Hating Kyle by yeah that's me reviews
Kyle is Eric's epiphany.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Crushed by eksley05 reviews
They were two of a kind, each one cast aside without a second thought. But sometimes, things fall apart just so something better can fall together. Oneshot. Slash. Clyde/Thomas.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Clyde D., Thomas - Complete
Not Gay for Pip! by JoeMerl reviews
Possibly the first fanfiction ever where Damien is explicitly heterosexual. If only he could get anyone to believe it. Damien/Henrietta romance, Damien/Pip friendship.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - [Damien, Henrietta] Pip P., Stan M. - Complete
Parauni by Faery Goddyss reviews
After a tragic accident, Stan is unable to piece his life back together. If he can’t remember the past, how will he able to work towards the future? COWRITTEN with Indiana Beach Bum. Told through Kenny’s POV. Slight Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,835 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Kenny M., Stan M.
A Pirate's Prize by Alexis Palmer reviews
Arthur Kirkland/England has just captured his newest prize, Antonio/Spain. But he finds this prize needs some... convincing. Warning: contains rape and violence. Uses human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/10/2008 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
Buttered Toast by wunderlande reviews
Kenny has something to show to Kyle and no, not that. KylexKenny Slash
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
For Beer and Country by starshards reviews
The year is 1776. The French Revolution is in full swing, and two drinking buddies, united in their love for beer and for battle, find themselves sitting in a little pub wondering what it could all mean for them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2008 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Star by eksley05 reviews
It happened every Monday, out on the playground... Who would it be today? Very, very short little oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Tweek T. - Complete
Insatiable by frizzy.writings reviews
The re-appearance of a certain "friend" ends up triggering a detrimental change in Clyde and Craig's routine lifestyle. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,241 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Clyde D., Craig T.
deja vu by kyleisgod reviews
A story for lovers and haters of Stan x Kyle fan fiction.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
It's A Sword's Life by daymarket reviews
Take it from me: being sharp and shiny ain't all it's cracked up to be.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
With all my Soul by headoverheels4HP reviews
I love him. My love, My human, My Ian. Forever.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
The End Of The Rain by whitereflections12 reviews
My version of Ian and Wanderer's first night together, the night after all threat of rains ends and they have moved back on their own. I was just DYING to write this...some sort of compulsion, lol.
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Remember by daymarket reviews
Du Namar Aurboda: "Word by word, the spell obliterated everything that defined them as thinking creatures, and the Forsworn had no choice but to watch in silent misery as their dragons descended into complete ignorance..." Oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Color and Contrast by superbestfriends reviews
Hate, that was too strong of a word, but to say he disliked him...well, that just wasn’t strong enough. Craig/Tweek. Co-written by eksley05 and tweekers.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,847 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Addict by mr. eames reviews
Craig was addicted to a lot of things. Overuse of non-verbal swearing, cigarettes and even lying. But he really only needed one thing, even if he didn't realize it. He didn't need anything else but him. Craig/Tweek, multiple side pairings. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,959 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Waiting Room by mr. eames reviews
He was thinking of what Kyle said, "Love is watching someone die." And that's exactly what he had done. Christophe/Kyle. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Christophe - Complete
Tsukino by Hyousetsu reviews
Haruno Sakura finds that things are not always what they seem when she is forced to survive with a group of deadly missing nin. "Let me be selfish for once." ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,098 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Lack of Color by mr. eames reviews
--"I'm going to kill myself." Stan went to the roof of his apartment building, one determined thought in his mind, and then the redheaded stranger ruined everything. Or maybe he was Stan's savior. "That's tragic, we've only just met." Oneshot Stan/Kyle AU
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Totally Epic Adventures of Mary Sue by Loca Bambina reviews
Take half a cup of overused plot ideas, stir in a tablespoon of clichés, and add a pinch of nauseatingly perfect characters. Bake until slash rises to surface and is light and fluffy. Serve with a side of OOCness and, of course, a Mary Sue. Enjoy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Thank You by hexterah reviews
Lisey's Story & Bag of Bones // Mike Noonan takes Kyra to a diner one day and comes across a woman going through something that's all too familiar to him. One-poster/short story. Written: 11/28/07
Lisey's Story - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
How to Write a Bad TDK Romance by Steven 'Janus' Apollo reviews
Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
I've Seen Stars by Oliviax3 reviews
She will not begin, she will not end like she had nine times before. This tenth time, she will live and die, with him. Ian/Wanda.
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by Saiyachick reviews
Bella has a nightmare involving hybrids, childbirth, imprints, and much more. For those who did not enjoy Breaking Dawn. Spoilers. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Chase by Fletset reviews
In Cartman's dreams, Kyle is his toy. In reality, Stan will do everything in his power to prevent that from happening. A Dark Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,255 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
Familiar by runaway xo reviews
Based off of the book, The Host by Stephenie Meyer. Jared's thoughts during his first glimpse of the body he had come to love. One-shot.
Host - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Raid by xiao chan reviews
Melanie and Wanda have...special needs. How in the world can they explain it to the boys?
Host - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
A Blatant Ripoff by Ben Barrett reviews
Another jokefic. Stan catches Kyle doing something in the bathroom and the hilarity ensues. Style. Parody. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Celiac by Fletset reviews
Stan finds out he's allergic to wheat, and thus cannot eat his favorite cakes anymore. Kyle, seeing his distress, provides a solution. A Passover fic with a bit of Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Fourth Wheel by K.C. Cee reviews
Kenny finds himself alone in South Park after graduation, and attempts to seek companionship in an unlikely place. Unfortunately, Tweek just can't relate, and has problems of his own to deal with. Slash: KennyTweek, CraigTweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,296 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Tweek T., Kenny M.
Neither the Heart Nor the Courage by Genis Aurion reviews
...to tell you I don't love you anymore. Oneshot, StanWendy.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Short Stories with Tragic Endings by Faery Goddyss reviews
Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends. StanBebe ending in StanKyle. COMPLETE w/ EPI.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 276,896 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Letting in Evil by Michelle Berger reviews
Satan will give Damien anything he wants for his sweet Sixteen, and Damien wants Pip Pirrup. However, Damien's presence slowly tears away every good aspect of Pip's life, driving Pip to the breaking point and back. [Damien x Pip] [BDSM warning]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,179 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Pip P., Satan
O R D A I N E D by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
Damien believes he has a choice in how his life turns out. He chooses Pip. It turns it out it was destiny anyways. Can we choose our lives or is there a set course we must follow? Did Damien even really choose? And poor Pip... The end starts here. R&R
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Pip P. - Complete
Blue Eyes by NoxMyna reviews
One shot. Kyle thinks about Stan's eyes and wonders at length about what they can see.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Hanging by a Slender Thread by NeedsmoarDelta reviews
When Heidi finds herself in Hell, Kenny puts his immortality on the line to help her unravel the mysterious circumstances behind her death. But apperances can be deceiving and Kenny uncovers more than he bargained for. Penname changed from Lunagrrl180.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Kenny M.
Sutures by Foodstamp reviews
Just another night in suburbia. Kenny thinks true understanding is worth dying for. Nonslash StanxKyle and KennyxKyle friendship, typical teenagery stuff.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Whores by Cherry Champagne reviews
Pillow talk with Kenny and The Mole.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Christophe, Kenny M. - Complete
Rise of the Dead: The Eleventh Hour by No. 136 reviews
The shadow of a dark new era has dawned upon humanity. Will the human race survive the darkness of the Apocalypse? Or will they be crushed by the hordes of undead? This story follows a group of survivors and their struggle to survive against the zombies.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008
The Reformation of Kyle Broflovski by Faery Goddyss reviews
When Stan transfers to Kyle's college to be closer to him, he finds Kyle has become increasingly cold, distant, and secretive. The closer Stan comes to uncovering the secret, the farther away Kyle seems... COWRITTEN with Indiana Beach Bum. SLASH. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,217 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Kenny's Cross by WittyWriter reviews
It isn’t long before Kenny’s openly sobbing. Fresh tears drop on to the golden cross. All the redhead can do to support his friend is offer a shoulder to cry on. KennyCentric. K X K if you want to squint and look at it that way. Drabble.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Prison of Flesh Oneshot by No. 136 reviews
A quick look into the darkness of the prison cells of Albion. This short story illustrates the stay of a special prisoner. Enjoy.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Evil Deeds by Nienor reviews
Angels are sexless, unless they really want to make an effort". Or unless Crowley, that little devil, really wants to make an effort.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,076 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Complete
An Extended Metaphor by SekritOMG reviews
In what way, exactly, is Kyle like a bicycle? Slash.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Comeuppance of the Cart God by Foodstamp reviews
Tweek finally tells Thomas to shove off, and the orange smoothies hit the fan. Other casualties include sweaters, sausages, and several hundred cheese squares. CraigxTweek, CraigxThomas, crack!fic fluff. Oneshot, thank goodness.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Leviticus 18:22 by Gariand reviews
ONESHOT. Ever get tired of people saying you're going to hell?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Nothings by Angel Reid . Tobias Dominik reviews
Kenny has always been nothing. [DamienxKenny, touchy subject matters]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Kenny M. - Complete
Snow Angels by Vampire Toy reviews
Damien didn't know it was possible to make an angel.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Kyle B. - Complete
Seatbelt by Zennou reviews
Sometimes, Stan really wished they would shut up. It really felt like babysitting when the two started bickering. And Kenny? Kenny's just happy not to be dead.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Stan M. - Complete
Fiat Lux by Armith-Greenleaf reviews
REMOVED. Find excuses inside.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Kai H.
Laid To Rest by No. 136 reviews
[Oneshot] Give up the Sword of Aeons and save Theresa or kill her in exchange for unlimited power? The decision rests in the Hero's hands.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
23 Cat by Pocketface reviews
This was supposed to be a fun trip to the mall. It wouldn't be so bad, they'd just step inside the pet store. Stan always had a thing for animals, and Kyle had to admit it was very cute. StanKyle slash
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Pip Really Sucks! by Kenny's SpaceCadet reviews
COMPLETE! Pip is friendless... until Damien returns and pulls Pip into a series of strange occurrences, including a threat on God's very existence, Satan and John Lennon being totally gay for each other, and an evil duck...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,221 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Pip P. - Complete
Burning Butterflies by XxHDMxX reviews
He is not your lovable Kyle Brofloski. He is not the way many portray him in constant cliché storylines. He is not only a threat to everyone he comes into contact but to himself. He is the antagonist in his own story. KylexStan, KylexKen. Notice plz read!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,218 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Do Your Own Time by Ariana Deralte reviews
You meet the most interesting people in prison. American GodsSupernatural crossover.
Crossover - American Gods & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Sam W. - Complete
Teaching STYLE to 6th Graders by BroflovskiFan reviews
Courtesy of Indiana Beach Bum AND BroflovskiFan. In a class where there aren't too many expectations, students are about to get far more than they bargained for. Bet your school never taught you this. R&R.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,477 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006
Accountabilibuddies by Accountabilibuddy reviews
[Slash, ButtersBradley] After watching Cartman Sucks, I had to write this. C'mon, they're so adorable! I wrote this a couple of days after the episode aired. This is the first fic I ever wrote, so expect suckage.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Butters S. - Complete
Hold Back by Rakal reviews
It's really funny, you know? You almost die a couple of times and nobody cares anymore, but then you almost die in a different way, and suddenly everybody's flocking around you and not letting up. [Kyle's POV.]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,219 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Sick Home by Lance Ruhiru reviews
When time makes it worse. ScotttenormanCartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Thunderstorm by Angel Weasel-Woman reviews
Butters want to know why Bradley is so afraid of storms. BradleyxButters. Pesudosequal to Are You Gay? but not necessary for understanding this ficlet.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Butters S. - Complete
Are You Gay? by Angel Weasel-Woman reviews
Bradley asks Butters a question at camp. One of, if not the first, BradleyxButters.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Butters S. - Complete
For Now, Forever by style xx reviews
On a lifetime of selfless, unconditional love for the man who deserved it the least. [StanKyle]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
0 22 by style xx reviews
This is why I hate math. [KennyCartman]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Fangirls: Guide to Self Preservation by Vanilla Topping reviews
The official State Alchemist edition as issued by the military to improve their Alchemists' chances at surviving the fangirl invasion. Short oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Four by Genis Aurion reviews
[slash, CraigTweek, darkfic]. Four. Not more, not less. All it took was four pints.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Dust and Sunbeams by style xx reviews
Analogy. [KyleKenny]
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Twisted by style xx reviews
They called it twisted. He called it love. [KyleStan, KennyKyle]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Diplomacy of the Middle Finger by style xx reviews
On Stan’s low selfesteem and the finger that totally turned him into a fag. ADD warning. [StanCraig]
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Stan M., Craig T. - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
Lines by style xx reviews
You must have faced death countless times, but you never really saw it there in front of you. Back then, you were immortal, and you had all the time in the world. [KyleKenny]
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Kyle's Anatomy by Cszemis reviews
Courtesy of BroflovskiFan and Cszemis. Stan plays doctor, Kyle tries not to laugh and both boys end up with far more than they can handle. Rated M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
answers by kyleisgod reviews
Kyle needs answers about the afterlife. Only one boy can give him the correct ones. Slash, PWP!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Kyle B. - Complete
She Has No Idea by style xx reviews
Once upon a time, in a high school far away, there were two aggressive teenaged boys with one aggressive teenaged secret... PWP, may be considered kinky. [StanKyle]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Learning To Fly by Rieka De-Volka reviews
Demolition Boys centric fic, Post 1st season. Trying to adjust to normal life is no easy affair. Particulary when your name is Tala Ivanov, and you tend to attract trouble above anything else. Chapter 25 Up, Cheerful, or Not.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 160,587 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Tala
Goat Song by Rakal reviews
[One shot.] When goats were sacrificed to the gods, they would cry out in pain and usually die alone. Usually.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,028 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Fractured by Sassy Lil Scorpio reviews
The cops found Annie Wilkes in her barn, dead, her hand gripping a chainsaw. She was a bloody mess with blisters coating her exposed belly, and her skull was fractured. Her mind, however, had been broken for quite some time... -Book and Movie Universe.-
Misery - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Howling to the Moon by Reiven reviews
Kai/Yuriy. In the aftermath of the World Championship. Kai goes to bed, only to be awakened hours later by the chilly night breeze. In his dazed state he goes to close the window and discovers a severely injured and bleeding Yuriy beside it.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,075 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Kai H., Tala
Poison to the System by Butterfly-winged Rat reviews
[Oneshot] [Yaoi] [BryanKai] The most dangerous drink to give a Russian isn't alcohol.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Kai H., Bryan - Complete
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Sympathy From The Devil by Rimnerel Ayasugi reviews
Tala is an expert vampire hunter who carries a secret not even he knows about, until a chanced encounter with a vampire named Kai, where he learns not everything is seen in black and white lines. Tala x Kai Chapter 26 is up!
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,923 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Complete
The 20 Days of Christmas by Hyousetsu reviews
As victims of 2 pieces of paper, a faint, and pesky teachers out for entertainment, how would Haruno Sakura and Hyuuga Neji deal with the parties, shopping, and uncontrollable chaos in the month of December? [NejixSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,320 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H.
Lavender, Chamomile and Heat by NiennaAngel reviews
BryanxKai After Kai gives Bryan a massage a few interesting topics of conversation come up between the two that leave Kai blushing and Bryan more than a little amused. Rated for insinuations
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Bryan, Kai H. - Complete
Insert Working Title Here by Emmie Monster reviews
The worst fanfiction, ever. Sequel to YTG? Terrance and Phillip get married, but that's just a subplot. It seems that Cartman, Damien, and the world are conspiring to keep two couples apart. Oh, and Big Gay Al is a wedding planner. Hilarity ensues.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,321 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Death of the Internet by curiouserxcuriouser reviews
American Gods: Something must happen when gods die.
American Gods - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
We're Talking About What Now? by Chibigal4 reviews
Title more or less speaks for itself. It's a conversation between Ichigo and Rukia that confuses Renji, who walks in at the end of it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Impermanence by Highway Girl reviews
Kenny ponders on his relationship with Bebe. KennyBebe with hints of WendyCartman and StanKyle. One Shot. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Kenny M., Bebe S. - Complete
Something Better Left Behind by Lanie McCoy reviews
Everyone has a little secret or a few. I have only one. I'll never tell it to anyone. But I might tell it to you…if you really want to know.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Craig, Leader of the Lawn Gnomes by Seaouryou reviews
Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
That Story With the Stupid Plot by Seaouryou reviews
In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou reviews
Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
The Letter by Oneirogenic reviews
It was obvious to him as to why Butters had to seek affection elsewhere.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Butters S., Clyde D. - Complete
Hidden Agenda by Hyousetsu reviews
[Previously Named The Vacation of Chaos] When Kagome leaves home for Hawaii, she finds that things may not always be as they seem. And that includes one stubborn inuyoukai who seems to be refined in the arts of pissing her off. [SessxKag]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,482 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Attack of the Clichéd Plots by MooseyDoom777 reviews
What could possibly have MarySues, love triangles, crazy children, impulsive romances, and bad grammar? It can only be……The Clichéd Plots.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005
The Tank Twelve Electric Sandwich Disco by Bagatelle reviews
Lust. Acceptance. Sex. Deterioration. Murder. Madness. Thus is the journey of the mind when in Disco.:::StanIke, StanKyle SLASH
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Her Son by Fletset reviews
Sheila Broflovski has the perfect son... mild Slash.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by Seaouryou reviews
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
What Goes Up, Must Come Down by SomeKindOfRomance reviews
[ONESHOT SLASH SxK] Kyle finds that Newton's law doesn't work as it should when he gets a little happy over Stan in class.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Turn Back Time by Vcorrigan reviews
It was a game, only a game...or maybe not. Vday dedication to Maggie love. Slash
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
I Loved by SomeKindOfRomance reviews
People have always thought of me as a hard and callous person, void of any human emotion. I guess that's what you get when you flip them the bird too many times. They are wrong though, because I am... well i was a true romantic. CRAIGTWEEK
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Of the Obsessed and Abused by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. SLASH. KyleStan. Kyle and Stan find their relationship, and possibly Kyle's life in jeopardy when young Ike begins to develop a rather unhealthy obsession. PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,505 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
A Girl called Anna by jack-adam reviews
The worst thing Yoh had ever done. Falling madly in love with the icequeen, Anna. Seduction lessons from Hao, Ren's girl advice, Horo Horo's 'secret' movies and a blossoming Anna equals to an extremely perplexed Yoh. YohAnna, hints of HaoAnna. COMPLETED
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,063 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Yoh A., Anna K. - Complete
Gold Al, Silver Al, Metal Al and Human Al by NaTsuRi reviews
One day, Ed and Al were traveling near the river, but Al fell into the river! What will happen. please review. first attempt, one shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Insanity Bleeds by XxHDMxX reviews
We are all humans, we strive to get what we want because we're selfish monkeys. Kenny always.. and never got what he want. Now that figments and insanity knocks at his door, we go through his life of heartaches, murder, and never happy endings. EPILOGUE!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,848 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 1/8/2005
Coeurl by Crimson Skies reviews
AU Coincidence or Fate? A strange set of events causes a reluctant Vincent to become a young Cloud's mentor. Eventual SephirothxCloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,231 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Truth or Dare by TDtheMagicMan reviews
Title is not what it seems. RATED FOR GRAPHIC CONTENT noncon, language, slash, violence. It’s like some kind of twisted addiction. Not even God will help me. And it’s cost me the only boy I ever loved.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Bladebreakers Visit Places by VGMaster04 reviews
When the group gets tired of hanging around the dojo they decide go go and visit all the places on Tyson's list. Complete
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,682 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Complete
Chocolate Chip by Kyuunen reviews
Kyle sits alone, musing about cookies and friendship, waiting for the one who was supposed to be here. But perhaps he should've been smart and expected to be sitting by himself. A story of hope, heartstrings, and chocolate chip cookies.[OneShot,KylexStan]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Increasingly Improbable Events by Seaouryou reviews
[Kenny centric] By the fourth time he'd died, the novelty had worn off. If this was all some joke, it was obviously being pulled off by someone who was both easily amused and had way too much time on his hands.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Kenny M. - Complete
Silence Kills by XxHDMxX reviews
He's grown up knowing that his happy ending involving black and white, never gray. He never knew that it was more than that. OneShot Stan's POV KylexStanxKenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Complete
For the Sake of Forever by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. SLASH.KennyStan. Kenny dies every day & he's tired of it. He wants a regular life, so he can have a regular relationship with Stan, but what will he do to get that life? PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,086 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Ashes by Rieka De-Volka reviews
Oneshot, giftfic for Thin K. Sometimes, life is not what we expected and yet we keep on going. The musings of a man, no longer a teen, on his life and his loss. One of those rare BryanKai fics.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Bryan, Kai H. - Complete
Hagane no Neko by Reijou reviews
[Yaoi][RoyEd] Edward jumps into a middle of a transmutation, and is transformed into a 'human cat'. Al is at Resembool, and Ed has to stay in hiding. Roy has to take him in. [COMPLETE]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,484 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Kiss You Wished For by lovingSESSHYKIK reviews
Sesshomaru and Kikyou meet...and they develop feelings for each other. Kikyou can only look back because of her miko life and her once experienced love-betrayal. The two fall in love at last, and they decide to meet again in four years. Naraku barges in a
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Sesshomaru, Kikyou
Mirage by KisumiCandy reviews
Love is like the mirage in desert. Beautiful, fantastic, but only a great illusion. One-shot ReiKai fic, in Chinese.
Beyblade - Rated: T - Chinese - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Obsession by Fletset reviews
Stan and Kyle's relationship... from Kenny's POV. Slash!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Complete
Of Great Turmoil and Excess Stupidity by Seaouryou reviews
Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Rubeus H., Sesshomaru - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Phrog by Madame Butterfly 'n' Sadazen reviews
The Phantom ponders on something other than music and Christine. DUNDUNDUN!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/15/2004
Warm Enough by Society's Cavity reviews
Quick, plotless one-shot. Kyle and Stan ran away together because they didn't want to run alone. But their feet are getting tired.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Complete
Limey by Society's Cavity reviews
They all know why he dates goths, but none of them know why he chooses to date the girls. Everyone knows who he's thinking about whenever he catches a glimpse of black hair. Pip remembers Damien.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Pip P. - Complete
The Body by ceridwen-amyed reviews
The thing Vincent likes most about Jerome’s body is its imperfections." SLASH
Gattaca - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2004
Dead Famous by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 10990 - Favs: 4,255 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
Conducting by Elendraug reviews
This is real trance music. Happy birthday, Kenny. Gen. Kenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Kenny M. - Complete
The Beauty of the Dark by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, JeromeVincent. You don't belong here, and I wish you would stay.
Gattaca - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2003
Life With Voldie by Hogwarts Dropout reviews
Company parties, trips to Disney World, and Deatheater slumber parties...the life of an evil overlord isn't all it appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Voldemort, Lucius M.
Not Another Snape is Harry's Father Story by Ariana Deralte reviews
A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
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The Room at the Very End of the Hall reviews
He occupies a space even he cannot find words to describe, and finds himself more sullen each passing July. Maybe it was a good thing Arthur decided to show up this year, after all. Hong Kong- and 7/1-centric.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Hong Kong, England/Britain - Complete
Metronome reviews
Suffering is the unspoken part of her profession, and that she knows all too well. Izaya/Namie. AU.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Izaya O., Namie Y. - Complete
Jump! reviews
At age twelve, Shizuo Heiwajima meets the Orihara twins for the first time. Slight AU.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Shizuo H., Mairu O. - Complete
Mellanrum reviews
Sometimes he hears it, on quiet rainy days, dancing melodiously through his halls and large, spacious rooms. Implied Sweden/Finland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
The Life Cycle of a Rose reviews
Together, we blossom, we wither. Five Nordic drabbles, five sentences each.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Coffee Break reviews
It was unexpected, that kiss. Iceland/Liechtenstein, mentions of other pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Iceland, Liechtenstein - Complete
A Modern Myth reviews
He watched from the window, perplexed. What's he doing on my lawn? Drabble.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Butters S. - Complete
Wanderlust reviews
It all felt very surreal, standing there in the everlasting clarity of a dim, underground light. Kind of Kenny/Christophe if you squint. For T/D's July/August challenge.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Kenny M., Christophe - Complete
Xenophobic reviews
Something Craig doesn't know. Poemfic, darkish.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Maybe I reviews
I never really wanted to let him know. Henrietta/Stan. For T/D's June 2009 Challenge.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Henrietta, Stan M. - Complete
The Vixen's Song reviews
She's not a whore. Not really. BebeKenny. Poemfic.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Bebe S., Kenny M.
Cold Angels reviews
I smile when I realize I've lost you again. Stendy. Poemfic.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Seventeen reviews
He'd recognize those blue eyes anywhere. Kenny/Stan, slight Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Shakey reviews
He trembles when he looks into those eyes. Short poem, oneshot. Bradley/Butters.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bradley, Butters S. - Complete
Mask of Sanity reviews
Kenny smiled as he licked the blood off his fingers. "Ready, set... break." Character death, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Kenny M., Kevin McCormick - Complete
All You Wanted reviews
Sometimes we all need to get away for a little while. He thought Stan certainly did. Oneshot. Kenny/Stan if you squint, but not much. Happy birthday, Kenny!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Dearest reviews
When I wake up, we'd have been through Hell and back. Stendy. Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Seven Sins reviews
In glory we come, in ruins we go... Damien-centric; multiple pairings, each revolving around a central sin. Multichap'd. Rated for swearing and sexual connotations.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Damien
Rooftops reviews
Some days, they would climb up to the rooftops and peek down at the world below, with nothing but a pack of Marlboros between them. Kenny/Craig. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Ashburn reviews
It wasn't anything new, he thought, as he watched his surroundings go up in flames. Oneshot, mild slash. Craig/Christophe.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Craig T., Christophe - Complete
Epilogue reviews
Some endings don't end at all. Oneshot. Stendy. Contains implied necrophilia. Happy Valentine's Day!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Bleeding Arsenic reviews
This is what I tried to tell you. Oneshot, Stan/Kyle friendship. Companion to 'Cyanide Dreams,' but can be a stand-alone.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
On the Arrow reviews
Oneshot. She never broke promises. Never. Stendy.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Les Petit Coeurs reviews
/Drabble/ Do you really know how to love? Oneshot. Het. You guess the pairing.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Glamorous reviews
Because sometimes we can't keep everything together, and the past just has to fade. Oneshot. Token/Bebe. Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Token B., Bebe S. - Complete
Polaris reviews
I'll be your star. Someday. Oneshot. Poem-fic. Kenny/Butters.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Unbreakable reviews
He always was. Damien-centric. Gen. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Damien - Complete
The Fantasy reviews
Cartman hides and watches. One-sided Candy. Rated for suggestive themes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Golden reviews
Always the winner, that’s what you are... or so you think. Oneshot. One-sided Bunny.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
The Heart of Everything reviews
-Previously "An Assortment: The Way I Am"- A collection of 50 oneshots, most less than 500 words, with random prompts from song titles and the author's incredibly screwed mind. Contains Het, Gen and Slash. Suggestions are welcomed!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008
Empty Spaces reviews
Kenny muses on what he really is. Oneshot. Genfic. Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Kenny M. - Complete
Rain On Me reviews
It's dark in here, and I feel like I'm suffocating. DamienKenny. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Kenny M. - Complete
roses with black thorns reviews
I can't escape, and I don't want to. Poemfic. Dark. Rated for possible disturbing scenes. DamienPip
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Pip P. - Complete
Maelstrom reviews
You have reached the end of the cycle. Poemfic, Kenny-centric.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Kenny M. - Complete
Hanabi reviews
I heard him, but he never spoke. The only thing I felt was the burning sensation of fire, the hues of red and yellow and orange bursting before me. I rose… and descended. No pairings. Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Pip P. - Complete
Cyanide Dreams reviews
ONESHOT. Some things are so horrible that you can't really tell whether they're real or not, and I… I couldn't tell if this was real or not anymore. Not on my own, at least... Mild Stan x Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Hear You Me reviews
Just wait and see, I'll be there... OneShot in Chinese. Lyrics from Jimmy Eat World's Hear You Me. Warning: YAOI.
Beyblade - Rated: T - Chinese - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Bryan, Tala - Complete
The Cottage reviews
I remember... clearly... that beautiful little place... [CloudxVincent]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Cloud S., Vincent V. - Complete
Sweet Misery reviews
A word. A shout. A stab. Then it was gone. Everything. OneShot.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Bryan, Tala - Complete
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