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Joined 08-07-05, id: 872711, Profile Updated: 05-07-15
Author has written 8 stories for Angel Sanctuary, Resident Evil, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Silent Hill, Red vs. Blue, and Harry Potter.

I’m just a lazy person who has a penchant for being awkward and antisocial. I keep making weird, violent comments and people are like, “hey, let’s not hang out with the girl who’s talking about shoving teeth into someone’s eyes.” My actual name is Madeline, or Maddie for short. If I leave you a review that sounds extremely clinical and cold that’s just a by-product of college. They take all the joy out of literature. I'm sort of getting out of the habit now though. If you’re here because you read something I wrote that you liked that’s cool so thanks for that. Keep in mind this account spans almost ten years so if you read something that looks like it was written by a 13 year old it probably was. If you read something that sounds like it was written by a 20 year old who occasionally indulges in prescription medication for fun, that’s probably exactly what it is. Probably. No judge-ies. Also, before you suggest I look into a band or something, look at my recommended list. If your band or what have you isn’t in that genera, I probably won't be into it. I’m highly critical of everything and will probably (politely) tell you that I don’t like it. But in a really passive aggressive way.

Recommended reading: House of Leaves, Geek Love (Katherine Dunn), Scorch Atlas, Penpal, The Wasp Factory, H. P. Lovecraft, John Dies at the End, Cipher (Kathe Koja)

Recommended listening: KMFDM, Pig, Skinny Puppy, Flesh Field, Deftones (not after 2005 though), KidneyThieves, Garbage, Hole, Front Line Assembly, Oomph!

Recommended playing: Silent Hill 1-3, Rule of Rose, Psychonauts, first Dead Space, Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem

Recommended watching: Eraserhead, YellowBrickRoad, Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2011), Jacob's Ladder, Death Watch, Snatch, The Mighty Boosh, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Recommended manga/anime: Lychee Hikari Club and Bokura no Hikari Club, anything by Junji Ito, Space Dandy

Not super into manga or anything, but those really stand out for me. All of them can be found everywhere on the internet, so if you're in a guro-esque mood or just wanna be freaked the fuck out go for it. And Space Dandy is just a ton of goofy, brightly colored fun. I'm not going to go into the cartoons I like because I fucking love cartoons guys. From Spongebob to Venture Brothers. I legit love them. Ummm... is there anything else I wanna say...? I'm a scatter brain and forget things a lot. I also have an inability to take anything seriously. Every situation is a dark joke to me but I don't mean to be cruel. I just have a very extensive and dry sense of humor. I don't even take the things I write seriously so feel free to crack a joke or point out something stupid. I'll get it. I also love contrast.

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How to Live a Life by TheSarcasticDeath reviews
Ivan was in a new country, with a new life. But something was missing. But something was wrong. And he couldn't find what it was. This is a Trans!Rus story going through the realization process, to the surgery, and after. Human AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Russia, America] Poland, Hungary - Complete
catching bullets in our teeth by Callicokitten reviews
Alfred is your average high school kid, seventeen years old, parents happily married, big group of friends, average (okay slightly below average) grades then one lunch everything changes. Rumours have been circulating around the school involving a certain unstable Russian and gun and Alfred isn't about to let Ivan hurt anyone. Including himself. Eventual AmeRus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,724 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - America, Russia
Undiscovered First by riddlerism reviews
Joker/J. Crane
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,450 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Joker, J. Crane
Malignant by lizoftheinfinite reviews
Because in the end, Damien always gets what he wants. Dark fic. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,830 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Christophe, Damien
Don't Hold on to Me by Callicokitten reviews
After helping Russia hide from Belarus Canada's starting to think he might have found a friend, but Belarus isn't about to let that happen and now she's found a way to make herself much stronger she's not about to let anything stand in her way. Eventual RusCan & one sided Nyo!Belarus/Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,734 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Canada, Russia
Red vs Blue: Stories From The Gulch by The Mad Maiden reviews
A collection of one shots for the fanfic100 challenge I'm doing for the claim, Tex/Church. Will include het, slash, AU and just general craziness.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,609 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 3/24/2009 - L. Church/Alpha, Tex/Allison - Complete
Requiem of Pain by Hearthem reviews
Child!Russia hates his 'Father', but his warm voices is able to manipulate him in the dead of winter. As Ivan begins to loose control of the situation, he knows General Winter can only make him colder... does he have the strength to fight back?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Russia, General Winter - Complete
Lesson by TheGypsyWitchProject reviews
.:Oneshot:. "Maybe you need...a little reminder." Sergei/Wesker
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - A. Wesker, Sergei V. - Complete
Play Dead by paradoxal pervert reviews
In all the best laid plans of mice and men there's always someone there to play spanner to your gears, fortunately for the average spanner either the people who set the gears are dead, or are nice about it. Xigbar/Axel, guro, implied rape, cannibalism
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Xigbar, Axel
Rebirth by Tomboy-014 reviews
RvB: Reconstruction. The 3-part story of how the Alpha AI became Pvt. Church. Made to help fill some of the inconsistencies between Blood Gulch Chronicles and Reconstruction. Rated T for language.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Fear by Zombie-Ta reviews
After Johnathan Crane escapes from Arkham asylum he tries to spread his villainous wings. But will the Joker, also fresh from Arkham, use Scarecrow to further his own career? Slash, Joker x Scarecrow. Rated M for sexual content, language and naughtiness.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,595 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - J. Crane, Joker
A Day in the Life of Tweek by Cherry Champagne reviews
So the violent, bad tempered boys can't fall in love? Creeky abuse fic.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Don't Ask Questions by ShadowSong StarGlaive The Wolf reviews
Red Vs Blue. Miniature shots of what goes on at Blood Gulch, from slam-attack morning wake up calls to Welcome to War! campers to various head injuries. Lovely little amounts of Church/Tex. Blip 2 here!
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008
A Very Strange Event by The Mad Maiden reviews
Red vs Blue: There's a wedding at Blood Gulch. Who's getting married though? Pairings are listed inside.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Vixen by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
Mugen likes strong women. And his woman is the strongest of them all. MugenJin.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Sigil by Twilight Athena reviews
What if Vincent had survived his intended death in the chapel?
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2007
The More Things Change by eumonigy reviews
[RvB] The war's over, and everything changes for Church. Or does anything change at all?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Circles and Paradoxes II: Lucid Dreaming by Fantastic Pants reviews
Some of the time, dreams make more sense than reality. Actually, make that most of the time. Big BossOcelot. Sequel to Circles and Paradoxes. Portable Ops based. AU.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,923 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
Destroying Christmas by Mostly Harmless III reviews
Knives is going to destroy the world. And Christmas, too. The minute romance gets out of the way, he's whipping out the Doomsday Device. No, seriously. Don't you dare try to stop him. AU, SLASH, OOC.
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/26/2005
Cause to Fight by unwinding fantasy reviews
[MGS3 fic][Slash] Two prisoners search for the same thing. They just don't know it yet. [Hiatus]
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005
Shades of Gray by xheartmehorrid reviews
[Introspection on Legato, Knives, and Midvalley.] There is no such thing in life as black and white.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/7/2005
The Master's Smile by Madam Chaos Shadow reviews
One of the inmates of Thorney Towers observes the events that led to the death of its caretaker and the eventual abandonment of the asylum. [Oneshot.]
Psychonauts - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Crispin W. - Complete
A Fragile Innocence by darkriddler reviews
Rociel reflects on Katan's fragile innocence. Takes place after he tries to feed Katan his feather at the end of volume one.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/9/2005
My KMFDM Story by MysticalBlueVirus reviews
The story of how I became a KMFDM fan.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2003
bruises and triumph by paracetamol-solution reviews
a bit of on-request KxL drivel - I'm out of practice. ^^ A broken man muses on his bitter achievements, and the rewards they've brought him. (I should stop writing yaoi.)
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2003
Aurum & Ultramarine by Bennu reviews
Yaoi K/L implied - Knives waxes poetic over his favorite little pet. Short and slightly disturbing.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/26/2002
Gung Ho Guns ver 10 aka Top 10 Rejected GHG by DB Sommer reviews
Note: This is an actual story, not really a top ten list As neat as Dominique, Midvalley, Gray and the others were, what few people know is that they were not the first band to be called the Gung Ho Guns...
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Published: 7/26/2001 - Knives, Legato - Complete
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Fragments of Devotion reviews
"He gently removes the folded robes, black like the deepest ocean waters, black like the end of the world. The material is rough like burlap, rough like the shattered bricks of a collapsed building. He takes out the mask now, smooth like an opal but so much uglier." Severus shows his son pieces of a life he is too young to remember. For my dear Chrissy. Exactly what you think it is
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [Severus S., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr., Q. Quirrell
Breaking of the Alpha reviews
Red vs. Blue. RvB. It was determined that there was more than one AI needed to win the war for humanity. And bending the rules is different than breaking them.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - L. Church/Alpha - Complete
Whole But Still So Broken reviews
Semi-AU. Agent Washington is sent to find the fully merged Alpha AI. What he finds and their actions together make him question not only his own feelings and motives, but his future decisions as well. Sometimes people are better off better off dead. Sort of a continuation to Breaking of the Alpha but it's not required reading.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - [L. Church/Alpha, Wash] Tex/Allison - Complete
Twisted Sleep reviews
Dreams are never logical and linear. Nor are there any rules that say you can't enjoy them. Mad guro warning.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
30 Slashes reviews
More like eight. My version of 30 kisses. Eight vignettes guaranteed to be crude, lewd, and rude that cover a wide range of subjects. As wide as you can stretch eight, anyway.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/1/2009 - [J. Crane, Joker] - Complete
Random Parodies reviews
Probably the worst thing ever written, I'm not going to lie. Kept up for nostalgia reasons.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,567 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Katan, Rosiel - Complete
Resident Evil 1 Redesigned reviews
As it turns out, trusting a guy who wears sunglasses all of the time might not be the best decision the team made as they fumble through an evil and inconsistent mansion filled with scientifically impossible monster.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,797 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Jill V., A. Wesker
Of Leech Men, Convicts, and Shakespeare Quotes reviews
Ever wonder how Billy knew Marcus was a guy in that once scene? Well, it went a little something like this…
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete