Author has written 8 stories for Angel Sanctuary, Resident Evil, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Silent Hill, Red vs. Blue, and Harry Potter.
I’m just a lazy person who has a penchant for being awkward and antisocial. I keep making weird, violent comments and people are like, “hey, let’s not hang out with the girl who’s talking about shoving teeth into someone’s eyes.” My actual name is Madeline, or Maddie for short. If I leave you a review that sounds extremely clinical and cold that’s just a by-product of college. They take all the joy out of literature. I'm sort of getting out of the habit now though. If you’re here because you read something I wrote that you liked that’s cool so thanks for that. Keep in mind this account spans almost ten years so if you read something that looks like it was written by a 13 year old it probably was. If you read something that sounds like it was written by a 20 year old who occasionally indulges in prescription medication for fun, that’s probably exactly what it is. Probably. No judge-ies. Also, before you suggest I look into a band or something, look at my recommended list. If your band or what have you isn’t in that genera, I probably won't be into it. I’m highly critical of everything and will probably (politely) tell you that I don’t like it. But in a really passive aggressive way.
Recommended reading: House of Leaves, Geek Love, Scorch Atlas, Penpal, The Wasp Factory, H. P. Lovecraft, John Dies at the End
Recommended listening: KMFDM, Pig, Skinny Puppy, Flesh Field, Deftones (not after 2005 though), KidneyThieves, Garbage, Hole, Front Line Assembly, Oomph!
Recommended playing: Silent Hill 1-3, Rule of Rose, Psychonauts, first Dead Space, Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
Recommended watching: Eraserhead, YellowBrickRoad, Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2011), Jacob's Ladder, Death Watch, Snatch, The Mighty Boosh, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Recommended manga/anime: Lychee Hikari Club and Bokura no Hikari Club, anything by Junji Ito, Space Dandy
Not super into manga or anything, but those really stand out for me. All of them can be found everywhere on the internet, so if you're in a guro-esque mood or just wanna be freaked the fuck out go for it. And Space Dandy is just a ton of goofy, brightly colored fun. I'm not going to go into the cartoons I like because I fucking love cartoons guys. From Spongebob to Venture Brothers. I legit love them. Ummm... is there anything else I wanna say...? I'm a scatter brain and forget things a lot. I also have an inability to take anything seriously. Every situation is a dark joke to me but I don't mean to be cruel. I just have a very extensive and dry sense of humor. I don't even take the things I write seriously so feel free to crack a joke or point out something stupid. I'll get it. I also love contrast.
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