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Author has written 41 stories for Harry Potter, and Charlie Bone.

Name: Megan

age: 22

schooling: fourth year in college

sex: no thank you

DOB: dob? wth is that?

favorite book: Harry Potter series, duh!

favorite music: all kinds

favorite fruit: what's with all the questions?

most embarrassing moment: yea, like I'd tell you!

if you could be any serial killer who would it be and why?: wtf kind of question is that?!

How do you fit an elephant in your car?: idk, how?

you starve it to death and chop it up into pieces: :o

now that you know a little bit about me, please read my stories, they really are quite good! I hope so...unless my viewers like to lie to me...DUN DUN DU-NUN!!!!!!!!...

Anyway, please read and leave plenty of comments! I don't take too good to flamers, however, because the website did some changes I can delete any comments I wish. So go ahead and flame if you choose, but in the end it'll end up in a virtual trash. Toodles!

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My Heart With You by floatsodelicately reviews
Fred kisses Hermione after a prank goes bad and they end up in a confusing situation. How long can they keep the secret when they don't even understand it? Soul bond Fremione story set during The Order of the Phoenix. ABANDONED AND ADOPTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,736 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Fred Weasley in the World of Muggles by SophieSolemnlySwears reviews
Fred and George are failing Muggle Studies. They need to stay in the muggle world so they can pass their NEWTS, so what happens when Hermione Granger lets Fred stay at her house?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 58,304 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G.
An Unexpected Arrival by Supernal Dawn reviews
A one-shot Drarry fic. Mild slash. "Harry remembered how close the Sorting Hat had been to placing him in Slytherin, wondering how easily he could have gone down the same path as the sly, cunning blond boy who had his silver-grey eyes locked on his." In this midnight escapade through memory, reflection, and lust, they are finally able to lay their hatred, fear and anger to rest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One Week by maritheninja reviews
Hermione has her mind set to think that Fred cannot take a relationship seriously. He makes a deal with her that he has exactly one week to change her mind about him. Will his Weasley charm and humour be enough to make the girl fall for him? FWHG / HGFW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,701 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Fifty Shades of Granger by RainThestral93 reviews
Unlike his younger brother, Ron, who has the "emotional range of a teaspoon", Fred Weasley has the uncanny ability to provoke every emotion possible from our favourite Gryffindor bookworm. From late nights happily spent in the Common Room together to furious rants about his product testing on first years, Fred Weasley gets to Hermione. But what will become of it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G.
The Death Eater Files by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
216 Things You Are Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Violet44 reviews
I got bored & wrote this. i will update soon. anything u want in this story i will check out if you send it 2 me & i will put it in. Going 2 update really soon.16/09/11 @ 6.03.pm GMT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 3/6/2008
Truth Or Dare Challenge by x-sezzie-serendipity reviews
previous author name- ginny wannabee - It seems Dumbledores gone mad, he's decided to host a Truth Or Dare Challenge! What happens when Slytherins are mixed Gryffindors! Read to find out. Read & Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Charlie Bone: Next by kukumalu01 reviews
Murders are happening at endowed schools, and now the killer is turning to Bloor's. Charlie suspects its one of the endowed; but will he be able to truly find out before he and his friends become the next targets? Ignores Book 8 !STORY ABANDONED!
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,828 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Charlie B., Tancred T.
Please Remember by headindacloudzz reviews
Tancred fell in love with a girl when he was 8.He forgot about that girl until he found something that she gave him the day he admitted his feelings.Now he needs to find this girl,who already escaped from him once and win her over once again.EMMAxTANCRED
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,380 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Emma T., Tancred T. - Complete
Sleep by Oujdagirl reviews
Tancred's drowning from his Point of View. Spoilers for Shadow of Badlock. Oneshot.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Tancred T. - Complete
Surprise Letters by Ted and Vic reviews
Emma has had a terrible week and receives a peculiar letter. More arrive and not just to her. Where are they coming from? And what is this news that her Aunt Julia is trying to keep from her?
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Emma T. - Complete
Guide on How to Annoy at Bloors by Charlie Bone by Jenni N reviews
A guide made by Charlie, yeah right... Filled with pranks, tips, and secrets that will make your stay at Bloors more amusing every day.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2009
X's and O's Are the Factors by HarryPotterFreakEver reviews
Ginny got pregnant at the end of her 6th year. Her daughter is now 11 and about to go to Hogwarts. Ginny hasn't told her daughter's dad that he's a father. Maybe it's time!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,296 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Dear Sev by Snickerdoodle225 reviews
When what happens on the train combines with an unfinished letter, what do you get? I DIDN'T GET REVIEWS, BUT IT WAS JUST SO MUCH FUN THAT I DECIDED TO WRITE MORE TO THE TRAMATIC STORY OF LILY AND SEVERUS! THE SAGA CONTINUES! RATING CHANGED TO M! WARNING!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Random Thoughts by mctwist reviews
Random oneshots from all over the series... Draco's not gay, the Giant Squid consumes Britain, Harry and Ron walk in on Hermione... Professor Trelawney attempts to predict the weather, among other things, and Voldemort reveals that he had a sense of humor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 35,798 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
To Love the Unlovely by Lavender Leo reviews
Hermione Granger overhears a secret about Draco Malfoy that makes her question her feelings towards him. Hermione/Draco, Snape/Hestia Jones. Discontinued. End summary posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,536 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Evening Fun by Jessalyn-Laine reviews
Sequel to Morning Bliss. A smutty femslash two shot about the joys of toys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Legend of Skittlzz: Chasing the Rainbow by When-turtles-strike-back reviews
This hurts my insides...like brain melting ACID! okay so this fic is creative diareahh arrg how do you spell diariah, why can't you spell check summaries i sort of had this brain hemmorage awhile back, and Skittlzz the white rapper was born.i hurt
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M.
Thank You by ShadowRose18 reviews
Tancred thanks Emma for saving him from Dagbert's drowning. Post Shadow of Badlock. TancredEmma fluffy oneshot .::COMPLETE::.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Tancred T., Emma T. - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort by Dufrene Party of Two reviews
The title says it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Dirty Detention by DeliciousNewYork reviews
Harry has to stay after class for a little detention, but this time, he may just enjoy the detention...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Random Conversations by chico's rhia reviews
Just some random conversations between different characters.What will happen, who knows?Rated for later chapters too, may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 11/7/2006
My Husband, My Enemy by sadistic princess reviews
Draco and Ginny are married? But how? Not only are they still studying at Hogwarts, the two HATE each other with a passion! And just WHY are they being graded for this? One thing's for sure, Dumbledore is to blame for this little project.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,880 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
mischief managed by SCprincessSC reviews
Snape walks in on Dumbledore belly dancing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
If you're Reading this by IdaPida86 reviews
Severus Snape finds a letter from his one true love,it contains a secret, a secret that will change his life. But it also reminds him of all the years gone by.He never forgot Lily, and he never will.May be a DH Spoiler!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Dare You Can't Refuse! by HarryPotterFreakEver reviews
Hermione is dared by Ginny and her dare is to get Draco Malfoy to fall in love with her. Is she a good enough to conquer the pureblood prat, or will she fail horribly?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,783 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Locked in a Hall Closet by beautiful-gorgeous06 reviews
Hermione and Draco were accidentally locked in a hall closet during Harry and Ginny's engagement party. What's gonna happen? Find out and read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
If I did it, here's how it happened by Myrtle the Tyrtle reviews
Harry Potter is dead! But who did it? None of our suspects have [or have they?], but are explaining how they would have. You can join in too! See inside for details. Contains HG, RHr, DG, DHr, HHr, ColinUmbridge and more. WARNING may cause sides to split!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,950 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006
The Many Lives or Deaths of Harry Potter by X'andirth reviews
All the ways that Harry Potter can die. Rated for excessive death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Tis the night to be horny by HPismysugerquill reviews
one night Fred is walking the halls and hears somthing very wrong indeed...after writing this I was ROTFLMFHO!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Malfoy Twins by GoddessMoonLady reviews
15 years ago Lucius and Narcissa malfoy had twins, but a week after they were born one was stolen from them. Now they found him. Please Go Here- : / / goddessmoonlady . livejournal . com / 2309 . html for a VERY important AN subtract spaces
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,730 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Philosopher's Stone: Snape's Secret Diary by Still-Fantasy reviews
A insight into the Snape behind the grease, diary form as you could probably tell from the title. Don't be turned off by the number of chapters. Each chapter is about half to three quarters of a page. Humour. Don't forget to laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Argument by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
Companion piece to the Death Eater Files. Voldy and I exchange insults in the form of letters. In, of course, 55 words or less.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Voldemort
Prequal by Dracia Malfoy reviews
When Harry and Draco were babies something quite strange happened. There is definate love between Lucius and Lily, as well as with James and Narcissa. Will be five chapters by the end. Read and enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Whose line is it anyway? by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Join young Severus, James, Remus,Sirius, and meas the host for another Harry Potter Whose Line Is It Anyway fic! PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 11/16/2006 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
A Typical Harry Potter Fanfic by Anathema2 reviews
A parody of fanfic clichés everywhere. Don’t worry, I write this out of love. Mostly. If you have a problem with your heart, your back, or your sense of humor, you should not read this fic. Updated when possible. Chapter 6 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 9/14/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
Voldemort: The Mastermind Of Chick Flicks? by ColorMeKissable reviews
I can’t believe it has come down to this. Have I actually sunk this low? I, the supreme, evil, vile, cruel, Dark Lord Voldemort…like chick flicks?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Voldemort
Jingle Bells, Gringotts Smells! by jennifer snape reviews
Jingle bells, Gringotts smells, Hedwig laid an egg.... Oh no! Will Harry be able to land the sleigh safely? Sing this to the tune of Jingle Bells!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
I Will Survive: Hogwarts style! by jennifer snape reviews
Hermione and Colin, they were petrified....And I thought Voldemort would get me so I hid in fright....' I've murdered Gloria Gaynor's lyrics! There are 10 characters, but the narrator remains unnamed....I'll give you a clue...it's Harry Potter!....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Daily Life of VoldieKins by Reijou reviews
[One Shot] You'd think Voldemort would spend every day torturing his Death Eaters and stuff along those lines. But really... making Severus and Lucius sing and dance to several songs is going a bit too far...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Brilliance of Reading by xOhxSnapx reviews
Marauder Era. James and Lily are bickering as usual. However, they get quite a shock when a boy who looks very much like James just happens to drop in. The plot comes together as the story goes on. AU. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,844 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 2885 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Taken into Darkness by dancin1in3my1undiez6 reviews
What happens when Voldemort TAKES Harry on the night he attacks? Will Harry be evil? And will Ginny be able to 'tame' him? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
DREAM or REALITY by DaOnLeeSam reviews
Hermione Draco. This is based on a dream or nightmare I had. IT's a one shot but has the potential to continue if reviewed. Will continue over the vacation stressing finals, SATs, regents and more! Sry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Severus Snape and the Dangerous Doorframe by CandleInTheDarkness reviews
oneshot for DBCA Reality Bites Challenge. Snivellus checks out Lestrange and Voldy trips over a doorframe. Complete and utter nonsense.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Potter by LampsAreCool reviews
Passion. Betrayal. Evil twins. Sacrifice. Possession. A COMPLETE SOAP OPERA. Featuring Snape as a shrink, Hermione as a COMPLETE MARY SUE, Draco as a drug addict, and Ron as a insanely jealous assassin. Basically, everyone is trying to kill Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,622 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blanket by Jesena reviews
summary of this poem will remain a mystery. explore it on your own. warnings present just in case
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
Ayame Sohma DADA Teacher! by Shiemi reviews
Meet the annoying and completely mad Ayame Sohma! 'from Fruits Basket' He is the new Hogwarts' DADA teacher in HP's 6th year. He will drive everyone insane! 'oneshots collection' You don't have to know Fruits Basket! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 42,743 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 10/26/2005
a letter for a lost soul by ohhdarkstonedone11 reviews
a letter from Minerva to albue after...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
You Wish You Knew Me by WonWon-7 reviews
Hermione becomes Head Girl and so does Draco as Head Boy...now they have to get along and they never knew that apart of them getting along they would fall in love with each other in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Year of Bliss by arc.black reviews
Silence. Two long strides, and James gathered his wife in his arms. Though he would rather die than admit it, he was scared too. [Lily and James have a year left to live. Of course, they don't know that yet]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Mommy I love You by CayMart reviews
A short story about Harry when he was little that maybe he talked to his mom and told her what was happening. Oneshot. Beleive me it's really short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wizard Wands by raconteur27 reviews
A naughty little HP poem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
What happened by The All Knowing God of Hats reviews
It's kind of a silly telling of what happened to Jesus.If you are really holy and stuff please don't be offended by this,it's just a stupid story, flame if you want to, but tell me why you flamed it. Anonymous people can now review.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,979 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005
A Random Game of Truth or Dare by GoddessMoonLady reviews
HIATUS evil grin Harry, Ron, Ginny, Hermione, Pansy, Theodore, Draco, and Female Blaise are bored and deside to play a little game... Please Go Here- : / / goddessmoonlady . livejournal . com / 2309 . html for a VERY important AN subtract spaces
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Roots of Affection by Luckyducky7 reviews
Alternative Universe(AU): Ginny has visited Malfoy Manor every weekend ever since she was Five years old. How will growing up with each other affect Ginny and Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,964 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Does it hurt terribly, Draco? by pearla914 reviews
Draco is going crazy because he keeps getting hurt, and Pansy keeps turning up in the most random places! Story is based around the title being a line in the story. r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Pansy P.
Scars of a Traitor by Golden Lunar Eclipse reviews
A poem reflecting actions of betrayal...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Complete
Falling by Garlic Blanket reviews
Do you love me? No. Slightly AU, no HBP spoilers, oneshot. Oddly depressing. Sorta HGDM but not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Breathe No More by professionaldooropener reviews
Hermione thinks on the betrayal of others AU OOc warning SUCIDE WARNING don't like don't read one shot rated k for sucide
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Truth Behind it All by Innocent.Evol reviews
Harry Potter gets the chance of a life time, Dumbledore allows him to move in with his godfather. Based in the 6th year, not totally based on the book. WARNING: Contains a MarySue
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P.
Desire & Deceit by slyaero13 reviews
Ron & Hermione finally get together over the summer but shes not happy. when she returns to Hogwarts for her 6th year she finds someone who can fulfill all of her needs. but its someone she can never be with. she gets him at price.HGDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Love's Potion by lolagirl reviews
Hermione and Draco are alone on Valentine's Day, and someone has spiked the butterbeer with a love potion. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Some Things Aren't Meant to Figure Out by eyeforanI reviews
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are the same as ever, and to no one's suprise they've landed the Head Girl and Head Boy positions. Tension rises as they learn to live with one another and maybe even accept one another as friends or possibly more, though
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,933 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The confusing year by wishiwaswanted reviews
Hermione arrives at Hogwarts ready to be a 7th year. But as soon as she sees Harry she thinks shes head over heals in love with him But, when she finds out that she has to live with Draco, her feelings suddenly change.... my first fic... PLEASE r&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Denial is an ugly thing by rubberchickenonawednesday reviews
It's only six hundred words, you can read it for yourself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Lee J., George W.
if you read this wou'll die, like in the ring! by rubberchickenonawednesday reviews
CAPTAIN HEINEKEN SAYS, BRUSH YOUR TOENAILS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Fleur D., Tom R. Jr.
Fred, George, Angelina and Lee go to IHOP by rubberchickenonawednesday reviews
if you've seen 'Harold and Kumar go to White Castle' you get the basic idea. and you might get more of the jokes. oh yeah, and a bunch of...stuff happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Angelina J., George W.
A Mere Moment To Reflect by goddessa39 reviews
Dumbledore stood in front of the entire community, the usual twinkle gone from his eye. Somebody was dead but this time it was not solely Voldemort’s fault. This time the people of Hogwarts, the witches, wizards, and squibs of the wizarding world, and the
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Swooning by BooBack reviews
ONESHOT. McGonagall's drunk, Hermione is misusing words, Draco gets hit with an unfortunate spell and Harry's father is who? Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Maurauders and their Marshmellows by arc.black reviews
James' marshmellows have mysteriously disappeared! What on earth is he going to do? oneshot, for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2005
Future's Twins by GoddessMoonLady reviews
HIATUS A girl from the Future comes back to Hogwarts to retrieve her twin brother who had been dropped there as a baby. OC! AU! Please Go Here- : / / goddessmoonlady . livejournal . com / 2309 . html for a VERY important AN subtract spaces
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,062 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Napoleon Dynamite's Ode to Curly Fries by Allison Chains reviews
Napoleon reads a poem. My first Fanfic!
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Karaoke Night by bellodraco reviews
Bad notes, muggle songs, and how does Draco know THAT? It can only mean Karaoke Night at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Knee Trembler by Lux Aeterna reviews
Hermione discovers that after a night of spectacular drunkeness she's pregnant with Draco's child. Witness the horror of well... everyone, count the number of people who pass out and behold the amusement of everybody else! Rated R for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,793 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 4/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Series of Unfortunate FanFictions by Chris's Lover and Burfday Girl reviews
A couple of teenagers take a hand at writing some funny parodies on writing what readers HATE, like Mary-Sues, terrible and totally unlikely relationships, and just random funny stuff. Enjoy! I swear it's good.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Stupidity by Rhianwen reviews
[Chapter 5 uploaded!] A parody of "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." The creature from the chamber has a very different effect on the Muggle-borns... Warning: Rhianwen has a severe and incurable RonHermione bias. Exercise extreme caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,427 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Forgotten by GoddessMoonLady reviews
A 16 year old girl walks through a place time forgot. A place the world wishes to forget. A place that was once a happy place, now in ruins, just like the lives that was once there. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Complete
Extremely Bizarre Events by amberthefool reviews
DISCONTINUED. Written whilst on coffee at 3 in the morning, mostly
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Musical That Rocked Hogwarts: Draco & Hermione by Hoshi-Usagi-Silver-Serpentine reviews
Snape pokes fun at Hogwarts by turning it into a musical. Weirded out songs. Many people confess their secrets. Will two of our faveorite characters find love? Of course. BUT! What happens when Snape's plan backfires. Will Hogwarts be a musical forever?rr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Detention with McGonnagall by whitticisms reviews
Ever seen that episode of Boy Meets World when the Scream guy chases everyone around the school? Well, this is the Harry Potter version of it! First fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Long Awaited Realizations by whitticisms reviews
Harry and Ron had their turn, but when 11 year old Hermione encounters the infamous mirror, she recieves a shock and realizes she may not know as much about herself as she thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Winter by Abigail-Nicole reviews
It was always a dream. No matter what she thought, she always woke up and he was never there. Snow kills her slowly as lies dance to her again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
The Source by Luckyducky7 reviews
[COMPLETE] The Source: A Mysterious person at Hogwarts who sells other people's secrets for money. When Draco stumbles upon this person, he is both fascinated and annoyed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 125,339 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/3/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The New chamber of secrets by KEEO reviews
Swearwords, gummy bears, frustration, excessive usage of unforgivable curses and some more gummy bears. Don't tell me it's insane because I'm already aware of that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ties that Bind by Abigail-Nicole reviews
She'll do anything to protect her son, even ignore her own pain. But how far does a mother's devotion go...? Very dark fic about Narcissa Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Lucius M., Draco M.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! by Sasery reviews
The most pointless, confusing, and utterly retarded fic you will ever read. MAKE SURE YOU REVEIEEEEEWW!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2002
Snog Monologues by Passionate Trousers reviews
Just a crazy bit of... something. Featuring a clarinet player at Sleezy's lots of D/G snoggin, Idiot!Ron, and more...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
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Drapple vs Appear reviews
Draco just wanted to marry his true love. He thought he had found the one. He didn't think, however, he would have to deal with competition. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/19
Napesh
Sequel to Apotheosis: 3 months. That's how long Draco has been Dark Lord. Everything seemed to be going his way. Except for Colin. Convinced that Colin was still angry with the Horcrux fight, Draco finds they are becoming distant. Draco vowed to do anything to get his Colin back. Reentering Colin's dreams, Draco finds himself in battle with Potter in a last attempt for Colin's love
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,572 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Draco M., Colin C. - Complete
Apotheosis reviews
A week had passed since Lord Voldemort's death. Draco has claimed title of the Dark Lord, the Death Eaters are now at his mercy; everything is going as planned. Except Colin, who is still seemingly under the Horcrux's dream spell. Draco has conquered every other obstacle in his life - but will he be able to conquer Colin's heart once more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,111 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Draco M., Colin C. - Complete
Transcendence reviews
Voldemort has risen, Harry Potter is dead. After a year of service, Colin has gotten to know Draco. Draco is given a task by the Dark Lord but is taking seriously by no one. Colin steps in to give suggestions/ideas which Draco reluctantly takes. As time passes, It's not until both Draco & Colin find themselves in a life changing situation that he realizes just how much he needs Col
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 113,550 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Draco M., Colin C. - Complete
A Sexy Morning Workout reviews
ONESHOT: Harry and Draco have a cabin all to themselves for the weekend. They decide to get creative in their morning routine. SMUT. Suck at summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Beginning reviews
The Battle of Hogwarts just ended. Harry feels odd at the finality of it. But there is someone who feels even more lost and confused themselves. What could Harry possibly have to offer to the blonde Slytherin who just needs a listening ear? Please R&R. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Room of Requirement reviews
Harry is trying to get into the RoR to find out what Draco is up to. But what happens when he finally gets in? Takes place in year 6. SMUT. Suck summaries. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Take My Hand reviews
After Harry saves Draco's life during a Quidditch game, Draco finds himself more attracted to Harry then ever. When he expresses himself to Harry, Harry reciprocates the feelings. But what happens when the rest of the school finds out about their relationship? And worse still, what does the Dark Lord make of this information? Takes place during OoTP. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,513 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Drarry Vs Drapple reviews
ONE-SHOT Harry catches Draco and in selfish act with a delicious piece of fruit. Now Draco has a very difficult decision to make. Is he going to choose Harry? Or someone else? I suck at summaries, but it should be good! Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Private Encounters reviews
Takes place during Half-Blood Prince. Scene: Harry is hiding under his Invisibility Cloak on the train to Hogwarts. Draco suspects he's there. Draco tells his friends to go ahead, leaving Harry to worry what's going to happen. Is he about to get jinxed? Or is he going to find out what's been going on with the blonde Slytherin? Sucky title, but a really good ONE-SHOT. Please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How Could This Happen? reviews
Percy is feeling extremely guilty over the death of Fred. He believes that it his fault that he died. This is Percy's POV when Fred died, and how he feels and everything. I know, short summary, but it's really good, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Complete
A Wave of Events reviews
At first, Charlie thought his parents were just coming home. But following their arrival, a few more additions enter his life one of which he crushes on. But what happens when one of your enemy likes the same girl? Will they fight for her love?
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Charlie B.
WOW, REALLY! reviews
Just a brief recap of what happened after Harry and his friends dropped their children off on the Hogwarts Express 19 years later. I promise, you're going to want to read this! Flame if you must, but read it first!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
Salad Bar Rage reviews
Snape? Salad? Rage? Are these catagories even possible? Well, if you are familar with my works, you know I go out of my way to make it so! Snape loves his salad and he won't let anyone get in its way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Severus S.
The Orgy of Kinkyness reviews
Harry, Snape, Draco, and a few others. The titles say it all. Extremely funny! Please read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2009
Slow Satisfaction reviews
story of Lily marrying James. What what she was doing right? Or should she be with another? A certain greasy haired boy? really short. sorry. still good, though. will take flames if necessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Under The Full Moon reviews
He's very nervous. He doesn't know hoe Lily will react, especialy since that Potter came along. Story about Snape and his love for Lily. Please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
I'M WHAT! reviews
draco find out that he's adopted. he and hermione becomes friends. they get to school and find out they have a big year project to do. hermione and draco get paired together. the project goes horribly wrong, which brings them even closer. a littletooclose
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,748 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
RANDOM THOUGHTS reviews
just a story on all your favourite characters on what they're thinking. It's both funny, yet disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2008
TOO LAZY TO THINK OF A TITLE reviews
i was sleep deprived when i wrote this. i know you're going to like it though. you know how my stories are when i'm sleep deprived. i'm also too lazy to think of a summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
BATTLE OF THE POV'S reviews
suck at summeries. if you've read my funny stories before, you should know this one will be funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
MUTANT SEX FROGS reviews
Don't be fooled by the title! It has absolutly nothing to do with the story. just a random thing i thought of. please read! i promise it's funny!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY reviews
This is just a rap that i made up entirely myself. it's about what's happening in the 5h year with Umbridge. enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
VOLDY POO POO reviews
I was bored over the Easter holiday. i didn't get much sleep, so i wrote this. it's a parody of the songstory of little bunny foo foo. i don't know if you know it or not. the point is, it's funny. please read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
LITTLE RED reviews
Harry got a letter from his Grandmother to come visit him. but that's impossible she's dead. is this some prank pulled by his arch nemisis, Voldemort? why don't you read it to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Harry P.
LAW & ORDER reviews
Someone killed Dumbledore's stuffed bear, Mr. Blinky. Everyone's a suspect. But what happens when the person who everyone thinks is the murder turns out to be someone else? What are all the other alibis? extremely hilarious! i recommend you reading it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
MmmmFluff reviews
Ron has this random obsession with fluff. he starts going crazy and killing Hogwarts students who won't give him what he wants. what will happen if Ron doesn't get his fluff in time! why don't you try reading it? you might end up liking it! i wouldn't lie
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Ron W. - Complete
FOREVER reviews
song fic. Harry is 5 years old. Harry looks at all the love given to his cousin Dudley. This song shows how much he misses his mother. sorry. bad at summaries. but it'll be a good fic. i promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
CRY reviews
Draco's mother gets murdered. Hermione helps Draco get over it. Based on Mandy 'moore's song CRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
HARRY VERSES VOLDEMORT GANGSTA STYLE reviews
Harry and Voldemort are in the graveyard. they decide to have a compotition. suck at summeries. please read. i promise it'll make you laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
BOOBS reviews
Harry and Ron walk in on Ginny and Hermione having a fight on who's boobs are bigger. Sorry. i was sleep deprived when i wrote this. please read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
A PRANK GONE TOO FAR reviews
Draco and Harry play a bunch of funny jokes on each other. But one of them goes to far with it. Who gets hurt and ends up with a new found love? I don't know, you have to read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
HAPPY CHRISTMAS! reviews
HGDM fic. Hogwarts is having it's first annual christmas talent show where Hermione sings her heart out for that special someone. Does Draco do the same? I don't know. You have to read it yourself! please read and review! and I'm not good with flamers. so
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
YOU KNOW, THAT THING reviews
This is your basic random story. Hermione's crazy, Harry confussed. I'm not good at writing summries. but please read it i promise it's funny. if not you can flame. i don't care.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
TRUTHS REVEALED reviews
one day for no apparent reason, harry's parents show up at hogwarts. Why are they there? Why aren't they dead? what is the big secret his parents are hiding from their son and the world? if you know what's good for you,you will read and review. please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P.
BEHIND THE MAGIC reviews
This story just tells you what you need to know. Like what really happened to Fluffy, Voldemort. please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
BREAKAWAY reviews
Something happens to Draco out on the school grounds that the whole school witnesses. Hermione saves him and help cures him. Do they start to grow comforable with each other? please and and review! i suck at summeries but I promise you that the story is g
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
UNDISCOVERED LOVE reviews
Draco was in the Hospital Wing dying. He wants to tell Hermione how he has felt about her after all these years. Does Draco have a chance to tell her? R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
ERASERS ARE EVILL! reviews
Basically Ron sticks erasers up his nose, dumbldore is like a pimp and Professor Sprout grows pot and i suck att summeies please reads and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P.
RANDOMLY RANDOMNESS reviews
This is just a random thought I had. Harry is wearing a dress, Ron is getting married, and Grabbe is....intelligent? woah! please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
DREAMS DO COME TRUE reviews
Harry,Ron,Hermione,& Ginny buried a box 4 years ago containing their deepest wishes.What happens when Ginny pulls out what she put in comes true?Please read &and reveiw, be nice this is my first fafic eva! GinnyDraco fic Disclamer: I do not own any of t
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
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