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The Young Conqueror by His Lordship Havoc reviews
A biography of sorts about Sun Ce, and what it would have been like if he had realized his ambitions. Lots of action, lots of huge battles, lots of bizarre humour and romantic subplots. Enjoy!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 848,323 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Sun Ce, Da Qiao
Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by Rizzle reviews
After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 186,848 - Reviews: 1970 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21246 - Favs: 11,721 - Follows: 7,439 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14717 - Favs: 7,310 - Follows: 7,049 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Misadventures of Daisy and Swirl by m81170 reviews
"Daisy bit her lip and nodded, trying hard not to audibly moan. The way Swirl wielded his hammer rendered her speechless." For the moments that boring, young geeks and social pariahs share - snapshots from Swirl and Daisy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Confrontational Approach by Advocaat reviews
In which Prince Zuko can't catch a break. "Wait, you tied Katara to a tree? Wow, that's... I mean... that just explains so much." "I was desperate!" "Whoa! Way too much information there, Sparky." Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Zuko, Katara
We Do The Dance Electric by Lady Momo reviews
(AU Post-War) They don't immediately revert to their old ways because the old ways didn't work anyway. And learning and re-learning and un-learning things have always been the hardest part of the challenge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,006 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sparrowkeet Series by audreyii-fic reviews
Ba Sing Se has fallen and Katara has been captured by the Fire Nation; a more adult take on the potential progression of S3. AU series of interconnected one-shots. Zutara. Rated for lemons and general darkness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,968 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20081 - Favs: 11,638 - Follows: 6,901 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing It Straight by MissWinkles reviews
Sometimes love is all about telling the truth. AH, OOC and very, very fluffy. Written for the Twilight Twenty-Five Round Six.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,035 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
you make my heart beat faster by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6602 - Favs: 4,277 - Follows: 3,173 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11458 - Favs: 8,997 - Follows: 6,574 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22896 - Favs: 14,137 - Follows: 10,628 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8377 - Favs: 6,650 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 4,172 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Full Circle by Lady Momo reviews
Years after his desertion, Haruno Sakura realizes that she and Uchiha Sasuke never did have an ending. But on a stormy, rainy night, as she hangs on the verge of death, she realizes that they never had a beginning either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,326 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12341 - Favs: 9,206 - Follows: 4,108 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 225 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Diaries of A Broken Man by Horky reviews
Between delightful ducks, flying panties, cake wielding spirits, shaved heads, exploding bananas, manskirts, and flying Wutai Stank bombs, it had never been more true than now. Love IS a battlefield.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 154,633 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17369 - Favs: 9,937 - Follows: 4,589 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Afternoon Adventures of Edward and Willy by 22blue reviews
A one shot written for the Support Stacey Auction. Smutty, vulgar, and meant for fun. AH, borderline crackfic. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,989 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Standards by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed stared down Winry's date for the night with an appraising look. At last, he cocked an eyebrow and stuck one automail finger in the smug teen's face. "Alright, you lucky bastard. You've met her standards. The question is...can you meet mine?" EdWin!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/8/2010 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 308 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9422 - Favs: 7,716 - Follows: 3,229 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2895 - Favs: 5,133 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5781 - Favs: 8,774 - Follows: 3,317 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Spirit of Winter by sharkflip reviews
The 1918 civil war is a memory but its scars still divide the nation's people – even on the eve of a second Great War. Katara/Zuko/Jet historic AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,624 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2010
Juniper by attica reviews
What Blaise Zabini hadn’t understood in the beginning soon became the clearest thing in the entire universe. DHr. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Zabini's Twelve Days of Christmas by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
Blaise Zabini has a point to prove, whether Hermione Granger wants to listen or not. A Christmas fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,446 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 325 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Kill You Tomorrow, My Queen by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 176 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Age of Innocence by coconutmandarin reviews
“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harm's Way by Neon Genesis reviews
Sakura walks in, and Karin's world starts to fall apart. Alternate Universe. Sasuke x Sakura, onesided Sasuke x Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Karin - Complete
Mr Endlessly by angel puppeteer reviews
I don't know you. I can't remember you. But: one word. One look. One smile. And I know. Again, I'd fall. [Sequel: The Uchiha Sweetheart]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,338 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Uchiha Sweetheart by angel puppeteer reviews
Endless. Everlasting. No Love can beat Death. But who knows? Maybe Sasuke's can. After all, an Avenger's love is the best love of all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,303 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6667 - Favs: 3,700 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19435 - Favs: 12,161 - Follows: 5,566 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4312 - Favs: 4,825 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Anthology by Laura-chan reviews
Oneshots Collection -SasuSaku- Rating doesn't apply to every chapter: He had realized he had done the worst mistake of his life so far.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,019 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Every Day Is Exactly The Same by Princess Destiny reviews
Usagi and Mamoru have discovered their pasts in the Starlight Tower, but now they seem to be stuck in a timeloop and don't know how to get out of it.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Because Peter Said So by Rolletti reviews
What happens to Peter's fatherly role since their return from Narnia? Only the children parents can answer that. NO SLASH WHAT SO EVER!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,373 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
saligia by Azaria Stromsis reviews
“Pleasure is the bait of sin”- Plato. Because their sins would consume them; Shiki and Rima, meet the Seven Deadly Sins.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,525 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Rima T., Senri S.
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 107 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 174 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
She's a GRAY? by Lady of Weirdness reviews
AU REVISED Eventually Mimato. Based on the manga series, Penguin Brothers. In the midst of a silent war, after all these years, she returns. That’s when he realized, he was allowed to give his first love a second chance.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,954 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Mimi T., Yamato I./Matt
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 202 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2804 - Favs: 3,657 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 5,274 - Follows: 558 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Chance by elle6778 reviews
Sakura discovers just how different it is to go on a mission led by Uchiha Itachi. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 135 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
I'm In Love with a Plumber by Aesha reviews
‹COMPLETE› Sakura just had to fall for her next door neighbor a.k.a Li Syaoran, the lousiest plumber on the face of this planet. A satire.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,918 - Reviews: 2620 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 4,582 - Follows: 343 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
This Is War by edwardNOTjacob reviews
A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 175 - Published: 3/20/2008
The Puppet Show by Cherazor reviews
Hiroshi had somehow mangaged strike gold when Tsukino Usagi agreed to a date with him. Or so he thought. Enter Chiba Mamoru with his interroga---uh, conversation. U/M
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Lines by Scarlett71177 reviews
Bella reads Edward's palm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
There For You by C.Queen reviews
There for each other Ryo and Rika are determined to be together despite street fights, the mob and psycho relations raising hell. With help from their friends they'll protect the DWorld and each other in the insane life of teenagers.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 193,807 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Ruki M./Rika N., Ryo A. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gender Roles by Artemis Rae reviews
Domesticity, as demonstrated by Ed and Winry. Silliness and fluff. Postmanga.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Role Reversal by Muffytaj reviews
When Inner Sakura and Itachi clash in Tsukuyomi the results are... interesting. After all, Inner Sakura is the ultimate seme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 2,838 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Room 227 by O-Renji-Un reviews
Faint words could be heard in the background…“I love you, don’t die. I love you, don’t die. Please, I love you, don’t die…” Twoshot! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
101 Ways to Woo Hermione Granger by KatDiva reviews
Draco attempts to woo and win back a relunctant Hermione via OWL messages in time for Valentine's Day.ONE SHOT Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Happy Ending by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
I was a normal boy, then I became an avenger. Now I am a lover and the father of two. This is my story. This is my happy ending. [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sanctuary of Seven by angel puppeteer reviews
/SasuSaku/ The only feeling of real loss is when you love someone, more than you love yourself./UNDERGOING REPAIR/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 140,363 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Family Thing by desolate butterfly reviews
AU, SasuSaku, ItaSasu crack What if Itachi never killed his clan? Well, then he'd just have to find other ways of being evil, wouldn't he.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Graffiti by Yummei of the Dream reviews
[SasuSaku] That wall is sacred and only meant for couples who are actually a couple! You can't write that, Naruto, he doesn't even love me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hating You by Squit Ayumin reviews
[Discontinued] The lives of four teenagers change when they are forced to spend every waking moment with the ones they most despise. Takari, Ryuki.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,772 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 12/24/2004 - [Takeru T./TK, Hikari Y./Kari K.] [Ryo A., Ruki M./Rika N.]
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,674 - Reviews: 6126 - Favs: 4,454 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Torture Room by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
Sakura was assigned to be Sasuke's interrogator, since physical torture wouldn't work on him. Only problem is, she doesn't know who would break first. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Sole Survivor by IronDoormat reviews
PreHBP. 39 days on a tropical island. Can Hermione outplay the Muggles, and a familiar face, to become Sole Survivor? HGDM, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 85,749 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 2876 - Favs: 3,024 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
photo booth by Tohrue reviews
ROXIRI: He always wanted to kiss her THERE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨×»
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Roxas, Kairi - Complete
Kiss me, Harry by Heptagon reviews
Hermione has a small problem, but why is Harry so reluctant to help? Sequel posted: "Marrying Harry".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Missing By A Mile by the Black Rose reviews
HYxRP. Romantic Comedy. A princess in love with a soldier. A soldier with no clue what love is. Helpful friends, a saboteur, and an enemy butler... For Heero Yuy, the rules of engagement have changed.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 153,252 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 2/12/2001 - Heero Y., Relena P. - Complete
Jealous? by Princess Destiny reviews
When Usagi gets a Christmas present from a boy and kisses his cheek, Mamoru starts to wonder at why he suddenly has the urge to strangle the poor guy. UM
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Love Sick by BlackBelt reviews
rewritten OOCness, sequel to Jealous Thoughts, Denial Ideas: Poor Sakura! First she gets the flu and is bedridden. Now her overprotective boyfriend and teammates are going to 'heal' her. May God have mercy on her soul.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,950 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 3,621 - Follows: 552 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Girl called Anna by jack-adam reviews
The worst thing Yoh had ever done. Falling madly in love with the icequeen, Anna. Seduction lessons from Hao, Ren's girl advice, Horo Horo's 'secret' movies and a blossoming Anna equals to an extremely perplexed Yoh. YohAnna, hints of HaoAnna. COMPLETED
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,063 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Yoh A., Anna K. - Complete
Him by ka0ri-chan reviews
Oneshot. A girl from Mamoru's college wants to invite him to a New Years party. First, she must find him, but what's this? He's arguing with a strange girl? Uso!
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Watch Your Back by Maia's Pen reviews
COMPLETE! Trainers are mysteriously vanishing. Someone, or something, is on a violent kidnapping spree. When Gary Oak becomes the newest victim, Ash and his friends are determined to find out what is going on.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 195,896 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Gary O./Shigeru, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 2,836 - Follows: 410 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
MY Daddy by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, genfic] The toddlers of Konoha argue over whose daddy is truly the best. Features Uchiha Kisho, Uzumaki Arashi, Hyuuga Sasame, and Nara Shikatori.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Mischievous Love by StarJade reviews
Syaoran and Eriol are best buds (a.k.a : big time pranksters) , and when cheerful, popular Sakura and Tomoyo move to Hong Kong , they decided to make their lives hell. Until they begin to fall in love...S&S! R&R!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,577 - Reviews: 3035 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 10/18/2002 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Cold War With A Side Salad by freeze1 reviews
In which Mimi and Yamato start a war that threatens to disrupt everyone else's summer traditions. [Mimato]
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Mimi T., Yamato I./Matt
Silent High by Istoria reviews
COMPLETE 080505 A bit of the Silent Hill series mixed in with Naruto. Trapped in an illusion whose rules are unknown, they struggle to find answers before darkness consumes them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,004 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Complete
Misty Dreams by StarJade reviews
A sacrifice to save her brothers and a promise to keep silent until the sacrifice is complete , Sakura falls in love with a cold prince but can never speak a word. Based on ‘ The Six Swans’ COMPLETED
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,175 - Reviews: 4524 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Syaoran L., Sakura K. - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 259 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Tamers meet The Digidestined by C.Queen reviews
Ryo's dissappears and it's Rika, Alice, Renamon and Cyberdramon to the rescue with the Digidestined? the second season of Digimon?
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,458 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 8/6/2002 - Ruki M./Rika N., Ryo A. - Complete
Icecream by liahime reviews
Do you know why Rika is like ice cream" Ryo asks one lazy summer day.. But despite absolutely brilliant and remarkable metaphors and similies, random guesses,post-running-into-trees answer.. only Ryo knows. (oneshot, very sugary)
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Ruki M./Rika N., Ryo A. - Complete
Cellular by psychedelic aya reviews
Ayumu/Hiyono. Phone conversations with her had always been interesting. He disliked them, though, because it was a tad bit harder to shut her up if he couldn't see her...
Spiral - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Complete
Courage of the Spirit by Velf reviews
Chihiro is 20 and at university. Her brush with the spirit world still influences her life to today. She is trying hard to fit in with the “real world”, but she is finding this difficult and the cracks are starting to show.Note-Some unbetaed chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 126,293 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Butterflies by Shattered Midnight Dreams reviews
SxS "Go to Hell, Li." "Only if you come with me." A promotion at work means that Sakura Kinomoto has to work with Li Syaoran, the man she loves to hate. Or is it loves to love? After a while, she's not so sure... Updated ch32 Jan 16th
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 94,177 - Reviews: 3041 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
And All the King's Horses by Icarusy reviews
[SasuSaku] Oneshot songfict. She's dying, and all he can do is hold her and watch...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hormones by Arcynic reviews
Ryou tries valiently to lay the blame of his affectionate nature towards Ruki on his hormones. Suure Ryou..we believe you... [Oneshot]
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Ruki M./Rika N., Ryo A. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 4,574 - Follows: 501 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Woman Scorned reviews
The one question all men fear. "Edward, am I fat?"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete