Dragonfly Rider
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Joined 08-08-05, id: 873488, Profile Updated: 02-28-08
Author has written 11 stories for Ninja Turtles.

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It's been a couple of years since I've been on this site... but I plan on keeping this account lubricated! Fics might appear occasionally, though with my new schoolwork regime that might be very rare. I've also moved from Canada to the UK, so that throws me even further out of the loop. And also, with a completely new lifestyle comes completely new obsessions. My former Ninja Turtle craze has dulled now, and I've migrated onto the wider pastures of manga and anime (it was doomed to happen eventually), though I still love TMNT! With that said, here's my new, revamped and revarnished profile:

Fics: All of my fics on this account are really old - embarrassingly old and (in my opinion) in need of rewriting. But since I have neither the time nor the inclination to rewrite them all, I'll probably just leave them as they are and put up more fics to cover them up. :P Some plots were left unfinished, including the long-winded badly-thought-out Secret Series. I'd love to completely rewrite it since I think (though it's a biased opinion) that my OC for that series had potential. But that will probably never happen. I had no foreseeable end for the series either, so it is unlikely it will ever be finished. White Raven is more likely to be updated and I'd like to do that since it's the story that has the most alerts, but I can't promise anything. I think Sheila is Mary-Sueish and I feel the need to change her character a little to fix that. So for now, just think of all my fics as being on a hiatus for an undetermined length of time.

Fave Fandoms:

Naruto (+ Shippuuden)

Shakugan no Shana II

Ninja Turtles

Ouran High School Host Club

DRAMACON

Avatar the Last Airbender

Harry Potter

Twilight (The whole series... the series doesn't have a name, does it?)

Firefly

Karin

Offbeat

Bartimaeus Trilogy

Lord of the Flies

I waste my time by: drawing. Mostly drawing anime-styled stuff. Writing has taken a back seat lately... (Urg, I'm getting rusty.) So's reading. FOR SHAME!

Ships: Basically, if it's in character or canon, I'll support it. However my OTP is (currently) RL/SB from Harry Potter.

... I am inclined to search for slashy hints in fandoms. Because slash beats het every time. XD You know it's true.

Quotes:

"I think I'd sooner watch Pokey here hit rock bottom." - Nikki Wong, 6teen

"Also, I can kill you with my brain." - River Tam, Firefly

"Mal: Well look at this. 'Pears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?

Zoe: Big damn heros, sir.

Mal: Ain't we just." Firefly

"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed." - G. K. Chesterton

"Oh, crappers and milk." - Kakashi, Naruto Abridged

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." - Mae West.

"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad." - Norm Papernick.

"We shall not cease from exploration

And the end of all our exploring

Will be to arrive where we started

And know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot.

"Solitude: in darkness it breeds madness. In light, a fatal innocence." - ?? (I read it in a graphic novel once, and cannot remember what it was called. If you know, PLEASE message me!)

Random One-Liners:

Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls.

When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!!!

No trespassing: violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again.

My imaginary friend thinks you have a mental problem.

I am worse than evil... I am the author!

Let me find a container for my joy.

I'm a genious! (Ok, that's an honest mistake really. But it's still funneh. :D)

It's not racism if you hate everyone.

Whoever said nothing was impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'!

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Random Facts About Me (That You Probably Didn't Need to Know):

- I'm really forgetful;

- I can be very random;

- I love writing and receiving long reviews;

- I like honest critiques;

- I love sarcastic/dry/cynical/witty humour. Bartimaeus is God. Worship him.

- My attention span is really short;

- I have glasses;

- I have a mild case of Tourette Syndrome;

- My family owns a Land Rover. (Red SWB Defender!! It's teh best.)

- I can wiggle my ears;

- I love lists.

D'fly Rider

(I feel it necessary to let you know that I put '~' before my name when signing a review because if you squint hard enough, and if the font permits it, the percent sign looks kind of like a dragonfly. See? Squint and tilt your head to the right. The squiggly is showing that the dragonfly is flying away. It means something! It's not just random! I sometimes don't put it in but usually I do, and that's what it means. So now you know.)

Exceptions to any rule only prove the rule futile.

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the Dark Side. (We have cookies.)

... even if my attempts to make him look cuter make him look like he sat on something sharp. It would be wiser to go find someone else's profile (honestly, nearly everyone has the little guy now) and copy their version. Mine looks like a retarded mouse. On crack. (looks at it) Hahaha.

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Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 373,675 - Reviews: 7482 - Favs: 3,617 - Follows: 3,395 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
SecondGuess by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
The events that led me to the Sound College were caused by sasuke, no doubt about it, after he ran off, Naruto & I had to find him... Was there any other choice? But time is running out, and i have my Gaara to find as well... GaaraXoc AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 103,388 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Gaara
SecretKeeper by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
I'm Sorano. I'm also Socially Invisible. In the last 3 years the longest conversation I've had was over borrowing a pen. Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru and Sakura. they all had secrets... And the one girl who didn't want to know, found out. GaaraXoc AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 82,288 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Stream of Conciousness by Talksick reviews
Set after book two. Collin rambles. About Tory, Mandy, school, Dr. Garrets, life, the universe, and everything.
Off*Beat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Breath of Silver, Heart of Gold by moira2 reviews
Aang confronts his fear of firebending, but he's not going to do it alone. A multichaptered AangKatara fic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,307 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Aang, Katara
Overflow by Aaron Smiley reviews
A simple overflowing toilet starts a chain reaction that leads to dramatic consequences for the Turtles' friend, Aaron. Sucky summary. Just read it
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,655 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
Cells and Serpents by Reijiro reviews
[TT:1] During a battle with a Purple Dragon newbie Raph manages to lose a sai. What will it take to get it back?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,133 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
Just Like Titanic by MedaLink reviews
With Don's new invention, the Turtles and Splinter can look like humans so they can go with Casey and April on a cruise. Rated T for later chapters.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,291 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
Not Acceptable by Reluctant Dragon reviews
Don gets some bad news... A dabble. Placed Third in !Best Donatello Scene! in the 2005 TMNT FanFic Awards!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
Akumu by Dierdre reviews
It was hard to believe that things could have gone so wrong so quickly. An April One Shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2005 - April O'Neil - Complete
Goodbye by Aaron Smiley reviews
Aaron says a farewell to the guys, but not as you might think. Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
Go Away Big Green Mikey! by Aaron Smiley reviews
I've got major homework to do, but Mike won't leave me alone. So I had to get him out of my system. I couldn't think of a catchy title so whatever. I have to get back to my work. One shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Complete
Baby Sitters by Kellie Fay reviews
Donnie gets roped into helping Raphael baby sit, and gets a whole new perspective on his brother. One shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,221 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
I DoubleDoggyDare You by Aaron Smiley reviews
No one can say no to a Double DoggyDare not even the TMNT.Ok, horrible summary, read it anyway. Finished
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
Tiny Winged Enemy by meathead reviews
While working on his computer late at night, Donatello encounters one of the most annoying creatures around: a common housefly that refuses to die. Based on a true event. Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
Donatello's Demented Adventure by Lady Stardust reviews
Donatello finally cracks up. No, really. I mean...he goes nuts. Looney. Crazy. Insane. Yep. That's right. Bananas. Bonkers. Wacko. And nothing good can come of it, believe me. Try not to think while reading it. You'll hurt yourself.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2005
All I Want for Christmas by AlwaysWrite reviews
CHAPTER 3 UP! COMPLETED! Fillmore and Ingrid are at a Safety Patrol Christmas party. O'Farrell brings in some mistletoe. Things are gonna get interesting ;) Lots of fluffiness, IF pairing(duh).
Fillmore - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,001 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Complete
Dishes by Reluctant Dragon reviews
It was just a simple chore that was never really a chore... Placed FIRST in !Best Romantic Pairing!, Second in !Best Romance!, and Second in !Best April Scene! in the 2005 TMNT FanFic awards!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Complete
The Consequences of Telling the Truth by Reluctant Dragon reviews
April gives Leo an offer that he can't refuse. Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Mindless Babble by Lioness-Goddess reviews
A few extremely random conversations between our favorite foursome. One shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Complete
Denial Ain't Just River in Egypt by Reluctant Dragon reviews
Raph and Leo have a little heart to heart talk about a certain news reporter. PG13 for swears. Winner of 2004 TMNT FanFic Award for Best OneShot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Complete
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Adventures In Knitting reviews
[SS 7] Knitting can result in some very weird conversations... Rated for mild language and suggestive themes. OneShot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
White Raven reviews
Sheila Thomson is an average girl. That is, until, she meets some very unusual friends. But can she like one of them more than just friends? Especially if she had to choose between him and someone else?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,566 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006
Hidden Truth reviews
Sixth fic in the Secrets Series. Akasha's uncle invites her to visit him and his family at their cottage in Canada. Raph is worried, and he pursuades his brothers to go after her with him. But when Akasha's cousin goes missing, what can they do?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,187 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006
Please Let This Be A Joke! reviews
In the dead of night, Don receives a desturbing message about his brother. No good will come of it! Please R&R!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
Of Portals and Plotholes reviews
A couple of strange girls show up in the lair and begin to wreak havoc in unexpected ways. Random fic. Do not read if you like good plots.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,494 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Complete
Independance reviews
“Needing help isn’t gender specific,” he replied. “Everyone needs help sometimes. We do, my brothers and I.” Just a little fic about independance and accepting help with my OC. Fifth fic in the Secrets Series.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Complete
A True Kodak Moment reviews
Third in the Secrets Series. A really fluffy fic with my OC, Akasha. [OneShot]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
We Never Mention This Again reviews
Fourth in the Secrets Series. Akasha is acting weird, and the turtles have to find out why. They later regret it... OneShot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Complete
Because of You reviews
Second fic in the Secrets Series. Akasha reflects on her past her father died, and her mother never got over the blow. Cowritten by Canadian Pierate Queen. [OneShot] Story better than summary.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
The unexpected surprise reviews
First in the Secrets Series The turtles go to visit April and find someone they didn't expect to... Mild romance in later chapters. OC fic.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,507 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Complete
Halloween Chaos reviews
Silly little Halloween fic. Toddlerturtles. [OneShot]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete