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Author has written 26 stories for Final Fantasy VII.

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Favorite Anime Characters:

1. Edward Elric

2. Alucard

3. Father Abel Nightroad

4. Vash the Stampede

5. Pikachu

6. Reno

7. Vincent Valentine

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Naruto of the Shikon by LD 1449 reviews
NaruInuyasha Xover: Naruto has lost everything in the final battle. He is asked to aid a group in their journey. But will his own grief and pain get in the way? Or will this new group heal his broken soul.I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 108,778 - Reviews: 4602 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Missions by MikariStar reviews
Shinra is reformed, but the Turks still need to go on missions. It's just that the missions are a little different, such as finding lost pets, running errands, doing chores, and helping make the world a better place.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 66,257 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Reno, Rude - Complete
The Longest Battle by steshin reviews
A collection of shots where Alto deals with a pregnant Sheryl.
Macross Frontier - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Alto, Sheryl
tilting the hourglass by acronymed reviews
Paine attempts to survive Rikku and Gippal. Attempts. — Rikku/Gippal, Paine.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Gippal, Rikku - Complete
Reintegration by MikariStar reviews
Sephiroth mysteriously comes back to life with mostly complete memories and almost no insanity. He goes back to Shinra and it's up to the Turks to reintegrate him into society, unless they drive him crazy all over again.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 65,062 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Sephiroth, Reno - Complete
They say she gets around by Icicle Streams reviews
Gippal, Nooj and Paine have a little discussion about relationshippy-things and stuff... Constructive criticism and review are very welcome, and enjoy!
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Gippal - Complete
Chat Attack! by Soreye reviews
What do the characters do when they're not having adventures? Chat in chat rooms! A cracky adventure starring the Doctors , Master, Rose, Donna, Mickey, Martha, Jack, & many more!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,412 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 10/8/2007 - 10th Doctor
A Tale of Christmas Shopping by vivitoru reviews
Crackfic. Once upon a time in a far away galaxy on a far away planet, a man braves all the dangers to get his beloved one a Christmas gift worthy of her. This is the story.
Macross Frontier - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2009
Ignorance is by steshin reviews
An interesting conversation takes place in a locker room. Suggestive language inside.
Macross Frontier - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Cannot be Unseen by steshin reviews
Why is Michel Blanc inside Alto's locker? Crackshot. Some AruSheri.
Macross Frontier - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Michael - Complete
Banana Wars by bubblemoon66 reviews
My attempt at humour. Rose and the Doctor have an ongoing prank fight involving Bananas. Originally writin with the lovely zotlot. 10/Rose Warning: Crackfic
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
The Worst Week Of My Life by reno-xxxXXXxxx reviews
After Reno's had a few bad experiences too many, he cannot handle Rude's usual silent treatment. That is, unless he can make the situation go his way. RenoXRude
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Poison by KyKy-13 reviews
Kadaj was the poison running through Reno's veins. Deadly yet intoxicating. Can they look passed their differences and finally gain something they thought they could never have, or will the dark presence lurking deep inside Kadaj tear them apart for good?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,394 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Reno, Kadaj - Complete
Feline by RabidYaoiFanboy reviews
Ruins, Metaphors, and Rude. a reflection on Reno.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Something Worth Holding Onto by Beautiful Tenshi reviews
During a mission to retrieve the keystone, Reno is badly injured, leaving a troubled Elena to watch over him and wonder...what next?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Elena, Reno - Complete
Indestructible Reno by xxXRUDEXxx reviews
RenoxRude. Yaoi but nothing graphic. Rude discovers his feelings need to come out when he fears he will lose his partner, and he realises that he can. One chapter story, for a friend.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Residuum by Moiranne Rose reviews
Because for that whole day after he returned from the Northern Crater, Reno didn't smile once. Rude's POV, during AC. For M, with love.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
Lithium by reno-xxxXXXxxx reviews
a little dark... He didn't think he needed it, everyone else thought he did. He took it anyway, more than enough to cure the pain. Rated T for swearing and drugs and OD's and suicidal references ... Implied RenoxElena
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 41,773 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Reno, Elena - Complete
123 Ways to Annoy My Band Director by NicestSpawnOfSatanYouNeverMet reviews
Ever wondered the perfect way to annoy your band director? Well, here is the perfect list of 123 creative and funny ways to drive them to insanity! A must read for all band-geeks
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
Bugger by Singing-Syren reviews
The Doctor gets taken by surprise. By himself. Just a series of some funny shorts for my inner Doctor/Donna shipper. Please read and review if you like, but mostly enjoy :
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Impending Doom by Mira-Jade reviews
The Doctor's having a bad day. Rose gets to enjoy it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Fantasy Kindergarten by JeanneAndHerAlters reviews
Two unlucky kindergarten teachers get stuck with the craziest class of children ever seen. Will they survive the year to tell the tale? Occasional crossovers with other Final Fantasies. Rated T because I always rate it T.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,179 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008
Be Right Back by purefoysgirl reviews
This is a one-shot I thought of that wouldn't leave me alone. It is RudexReno and there is character death. Please don't let that put you off.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Rude, Reno - Complete
Cut by Ceramic.lion reviews
Sorry, I suck at summaries... My first Fanfic ever. RudexReno, slight yaoi, rated for later chapters maybe.. Reno has a Problem. When Rude finds out what can he do to help? Want better summary? Beware. REALLY FLUFFY. So fluffy it might just be painful...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Rude, Reno
Simply Bananas by EverythingIsMagic reviews
10.5xRose. Humor/Fluff-fic. A romantic evening for the Doctor and Rose goes awry when the Doctor's quirkiness gets the best of him...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Misleading Games by Pound reviews
The TARDIS is misleading the males of the entourage in a cheeky way.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/6/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
A Seal Upon My Arm, A Seal Upon My Heart by Shadow Haloed Angel reviews
Vincent thinks of Reno, trying to express his feelings. Based on a Biblical quote paraphrased from the Song of Solomon.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Vincent V., Reno - Complete
My TARDIS by addictedtofantasy reviews
Another Horrible song parody brought to you by me, this time to the tune of My Freeze Ray. Features the 10th Doctor singing about Rose so of course, very 10/R. So long as you’ve seen season 1, you’re all set.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
London Bridges by Slash McSlash reviews
Reno and Rude find themselves in a tricky situation. Slash, Rude/Reno.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Chair by ShiningSugar14 reviews
Rufus just wanted to do his paperwork. RufNo.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Rufus, Reno
Crossdressing Remnant by TheDarkDancer reviews
Kadaj has to wear a dress because he lost a bet! Working at the bar with the dress on is not a very good idea, even with perverted guys around. Reno just went up to save Kadaj's day! RenoxKadaj! First Final Fantasy/RenoxKadaj story I've ever wrote!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Reno, Kadaj - Complete
That Was That by Lemon Wine reviews
One dies, while the other watches. TURK-fic.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Reno, Rude - Complete
On the Limitations of Barrier Materia by Ink Flute reviews
This is not a sequel to The Virtues of Barrier Materia. However, it was written in the same crack-riddled spirit. Enjoy Reno being stupid and Rude having to deal with the mess. I own nothing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Rude, Reno - Complete
An Angel's Revenge by XxFearTheFluffxX reviews
To forgive and forget... Is it actually possible or is it merely a delusion? A childish fairytale concocted to make those seeking forgiveness feel better for their transgressions? Sad as it seems, there are some sins that just cannot be pardoned. RenoxOC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Reno - Complete
BlackBoxed by Nanaki BH reviews
Reno/Rufus - Reno begins to wonder what has separated him and Rufus.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Reno, Rufus - Complete
Never Alone by saxgirl42 reviews
When their first mission together goes horribly wrong, Rude makes a solemn promise to his new partner. Rated T for language and some gore.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Rude, Reno - Complete
The Misadventures of Shinra by Ninja Ninja Reno reviews
What are The Stairs? Where did they come from? How does one conquer The Stairs? A collection of drabbles and oneshots about everyone's favourite antagonists: the Turks. BC timeline.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Reno, Tseng
It Means Nothing by reno-xxxXXXxxx reviews
When Reno is locked outside his apartment with his partner, he gets to thinking... Yaoi, but nothing visual. Rated T for language and mentioned rape.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Do You Remember? by Moiranne Rose reviews
It was a Tuesday morning. Short, but achieves its purpose. For M.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
As Good as it Gets by Turkaholic reviews
Tseng and Reno think about what they mean to each other short drabble Angst, Shonen-Ai, Yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
Nuisance by eye0patch reviews
Short one-shot. Rude wakes up to a drunken Reno at his door. Rude/Reno
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Beyond Laughter by Ikonopeiston reviews
Paine was the only one who had heard him laugh for such a long time that others had almost forgotten what it sounded like.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Nooj, Paine - Complete
The 'Reno' Diet by reno-xxxXXXxxx reviews
Anyone ever wondered why Reno ate so much junk food? Or whether he could survive without it? Maybe for once in his life, he'll have to swallow his pride and admit that he's wrong.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 22,804 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Reno, Elena - Complete
Who is SHE! by TwinkleToesYEAH reviews
Rolly Chairs and New Recruits XD
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Two of a Kind by LarcSakurai reviews
Reno reminisces about the mysterious day his twin brother vanished. Reno/Rude, Implied Reno/Axel
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Motherhood by mystiri1 reviews
When Reno accepted a mission to blow up one of ShinRa's old hidden labs, he didn't expect these kinds of consequences. Not an MPreg.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Reno, Rude
Fries With That? by joudama reviews
Drive-thrus are hell, yo. Written for areyougame on insanejournal. Prompt, the Turks, Shinra does McDonalds.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Reno, Rude - Complete
All I Could Have Asked For by Cryingravens13 reviews
Reno Rude slight sadness. Open ended and happy to be that way. Rated T for slightly sad content. Read and Review Plz! I LOVE Reviews!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Bored in a Small Town by Aki Vos
A short story about reno and Rude. This is basically just practice writing. R&R please!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Breaking Point by Revert to Normal reviews
Rufus is breaking down, pushing away the one person he loves. Reno refuses to accept what's happening. Why can't everything be a fairytale ending?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Reno, Rufus - Complete
The Meaning of the Word by joudama reviews
Sometimes, having a limited vocabulary was a GOOD thing. Written for kinkfest on insane journal. Prompt, Injury and Escape; "...partners, yo."
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Rude, Reno - Complete
The Mob by The Magic Bringer reviews
The Doctor gets in the way of Harry Potter fans and discovers exactly why this is not a good idea. short!crack!fic A bit late, but that's what you get when you clean out your computer. Sort-of crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Rats & Ravens: Reno's Story by Black Nation reviews
The night Reno became a Turk.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Reno, Rude - Complete
The Tango Maureen by Yami Amy Lau reviews
It a SongFic, with the mixture of FF7 Character and KH2... I find the song funny and decided to write a songfic. Love it, Hate it, Review PLETED
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Reno, Axel - Complete
What Dreams May Come by Ikonopeiston reviews
AU, non-canonical Into the darkness alone
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Nooj, Paine - Complete
The Random Life of Reno by Mischievious Moogle reviews
Just some random stories about [almost] everyone's favorite Turk, Reno!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 21,374 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 3/9/2006
Ask Reno! by Mischievious Moogle reviews
Reno is finally taking the time to answer any questions his fans may have! What have you always wanted to ask the adorable redhaired Turk?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,058 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Reno
It's Not My Fault by SMASH1234 reviews
Reno loved Elena. But when she broke his heart, it pushed him over the edge. Will he wake up, or is he doomed to die? Suicide attempt warning.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Reno, Elena - Complete
Angel in hell by sphinxofthenile reviews
It was purely by chance that the Turk ran into the child. Sometimes a brief meeting can change lives... Is it for the worse or the better? Characters are Reno and Kadaj. RenoxKadaj in later chapters. NOW COMPLETE.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Reno, Kadaj - Complete
Afterglow by Yersinia Plague reviews
[One Shot] Reno x Rude 'Who else would save him'
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Memories and Regrets by reno-xxxXXXxxx reviews
Part I in a Series... Due to a conversation with Elena, all Reno's regrets come back to haunt him. Can the others find out what's wrong or will he dwell in his past for the rest of his life?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,417 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Reno, Elena - Complete
What I Do by reno-xxxXXXxxx reviews
Drabble from Reno's POV. Short fic about Reno's views on life, death and everything in between
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Reno - Complete
Ahh, the Rope by StarlightXWishes reviews
‘Yes, sir, I’ll do better next time!’ Ahh, the rope. Excel had had such good times with the rope. [ONESHOT Oneway Excel x Il Palazzo drabble]
Excel Saga - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Volte face by ducksgoQUACK reviews
A little magic seeks to end Reno and Elena's quarrelling by helping them see things from each other's point of view...literally. Can they handle this maturely? Probably not. Chapter 10 finally up! Yay!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,298 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Reno, Elena
Routine by Lemon Wine reviews
.'Hey partner'... the redhead slurred, glazed eyes staring at Rude deliriously :.: TURK fic, drug and alcohol use.:.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Moved On by Empress-Eerian-Sadow reviews
RudeReno they'd had a relationship two years ago, but reno broke it off. they've both moved on, but sometimes old lovers get reunited in unhappy ways.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Rude, Reno - Complete
Not Too Late by LuckyLadybug reviews
Oneshot. The aftermath of a Turks' mission that results in an explosion, and a casualty.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Rude, Reno - Complete
The Doctor, ACTION! by reddwarfaddict reviews
Prequel to 'The Doctor, GO'. Rose decides to film a day out with the Doctor to show her mother. And you KNOW it's gonna be fluff, coz, well, it's me. Slight DoctorWhump.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2006 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Burning by Organization III reviews
Mindless Reno torture. I'm proud of it, actually. Dare you read it?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Reno, Kadaj - Complete
Work Day Troubles by shinigami-Reno reviews
this is Renocentric and is about how his day turned from bad to worse. Must read. it is a humor fic. sucks at summaries please RR
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Reno - Complete
Waking Up by Jiyuu-Chan reviews
Warning: Implied RenoRude. Angst, violence, substance abuse and all that good stuff. Some humor as well. Based around the Turks. Reno POV as well as Rude POV. Reviews are appreciated.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Sasuke's Sick! by YYHfan reviews
Oh no! Saskue's sick! Will Sakura murder Naruto? Will Naruto murder Sasuke? And what about that soup Naruto made! Will poor Sasuke ever get better? :Yaoi:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,944 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wrong Brownies by Al Bhed- Pypa reviews
Turk Fic. I took a break from the ususal angst fics and wrote a humorous one. Reno gave the turks the wrong brownies...special brownies...please R and R
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Complete
Tending to a sick Turk by Rufus-sama reviews
Reno in bed sick at the healin' lodge and Rude is searching for tissues for him. I was really bored and it popped into my head. Is it a weird subject? Yup. Set postgame. R&R please!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Final Fantasy 7's Collection of Short Stories by Mischievious Moogle reviews
I've found interesting stories and put the Final Fantasy 7 cast into them. See what hilarious stories they are and what can happen! Warning: Slight OOCness at times!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006
Violater by Aputhee reviews
When his best friend dies, Reno gives up hope, and has no one to turn to anymore. But he hasn't noticed Elena's been there for him all along. Drabble fic. Kinda Angst!Reno and Caring!Elena.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Reno, Elena
Haiku Saga by Kita1 reviews
Just a handful of insanity in 5, 7, 5 form. Cowritten and translated from Bark to English by Nahrali.
Excel Saga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2005
Vampires Kiss by Medorikoi reviews
TAITO. A vampire digimon, Myotismon, is after Yamato. The plan is to kill him but what happens if Yamato is turned instead? Can Tai save him or will it be to late?
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,685 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Yamato I./Matt, Taichi Y./Tai K.
Laundry by Relics reviews
Seras find out why Alucard should never, ever, EVER operate modernday machines... Warning! Some OOCness!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005
Donuts Shouldn't Explode by Kotetsu T. Kaburagi reviews
Just something that popped into my head while eating donuts.Vash and Wolfwood bake. It's a recipe for disaster.Don't forget to review.Enjoy!
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005
The Legend of Taichi Goutou by Lavender Feline reviews
*Update!*The story of Robin Hood retold the way only the Digimon cast could do it! Taito, shonen-ai, Yamato crossdressing, mild violence.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2003 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Yamato I./Matt
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A Remnant and a Turk: Driving
What happens when Reno needs a ride to work. Written as an early dialogue/script attempt, and based on a scene from 'The Big Bang Theory'. Rated for language, car and Turk abuse.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Reno, Kadaj
Reno's Sick Day reviews
Reno catches a cold, or so he thinks. Based on what happened to me the last time I got sick at school. Rated for language, and remnant abuse. XD
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Reno, Kadaj - Complete
Airport Mishaps
Why Reno is not allowed on any business trips that require flying. Based on a scene with Stewie and Brian from Family Guy. Rated for language, drunkenness, and hilarity.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
Never insult the Remnant's Mom reviews
Kadaj won't let anyone insult his mom and get away with it. Not even the redheaded Turk. Kyle's Mom C South Park movie.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Reno, Kadaj
Reno the Bigshot
songfic to Billy Joel's Bigshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Elena, Reno
Reno's Baking Attempt reviews
The redhead attempts to make cookies, but gets distracted. Random OC cameo.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Reno - Complete
Let's Talk About the Internet FF7 Style reviews
Tifa attempts to teach about the internet, but Reno gets in the way. Songfic to "The Internet is for Porn" from Avenue Q. **song lyrics c creators of Avenue Q. Rated for subject content.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Tifa L., Reno - Complete
Fire and Rainstorm reviews
RenoKadaj songfic to Tokio Hotel's "Monsoon".
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Reno, Kadaj - Complete
Final Fantasy 7 Characters sing Family Guy songs reviews
As the title says. **All Family Guy songs are c creator Seth MacFarlane & FF7 characters c Square-Enix.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
FF7Nightmare Before Christmas Crossovers
As the title says. ** DISCLAIMER: all Final Fantasy 7 and Nightmare Before Christmas characters c their own creators, NOT me**
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,400 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Demonic Possession reviews
Reno becomes possessed by a demon, and Vincent Valentine is the only one who can save him.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Reno, Vincent V. - Complete
Broken Lives
The Turks lose two members who they hold dear. Songfic to Snowpatrol's "Run".
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Reno - Complete
A Turk's Lament reviews
Reno reflects on babysitting the remnants for Vincent Valentine. Slight RenoKadaj. Songfic to Yokko Kanno's "Blue".
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Reno, Kadaj - Complete
Rufus Shinra: Viva la Vida reviews
Viva La Vida songfic. Rated for violence and blood.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Rufus, Reno - Complete
A Remnant's Betrayal reviews
RenoKadaj songfic to "Always" by Saliva.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Reno, Kadaj - Complete
Axel's Emergence
Reno messes with a machine in the Shinra labs, and Axel is born. Prequel to "Baby Axel".
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Reno - Complete
Baby Axel reviews
What happens when Axel and Reno mess around in the Shinra labs. Rated for Reno's mouth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Reno - Complete
Reno's Antics
The redheaded Turk decides to play practical jokes - 'nuff said.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 576 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Reno
A Turk's Pressure reviews
Turk songfic to Billy Joel's "Pressure". Rated for violence and language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Reno
Fallen Amaranth reviews
RenoKadaj. Songfic to Nightwish's "Amaranth".
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Reno, Kadaj - Complete
Reno, half a man, nothing more reviews
After a failed mission, Reno blames himself for what happened and starts to have a breakdown. Songfic of Evanescence's "My Immortal"
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Reno - Complete
You're Not Alone, Reno reviews
Reno grieves for his girlfriend. Slight RenoxElena.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Reno, Elena - Complete
A Turk Vampire reviews
Vampires have taken over the Midgar Ruins, and the Turks are sent out to diffuse the ares. Reno takes it upon himself without help, gets turned into one of them, and struggles with the changeover. 'Nuff said. PostAdvent Children
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,132 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Reno
Hold On a Little Longer reviews
Reno falls into depression, and no one, not even Vincent Valentine, can save him. Slight RenoVincent.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Reno, Vincent V. - Complete
Mending of Broken Wounds reviews
“Why! Why am I like this!” I literally spit out the words. “You’re the reason why, Reno. Thanks to you, I don’t have a family or friends I can trust anymore...You’ve never lost anyone close.” RenoOC. Rated mostly for language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Reno - Complete
Redemption of a Turk reviews
The death of his girlfriend sends Reno to the point of despair. Songfic of Redemption.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Reno - Complete