Author has written 61 stories for Inuyasha, Gundam Seed, Naruto, Lord of the Flies, Avatar: Last Airbender, Ouran High School Host Club, Labyrinth, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Peter Pan, and Shugo Chara!.
Omigod, everyone! Omigod! Darkness Vanish Hime translated 'A Woman's Touch' into Spanish! Go see it on her profile! I'm so mind-blown that that would happen! I never thought anyone would want to translate one of my stories, but Darkness Vanish Hime did, and it is awesome and my simplistic Spanish knowledge is FINALLY being put to use! Yay! Go to Darkness Vanish Hime's profile right now!
What I'm about to write is probably going to get me killed:
The Bryke is a lie, but the ship is forever.
Hey there! My name's Mistress of Sarcasm. I'm guess you wanna know a little about me, so here we go! ( Please excuse the hyperness, I just had a lot of sugar. I'll be sober again in about, oh, say, 12 hours = ) )
Name: Mistress of Sarcasm, now. Thank my stunning personality.
Real name: I'm not telling
Age: Over 10 and under 20. Can't say that anymore, can I? I haven't been able to say it for a few years now.
Hair Colour: I'm not blond!
Eye Colour: Not blue, or green.
Weight: How dare you ask!
Height: Not short.
Sex: No thanks, maybe later. (No seriously, I'm a girl.)
Fav Song(s): Real Emotion, Billy S., Behind These Hazel Eyes, Everything Burns, Wake Up, and a whole lot more.
Fav Books: Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, Gallow's Hill, The Witches of Willowmere, Forbidden City ( I read a lot -_- ())
Fav Movies: The Others, Star Wars, Sixth Sense, Mulan, Princess Diaries, Ice Princess, The Lion King 1 1/2
Fav Food: I dunno, hotdogs? Pepperoni pizza?
Pet Peeve: Loud people, noisy people, spiders, being trapped in small spaces.
Quote of the month: " ...And from then on, Nate dedicated his life to getting back at the white man for the injustice of slavery. ...By creating the Department for Motor Vehicles." ...I knew it!
Words to Live By: A friend would bust you out of the mental institute.
A REAL friend would be in the cell next to you.
A BEST friend would be in the cell next to you, busting both of you out.
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
God is created. God creates Earth. God creates man and puts him on Earth. Man screws everything up. God smites man. Woman inherites the Earth.
Never underestimate the stupidity of a cornered woman!
The Bumper Sticker I Want When I Get a Car: I Brake For...Oh Shit! No Brakes!
Jesus is coming. Look busy.
There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count and those who can't.
Anime: Gundam Seed ( Yay Cagalli! Boo Flay!) Inuyasha (Kags and Inu forever!), .hack/sign ( Subaru's outfit is cool.), Cardcaptor Sakura (not so much now.) Sailor Moon (when I was younger.) Witch Hunter Robin ( I want Robin's powers!), Tokyo Mew Mew ( What is up with Mew Mew Power? It sucks!) Gundam Wing ( To all Relena bashers = ) I like her!) Vision of Escaflowne ( Van and Hitomi never kiss. Not in the anime, not in the movie, not at all!) Yu-Gi-Oh ( A little. I'm just in it because the eyes are beautifully drawn. I'm sorry, but everyone is kinda corny on that show. Just a little.) Beyblade ( What can I say, I get attached easily. I turn on the TV one day, and BOOM. I'm hooked.) Tsubasa ( The manga, okay? Why must Sakura forget right when she was gonna tell Syaoran she loved him! Horrible timing that was.) Naruto! (Give methe cute blond over ice-cube Sasuke any day_) Fushigi Yuugi ( TASUKI!)
And I'm still on the look out for more to add. Feel free to recommend.
Gundam Seed: Kira, Lacus, Cagalli, Athrun, but Cagalli really stands above the rest! She rox!
Inuyasha: Kagome, hands down. Again, she rox!
.hack/sign: Tsukasa, Subaru, Mimiru
Cardcaptor Sakura: Syaoran, Tomoyo, Sakura, Meiling
Sailor Moon: Chibi Usa ( Gotta luv the hair!)
Witch Hunter Robin: Robin
Tokyo Mew Mew: Kish, Ichigo, Lettuce
Gundam Wing: Relena, Duo ( Luv his braid!), Quatre ( He's so cute!)
Escaflowne: Hitomi, Merle
Yu-Gi-Oh: Tea/Anzu, Mai, Yuugi ( So adorable!) and my #1 in Ryou Bakura!( Squeezes Ryou plushie.) So CUTE!
Beyblade: My all time fav is Tyson, but there's also Hilary, Mariah, Kai,Max, and Ray
Tsubasa: Fai is soo funny!
Naruto: Well, the main dude of course! How can you not love love love Naruto! He so cute and adorable and determined! Everybody love an underdog!.And you just have to love Kakashi, I think it's an obligation.
Fushigi Yuugi: Tasuki, Tasuki TASUKI! The dude makes fire, you have to like him!I also like Miaka and Tamahome, and Nuriko.( Who was so funny and shouldn't have died.)
Gundam Seed: Flay Allster
Reason: She seduced Kira into becoming a killing machine. She's such a bitch! I mean, if she hadn't interfered, Lacus and Kira could've gotten together much easier! What really made me mad was when Kira was fighting the Desert Tiger, and Flay was lying in his bed with her shirt open and saying " That boy will protect us. ...Because he wants to protect me." I was just like, " Wha? You think he's doing this to save you? You conceited, little bitch I hope you rot in the HELL!" Followed shortly by varies profanities.
Inuyasha: Well, I used to hate Kikyo, but I got over it. I now only slightly dislike her. I really don't hate a character, because even Naraku is a cool character, if evil.
.hack/sign: Silver Knight. I can't stand that guy! He's all high and mighty and justice-y. Ahem. I could stand him before, but then when Tsukasa came to see Subaru, and the Silver Knight sent him away. He pretended she was unavailable, adn told Tsukasa that if he had 'feelings' for Subaru as well, he would leave. Silver Knight has feelings for Subaru, and I think she should go with Tsukasa, so I HATE Silver Knight. Plus, he's a jerk.
Cardcaptor Sakura: Again, no hating. Didn't like Meiling at first, but I got ever it.
Sailor Moon: Well, I didn't like Uranus and Neptune to begin with because they were all high and mighty and 'better-than-thou'. But now they're okay. That Queen of the Dark Moon circus was a royal pain, so I guess her. Nehalainia, or however you spell her name.
Witch Hunter Robin: I HATE Zaizen! He kicked Amon, and Amon's cool trench coat! HE MUST DIE!
Tokyo Mew Mew: Masaya. No one, NO ONE, is that naive and nice, apart from Kinomoto Sakura, and even she had her bad days.
Gundam Wing: I didn't like Lady Une. She was just scary.
Escaflowne: I am one of those crazy people who didn't think Dilandau was hot, just crazy. I mean, what was it with that boy and fire?
Yu-Gi-Oh: Mr. Oh-that-monster-is-just-a-hologram-even-though-it-just-reached-out-and-slashed-at-my-arm-leaving-a-cut Seto Kaiba. I don't hate hate him, but he pisses me off. i mean, come on! He gets blasted with magic left right and centre, but does he believe in it? Nooooooooo. Idiot.
Beyblade: Boris is just nuts, and so is Voltaire. I'm also not fond of Salima, becauseI believe in Ray/Mariah, and Salima was flirting with Ray. Also, Ming Ming is conceited.
Tsubasa: No one.
Naruto: I...I no longer hate Sakura! Omigod, it's a miracle! I actually like her after she sliced her hair off and starting acting like a good person! I can see her being a really good FRIEND to Naruto. Nothing more. (Shifts eyes and hold up a NaruHina banner) But I still dislike her character before she did the really cool cutting of the hair. That was awsome, and she deserves a high five for it.
And I've decided that I hate Sasuke, the stuck-up, whiny prick. Okay, you have a screwed up brother, you're clan was murdered, blah, blah, blah! It's called therapy! Get some! And Lord, the world has bigger problems than yours! Naruto grew up just as alone as you, but is he as seriously messed in the head?! No, I don't think so!
Fushigi Yuugi: Well, Yui was a bitch throughout most of the series, so I didn't like her all that much. i also didn't like Tenkou. Dude had issues.
So, basically, I'm a girl who wants to get her stories read. I love to write poetry as well, so expect that. I like to read, so I may do some book fic. On that note, ahem: Harry and Hermione, in my humble opinion, belong together. Not even the author, my hero, J.K. Rowling can change my mind. I just can't picture Hermione with Ron no matter how hard I try. No offense is meant to H/R fans, your all entitled to your own opinion. I just wanted to make that clear. Okay, read my stories and review please!
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