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Joined 08-11-05, id: 875785, Profile Updated: 01-18-16
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter.

1. I've co-authored with GhostOfBambi under the collaborative account Rude Gus.

2. I've got a tumblr now (fetchalgernon). Sometimes I write drabbles and other things over there that I don't post here.

3. Lead on to Fortune links:

  • A map depicting how the UK is split up in the story
  • Story soundtrack
  • A oneshot sequel about Harry
  • 4. Tyranny’s Disease links:

  • The map
  • Story soundtrack
  • Cover art
  • Chapter 13 comic of a missing scene
  • Other fanart
  • Audio book
  • 5. Sometimes people make art based on the things I've written and I love them for it. (Mostly drawings of Algernon, but who can blame them?)

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    Provisionally Yours by snapslikethis reviews
    Lily Evans discovers she's been married off to James Potter without her knowledge. She and the spoiled count (in whom she appears to have finally met her match) have three days, for better or worse, to decide whether to accept the contract. With her sister adamant to make her life miserable, and a husband who seems equally determined to repel her, what else can possibly go wrong?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,587 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/15 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Mary M. - Complete
    Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
    Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10854 - Favs: 6,528 - Follows: 5,864 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
    Once Upon a Goat by GhostOfBambi reviews
    In which James Potter is up to his old tricks.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
    The Chronicles of Captain Craptastic by GhostOfBambi reviews
    In this extremely AU story, set in the Muggle world, we see the Marauders as a group of crime-fighting, spotlight-hogging, fabulously-styled superheroes. No, seriously.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,512 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
    The Politician's Wife by pir8fancier reviews
    Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Inability to Act by GhostOfBambi reviews
    For anyone who ever wishes that they'd done something differently. For everyone who wishes that they'd said it when they had the chance. For the person who took a giant risk. For the people who were too afraid to.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,611 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
    You Know Who's on First by Iniga reviews
    Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
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    Dead Men Rise Up Sometimes reviews
    Lily Evans leads a simple life of making pies and waking the dead. She doesn't wake them for good, mind – only for a minute, until she and Sirius can find out who killed them. Their latest case: James Potter, moneyed heir, messy haired, and recent murder victim. Keeping him alive is a terrible idea. Too bad Lily's always been a bit reckless.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,667 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/20 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
    The Art of Self-Defense reviews
    Lily got pregnant at sixteen and left Hogwarts to work at an inn. After seventeen years of single parenting, she now has to manage a persistent James, nosy villagers, and a son who's all too interested in joining the Order. (Gilmore Girls AU)
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,724 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/5/2015 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
    Key Limes reviews
    In which Academy Award winner Lily Evans discovers the periphery of internet fandom and the existence of Prince James's gold star system.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,695 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
    Tyranny's Disease reviews
    Lily intended to spend one night on James's pirate ship and leave with her purse a bit heavier. Now she's stuck on board, which might be less annoying if she could figure out where they were bloody going, if half the crew didn't suspect her of sabotage, and if she weren't falling for the captain. And why on earth is his cat wearing an eye patch?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,191 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
    Textbooks, Time Scarves, and Tea reviews
    Lily visits the coffee shop because Sev works there, even though he's got a completely obnoxious coworker with admittedly fantastic hair.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
    Firelight Waltz reviews
    "I'd like to assign the two of you a special, undercover mission," Dumbledore says, his wrinkled fingers steepling on his desk. "I require two Order members to pose as a newlywed couple."
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,038 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/17/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
    Lead on to Fortune reviews
    Neither Prince James nor barmaid Lily had any interest in running the Kingdom of Gryffindor. This is the story of how they changed their minds.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,057 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
    The White Album reviews
    James poses as an advice charm in Lily's diary. He's really got to start thinking through his shenanigans.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,083 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/19/2012 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
    To Live Nobly reviews
    It doesn't feel like he's living. In a world ruled by the Dark Lord, he's miserable, but not because of the government. A chance meeting wakes him up, but there's something familiar about her that he can't quite put his finger on…
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/18/2006 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete