Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, Vampire Diaries, and Fate/stay night.
I am a high functioning autistic, so I may be different to some people but I am still me, so if you want me to chamge anyrhing in my stories please just ask, I may be able to do so, if I cant then please be nice. I am only one person and I know that I'm not perfect and I love to read and write. I am over 18 also.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.
I’m a Christian and proud of it!! If you are a Christian please copy & paste this and then add your name here: Riku’s Music Lover, libithewolf, Spottedpaw13, xXObsidian BlazeXx, KarmaLovingFanfic, Genuka, DarkDragonessFlies
My IQ is 138.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who doesn't knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the managmant called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed thier doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs the most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I like FIRE, so I must be an arsonist.
You say BABY PINK I say BLOOD RED You say HANNAH MONTANA I say THREE DAYS GRACE You say ZAC EFRON I say NARUTO You say RAP I say ROCK You say Im WEIRD I say YES I AM 92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP. If YOU are part of the 8 percent that still headbang and love rock then put this on your profile!
Name: Just call me Nessa. I am 28, female and autistic.
(I give credit to whom ever first typed this)
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. "The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
DaemonDeDevil is one of my favorite authors, I will ALWAYS LOVE HER STORIES FOREVER!!!! :-* ;-) :-P !!!!!
If you believe in God the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, copy and paste this into your profile.
Hush, little sister
I can see your arms
I know you scream
I can see the way
I know that people
Hey, little sister
You see, little sister
He screamed at me
You know, little sister
But hush, little sister
I'm sorry little sister
Uh oh little sister
Hush little sister
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile. (Sleeeeeeeeeep)
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. (Of course )
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (WHY? WHY MUST THE WORLD DO THIS TO ME?)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile. (Go strange people!)
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile. (If everyone was created different, why are we all trying to act the same?)
If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.(*blinks* yup.)
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile. (Hate it for wasting my life. Love it for fanfictions :D)
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. (YESH!)
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (A certain someone...)
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
Fun Danny Phantom Facts (from DPcrazy's profile)
In Reality Trip, there are 17 Guys in White members waiting for Danny at his house. Two of them are Operatives O and K. The others are all wearing hazard suits.
In Reality Trip, the order that the gems are pressed is yellow, red, blue (form, life, fantasy).
Danny has a poster of a rocket in his room named the "Explorer Hartman."
In The Ultimate Enemy, when Danny's evil future self duplicates and is about to punch Danny, one of the duplicates' symbol is backwards.
In Masters of All Time, the alternate Jack Fenton is first shown like the regular one, except with the ecto-acne, but the second time he shows up, in Maddies lab, he changes back to the way he looked in college (with the mullet and lab coat).
In Masters of All Time, the alternate Vlad Masters is first shown wearing a casual outfit, but when he storms the lab, he is back in his black suit.
When he was in college, Vlad had the same style of shoes as Danny!
Danny dropped 34 beakers in his first month with ghost powers.
The first answer to the CATs is "D."
Danny's home number, cell phone number, and Vlad's number are all 555-1221.
Danny had freckles when he was little.
The Specter Speeder has been destroyed 2 times and trashed once.
Skulker has appeared in 12 episodes.
724 (as in locker 724 from Splitting Images) equals 13 if you add up all of the digits.
Danny hates toast :(
Danny Phantom first premiered on April 3rd, 2004.
Doctor's Disorders was the first episode with Danny's symbol in the theme song sequence.
In Forever Phantom, Danny loses his intangibility power right after getting hit with the ecto-stop-o-power-o-fier, but then phases through the school roof later.
In Beauty Marked, there's a list of the names and pictures of several background girls. It's on Tucker's PDA and was shown when he was randomly picking girls to ask out.
In Reign Storm, the cafeteria has a sign announcing, "This Week Ultra-Recyclo-Vegetarian." (Sound familiar? cough-MysteryMeat-cough. Huh, I wonder why the Lunch Lady didn't get angry this time).
The background character with the green alien sweater has been referred to as both Nathan and Lester.
In Phantom Planet, when Danny looks in the mirror after removing his ghost powers, he turns away from it and, when he does, mirror Danny has his eyes open while real Danny has his eyes closed.
In What You Want, the arcade game in the background at the movie house is Crash Nebula.
In The Ultimate Enemy, the shadow of Dan Phantom only has four fingers, he clearly has five.
In The Ultimate Enemy, there is a scene right after Danny loses power, and changes back to human, where he clearly has green eyes and white hair.
In Bitter Reunions, Danny is trapped in Vlad's cube and he is shown with green eyes when the camera zooms in on them.
In Mystery Meat, the first time where we see Danny turn into Phantom, Sam and Tuck disappear from right behind Danny, only to reappear on the side of the screen seconds afterward.
In One of a Kind, there are 24 ghosts that all look the same that come out of the thermos after the Box Ghost.
If you want to see Sakura end up dead at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Boy : May I hold your hand?
Boy :I love you and I could die for you!
Girl : How soon??
Boy : Whats your number?
Boy : Hey, c'mon, we're both here at the bar for the same reason..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Child Abuse must stop those evil monsters always get away with it. In order for it to stop we all should do our part to help out with it.If you see a child get abused immediately call the police and i mean right away.!!
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
Roses are red,
"Try not to Cry"
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
copy and paste!!
Did You Know . . .
Kissing is healthy.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
Touching Poem about Sandy Hook Shootings
Did you know?
By Christine Kimball
December 15, 2012
Hi Mommy! Hey Dad! Hi Nana and Pa! Hi Whiskers and Flash!
I’m here with God, and so are my friends. He’s giving us hugs.
He doesn’t want you to worry. We’re surrounded by love.
The last time I smiled at you, was night before last.
When you pulled up the covers, you were making me laugh.
That book you read was always your best.
The voices were funny and put me to rest.
Did you know the hug you gave me at school in the morning,
Was the one hug you’d hold on to while you were in mourning?
Did you know my Christmas concert would be the last time I’d sing?
Or the trip to the park would be my last on a swing?
Nana, did you know when you left this weekend, that it’d be our last kiss?
Or my whisper to Santa would be my last wish?
And when I was running, I tripped and I fell.
That was the last time Daddy’s kiss made me well.
Whiskers and Flash – you always make me laugh!
When I pet you goodbye and you thought I’d be home…
Well God decided today that a new path I’d roam.
Mommy, I’m sorry! I left you such a mess!
But I know you’ll forgive me, ‘cause Mommy you’re the best!
Daddy thank you for taking me door to door!
You encouraged me as a mermaid, to keep getting more.
This summer I swam for the very first time.
Papa lifted my chin and told me to “keep trying”.
My socks are everywhere, and probably in the car.
Did you know I’d be here today? It just seems so far!
But God reassured me, that you’d all be okay.
If each of you loves me and continues to pray.
Did you know I left my homework lying on the table?
We rushed out the door, turn it in if you’re able.
Did you know where I hid my present for you?
I made it with paper and glitter and glue.
I hope you find it, hidden under my bed.
Take down the wreathe and put it on the door instead.
Mommy, did you know that angels are true?
They have big beautiful wings and their smiles remind me of you.
Take my pillow into your room. It smells just like me.
Hug it tight while you cry. I hug it when things are frightening.
Did you know I’d be in heaven, waiting for you?
Nana I beat you! It was such a race!
But Jesus has told me, you’ll be in this place.
I’m waiting for everyone, when you’re ready to come.
There’s no more fears that I have to hide from.
Did you know that I love you? You cannot forget.
That God’s up here with me, and beside him I sit.
Please post this poem on your profile if you give your support to the families that are suffering. TheBlackSeaReaper,
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and and make freinds on here we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list.
SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA), Hullop (USA), Mayonaka Naze (Dominican Republic), RUHLSAR000 (USA) PotterAnimeJackson(Canada), Mermaid-Luchia(Australia), Jostanos (USA), TheBlackSeaReaper (Bermuda), DarkDragonessFlies ( USA),
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14.
People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.
People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.
Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping.
If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile
95% of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump.put this as part of sig if you are part of the 5% that would sit here with popcorn & a camera and yell ''DO A FLIP!!!'' If you are part of the 5% that would do this then copy and paste.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
really funny quotes that i got when reading 'The Magical Whater''s profile
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.
Earht is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
I am who I am, and I don't give a damn what people think of me!! If you agree, copy this to your profile. And let me know who you are if you do, so I can add your name to this list: TheBlackSeaReaper, DarkDragonessFliesEveryWhere,
FAVORITE SAYINGS: 1) Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Aizen's tea will liquefy your kidneys.
2. Honesty is the best policy, but Insanity is a better defense.
3. Nobody is perfect. I am nobody. Therefore I am perfect!
4. Someday my Prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions
're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
6. Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
7. Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
8. Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done
9. You! Off my planet!
10. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
11. "It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
12. BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!!
13. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies and yaoi/yuri)
If you're weird and proud of it, post either of these cute rabbits on your profile page! ALL HAIL THOSE WHO ARE PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT!
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
If you tink that Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile!
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Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
She goes and knocks but no one said
she opens it and finds her friend there on
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die.
WHY BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.
Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.
Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney.
Courtney liked jack also.
Well, of course she did, everyone did!
Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to.
One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.
Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time.
Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them.
She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater.
Courtney told Jack: "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied": "Hell, yes."
Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window.
Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.
The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.
For the next few days Ashley wasn't there.
A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much.
Next to Ashley's dead body was a note.
A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you.
I never thought you would do something like this to me.
I really loved you, Jack.
I died for you just like Jesus died for us.
Always with you, Ashley
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
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